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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Proto Triose on March 07, 2016, 09:08:59 AM
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What did that furry do that the cops disliked so much?! By now you all know the game. :D
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Dj at an illegal party.
(at least I see that.)
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Poked a police officer in the eye with their ear.
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^ Stalked the night way too much. Stalking is a crime. You shouldn't stalk. I mean unless they're -really- attractive. Then maybe stalking will make them love you. Who knows?
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^For believing Twilight was meant as a relationship guide XP
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Arrested by 4chan members for being a normie and wearing a fedora
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^ thought he was funny, but officers weren't in the mood...
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^preaching and claiming they are a god
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^ thought he was a hero
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Ripped tag off mattress.
Edit: oh dang it I don't have an avi.
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^Telling the court that they can't see them, so they don't exist.
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^ Asked an undercover if they wanted to buy lucky rabbit feet. Arrested for murder of multiple bunnies.
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^ noise complaint
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^ Indecent exposure
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^ looking sketchy
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^Jailed for blaspheming
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^offering kids doritos and mountain dew <.< >.>
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^ helped a robbery in progress by potatoe-gunning the officer in charge.
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^ walked across the street when he wasn't suppose to AND with his headphones on
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^ Claiming he was God :S
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^ Claiming he was God :S
SHE.
^ didn't wear pants to work... She didn't understand what they meant by casual.
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^ Caused a cult to riot. She was just too much for her subjects
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^ Wore an illegal amount of the cologne Sex Panther.
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/\ Self advertised their book
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^ tried to SWAT prank
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^ Released nerve gas in a hospital
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^ was taking pictures of random people
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^ raised one to many cult followings
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something to do with ductape, fire and cheese?
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^ Tried to start a protest group that got way out of hand, ending in a Fight Club, ten boxes of donuts, a taser, and a parakeet. Authorities are still not sure how those items managed such chaos. Dubbed a mastermind criminal.
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^ caused a car accident because the blond in his hair blinded the drivers
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^carring a gun with no carry permit
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^ Too sexy for his clothes. Too sexy for his clothes. Too sexy by far.
And that's illegal.
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^ sprayed paint his nerf gun to look real, really scared people and the police got pissed.
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^ Zaieda was arrested due to illegal activities within a cult she obviously started.
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^ forgot where the getaway car was parked
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^ landed on the 'go to jail' spot in monopoly.
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^ Misunderstood the point of Sorry, destroyed the board and cried "Take that, mortals!"
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Lead a band of pirates who set music.
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When a cop was saying move along you said "bet u love to move deez nutz along
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^ pointed their guns at a cop accidentally, was taxed and tackled as they were having spasms while yipping XD
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^ Spun around with two bananas and pretended to shoot police officers while squirting ketchup at them
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^ Cut in line and her horns took out a anthro's eye.
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Went around dressed as possessed insane asylum inmate scaring the crap out of people.
(Cause I remember you told me you had worked a haunted house on Halloween. :P)
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^ Decided to become a stereotypical alien.
(Yes, I love working there. Hopefully it goes on this year~)
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Didn't like my new sona so I threw her in jail. :P
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^ Misled the president into thinking she was a little black Mage. Couldn't perform with so many people watching.
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^ For having hair that makes him look too floofy to be safe for the public ^_^
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^ people admired her eyes and it often got them in accidents because they wouldn't look away.
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Child sacrafice
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Too cool for (law) school :P
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^ hacked into the pentagon and gave them all fursonas. They liked it, but didn't want to admit it. You know how they are - erase all evidence.
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^ When an anthro was about to jump off the building, the police tried talking him down. Proto yelled "JUST DO IT" wasn't a good time to joke around...
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Ate a stray cat
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^ Didn't do anything about a stray cat being eaten
(Fallen's been a well accomplished theif for years, LOL)
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Being an accomplished thief means not getting caught.. unless it's for the completely unrelated crime of speeding.
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The only answer you got was "NDAA"
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^eaten by shia lebouf
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Spray painted his nerf guns
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Got a t-shirt cannon, filled it with potatoes and started shooting people with the potatoes
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/\ Tried breakdancing in a modern art gallery
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Stared at people until they got too uncomfortable
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Stalked some fur
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^pretended not to exist
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(That's because werda verda don't exist. Officially at least...)
Arrested for assault. He was supposed to use pepper :P
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^ tried to pull a prank on the police officer
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(Maybe... :P )
Used her tail as a whip
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^ Had one too many modern lives. Identity theft is a crime.
I will never able to stop singing "Rocco's modern life!" Every time. X.x
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tried to claim the police station as territory the way all dogs do ^_^
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^ choked people with his scarf.
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^ Just choked people with her hands o.O
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^ illegally nommed nah floofeh tail
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^ Sent troops from Earth to coordinates with a malfunctioning stargate
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^Tried to claim buildings from a moving car
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^ was caught selling oranges to blind kids, claiming they were apples
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^ for possesing ilegal beauty
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^ wasn't being fair
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^ didnt wanna huggle styxx. After being tossed in jail the judge aka styxx tossed the pillow at her XD
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^for smuggling prescription health medication to elderly in needy third world countries
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^ Dug up graves to find the treasure he buried
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*shhh or you don't get any*
^duct taped live stock to cars around town
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^ revealed that Trump was staying at his hotel, which resulted in an assassination. Charged with not revealing the information sooner.
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^was the one who sold me the info, charged because he tried making me pay for it
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^got trapped in a money bag and they thought you were trying to steal it
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^filled a cop car with doenuts
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( XD you know me better than you think my friend )
^ started pushing over mall cops
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^ Tried to hug everyone at once, ended up spawning Vinny clones and overrunning the world with Vinnies. Got arrested by Vinny for hugging Vinny when Vinny didn't want hugs, and Judge Vinny was biased against Vinny.
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^Being an adorable puppy, he thought he would be able to get away with tripping people up.
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^ tried to steal the jewel of the forest but tripped on a tree root and accidently smashed it plunging the forest into eternal darkness
(lol auto correct made a funny mistake
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^ Pretty sure he meant the jewel of the forest, but made the wolfie laugh so hard he almost died.
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^For being so adorable that such adorableness was declared illegal for public safety
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^ using his scarf to choke people.
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^ are the last doughnut while taunting the cops as they ate it XD
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Kidnapped kittens and sold them overseas
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^they, they........broke the law...
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^ Being far too fabulous.
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^ ran around an elementary school scaring children
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^ Showed up to stop the scary Grrx; thought the cops were there for them and got into fisticuffs with the police.
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^ Didn't pay his 'Adorable puppy' tax on time.