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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: Sub-Zero Knight on March 07, 2016, 09:44:24 PM
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Hello there everyone, welcome to the Kingdom of Random! This is a magical land of complete randomness, and it rains jellybeans! Pretty much everything is made of candy, and nothing else makes sense! Have fun! ^-^
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Viola walked in. "Not other furs, right?" she asked. "That would be going into places that are not supposed to happen outside of the Adult area..."
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Viola shielded herself with her tail and ate some jelly beans.
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Foxi held up a bucket and caught jellybeans in it. "Pervs..."
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Viola blushed darkly. "I... I'm not a pervert!" she said, hiding herself with her tail.
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Foxi looked at Viola. "I was talking mainly about Sandor. Not saying I'm not occasionly a bit perverted though."
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Viola thought for a moment, then shrugged. "I guess I'm a bit of a pervert in the hilarious sense," she said. "You know... double entendre and all that."
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Foxi ate a handful of jellybeans. "Heh."
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"Plus, there was that time that I got a jelly bean stuck in my navel and then I pulled it out and ate it," Viola said, shrugging and eating some more jelly beans. "Was that perverted?"
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"Eh, mostly likely not," Foxi said. "But in a way it could be." She tossed a jellybean into her mouth.
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Viola blinked. "...How so?" she asked, eating more jelly beans.
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Foxi shrugged. "I dunno. A major pervert would be able to find a way for to it be perverted. I'm just not perverted enough."
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Viola blushed a little and shrugged. "Well, either way, I don't think I'm going to be doing handstands during a jellybean rain again," she said, chuckling.
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Foxi giggled. "Honestly, I don't even know why it rains jellybeans." She walked over to Michen and gently pulled the jellybeans out of their fur.
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Viola walked over and helped to keep both Foxi and Michen non-pelted. "Maybe an umbrella would help?" she pondered aloud.
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Viola looked over at Foxi. "So... do we have umbrellas here?" she asked.
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"Somewhere," Foxi said. She then noticed the umbrellas conveniently located next to the three. "Oh, here we go." She grabbed one and handed it to Viola.
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"Somewhere," Foxi said. She then noticed the umbrellas conveniently located next to the three. "Oh, here we go." She grabbed one and handed it to Viola.
"Thanks," Viola said, opening the umbrella. "Looks like there's a special on for Michen as well."
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"Want me to help you with that?" Foxi asked Michen.
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Viola watched calmly, eating some jelly beans.
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Foxi opened the umbrella and handed it back to Michen. "There you go!"
(I accidentally marked all my notifications as read. O.O)
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(It happens. ^///^)
Viola smiled. "There... now we can explore freely!"
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"Yay!" Foxi said.
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"I think I can sort of translate that," Foxi said. "I'm guessing it was something like 'Let's go. Errr... what the?' But I'm not entirely sure."
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"Well, that I have no idea how to translate," Foxi said.
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Foxi shrugged. "I have no clue."
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Viola shrugged. "I suppose we'll just have to make things up as we go," she said, smiling widely.
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"Ok then!" Foxi said. She jumped down a random well for some reason.
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Viola looked at the well, shrugged, and jumped down after Foxi.
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Viola wondered when they would reach the bottom of the well.
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The three just kept falling nonstop.
"Apparently this well is bottomless..." Foxi said.
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Viola blinked. "Well, that's unfo... " Blinking, the hybrid lifted her shirt a little to find that there was another jelly bean lodged in her navel. ".... Okay, what the heck is up with that?!" she murmured, picking it out and pulling her shirt back down.
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Foxi was suddenly holding a black backpack. She opened it and about 10 cats jumped out.
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Viola thought for a moment. "... Do you think this will become like a waterslide?" she asked, eating the jelly bean.
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Foxi shrugged. "Who knows? Maybe it'll end up being a pool of lava that'll mark the demise of all three of us."
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Viola blinked. "...We should get out of here."
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"Agreed," Foxi said. She went into her dark form and grabbed Viola and Michen, then flew out of the well with them.
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Viola sighed in relief.
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Viola quickly snatched it with her free hand.
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Foxi kept flying whilst carrying Michen and Viola, way past the land.
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Foxi didn't reply. The maine coon-fox just continued flying.
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(Too late to join the madness? :?)
Fengo slowly crawled from the ground, covered in dirt. They seemed so confused, but cheerful. They ran up to Foxi with twinkling green eyes. "Hi! Do you know where I am?!" It asked, seeming over excited like a child.
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Viola stared. "How did you crawl out of the ground in midair?!" she asked.
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"Because logic!...Wait, isn't there no logic here? Or is that logic?" Fengo looked confused now.
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"Who needs logic? Just join the madness and dank memes!" Foxi said cheerfully as always.
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"Does that mean I can have MLG glasses?!" Fengo cheered, they seemed happy with this now, despite plummeting down a hole with strangers.
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"We all can!" Foxi said with a grin as she passed out MLG shades to everyone, then put some on herself.
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Viola put them on. "Okay, I suppose that he... wait, hold on." Viola lifted her shirt enough to take a look at her navel. ".... Okay, what the hell?!" she said, pulling out another jelly bean.
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"Can I ahve the jelly bean?" Fengo asked, placing the shades on his face.
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"Wow, what's with those jellybeans?" Foxi muttered to herself. The now black-and-white vixen took a look around. "Hey.... anyone realize we're falling again?"
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"Yes you can," Viola said, handing it to Fengo. "And... well, that's strange. We are."
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Fengo ate it, "Tis best not to question it."
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Viola cocked an eyebrow. "The fact that we're falling or the fact that jelly beans keep magically appearing in my belly button?"
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"Both." They cackled.
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Viola nodded slowly "O...Okay."
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Viola shrugged and followed suit.
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Foxi spread her gorgeous, beautiful, maginificent, elegant, dazzling raven-like wings and landed on the ground so gracefully that it could bring a tear to the eye of the toughest pro wrestler.
In reality, she thrashed and flailed clumsily in midair until she faceplanted on the bottom of the well with a splash and a thud.
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Viola bellyflopped into the water, grunting in discomfort. "Damn," she said, standing up and shaking dry. "That sucked." There were a bunch of jelly beans where she had landed.
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"Well, now how are we gonna get out?" Foxi asked. "I'd say I could fly us out, but there's not nearly enough room in here to spread my wings far enough to do that." The vixen sighed and went back to her normal form.
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"Well, now how are we gonna get out?" Foxi asked. "I'd say I could fly us out, but there's not nearly enough room in here to spread my wings far enough to do that." The vixen sighed and went back to her normal form.
Viola wringed out her shirt, then blinked as she noticed the jelly beans. "... I might have a crazy idea," she said, tying her shirt back so that her belly showed.
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"... Hm... go on..." Foxi said.
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Fengo finally caught up, landing on their face next to the pile. Surprisingly, they were okay with this as they stood up groaning. "My fat broke my fall." They shrugged.
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Viola was knocked into the water again; when she got up, there were more jelly beans in the water. "Right," she said, shaking dry. "Let me test something..." Reaching down, the hybrid jammed the heels of her palms into her abdomen on either side of her belly button. As she did, a short stream of jelly beans shot out of her navel and smacked against the wall of the well. "... I have no idea how I was suddenly able to do this, but I can apparently produce jelly beans or something...?"
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Viola blushed. "That'll happen with the black ones," she said.
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Foxi sat up and shook herself, spattering the others with water and causing her tail to poof out.
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"With any luck, we can get out by using this," Viola said, pointing at her navel. "If I can make enough jelly beans come out...."
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Viola nodded, sighing and lowering her ears. "Yeah... I do have... er... a plan about that," she said, not seeming to be looking forward to it.
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"What's the plan?" Foxi asked, obviously unhappy about the closed-in space from how she was pacing back and forth.
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Viola sighed, then looked at Foxi. "Um... how fast can you punch?" she asked, looking uneasy.
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"Decently fast," the cat hybrid replied with a flick of her long, fluffy tail.
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Viola nodded, then braced herself, tightening her midriff. "Okay... Punch me in the gut on either side repeatedly," she said, looking nervous. "Just be careful... you might end up turning me into a furry machine gun."
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"Alright." Foxi began punching Viola on either side of her stomach as fast as she could repeatedly like she'd instructed.
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Wincing hugely, Viola held her ground as a steady stream of jelly beans started shooting out of her navel and filling the well. "It... it's working...."
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"Yay, we're saved!" The vixen continued punching the jellybeans out of Viola.
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Viola, despite the pain she was in, managed to grab Michen's scruff and pulled him along as they all began to rise out of the well.
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Viola clung on like a dead person.
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Foxi kept punching Viola until they were out of the well.
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Once they were finally out, Viola set Michen on the safe ground and immediately doubled over, clutching her stomach and moaning in agony. "W...Well, we're out," she managed, flashing Foxi a weak smile. "Am... Am I bleeding at all?"
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"Hmm... let's see." The catfox checked to see if Viola was bleeding.
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A small plume of smoke trailed out of the hybrid's navel, which looked rather sore. However, she was not bleeding.
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Unnoticed by the others, someone else stood at the well. "So, um, what just happened? My well is now full of jellybeans!" Rufu says, both confused and annoyed.
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Viola flushed and looked up. "Wha...?"
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"My well, it's full o jellybeans!" Rufu repeats.
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Untying her shirt, Viola quickly tugged it down past her navel. "Well... those things happen," she said, giving Rufu an awkward grin. "It was raining them earlier!"
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"Eh, true. So, what brings you here?" Rufu asks.
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"Cupcakes!" Foxi replied, her long, fluffy tail wagging. The catfox was now back in her normal form, stuffing her face with cupcakes.
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Viola chuckled. "Yes... Cupcakes," she said, picking one up and peeling the wrapper off. However, instead of eating the cupcake, she put the wrapper in her mouth first and chewed on that to get the cake residue off.
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"Cupcakes are always good," Rufu starts to eat one.
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Foxi ate another cupcake, then looked at herself in a random handmirror that had appeared out of nowhere. "Hmm... Why do I switch between forms all the time anyway?" She switched back to her other form. "This one's obviously better. My tail is longer and fluffier in this one, plus I have wings!" She spread her large, feathered black wings and flew in circles.
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Foxi suddenly crashed into a tree.
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Viola, having previously finished her cupcake, ran over. "Are you okay?" she asked, offering Foxi a hand up.
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Foxi took Viola's hand and stood up. "I'm alright." She then looked at Michen. "I have no idea."
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Viola thought for a second, then put both hands up and smiled, holding up seven fingers. "How many fingers am I holding up?" she asked.
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Foxi blinked. "Hmm... 21..?" she said in a distant-sounding voice. "Whoa... how did you clone yourself like that...?"
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Viola blinked. "Right... Foxi, I think it's about time you took a seat," she said, gently putting an arm around Foxi's shoulders and helping her to sit back down.
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Foxi giggled. "Look at the flying rainbow kitties! They're so rainbowy!" She paused, turning to look at her wings. "Ooh look, I have the feathery thingies too! They're so prettyyyy!" She giggled again.
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Viola sighed and began to look over Foxi's head, for although there really were airborn multicolored felines, the way that Foxi was talking was definitely worrisome.
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"WAIT! I'm late for toast class! Hehehe~" Foxi fell back, giggling hysterically. "It's so fluffyyyyy!"
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Viola, with a heavy sigh, attempted to enter Foxi's mind and sort things out through meditation.
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Foxi's mind was a mansion filled with cats and a few strawberry pies... and various anime characters. Definitely not what one would normally picture another's mind as, but it WAS Foxi, after all.
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Viola blinked. "Right... looks like I've got some searching to do," she muttered, starting to walk around in Foxi's mind.
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There were too shadowy figures watching Viola. One had the shape of a rather fluffy cat, while the other seemed to be a fox. They both crept closer to Viola, following her every move.
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There were too shadowy figures watching Viola. One had the shape of a rather fluffy cat, while the other seemed to be a fox. They both crept closer to Viola, following her every move.
Viola, noticing this, kept an eye on them using her peripherals.
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The two figures gradually became more visible. One was a black cat with white ears, the other was a white fox with black ears. Both of them had bright green eyes. They continued to watch Viola, saying nothing.
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Meanwhile, Foxi just was flying in circles. "Pink! It needs more pink." She fell right out of the sky. "GAH! THE RAINBOW TREES ARE EATING THE DOGS AGAIN!"
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Viola did not reply, because she was meditating.
Viola, in Foxi's head, wondered if maybe she should address the odd figures.
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They glanced at eachother, before returning their gazes back to Viola.
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Viola carefully raised a hand in greeting. "Um... hello."
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They both simple nodded in greeting. Like Katsuro, it seemed that they preferred not to speak, despite being fully capable of talking.
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Viola nodded back. "So... um... I'm trying to help Foxi," she replied. "Do you know where I should go in here to do that?"
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They both nodded. "When she fell like that, all of her memories got messed up and blended into one another," the cat replied. "And it affected her personality as well," the fox added. "Which could become dangerous to everyone. Now that all the aspects to her personality are no longer balanced, her reactions to things will be highly unpredictable. She could go from being cheerful to aggressive in a matter of seconds." "But we aren't sure exactly how it happened, and so we don't know how to fix it," the cat said.
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They both nodded. "When she fell like that, all of her memories got messed up and blended into one another," the cat replied. "And it affected her personality as well," the fox added. "Which could become dangerous to everyone. Now that all the aspects to her personality are no longer balanced, her reactions to things will be highly unpredictable. She could go from being cheerful to aggressive in a matter of seconds." "But we aren't sure exactly how it happened, and so we don't know how to fix it," the cat said.
Viola nodded. "Alright... What do you need to know?" she asked.
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"Well, it could be useful to know exactly how she's been acting," the cat said, her tail flicking lightly. The fox twitched his ears, nodding to the cat's statement. "Yes, then we can detirmine exactly what stage she's at."
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Viola thought. "Well... she's speaking nonsense and flying around in circles," she said, looking at the pair.
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"Oh boy... this is worse than we thought," the cat said. "Er... does she happen to have her scythe, by any chance?"
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Viola shrugged. "She might've... is that bad?"
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"YES!" the cat shrieked. "SHE'S A REAPER! NORMALLY, LIKE OTHER REAPERS, SHE ONLY KILLS PEOPLE WHO ARE SCHEDULED TO DIE... BUT NOW SHE'S JUST GOING TO GO AROUND AND KILL EVERYONE SHE SEES!"
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Shoon catches foxi by the hair spins her around "well what are you doing here? Your head is all messed up, no worries i can fix that!" Shoon slaps he twice and pushes her forhead and chest with his arms sending an orange shockwave through her body "there that will fix it!" He drops an uncouches foxi to the floor before droping himself.
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Viola widened her eyes. "Right... So what do we d-" Suddenly, the hybrid was bowled over in Foxi's head by the actions outside of Foxi's body. "What the heck?!"
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All of a sudden, Sybil appeared in the land. "Huh, that's not right.... Hmm?" The crat noticed Michen and cocked her head. "What in the hell...?"
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shoon crashes on his back mumbeling stuff about how giant lasers are falling from the sky and protocol skyfall.
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Foxi rubbed her head and glared at Shoon. "What was that for?!" the shinigami hissed. She seemed to be unaware of her previous state of insanity.
The cat and the fox crashed into one another. "Gah! What the..." the fox muttered, rubbing his head.
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"Well, one would say your mind was *hicupe* messed up from a strong hit on the hit on the head, plus somebody was fiddeling with something in there, she is *hicupe* siting there" *points towords cifero, still on his back*.
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Cifero was gently snoozing nearby, clearly asleep.
Viola suddenly snapped awake and stared up. "...Foxi, are you okay?!" she asked.
Sybil slowly approached Michen and the clock.
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Stopping a few inches away from the clock, Sybil knelt down to see if she could determine anything about the clock and/or its purpose.
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Bricket suddenly comes in whilst doing a cartwheel and looks at the clock; "have you tried turning it off and on again?", he asks to Cifero
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Bricket suddenly comes in whilst doing a cartwheel and looks at the clock; "have you tried turning it off and on again?", he asks to Cifero
Somehow, Bricket's question was diverted to the proper recipient, Sybil... though the mistake was easy to make since both were crats. "I'm not sure if it's that kind of clock," she murmured, gently tracing the lines nearest her without making actual contact.
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Sybil looked over at Michen as he spoke. "Something's under you, it seems.... don't move..."
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soon stands up and walks towards michen slowly "why shouldn't *hicupe* he move? where is the fun in that?"
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"well lets see what happens when i do this!" shoon picks up michen and waves him around to see if the clock moves with him.
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"oh yeah sorry" shoon puts michen down "just wanted to check what happens, but lets see if i can give you something in return..." shoon starts to rambel quietly as he puts his right hand in the left sleeve and searches for something, he gets his hand out "one moment" he sits down so you can see his legs puls his arms in and puts down his head and disappiers but the coat stays the way it is.
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Sybil blinked and walked over. "So... do you have any idea what this clock does, Michen?" she asked, examining it yet again.
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Foxi suddenly screeched and shot up into the air, leaving a cloud of black feathers behind her from how hard she was flapping her wings. Her ears were all the way down and her eyes were stretched wide, the fur on her long tail fluffed all the way out. She appeared to have been spooked by something.
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Sybil's gaze shot up to Foxi, her body tensing up. "That's not a good sign.... Come on, Michen."
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Foxi had landed, but she was tightly curled up into a ball, shivering.
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shoon walks to foxi and sits next to her "everything alright? do you need anything?"
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Cifero, being asleep, ignored Michen, but Sybil ran over to Foxi, seeing if she needed help as well.
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Foxi's only response was a small, shaky whimpering noise.
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"look unless you say something we cant exacly help you" shoon said in a calm tone.
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Foxi hid her face under her tail, only the tip of her blunt, shorter-than usual muzzle poking out from under it.
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"listen if you need help we are here for you, whatever happend we can workout something"
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Foxi suddenly sat up. "Ciel!" she hissed. "Get out here and take a message to Kyro!"
A little brown cat with pink patches around his eyes, a pink muzzle, white paws, a pink tailtip, red heart-shaped outlines connected to red swirls on his body, and a red bow around the base of his tail trotted up, a notepad and pen in his mouth.
"Tell her to get over here right this instant-- and bring Katsuro and Karasu!" Foxi growled without turning around. She watched as the kitten nodded and wrote something on the pad of paper, then ran off with it in his mouth.
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"hm this is gonna be interesting, in the mean time im gonna build a pillow fort!" shonn stands up and walk a copule steps away and begins to build a small hut from pillow the surfuce from the ground.
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Ciel returned and sat in front of Foxi, adjusting the pale purple scarf he wore on his neck.
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Sybil watched on respectfully, curious about what was transpiring.
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Suddenly a white kitsune with light gray hair, a gray trenchcoat, red eyes and only three tails rather than nine walked up, followed by a feral silver-and-white eastern dragon with one red eye and one blue eye, and an odd-looking silver-and-white creature with hair that started out dark gray and gradually turned white on top of its head, small wings on its back and even smaller ones under its large, long ears, and two eastern dragon-like tails; also a feral. Its bright green eyes were clouded, indicated that the creature was blind.
Foxi watched them approach. "Hi Katsuro! Hi Karasu! Hi Kyro!"
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Sybil watched the approach of the newcomers. "Greetings," she murmured, raising a hand.
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As the strange creature approached, more details became visible. It had long, white horns, and tufts of gray-tipped white feathers on the back of the forelegs; though the hindlegs had tufts of dark gray fur. She also wore a golden key with a black string around her neck. "Greetings," she replied. "I am Kyro Cloudwatcher." Katsuro, the kitsune, waved shyly, and Karasu simply dipped her head, her mismatched eyes narrowed as always.
Foxi began to approach the three, her face solemn but her green eyes glittering with excitement. She couldn't hold back from giving a small grin.
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"alright what is happening?" shoon asked wondering.
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Sybil bowed gently. "...Cloudwatcher?"