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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Chroin on July 09, 2010, 05:48:21 PM
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One of the most simple games ever! Just say any quote from any movie, tv show, or song.
1. Bananas are high in potassium!
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"Hi, I'm Arumi."
"I'm Sashi."
"And I'm Willy Nelson from Texas."
"NO YOU'RE NOT!" *Smacks him with a fan*
*Rolling into a Rock* "DON'T LET YOUR OVERGROWN BABIES GROW UP TO BE COWBOYS!!!" *Bang*
"Encore! Encore!"
"I am NEVER doing that again, EVER!!!"
(Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi.)
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1. Bananas are high in potassium!
Doctor Who right?
"You could augment an earwig to the point where it understood nuclear physics, but it would still be a very stupid thing to do!"
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"Look Rimmer, I've been thinking."
"What?"
"About going into stasis and all of that."
"How did I do what?"
" :? What do you mean "How did I do what?""
"Lister, don't be a gimboid!"
"I'm not being a gimboid. ..."
"I was just in the library, thinking. And I've decided... Shut up!"
" :?"
"Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted is that when you go into stasis, I want to stay behind. I wanna be left on."
"Wha, and get on with the rest of your life?"
"What things?"
"Eh?"
"I said WHAT!?"
"What's going on?"
"You're space crazy."
"I'M SPACE CRAZY!? You're the who's... space crazy?"
"Well it probably is De Ja Vu, it sounds like it." *Shakes head and walks out. ...then back in through another door.*
"AH! RIMMER!!! I just saw you walk out that door."
"What?"
"How did you do that?"
"How did I do what?"
"Just a minute ago, you walked out that door."
"Lister, don't be a gimboid!"
"I swear on me grandmothers life that you walked out of that door. You came in this one."
"I was just in the library, thinking. And I've decided...
"Rimmer, I'm telling ya...
"Shut up! Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted is that when you go into stasis, I want to stay behind. I wanna be left on."
"Rimmer, you just come in here and say these exact same things."
"What things?"
"You said that."
"I said WHAT!?"
"And that, Rimmer."
"You are space crazy."
"Yeah, and then you said "well it probably is De Ja Vu.""
"Well it probably is De Ja Vu, it sounds like it."
"Go on then, shake your head and walk out."
*Shakes head and walks out*
" :D"
I have that scene memorized by heart, ever when he first says "You're Space Crazy" and says "You ARE Space Crazy" the second time.
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Zim: GIR! Get up! What are you doing?!
Gir *laying in some gooey glop*: I made mashed potatoes!
Invader Zim ep: Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Beyond the Stars
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"My Cabbages!!!"
Avatar: The Last Airbender (I laugh everytime I hear that quote)
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*gasps* My taquitos! Oh, my taquitos... bunabbit... TAQUITOS!!!!!
Wanna hear this? http://siberkat.com/zimdex.html
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Well, since we seem to be on "funny quotes" right now...
Fry: "OH! I just had one of those things!"
Leila: "What things?"
Fry: "One of those headaches with pictures!"
Leila: "An idea?"
Fry: "Yeah, one of those!"
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"No, don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... Eat them!!!"
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Imz a godz
Metalocalyse
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GIR: "But if the big 'splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad? *cries, then stops crying after receiving a lollipop from Zim*
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"feeling lucky punk?"
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This is a n**** moment
Boondocks
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"What country are you from?"
"What?"
"What aint no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?"
"What?"
"ENGLISH, MOTHER HUBBARD! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?"
Both from Boondocks and Pulp Fiction.
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Bart: "you were an accident!"
milhouse: "NO, you were an accident!"
homer:" shut up! you were both accidents"
i lol'd at that....
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One of the most famous lines evr :D
Nappa: Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: It's OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!
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"there isnt any any key!" lol
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And I sang
Death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
'Cause everybody knows
That's just how I get along
This world is full of idiots,
So how can it be wrong
To sing these
death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.
-Voltaire, "Death death devil devil evil evil songs"
Lol, I love that song...
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"if god wanted abortions babies would be chinese girls"
(family guy)
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Indiana - Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?
Sallah - Asps...very dangerous. You go first.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indy's expression cracks me up in this scene XD
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"Wingardium Leviosaaaa." *Flicks wand* *Waves wand carelessly*
"No, you're going to poke someones eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong, it's LeviOsa, not Leviosaaaa."
"Why did it have to be spiders? Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies?"
"Who is that?"
"Professor R. J. Lupin."
"She knows everything! How is it that she knows everything!?"
"It's on the suitcase, Ronald."
A quote each from the first three Harry Potter movies.
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*gir falls face first onto floor* "hello floor! make me a sammich!" lol
and: *turkey explodes revealing gir inside it* "I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!..............................ME! I WAS THE TURKEY!" lolx2 ^_^
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"Go to heaven for the climate, and hell for the company."
-Mark Twain
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Homer: Doughnuts... is there anything they can't do?
That line cracks me up everytime :3
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"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore" Either James Hetfield or Dave Mustaine, can't remember.
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"We gotta have bean juice!!! Bring me the bean juice!!!! I've been a good boy, bring me bean juice!!!!" By those two down there. (btw they were talking about coffee.)
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"Oh. You know those guys, with the little hands? You know, with the big pockets? You know, with the little version of themselves in the front pocket?"
"Why are you people so small? i can rest my drinks on your heads."
"Note to self. Pocket cup."
Just a few of the many genius Bob Fossil quotes XD
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Nigel Powers: Blimey! I thought I smelled cabbage
(Nigel Powers to mini-me) - Goldmember
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"Death is a moment worth livin' for!"
-Captain Barbossa, "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest"
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Beowulf - The sea is my mother! she would never take me back to her murky womb.
umm...from Beowulf lol.
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GIR: "imma sing the doom song nao! doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom (it goes on and on and on)"
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Here comes halfling DEATH! - Tomi Undergallows.
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GIR: *shoots sandwich out of head* "I HAD A SAMMICH................INSIDE MY HEAD!" lol
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GIR: HE GETTIN' EATEN BY A SHARK!
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GIR: *sees massive robot* "IS A CHICKEN! IM GONNA EAT UUUUUUUU!"
ZIM: "what does the G stand for?" GIR: "i dooooont knooooow ^_^ "
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"While I have thought I have been learning how to live, I have just been learning how to die."
-Leonardo DaVinci
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"die comfortable!" - heartlocker ^_^
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"Do a barrel roll!"
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Dr Octagonopus: "DR. OCTAGONOPUS, BLARGH!!"
From the Lazer Collection 3
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Hey, you know what sucks?
vaccuums
Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
black holes
Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
lava?
-Two guys off of a IRC chat
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This is to the best of my knowledge, I don't remember it well.
Zim: GIR, get over here. The humans have captured me.
GIR: YAAAAY!!!
Zim: No, not "yay" GIR!
GIR: YAAAAY!!!
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Are you talking about the Planet Jackers episode when Zim is telling GIR about the Earth being stolen? This?
Zim: The Planet Jacker's home planet revolves around a dying sun. They steal and throw planets into it to keep it from dying. And now they've stolen the Earth.
GIR: Yaaaaaaaaaayy! :D
Zim: No GIR, that's bad.
GIR: Awwwwwww. :(
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This Is The Best I Can Put It. ;)
It Does Not Matter Who Is In Your Family, It Matters That Your Family Loves You. - Jackie Chan from The Spy Next Door
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Family is what makes wings take dream.
- George W. Bush
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...Love and tradition, of the grand design, some people say is even harder to find...
Song: As The Days Go By
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"The balls are inert!"
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"if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" ^_^
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"Scream for me, ________!" - Bruce Dickinson
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"Scream for me, ________!" - Bruce Dickinson
Another Iron Maiden fan, perhaps?
"SCREAM FOR ME!! WE WANT YOU... AND YOU... AND YOU... IRON MAIDEN WANTS ALL OF YOU!!!"
-Bruce Dickinson
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Yup, they're like the reason I got into metal in the first place ^^
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Iron Maiden rules. I wish some U.S. metal bands would take a hint and write some better music...
"If I could be like Captain Kirk and beam myself up, and then beam myself down, I would."
-Bruce Dickinson
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now you do what they told you....
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Are you talking about the Planet Jackers episode when Zim is telling GIR about the Earth being stolen? This?
Zim: The Planet Jacker's home planet revolves around a dying sun. They steal and throw planets into it to keep it from dying. And now they've stolen the Earth.
GIR: Yaaaaaaaaaayy! :D
Zim: No GIR, that's bad.
GIR: Awwwwwww. :(
It's been years since I seen that show. But the one I remember, I'm pretty sure he said YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! a second time. I don't remember the awwwwwwwww, part.
Spongebob: Remember, Patrick. Flatter the customer. Make him feal good.
*Knocks on door*
Fish: Hello?
Patrick: I love you! :*
Fish: o.O *Slams door*
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now you do what they told you....
Rage against the machine? No offense, but they need to work on their lyrics a bit. Repeating the same three or four phrases over and over does not make a song...
"If there was no Black Sabbath, I guess I could still deliver newspapers or something. No fun."
-Lars Ulrich of Metallica
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Is there rely a point of totally trolling me right there. I mean if you want to go there metallica rely and overhyped band that doesn't even sound all that good and has no unique quality...
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I apologize if that was construed as trolling. I only meant to state my opinion. And I agree with you on Metallica. They've only managed to put out one good album in 20 years. I just like that quote.
"Interviewer: How do you feel about turning thirty this year?
Gerard: I'm actually excited about it. I'll tell you why.
I always see getting older as like learning. Thirty's not old...
Thirty's like when you're twenty.
Frank: Yeah. For trees.
Gerard: ...for trees.
From the members of My Chemical Romance
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Champions are made from something they have deep inside of them; a desire, a dream, a vision.
-Muhammed Ali
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"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers. -.-"
"Sleep talking" man from Worlds Dumbest.
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"Life is as sweet as a lemon" -- meh :3
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"When life gives you lemons, find the guy that life gave vodka and have a party."
-Ron White
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mah favourite, not so famous shakespeare quote from romeo and juliet >< "My bounty is as endless as the sea, my love as deep; The more i give to thee, the more i have, for both are infinite" :D made me cwy
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"I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!"
"Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
XD fallout 3 the goat
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''Apparently they carry gold''
*Walk's up to a decapitated body*
''I better check his pocket's for a ummm, pulse, yeah a pulse''
BFBC2
Epic Game
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GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Predators
very good movie.
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even bettter quto
IIITTTSSSS OOOVVVEERR 9000
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Even better quote: Did I do that?
---Jaleel White.
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Better One
*Crashes a car into a helicopter*
What, i ran out of bullet's
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Better.
Nerd: (walks up to gangster) "I know how to be...nerd...still"
Gangster: (picks up The Big Inflatable Green Ball and hands it to him) "You know what to do already."
Nerd: "aww...." (hits himself with the ball, knocking himself out)
Random Voice: "Fatality... Tee Hee!"
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even better quote :
random voice : Helicopter-ality
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Better
Patrick: (after being shrunken and put into a pickle jar) "You know what's weird? My pickle started out in a jar and now it's in one again. It's like a pun or something."
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Even better Patrick Quote.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument." (I love the look on Squidwards face when he says that.)
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GIR: *Sitting on the couch watching the Scary Monkey Show*
Gaz: *Bursts through the door*
GIR: "I'm guarding the house."
*Commercial for Bloaty's Pizza Hog comes on, and Gaz gets mad*
Gaz: "Where's Dib?"
GIR: *pulls out missiles and rocket launchers* "NONE MAY PASS! YOU ARE AN INTRUDER!!!"
Gaz: "Where is Dib?"
GIR: *puts the missiles away and points* "He went down there."
((this made me laugh so hard... ^_^)
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Dear mama -2 pac
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GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Predators
very good movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPIO86jTrQQ
"I am a cybernetic organism; living tissue over metal endoskeleton."
-Ahnold, in Terminator
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"I'm putting by best foot flowered "
Homsar (homestarrunner)
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"we're inside a dream within a dream within a dream"
"now all we need is the kick to wake us up"
-Inception ^_^
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"FML, these fries taste like s***!!"
-mah buddy Gio
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"Fool me once shame on...shame on you. fool me twice....fool me...um....erm...won't get fooled again"
G.W. Bush
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"You can not kill me, I'm already dead"
"What's the point in living if you can't feel alive?"
Renard,
007, The World is Not Enough
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"All he needs to be a hero is one lie, and a river of blood."
-Captain Price, "Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2"
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But, Why is the rum gone!
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who am I? Why am I here?
a politician running for president I found on youtube :P
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"Sit down and have some calming Jasmine tea."
"I DON'T WANT NO CALMING TEA!!!"
Avatar: Last Airbender
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The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination.
--Tommy Lasorda
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"DON'T YOU GET IT! You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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I would try.... but.....
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"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it."–snookie
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"I am too!"
"You're not really a psychic, are you?"
"I will!"
"Fine, prove it."
"Alright, ask them."
"Now I'm going to ask you a series of questions."
"Blue!"
"Describe my favorite color."
"A rash!"
"Describe what I got for my birthday."
"Fat, toothless, and covered with sauce!"
"Describe my breakfast."
"Umm... Frilly underwear!"
"Nope! I... just don't remember what I was going to ask just then."
"I do, and you are to wash your mind with soap and water. Now run along or I'll tell all the nice ladies about what you keep in your sock drawer."
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i dont know who u are, i dont know your intentions, if u let my daugter go now i will not presue u, if you do not , i will persue u , i will find u and i will kill you
from the film taken
and it was awsome!! >:3
Post Merge: August 07, 2010, 01:36:39 PM
"shut up fool"
" i pity the fool"
"i lov it when a plan comes together"
THE A TEAM
Post Merge: August 07, 2010, 01:38:15 PM
THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIBOURHOOD! (coach as he swung an axe in to a zombies head)
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"This is Serious! They Killed My Dog!" - Bob Lee Swagger
Gotta love that line :3
From teh movie Shooter.
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"Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom~ Yay!!" -Gir
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"When you got lemons, you make lemonade. And when you got rice, you make rice balls."
Or, the internet version.
"When you got lemons, you make lemonade. And when you got rice, you make jelly filled donuts."
Do I need to say where that's from?
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Hey what's up, YOUR CHOLESTEROL FATTY
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i got this 1 off of assassin's creed.
shop-owner : i'll report you to the courts!
guards : well good luck with that.
*guards grab shop-owner*
shop-owner : H-Hey!, Let Go Of Me!, W-What are you doing?!
guards : your going to jail for disruption of the courts!
shop-owner : What!?, there is no such law!
guards : Well there is now! [laughing]
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"i don't believe in ghosts but my pal cliff said that this one time he was sleeping in a graveyard, y'know, cause he got kicked out and stuff and he says he never saw any ghosts except for this one time when a ghost snuck up on him and stabbed 'im"
-ellis (l4d2)
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"Help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!"
--President Skroob, Spaceballs.
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* Swerves into traffic*
random guy ''HEY WHATS YOUR PROBLEM''
Jim ''I'M A INCONSIDERATE MORON''
Liar, Lair
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"My biscuits are burning!" - Yosemite Sam.
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''Surely you can't be serious''
''I am serious, and don't call me shurly''
Airplane, The movie
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learn to throw you voice, fool your friends, great at parties. -beatlejuice-
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0-50, 30 second's
0-60, No chance
Topgear
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"Music is my religion" - Jimi Hendrix
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0-60, Just
Another TopGear line
and also
'Let me intrudce you to someone, HIS NAME IS FORTH GEAR'
Friend's
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"im going to kill you...................and all the cake is gone..................you don't even care..............do you?"
-GLADOS (portal)
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"Congratulations, Jimmy. Your latest sculptures sold for (I don't remember anything before...)"
"You sold the stuff I made! I want it back!"
"No, we sell it and then we give you money."
"I can't make nothing out of money! Give me cans! I want cans!"
"So let me get this straight, you don't want money, you want cans?"
"DUH!"
*Throws Jimmy cans* "You're the boss."
"I'm the boss!"
King of the Hill.
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'I will knife you and it will look like a bloody accident'
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"ah swear next time ah will rip him to bloody peices." father anderson hellsing ova vol 2
"Why so serrious?" joker
"You ask me if i have a god complex? Let me tell you somthing, I am god!" Kitt Beesley the dark fox chronicles.
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"nut up or shut up!" -zombieland
"who are you? where are we going? ooh that ting has numbers on it! whats wrong with your legs? look at that! no that other thing! whats in heeeeere? hey, your that lady from the test, hi!" - portal, curiosity core
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"Lunch is a sin. Taking breaks is a sin. Beastiality is a sin. I'm not sure how that came up."
Family Guy
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"And the winner is...CIIIINAAAAMOOOOON BUUUUUUUNS staring Pickles the Drummer and directed by Beer and Vodka!" - Pickles (Dethklok)
"Always big sunglasses, cool band" - Fenriz
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EPIC FAI-AI-AI-AIL - attack of the show peoplez on G4
Post Merge: August 12, 2010, 09:45:07 PM
See, she's literally kicking her own butt- Jillian Michales, B) 20minute workout
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Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
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"It's really straight forward. If you want to start it, press start. I'll let you figure the rest of the controls out yourself."
Red Dwarf
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I am so smart, I am so smart. I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean, S-M-A-R-T.
-Homer Simpson
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"Candy Corn Vampire!!!!"—Problem slueth
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"Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?" - Full Metal Jacket
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WELL THATS WHAT U GET FOR STANDING IN THE ROAD!!
-me (while playing godfather 2)
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The world ish fail... - me
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What are you doing in my corpse hatch. Mr burns you are under arrest. Did i say corpse hatch i meant innocence tube- The simpsons
The band was *Pause* Shawaddywaddy- Hugh Denis
In that edition of the Hugh Denis story, Hugh Denis was played by bruce willis, Steve punt was played by Hugh Denis and the band was shawaddywaddy- Mock the Week
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Squidward: I always thought the most important rule was "why do today what you can put off till tomorrow."
Mr. Crabs: What if today was yesterday's tomorrow?
Squidward: Huh?
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In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!
-Homer Simpson
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"FOX, DO A BARREL ROLL!!!" - sergeant Pepper- starfox (unknown game)
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"Greetings fellow friends, we are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you, in the future."
-Criswell - Plan 9 From Outer Space
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"I didn't need sticks and stones to break your bones." Shaquille O'Neil (Shaq Fu)
(Even though that game is pretty bad, I personally there are FAR worse fighting games than that. (Mortal Kombat 1, 3, and 4 for the Gameboy were much worse IMO. (Mortal Kombat 2 for the Gameboy was surprisingly decent, though.)))
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''A gun is not a weapon, It is a tool like a hammer or a screwdriver''
Homer Simpson
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illegal is just a sick bird
-me
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I will love you till snow falls from the desert sky's
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We got you the blackest gift of all, NNNNOOOOOTTTTTTHHHHHIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!
(Black as in meatl for all you ppl that atomaticaly thought ppl)
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"I like those Green Peace guys. They steal cars and get arrested. I'm gonna donate some money to them." Duncan - Total Drama Action
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im not insane im free minded- murdok
shut up fool- mr t
whatever u need i can get it- face
i love it when a plan comes together - hannibal
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"When man meets a force he can't destroy, he destroys himself. What a plague you are." - Marlow - 30 Days of Night.
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sticks and stones may break my bones ...but chains and whips exite me
-a badge on my bag
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To start press any key. Where's the any key?
Homer Simpson
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"I'm a freaking werewolf!" - me when extremely bored and alone...
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"That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!"
Do I need to say where this is from?
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"Led Zeppelin rules!"
-Otto - The Simpsons
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"Floaty corpse says hai!" - Sekoshi on Perfect World when his character got killed by a monster. XD
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I forgot where this came from, but I heard it on this one parody show.
"Look, it's a rare endangered Black Sun Bear. ...LOOK OUT IT'S ABOUT TO ATTACK!!!" *Shoots Bear*
"Look, it's an idiot hunter who loves torturing innocent creatures for his amusement. ...LOOK OUT IT'S ABOUT TO ATTACK!!!" *Shoots Hunter*
I think it was parodying a scene from South Park.
Also, it's not really a quote, but I remember this joke from Family Guy where Neal Goldman is explaining something about Star Trek, and when asked to sit down, he gives a note to Meg saying "I want you." And Gwen looks back to see Neal in an Uncle Sam outfit. I guess it made me laugh cause I always thought that Uncle Sam poster looked funny for some reason.
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I toasted you, said honey we may be through, but you'll never hear me complain! - Some song
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"ca-CAW!!!" - Ellen DeGenerous
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"I thought you were a lynxbear, not a cougar!" - My friend Kate when I told her how old my mate is. :P
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Nathan: "dude you have a girlfriend on the internet....she is either a pedo or a hooker...."
me: "YOUR A HOOKER!!!!!!" xD
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"I thought you were a lynxbear, not a cougar!" - My friend Kate when I told her how old my mate is. :P
THAT ONE WAS EPIC
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"I thought you were a lynxbear, not a cougar!" - My friend Kate when I told her how old my mate is. :P
THAT ONE WAS EPIC
I know, right? X3
"I love pencil pockets-- IN MY PANTS!" - my friend Hannah talking about her pants pockets. LOL
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*crazy scientist voice* "don't get the instrument wet Jojo..." - me in random conversation at supper table o.O
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"Donuts... Is there anything you can't do?"
Hopefully I don't hav 2 say dis 1
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"This chat needs moar bottled Jesus." - Me in an MSN chat with Sekoshi and Crevan.
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me talking to crevan:
him: "JOEL IS HOTTER!"
me:" MATT IS HOTTER!"
(it goes on for hours xD)
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"not in cruety,
not in wrath,
a timezone came today,
an angel crossed this grey path,
and took meh lynxbear away :("
- MSN message Sekoshi sent me while I was offline.
D'aaaww... :*
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Read my siggy
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Samurai Shodown 1 Console Version
"I offer you all the gold in the world for your soul!"
"No food, no deal!"
"Ha! Wrong answer, tubby!"
"Talk, talk!"
"Woops, so much for an encore. I stopped him."
"Woops, turned you into a hamburger! Needs cheese."
"No one calls me freak! ...No one but my wife."
Samurai Shodown 1 Arcade Version
"I offer you all the gold in the world for your soul!"
"Sorry, I already sold mine!"
"Then die you crazy funster!"
"Talk, talk!"
"Woops, so much for an encore. I killed him."
"Woops, turned you into pulp! Not enough here for hamburger."
"No one calls me freak and lives! ...No one but my wife."
Samurai Shodown 2
"Give you my knock for justice!"
"Don't be hateful each other, love is the best strength."
"What a nice person. You kindly give the palm to such a crock."
"Kill you!"
"... ... ..."
"Whoa, I am champ! I will kill all challengers with my sword!"
Samurai Shodown 4
"Yawn..."
"Let's blade boogie!"
"You're boring! Die!"
"Well I really don't feel like losing to a pathetic dweeb such as yourself."
"The nightmare begins! Hehehe, let the nightmare begin!"
"You ware worried abuot me?" (Their spelling, not mine.)
"Spacial thanks to SNK staff." (Again, their spelling.)
"VICTOLY!" (Just incase you are wondering where that originated.)
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AHAHAHAHAHA HE BI- AHAHAHAHAH - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0oWhUeyhU4
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News Guy: They use low brow terms like 'Oh yeah' and 'Come here a minute'
Homer to the TV 'Oh Yeah >:(' 'Bart come here a minute'
Bart to Homer: 'You come here a minute'
Homer to bart: *Shakes Fist at bart* 'Oh Yeah' >:3
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"Someone has tried to steal the mac five!"
"OHH!"
"OHHH!!"
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Post Merge: September 14, 2010, 10:21:56 PM
General: Did you just have a brain fart?
Colonel: Pardon me, sir?
General: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE FART IN MY OFFICE
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make love not war - i think it was lennon originaly
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My friend just after coming out of history: Hey sam, This Hitler guy needs to be stopped o.O
Me: Dude WTF :o
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"IMMA FIRIN MAI LAZZAR!!!!!" - dude on "the laser collection" on YouTube... EPIC!!! :o
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*After school, waiting for the bus to arrive*
Hannah: "I just saw something very bad!"
Me: "what was it?"
Hannah: "I can't tell you here. I'll tell you on the bus!"
Me: "Why...?"
Hannah: "Because it'll cause bad luck!"
Me: "..." ._.;;
*on the bus*
Hannah: *whispers in my ear* "I saw a boy and girl touching!"
Me: "What?! What do you mean by touching?!"
Hannah: "Bad touching!"
Me: "..... Kissing, right?"
Hannah: "YES! Disgusting! Boys have cooties! Ew...."
Me: *sigh* -_-;;
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o.O and you're how old???
*After school, waiting for the bus to arrive*
Hannah: "I just saw something very bad!"
Me: "what was it?"
Hannah: "I can't tell you here. I'll tell you on the bus!"
Me: "Why...?"
Hannah: "Because it'll cause bad luck!"
Me: "..." ._.;;
*on the bus*
Hannah: *whispers in my ear* "I saw a boy and girl touching!"
Me: "What?! What do you mean by touching?!"
Hannah: "Bad touching!"
Me: "..... Kissing, right?"
Hannah: "YES! Disgusting! Boys have cooties! Ew...."
Me: *sigh* -_-;;
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15. So is Hannah. LOL
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id laugh if u just ...sponytainusly combuted - me on a regular basis
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Fail... - me on a daily basis...
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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
- Homer Simpson
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Nerd: I am a gangster. I am a straight up G. The gangster life. Is the life for me.
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Nerd: I am a gangster. I am a straight up G. The gangster life. Is the life for me.
Me: FAIL!!!!!!! :o and I'M a NERD!!! :P
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"What's the password to open the rom?"
"www.romguy.net"
"Yeah, but what's the password?"
"www.romguy.net!"
"Can you please tell me the password?"
"Are you def?"
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id laugh if u just ...sponytainusly combuted - me on a regular basis
Awww, Well thats my Red :P
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Guy: Tale this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse.
Homer Simpson: That's bad.
Guy: But it comes with a free frozen yogurt which I call frogurt.
Homer Simpson: That's good.
Guy: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer Simpson: That's bad.
Guy: But it comes with your free choice of topping.
Homer Simpson: That's good.
Guy: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
Homer Simpson:.....
Guy: That's bad.
Homer Simpson: Can I go now?
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LOUD NOISES!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUUTT~!
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Where did you get that hand grenade
I...dont....know :o
Post Merge: September 20, 2010, 11:01:44 AM
Another good one is
''Inflammable means Flammable, What a country''
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"Don't worry! Believe you!" Samurai Shodown 2 again.
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A quote from Winston Churchill and a lady
Lady: ''You sir are drunk''
Winston: ''Yes but tomorrow i will sober up and you will still be ugly''
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"SOMEONE TURNED ME INTO AN OMELETEEE! T.T" - Jasper
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Me shouting at a dead fish: ITS NOT DEAD DAMN IT, KILL IT KILL IT >:(
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"life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain" - some wallpaper on the app on my iPod...
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That was totally pawesome Luna
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That was totally pawesome Luna
thanks... It's not mine though... I am not much of a philosopher...
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"Enjoy! E-Joy! Enjoy! E-Joy! Oh shoot, now I got that song stuck in my head."
"That is a catchy song, isn't it?"
"Yeah, but I forgot, who does that song, anyway?"
"Nobody Knows."
"...I'm sure SOMEBODY knows. ...You're pulling my leg, aren't you. Come on, tell me the bands name."
"Nobody Knows."
"Somebody HAS to know! What is the name of the band."
"Nobody Knows!"
"TELL ME THE NAME OF THE BAND RIGHT NOW!!!"
"Nobody Knows! That's the name of the band, alright!"
"..."
"Feel like a jerk, now?"
A joke I heard on Japanese music.
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" Your wife is hot. Better get her AC fixed."
- Some billboard on some highway.
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"When you wish upon a star, your dreams can come true.
Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to Earth which will destroy all life
Then you are pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."
A demotivational poster in my dorm above my bed
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" Your wife is hot. Better get her AC fixed."
- Some billboard on some highway.
WIN!!!
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Homer (drunk): All that I know is that there are five people in my family. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one that doesn't speak, and the fat man. I hate him...
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(I was asking him loads of questions)
Dave: What is the, the Spanish armada
Me: Do you mean the Spanish inquisition
Dave: Same Difference xD
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Prepare for a surprise attack!
-Bender
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"Its a cook book. Its a cookbook!"
Twilight zone
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I don't need to be careful, I've got a gun!
Homer Simpson
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*the boxing glove wearing cake floats over to the normal cake*
i are cannibal cake!
*cake cannibalism rated W for wtf xD*
LOL XD
I wish I wasn't at school when Seko said this in the Random Thread. >w<
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I am the law!
Judge Dredd
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"Life is what happen's when you are busy making other plans"
John Lennon
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"If there's anything I learned from a video game, it's that swinging stuff around is a blast."
"I wonder if they have any cards with Hoops and Yo-Yo on them."
"Everything I do is wrong."
All are quotes I say way too often.
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"The only type of intolerance that should be allowed to exist is lactose intolerance"
Some quote I came up with when I was bored.
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"..............."
Gordon Freeman
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My friend: "Ow, I just hit myself in the head!"
Me: "I wonder if you can hit your head with your head. That'd be funny." .w.
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"id laugh if you just...spontainuisly combusted"
- me and my phyisics teacher (y i dont know)
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"No Comment"
Jeremy Clarkson one time
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"True Failure is (Not) When You Try... Even When Most of us Suck."
found it on a youtube video. :3 ^_^
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"Failure is always a option"
I say it :3
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"I am amazingly awesome at being terribly bad at drawing humans" - My friend.
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"Did you say you wanted pepper, Sorry i thought you said arsenic >:3"
My friend
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"Landing on your head can be mentally stimulating!" - IDK D:
"You gonna make biscuits?! You gonna make biscuits?!? You gonna make biscuits?!!! You goonnaa maaake bbbiissccuuiittss?!?!?!" -GIR
"This is a message for you from Sobe. They want your spirit to be high, your body to be fit, and your mind to be ready. Right now, say there is a little cat in your living room and you want it to come over to you. 'Esho little cat come here, ythaty.' If it doesn't move, then you get mad at the cat and scream, 'Come here you little monkey cat!!' But then, one second later, you realize that that is wrong to scream at the cat. But if you would have had a Sobe Green Tea, then you would have been more patient and balanced, like a Latin guy with a ponytail, who knows how to say all the right things, and maybe play some guitar." -random Sobe commercial
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'Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth arn't see ya, the third will be my crotch, my god, you punched me in the crotch.' Dr Perry Cox - Scrubs
'Now, normally I don't listen to Clara, or my doctor, but her story was giving me a good feeling in my lumpy, lumpy testicle.' ~ Captain Hero ~ Drawn Together
'And then my master flew to the moon on a rocket of flame and cheese. I LIKE CHEESE!' - GIR - Invader Zim
'I don't spank my kids, don't need to, I find waving the gun around get the point across well enough.' - Denis Leary
'And so God said, put on the ***Auto-Censor*** hat. Put it on you *****. I'm god, I say its hat time.' - Eric Riley Moore
'How shall we **** off, O'Lord?' - John Cleese - Monty Pythons Life Of Brian
'Have the Rolling Stones Killed.
But, sir, those wern't...
DO AS I SAY!!' - Smithers and Mr. Burns - The Simpsons
'STOP BREAKING THE LAW *******!!!' ~ Jim Carry ~ Liar, Liar
'Step into my office.'
'Why?'
'Cause you're ***Auto-Censor*** fired!' ~ Ben Stiller and hitchhiker ~ There's Something About Mary
'I need a man with a tattoo on his d***! Have I got the right man?'
'By a strange conincadence, you do sir...' ~ Kelsey Grammar & Rip Torn ~ Down Perascope
'My mother always used to tell me, little Gatsy, its not the number of **** you have its what you do with them.'
'Yes, good mum your mum, and she knew ****.'
'Yeah, Gatsy's mum's hey, god her rest soul... Oh, she's not dead, just dirty.' ~ Scod, Yon and Gatsey ~ Tripod
'When I was young if someone brandished a shrink gun he got a little respect... SHRINK GUN!' ~ Reducto ~ Harvey Birdman Atterney at Law
'Whats he got that I havn't got?'
'Your girlfriend!' ~ Edd Egg & Straight Guy ~ Apocalxmas Pt 2
'But sir, its artistic liscence! Its willing suspention of disbelief!'
'I'm not having anyone staring in disbelief at my willy suspention!' ~Hugh Lorie & Rowin Atkinson ~ Blackadder season 4
'Its 160 miles to Chicargo. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigerettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses.'
'Hit it.' ~ Jake & Elwood Blues ~ The Blues Brothers
'Okay, we've combined both knobs into one convienent nipple. I'm sorry, nipple. I'm sorry, nipple. I'm sorry!' Phil ~ Better Off Ted season 2
"Renaissance fairs arn't about historical accurancy. Its about taking chubby girls who work at Kinkos and lacing them up in corsettes so tight thier bossom jumps out and says 'Howdy!'"
"Bossoms wouldn't have said 'Howdy!' in the 15th century. If anything they would have said, 'Hazzah!'"
"I don't care what the bossoms say, Sheldon, I just want to be apart of the conversation." Sheldon & Howard ~ Big Bang Theory season 2
"Oh great! Now we've stolen two babies!"
"Now is not the time, we must run with the speed of a thousand gazelles!" Frank and Col ~ The Adventures of Lano & Woodley season 2
"If anybody wants me, I'll be in the angery dome!" ~ Professor Farnsworth ~ Futurama season 5
"I was once in arcade, the machine said I won a free game. So, I took a pinball machine." ~ Cornfed ~ Duckman Season 4
Partial Censoring is not allowed. Also I would like to remind you to keep the quotes clean.
~Tezztor
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"Santa, I want's me a pair of claws, I want's me's two balls of glue.... TO BE MY FRIENDS!!!!! And I want to go dancing, NAKED!!! And I want.......
And a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese and a-" GIR- Invader Zim
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EPIC WIN!!!
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EPIC WIN!!!
What're u reffuring 2? Teh quote or is that ur quote?
Mario and Tails have a Decent Conversation
Tails: Mortal Kombat for the Sega Genesis is the best game ever.
Mario: I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Tails: Donkey Kong sucks!
Mario: Well you know something, YOU SUCK!
Tails:.....
Tails: Mortal Komba-
Mario:
SHUT UP!!!!
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EPIC WIN!!!
What're u reffuring 2? Teh quote or is that ur quote?
Mario and Tails have a Decent Conversation
Tails: Mortal Kombat for the Sega Genesis is the best game ever.
Mario: I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Tails: Donkey Kong sucks!
Mario: Well you know something, YOU SUCK!
Tails:.....
Tails: Mortal Komba-
Mario:
SHUT UP!!!!
Actually that quote comes from Billy Madison :P Its between Adam Sandler's character and the little kid
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Oh... :$
I'M A BANANA!!!!
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"Be Above The Dirt Not Beneath The Crust." ME!! :P :D
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Plankton- "Do instruments of torture count?"
Squidward- "No."
Patrick raises his hand- "Is mayonnaise an insturment?"
Squidward- "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
Patrick raises his hand again.
Squidward- "Horseraddish is not an instrument either."
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Misa: "I can't imagine a world without Light!"
L: "Yes, that would be dark."
From Death Note :P
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"LOOK AT THE SHINY SHINY"
Me to random people, From Frankie Boyle
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random person: excuse me but could you help me?
me (but not really): go get your own problems, i've already got enough.
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random person: excuse me but could you help me?
me (but not really): go get your own problems, i've already got enough.
Thats a good one XD
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"Then we can go save the world, and stuff." ~ Me ~ Vampire Vs Zombies RP
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Dropping out is always an option -My AP Bio teacher ((not to me))
Those are the people that will be cutting your lawn. -other teacher
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"Of all the things i have lost, i miss my sanity the most"
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"I'm sure that this is going to seem easier than it's going to feel..." - Daredevil Dave: Motorcycle Stuntman
((Heard of that game? No? Well go search it on the iPod App Store))
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(On a gravestone)
OHHH, Get off my nose >:(
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"spam, spam spam! spamity spam spam! spam spamity spam!"
-The Spam Song :P
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"spam, spam spam! spamity spam spam! spam spamity spam!"
-The Spam Song :P
I like that one :P
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i know right? the spam song is so awsome! but either form of real spam is not...
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Full of wisdom XD
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Its like a party in my mouth and everybodys throwing up
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Its like a party in my mouth and everybodys throwing up
Another good one like that is
Person 1. Eat this glass
Person 2. Sure *Eats*
Person 1. How is it?
Person 2. Like a party in my mouth and everyone is painful
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-russian accent- liquid nitrogen, its a mirical!
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Vic Reeves FTW!!
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Here's one from my science/maths teacher. I have the same teacher for both subjects, but this was in science.
Background info- He was teaching us about BMI. And he's short and fat.
"I'm not fat, I'm just under short!"
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Here's one from my science/maths teacher. I have the same teacher for both subjects, but this was in science.
Background info- He was teaching us about BMI. And he's short and fat.
"I'm not fat, I'm just under short!"
HAHAHAHAHA WIN XD :D
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Guy 1 *Punching guy 2 repeatedly*
Guy 2 (Eventually): GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2:...... STOP HITTING ME!
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Stewie: And what's this, a cough drop? Is that candy? No I don't think it is candy, I think it's a COUGH DROP!!!
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This clown tastes funny :D
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"I've Got Your Back" dead 6 seconds later...
me: "i watch my own back" DEAD!
thats me playing Quake Wars on my PS3
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Sweet sassy molasy, I'M BURNING
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5 days? but I'm mad now!
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5 days? but I'm mad now!
Simpsons?
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Ho yea!
Dad! Your hands stuck in the toaster!
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"LETS GET TACTICAL MARINES!"
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Oh i wish i wish i hadn't killed that fish
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"Air is like a something something, air is like an I don't know, and air is just like fog but it's not gray"
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"Air is like a something something, air is like an I don't know, and air is just like fog but it's not gray"
I like that one
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"Pop chems, not bombs"
-Fallout New Vegas
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"Wait, There's a new Mexico now?"
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Nacho, nacho, nacho man! I want to be a nacho man!
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Me: What where you for Halloween
My Mate: A Mexican ninja :D
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I don't have low self esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else.
:D
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"You fugitives are under arrest for several counts of..... Ummm....Fugitivity"
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"Donuts can't have cars because they don't have limbs. Poor donuts D:" - Me
XD
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"All good things must end, preferable in a giant explosion B)"
"Donuts can't have cars because they don't have limbs. Poor donuts D:" - Me
XD
LoL XD
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Eat.. eat the food.... EAT THE FOOD!
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Hey, Charlie! Hey Charlie! Wake up you silly sleepyhead! Wake up!
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A book isn't worth reading unless one of the main characters dies.
- My English teacher
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Bow chicka bow wow
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"Adding monkeys to anything makes it awesome!" - Me
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''Can you wire my head up to the main duper computer?''
''OF COURSE I CAN *Raises hand* I'M THE PROFESSOR''
Futurama: Bender's Big Score
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"Randomness is the Cheese on the Nachos of Life, and everybody knows nachos aren't good without cheese."
My motto
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FALCOON PUUUUAAAAAAAANNNCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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"I dont care if i fall, so long as someone picks up my gun and keeps on shooting" - Ernesto "che" Guevara
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I'm not gona get what i'm after, Till the day i die
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No. It sounds bigger.
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At times like this we must not pray for easy lives, Just to be better men
John F Kennedy
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forgive your enemys but never, never forget there names
john f kennedy
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RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!
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forgive your enemys but never, never forget there names
john f kennedy
Did you get that from the Black Ops zombie thing
I loved that ''SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN''
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hmmm zombies, its times like this, we must retaliate with full force
-john f kennedy
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"Don't Turn Around,
Don't want you to see my heart breaking"
Ace Of Base - Don't Turn Around, i think.....1999.
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Lock and load boys B)
John f Kennedy in Black Ops :D
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'Talk not of noon! you may as well be mute;
There is no time at all for vain dispute,
Your riches, gold, and garments,jewels bright,
Your house, and land, must on new owners light'
-- Death And The Lady.
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''Although i am prepared for the effects of Martyrdom, i would prefer it to be postponed''
Winston Churchill
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Any technology, no matter how primitive, is indistinguishable from magic to those that don't understand it
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"Babies! They're babies! aauhURIhIgHUIAHAUIGEHAil - SHredder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjZFwiqk9U&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjZFwiqk9U&feature=related)
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" The world can be a dark, creepy, frightening, scary, sad, place. And Cymbalta can help."
-Some kid I know
P.S. For those of you who don't know, Cymbalta is an antidepressant.
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i know your here to kill me, go ahead , shoot, coward, but you will only kill a man.
-ernisto "che" geuvara
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Policeman: So, what you doin here?
Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Policeman: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
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Policeman: So, what you doin here?
Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Policeman: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
oh man, thats good. thats really good. :D
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Yeah it is ^_^
Tis from the movie ''Snatch'', Brit made (I think)
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yer a film by guy ritchy another good film with the same characters is lock stock and 2 smoking barrels
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I loved that movie
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"LWe're makin a lot o money with this fightin' thing. And I need money for bourbon and anime"
----Peter Griffin, Family Guy.
made me lol.
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"If you don't like your job, you don't quit. You just do it half-***."
Homer simpson
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Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
-Snatch
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"Was She so beautiful?"
"Beautiful... and full of fine promises."
-Beowulf
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''Go suck a lemon''
Simpsons
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"And Now The Prom Queen, The Prom Queen, is cryin' sitting outside of my door. Guess you never know how, how everything could turn around"
Lil Wayne - Prom Queen.
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when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemon. - me :D
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When Life gives you lemons, squeeze them so the juice is all over your hands, then poke your enemy's eyes.
- me
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when life gives u lemos, build a lemon cannon (like a potao cannon) - me
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when life gives you lemons, pee in the cup and show them the lemons they think it is made from.
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"I am the milkman. My milk is delicious."
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''Yes i saw the Terrance and Philip movie, who wants to touch me''
Eric Cartman- South Park move
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"She's my friend, she doesn't judge me
She has no idea I'm ugly
So I've nothing to hide
Cause I'm So Much More Beautiful Inside"
- Gnarls Barkley, Blind Mary (2008)
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''Is it true that there is a place in a mans head that if you shoot at it his head will blow up?''
Hot Fuzz, Danny
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freeze! your surronded by armed *******s!
-gene hunt
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Theo: Dad... for once... I wish that you would forget how I do as a student, and love me because I'm your son.
Cliff: Theo... THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!
The Cosby Show
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Anything from The Beatles cartoon called Yellow Submarine
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"Pills Here"
- Louis, left 4 dead.
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
- Harry, Dumb and Dumber.
"I am so startled right now"
- Randy, South park.
And, of course
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"
- Soup Nazi, Seinfeld.
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"Pills Here"
- Louis, left 4 dead.
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
- Harry, Dumb and Dumber.
"I am so startled right now"
- Randy, South park.
And, of course
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"
- Soup Nazi, Seinfeld.
HAHAHA EPIC
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"Surely you can't be serious"
" I am serious and don't call me Shirley"
If you don't know where that's from then shame on you.
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"Surely you can't be serious"
" I am serious and don't call me Shirley"
If you don't know where that's from then shame on you.
It's from Airplane!
Love that movie!!
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"Surely you can't be serious"
" I am serious and don't call me Shirley"
If you don't know where that's from then shame on you.
Yeah it's Airplane, the guy that played him actually died a few weeks back
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"oh? thaought was funny did you? ha. hahaha. *gunshot* dyou think that was funny?" -me (with a 1911 airdoft gun)
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''There are limits to my comedy. There are things that I'll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there's nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It's like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go 'ooh, look at him, he's not able-bodied. I am, I'm prejudiced.' Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he's not, it's difficult to tell with the wheelchair on''
David Brent (Played by the great Ricky Gervais) in The Office
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"That's a big twinkie." Ghostbusters
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''Jurys love that, makes 'em feel like Colombo''
Gene Hunt
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"oh,im sooo bored!!!, i wanna go home!!!!, my pens broke!!!!!, i stubed my toe!!!!, i wanna go home!!!!" - me (in school today)
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"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces"
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces"
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces"
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces"
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces"
The Simpsons
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"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces"
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces"
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces"
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces"
"Dental plan!"
"Lisa needs braces"
The Simpsons
Omg
Best episode ever!!
"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. "
-The French soldier, monty python and the Holy Grail.
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"I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries!"
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"Smell my cheese"
I'm Alan Partridge
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Lol...
^
XD I love it. It sounds violating!
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*points at Uruguay on a globe*
"Hehehe, look at this funny country. U-r-gay."
-Homer Simpson
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i love Team Fortress. my brothers have never heard of it, or seen it before! shame, shame, shame.....
Heavy: AAAGH This Is Bad!
Scout: BONK!
Engineer: Spy Sappin' My Sentry
Demoman: AAGH Crepe!
Pyro: ??????
Spy: No, I Think Not
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"What's that sandvich? Kill them all? GOOD IDEA!!"
-The Heavy
"I'm drunk! You don't have an exscuse"
-The Demoman
"Order now and I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutly free!"
The Scout
"All I can ay about this next procedure is that it will be EXCRUTIATING!"
- The Medic
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"Frankly, My dear, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind
"Here's looking at you, kid." -Rick Blane, Casablanca
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" -Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry
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"LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOYYY!!!!" - I BELIVE THATS lEROY jENKINS, THE MOST FAMOUS FAMOUS CRAZY MAN
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Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "no."
Me: "I'M ON MY PERIOD!"
Teacher: "but... your a boy..."
-Me in 8th grade
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"ROTFLMAO" me after watching some videos on youtube
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" war,...war never changes "
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"Do you guys know what 'Suck the Heads' means? it aint nothing dirty, its about Eatin..."
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"There's something I've always wanted to ask you."
"Does it involve a feather and a fit of laughter?"
*Pulls out feather*
"Is that part of your gypsy powers, fairy lady?"
"Hey, Hour, what's the difference between you and a loud buzzing fly whizzing around my head?"
"..."
"One's a major annoyance, and the other is a loud buzzing fly whizzing around my head."
"Me saw no good person. Yellow, long of nose. Me hide bush."
"You hide IN bush, not you hide bush."
"No, me hide bush. See?" *Raises a bush from behind a bush.*
A few jokes from a script for a cartoon I'm working on called Benny N' Friends. (For lack of a better title)
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" if you remove all the masks a man wheres , you will find not but a face but nothing at all."
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There is no such thing as truth, just whats real. But if there's no truth then whats real?
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I just want to say, good luck. We're all counting on you
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"Squidward's dad never hugged him. Isn't that sad?"
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Yay, Spongebob!
"I would like a crabby patty..."
"Is that for here or to go?" *Covers Mouth*
"It's ah, uh, uuuuhhhhh... uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh... zzzzzzz"
*Bangs head on counter*
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gee Mr.Mustard you gave that one a way lol
Patrick from sponge bob
" we fear what we can not see"
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"The only way I'll cheat on you is with another car." - Shadowfox, during a phone conversation. XD
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"my God!....It's Gordon Freeman!"
(i actually have a PSN friend named Gordon Freeman) [Random Thread Me About it]
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" Behold! I have no personality whatsoever! Cower before my blandness!" :)
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lol that one is funny
" think of life as a river, where evey one is underwater, few people make it to the surface to see life for what it is, waill others stay underneath for there entire life "
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"What vas that, sandvitch? Kill zem all? Good idea! Bahahaha!"
*akward cough*
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"Surely, you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
RIP Leslie
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Amen to that, Cody.
"You killed seven people!"
"Well, when I see a group of men in bedsheets attacking a man I shoot them!"
"They were reinacting a play of Julius Caesar, you moron!"
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"Look, a drifter! Let's kill him!"
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"They say that just before you die, your life flashes before your eyes. Nothin'...wait...there it goes."
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"You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them."
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"Don't throw your life away, son! You only have one! Or, based on your religious affiliation, several! Either way it's a finite number, so think it through!"
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"Here's lookin' at you, kid."
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"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
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"Grab the snake!"
"Don't call it that!"
"What should we call it then?"
"Rope!"
"Grab the rope..."
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"Hail to the king, baby."
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"Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
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"I know what you're thinkin'....'Did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well to tell you the truth I lost track myself in all the excitement. So with this being a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and can blow your head clean off, you need to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well do yah, punk?!"
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"The name's Bond....James Bond."
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"Good night, and good luck."
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"Good morning. And if I don't see you the rest of the day: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night."
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"You call that breaking my spine?! You Red Team ladies would'nt know how to break a spine if you- *cracking noises* AAAAAAGGHHH MY SPINE!"
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"I will eat their hearts and crap out their souls! They will taste oblivion! Which tastes like red bull. Which is nasty."
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"Did you know that you can donate one or all of your vital organs for the Aperature Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true."
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"Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly. "
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"Ya'll know what they say: Four wheels is better 'an...zero...wheels...git you one!"
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"The station is more busted then my momma's girly parts."
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"Woo! Bumper cars!"
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"Do you trust me?"
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"I bring Darth Vader's enemies to justice. And now so do you."
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"Seacrest out."
(Seriously though, time for me to bed)
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"May the Force be with you. Always."
(Later, man.)
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"Obey the fist!"
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo." (word)
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo." (word)
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo." (word)
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Bwahaha.
"What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
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LEAVE BRITNEY ALLOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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"KHAAAAAAAAAN!" (random words to satisfy the minumum word requirement.)
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"The deal has been altered. You now have to wear this pink tutu. Pray I do not alter it further."
-Darth Vader
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"Hulk SMASH!"
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"Regan SMASH!"
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/23166/REAGAN%20SMASH.gif)
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"I used to be a hardcore, hardhearted guy. Once you make the decision to change, all kinds of things happen." - Charles S. Dutton
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"Regan SMASH!"
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/23166/REAGAN%20SMASH.gif)
lol family guy
" for the angle of death 400,000 more humans need to die"
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Please Shoot Backing Wire For Prosperity, Animation, and Topicalisation --- Akiba In Wonderland
what does Topicalisation MEAN?
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1. (linguistics) emphasis placed on the topic or focus of a sentence by preposing it to the beginning of the sentence; placing the topic at the beginning of the sentence is typical for English
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"BUY AN ENCYCLOPEDIA!! BUY AN ENCYCLOPEDIA!!" :)
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" its not to late; its never to late"
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"Ranfield! I fly, you don't!"
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I can see us in your eyes
No need to think it twice
Like it was always meant to be
You and me
It makes me cry :'(
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"Fascinating isn't it? The length of desperate stupidity some people will go to just to solve a game." Rincewind: Discworld 2: Mortality Bites.
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"You put in White bread, you get wheat. you put in Wheat, you get pumpernickel. Pumpernickel goes to rye, rye goes to a Waffle, waffles go to Bagels, Bagels go to Porkchops, and if you put in a porkchop, you get a human hand..."
The amityville Toaster...
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FOAMY!!!!!! ^_^
(word word)
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That's how the joke went? I don't remember that at all.
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(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/222/3/7/Pazuzu_by_WonderDookie.jpg)
"Fly, Pazuzu!"
-Professor Farnsworth
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*points to sig*
'Nuff said
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"You know How To Keep Warm In Cold?"
No. And I Dont Care
"But Arctic Explorers Do It All Time"
I Dont Care
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what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. may God have mercy on your soul.
-Billy Madison
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The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am living earth for no raisin!
- Futurama
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"little darling welcome to the show, you're a failure played in stereo"
<3 MSI
(Had so much fun reading through all of these, and its so cool how many people are into the same sorts of things as me :D)
MK
xox
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction!" - Monty python and the holy grail (French soldier protecting the fort.)
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. -Dr. Evil
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"hey will, how are you doing?"
"five to ten years if you don't get your hands off me!"
- The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
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"Sir, I only hope you can forgive me for shooting your wooden leg"
"You shot who in the what-now?"
So funny! XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dAHhr5xreQ
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"okay you're good! I think! *backs truck up into three other trucks* ..... Waaaaaaaaaagh kiyoneeeeee!"