Please sign this waiver before ingesting any of my candy...
Contract
This is a legal binding contract.
I, ______ assume all responsibility while consuming Shado Brand Candy Cigarettes.
Do not operate heavy machinery, and discontinue use if these symptoms persist or worsen -
Shortness of breath, crystallized sugar abscess or growths, blindness, slowed reflexes or death.
Do not consume with alcohol. Void in Michigan, Peurto Rico, and Brazil.
Keep in airtight container, and away from temputures above 100º. Contents are flammable.
Print Name __________
Signature ____________
Please enjoy Shado Brand Candy Cigarettes! :)