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Furry Chat => General => Topic started by: dragnmastralex on May 12, 2008, 04:42:21 AM
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ok here are 3 Godly jokes for you...
Godly Highway
There was once this biker that was so good he never committed a sin in his whole life, so God came down and told the biker "My son you have been such a shining example of what a Christian should be that I'm going to grant your hearts desire, any 1 thing you want I will grant to you". The biker thought about it for a minute and then told God "I want a highway that is perfect with no flaws and I want it to go everywhere stretching all the way around the world so that I can ride my bike all over the place". God with a worried look on his face responded "Of course I can grant this, but don't you think that is a bit materialistic? You can have anything at all with the vast knowledge of all that is you can know anything and be the wisest of all men". The biker hearing God's words thought again and responded "Ok God your on, I want to completely understand women and what they think and want". God then responded "Will that be 2 or 4 lanes?"
Praying for Money
Every day for 9 years a man prayed to win the lottery. His latest prayer went like this...
"Oh God your the creator and ruler of existence, nothing is beyond your powers. Mountains are just pebbles to you, a billion years is but a second to you, the oceans but a drop in your eyes. You can make the impossible possible and your so mighty you can just think what you want and it happens. So please God grant your servant what he desires and let me win the billion dollar lotto this week." God hearing this responds to the man "Why would you want this?" The man hearing God replied "Because I've had such a hard life. My wife is cheating on me with my boss, the neighbors all hate me and threaten to kick me out of the neighborhood, and I'm so deep in dept that it would take all that money just to get out." God replied "Oh ok my son, just give me a second."
Bigamist
One day a women in Texas was arrested for bigamy, when she appeared in court the judge ask her "Why did you marry 4 different men?"
The women replied "Your honor you have to understand I married them because the first was a billionaire, the second was a famous actor, the 3rd was an ordained minster, and the last was a credited undertaker." The judge puzzled asked "What does that have to do with it?" She responded "Well one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
I hope you enjoyed the humor, but if your offended lighten up.
Even God has a sense of humor, after all he made the platypus.
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The second one was great.
The third one was funny even if it didn't fit the same theme as the others.
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ROFL
I love eet! xD
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i liked the first one
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I'm a hardcore Christian and I got a chuckle out of these.
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haha lol
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those were pretty funny ^^
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I like the second one the best. I will be repeating that to my religious friends.
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First one. I think that anyone with a sense of humor can laught at these, even if they're christian. I still get chuckles at some of the anti-furry vids on youtube.