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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Romulan_Furry on August 19, 2016, 02:50:59 AM
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The premise of this game is simple - you pose a hypothetical scenario for the next poster to answer, and ask "How ****'ed/screwed/etc are you?" Really simple.
Now...
The Main Antagonist from the last game you played is now hunting you for reasons unknown. How ****'ed are you?
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You wake up in a hotel room, you hear the footsteps of a cleaning lady. The room is flooded by at least 13 inches of some stale tasting, awful smelling, pink liquid. The walls are covered in vomit and crusted ketchup and mustard. The room is filled with smoke from both beds being on fire. 5 days worth of eggs, pasta, pizza, and ranch dressing are all over you. You have a bill of 3120 from a tab of 120 hours with 26 dollars per hour with now money to pay for it. Broken glass and smoking tv sets float atop the liquid on the floor. How F***ed are you?
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I'm screwed hard enough for a lifetime I guess...
How screwed are you if your internet search history gets published online and given to all the people you know?
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Not very I guess...
My life would still be tolerable-
*looks at history*
Oh.
Very.
How f***ed are you if everysingle piece of furniture in your current place of residence came to Life and tried to kill you?
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So very ****ed. I'd be woefully outnumbered and underequipped...
The item to your right is now your only hope of survival and Zombies are banging at your door. How ****ed are you?
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1 pillow = entirely unbelievably f***ed
How f***ed would you be if you jumped off the tallest building in your current town or city?
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I would fall 69 meter, pretty dead actually.
How screwed are you if water level would globally rise 6 meters?
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None, oddly.
I live at the continental divide.
How f***ed are you if your neighbors organized a mob against you?
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Not at all, considering I have no neighbors XD
The protagonist from the last game you played is now your companion. You are both on the other end of the Black Mesa Facility moments after the resonance cascade that caused everything to go to hell. How ****ed are you?
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Well since the last game I've played was half life I think I'd be ok :D well still I don't have a suit and Gordon's taking all the Guns so I guess survival is a 50/50
Your running in place from a dog with rabies and a bomb on him. How f***ed are you?
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Beyond ****ed. I'm not going anywhere. *BOOM*
You find yourself in Minecraft with a wooden pickaxe and surrounded by creepers. How ****ed are you?
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Very because its been years since I played. *ded*
You find your self drowning in a bottomless pit of kittens.
HFAY?
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But if it is bottomless, don't I keep falling untill I die of starvation?
So I'm pretty much dead ^_^
You're holding a speech for a +1000 crowd and suddenly your biggest fear comes true, HFAY?
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Umm...
My biggest fear is being stranded in the middle of the ocean.
So no speech?
Yay but I'm f***ed.
The nearest piece of food or drink to you is the only thing that rains from the sky everywhere for the rest of eternity.
How f***ed are you?
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Id say ok...assuming that people have their favorite food and or drink near them...
You've just been told after you have drunk 15 bottles of water that every bathroom in the world is closed. HFAY
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First off I've never drank that much water in any time span.
But not as much, considering its nighttime in a super desolate area.
Outside.
HFAY if your pets revolt
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Not very I guess. I only have 3 and they're not that smart.
HFAY if the main villain from the last video game you played attacked you naiboor hood?
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Uhh very considering the last game I played was fable...
With the great evil and all that.
He takes over their world
And I have a tiny neigjnoor hood.
HFAY if you only could stand for the next six hours? (That means not sleeping or even sitting)
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Well depends can you move? if i could id say very considering i have a hard time standing still
HFAY when someone pushes you into a button that launches a nuke directly above your house whilst simultaneously destroying the button that can save you?
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No way out of this. I'm completely **censor**.
How **censor** are you if you suffer an illness that eventually make you mentally unstable and lose all reason?
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Well you can still fuction. Just need some help
HFAY when you take a dump...and no toilet paper for miles
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Well, not ****ed, but supremely irritated.
The item on your left is your only weapon, and your task is to eliminate the zombies in an infested area known as Ravenholm. How ****ed are you?
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I litteraly have on my left a closet filled with booze.
Now what?
The object on your right is going to defend you from an attacker attacking you with the object left from you.
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Object on right = Printer/Scanner.
Object on left = pillow.
Seems legit to say I'm gonna win that fight.
The last thing you drank is now flooding your house. How ****ed are you?
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Very. Pepsi in the nose (or any soda for that matter) hurts like hell
You wake up with two grenades without the pins in both hands and they are duct taped to you. HFAY
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Totally ****ed. 'Nuff said.
The last enemy faction you faced in a game or seen in a movie is now invading your home town/neighborhood. How ****ed are you?
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Kinda ****'ed. I was playing Minecraft and people were hitting eachother with their fists since there was a weapon ban.
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Yup, the eternal darkness would ruin my day.
The hero of the last actionmovie you saw is trying to kill you but the villain of the last kidsmovie you saw is going to protect you.
How screwed are you?
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(i mean the last action film i saw was suicide squad so its kind of hard to define heroes and villains, so i'll just do the one i saw before that)
Tarzan VS Syndrome, i'm pretty safe
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****ed. Eternal nothingness cannot be fought.
The last dragon villain you saw (from a game, movie, show or otherwise) is now attacking your neighborhood. How ****ed are you?
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Uhm.... Haven't S den a dragon around in a while.
O don't think I ever have.
I saW pieces the hobbit trilogy
So very ****ed
Smaug.
How **censor** Are You if a tsunami hit the closest coast
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Not ****ed at all. I'm nowhere near any coast.
The last starship you saw (again, games, movies, shows, etc) is now yours to command. You are facing down an Imperial Bellator-class Star Dreadnought. How ****ed are you?
(If you don't know what the ship is, here: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/4/44/Bellator-class_Star_Battlecruiser.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150607022317 (http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/4/44/Bellator-class_Star_Battlecruiser.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150607022317) )
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bring it on, space dorito
http://img01.deviantart.net/3e7e/i/2013/051/d/8/spaceballs___spaceball_one___3_4_view_by_jaythurman-d5vla00.jpg (http://img01.deviantart.net/3e7e/i/2013/051/d/8/spaceballs___spaceball_one___3_4_view_by_jaythurman-d5vla00.jpg)
you are in a fight with the hero of the last martial arts movie/game you saw/played, how ****ed are you?
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Totally ****ed, seeing as the last martial arts hero I saw was Steven Segal.
The item to your left is your weapon, the item to your right, your defense. You are trying to break out of the detention block of a Tal Shiar facility. How ****ed are you?
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I'm dead. All I have is an exercise ball and a blanket.
You turn into whatever animal you last thought of, and you have to survive in the wild. How screwed are you?