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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Henri on July 09, 2015, 03:32:25 PM
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if you don't know what a one word story is, it when each person says one world to add to the story. I'll start:
One
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Let's make this a two word story, since the min requirement is two words. I'll continue:
Little walrus
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That is true, so the its two words not one.
Wanted to
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kiss Teiko
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, but
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Henri farted
(I'm sorry)
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Then Teiko
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Fell unconscious
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well sectralwolf
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Ate potatoes
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Everyone died
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But Teiko
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Died too
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THE END
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Or not
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for we
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are the
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chosen ones who
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Keep Dying
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then coming back to
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Die again
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then are reincarnated
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But keep dying
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to be reborn as immortals
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And then killed by an infinity blade
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to discover that they are reanimates
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That die instantly
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We're like redshirts
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But fashion-friendly
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But not
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the wisest
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Nor the
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Bravest Bananas
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((Did someone say banana?(http://images1.sw-cdn.net/model/picture/674x501_1597808_7363816_1429716523.jpg)
But they
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couldn't breath
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So they
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Cut a hole
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In the
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Spacetime continuum.
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So they
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Party hard
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Until spontaneously
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The dojo master
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rode in on
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A spacehopper
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With Rockets
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And gun
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and shouted
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Put your
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hands up!
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or ill
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hop over
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my fence
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and do
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the hockiepokie
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Barrel roll
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then he repeated
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(3 words^ :P)
his banana
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laser cannon
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that fired
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flaming lemons
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towards the
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school for
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intelligent elephants
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who defended
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the massive
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SUPA LARGE
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doughnut factory
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that produces
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amounts of
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spoon shaped
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candy drops
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the bass
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on your
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terrible music
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that raises
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the roof
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and generates
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multiple babies
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that are
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dancing with
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more babies
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singing about
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dancing babies
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that went
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to town
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And back
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in order
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To find
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The magic
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Sugar plum
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That can
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Swing from
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the trees
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with a
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Green eyeball
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and a
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Tiny tinker toy
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That like to
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use too
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Warm things
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like wolfcoons
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and big
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fat, juicy
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People eating
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grapes that
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explode into
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wondrously beautiful
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rainbow monkeys
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who roll
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down large
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children on
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top of
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pillows filled
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With jelly doughnuts
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made of
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Orange poop
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Not poop
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actually poop
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And pee
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(can we fullstop it, i was curious)
coloured waffes
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with ketchup
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And steak
(Not sure)
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Also acid
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in a
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burrito. I
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Smack children
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with those
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(thanks angder)
big horizontal
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Cats and
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dogs who
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jump over
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the moon
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with Jesus.
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and pals
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. Who will
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stop crazy
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people from
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scaring unicorns
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into a
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severe concussion
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with bioluminescent
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racer plumes
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Oooh....monkey
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banana farts
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Oh no
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oh yes
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Why not
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have a
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Tea party
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GAH! A
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Purple dinosaur.
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That could
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fly into
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the dark
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abyss of
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bunnies made
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of explosive
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setcho's that
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cuddle radiodine
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who smacks
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ninjas who
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are trying
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to throw
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Kalan to
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the group
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wweeeeee. This
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Boom Boom
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had a
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Farm. E
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i e
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I OOOOOOOOOO
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and on
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My butt
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Jabba had
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A pimple
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tree house
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In a
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very spacious
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in my
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giant house
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in the
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Under world
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with nice
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Round-ish hexagons
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that fly
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Weird spike
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things at
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, where
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Welsh stuff
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That wish
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I can't
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Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu Was
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a hill
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Under water
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On Mars
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Growing trees
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Which create
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Alternate dimensions
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with chickens
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on motorbikes
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with pants
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whilst high-fiving
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A turkey's
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dumb face
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From behind.
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So how
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About now
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My Sucker
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my friend
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My enemy!
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My lover
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Let go
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Burn a
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Massive Mansion
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With crackers
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And a
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Shetland pony
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from the
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Netherworld and
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who is
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The best
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of the
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best of
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our people
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the Anthros
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are just
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really fragrant.
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Cause they
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Fight way
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To much
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When Barney
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talks rubbish
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About that
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Considering the
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the stench
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That come
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Nonsense when
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Apple cider
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Goes bad
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Oh my
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God, please
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don't be
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so silly
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Or the
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bees will
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descend upon
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Out mind
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And kill
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Those nasty
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pirate gangsters.
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That like
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Doing yoga
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In years
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Of serenity
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the darkness
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was coward
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Of reporter
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Clark Kent
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Which is
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Infinite glory.
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I can't
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Get that
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cookie out
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the jar
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Of infinity
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And yet
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I can.
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Fly like
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pretty Butterfly
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death faces
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Is only
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the beginning
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of biscuits
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in the
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Wrong end
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of the
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Bodily fluids
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..........don't ask
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John Cena
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About the
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nonsensical grammar
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Of smelly
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Gym sock
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Mafia giraffes
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stop nouning
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the nouns
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Of Algeria
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from the
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Hippopotamus' belly
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......huh? Ok?
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And then
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It blew
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In giraffe
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of explosion
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And guts
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Went everywhere
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And then
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Mind Set
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In jellyfish's
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Weird belly.
(Have any of you really just read this from the start out loud? Me and my mate did and almost die laughing)
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That is
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quite rad.
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Steve jobs
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was a
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rather indecisive
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Son of
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George Lucas,
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so he
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tickled someone's
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Womple donkel
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, and recieved
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the most
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biggest blackest
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jellybeans. So
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he made
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Sweet jam
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with his
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Aunt and
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Sang "Cmon
(I'm gonna be so depressed if this doesn't become a Steven Universe quote)
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Kid' by
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Depression. Subconstituent
(Nuuuu I can't be happy)
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is feeling
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Bridgetown hypocrisy
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<dot>
Space Cadet
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Living systems
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are offline
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Please hold
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My cat.
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Until skynet
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Killed the.
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Tardis army
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Of obese
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Cosplaying Sidewalks.
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Then a
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Green-eyed gobblewhomper
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Came to
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A bar
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And asked,
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"How much
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Furry art
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can one
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Smell without
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going bald.
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From the
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depths, a
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Massively erect
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Washington Monument
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Shaped like
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a monument
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Carved into
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another monument
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that Michelangelo
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didn't build.
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But did
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using only
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Erections of
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Gigantic vainy
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Slimy floppy
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Oozy gooey
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Smelly dripping
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nasty-ass, putrid
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Moldy paintbrushes.
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Then a
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Phone made
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An ugly
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chimney broom
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Lean over
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The washing
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Baby of
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Michael Jackson
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For money
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Then wallabies
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Anime, "Seinfeld"
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Then killed
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The thread
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So he
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Could grow
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Into a
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Anthropomorphized toaster
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very brave
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Of origin
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That noone
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Knew off
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Until John-Lock
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dies of
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Deez nuts.
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Ha Gotemmm
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That was
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Unbelievably dead
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Like spooky
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Joystick touching
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Arcade machines
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Who have
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wolfy-coony players
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Inside weed
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munching weirdos
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With fetishes
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Who enjoy
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Wearing cyber
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Hats and
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Touching others'
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cyber hats
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While inside
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they felt
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annoyed with
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people breaking
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the rules
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Of the
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Forum game?
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And existential
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furcon attendees
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Who were.
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[removed content]
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But still
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Smuggling fursuits
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For charity.
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[removed content]
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And vegetables.
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There also
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Nuns who.
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There once
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Freaking gem
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And pizza
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(Another attempt at a proper sentence.)
Something went
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Horribly wrong.
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[removed content]
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The air.
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Filled dolls
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Ruined sentence
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Then Wolxy
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Farted on
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A moderater
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And was
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Not happy.
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Then smited
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Wolxy's face
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[removed content]
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And potatoes.
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[removed content]
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Than suddenly
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Art became
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Real pokemon
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That wrote
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"You're warned."
((Seriously, Shiroku. Stop with the inappropriate crap.))
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Shiroku fainted
(I Appologise :/)
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(Revival anyone?)
There once.
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Lived a
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Little bunny
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Named Brian
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Brian ate
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Muscly wolves
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He also
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Was pansexual
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His school.
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Loved him.
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For nothing
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Although he
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Was dating
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a cube
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-Headed guy
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Who played
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During onion
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Routing season
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He ate
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Muscly wolves
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Just like
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His boyfriend
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Brian bunny
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In england
(So Brian bunny is dating himself?)
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(Weren't we talking about the cube-headed guy?)
But then
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Oprah realised
(I think so, yeah. Soz)
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She was
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Omnisexual and
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held hands
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With carnivorous
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Pizzas and
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Licked the
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Frozen pole.
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Named Cecil
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And got
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Tonguestickingtothefrozenpoleitis and
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Stayed there.
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Silently air
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Which is.
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Not funny
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she says
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Your mom
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Is gay
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Inahappyway so
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the story
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of Franku
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Is over
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The end.
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Or not
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Dlc to
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Some thing
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Not human
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Wound Up
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Message Failed.
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when I
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was married
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And I
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was 19
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I wanted
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To eat.
Post Merge: December 15, 2015, 10:24:08 PM
Some food.
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and sleep
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so then
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I went
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To hotel
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Got drinks
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got drunk
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EDIT: Inebriated Adventures
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This one is older, George.
Start again.
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This one is older, George.
Start again.
Was accident.
(I meant to post that on the other thread, sorry. XD )
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Noodle bear