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Title: Your Epitaph
Post by: Vamp on November 04, 2009, 05:21:06 AM
Put what you would want on your gravestone. Please be serious. Put a saying that YOU come up with that you would live by. I'll go first.





"If I had A dollar and the guy next to me had five, I would smile because I would have to deal with less change."
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: JellyMuffins on November 04, 2009, 05:38:09 AM
My epitaph would be "Respawning in 3...2...1..."
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on November 04, 2009, 06:06:24 AM
Mine would be something like... "Just one more level..."
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Vamp on November 04, 2009, 06:17:06 AM
yay! already a hit! *Does the happy dance*
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Buddy on November 04, 2009, 06:18:40 AM
i want to be creamated, but if i were to have an epitath it would be "its not the length of your life, its the density." meaning if i died young, but was happy, then thats fine by me!
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: KittKat chunky~ on November 04, 2009, 04:56:40 PM
hehe... funny this should come up because i had a fun conversation about this with my mates xD


Kitts famous last words : "trust me, i'm Slovak"
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Philly Tanuki on November 04, 2009, 10:36:26 PM
Mine would be something like "Tell Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt I'll be here waiting for her"
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Asia Kali Yusufzai on November 05, 2009, 12:00:40 AM
Quote
Respawning in 3...2...1...
hahahaha, that one's brilliant

Mine would be:

"He saw truth."
or
"Highly Contagious"
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: PsIbex on November 05, 2009, 12:31:38 AM
"Those violin lessons are gonna come in handy."
(http://th06.deviantart.net/fs38/150/f/2008/341/4/b/awesome_face___HD_by_ConnorJones2610.png)


Yes, the face will be included.
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: iKero-chuâ„¢ on November 05, 2009, 12:37:29 AM
"When in doubt take the broken hanger out."
c:
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Jad'Thor on November 05, 2009, 02:18:23 AM
"i can see my house from russia"
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: PsIbex on November 06, 2009, 04:54:21 AM
I'd write this math joke:

Solve: (u, I) = (555, I); f(u) = u +111

Which would, again, be followed by an awesome face for anyone who got it.

I call it the Heretic Function.
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Kindran Ornitier on November 11, 2009, 05:29:09 AM
my first word was quote so my epitaph would be

"Unquote. Now write that down."
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: iKero-chuâ„¢ on November 11, 2009, 05:10:07 PM
Thought of another one c:

"so..I THREW IT ON THE GROUND."
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Asia Kali Yusufzai on November 11, 2009, 05:58:50 PM
"He was good at writing stuff"
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Buddy on November 11, 2009, 10:59:12 PM
"he had eaten so many, yet still craved more. he would have died if he ate it, he would have died if he didnt. so he ate that last pomegranate!" probably how ill go, too!
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Gabag on November 12, 2009, 01:34:45 AM
"Here Lies Gabag, He's behind you grinning right now"
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: The Figure on November 12, 2009, 03:26:56 AM
"Well don't you know about the bird? Well the b-b-b-bird is the word.

RIP Rosemarie. Annoying cockatoo but a good friend."
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Timmy Fox on November 12, 2009, 06:17:22 AM
Hmm, i dunno :S
"Taste Vengeance!" Maybe, or maybe this: "I may be dead, but i died being myself", or, gah, i dunno...hmm..."Oh dear, you are dead!" i dunno :S
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Kindran Ornitier on November 12, 2009, 09:59:01 PM
"Well, this sucks"
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Gabag on November 12, 2009, 09:59:45 PM
"I'm in your house raiding your fridge while you read this"
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: PsIbex on November 17, 2009, 12:33:17 AM
"REVENGE!!"

Upon reading that, the person who read it will soil him/herself.
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Vver on November 21, 2009, 03:09:57 AM
"Here lies Alber-- Hold on a sec. This isn't Albert. Who the heck IS this guy?!"


Post Merge: November 21, 2009, 03:15:02 AM
I'd write this math joke:

Solve: (u, I) = (555, I); f(u) = u +111

Which would, again, be followed by an awesome face for anyone who got it.

I call it the Heretic Function.

:I I got it. Does my prize appear on a holographic screen? Where does the awesomeface come from?
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: PsIbex on November 22, 2009, 11:52:44 PM
"Here lies Alber-- Hold on a sec. This isn't Albert. Who the heck IS this guy?!"


Post Merge: November 21, 2009, 03:15:02 AM
I'd write this math joke:

Solve: (u, I) = (555, I); f(u) = u +111

Which would, again, be followed by an awesome face for anyone who got it.

I call it the Heretic Function.

:I I got it. Does my prize appear on a holographic screen? Where does the awesomeface come from?

Below the equation will be a spot to write the answer, and if you got it right the tomb stone will open up to show an awesome face.
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Alice The Necrofox on November 23, 2009, 01:27:57 AM
Mine would say "The Best at Playing dead"

or it would have a motion sensor that when triggered says "Nuclear Launch Detected
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Alonzorion on November 23, 2009, 07:21:26 AM
"Was told to stop taking the Wii Fit so seriously, but sadly didn't want to listen and thus paid the ultimate price."
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Vver on November 23, 2009, 07:27:37 AM
"Here lies Alber-- Hold on a sec. This isn't Albert. Who the heck IS this guy?!"


Post Merge: November 21, 2009, 03:15:02 AM
I'd write this math joke:

Solve: (u, I) = (555, I); f(u) = u +111

Which would, again, be followed by an awesome face for anyone who got it.

I call it the Heretic Function.

:I I got it. Does my prize appear on a holographic screen? Where does the awesomeface come from?

Below the equation will be a spot to write the answer, and if you got it right the tomb stone will open up to show an awesome face.
There should be a better prize than just an awesomeface. There should be cookies and a giftcard to target.
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Something on November 23, 2009, 03:52:44 PM
''Continue? 9'' totally my Epitaph XD
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Chrono Blackwyng on November 23, 2009, 06:05:51 PM
"If I ever reincarnate as a reptile, I will be back to claim this body
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Something on November 23, 2009, 06:37:29 PM
Wouldn't it be awesome If one of you familymember Would have bought an Lizard and put it on top of you gravestone just for fun? XD
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Gabag on November 24, 2009, 12:17:38 AM
Congratulations, Your a winner
this guy wasnt however
Title: Re: Your Epitaph
Post by: Vamp on November 24, 2009, 06:08:43 AM
"Whatever you do, don't turn around or a purple unicorn will blow you up with the 'WTF BOOM' bomb and you will end up like this guy... And the other two next to him."