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Title: Micheal Phelps Jokes
Post by: Sen on November 06, 2008, 03:11:05 PM

Everyone has heard the Chuck Norris jokes, blah blah blah.  They're getting kind of old.  How about some Michael Phelps jokes?  Here's one to start off:


The titanic didn't sink from hitting an iceberg.  Michael Phelps was just doing his morning swim across the Atlantic Ocean.

Title: Re: Micheal Phelps Jokes
Post by: Halfeb on November 06, 2008, 03:44:29 PM

People get the fear of God put in them, God gets the fear of Michael Phelps put into him.

*gets hit by lighting bolt*

Title: Re: Micheal Phelps Jokes
Post by: Sen on November 07, 2008, 03:00:09 AM

If they held the 100 meter dash in the rain, Michael Phelps would most likely win that, too!

Title: Re: Micheal Phelps Jokes
Post by: Blackout on November 07, 2008, 04:38:17 AM

Michael Phelps, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris walked into a room together. The universe exploded because it couldn't handle hat much awesome in a single room.