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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Farewell on October 29, 2015, 04:47:21 AM
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Out of boredom I created this thread, So who can make the best Pun and Jokes! So let the games begin! Eh~
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•Don't cause drama
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss
XD
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thor was playing on his piano and he accidentally hit the Low Key
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Out of boredom I created this thread, So who can make the best Pun and Jokes! So let the games begin! Eh~
~Rules~
•Stay on topic
•No double posts
•No pictures
•Don't cause drama
[/size]What topic are we staying on? XD[size=78%]
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*facepaw* (the post from earlier was a pun zaida XD)
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How quickly can a snowman melt away?
In snow time at all.
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I shall show myself out.
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Why do chickens cross roads? They always look at their clucks (oh god these are terrible)
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What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
(https://4d0850cecf2c5ce919d5-17b283ac00835b5ced4db83c898330a1.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/6053343_pun-dog_8a3d08dc_m.jpg?bg=8D837C)
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Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
I always felt that broken windows were a pane...
I would wear luminescent clothing to all my exams because it made me brighter.
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What do you say to light colored clothes? you aint that dark. x3
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I know it's cheesy for using the internet
But I still feel Grate
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The gun who invented the bloody number zero
Thanks for nothing,
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These puns are cold
Zaida you need to chill out
Those rules are frigid
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i did nazi that coming but i bet jew did
im not sorry
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You don't need that spine.... Its holding you back. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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My friend drowned... I did not sea that coming...
That was terrible...
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What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrr? No! T'was the sea!
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You must be a pickle, because I relish our friendship
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Me: That's actually a girl
Dad: What?
Me: The monkey
Dad: So it's a girlilla
Me: T_T
Dad: XD
This is a true story
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I went ice skating last Thursday.
Tell ya what: I couldn't run warm for it!
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Really? Should've thought of something more punny...
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Wait watt are you saying? Do you perhaps think I can't come up with better stuff? Then let's get down to business.
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Yea, I totally agree... Fur real! :3
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Lemme test your range, ranger!
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You called her Winey, I called Hermione
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This pun is Asriel as it gets!
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I generally find plastic windows to be a real a pane
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*In the bread aisle of a shop*
I loaf this Bread! I'm crumbing for the baguettes.
Rye are you asking about the bread?
I'm so bready, I'm toasted and cobpletely bready to face the baker.
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wow...
Well. I think I should work on my pun skills a little. They aren't, well, punny enough.
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I go to buy a burrito, but then someone knocks it out of my bud's hands, spilling it onto the ground, I then reply with the most punny threats ever, "Listen here, Chimichanga: if you chipot-lay one habanero on my burrit-bro I will crush olive your hopes and creams' you better believe I'm going to show you the 9 layer dips of hell, because when I'm done with you, jack, you'll know this is nacho kind of day, because if you pick a fajita with him, ol' gorditio supreme here is going to serve you a sizzling slice of quesadill' ass-kicking with a side of mal momento!"
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Puns? I mean, have you seen how cool and chill I am? I don't need no puns, all I need is some warm hugs ^_^
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I hate magazines about ocean life. All they ever have are current events.
My salt scores aren't very good at work. I thought the good comments would be cumin in all day, but so far I've only had a few peppered remarks. One lady got mad because I asked for her ID, and who would cardamom? Camphor the life of me understand. Some sage advice? Take your thyme thinking about what to say. Make sure you're season every opportunity, or thistle be the end of your career. Some of you might not like that advice, but I mint well. I better stop currying on, or you all will pun-ish me. I need to saffron of these for later, anyway.
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Man why the food jokes? There are a lot of other objectives on the planet to macarena some iron-ic punches with! And it's not just the amoeba, it's aqua-lity too!
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We OTTER stop doing this. You may think your puns are PAWsome, but it might make others FURious. I wouldn't want a CATastrophic incident to happen uPAWN us.
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Me: "So, Rihanna, why are you getting back together with Chris Brown?"
Rihanna: "Beats Me"
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Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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WoW... LoL.
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Should I really do this? Am I doing the right thing now? Well, I guess that it's the only thing left to do, why not? :P
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Take the middle path. It'll help. You'll sea.