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Creative Arts and Media => Creative Writing => Topic started by: XXxMaximuMXXx on August 15, 2008, 09:27:50 PM
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:squish: yeah you heard me..come on lets see how bad we can get...and mark eachother..be nice. :peek:
i was on a school teip to the beach and i had a mini skirt on but it was jean type and in the wind it kept flipping upwards and my friends"purvets" kept commenting untill i finnaly relisead..MEep
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Getting caught sneeking in rom an ault party. omg It was winter, my hands were a little wet cause i had showered before walking home... and well.... my ands froze to the door handle and i made a huge racket.
Man, my dad was so pissed and i turned soh red.....
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I'm afraid it would be against the rules to post my story here *winks*
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Well..its not so embarrassing but more painful for me...Anyway what happened was (story):
Some when in April of last year, it was raining tons. Me and one of my friends got so bored of wondering round town that when ended up going to some baby park close by, It was petty sunny and everything and the floor didn't seem so slippery, So me and my friend kept running round and everything. My friend ran up the slide and stood up top and I said ~I bet you cant jump from half way up~ so she went down half way and cleared the jump, Nothing happened, so she dare me too and I did it. We did that a few times and some little kids ended up coming and watch...So I dared my friend to jump from the top step of the slide and she did it perfectly...so of course me wanting to so off, I climbed up the steps, stood t the top, slid my hands down the rail half way so I was lent over...Jumped, hit the floor and slipped...I ended up on my butt, both my friend and the little kids wetting themselves with laughter. So after that I sort went home with my friend to find out I couldn't sit down...Turns out Smacking your tail bone on a metal railing and then on to a floor, Breaks your tail bone... so yeah I had a broken tail bone, and i still kinda suffer from not being able to sit down properly
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hehe....and lae post somethin...PLEASE!...oki erm...oh god here we go
it was a warm afternoon at sh..kitbridge middle school and i was supposedly"dating" this guy called joe. Now he was being offish with me and it had me upset so my friend wrote an embarrasing letter, saying are we going out cos i was just wondering..and blah balh blah-not i DID not WRITE it- she placed it in front of him but this stupid chav-bully- picked it up and READ IT yes READ IT infront of the whoile of the glass, i had never been so embarrased, everyone was laughing at me, joe even said no-didnt even look at me, my teacher was even laughing there was a window nearby but..sadly i rellished my life then hehe
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Jax is NEVER embarrassed. Times I shoul have been embarrassed:
Yesterday: Wore a dress and walked around the neighborhood and into stores. But not only did I wear a dress, I wore a blonde wig and makeup and stuff so I just looked like a really ugly chick.
At school: Bringing speakers to school, setting them up and just dancing. I had a circle around me and people were shouting "Go White Boy! Go White Boy!"
WAIT! I just remembered a for real embarrassing moment.
I went to the movies with my ex-"boyfriend" (HORRIBLE boyfriend, but I won't go into that). I was trying to talk to him on the ride there, but he never talked to me. At the movies we didn't talk during the movies. We didn't talk at all when he was driving me back to my house. It was an awkward moment so we kinda finally made some small talk, but he really wanted to do something that I can't post on this forum (gah, perverts). Eventually I just gave him a peck kiss on the lips and turned to exit my side of the door. As I was turning I looked out the front window and I see this hardcore religious mormon neighbor family staring at us. Like Grandmas and Grandpas and everything. I got the hell out of the car and ran inside my house and never mentioned anything to anybody again.
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^ thats brilliant
at my uncles party he was sitting at the top. Lovely hotel-it was his b-day and erm...my whole family where there around the table. Well the closer ones anyway. Ans he was going around saying what he loved about individuals now when he came to me he said nice stuff but then he said "she`s the best niece ever and shes my favourite out of the whole family"-iwas like ohhhhhh ship....- my cousin started cryig saying she was the granddaughter and everyone was giving me evils i was like o.O...whoops..HELP!
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*raises hand shyly* I accidently set my pants on fire one time. Dove into the lake to put 'em out but they were polyester so they melted all the way up. Had to run into the tent neked and get not melted pants on. God, at least it was night time.
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haha^^ that quite funny...though embarrasing....but try sitting next to a guy looking up sexy women on the comp next to you...o.O...scarred for life. then he saw me go bright red..whoopsi
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Whas scarier is when he's looking up guys o.O
(i only do it ion the privacy of home) :peace:
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well he was looking up.l.e.s.b.i.a.n.s i wont go any furter...thankyou....and i remeber bending down one day and hering my trousers rip...EEP!
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:snicker: at least they didn't get torn off like wut happened to me on memorial day. :'(
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oh wow...oki well...hmmm high winds and a skirt through town...not healthy option
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Yeah, I once tripped and fell face-first into a pile of red ants. The BIG red ants. :th_PyongLlora:
If that wasn't bad enough, I had school the next day. People walked by, saw me, laughed like crazy, and kept walking. There were also the people with the :shcoked: expression. I felt horrible... and itchy...
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I remember when i was in year 6, just before i moved middles schools that I was talking to my two best friends, Karis and Jessica. For some reason we got on to the subject of cute guys at school, everything was okay when those two said who they fancied, when i said who I fancied, both my friends burst out laughing and pointed behind, seeming the guy I said I fancied was pulling faces behind my back, also apparently he was doing actions to what I was saying.
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I probably shouldn't be telling you all this, but I have a very embarassing moment from 3 years ago.
I was having a P.E. lesson in the field with the other guys in our P.E. uniform and one of them decided to do a prank on me. So, in the freezing cold wind, he went behind me and pulled my shorts down, also pulling my underwear down too... :">
Thankfully, my shirt was quite long and I pulled it down a bit, enough to conceal everything. People just stared and laughed as I pulled my clothing back on and plotted revenge...
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i feelz your pain, flames.
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^ i do to except it was only my trousers....and my friend done something like that except he forgot to actually put the shorts on himself, the whole class were fallin about
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I set my pants on fire again. :th_PyongLlora:
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Awww, I feel your pain too Flames D':
I've had something similair like that happen to me once:
Me, Cory, and PaPa Bear were in the car driving back to PaPa Bear's house.
I was wearing a sweater, like an idoit because it was the summer at the time, and because it was really hot I began tugging at it off.
When I pulled the sweater off I pulled my shirt off also xD
and No one reliazed this yet because I was sitting in back and the both of them were sitting up front, and my chest was agianst the back of Cory's seat.
When we were about to get out they both reliazed it,
and their expression was literally like " O__O"
I was so embarrassed D:
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my t-shirt was back inside out, so we went down a dark street and i took it of and changed back as a car went by hehe whoops
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My manager told me a joke on sunday it went as follows
Tanya: hey Paul, I gotta joke for you.
Paul: okies....
Tany: knock knock.
Paul: who's there?
Tanya: Ayeetmup.
Paul: Ayetetmup who?
much roflmao'ing ensued. (sound it out)
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I was singing in my church choir and I dropped my little bell (it was a Christmas song) and I bent over to pick it up, and then lost my balance and fell backwards on the stage. XD 'twas quite funny to some. :">
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I hit on my friend steve thinking he was my friend christine. They look the same from behind. >.<
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oki this is another joke hehe enjoy
my friend: whats a fishs dinner-fish bait, so if a fishs diner is fish bait whats a squids dinner.
me: squid bait
My firend: yes verys good, so if thoose are fish bait and squid bai whats a eye master dinner?
Me:((sncored)) ROFL
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*points at maxi* Did you even get that joke first time? I did
Which Is why I didn't say anything when you told me in Japanese O.o
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I get confused for a woman some times.
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When I was 15, I was always mistaken for a 12 yo. If I wasn't 6'3", people would think Im 15. I'm 17.
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omg yur a tall mofo.
I feel short whenever i stand next to my younger, and much taller friends (5'10" isn't short, is it?)
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*Stands Next To Paul* Same Height! hehe
The only other embarrassing thing I can remember doing was when I was about 6 years old or something like that, and i was running round this huge field (The Dover) being chased by Emma And Zeke (My two dogs, both passed away now though) and then suddenly i vanished because I have fallen down a badger hole which split the back on my jeans So I have i walk around with my undies showing
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:snicker: Alas, i onlso can relate to that.