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Title: Jokes That Suck So Badly, They're Funny!
Post by: Sen on November 18, 2008, 07:12:50 AM: I'll start us off...

What's the difference between a giraffe and an orange?

One grows to an average height of 16-18 feet, eats acacia leaves, and the other is an orange!

HILARIOUS! =3
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Post by: Bragi on November 20, 2008, 12:57:40 AM: What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
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Post by: PhantomStone on November 20, 2008, 12:58:50 AM: whats the best time to go to the dentist 2:30 (sounds like tooth hurty)
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Post by: Golge on November 20, 2008, 02:46:52 PM: lol that was humourous

What do you call a guy who sticks his right arm in a shark's mouth?
Lefty!
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on November 20, 2008, 08:32:29 PM: These are really bad. xD
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Post by: Bragi on November 20, 2008, 10:21:32 PM: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.
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Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on November 20, 2008, 10:39:51 PM: (http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/77028/147.gif)

^ the little girl scares me ._o
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Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on November 20, 2008, 10:56:17 PM: What are brown things that you hit people with called?

Sticks.
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Post by: SeiRruf IS, FurryLAE. on November 20, 2008, 11:00:29 PM: Whats black, white, and red all over?

Answer 1: YOUR FACE AFTER IM THREW WITH YOU!
Answer2: A News Paper
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Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on November 20, 2008, 11:19:01 PM: Banana.
Banana.
Banana.
Banana.
Banana.
Other Guy: Could you say something other than Banana?
Pineapple.
Other Guy: ...
Orange ya glad I stopped saying Banana?
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Post by: Bragi on November 20, 2008, 11:53:46 PM: How do you make Lae go over there?

Throw a stick.
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Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on November 20, 2008, 11:56:57 PM: How do you make Bragi hush about sticks?

Whack him with a stick.

You totally just handed that to me... :D
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Post by: Doku on November 21, 2008, 12:02:46 AM: What did the Teddy bear say when the waiter asked if he wanted desert?

"No more, im stuffed!" =3
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Post by: Goblin Cat 😸 on November 21, 2008, 12:30:46 AM: What do you call Cheese that you don't own?

..Nacho cheese.
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Post by: PhantomStone on November 21, 2008, 12:35:07 AM: (way to go tezz lol epic)

earth sience lab title (for porosity, capilarity, and permibility: for richer or pore
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Post by: Doku on November 21, 2008, 12:48:53 AM: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept going "Bach, bach, bach, bach"
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Post by: Bragi on November 21, 2008, 12:59:57 AM: What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry.
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Post by: PhantomStone on November 21, 2008, 01:20:36 AM: Q: Where does bad light go?
A: To a prism.
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Post by: Devault on November 23, 2008, 06:32:24 PM: Did you hear they going to send some longhorns into space?

It's going to be the herd shot 'round the world!

So God created the cycle of light and dark, then an angel comes up to him and asks him what he's going to do.
"Call it a day"

I've loaded with puns :3
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Post by: PhantomStone on November 23, 2008, 07:34:38 PM: lol

u walk intoa room w/ 3 labs inside, the lab with green squishy stuff is a bio lab, the one with steam the color of a frog spitting out is a chem lab, the lab that nothing is happening in is a physics lab
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Post by: Blackout on December 05, 2008, 02:18:34 AM: Two hats were on a rack, the one said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."
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Post by: Dr. Strange on December 11, 2008, 12:56:09 AM: What's wrong with Elvis' last days?

He spent them on the toilet! (xD)
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Post by: PhantomStone on December 11, 2008, 01:15:53 AM: why didn't the skeliton cross the road... he didn't have the guts to do it
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Post by: iKero-chu™ on December 11, 2008, 06:25:14 PM: What do you call a Dinosaur that sleeps?

a DinoSNORE.

c:
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Post by: Devault on December 11, 2008, 06:34:48 PM: So the Basque party in Spain was having a ball, but the place caught fire. There was only one exit door, so many were trampled on the way out. It just goes to show you'd better not put all your Basques in one exit.

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas...
Luke Skywalker: That's not possible!
Darth Vader: I felt your presence...

I've always got more punch lines... Maybe I should be pun]ished for all of this... Or be locked up in a pun]/b]itentiary...
>;3
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Post by: PhantomStone on December 11, 2008, 07:09:01 PM: sup /b/ (i know about 100 ppl arte mad at me lol, my friend started it on xbox live)
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on December 19, 2008, 11:25:33 AM: ~ Please refrain from dirty jokes, thanks
~ Tezztor
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Post by: Golge on December 19, 2008, 02:04:43 PM: O_O that joke.....

'scarred for life' lol jk
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on December 19, 2008, 03:59:34 PM: ((o.O still dont get.....oh...O.O...ok...ive benn trickerededed))
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Post by: PhantomStone on December 19, 2008, 04:34:11 PM: (i don't get it)

what do u say when u run by ure friend and give them a high five as u go by "five by"
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Post by: Arilys DuskFlare on December 22, 2008, 09:25:55 PM: There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head.

Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father came in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints.

Then the father poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and once he'd finished a body had grown onto Mattys head, so he kept drinking and by the end of the night he was a normal man, with arms, legs, toes and fingers, but Matty kept on drinking.

The lesson you should learn from this is to always 'Quit while your a head'

((god, this is so lame... =3))
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Post by: PhantomStone on December 23, 2008, 12:59:55 AM: i don't get it (mabey my head isn't on straight)

today is tuesday and i am sexy (it's out motto, on wednsdays were prety and hrusadays were lanky)
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Post by: Golge on December 23, 2008, 01:03:42 AM: ok i got one

why did i cross the road

....um ok well i never made the answer yet, but i liked the start of it
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on December 23, 2008, 01:12:50 PM: "GIVE ME LIBERTY....

OR A BRAND MUFFIN!"
-Colin Mochrie
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Post by: iKero-chu™ on December 23, 2008, 03:24:38 PM: Do you have a mirror?
'Cause I can see me in your pants.

c:
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Post by: Arilys DuskFlare on December 23, 2008, 03:39:40 PM: Quote from: iKero-chuÃ¢â€žÂ¢ on December 23, 2008, 03:24:38 PM
Do you have a mirror?
'Cause I can see me in your pants.

c:

Wait, wut ???

anyway

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

:/
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Post by: iKero-chu™ on December 23, 2008, 03:42:09 PM: If I were a Pokemon,
I'd "PICK-a-chu".
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Post by: Arilys DuskFlare on December 23, 2008, 03:44:05 PM: Lol, nice one.

Where do you find a one legged dog?
Where you left it. :squish:
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Post by: Sen on December 23, 2008, 05:15:56 PM: Why don't you ever ask a pokemon for privacy?

Cuz they'll always pikachu! d =3
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Post by: Arilys DuskFlare on December 23, 2008, 09:06:26 PM: Whats the color of Bonaparte's white horse?

hmm.. this is hard.. xD
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Post by: iKero-chu™ on December 24, 2008, 02:29:11 AM: I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because your stunning.

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

You put the "cool" in Tentacool.

Are you from Team Rocket because you just stole my heart?

If I could rearrange the Unown Alphabet, I would put U and I together.

You set my Chimchar on fire.

:P
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Post by: Soryu/Miayuki Isumi on December 24, 2008, 02:29:54 AM: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies =D
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Post by: iKero-chu™ on December 24, 2008, 02:31:13 AM: Are you a pikachu?
Because you are shockingly beautiful.
;D
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Post by: Soryu/Miayuki Isumi on December 24, 2008, 02:33:57 AM: You threw down your pickachu! Well prepare for it's thunder >>"
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on December 24, 2008, 05:00:20 AM: What do you get when you put a goat on a chair?

*waits for the "What do you get?" line*

ROCKABILLY! :peace:
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Post by: PhantomStone on December 24, 2008, 09:54:23 PM: what's a common earth bender name... rocky
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Post by: Dr. Strange on December 24, 2008, 10:21:15 PM: xD Yes, rocky.
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Post by: Vosur Aekira on December 25, 2008, 01:53:13 AM: I was thinking Gibraltar... but Rocky works. Stallone will have something to say about that name though.
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Post by: Renaud Magicpaw on December 25, 2008, 02:15:18 AM: what did the acorn say after it grew up? Geomatry (Gee I'm a tree)
What foot ball team used to be all females? The Bengals (been gals)
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Post by: Devault on December 25, 2008, 04:15:27 AM: My god I'm impressed! My IQ dropped from jokes! XP
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Post by: Renaud Magicpaw on December 25, 2008, 04:21:05 AM: How do you get rid of a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool XD
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Post by: PhantomStone on December 25, 2008, 04:23:46 AM: oi my best friend is blond
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Post by: Renaud Magicpaw on December 25, 2008, 04:24:46 AM: =(^.^)= its a joke lol chill out
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on December 25, 2008, 07:22:52 AM: Quote from: Kora The Squishy Otter on December 25, 2008, 02:15:18 AM
what did the acorn say after it grew up? Geomatry (Gee I'm a tree)
What foot ball team used to be all females? The Bengals (been gals)

My God Don't tell that last one to my sister.
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Post by: Renaud Magicpaw on December 25, 2008, 03:11:51 PM: =(^.^)=
thats what I'm here for Jess
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Post by: Dr. Strange on December 25, 2008, 04:48:23 PM: How do you determine if a brunette is dyed? Tell her how to get to a Burger King she's been to before, but tell her the wrong way.
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Post by: iKero-chu™ on December 26, 2008, 06:54:00 PM: You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan.

Your daddy must have been a terrorist, because you are the bomb.
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Post by: Dr. Strange on December 26, 2008, 11:11:22 PM: xD

You're my bread and butter, sugar. (horrible pick-up line)
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Post by: Renaud Magicpaw on December 27, 2008, 03:37:19 AM: apple apple apple apple
stop saying apple
orange
......
what orange you glad I didn't say apple?
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Post by: iKero-chu™ on December 27, 2008, 08:41:41 PM: I'm bigger and better than the Titanic, only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
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Post by: Dr. Strange on December 27, 2008, 09:40:57 PM: xD Kero, where do you get this stuff?
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Post by: Renaud Magicpaw on December 27, 2008, 11:05:08 PM: O.o Kero you perv
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Post by: Devault on December 27, 2008, 11:29:53 PM: Ummm... Wow, not sure how to respond to that one... Except with this!

When to egoists meet it's an I for an I

And in the holiday season spirit-

Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses :3
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Post by: iKero-chu™ on December 28, 2008, 02:26:58 PM: Haha, What can I say?
My mind doesn't stay in the gutter, it owns the gutter.
:P

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
;3
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on December 30, 2008, 09:08:02 PM: lo deffinately, everytiem i come on this i doubt mine are even chuckable..if thats a word
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Post by: Arilys DuskFlare on December 30, 2008, 09:14:08 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on December 30, 2008, 09:08:02 PM
lo deffinately, everytiem i come on this i doubt mine are even chuckable..if thats a word

lol.

Pokemon jokes are famous huh? then

Why didn't Psyduck cross the road?
Because it didn't know what a road was. :snicker:
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Post by: iKero-chu™ on December 30, 2008, 09:19:22 PM: Are you a Hitmonlee? 'Cause your body is kickin'.

You must be a Charmander, because you're getting me hot.

Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

c;
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on December 30, 2008, 09:41:46 PM: not bad...were do you get theese from by the way?
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Post by: Arilys DuskFlare on December 30, 2008, 09:46:54 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on December 30, 2008, 09:41:46 PM
not bad...were do you get theese from by the way?

(http://www.bazul.org/Smileys/default/emot-iiam.gif) <-lolz, i this wasthis was funny for your question.

How do you fit 5 000 Charizard's on a bus?
You "poke em on!"

Why did Misty say that Ash and Psyduck were alike?
They are both very dense in the head.

What Pokemon do you get if you put a parrot in a washing machine?
Poliwhirl (polly whirl)
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Post by: Golge on January 02, 2009, 11:47:32 AM: right....my turn lol

if you have 3 apples and britney spears takes one, how many do you have left.

to which you SHOULD respond "two?" lol

to which i shout "WRONG"

because as the law clearly states, while britney took an apple, oprah winfrey gave you a car, and as the car arrived it attracted mike tyson who stole the rest of your apples, forcing you to call george bush for help, but george accidentally thought you said canadians were terrorists so he dropped 'nuculer' bombs on canada, mutating the beavers, who then ran to the apple orchard and chopped down the apple trees causing 10 apples to fall into your hand.

the correct response is 10 :D
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Post by: Arilys DuskFlare on January 02, 2009, 11:51:43 AM: W00000T???

Which Pokemon can count to 3 in Spanish?
Arctic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres.
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 02, 2009, 03:09:39 PM: A boy goes to the circus for the first time when he's 5. Happy as a clam, of course, because he's going to see THE CLOWNS! He's bored for the rest of the show, but then THE CLOWNS come up, and -- well, shucks -- one clown comes RIGHT UP to the crowd and asks for a volunteer. The little boy raises his hand as high as he can until it HURTS and the clown picks him up.

What's your name, son?
the clown says, in a disturbingly normal voice.

Timmy the little boy says, frightened a bit by all the commotion.

Well, Timmy, why don't you grab a hold of this here stick?
. The clown hands the boy a stick and says,

LOOK EVERYBODY, WE GOT A SUCKER ON A STICK!

Needless to say, the kid is heartbroken and vows revenge.

Ten years later, the now 15-year-old young man returns to the circus, and it just so happens that the
CLOWN
is still there.

The clown recognizes him, and does the same act, asking for a volunteer and holding out a big stick. The kid holds up his hand as high as he can, and the clown sees his face and chooses him.

"Here, kid, take this stick." The kid takes it.
"Look everyone, we got a sucker on a stick!"

ARRRRRRRRGH!

Ten years later, the now 25-year-old man returns to the circus, and the CLOWN is STILL there.

The clown recognizes him (yes, after seeing him twice in ten years), and prepares the same act, asking for a volunteer. The man holds up his hand as high as he can, and the clown sees his face and chooses him.

"Here, sir, take this stick." The man takes it.
"Look everyone, we got a sucker on a stick!"

ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!

Ten years later, the now 35-year-old man returns to the circus, and the
CLOWN
is still there (walking with a cane).

The clown recognizes him (after all, he's the only one dumb enough to ever volunteer for this thing more than once), and does the same act, asking for a volunteer and holding out a giant stick. The man holds up his hand as high as he can, and the clown sees his face and chooses him.

"Here, old man, take this stick." The man takes it.
"Look everybody, we got a sucker on a stick! HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW"

ARRRRRRRRGH!

Ten years later, the now 45-year-old man returns to the circus, and it just so happens that the
CLOWN
is still there. (in a wheelchair)

The clown recognizes him (and sighs, tired of this job and this *** loser), and does the same act, asking for a volunteer and holding out a big stick. The man holds up his hand as high as he can, and the clown sees his face and chooses him.

"Here, old guy, take this stick." The man takes it.
"Look everyone, we got a sucker on a stick!"

THAT DOES IT!!!

The guy musters up ALL HIS COURAGE and says to the clown, the CULMINATION of FORTY YEARS of TORTURE....

screw you, clown...
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Post by: Arilys DuskFlare on January 02, 2009, 03:16:12 PM: .. that was unexpected lolz

What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.

Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"
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Post by: WingedZephyr on January 03, 2009, 05:59:18 AM: A proton walks into a bar and orders a Diet Coke. The bar man says "Are you sure?" The proton responds, "I'm positive."
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 03, 2009, 04:38:42 PM: Quote from: WingedZephyr on January 03, 2009, 05:59:18 AM
A proton walks into a bar and orders a Diet Coke. The bar man says "Are you sure?" The proton responds, "I'm positive."

I've heard that except it was different.

AtomA: I think I've lost an electron!
AtomB: Are you sure?
AtomA: I'm positive!
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Post by: Devault on January 03, 2009, 06:05:56 PM: What do you call a tiny fortune teller who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large :3
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Post by: Renaud Magicpaw on January 05, 2009, 02:18:57 PM: person a: how do you get an elephant into a mail box
person b: how
person a: you take the f in weigh
person b: wait theirs no f in weigh (lol no fing way get it?)

What did the buizle say to the oyster pokemon thing (sorry don't know its name)
What?
Your lookin' awfully tasty, nom nom nom. (sorry couldn't help myself, I just had clam a while ago =(^.^)= )

- Careful with jokes that contain referance to swear words. I'll let this slide though
~Tezztor
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on January 05, 2009, 06:30:20 PM: a man looks at the news paper that has the tianic sinking as the headlines.

"Well...that went down well?"
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Post by: Sareen on January 05, 2009, 07:04:24 PM: Randomly heard these, some are kinda weird/gross:

What Do Christmas and a Cat In the Dessert Have In Common?
Sandy Clause
--------------------------
Why did the first monkey Fall Out Of the Tree?
Because It Was Died
Why Did The Second Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree?
Because It was Staple To the first monkey
Why Did The Third Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree?
Peer Pressure
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This young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in west Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chilli. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "if you aint goin' to eat that, mind if i do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states "Nah, go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chilli. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too"
----------------------
Person 1: Err It smells like Up dog in here
Person 2: Whats Up Dog?
Person 1: Ah nothing much, you?
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Post by: Golge on January 05, 2009, 08:48:28 PM: it took me far too long to get that last one lol O_o
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Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on January 10, 2009, 04:40:56 AM: The economy is so bad that the Mafia has to meet at the Olive Garden.
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on March 21, 2009, 12:52:00 PM: please let me write this XD
Wolf:I ran into eagle today
*pause*
Wolf: but he wasn`t dead so i reversed and ran into him again
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Post by: Dog Donovan on March 21, 2009, 10:05:05 PM: *Chuckle* Dude! Your pants are showing! (You have no clue how often this works...)
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on March 22, 2009, 03:14:49 PM: *nice!*
a man is stealing a freinds boat
Friend: Hes seen your boat
victim...
friendhe`s stealing your boat
victim...what?
Friend;He stole your boat
Victim: HEY...***

epic moment-
Remember your special...with a capital R
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Post by: Doku on March 23, 2009, 09:32:53 PM: Why did the man get firedt from Pepsi?

THey found Coke in his system

lol
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Post by: Dog Donovan on March 26, 2009, 03:54:05 AM: "Look, a distraction!!!"
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Post by: Kindran Ornitier on April 28, 2009, 02:15:04 PM: How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave at her.

In track people ask me why I run so fast. My response is always the same, "What else do you do when you hear a gunshot?"
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Post by: kayle on April 28, 2009, 03:22:29 PM: Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I had a dream I was two teepees last night!
Doctor: I think you're just two tents! (too tense)

I had a dream I was running behind a car and woke up exhausted.

I had a dream I was running in front of a car and woke up tired.
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on June 12, 2009, 07:26:05 PM: Lol!

have you heard about the man who lost ALL of his right side?

you answer:

Well he`s all right now
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Post by: Sen on June 13, 2009, 06:25:19 PM: Left side, but whatever. :P

A man has been waiting anxiously while his wife was undergoing complicated surgery. The surgeon comes into the waiting room and announces that he has good news and bad news. The bad news is that a second tumor was found during the operation. â€œWhatâ€™s the good news?â€ asked the husband. The surgeon replied, â€œWe were able to remove the second tumor completely and believe that your wife will have a full recovery.â€
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Post by: .: ♥ Kiniia ♥ :. on June 14, 2009, 01:05:23 AM: I have one similar to that

Doctor: I'm afraid I have good news and bad news...
Woman: What's the bad news?
Doctor: you only have three weeks left to live
Woman: w..what's the good news?
Doctor: You're pregnant!
*Woman falls on the ground in hysterics*
Doctor: wait....
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Post by: Count of Cutesy on June 15, 2009, 05:52:46 PM: Here's a joke I made up myself.

Q: What do you call a monkey who works at a blacksmith?
A: Curious "FORGE"
:P
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Post by: XXxMaximuMXXx on June 16, 2009, 08:27:17 PM: ...My brains dead ..oh i get it XD

A man walked into a bar "ouch" he said
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Post by: Crazking on May 16, 2010, 12:52:38 PM: My iq just went from three to 2

Duuuhhh

Pinecone
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Post by: Asia Kali Yusufzai on May 16, 2010, 12:54:54 PM: I entered a pun competition, with 10 entries.
I was hoping that I could win,
but sadly no pun in-ten-did
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Post by: Crazking on May 22, 2010, 08:30:08 PM: Here's one I made up

GOD AT THE DRIVE-THRU

god: I'll have one eruption-burger and one tsunami-shake please

worker: do you want quake-fries :?

Budum chhh

Lamely funny lolz
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Post by: Kristian002 on June 03, 2010, 04:58:06 AM: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender calls animal control so it can be handled by a trained professional.
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Post by: Crazking on June 03, 2010, 12:47:00 PM: Lol

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Post by: Count of Cutesy on June 04, 2010, 01:52:37 AM: Q: Who was in both Star Wars and Star Trek?
A: Han Sulu!!! :P
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Post by: Righteousbro on June 05, 2010, 12:01:27 AM: Lets see if you get this one:

Jesus and Satan get into an argument over who's better at a computer. They decide to make a contest and after a few hours of making files the power incidentally goes out. Satan turns on his computer and finds everything is gone but Jesus starts back up and finishes everything. Afterwards Satan goes to God and says "Jesus must have cheated, how where his files still there" and God says
"Jesus saves."
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Post by: Crazking on June 07, 2010, 01:12:53 PM: X ) lol I get it!

Math joke:

SYNTAX ERROR!
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Post by: flames on June 15, 2010, 03:40:47 PM: Eh, I'll give this a shot. I apologise if it's offensive:

Q. What's the difference between a dog lying in the middle of the road and a politician lying in the middle of the road?

A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

And a nerdy computer one:
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open Windows.
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Post by: Tim Siguire on June 15, 2010, 04:45:17 PM: Quote from: XXxMaximuMXXx on June 12, 2009, 07:26:05 PM
Lol!

have you heard about the man who lost ALL of his [(EDIT] left) side?

you answer:

Well he`s all right now
it's suppose to be all of his left side missing.
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Post by: Timewilltell on June 24, 2010, 10:32:22 PM: Knock knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
...you said you'd never forget...
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Post by: Kyriin on June 25, 2010, 05:57:57 AM: Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan.

xD
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Post by: TailzWolf on June 26, 2010, 01:33:59 AM: A doctor talks to his patient about some test results:

Doctor: I have bad news, and I have worse news
Patient: Oh dear! What's the bad news?
Doctor: According to these results, you have 24 hours to live
Patient: Oh dear! What could possibly be worse?
Doctor: Well, the worse news is that I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!

The patient then suddenly died
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Post by: Tim Siguire on June 27, 2010, 02:56:42 AM: Q : What do you call a chair with 4 eyes and 4 legs?

A : A chair with a spider on it
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Post by: Timewilltell on June 30, 2010, 01:17:05 AM: Wanna hear a funny joke?

Woman's rights.