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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Henri on July 16, 2015, 12:03:07 PM
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(http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Brock+Pokemon&view=detailv2&&&id=AE5ACF19592EBB491D77B280F05D9E1ABABB5DF7&selectedIndex=8&ccid=Y8meLDDt&simid=608054820136159616&thid=JN.O%2bp70QczTwjebP4Wu50OlQ)
Did somebody say jelly-filled donut?
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*wipes hand on your sleve*
You: Hey! What's that?!
Me: "Oh, just my faith in humanity"
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(http://www.totifun.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/8-Crazy-Pictures-Funny-Faces-While-Jumping-Into-the-Water.jpg)
SUPA SAND
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Huh. :|
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I have danker memes than this
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mm *breathes* mm
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(vomits tiny dragons) CHEESEBURGER!!!!
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Oooooo i want a cheeseburger
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No no no no no no. Those are bad for ya...*eating Mcdouble and McChickrn with fries*
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I eat lava it clears the s sinuses
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But it give ya a bad burn gas/fart
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Yeah but I like the burn <.<
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:3
*gives the crown and dubs Beryl the random king*
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Yay
Id like to thank everyone who lost
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Slapped yo grammy!
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I am the greatest artist ever
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Likes to rub Honey on his own chest before karate chopping beehives
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This .
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I win
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Blink...blink. He was better in total recall
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He was. Omg back in the day, dat ass though
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Oh ya not lieing
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Thats the best part of gynesis is he has his old body back
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What does the above refer to? (not my pic)
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Ser
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My bad.
Seriously? Hot too?
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The new terminator movie arnold has his old body for a short while. Im sure it was all cgi but omg those abs and that butt
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I've no idea of what is being referred
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No joke...
And one thing.................THERE WASP NEST IN MY BRAIN!!!!!.......AAAA@AAAAAAAA
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"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN" - Krieg (borderlands 2)
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How do you...what o.O
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quick someone catch that goose which is fleeing on your pickles in the after the next 6th of February
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(http://funny-pics-fun.com/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Day-Roast-Turkey-4.jpg)
Thanksgiving was canceled
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Help im being chased by a rhino through a river of gravy
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Oompa loompa's in my nostrils
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hey you i picked up your goat from the dentist on the planet fried eggs thats 1000 nickel backs thankyou
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X1000
you're welcome
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Ive been eaten by the ragnarok
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The fork is with you. Bend the syrup. Roll the pancake
Now I hungry
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I wasnt hungry but now I am
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Rub some bacon on it
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Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!
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Oh that's not soap that's grease. I guess I left a little bacon in it...oops :s
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Sorry I was trying to grease the pig
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Here's piggie. Here piggies.
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Mooooooo bark bark
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Oh McDonald had a farm
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And oreo was his name oh
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Hey macabre betcha didn't know that 2+yellow=a severe case of tendinitis
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I could make you eat your own fingers!
Or fall in love with a cloud...
OR how about I turn you into something useful? Like... A GOAT?!
*Offers yarn and lettuce*
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My Cabbages!
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I brought the mayo
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*spraying mustard from my eyes*
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You know im gonna pass on the mustard
Beside a brought pre boiled water
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Children spawn from my fingertips
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You know what those are worth on the black market
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Oh there once was a sandman!
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And bingo was his name oh
Yay cheetos
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Oh Oh B-I-N-G-O. oh Mickey you so fine
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are we going in? or are we going sneaky peaky like?
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General send in the seals
Arf arf arf arf
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*insert skrek meme here*
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Recieves. oh wait wrong thread
I believe I believe I believe
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puss in boots
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And they all lived happily evur after
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Clouds don't smell.
They taste like butter.
And tears.
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Make it rain make it rain
*throws spaghetti*
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Step back to look at all this thread came up with.* Wow. We more mess up in head then I thought.........cool.
YAHHHHHOOOOOOO
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Were going of the rails of this crazy train
Read it and not sing it I dare you
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*Barks at the moon*
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Shout shout shouting at the devil
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Take my soul. TAKE MYSOUL...
........for a bag of bbq corn chip
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*Gives a bag of bbq corn chips*
Sweet I needed a replacement for mine
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I am the pickle Lord, bow before me!
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I am the master of flexing my eyelids
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I has the skittles
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*Licks himself in the ear*
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:o I could have fun with that talent
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Not sure. I don't thing ear wax taste so good.
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There is no end only respawns.
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This random post needs evidence and references! (???)
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This random post needs evidence and references! (???)
The Bible clearly states everything you need to know! There is absolutely no need for "references" or "evidence". All you need is to have faith in the Lawd!
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This random post needs evidence and references! (???)
The Bible clearly states everything you need to know! There is absolutely no need for "references" or "evidence". All you need is to have faith in the Lawd!
I think you try to say Lewd...
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Oh lawdy
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I've got a pocket got a pocketful of sunshine!
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*does a tap dance*
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DANCE MONKEY DANCE....OOHHAHAH.*Cowboy monkey shooting at Zane feet.*
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Excuse me sir? I think you dropped your pocket.
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Hey! It says gullible in the ceiling
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Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?
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Do you wanna build a snowman
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No! D:
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Wqrycwapwvatwlanp. Ycsubbcasaywianp. :)
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*drags butt along the carpet of the thread*
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That's...ummm...whatever floats you're boat
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the word is buoyancy
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*blisk scoffs*
Yeah sure. That.
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How else do boats float? :D
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Maybe it's an illusion and you're drunk on coffee?
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*stagger steps*
Im not *hic* drunk
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Shut up. Yes you are and you know it
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*makes an attempt to slap but falls on his tiny face*
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*blisk just sighs and looks down at radio*
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So Majestic, it's beauty in its purest form
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What seems to be the officer, problem?
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And we throw our paws up cause the ceiling cant hold us
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The sky is falling....*look around* I said....THE FREAKING SKY IS FALLING!!
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Epo, Epo, why hast thou forsaken me?
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Cheese and sprinkles
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Please don't pet me, I'm working.
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Please don't pet me, I'm working.
Sorry Cheza, is for the science and the lulz!
-pets you, activating a stopwatch-
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*Immediatly forgets what I was supposed to be doing, setting off a huge chain-reaction involving an untuned violin, whisks, paperclips, a broken wheelchair, three roadwork cones, an uneasy truce, a dishwasher, some light bulbs, strawberry-flavored ice cream, a traveling circus, a rusty horseshoe and a third-world country, resulting in a snail missing its weekly yodel class. I hope you're happy now.*
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Ok well the damae is already done.
*Pets cheza*
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*Immediatly forgets what I was supposed to be doing, setting off a huge chain-reaction involving an untuned violin, whisks, paperclips, a broken wheelchair, three roadwork cones, an uneasy truce, a dishwasher, some light bulbs, strawberry-flavored ice cream, a traveling circus, a rusty horseshoe and a third-world country, resulting in a snail missing its weekly yodel class. I hope you're happy now.*
-Stops the stopwatch and writes in a notebook << The subject presents a transient global amnesia following a catastrophic chain-reaction failure, caused by the perturbation of petting the head. The reaction's duration was 17 minutes with 6 seconds and a half. Further test are required, controlling the pressure and the number of pets needed to trigger the reaction... Need a control subject too... Also the ethic committee would like to check the experiment>>-
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Watch the damage.....what the?
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*Fires the party cannon*
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Watch the damage.....what the?
Damage is irrelevant... for now, I'm just studying how much pet pressure we need to trigger the reaction on Cheza
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Hug her
See what happens
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I can't help but have this weird feeling I'm supposed to be doing something... >->'
Oh well, happy cherry blossoms for everyone! =^-^=
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Hug her
See what happens
Hummm... interesting... OK Kal, go and hug her
-moving to a safety distance-
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Turn and run
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Ok
*hugs cheza*
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Yay, hugs! =^-^=
*Purrs happily and hugs Kalan back*
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*Smiles*
Why are you guys all running
*gives cheza ear scratches*
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-writes in the notebook: << Subject reacts nicely to hugs>>-
-I pet Cheza again, when she is hugging Kalan-
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In the far land. Zane looking through a telescope. He lean over to the shadow fox next writing everything.* Oooh. Write that down.
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Spy! Hug army! After Zane!
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*throws potatoes*
Im done
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Hoorah! -Attacks riding a freacking macro Paramecium-
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I ruin you like I ruined this buisness
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*rolls around the thread*
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AAAAA RUN FOR YOUR FREAKING LIFE*Sreaming to the Fox next to him bu the already gone.* ALOT OF HELP YA ARE* Scooby smoke cloud as he ran*
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PRESS X TO JASON
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Presses x (x) presses □ (box) presses ○ (360) presses 🔺 (illuminati) D:
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JASON! JAAAASON!
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He fighting with Freddy. *Watching the fight* COME ON FREDDY. I GOT 500 ON YA!!
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Giraffes are like yellow llamas, horses are like Brown llamas, bears are like fluffy llamas, illumerllama confirmed.
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Relonikiv! Your soul is mine to devour!
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I wanna take you to rio
We'll fly over the ocean like an eagle
We'll be chillin like a seagull seagull
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TWERK my children TWERK!!
*Flies away on a broomstick*
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why are tents **censor** right now?
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Due to your lack of posts
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*Throws an zombie party*
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^It's kinda dead...
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*writhes as a result of a horrid pun*
That joke didn't even have a leg to stand on.
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I admit that it was kinda rotten. But I just couldn't help myself.
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Its perfectly fine. We'll just bury the joke and let it rest.
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It doesn't exactly take brains to come up with puns like those
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I knew it'd come back to haunt me.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here...you weren't expecting anymore puns
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For a pun. I can help but it will cost a arm and a leg.
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But I only have three arms left
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Hmm. Give me a arm and half and I give ya a med pun. But it better be clean
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laughs and watchs
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What? Is Zane going to doctor it up?
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And like a doc.I take everything....muhahhahaha
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The doctors here could benefit from that. They need to take some brains, like zombies!
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True. We can work with the army.....then we take over the world. (Dr. Evil laugh inter here)
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Alright just give me a call whenever you're ready XD
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I just met you and this is crazy but heres my number squids are funny
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Sir, you are a dumb train! >:C
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Boss it the train. It coming NOW
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We're going off the rails of this crazy train
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Nah. *pull out a switch* LET BLOW IT UP..HAHAHA
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Atomic_bombing_of_Japan.jpg)
boom boom
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..I..It's a giant mushroom o-o
MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLYYY!!!! =^-^=
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Nah it poison
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What? you ran out of marines?
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*Swims in the ocean*
We've got seals
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BAD JAD! BAD! IN YOUR BASKET! NO SQUEAKY-TOY FOR YOU! >:C
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*Sulks and climbs in my basket*
Ok
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Awww, but you're not Jad ;__;
*Offers kalan treats and a squeaky-toy*
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*Noms the treats and plays with the squeaky*
:D
*hugs*
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*Hugs back*
Muuch better! =^-^=
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*rolls around*
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WE'RE HIT!!! WE'RE HIT!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE...haha! Just kidding! Should've seen the looks on your faces!
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(http://pre04.deviantart.net/b3b6/th/pre/f/2015/221/2/6/peekaboo_by_zaryte-d94z498.png)
Meow? Woof? Arf?
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... -pets Cheza's head-
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*Pushes your paw away*
Please sir no petting of the cheza
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Oh c'mon :c
I want too... it's soft!
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*Sits down*
Alright your choice
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Sir, you are at the zoo! Every visitor has to obey the safety rules, since they are wild animals. No exceptions and no bribes. No one is getting eaten alive today.
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Well that depends on how big the bribe is
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10.000.000.000$ and you're in.
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Dang, how about three cakes
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Meh, it'll do the job. Fine, go ahead.
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Yay
*pets the cheza*
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Sir the lion just ate my sister
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*Chirps happily from all the hugs and pets and stuff* =^-^=
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i didnt eat anyones sister *burp*
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......can I get a new sister?
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*pulls out kye*
you can share my sister?
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*Burns the sisters*
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-kye
*noms your ear*
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*Wiggles my ear*
Hey
*does the macarena
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-kye
*noms your tail*
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*shaves your mane*
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*licks fur and cleans self*
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(just to let you know, kye is setcho's rp sister...shes female so doesnt have a mane)
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Thats why I shaved your mane
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D: why would you do that
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(https://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/shaved-cat-2.jpg)
poor setcho
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>.>
<.<
>.>
<.<
XD
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*hugs*
*Makes a quilt out of the mane*
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you know its gonna take a few years to grow that back
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Years?
jk right?
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I could use my magic but its hugged powered
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Haircuts are srs bsns.
A few days ago I was watching a Sonata Arctica live vid.
Most of the band members had cut their hair.
I couldn't stand watching the whole thing.
They should add warnings and stuff.
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I gave myself a mullet when I was kid
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I wasn't allowed to have long hair as a wittle woof so I looked like a boy >->
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I miss my long hair I should grow it back out
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yeah its gonna take a few years, have you see it it?! :P
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No but I've seen at at XD
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*Touches the sky*
I see everything
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woah thats deep
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You can't see me
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*grows mane back* ah there we go
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Oh cool
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somebody shaved it off >:(
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Why would they do that?
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why dont you ask them *cough cough*
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Kalan? Why would you do that? :(
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Only the Mane can has a mane. That's what it said in the book.
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this is setcho with a fabulous mane http://imgur.com/ycs60sF (http://imgur.com/ycs60sF)
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It's pink
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exactly fabulous
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Yeah. Totally fab
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hehe my best feature
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I'll say hehe
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its not just your word >.> XD
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No but it's the mane one out there >.> ;)
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did you just....i know you didnt just..........did you really just......>.>
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What? nooOOOOoooo >.>
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did you really just use the spelling 'mane' grrr!
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Uh oh
*blisk runs*
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*runs after* come back i need to nom you
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No! I don't have nom nsurance! D:
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nom nom nom nom nom hehehe >:3
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AAAAAHHHH!!!! HEELLLPPP!!!
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*Zane open a door.* HERE
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*blisk jumps through the door*
Shut it!
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*keeps running* but i have cookies and pozza
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*Zane shut yh door. And turn to Setcho. * STOP! Please
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No noms for noms! D:
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hehehe >:3
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Here*Zane hand a rope to Setcho.* Pull it *Whiper* it a giant cannon
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*pulls the rope* wait.......WHAT!? D:
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I'm running away to Maine and you're never gonna find me
*blisk sticks out his tounge*
Hmm it's cozy in here
AAAHHHHHH
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Yep. He should land in thar giant bowl of jelly....I think I count the math right.
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*kye appears and setcho leaves*
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Maine here I come
*blisk splats on the ground next to a big bowl of jelly*
Tah dah??? *weakly*
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-kye
*giggles*
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Oh hello. *Turn to watch Blisk land.* oop. The math was wrong again
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-kye
hai how are ya?
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*blisk gets up dizzily and stumbling around* and now for my next trick *faceplants*
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Not bad. *pull out a tray of tea and cookie* want some?
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... what's going on?
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-kye
*flops on top*
hehe
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Blisk got blown out of cannon
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*blisk lies there unconscious*
(Bye guys do with blisk what you will hehe)
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Hmm. Hehehe. *Walk over to Blisk with a case of makeup
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(bye)
-kye
*noms a cookie*
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*shaves blisks head*
Teehee
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Wrote I love fox all over his face and bald area
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*Giggles*
Wait oh god, whats he gonna do when im sleeping D:
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Hide in a den and boobytrap it
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*hides behind zane*
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What ya hiding behind me for?
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Cause you got the boobytrap den
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How ya know I do?
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*Looks at the trap on my foot*
Cause
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*Look down*
That not mine. My is more deathly as it kill upon touch. *Follow th trap line with his eye. And seen a launch about to go off* uh oh. Hope ya enjoy your flight
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Wait what
NUUUUUUUUUU
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*Zane watch Kalan flew over chicken coop.* wow good air
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*Lands with a thud, dies*
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Nope. *Look to the sky * oh Thor. Would ya mind? *Lighting hit Kalan.*
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*jumps up and runs around*
OH GOD I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY
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Ya welcome for the energy booster and good night folks *Zane turn and went into His heavy duty boobytrap den.*