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Creative Arts and Media => Creative Writing => Topic started by: XXxMaximuMXXx on August 12, 2008, 10:50:05 AM
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:P :sniffle: no one writting so im gunna give it a go!
one of many funny moments:
with mignight walking after school, it was summer holidays beggining and i had an extra ice cream "YAY" we were walking with iggy to when i thought of the comedy moments of when someone throws there ice cream forwards and the ice cream comes out ....i did it 3 times an on the third time it came out real fast and nearly splatted on the person infront o me....
Try and beat that!.....
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PFT, I have TONS of those :P
The most recent one was when I met up with my best friend Tahj, his girlfriend Ann-marie, and Basha( aka KuromiSuki ) at the Aventura Mall three days ago:
We were all messing around in the mall, running up the down elevator and vice versa xD
and I was giving Tahj a piggy-back ride while running through the food court, and then we went to Hot topic and started putting on Bras, Thongs, Skirts, etc. on Tahj xD
while rubbing a $20 bill on his chest and stomach.
:P
I love my Tahjie-kins
:'D
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I went to Mayfair (which is pretty much the biggest mall in Milwaukee) with my friend Kiernan a few weeks ago to get my Mac tower updated and get some stuff at hot topic or spencers or whatever. So, kiernan and I are just wandering around aimlessly and we get up to the spencers and we get into this huge conversationwith the manager how that spencers was better than the one at South ridge/gate (whatever). So, we turn to leave because we wer out of money by that pioint and she blows a fuse on us for not buying a ten dollar blanket! it was just crazy. We B-S'd her into thinking that we'd be back in twenty minutes with like, a hundred dollars or something. Funny thing was was, she believed us. Instead we went and got starbucks then picked up my back and went back to my place.
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:P Funny, Paul.
My mom and I were staining the back porch and Bear (dog) was outside with us. Well, he decided to come racing up the stairs and knock me into the banister. I lost my balance and went sliding; bump, bump, bump; all the way down the twenty-some odd steps inot the hot tub. Next thing I know, I'm sprawled next to it, with a knot the size of Texas on the back of my head, and I'm coverd in dog spit. Ew. :P
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^_^V Funny.
Did I ever tell any one here about the time I got caught sneeking in?
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cool...
when i was young my mum had one of thoose investigator poeple over who check on the kids and everything and i dissapered upstairs and came down with my mums bra on my head but the weird thing was the cup actually fitted my head. the women laughed and my mum bllushed and i wasn`t aloud my cookie!
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oh god! :peace: That is amaizing!!!
when i was a toddler, i used to hide toast. Whenever i was hungry I'd just go and get some that i had hid. My parents stopped giving me toast then. I had to finish anything i ate in front of them so that i wouldn't hide it.
I guess I was just a little animal back then.
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i set up a camera flash bulb circuit board on a teachers desk and we all waited for some retard to pic it up, and when they did, it shocked the heck out of them. lmao the class, and the teacher laughed.
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^thoose two are really good ones..but back to being a kid
mum had loads of little glass piggys ranging in size...and erm...like yopu paul i got hungry so each day one of thoiose little piggies dissapeared, mum thought she was going mad when she caught trying to get the big fast muma pig, she took me to the docs but i was fine-it would just..er...take its course and erm now the muma pig stares at me idly from my shelf for eating her little piggies...o.O i guess i was the big bad wolf girl muheheheh..he
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Ahahaha! That's funny Max. I used to eat my mom's collection of pennies and she would laugh at me when I burped orange colored bubbles out of my mouth. I guess it was the soap and the pennies... Hehe.
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^you ate pennies? haha wow. thats awesome
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lmao...
I used to eat pennies...while we played bingo we use pennies as markers...and sometimes i'd eat them o.o
Or...my old dog Bentley ((Basset Hound)) after my mom finished changing my little sisters diapers...he'd always go in to the trash can and eat them o.o.
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xD That's hilarious!
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heh i ate a 2p once...choking out side Mcds then it swallowed down while my eye twitched for like-half an hour- great fun.
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I used to hide every where whenI was young (four-five) and angry. One time, it took them (parents) so long to find me that I had to come out of my hiding spot to get some food. THat's when they found me.
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heh i did that but i went around following a dust mop that was alive...my mum found me at like 7:00 at night..whoopsi ^^
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:snicker: I called my sister Ginger just a little bit ago, (ginger is the family dog)
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xD That's the worst insult I've heard in years! :) She must be ticked.
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My mom calls me by our dogs' names all the time. :squish:
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yesterday me, FAng, iggs and Tweak and his bro were at cowes beach and the tide had made a tiny pool on the beach that me and FAng decided to play in. i splashed her when she sat in the water and she started running after me, so i ran into the deeper end but deep water and gravity never work so the guys watched in slow motion as i fell face first into the pool and Fang fell behind me. But there were theese kids there too who wanted to splash them, but ig uess when we fell in we kinda tidal waved them ....muhehehe
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My friends got a golden retriever pup and he peed on there daughter. :snicker:
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AHAHA sorry that comical...i had a dog that barked at its reflection thinking it was someother dog...
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My mom's little yorkie got trapped in a cardboard box while we weren't home. We walked inside and called his name and a cardboard box started heading towards us. Don't worry, he's fine.
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*points to maxis post about the beach thing*
Yeah I Killed my phone so now when i turn my phone on it likes to flash a lot, and the screen wont work any more...lucky my ipod survived though
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That's good.
I just realized that the shirt I'm wearing now was one of my ex boyfriends....
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^aha sucker!
i went up to this person in the street thinking it was my friend and was about to hug them when they turned around i kinda went "hel..ooooh..*cough*"
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One moment actually happend yesterday o:
I called Cory but he didnt answer so after a few mins when I hung up he picked up the phone,
and started doing the Grandma ShrayRay voice*.
Since I've only heard about "Grandma ShrayRay" and never heard "Her" I thought it might of been one of my grandma's friends.
So I kept saying "Umm Hello, whos this?"
and Cory just kept responding back: "Helllloo *Very old lady voice*"
Finally, after five minutes straight I realized it was him.
xD
and I was like "CORY YOU IDOIT! D:"
Grandma ShrayRay: This little inside joke made between Cory and our friend Bailey that I was told about.
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oh god! ^_^V
i was told that i was going to end up becoming a 1337 h4ckz0r of furums, because i'm a furry that hangs out with anti-furs. "BS!" I says, "Furry Pride!" I says. and then i fall on my ass because they hit the back of my mask and knocked it over my eyes. >.<
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unfortunate....
i walked into a door talking to my friend, and everyone looked at me as if i was a plonker
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I walked into a window at my grandparents church thinking it was one of the doors. >.<
my sis said i looked like: :squish:
floor to ceiling glass doors suck.
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i got stuck in the revolving doors...and when i was tiny i went down the escalators and mum houted aat me and came after me but fell over ON the escalator, so i came back up and as i passed her i waved and did my cheeky grin as she held everyone up..my friends mum was in hysterics
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I puked over a balcony and it landed in a guys soup. one of those, once in a million times things.
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I walked into a very clean sliding glass door today. After that, someone opened a door in the hallway at school while I wasn't looking and I ran into that too. Next I slid down a handrail and knocked over a freshman. o.o
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Ha's! i made my friend sit through a few furry youtube videos and she got scared. Upon asking her why she was freaking out she replied:
"Eugh!!!!! It's like they'd eat some one and keep smiling!"
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hehe....i whacked my mum gently when i was young but her friend grabbed my hand and said "dont YOU DARE! do that ever" and my face was like oh ****
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^^ Ha! Right, like we would eat someone and keep smiling. *noms a small child and smiles* XD
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I ran into a lamppost when I was younger...Thing is when I was just standing there the lamppost wasnt there I swear, but as soon as a started to run it did a Ninja and popped out of nowhere. O.o
Note To Everyone ~Beware Of Ninja Lamp posts~
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I just baught a pack of smokes of an eighteen year old friend of mine and her dad asked me if i had an id. I said no, every one laughed.
/\ and kind of freaked out
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Busted! XD
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It was all in goood humor though. I'm just glad he wasn't serious.
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Yesterday,
my peer counseling group had a bake sale.
So of course, on the microphone I was trying to get people to buy stuff, and a few other people were advertising and what not.
Then Cory started dancing..Horribly..To burn ones eyes out to be exact.
I then was like " o.o; . . . . If you don't buy anything Cory will keep dancing. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, BUY SOMETHING."
Ironically, we sold two brownies and one churro after that.
xD
ALSO, We started doing karokee!
:'D
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haha! i thought i was texting my friend-iggy-"were the hell are you" and i got a text back saying what..."the i rang her...got a confusing answer turned out...it was her mum. i was also sending pics so she was loike :O and i was like -kill meh now !!::
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/\ was busted.
i got fired the other day, pretty funny how it happened, depending on your sense of humor. at first it got me angry, but then i looked back on it and laughed.
okay, so here's what happened. monday night i was supposed to work three hours. but when i went in they had changed the schedule so i couldn't. well, i called my mom to get a ride and she got there just as the owners left. and they're the ones that set up the schedule. so she yelled at my manager and then drove me home, in quite a bad mood because she had to drive 1 mile to go pick me up. well... when we got home she had me go and grab the owners number and give it to her. so i did because she threatened me with no internets. well..... next day i get a call from my boss, "Paul, we're going to have to let you go."
"Alright, was it because of my ma'?"
"umm.... yeah."
"Alright, i'll bring in my shirt and hat."
well... now i'm jobless and i think it's just kind of funny how it all played out.
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^lol in a way...i guess ><
Erm...Me and my friends were at pzza hut<fang,Iggs> and I looked down and saw something i liked and shouted out "Yum dough BAllls!" peolple were like O.O