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Title: BEST burn you\'ve given?
Post by: Kara on March 24, 2016, 10:26:55 PM


Kid: Wow, you look horrible.
Me: Do I look like a mirror?

Guy: Your hair is messy
Me: Atleast your face is less ugly than yesterday.
Guy: was that a complement?
Me: What do you think?


These are pretty bad but-


Post Merge: March 24, 2016, 10:28:24 PM


Kid: Wow, you look horrible.
Me: Do I look like a mirror?

Guy: Your hair is messy
Me: Atleast YOUR hair is less ugly than yesterday.
Guy: was that a complement?
Me: What do you think?


These are pretty bad but-
Title: Re: BEST burn you've given?
Post by: Tina on March 24, 2016, 10:38:27 PM
This happened during a PvP match on an old game I played called wizard 101. I was like 10 years old just for reference and the guy I was facing a was complete jerk. He kept insulting me about the school of magic I was using and the fact that I kept throwing up shield spells but surprisingly enough it was an intense match because he was actually pretty good. A bunch of people even gathered to watch and I almost lost at couple points  but in the end victory was mine. The guy was of course pissed for losing and this is basically what was said over chat.

The guy: Your ******* shields! Your such a ******* noob!
Me: Who is the bigger noob? The noob or the noob that lost to him.

I didn't even realize than I had made a slight star wars reference then but I will never forget that burn moment.
Title: Re: BEST burn you've given?
Post by: Kara on March 24, 2016, 10:40:01 PM
Wizard 101? I LOVED THAT GAME! also, GOOD BURN M8!
Title: Re: BEST burn you\'ve given?
Post by: HyenaKing on March 25, 2016, 12:03:23 AM
Best burn i've given is when I accidentally set off a firecracker near me and set my arm aflame.
YEAH BURNS
Title: Re: BEST burn you\'ve given?
Post by: Ibi Tanvaal on March 29, 2016, 10:49:58 AM
This was in response to a fire alarm going off for the hundredth time in the first week of this semester.
Me: Is it just me or is there always a building on fire?
Guy: Nah, that's just my mixtape.
(I then listen to the mixtape for a few minutes)
Me: I can see why people would want to set the building on fire...