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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Zhono on July 05, 2011, 01:50:09 AM

Title: You can't just _____ into Mordor!
Post by: Zhono on July 05, 2011, 01:50:09 AM
I gt this game from an old forum I used to visit. Basically, just put down things you can't do to getinto Mordor. For example.

Stick Figure: You can't just pole vault into Mordor!

I'll start:

One cannot just waltz into Mordor!
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Post by: CrazyCat on July 05, 2011, 01:52:24 AM
One cannot just moonwalk into Mordor!
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Post by: Ares the Ram on July 05, 2011, 03:23:36 AM
One cannot simply catbus into mordor
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Post by: Gelidus on July 05, 2011, 05:44:32 AM
One does not simply take the subway into mordor...
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Post by: Zaspher on July 05, 2011, 06:54:44 AM
One does not simply form a congo line into mordor
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Post by: Gelidus on July 05, 2011, 07:00:37 AM
One does not simply fly into Mordor...
...
...
...oh wait...

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Post by: Zaspher on July 05, 2011, 07:03:20 AM
One does not simply rave into mordor XD
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Post by: Daemon on July 05, 2011, 08:40:02 PM
One cannot just kill some orcs on the way into Mordor!
................................wait one durn second ovar thar... >.>
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Post by: Self-sain on July 05, 2011, 09:11:09 PM
You can't just question how I get into Mordor!
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Post by: LyrilaFox on July 05, 2011, 09:29:08 PM
One Cannot just love his way into Mordor
[[playah]]
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Post by: Egan on July 05, 2011, 10:29:23 PM
One cannot simply QWOP into mordor!
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Post by: Zhono on July 05, 2011, 10:53:07 PM
One does not simply send in thier Mudkip army to conquer Mordor.

Grass-types are a lot more effective...  :D
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Post by: LyrilaFox on July 05, 2011, 11:07:38 PM
One cannot just send in their comrades into Mordor
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Post by: Daemon on July 05, 2011, 11:09:41 PM
One cannot simply fly the ROFLcopter into Mordor
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Post by: Zaspher on July 06, 2011, 01:15:36 AM
One cannot simply skip gracefully into mordor
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Post by: CrazyCat on July 06, 2011, 04:37:05 AM
One cannot simply ride the taxi to Mordor
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Post by: Daemon on July 06, 2011, 04:39:15 AM
One cannot simply ride the taxi to Mordor
(if they have enough bus fare they can)

One can not just fly giant eaglesto Mordor
...but Gandalf can.
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Post by: Zaspher on July 06, 2011, 04:42:47 AM
One cannot simply blast a fur-hater into mordor with a human cannon >:3
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Post by: CrazyCat on July 06, 2011, 05:01:40 AM
One cannot simply do the electric slide into Mordor.
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Post by: Zaspher on July 06, 2011, 05:04:18 AM
One cannot simply falcon punch into mordor

"Falcon paaauuuunch*
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Post by: CrazyCat on July 06, 2011, 05:05:42 AM
One cannot simply teleport into Mordor.
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Post by: Ares the Ram on July 06, 2011, 05:11:36 AM
one cannot simply moonwalk into mordor
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Post by: Daemon on July 06, 2011, 05:13:42 AM
one cannot simply Portal into Mordor
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Post by: CrazyCat on July 06, 2011, 05:14:16 AM
one cannot simply moonwalk into mordor

One cannot simply do the same thing twice in Mordor and expect different results...
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Post by: Zaspher on July 06, 2011, 05:15:16 AM
One cannot simply ride nyan cat into Mordor
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Post by: Ares the Ram on July 06, 2011, 05:17:44 AM
one cannot simply skip it into mordor
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Post by: Zaspher on July 06, 2011, 05:20:58 AM
One cannot simply mosh into Mordor
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Post by: Alexei on July 06, 2011, 05:22:28 AM
One SHALL NOT PASS into Mordor
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Post by: Zaspher on July 06, 2011, 05:26:34 AM
One cannot simply "Jump" into mordor.

(From the movie Jumper)
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Post by: Lite Speed on July 06, 2011, 09:31:50 AM
One does not just tango into Mordor
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Post by: Timmy Fox on July 06, 2011, 03:16:48 PM
One can't just walk into Mordor!
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Post by: Daemon on July 06, 2011, 04:31:44 PM
One cannot simply turn an american three book series into a hit movie franchise showcasing the acting of Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortenson who try to take the One Ring into mount doom to destroy it, simply by strolling into Mordor.

i have just won
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Post by: WingedZephyr on July 06, 2011, 04:37:07 PM
You can't just throw a bunch of hobbits into Mordor!
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Post by: Egan on July 06, 2011, 07:33:18 PM
You can't just make a thread in the games board about various people and things you can't do in mordor!
......Wait....
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Post by: Zaspher on July 07, 2011, 04:15:39 AM
One cannot simply duck walk into mordor.
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Post by: Jonny Teh Fox on July 07, 2011, 04:25:55 AM
one cannot fly with the flying subway into mordor. XD
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on July 07, 2011, 03:29:06 PM
One cannot simply Rick Roll into Mordor...
Unless you're Rick Astley, of course....  ;)
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Post by: Daemon on July 07, 2011, 04:59:23 PM
One cannot simply look for ones precious in Mordor
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Post by: Fly Boy on July 07, 2011, 08:20:42 PM
One can't simply pistol whip yourself into Mordor!
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Post by: Zhono on July 08, 2011, 01:28:58 AM
One cannot simply turn an american three book series into a hit movie franchise showcasing the acting of Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortenson who try to take the One Ring into mount doom to destroy it, simply by strolling into Mordor.

i have just won

Yes. Yes you did.

One cannot simply DO A BARREL ROLL into Mordor.


Post Merge: July 08, 2011, 01:30:00 AM
One cannot simply turn an american three book series into a hit movie franchise showcasing the acting of Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortenson who try to take the One Ring into mount doom to destroy it, simply by strolling into Mordor.

i have just won

Yes. Yes you did.

One cannot simply DO A BARREL ROLL into Mordor.
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on July 08, 2011, 05:41:30 PM
A double post!

 >:( CURSE YOU, EDWARD DILLENGER!
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Post by: Jonny Teh Fox on July 08, 2011, 05:46:10 PM
You can't simple Double post into Mordor! XD
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Post by: Self-sain on July 08, 2011, 07:54:18 PM
One can not simply get off topic in the thread into to mordor!
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Post by: Zhono on July 09, 2011, 02:19:12 AM
 *notices double-post*

Oops... Blasted 3DS...  >:(

One cannot simply use a 3DS to post about Mordor...
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Post by: Egan on July 09, 2011, 05:33:56 PM
One cannot simply silly walk into mordor!
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Post by: Zhono on July 09, 2011, 07:11:22 PM
One cannot simply Hammer Time into Mordor.
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on July 12, 2011, 03:19:19 PM
One cannot simply bite into Mordor!

(What the heck is pistol whipping?!)
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Post by: Jonny Teh Fox on July 12, 2011, 03:31:34 PM
You cannot simply blow up a candy bar with a TNT then flew into a wall that later goes into pieces when you then get hit by a truck and then you say "omg bqq" then fly's up for no reason into the air and later get hit by a plane that crashed on a tree that was flying in the air with a truck that u got into earlier and crashed into mordor.
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Post by: Egan on July 14, 2011, 08:04:01 AM
One cannot make a complex joke about mordor.
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Post by: Self-sain on July 14, 2011, 04:44:59 PM
One can not simply use the wrong tense of fly when making a complex joke into mordor!
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on July 19, 2011, 12:51:12 AM
You can't just make fun of a complex Mordor joke whilst walking into Mordor!
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Post by: Daemon on July 26, 2011, 05:56:05 PM
one simply can't freemason into Mordor
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on July 26, 2011, 07:18:28 PM
One does not just sleep their way into Mordor.
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Post by: Vinny Raccoon on July 29, 2011, 09:28:14 AM
one cannot bribe an american into mordor

just kidding :3

one cannot furpile there way into mordor
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Post by: Egan on September 06, 2011, 01:54:42 AM
One cannot simply shuffle into mordor!
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on September 06, 2011, 10:54:59 PM
One should NEVER believe that the FBI are good guys whilst walking into Mordor.