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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: Dog Donovan on March 03, 2009, 01:35:57 AM
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Do whatever it takes to be a huge showoff and impress everybody / appear arrogant.
*Lifts a car off the ground, tosses it into the air, jumps back onto his hands, and kicks upwards breaking the car in half*
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'beats chuck norris into oblivion'
awwww yeah!
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-opens his arm wide and thousands of hot men and women come from all round to snuggle-
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*ACTUALLY beats Guitar Hero III's Through the Fire and Flames on Expert Hyperspeed x 5, 100%... with the 360 controller*
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'causes a black hole to collapse by clapping hands' lol guitar hero ftw
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-manages to beat Dog Donovan's score??? and doesnt even touch the controller, then plays the drums on through the fire and flames and gets 100% on that-
Explain that?
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*Becomes President of the United States and inspires the world with love and peace without saying a word*
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*uses my ship the Thor'Soheley to create a subuniverse out of a donut then completley obliterates it just by looking at it*
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*pulls the cloth off a fully laden table, leaving the crockery intact*
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*pulls the cloth off a fully laden table, leaving the crockery intact*
You win.
That's just amazing.
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Looks at everyone and gets strange looks back.
YES!^^
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scores 5,000 touchdowns single handed against the Ohio State Buckeys football team (American Football)
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*refines carbon into my hand and turns it into a diamond then eats it "mmmmmmmm tastes like skittles"*
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*makes apple juice from lemons*
(see quote below)
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(chugs all apple juice in one gulp and transmutes a rock into a lemon (FMA style, no transmutation circle))
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*pokes a watermelon and it turns into a tiny watermelon* (i want a tiny watermelon)
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^ haha
..pulls out jad's wallet.. now you see it.. now you dont *runs*
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ROFL *teleports the wallet back into my pocket along with furflyer's wallet, and runs away*
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(Pickpockets FurFlyer and sinks into the shadows)
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*stands there with his wallet and his pockets stolen :'(*
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/\ ROFL
*throws furflyers wallet at his head*
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:squish: *takes out his credit card..* my flexible friend :-[
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*gives everyone 5,000 dollars in golden coins*
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*invests it in Ford.. returns 4 minutes later* I lost all mine can I have some more? :'(
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*eats the coins "mmmm tastes like chocolate......wait a minute...THESE ARE CHOCOLATE NOT GOLD" eats more of the coins*
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HAHA! 5,000 dollars in chocolate, my plan to take over the world is falling into action*
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*steals jads coins and runs away eating them* :bubbles:
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*steals furflyers ford shares and eats them "mmmmm....tastes like wasted time"*
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:shcoked: what are you doing?! *runs to the aston martin factory and steals their tea shares* mmmmmm.... britain
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*runs up to volkswagen and eats there Audi shares "mmmm...tastes like im-going-to-make-our-R8-look-like-exactly-like-the-Gallarado"*
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haha
*runs to eat ferraris stocks..* ewww pasta * finds a pie and throws it a jad
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*catches the pie and turns it into a giant marshmallow and throws it back at furflyer*
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*is crushed by the marshmellow.. after being trapped in the squishy cocoon for several weeks he finally manages to eat his way through to the fresh air above*
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*causes a flood to destroy the forums* oopsies.
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*destroys all copys of vista and windows 7 in the world "the world is safe from extreme buggyness again"*
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....? Why did you do that? (Cries and wonders where she can get a new computer)
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/\ VISTA SCREWED UP MY COMPUTER xp is much better and more stable.
*points at the laptop with vista killing itself*
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*Transforms into a helicopter*
"Bet none y'all can do that!"
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i happen to like vista, only ultimate x64 tho, and windows 7 i tested, its nice
*pointing at jad evily*
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*points at nokejibjab, "ITS SLOW -insert word that starts with s and ends with t and it isn't soot- AND BUGGY (except for ultimate which isn't buggy but is still slow)"
( and should /\ be a thread ?)
*makes a bottle of ice tea apear out of nowhere*
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*has a heart attack from too much stress* i'm about to go mental.
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i'm sorry to hear that *hugs jesse*
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*Counts to infinity... and one*
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*eats pi (the number)*
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*Plays an instrumental song... by singing it*