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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Mr.Mustard on February 22, 2011, 10:56:28 PM
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This is always a lot of fun...
So, you can post about any video game, but you have to put the game at the top, like this:
You know you play too much fallout 3 when...
You try to pay you're bar tab in bottle caps
You see a leaking sewer and think, 'I wonder how irradiated it is...'
You see a stray dog, and try to enter vats
You can post as many different games as you want, but separate them, like this:
You know you play too much Mass Effect when...
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You know you play too much Half-Life when...
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You know you play too much Minecraft when:
- you expect splinters to fly whenever you open a door.
- you constantly look around corners for green frowning faces.
- you pee in your pants whenever you hear "hsssssss".
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You know you play too much Assassin's Creed when:
You write a report on him for History class (happened to me O.O )
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You know you've played too much Spyro the Dragon when...
- you constantly dream about flying, racing, platforms and collecting gems.
(Ever since I was a child.)
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You know you play too much Oblivion when...
you pull out a map, point to an area, and hope you "fast travel" to it.
you put on a ring and try to breathe underwater.
your first reaction when someone insults you is to beat them to death with a mace.
you think Obama is a Redguard.
you say "Huzzah!" after doing well in anything at work.
you start eating random plants to see if you get any special effects
you walk around work thinking, "Just who to do these idiots think they are? Don't they know I am as powerful as a God?"
your in the laundry room and thinking about putting two different colour shirts in the washer on a certain washing setting, then say to yourself "I should save first".
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You play to much Modern Warfare 2 when you...
-expect to wake up to the sound of tanks on the street
-quote Soap and Ghost constantly.
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You play too much Call of duty when...
-You believe that Sgt. Woods actually deserved to win best character of the year at the Vga's
-You think all UAVs are equipped with predator missiles.
-You think hiding behind cover heals bullet wounds.
You play too much Half Life when.....
-You think theoretical physicists are all cool
-You'd be more comfortable using a crowbar to kill something then to open a crate.
-You wonder who ate all the donuts
You play too much Team fortress when.....
-You say "Om nom nom" in a deep voice when eating a sandwich
-Playing sports, you call the other team babies
-You engage in fierce debates over the gender of the pyro.
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You play too many videogames if....
you think some games have historically correct facts, or if you belive the entire game is correct.
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You know you play too much Oblivion when....
- you clean out the 'inventory' of your purse every morning to make sure nothing is so heavy it'll affect your speed, and calculate the effectiveness of each granola bar and water at restoring your fatigue
- you get mad at your friends and thrust at them with your hands hoping they'll burst into flames
- threaten your parents that you'll open an Oblivion gate outside the house if they don't let you go to that party friday......but only after mentally saving....and of course the end result is you getting grounded so you mentally enter a remove bounty cheat code.
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You know you play too much Black Ops if...
You study the Vietnam war in order to find the zombies.
You join the military and ask what you're killstreaks are.
You think that drinking soda extends you're life.
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You know you play too much Assassin's Creed when:
Everytime you go by a church, you have an unexplicable urge to climb it and find the Eagle's View
You keep expecting to wake up from your life in a Corporate facility with Kristen Bell standing over you in a lab coat.
You know you play too much Prince of Persia when:
You eff up, and reach towards your belt area hoping to press the reverse button on your dagger of time.
You know you play too much Final Fantasy when:
You go to the races and expect to see Chocobos rather than dogs or horses. (btw I don't actually go to races I think it's inhumane, I just wanted to use Chocobos in this thread)
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You know you play too much Team Fortress 2 when:
You take a class in cybernetic manufacturing in hopes of making a sentry gun.
You stop and eat a sandwich when mortally wounded.
You go into a rabid frenzy when you pass by the nearest hat store.
You know you play too much World of Warcraft when:
You drink inhumane amounts of water to try and gain mana.
You try to get the family dog large enough to ride on.
You refer to your boss or parent as "My Warchief" or "My King".
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you start doing yard work and feel like youre in an rts game. (seriously happened to me)
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You know you've played too much tetris if you refuse to admit there ain't enough room in the car...
You know what I mean. :)
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You steal Morrowind from Best Buy because its just that good and you have NO money
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you know you play too much halflife when:
you carry a crowbar instead of keys
you think that the police are combines.
you try to walk over a first aid kit to pick it up
you try opening doors without using your hands
You try to go up a ladder by walking straight into it
when you decide that, rather than taking the lift up to your office, you should climb the elevator shaft and then go through the ventilation system
you poke people and expect them to follow you
your computer shuts down from lack of free RAM
you write a long list like this
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INCOMING BIG ONE!!
You know you play too much Halo when...
-you throw rocks expecting them to stick to things
-you put on a backpack and pretend to have a jet pack
-you think your neighbors miniature chihuahua is a part of the flood
-you call anyoe whos name is 'John' Master Cheif
-you call yourself a 'Blazing Spartan'
-you threaten people with your spartan laser
-you attempt to defy gravity
-you throw a bouncy ball at someone and say 'Ha! Gotcha with a DeathBall!'
-you go swimming in 2 foot deep water and pretend to drown
-you try to drive a hummer insisting that it is a Warthog
-You cry at teh end of Halo: Reach
-you have all acheivments on ALL halo games
-you tend to call your friends 'Spartan-(insert number and letter here)
-you pick up a hammer, hit it against the ground, and make the sound 'Bvvvvgshhh!' (grav hammer)
-you no scope headshot your teacher with a spitwad and straw and shout 'YES! I GO AN ACHEIVMENT!'
-You name your child John
-you put on a Halo holloween costume and head to conventions of halo
-you work for bunjie
-you enjoy long walks on the beach AND killing covenant
-beleive that the pope is the leader of the covenant
-attempt to destroy jello
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i think thats it, at least, all i can come up with.
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you play too much army of two and call of duty when
-you begin to wonder what the famas or felin 2c is really called
-you try to throw a rock with an imaginary guide
-you think nova 6 is real
-you think army of two 40th day is like playing call of duty black ops, just alot easier
-you feel like your playing black ops when your playing 40th day
-you save alot of money and then blow it on guns and attachments and customizations
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Sadly, all of these things have been accomplished by me:
You play too much Morrowind/Oblivion when:
-You created a charater with 100 in every stat and skill
-That same character has almost every quest in the game
-You still don't know what to do when you get into the free world and can do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING
You play too much FFVII - X when:
-You pretty much have unkillable characters
-You beat ruby weapon on FFVII, Omega weapon of VIII, and all the "trainer" bosses in FF X
-You killed sephiroth so fast you couldn't enjoy the music
You play too much MW 2:
-You have called in 18 nukes in your career
-You have prestiged 5 times
-Your always in the top five of all the members in the game, and usually make top two.
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You know you play too much Modern Warfare 2 when...
-Hardcore Team DeathMatch is way too easy
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you play too much fallout when:
- you create a character. beat the game and create another character because you deleted your old fallout data.
- you play the game again after beating it and you are SO NOT interested in it anymore
- play it one last time and you suspiciously and mysteriously no longer receive ANY trophies even though you only unlocked 16% of fallout 3's trophies
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You know you've played too much Minecraft when...
- you hear zombies moan when you're out in the dark.
- things around you appear small, soft and out of shape.
- you own you own square Creeper hat with a face on it (your truly included).
- you expect your old backyard shovel to be made of wood and rock.
- you feel naked and unsure without bringing 64 torches.
Funny ones I found online when googling:
- you freak out when you hear frying bacon.
- you expect your shovel to break after using it 132 times.
- you punch trees.
- you expect to see black outlines when you touch something.
- you scour gravel driveways for flint.
Finally, you know you've played too much Minecraft when you've written this post and enjoyed it.
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You know you play too much Minecraft when...
you start to look for mods and play theme
you build something so much of the awesomeness that you make it to the guinness book of world records
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you play to many video games if you wake up in front of your tv wile your hands are sour and bleeding not to mention your ayes x_x
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You know you play too much amnesia when seeing a shadow move makes you piss your pants and hide in a closet for half an hour.
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You know you play too much Super Mario Bros. when...
-You instinctively jump on turtles to kill them
-You pay for everything in gold coins
-You speak in an Italian accent all the time
-The only thing you eat are mushrooms
-You see one of those inflatable castles and go inside to try and rescue the princess
- You store everything in blocks with question marks on them
-You see a pipe and you try to go inside it
-You expect to be able to shoot fireballs after eating a red flower
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you know you play too much mortal kombat when you
- Shout Mortal Kombat Before A Game or Fight
- Play Mortal Kombat So Much You Try To perfect Liu Kang (i try so hard to perfect combos and tricks)
- you like beating up MK characters ONLY
- HATE Playing as DC characters
- beat up sonya and use klose kombat kicks to... glitch
- practice fighting hard to beat people so you can be better than your brothers
- program combos into your brain and reflexes
- practice combo tricks until you perfect them
- practice & perfect combos that take away half of your health
- learn all of your characters fatalities
- put more than one combo attack together to make one BIG powerful combo
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You know you play too much Fallout when:
You break you're leg and try to sleep it off
You name you're dog after the type of protien in his body
You find a nasty, old, rotten bag of chips, and decide not to eat them because they are irradiated...
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You know when you play too much LOTRO when you...
Break your leg and wait 10 seconds for it to wear off.
You try to loot your sleeping friend.
You blame your inability to cook because your trade isn't Cook/Tailor.
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You kinow you play too much WoW when...
*you lose all you're friends because of it
*you calll yourself [insert name] the Great
*you always shout 'LEEEEEEEEEERRRRROY JEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNKINSSSSSSZZZZZZZZ!
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You play too much Splinter Cell when...
-You think leaving the last exact spot you were last seen will make you invisible
-You think beating someone up gives you the ability to kill many people with perfect headshots after marking them.
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you know you play way the flip too much Oblivion when....
* Someone is being slow in front of you in a long line, and you yell: "You move like a pregnant cow!"
* You jump off a high cliff with no parachute and no worries....after all, you're on God mode. Even if you weren't, a quick heal spell would do the trick.
* You hear thunder outside during class and run to your teacher screaming: "Head mage! An Oblivion gate just opened outside! Call the guards!*
Post Merge: March 09, 2011, 05:24:20 AM
oh forgot one...
you know you play too much Oblivion if every time you get a cold chill, you expect it to be followed by a visit from Lucien Lachance. ^_^
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you know you play way the flip too much Oblivion when....
* Someone is being slow in front of you in a long line, and you yell: "You move like a pregnant cow!"
* You jump off a high cliff with no parachute and no worries....after all, you're on God mode. Even if you weren't, a quick heal spell would do the trick.
* You hear thunder outside during class and run to your teacher screaming: "Head mage! An Oblivion gate just opened outside! Call the guards!*
Post Merge: March 09, 2011, 05:24:20 AM
oh forgot one...
you know you play too much Oblivion if every time you get a cold chill, you expect it to be followed by a visit from Lucien Lachance. ^_^
-and if you're name is Lucien Lachance