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Title: Pun Game!?
Post by: Farewell on October 29, 2015, 04:47:21 AM
Out of boredom I created this thread, So who can make the best Pun and Jokes! So let the games begin! Eh~
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•Don't cause drama
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Post by: Dontier_S on October 29, 2015, 12:12:07 PM
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss

 XD
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Post by: Synomance Blake on November 02, 2015, 12:54:27 PM
thor was playing on his piano and he accidentally hit the Low Key
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Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 03, 2015, 04:16:37 PM

Out of boredom I created this thread, So who can make the best Pun and Jokes! So let the games begin! Eh~
~Rules~
•Stay on topic
•No double posts
•No pictures
•Don't cause drama

[/size]What topic are we staying on? XD[size=78%]
Title: Re: Pun Game!?
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 03, 2015, 05:06:37 PM
*facepaw* (the post from earlier was a pun zaida XD)
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Post by: Grovygrunge on November 03, 2015, 08:33:33 PM
How quickly can a snowman melt away?


In snow time at all.


...


I shall show myself out.
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Post by: Synomance Blake on November 03, 2015, 10:49:24 PM
Why do chickens cross roads? They always look at their clucks (oh god these are terrible)
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Post by: SirSteel on November 03, 2015, 10:55:42 PM
What kind of cheese is made backwards?






Edam.

























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Post by: MrRazot on November 03, 2015, 10:57:33 PM
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
He had no body to go with!


I always felt that broken windows were a pane...


I would wear luminescent clothing to all my exams because it made me brighter.
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Post by: ENOJI Kengura on November 04, 2015, 07:39:31 PM
What do you say to light colored clothes? you aint that dark. x3
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Post by: Synomance Blake on November 05, 2015, 07:20:29 AM
I know it's cheesy for using the internet


But I still feel Grate
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Post by: Celestial_Dragon on November 11, 2015, 12:12:08 PM
The gun who invented the bloody number zero


Thanks for nothing,
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Post by: Wolxikin on November 11, 2015, 02:30:20 PM
These puns are cold
Zaida you need to chill out
Those rules are frigid
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Post by: lonewolfthesniper on December 05, 2015, 04:32:48 AM
i did nazi that coming but i bet jew did


 im not sorry
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Post by: [INACTIVE] on December 06, 2015, 08:49:15 AM
You don't need that spine.... Its holding you back. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on January 02, 2016, 06:59:29 PM
My friend drowned... I did not sea that coming...

That was terrible...
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Post by: Oanta on January 09, 2016, 04:06:37 AM
What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrr? No! T'was the sea!
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Post by: Wolxikin on January 09, 2016, 05:41:23 PM
You must be a pickle, because I relish our friendship
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Post by: 138 on January 09, 2016, 05:46:49 PM
Me: That's actually a girl

Dad: What?

Me: The monkey

Dad: So it's a girlilla

Me:  T_T

Dad:  XD

This is a true story
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Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 29, 2016, 08:19:49 PM
I went ice skating last Thursday.
Tell ya what: I couldn't run warm for it!
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Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 29, 2016, 08:29:23 PM
Really? Should've thought of something more punny...
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Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 29, 2016, 08:38:30 PM
Wait watt are you saying? Do you perhaps think I can't come up with better stuff? Then let's get down to business.
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Post by: Riddle on January 30, 2016, 04:43:23 PM
Yea, I totally agree... Fur real! :3
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Post by: Ara Av-Toa on January 31, 2016, 07:07:38 PM
Lemme test your range, ranger!
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Post by: Synomance Blake on February 22, 2016, 11:32:52 AM
You called her Winey, I called Hermione
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Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on February 22, 2016, 11:49:52 AM
This pun is Asriel as it gets!
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Post by: MrRazot on February 22, 2016, 05:14:48 PM
I generally find plastic windows to be a real a pane
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Post by: Lillith on February 22, 2016, 05:50:15 PM
*In the bread aisle of a shop*
I loaf this Bread! I'm crumbing for the baguettes.
Rye are you asking about the bread?
I'm so bready, I'm toasted and cobpletely bready to face the baker.

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Post by: Ara Av-Toa on February 24, 2016, 07:08:00 PM
wow...


Well. I think I should work on my pun skills a little. They aren't, well, punny enough.
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Post by: Razuel on March 19, 2016, 09:08:05 PM
I go to buy a burrito, but then someone knocks it out of my bud's hands, spilling it onto the ground, I then reply with the most punny threats ever, "Listen here, Chimichanga: if you chipot-lay one habanero on my burrit-bro I will crush olive your hopes and creams' you better believe I'm going to show you the 9 layer dips of hell, because when I'm done with you, jack, you'll know this is nacho kind of day, because if you pick a fajita with him, ol' gorditio supreme here is going to serve you a sizzling slice of quesadill' ass-kicking with a side of mal momento!"
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Post by: Riddle on March 21, 2016, 08:03:12 AM
Puns? I mean, have you seen how cool and chill I am? I don't need no puns, all I need is some warm hugs ^_^
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Post by: Proto Triose on March 21, 2016, 10:45:22 AM
I hate magazines about ocean life. All they ever have are current events.

My salt scores aren't very good at work. I thought the good comments would be cumin in all day, but so far I've only had a few peppered remarks. One lady got mad because I asked for her ID, and who would cardamom? Camphor the life of me understand. Some sage advice? Take your thyme thinking about what to say. Make sure you're season every opportunity, or thistle be the end of your career. Some of you might not like that advice, but I mint well. I better stop currying on, or you all will pun-ish me. I need to saffron of these for later, anyway.
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Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 22, 2016, 07:09:28 PM
Man why the food jokes? There are a lot of other objectives on the planet to macarena some iron-ic punches with! And it's not just the amoeba, it's aqua-lity too!
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Post by: Rocco Rex on March 29, 2016, 06:30:48 PM
We OTTER stop doing this. You may think your puns are PAWsome, but it might make others FURious. I wouldn't want a CATastrophic incident to happen uPAWN us.
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Post by: Dubaku on March 30, 2016, 05:39:25 AM
Me: "So, Rihanna, why are you getting back together with Chris Brown?"


Rihanna: "Beats Me"


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Post by: [INACTIVE] on March 30, 2016, 06:13:35 AM
 Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my   electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm   positive."
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Post by: Ara Av-Toa on March 30, 2016, 01:52:44 PM
WoW... LoL.
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Post by: Riddle on April 05, 2016, 11:44:19 AM
Should I really do this? Am I doing the right thing now? Well, I guess that it's the only thing left to do, why not? :P
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Post by: Ara Av-Toa on April 13, 2016, 01:51:43 PM
Take the middle path. It'll help. You'll sea.