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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: Niala Ornitier on December 16, 2009, 12:40:56 AM
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*dances the chicken dance* hey do you guys like chicken im like OBSESSED *slaps nyyrikkia* I SLAPPED A SHADOW DRAGON!!! wooooo *glomps up chicken parfay with a parmeson cheese sprinkle* omg so yummy wait what parfay..?
*rolls around in snow*
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*is insanely confused and has Tyla's chicken* uhhhhhh?
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TYLA HAS A CHICKEN AND ZAGREUS STOLDED IT!!!???? OMG *steals the chicken then dances with it*
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*scratches my head* brains hurts xD. *steals the chicken back then throws it at Niala*
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ha HAA I STILL HAVE THE CHICKEN
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*steals it again and throws it so its stuck on a branch on a tree* oh really?
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*climbs the tree and retrieves the chicken* i have the chicken now mwuhahahaha >:3 *lolrofls in snow* ITS A WINTER WONDERLAND! *dances with chicken*
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*steals the chicken and noms on it* ah ha :D
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Shiro is thouroghly confused and ads in with this
Heym anhowsi tgo ingthe segu ysarereal l yrando myeah i know om gwt f bb q
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*is now even more terribly confused then before* :?
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*continues to eat some chicken* om nom nom? :P
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*Is seriously confused, slaps niala*
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NO YOU DO NOT SLAP ME I AM NIALA *slaps nyyrikkia*
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*Slaps niala with a chicken*
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:o DON'T SLAP NIALA WITH A CHICKEN WHEN SHE TRIES TO EATS IT *attempts once again to eat the chicken*
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*Stops niala from eating the chicken and slaps her with half eaten chicken*
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:o WHY IS YOU SLAPPING MEH ITS MAH CHICKEN
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I dont know.
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is not confused(you can ask y but you might get more confused then before) and glomps the chicken "HONEY! I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU! starts kissing the eaten chicken
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*steals chicken back from doggie* MY CHICKEN!!!! :*
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"WIFE SNACHER" punces on Nia "I won't let those vultors get you honey!" cuddling with the chicken
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*pounces on niala and eats noms the chicken*
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*Pounces on moon* MY CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!! *Steals the chicken* This is reminding me of My hill!
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*grabs chicken from Nyyrikkia* I'll take that.
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NOOOOOO *Chases after Zack* ITS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Suddenly, bat wings come out of his back, and, he grows fangs and claws, and, his eyes become yellow and vampiric* *Turns around, and, hisses at Nyyrikkia*
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*Collides with Zack* That doesnt frighten me.
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OW! OK, OK, TAKE YOUR STUPID CHICKEN!
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by chicken YOU CANT STEALS IT *steals chicken ets it in snow* HEY OMG WE NEED A NEW CHICKEN
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Want me to get one?
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*summons up shadow chickens*
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Alive or dead?
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OOOHHHH OM NOM NOM :P
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*grabs one of the shadow chickens by the neck, and, baps Niala with it*
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*attacks them with da chickens*
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AHHHHHH! EVIL CHICKEN!
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*uses tail to catch chickens* hehe *strangles a chicken for dinner*
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*gets chicken but eats it on the way* well I did get chicken but I ate it one the way here....
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My chickens
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Prove it.
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Their shadows so they are mine :P
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I ROAST YOUR SHADOW CHICKENS AND EAT THEM IN YOUR SLEEP >:3
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*Shadow chicken avoid the roasting*
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*grabs one of nyyrikkia's chickens* mmmm chicken my favorite :P
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*Eyes narrow*
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uh oh *takes off flying with teh chicken* CRAP CRAP CRAP!!
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*Pulls Bane back with shadows* Give it back.
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*runs after flying chicken*
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*Follows Niala*
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*looks at them* Huh?
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YOU HAVE MY CHICKEN I STARTED WITH A CHICKEN IT GOT STOLDED FROM ME I HAD ANOTHER ONE NOW I HAVE NONE AND I WANT IT :'( MY CHICKEN
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*takes this oppertunity to fly away again* CRAP CRAP CRAP!!! :P
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*Makes the shadow chicken vanish*
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MY CHICKEN :'( *falls into soft snow paws in the air gently dosing off to sleep*....-----.....*dreams of flying chickens* -.- ^_^
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comes out of now where with a jetpack "I got ya sweet." steals the chicken from nia. "Away vultures"
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*nightmares of dogs stealing chickens* OH NOOOO -.-
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"I am technally a wolf. Its just I am working on my next drawing and it is taking me too long. and I jut made a turkey sandwich outta my wife....she taste good too"
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BUT THIS STOREH IS A CHICKEN DANCE...not a turkey dnce :o
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"really?" :S looks at sandwich "well then this is not my wife..." nom nom
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*lols at doggie* BUT THIS DON'T SOLVE MAH MISSING CHICKEN PROBLEM!>_> :o :(
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How about we raid some guy's farm for chickens?
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*give niala mah chicken* here ya go :P
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oh em gee I HAS A CHICKEN HAZAAAR :D *eats it whole* well thats the end of this story...so what shall we fight over eating now...OH OH IDEA more chicken ^_^ :o you ate a turkey
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"technally I ate a turkey soo...no chicken problem"
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but if you ate the turkey who ate my chicken :? OMG CHICKEN *dreams of chicken*
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GASP "YOU ATE MY WIFE!!!"
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no i didn't *looks innocent from side to side.*...OMG I CANT RESIST *plays with tail secretly thinking of the chicken wife.............drools* 0:)
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"Thats ok. I got a divorce. Now I am married to a rock. Ugly one, but I love her so." snuggling with a rock ^^
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*Gives niala a nightmare of chickens attacking her* My chickens!!!!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHICKENS OF SHADOWY ...SHADOWNESS :o -.- :S I NEED HUGZ! *hugs a stickZ*
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"thats ma son ya hugging" looking at Nia hugging my son
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OMG!! Chickens and rocks and sticks and stuffz! IM IN!!! *shapeshifts to a chicken, made of rock, with stick legs* WOOT FOR CRAZY RANDOMNESS!!
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thats what ya get for mating those things together
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I had chicken for dinner tonight :)
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*looks at stickZ* i swear i had no idea .....I THINK I LOVE YOUR SON HINSHU :*
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*Walks over and pecks at her with his stone beak* Congrats on making Such a funny thread.
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"WE'RE HAVING GRAND KIDS HONEY!!!" hugging and kissing his wife
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*turns back to normal and pulls out a rubber chicken* I HAVE THE CHICKEN!!
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and still kissing ugly yet loving rock wife
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:o grandkids? oh lawds i dont think im ready :o
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*slaps hinshu and niala with the rubber chicken*
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glomps the rubber chicken "Honey this isn't what it looks like" looks at rock then at rubber chicken "Ok maybe it is. but it taste so good!!! and no grandkids?" rock wife eye starts to water
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BUT IM NOT READY :'( *giggles at the fact that is in love with a stick*
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OH NO! Your pet rock seems to be wetting the carpet! And thats MAH rubber chicken wife! *snatches her back and kisses her passionetly*
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trys to confort rock wife "your right too soon....2 days should be good...baka who ever herd of a rubber chicken wife" putting his arms around his rock wife
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oh no *resists the urge to chew on stick*
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Your right, thats just silly, *throws away the chicken, and pulls out a blue berry muffin* Heres my real wife! *eats it* And NOW Im single again! WOOT!
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"don't worry his friends does that to him all the time"
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XD :P *starts to eat the stick* >:3 :o OH NO *throws stick to hinshu and his wife
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*catches the stick and runs away with it*
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"your not good enought for him" take son to military school. as he leaves he looks back see nia, a small tear drop falls out of his eyes..."MURDER!!!!(to kisu about muffin)"
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Muffin wife was teh tastyness.
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"Yea I know she was tasty" smacking his lips
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:o you ate...muffin :o *goes to cry over loss of ability to be able to eat muffinz* oh well BACK TO COOKIEHS ^_^
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*eats all the cookies in a five thousand mile radius* NO more cookies.
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MWUHAHAHAAAA *goes to nom teh cookies around the ten thousand mile radius* :D
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"Huh, looks like I missed this spot" as he demolsih the world supply of cookies and is still thin
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Eats all cookies in the known universes, looking slimmer than ever "OM NOM NOM NOM!!"
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*makes more* :D
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keep em coming!
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I thought that this was about chickens not cookies *Bulids a giant chicken robot*
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*feeds the chicken robot teh cookie batch*...YAY!...*eats teh giant robot chicken therefore eats teh cookies* :D
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"well the chicken dance was that and now this" steals robot chicken's cookies "nomnomnomnomnom"
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*steals hinshu* :D MAH COOKIECHICKEN
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"Hey" does a glombing bite...miss....and noms on nia's tail...."tasty"
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*Pushes Ookami off* My tail! *Noms on nias tail*
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*pounces on nyyrikkia* ima nom on yur tail :P *noms on nyyrikkia's tail* :o
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"Nyy I was noming on Nia's tail." is now noming on Nyy's tail
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Why is everyone noming on my tail?! *Knocks them off*
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OM NOM NOM :P
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"muff muff muffm ujfff"
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Oh by the way Ookami. I meant earlier when I pushed you off niala, I meant that her tail was mine :P
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MY TIZAIL BELONGS TO MEZEE OKAY!!! B)
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No it doesnt! *steals nialas tail and turns it into a chicken* :P
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*eats the chicken and regrows new tail from snow* >:( *eats nyyrikkias tail*
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"muffufmffmufmufff" while noming on Nyy tail
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:oYou ate my tail?! *regrows it back*
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well it is more of chewing than anything...nom nom nom
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agreed *noms on tail more* 0:)
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got bored noming on one tail so I grabbed nia's tail as well nom nom nom
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*Noms Ookamis ear*
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eeh contiues noming on both tail...taste like chicken
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I have nine tails and I is nom them and no one else. *Noms tails*
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*steals a tail* MWUHAHAHA *and noms on it* :P
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still noming what ever taste like chicken
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CHICKEN! :o *takes this conversation to the thread of teh chicken dance*
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This is the thread of the chicken dance.
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Is stuffed and sleeps
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This is the thread of the chicken dance.
:o IT IS TOO *boinks head in thillieneth* my oopthieth :D
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COOKIES!! still sleeping
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*hugs Ookami* haaaaahhhh -.- *dreams of dancing chickens*
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fairies attacking the president!!! still sleeping
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OH NO! *pokes the fairies with a rubber chicken* take that you hypocrites *jab poke jab jab CHICKENZ!*
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*Makes chickens take over the world, when they gain control they...
DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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is now sleep dancing doin tha robot
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*pokes the now dominant chicken race*
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wakes up CHICKEN STOLE MA WIFE! sometimes yell random thing for no reason
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*pokes the dream chicken wife then dances with it* B) im in your dreamz
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wakes up yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO8OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
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CALM DOWN!!! im not stealing your wife gee B) JUST dancing ^_^
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .O
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Poor Ookamis having a panic attack.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo....nah I am just exaggerating too much XD
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*A chicken walks up and pecks at Ookami*
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owww y? y?
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she can be your new wife as i may have accidentally ate the one i was dancing with :P
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now y would I cheat own my ugly yet loving wife? starts snuggling with his wife
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i got lost on which wife we were talking about :o
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yea so did i so....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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im going to eat that cheshire cat....it looks mighty tastey ... like chicken >:3
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why would you do that?...You need something to wash the madness down handing her a soda
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im just as mad as that cat, it still looks tastey >:3
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*Drops a giant chicken on niala*
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oh...my...*struggles* god... HOW MUCH CHICKEN FEED DID THIS THING EAT! o.O
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how much does the earth weigh?
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nothing itsh in shpace ^_^
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well thats how much the chicken will consume...we are all doomed
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Yay for doom by chickens!!! :D
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well I wanna at least nom the chicken legs
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Do we really want to be controlled by chickens?
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well if we do get overtaken by chickens, at least we won't look like idiots when we're in the middle of the road doing a chicken dance :3
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yay!!! *does the chicken dance*
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then a semi trucks starts flying by at both directions
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:o *does the super-chicken-dance-duck-like-a-ninja-if-a-semi-trailer-comes-flying-at-you dance*
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one hits Nia...Epic Fail
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*Laughs at the fail and runs as a chicken chases me*
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it was't too epic was it *rubbing nose better* o.O
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*Rides in on a giant robot chicken*
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*flies in and smashes robot chicken* oh sry :$
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*robot chicken falls over* Oh well nothing I cant fix *begins to fix it*
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* watches sister fix chicken over her sholder*
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*Finally fixes the chicken, hops back into the cockpit and the chicken gets up and does the chicken dance down the street*
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*is secretly dancing on the giant robot chickens head* B)
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*Notices niala dancing on its head(
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oh no!!!! :o i've been seened D: *runs in circles panicking*
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*Makes teh robot chicken run in circles still doing the chicken dance*
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*doesnt bother moving as the chicken runs in circles for me* :o :D HUZZAH FOR LAZYNESS!
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"OMG ITS A GIANT DRAGON OPERATING CHICKEN :o"
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*griffin wakes up and sees giant chicken* Wat? *griffin faints, and humms the chicken dance*
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"ALL HAIL THE GIANT CHICKEN!!!" while doing the sacred chicken dance
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*Robot chicken bows almost throwing me out of the cockpit, scrambles back in and continues the chicken dance*
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*wakes up, does chicken dance and destroies robo chicken* B)
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"MISTRESS" looking through the rubble
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*staares at hinshu while holding Nyy*
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punches Aran clear across the face "DON'T EVER ENDANGER MY MISTRESS EVER AGIAN >:( !!!"
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*pokes Hinshu randomly, and does chicken dance*
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*Falls to the ground covered with wounds*
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"You injured not only my Mistress, but you hurt a women... Unforgivable" picks up Nyy and take her to the Hospital
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*licks Nyy betterer* :'( :3
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*Wakes up with niala licking her face* Urgh....what happened.....????
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ALIVENESS! *licks more* :P
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Aran attack the robot
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Does he hate me or something? *Is licked by niala*
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I don't know but he might hate me.
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*wishes my feather pillow doesnt hate me*
:(
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Nia you are cute to hate* hugging her
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:D *hugs a puppy* yay! :3 *lickylickylicky*
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So are you Ookami *Hugs him and niala*
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hug love hug love yayay *brings a chicken into the love hugs* :D
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takes the chicken, snaps his head, and cooked it "What? Would you prefer I chopped off it head and watch it running around like a lunatic?"
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*wakes up from coma after vicious attack from hinshu* Where am i? *gets up and does the chicken dance in the lobby* ^_^
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*does the chicken dance on aran's head* :D
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*Does the chicken dance on the roof*
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*does the i-am-making-chicken-soup jiggy* :D
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Hey that is what I am cooking X3
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*i cooks with Ookami* :D
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ok hand me that, that and some, of that, no the other one, and that and it should be done in 15min
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*sniffs it* mmmmm chickeny :P
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yup not long before we can eat *mouth drooling
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*mouth giggling, body chicken dancing* chickenrawr rawrchicken!
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hit Niala hand with a spoon as she goes for some soup "Not yet just wait, or you'll get sick."
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:o ooowwww :(
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OK its done!
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*pour some chicken soupz into a bowl and slurpz it* :3 mmmmmm
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get some for himself and for his mistress
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*sneaks a bowl of soup* :3 Mmmmm
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nice chicken soup.
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I agree, that was really good *looks at empty bowl*
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Glad you enjoyed it Mistress :/
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* goes to the bigbigbigbigbigbigbigbig pot we madez it in and see'z it empty* NU!!!!!!!!!!!!! who the heck would eat that much soup :/ *looks over at Aranarieon* oh :o
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I guess that answers your question
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yus...yus it does *sad no chicken soup left, happy coz i put glue on Nyy as a crawled all over her, then I CHUCKED FEATHERS ON HER!!!! from a chicken :3 and it is now said she is a giant chicken*
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*Inspects the feathers on my scales and turns to Niala and growls* That better not be super glue
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*checks bottle* it isn't super glue :3 it is SUPER super glue D:
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*Snarls and chases after Niala*
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chill out Nyy, it washes off :3 it is crazy clars's SUPER super glue!
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*Swoops down with a drumstick in his mouth and snatches niala and lands with her in a tree away from Nyyrikkia*
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*hugs cuddles and finds a drumstick in the tree* oooh :3
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*Noms the drumstick before offering niala a bite*
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*Uses shadows to pull off the feathers* :'( It hurts
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*hugs Nyyrikkia making the pain go away*
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Dawww thank you :3 *nuzzles the fox*
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but you just gotta go in waters... then it will come off *D'awwww's at the huggling* walks like a chicken to the place where there is much lurve :3
*Noms the drumstick before offering niala a bite*
*licks the foxes drumstick, then licks the fox* :D
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*Pushes Nyyrikkia and niala into the water and chuckles standing over the edge looking*
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*manipulates the water and pulls cuddles in too* hehe wet fox :D
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*Freaks out; now his silky clothes were wet* "My linens!" *Pulls out a handy dandy dryer and tosses his clothes in*
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:o oopsies *evaporates the waters all over cuddles* :( thorry *watery lithp*
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*is happy his clothes are dry and begins to put them on when a sudden gust of wind carries him away on his soft new clothes*
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:'( but i...butbutbut :'(
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No if and or buts you do your homework Nia
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*chicken dances over to the desk* awwww maaaan >:(
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*places sister on head so she can dance up high* :P
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YAY HOORAY! *walks like a chicken around aranarieons head, and curlz up*.... *like a kitty* :3 :3
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*sees sister sleeping, picks her up and places her on back between wings* Thats a extra soft place* :3
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*snores like a chicken-cat*
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*grabs a plunger and sticks it in front of Nia's mouth* SILENCE!!!
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*noms on the plunger as a chicken-cat would during sleepy time* -.- nom nom -.-
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*takes out plunger and puts in Nyys tail* :P
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*walks up and down arans back looking for a fluffy place to sit and nom on a chicken wing* :3
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was sleeping the entire time this was happening
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*noms on a chicken wing, and wakes up nomming on aran* :o oopsie :3
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*inspects wing* its not too bad :/
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*spits out his feather* D: *hides behind paws feeling bad*
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*hugz sis* dont feel bad its ok :3
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*glues the feather back on and walks up onto Arans head and nuzzles*
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*hugz sis and does chicken dace* :D
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Nyahchickens! Chickensnyah! :3
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*waddles over to a freezer* why do i have multiple cravings at once!!!! *gets out a frozen chicken and noms on it* o.O
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*Appears at Caines and orders the 100 chicken fingers and noms them with Caines sauce* "OM NOM NOM!"
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*finds chicken nuggets* :o "FIRE UP THE OVEN!!!" :D :o :o
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*Starts up the oven*
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*halluscinates that the oven is a giant roasting chicken...* :o *rubs eyes* :o