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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: alpha wolf on November 11, 2011, 12:30:16 PM
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In english class a few days ago my friend brought a diet coke to class. He really hates carbonation in his pop so he always shakes his pop up and waits for the carbonation to go down. I asked him if i could have a sip and he said sure. He forgot to tell me he had just shook the pop up. I opened the pop and BOOM! exploded all over the classroom and got me five days worth of detention and i am now banned from the vending machines for the rest of the semester. >:(
Anyone else been embarassed in front of their whole school?
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well, kinda, but not in same way, I have the "technical responsibility" for the Autumn/fall party the 2nd year high school students arrange, and the timing in switching between movies and sounds went wrong, so I gotta meet 4 hours earlyer tomorrow "that will be 12 am Saturday" and practise timing that was not mi fault... <.< X3 >.> well, can say that's more irritating than embarrassing...
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walking into the wrong classroom and everyone stares at you.. O.o XD i hat it when tat happens.
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Finding out you did the wrong reading for a class discussion while you're discussing it XD
I'm surprised they let me finish my discussion despite all the confused looks I was getting
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Well back in my sophomore year there was this... School spirit week thing. Anyhow we were recomended to show up in an appropriate costume each day. The theme kept switching between medieval and western. Then my history teacher (also the head of the school student board) told me that it would be western. It wasnt. So I showed up on "peasants day" wearing full cowboy attire. 'Twas a might embarassin'
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I remember in middle school I was in math class and realized I didn't have the textbook I needed for my next class. I tried to figure out where I might have left it, and remembered that the last place I had it was in my homeroom. I asked the teacher if I could go get it. She allowed me to, and I walked across the hall, down the stairs and across the school again to my homeroom class. I briefly interrupted the class in that room and looked around for the textbook. I asked that teacher if she saw it, and she never did. I was confused and irritated, and gave up. I walked back up to my math classroom, sat down and glanced down in the metal shelf under my desk... There was the textbook. >w>;;
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It's always embarrassing when you think you have one performance task, and has studied for the wrong subject :$
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The one time I fell asleep in school, I slept through the bell that told us to change classes. (I was really exhausted that day I guess.) I had a friend who was in the next class, and they saw me still sitting there, woke me up, and asked me what I was still doing there. I was really confused for a minute, then freaked out because I was late and the teacher in the class I was missing was kind of scary. x_x
Luckily the teacher (in the class I was sleeping in) was really nice and gave me a pass, so I didn't end up getting in trouble for being late. :P
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This was a while back but after class one day, me and two friends where sitting on the brick wall out by the McSwan building (one of the colleges buildings) and we where just hanging out ... and at the time I liked the guy that was sitting next to me, so while where just talking my other friend decides its a good idea to walk up and try and poke me. So what happens is when she goes to poke I block subconsciously... ... and end up also punching the guy (that I liked) in the face. I was so embarrassed after that TwT
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Well, I walked down an entire hall with my skirt tucked into my underwear once. Lovely view there.
I fell asleep in class once and had one of those waking up jolts where you literally jump, and I scared everyone at my table.
I've fallen down and lost stuff and walked into the wrong classroom OMG how many times I don't even
/klutz
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Not too long ago I went to my friend's college (not my school, but a school nonetheless) and we went to the cafeteria to order some breakfast. They served food in this sort of lunch line and you just told the servers what you wanted and they would put it on your plate. I was passing through and I saw this girl server who was passed up by everyone because she was serving steamed broccoli (and apparently no one likes broccoli).
The server seemed kinda bored so I decided to take some broccoli and lighten up her mood a bit so I decided I would just say something along the lines of:
"That's a lot of broccoli for people who won't even eat the stuff!" XD
However, when I approached to order all that came out was:
"That's a lot of broccoli!" :D
She looked at me like I was some sort of idiot and simply responded:
"Yeah..." >.> -Tosses broccoli onto plate-
I paused for a moment before awkwardly shuffling off with my food trying to figure out what just happened. XD
Oh social awkwardness...
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@Sigcutio Don't you love when stuff doesn't come out right, or even better when you go to say something you say half of it and say something completely different
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I fell asleep resting my head on my hand in Canadian history (You don't even know how boring this subject is) and my arm ended up slipping out from under me making me smack my face off the desk, I ended up getting a nosebleed and having to leave class.
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I fell asleep resting my head on my hand in Canadian history (You don't even know how boring this subject is) and my arm ended up slipping out from under me making me smack my face off the desk, I ended up getting a nosebleed and having to leave class.
that one burns, actually if it happened here in my class, we would brobatly laugh... but THIS school class I'm in right now is embarrassing, just the latest 10 minutes, I have fallen asleep and hit the screen then awakened... I feel like someone is watching me...
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Here are a couple other embarrassing moments I just remembered. :P
Most of the time I don't bring my cellphone with me when I go to school, but often when I do I forget I even have it.
One day in middle school---8th grade, I believe---I went into my social studies class and had to work on an assignment. Suddenly I hear a strange cellphone ring from my binder. I panicked mentally, but let it continue ringing so it didn't look like mine. Unfortunately, it was one of those long ringtones that get louder as it rings. Kids began to giggle and whisper while subtly pointing, "[N/A]", it's [N/A], hehe...".
The teacher---an almost-monotonous-voiced old man with a dry sense of humor---remarked afterwards, "Well that was an interesting sound. It was like a cat... Probably from the other room."
The kids still snickered and whispered my name like idiots, but the teacher either couldn't hear them somehow or just didn't care. Right when I went to my next class I quickly shut off my phone. ^^;;
The next one is from the year before, in biology. I was extremely tired and couldn't keep my eyes open at all. We were watching a movie that I was interested in seeing, but like I said, I was way too tired to pay attention. I ended up falling into a lovely sleep... Then the teacher told a kid to wake me up. Being woken up got me extremely upset and I suddenly began to cry uncontrollably. Not aloud, but enough to be noticed. .///.;;
Now I remember one more embarrassing moment from that same year, in another social studies class. We were playing this game simply called "Map Games". Basically, the class is separated into teams, and each member of a team goes to one of the maps around the room. The teacher will call a city or geological feature and we'd try to find it on the map. The person who finds it has to call someone at their map out. At this round my A.D.D. was going crazy, and I sorta zoned out for a bit when we were supposed to find a city. A girl found it and called me out. I was still in my own little world and didn't hear her. She looked at me straight in the eyes with a serious expression and said,
"[N/A]. I called you out. Go sit down."
This shocked me so bad that I burst out crying. The class was freaking out and wondering what the hell was going on while I was trying to hold myself back together.
Honestly, those weren't the only times I broke down crying at school. I actually don't cry often at all, even at things I really should be upset about. Most of the time if I ever do start crying, it only lasts for around thirty seconds before I calm down. I guess things start to build up, and just a minor issue can spark a breakdown. It just sucks when it happens at school because I get tons of kids crowding around me...
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Today I was leaving my school library right when the lunch bell rang and everyone was going back to class. We have those detectors right before the door that set of alarms if someone is trying to steal a book. Of course, I had a book from a library by my house, and i guess it was setting off the alarm. I had no clue, so I didnt think it was me at first. Then the librarian let the crowd at the door go through one at a time. I set it off...and about 40 students started "oooooooooo"ing at me. I did a sort of "walk of shame" through the crowd of angry/laughing students as I was escorted to "return the book I was trying to steal"...all a big misunderstanding...
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it snowed yesterday and so my friends and I were sliding on the wet school floor and it worked quite well for about half an hour until some more of our friends showed up, so I was like "hey look at this!" and took a running slide and fell HARD on my hip XD in front of everyone D:
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Such durpy moments...
When ever I go to the wrong class, whenever I am late for class...
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Such durpy moments...
When ever I go to the wrong class, whenever I am late for class...
i always go late in style or don't go at all
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This happened years ago in English. We had been given out a book to read and on the cover was a drawing of the main character, so I looked at him and decieded he looked like he was smoking so I started drawing in the cigarette and smoke until I heard laughing behind me. So i spun round in my seat to see my friend Tam with a smirk on his face and pointing forward, when I turned around again the teacher was standing infront of my desk and simply said "Stay behind after class".
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was making christmas ornaments for our first grade pen pals in my english class today. I was trying to use the damn glitter glue in this tiny tube. I was trying to figure out the cap mechanism on it, because you know america has to make things such as glitter glue a pain in the ass. Anyway i unscrewed the first cap and thought what was under that was the real nozzle, but it wasnt, it was some kind of cork/plug. I kept squeezing it and eventually it exploded and the tiny plug shot out, along with all of the glittery glue, across the entire room. It almost landed on this kid who was dressed up for something in nice pants. Thank god no one saw...i think...
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the most embarrassing moments is when your teacher tels you to work with the hottest hotie in class, and you sits face to face to him/her, and suddenly get naughty *blushes heavily*
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It was actually yesterday but I was watching a video on Facebook an started laughing in the library >.> I know its not big but I was still embarrassed >.>
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My friend once was playing games, he was raging so loud in the library. He had earphones on.
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Today at lunch one of the student store attendants said a racial slur to me. My response:
Disregard racist greeting, Acquire Chili Dog...
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^Awesome comeback there! XD
Now on to embarrassing moments...
In my Junior year of high school, I was taking an AP English Language course and we had seminars on a weekly basis to discuss what we read in what we called our "Bibles" (Seriously, the book was huge and looked a lot like a bible XD )
One of the readings, which I fail to remember at the moment, was a Puritan work from the 18th century that described a house fire the author went through, but because of her good faith, she was comforted by the fact that she would always have her true home in heaven.
Our teacher was trying to get us to realize this point and I knew it, but I just could not describe it for some reason. Taking a chance I decided to try and and explain it anyway. What I tried to say was that her faith assured her happiness in the next life, but what instead came out as I desperately sought the words to explain this was:
"Her house went to heaven!"
.... XD
Almost as soon as I said that I wanted to immediately take that back. The teacher noticed, but so did my friend who was able to save my butt there and come up with a better response. Thankfully the teacher said nothing of it and because it was English, almost no one was paying attention. Good thing for me, but now I wonder why no one pays attention in English? XD
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Getting to school a bit late, walking into assembly and tripping... flat on my face!
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I had to do ballet in my winter clothes at a auditorium when i was, i don't know, 5 or 6 i felt so embarassed i wanted to die x_x
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In my freshman year on like the first or second day, we all had to go to an assembly in the auditorium. Anyway, I knew that there was a back door, so I decided to use that one and get there more quickly. So I ran downstairs and down the hallway to the door, opened it, ran through onto the stage..
And was greeted with the sight of the entire freshman class.
Derp.
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Several months ago I twisted my ankle really hard, and couldn't run for a week. This if course means no Gym class, so I asked if I could sit out. The gym teacher looked at me with a stare that said that she by no means believed what I said. Anyway, I got to sit out. At the start of Gym everyone sits on the floor in a line in front of the supervisor's bench. I sat down, and the teacher left to go get her coffee. I sat there, on display in front of the whole class, with them looking at me like they knew I was faking it. This went on for the rest of the week.
:<
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Taking the SAT right before the end of Junior year-with almost no sleep, I fell asleep during the test, with my head resting on my upright hand. So of course (I had another guy working on the same fold up-style table as me) I get one of those violent wake up spasms-knee the table, and almost knock the whole thing over.
Yeah, I had to get creative to play that one off like nothing happened. Although at the time I was pretty pissed about it happening-as it just hurt my score, I lol pretty hard when I think about it now.
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I kept going into conducting spasms today during Drama practice.
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One time I was running at school, and I stepped in a weird way that made my leg lock at an awkward angle, then it went limp and numb and I couldn't really...move it. I just had to sit there in the middle of an open space looking stupid. Luckily, nothing bad happened. My leg hurt for a couple days, but that was it.
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When you realize halfway through a class that it isn't your class ...
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Talking to someone you think is in your class
When they're actually a year below/above you =/
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when you sit in the middle of the class room scream class dismiss when it's an hour until it is time for that :|
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I was in middle school and just got a new pair of pants. Some cargo pants from Old Navy, if I remember correctly. After eating lunch, we would sit in an area we called the commons until the bell rang for class. The bell rang, I sit up, and in doing so catch my jeans on a screw that for some reason was sticking out of the wall behind me. My pants rip from my knee to my waist. I run to the office, trying to hold what's left of my now ruined pants, to call my mom to bring me a new pair. My house was a half hour drive from school and the secretary told me I had to go back to class and could just wait there for my mom. She gave me safety pins to pin up the whole side of my pants. I thought, 'Hey, this can't be too bad. I sit in the back of class (all seats faced away from the door), so no one will notice and I can just sneak out fast afterwards to grab my new pants.' I walk into class and all heads turn in my direction. Turns out my awesome friends had informed the teacher what had happened while she was taking role call. Everyone was looking at me and giggling and my pinned pants, that were already starting to fall apart again. Also, instead of waiting for me to just come to the office to grab my new pants when I was done with class, they had someone come in the room and hand them to me.
Should I also mention that I was socially awkward, chubby, and didn't shave my legs in middle school?
Fun memories to relive.
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one time this really annoying perso was running by my seat so i stuck out my leg to trip him and he drags me completly out of my chair
and athletics ( if u need more info im in 8th grade and i way roughly 250 lbs need i say more)
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I was in forth grade, and it was choir rehearsal time in the gym for the veteran's day performance. Half the school was required to sing in the choir. Half the school was thus in the rehersal. I was in the fourth row and feeling queasy, and so I pushed my way down to the teacher to tell her I felt ill.
As I was opening my mouth to tell her, I spewed orange vomit all over the floor and down the front of my shirt. In front of half. the. school.
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My teacher, Barry, is the worst for embarassing people.
One girl in my class has an issue with people touching her.
Me: "How do you manage to have s*x?"
Her: "Well"
Barry: "HMMM"
Me: "What, Barry?"
Barry: "I was just thinking about it."
Entire class: "......That's disgusting"
Barry: "...I-I mean...the psychological implications"
After doing some experiments with yeast.
Barry: "It's not toxic, but I don't want it all over me"
Me: "That's what she said"
Barry: *laughs*
Most of the class: "Barry, you're not allowed to laugh".
He's like, 60, and really creepy. He just stands there and goes "Ssssss"
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my friend put his phone in my backpack and called it from another phone while i was in spanish class. the worst part was i had no idea how to work the thing to turn off the sound
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I once scraped my elbow on this brick wall at school, it wast realy that bad, but what i did not know was that i were bleeding alot form the from it.
So i went with it to class without tending to it, because im a badass:P What then happened was that I sat down at my desk without knowing that
i had my elbow in a pool of blood, without me actually noticing it!
Eventually alot of the girls got grosed out by it...and everyone started laughing. :S
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Ohhhh boy... I remember this one time I was in art class, middle school. I was a hyper kid, and I was moving the facuet back and forth (one of those candy cane-shaped ones) because the way the water moved was fun... and then the faucet came off and water shot up at the cabinet above. I was so embarrassed ._.
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I sneezed in my armpit once and it sounded like a fart, very loud and in class of course.
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when my ringtone (my little pony) went off in 3rd hour today
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During (American) "football" season, I was in marching band and wore my yarn tail and orange hat with fox ears on it to a game. Our director made me march, and play my solo in it.
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One time I got a really bad nosebleed in band and I got blood all over the door knob and my drum sticks and every one started getting all freaky and I had to explain to this one kid that I got a nosebleed at least 3 times.
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When I got "pants" by my buddy... but don't worry, I got my revenge 2x better, or in his case 2x worse.
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When I was new in a school. ( I started a year half way through since I moved). I would always walk in to my class but in the wrong period. I have gotten 4-5 6-7 confussed so many times :S
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I missed out on most of the new fangled embarrassments you guys face today with cans of pop, an ring tones. But my moments of rosy red cheeks were still plentiful :P
Most recent one I can maybe recall? When I was in college, for fun, I had a friend with a very neat hand write a love note to another friend, as though it was from this Jamaican girl he totally had the hots for. I was in stitches when i saw him talking to her later that day. However, the embarrassing part was when the college tutor called me into a meeting with my friend, and was like, "Arn't you a little old for this?"
I still thought it was kick ass, text book humour. He just didn't see the funny side of foxy humour ^_^ …nor did the tutor. :P
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this is embarrassing for both me and my english teacher.
I was talking about an english text and I stated it had fallacious arguments and she immediately thought it was a dirty word T_T
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And that word doesn't even have a secondary meaning. Looks like you taught the teacher. :P
Most embarrassing thing for me was back in Freshman year, in Algebra. I was thinking about what my father said to me, and working out a counter argument in my head for a discussion on how to convince my mom to let my Grandparents see my siblings (and seeing how I was living there, I as well). So I go up to my friend Jack and try to get his attention.
But I call him dad. And I have yet to live it down; for now Jack is my troll dad. Even though I'm older than him. Now the only embarrassing part is the story; but it's still funnier now.
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Super PRRRRROOOOOT in class, (I do not think I need to explain nothing more xD)
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9226/disgustedohgodwhytext.jpg)
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And that word doesn't even have a secondary meaning. Looks like you taught the teacher. :P
She though it meant another dirty word that sounds imilar >.>
Another embarrassing thing is in the class when I was in year 10 I was wrestling my friend in the middle of the class, people started looking and the teacher asked me what the heck I was doing and I said "I'm dissecting him" XD I have no idea, it seemed like a good response at the time? XD
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Today i finished a test early, everything is quiet, i put in my head phones and decide to listen to some music. I select my song and realize 5 seconds later my headphones are not plugged in. oh gawd all the awkward stares ;_;
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Today i finished a test early, everything is quiet, i put in my head phones and decide to listen to some music. I select my song and realize 5 seconds later my headphones are not plugged in. oh gawd all the awkward stares ;_;
That reminds me of this time my friend was in the computer lab in middle school (or maybe it was elementary. Probably middle though) and some kid was watching... Erm... Inappropriate content, but he had his headphones plugged into the microphone slot... XP
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having several people shout the y word at you and being asked by a bunch of people what that means...
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High school was a bushel full of those for me.
My most embarrassing moment in school happened in grade 11. It was a late, late night for me the previous night. I had just sat down in class for first period. I looked up and saw that we had an on-call teacher for the class that day. So, thinking we wouldn't have to worry about handing in the homework assignment for the day, just sat back while everyone else did (We had a rule in this class; if the regular teacher wasn't there and you weren't done an assignment, you were lucky because you had a day of grace to finish the homework). The teacher watched as the last person handed in their assignment and went to sit down and then looked down at a piece of paper, then looked at me quizzically. She said to me "I'm sorry, what's your name?" I told her my name and she looked down at the class list (Which was that piece of paper) and then to me again. She said "I don't see your name on the class list." I asked her why it wasn't, and she said "Well, that's probably because your in Mrs. M's class this morning usually, not this one." Everyone in that class laughed at me; I had sat down in the WRONG CLASS XD.
Anyways, from there I went to my regular class which was next door. Mrs. M asked me why I was late (Of course she was here so I handed her my assignment). When I told her this story we had a good laugh about it and excused me from being late.
As embarrassing as it was, it was actually pretty funny now that I think about it.
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Super PRRRRROOOOOT in class, (I do not think I need to explain nothing more xD)
If that happens we just laugh with the person and then usually someone else lets out a little something... often it is one of the girls X3
We are very easy going in school but I once told a really bad joke.. well, shouted. Our teacher talked about a book called "highest grade in everything" and I raised my hand saying "Oh that book, I read the second one in the series" my teacher looked confused at me for a moment before asking for the name, to which I proudly replied "The book is called: atleast you tried.
Cue a moment of awkward silence and then people started snickering and going 'aaaah, wait, ooooh you punning bastard'
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Tripping UP the stairs...and falling all the way back down. *puts on shades* like a boss XD
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One time in 8th grade, I went to the restroom and when I got back everyone was starting at me. At first I was like "Why is everyone starting at me?", that was until I looked down at my pants to find that my zipper was open. I was like "Ah shit... Really!? Improvise!", so I zipped it up, did a twirl and moonwalk all the way to my seat. When I got to my seat I did one of Micheal Jackson's moves and sat. Everyone kept looking at me then began laughing at what I just did. Even the teacher couldn't resist laughing, it's just that my personality doesn't fit to what I did back then.
Even up till now some of them still can't believe that I did that xD
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Brought up the fact that I spend many hours a week on Skype talking to a guy from England... got awkward stares from everyone in the class, including the teacher who said "And what exactly are you DOING with this person?" T_T
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Was sitting in one of my freshman courses in college, and, had my laptop sprawled out on the table in front me. Normally, I am very cautious about music and such playing from my laptop while im in class, you know, dont want it to open it up and have it start playing music really loudly XD
But, my laptop has these touch sensitive volume buttons on it, and, I had the volume muted, not turned down (two different things),
Browsing the web, I reached up to brush off the portion of my laptop with the touch sensitive volume buttons, and, it unmuted the sound. An ad in the background of one of the web pages was playing a dark knight trailer and my laptop shouted "WHY...SO...SERIOUS?"
I died laughing, too great.
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That happened to me once but with my mom. Aaaaaand it was a CoD montage on Youtube with some not no nice words... XD
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debating wether its even apropriate to post on the forum or not so be warned...its funny but very inapropriate. My older bro got me this ringtone of a man on an intercom yelling "will the man with the 12 inch ****** please answer his phone" so I decided to set my alarm up to the same day. I wake up the next morning barely made it out of the house and to the bus wondering why my alarm didnt go off.
So Im in my second hour and my bio teacher mrs. powers is giving us time to work on book work then suddenly out of the the quietness "will the man with the 12 inch ****** please answer his phone"
as the entire class and even my teacher look at me in awkward silence I decide to be clever and go "sry I gotta take this call" XD
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You have absolutely no idea how hard I'm laughing right now...
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Well, freshman year.... You know those desks with the connected chairs, the ones that you can only get into them one way? I was sitting in one when one of my books fell on the ground, so i leaned over to grab it. All of a sudden the desk tips over, on the side that you get out of...needless to say i sat there squirming trying to get out, everyone, even the teacher, was too busy laughing at me to help me... >.> it took a bit for me to get out and stand my desk back up...
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I wore shorts that were way to big in gym class once and we played soccer and things went very wrong after i ran but i am in a new school now so i never have to hear about that again
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Going to school all casual, pretty nice day somewhere in summer so I was wearing nothing but a blouse and my usual jeans. I had managed not to notice in the morning, that apparently our cloth drying had gone a bit berzerk since the turning part had gotten stuck, and a rather noticeable part was burnt, and my jeans were torn at my arse :|
That was a beautiful day, ffs.
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One time i play on Voleyball in school. I wear trousers and they been to...slim for me and when i want have a point for my team my trousers broke on my class eyes ...welll...ops xD
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I was in earth science and i sat in the back so i started to lean back and put my back to the wall. After a little bit i got tired of having my feat hang down so i put them on the chair in front of me. But the person in front of me moved so I just missed and tried to catch myself and ended up just falling back. Regardless to sag it was pretty embarassing.
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Fortunately, not many embarrassing things have happened to me in school. I dropped a plate and tripped on some stairs once.
...Well there is one thing but it's WAY too personal to share :X