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Title: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 02:14:25 AM
This website makes fake spells, or I just don't have the power. OMG the website makes awful things... who has used some of their spells and ACTUALLY got the results? Because I try the fantasy ones, and sometimes the luck ones, and nadda. :(
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 18, 2015, 03:45:11 AM
Spells as in...Wiccan spells..? :3
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: MrRazot on October 18, 2015, 05:47:17 AM
I just want to laugh in how I remember that site.
Unfortunately the spells don't work, as awesome as it would be, because they're all written by members who submit them. Also any methods or spells that draw blood should be avoided because that's just dangerous.

Of course it's a matter of perspective whether any spells work, but you'll do just as fine wishing upon a star. Also don't fall for "some spells just need some time to work" or "this worked for me, but my camera broke so I can't prove it right now"

If you want real magic from words, read some poetry ;)

Have fun and don't hurt yourself.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 18, 2015, 05:50:41 AM
Agreed. Don't try any spells that involve hurting yourself or other beings. Don't use controlling spells either, as it is a negative spell and always keep the threefold law in mind; what you send out, gets sent out, and is returned back to you. So only practice spells you would want used on you.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Keinai on October 18, 2015, 07:30:50 AM
I did a lot of those when I was in my ugly wolfaboo phase. XD


Honestly I've learned 'correct' meditation and I feel that keeps me closer to my power animal than any dumb spell online ever did.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Nii on October 18, 2015, 10:56:47 AM
What kind of spells are we talking about here?
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: MrRazot on October 18, 2015, 11:03:11 AM
Things like this
Casting Instructions for 'Become a Pokemon Hybrid Spell'

First, get the desired Pokemon Card or Picture. Then, take the paper and write the following on the paper. I will use myself as an example.

Pokemon: (Garchomp)
Moves: (Hyper Beam, Dragon Rage, Dragon Claw, Protect)
Other: (Mega evolve with Garchompite)

The Mega Ring or special stone will appear within 2 days. Once you have it written down, chant the following.

"Let my wish be granted, by Arceus himself. Let me fight my enemies, with the Pokemon's powers and crush them slowly one by one. What I wrote will be reality, for me and my benifits.

This is my will, so mote it be."

After a few days the Pokemon parts will appear.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Nii on October 18, 2015, 11:09:59 AM
I don't know what to say... Is there an actual website with things like those? Wow
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 02:56:07 PM
http://www.spellsofmagic.com/spells.html. (http://www.spellsofmagic.com/spells.html.)           Yep. And I tried to get a Night Fury with one of them! This website is a horrible knock off. They shouldn't have made this site, and they should destroy it, and every spell in it!!! OMG this website suuucks!!!
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: MrRazot on October 18, 2015, 03:08:00 PM
to be fair it does say this under the fantasy spells
Quote
These spells are all fantasy based. Most true practitioners of magic do not believe that these types of spells are real.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 03:12:13 PM
T.T I get that, genius. XD sorry, I just woke up, and sarcasm is my first bunch of things that I say when I wake up. People say that it works for them, but WHERE'S THE PROOF!? Just like my sister. She says that something works for her, and she never shows proof! Once again, the website SUCKS.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Grovygrunge on October 18, 2015, 03:26:02 PM
To quote Bo Burnham, "Magic isn't real, you idiot. Read a book." XD JK. I'm just messing, maybe it is, the hell do I know. I just thought it'd be funny to post this quote.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Keinai on October 18, 2015, 03:28:24 PM
What exactly are you ranting here? Are you ranting about how awful the site is or that the spells don't work?
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 03:33:42 PM
Oh, yea, real nice... BTW, I think the spells might work if I think negatively. I have the ability to make things go well if I think negatively. It really happens, no joke! My mother shares this trait. Every time I think positive, my life goes downhill/I lose a game/bad things happen. If I think negatively, the opposite happens. And both. I cannot stand this site, because of the FAKE spells.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Grovygrunge on October 18, 2015, 03:35:24 PM
Cool. Well, I remain skeptical. You do you, I'll do me.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 03:36:35 PM
Uh... what now?
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Grovygrunge on October 18, 2015, 03:37:47 PM
Basically just saying that I don't believe in magic but I won't judge you if you do. More power to you.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 03:42:35 PM
Ah.... OK then... but I am starting to stop believing in magic. I used to, but now.... because of how little the spells have worked... I don't know... is there such a thing as magic..?
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: MrRazot on October 18, 2015, 03:49:22 PM
They say that real magic comes from the heart in the form of love
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Angder on October 18, 2015, 03:49:33 PM
Quote from: Pinkayena Diane Pie on October 18, 2015, 03:42:35 PM
Ah.... OK then... but I am starting to stop believing in magic. I used to, but now.... because of how little the spells have worked... I don't know... is there such a thing as magic..?

Magic does not exist in this form. If it did. Someone would have found proof, and at least one nation would have weaponized it.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 03:55:03 PM
I know, and ya. Love is a type of magic.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: anoni on October 18, 2015, 04:00:38 PM
Does magic exist? It all depends on how you define magic.

I believe what we have done, through science, is very magical. We can talk to people on the other side of the world in less than a second, we can leave our earthly home to places beyond, like the moon or mars. We can see thousands of light years away, thousands of years in the past, through telescopes that move at thousands of kilometres per hour. We can create electronic brains that can do billions of calculations a second and can still fit in your pocket. We can cure the incurable, solve the unsolvable, do the impossible.

  Science is magic, the thing is it turns out magic isn't easy. There isn't some sure way where you can go "Oh I will snap my fingers and do some stuff and suddenly things will happen!", no, it turns out magic requires work, it requires understanding.

Does magic exist? Yes, it exists and we call it science.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 04:04:16 PM
And I do work on it. I do understand it. I know science is a bit like magic, but... I never make it work for me. I'm a slave to science, and maybe even magic itself.I work for it, and I don't get anything in return. It sucks.... that's why I want the site to be TORN THE HECK DOWN.
Title: Spells of Magic
Post by: Aconitum on October 18, 2015, 04:04:33 PM
^^^ Yes. What anoni said.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: MrRazot on October 18, 2015, 04:05:25 PM
Quote from: anoni on October 18, 2015, 04:00:38 PM
Does magic exist? It all depends on how you define magic.

I believe what we have done, through science, is very magical. We can talk to people on the other side of the world in less than a second, we can leave our earthly home to places beyond, like the moon or mars. We can see thousands of light years away, thousands of years in the past, through telescopes that move at thousands of kilometres per hour. We can create electronic brains that can do billions of calculations a second and can still fit in your pocket. We can cure the incurable, solve the unsolvable, do the impossible.

  Science is magic, the thing is it turns out magic isn't easy. There isn't some sure way where you can go "Oh I will snap my fingers and do some stuff and suddenly things will happen!", no, it turns out magic requires work, it requires understanding.

Does magic exist? Yes, it exists and we call it science.

*Sheds a tear*
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Grovygrunge on October 18, 2015, 04:06:43 PM
Quote from: anoni on October 18, 2015, 04:00:38 PM
Does magic exist? It all depends on how you define magic.

I believe what we have done, through science, is very magical. We can talk to people on the other side of the world in less than a second, we can leave our earthly home to places beyond, like the moon or mars. We can see thousands of light years away, thousands of years in the past, through telescopes that move at thousands of kilometres per hour. We can create electronic brains that can do billions of calculations a second and can still fit in your pocket. We can cure the incurable, solve the unsolvable, do the impossible.

  Science is magic, the thing is it turns out magic isn't easy. There isn't some sure way where you can go "Oh I will snap my fingers and do some stuff and suddenly things will happen!", no, it turns out magic requires work, it requires understanding.

Does magic exist? Yes, it exists and we call it science.
*weeps into Razot's shoulder*
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 04:08:32 PM
T.T OK, we get it, its beautiful. I actually read the masterpiece. I'm not being sarcastic, it is a true masterpiece!
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: anoni on October 18, 2015, 04:13:06 PM
Quote from: Pinkayena Diane Pie on October 18, 2015, 04:04:16 PM
And I do work on it. I do understand it. I know science is a bit like magic, but... I never make it work for me. I'm a slave to science, and maybe even magic itself.I work for it, and I don't get anything in return. It sucks.... that's why I want the site to be TORN THE HECK DOWN.

Well if you want to work on the science part, then do it.

If you want to know the magic of life, study biology, evolution, pathology, virology.
If you want to know the magic of alchemy and composition, learn chemistry.
If you want to know the magic of space, time and the fabric of reality, learn physics and mathematics.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 04:18:36 PM
I suck at mathematics. Physics I already know, I know about life, virology... idk about... evolution doesn't exist, it never has, WHAT THE HECK IS PATHOLOGY, and composition idk about either. Barely anything you say in there never makes sense to me sometimes. Once again, I'm a slave. You don't pay any attention to my posts... that's another rant/vent. NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: 138 on October 18, 2015, 04:19:30 PM
You could always try black magic, but it may have unintended consequences. Just take Geezer Butler's word for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2SOhhftzv8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2SOhhftzv8)
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Keinai on October 18, 2015, 04:21:18 PM
If he wasn't paying attention he wouldn't have responded, dear.


And it's just a suggestion, no one is saying you have to study everything anoni listed.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 04:22:51 PM
 OH HEEEEEEEECK NO. Black magic is my ENEMY. And he isn't paying attention to the last part of my post. I want my refund on life!!! GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR A BRAN MUFFIN.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: 138 on October 18, 2015, 04:26:39 PM
It was just a suggestion  :P

I don't really mess around with any sort of magic anyways. It seems a little demonic to me. Movies about hauntings keep me away.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 04:27:47 PM
As long as it isn't black magic, I guess its OK... besides, I'm Christian, so uh...
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: 138 on October 18, 2015, 04:29:18 PM
Well if you're Christian (I too believe), than magic of any kind is looked down upon tbh.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Keinai on October 18, 2015, 04:30:40 PM

We're offering you advice, there's no reason to take 138 and anoni down so forcefully.


Could you look into any New Age stuff? I don't agree with it personally but it might help you out.


And there's always meditation, dream interpretation, and shamanism.
Title: Spells of Magic
Post by: Aconitum on October 18, 2015, 04:31:47 PM
Okay? How did this get into religion? There is nothing demonic about magic. Magic is exactly what Anoni described, plus it's loving yourself, your world, and your universe. You don't need to be any kind of faith or believe in a magical higher power.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 04:33:20 PM
Uh.... I didn't know that, but yea, I'm Christian. And for me, magic isn't looked down upon, unless its dangerous. NOT ALL MAGIC IS DANGEROUS. And I'm not taking them down forcefully. I'm just saying. If you people believed I'm taking them down, sorry, but this is how I feel.



Also: OMG STAHP DOING THIS TO ME. YOU'RE ALL POSTING AT THE SAME TIME, AND IT'S CONFUSING ME!!
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Keinai on October 18, 2015, 04:34:25 PM
We can't control when other people post. Not my fault.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: 138 on October 18, 2015, 04:41:15 PM
I guess it depends on which end of the spectrum you're on. I've always seen black magic as evil, and that it should be avoided. Science shouldn't be avoided for obvious reasons whether you view it as magic or not. I don't know. I'm not a sorcerer or wizard, so I don't know everything about magic  :P
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Keinai on October 18, 2015, 04:44:26 PM
How do you feel about the stuff I suggested? It isn't exactly 'magic' but it's something a lot of people use to get more in touch with themselves.


Are you trying to 'shift' into another form or trying to grow ears/tail?


Because it's biologically impossible to do so, no amount of 'magic' is going to help you there.


You can get plastic surgery to look more like an animal, but it's dangerous and expensive.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Traum on October 18, 2015, 05:48:48 PM
I heard that by taking certain substances you can make real magic happen. Just saying
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 18, 2015, 06:57:39 PM
I'm either trying to get my wishes fulfilled, or my life improved.

My wishes can be sometimes impossible.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Nii on October 18, 2015, 06:59:38 PM
If you really are interested in magic, you can always study the Wiccan and Shaman ways of life, ya know?
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 19, 2015, 12:30:12 AM
But don't become Wiccan just to say "Oh well I'll just curse you for being mean" because you can't, it's against Wiccan rules
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 19, 2015, 01:26:46 AM
I would never do that. Although I want revenge over a bully I used to have....
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 19, 2015, 03:58:22 AM
...be an adult and talk to them, you do not need magic for that...
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 19, 2015, 06:15:12 AM
I really hate to do this to you guys, but I think you should consider a more psychological approach to this. If you believe in magic, that's absolutely fine, I won't tell you what to think, but I don't, and I feel obliged to suggest a more agreeable alternative to sorcery. You don't have to take my advice, obviously, and I have friends on this thread whose opinions I respect. I am just trying to help.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 19, 2015, 03:16:50 PM
I understand, Willow, but I am not using anything on him. And Vice, I also understand with you. I know that there are alternate ways.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on October 20, 2015, 06:02:25 AM
/r/DimensionalJumping
Can anyone confirm it to work?
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Nii on October 21, 2015, 05:23:54 PM
Quote from: Tempest (Red Panda) on October 19, 2015, 12:30:12 AM
But don't become Wiccan just to say "Oh well I'll just curse you for being mean" because you can't, it's against Wiccan rules

Yes, Wiccans must only use magic for good purposes, mostly to help others.

Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: moonwolf101 on October 21, 2015, 11:18:43 PM
It has been confirmed that a lot of the spells on that site are fake, only because its a site where spells from all over the internet...but, I have tried a PSI thingy for beginners, and I have felt some strange things...if your having trouble try spells that say "for beginners" they are normally the easiest. Plus, I heard that if you have an item that you love dearly, its automatically your lucky charm.
Title: Re: Spells of Magic
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on October 22, 2015, 01:23:24 AM
Quote from: Obey138 (Fluffy) on October 20, 2015, 06:02:25 AM
/r/DimensionalJumping
Can anyone confirm it to work?