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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Proto Triose on March 07, 2016, 01:22:26 AM
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Or maybe you are! But I want to see what ridiculous and funny things you'd love to do, if you had kids. Now, they don't have to be realistic and you wouldn't necessarily DO them, but what would be fun? I'll start with two.
I would want my wife to say "What if he wants to dance instead of play sports with his friends?" So I could do the scene from Scrubs and say "He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine! S. A. F. E."
And teach your kid the wrong name for every color so the teachers think they're all screwed up. Like, tell them the color red is purple. So they argue about it with the teacher. "That's not red, my daddy said it was purple!"
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I'd probably raise my kids in a very.. open way? Probably if I were a parent, I would start teaching them at a really early age!
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I'd punch my kid every time we drove past a fast-food restaurant so they'd never want to eat there.
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"Daddy, what are those flashing red lights on top of those poles?"
Now, there's good parenting and explaining that they're so airplanes don't fly too low. The fun parenting - "That's the government. Watching. Always watching."