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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: TheEndIsNearUs on March 11, 2015, 05:26:28 AM
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There's a board for this on Flight Rising that is wickedly entertaining, so I thought it would be fun to start one here :3
How the game works: One person posts a statement beginning with "fortunately," and the next posts a follow up statement beginning with "unfortunately," and etc.
Example:
You order a pizza.
Fortunately, they have all the toppings you want in stock.
Unfortunately, it's an hour late arriving.
Fortunately, it is very tasty.
Unfortunately, you forgot that you are lactose intolerant and are now feeling quite ill
...and so on.
Let us begin with the initial sentence, and see where our poor player ends up.
You step outside of your house to begin your first day of your new job.
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Unfortunately it's raining acid again
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Fortunately, you brought your acid-proof umbrella.
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Unfortunately it had a hole in one side
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Fortunately, you're inside so it doesn't matter
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Unfortunately your house is on top of a sink hole
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Fortunately, you have already sold that house and plan on moving into a new house
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Unfortunately your new house is on fire.
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Fortunately, you live next to the fire service and they put out the fire before it did much damage
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Unfortunately, they used all the water in your city to put your house out
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Fortunately, there is a storm incoming that will replenish the city's reservoir
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Unfortunately, it will replenish it with acid rather than water.
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Fortunately, the city people can drink acid because houses burn down alot
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Unfortunately, the new acid rain is stronger than the previous, so all the buildings start to collapse
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Fortunately you have an acid proof bomb shelter
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Unfortunately, your car got melted by the acid and you can't reach the shelter
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Fortunately there's a bus
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Unfortunately, the bus only drives in the opposite direction of the shelter
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Fortunately that still takes you out of the acid rain
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Unfortunately it breaks down just out of town
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Fortunately, you are able to walk the rest of the way without getting damaged by the rain
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Unfotuneatly the rest of the way is 20 miles
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Fortunately you love walking
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Unfortunately you twist your ankle
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Fortunately in your new job you're a doctor that specializes in feet and ankles
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Unfortunately you've had your license revoked for medical incompetence
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Fortunately, not having a license doesn't actually hinder your ability to tend to your twisted ankle
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Unfortunately you left your first aid kit at your home on the other side of town
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fortunately your right infront of a hospital
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Unfortunately, This hospital doesn't have anyone trained to deal with foot related injuries, bizarre.
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Fortunately you can talk them through what they need to do
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Unfortunately the only doctors around are deaf
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Fortunately, you have the power of telepathy
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Unfortunately the technology in the hospital screws up your telepathic signals
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Fortunately, you did learn sign language just in case, you're careful like that
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Unfortunately you get severe cramps in both hands
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Fortunately you can write with your one good foot because you're awesome like that
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Unfortunately writing instruments are banned and there's a cop sitting right there
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Fortunately, he is a british cop so he won't do much, just tell you off and then ignore it
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Unfortunately he is an undercover spy that you are unaware of
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Fortunately you were trained by james bond
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Unfortunately, James Bonds' cousin*
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Fortunately he had a black belt in awesome none the less
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Unfortunately, awesome isn't a very effective form of martial arts, who knew
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Fortunately who knew...they didn't and neither does the spy
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Unfortunately, you mess up and twist your other ankle, blasted things
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Fortunately, a passerby shows up who, coincidentally, knows how to treat arm and leg related injuries, and is willing to help you
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Unfortunately, you don't like accepting help from strangers very often
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Fortunately the doctor has already sedated you
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Unfortunately you are allergic to the sedative
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Fortunately the doctor spots the reaction and administers the proper medicine
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Unfortunately the medicine is mislabeled. What is wing with this hospital
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Fortunately a better hospital is just down the street
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Unfortunately they are closed in observance of national cheeseburger day
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Fortunately the day is almost over
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Unfortunately, a plane crashes into the better hospital.
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Fortunately a team of qualified doctor shows up to aid in the rescue
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Unfortunately the dam burst due to all the rain so they're very limited on time
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Fortunately there is a national gaurd unit nearby and can be there quickly
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Unfortunately they're a bunch of trainees who don't know what they're doing
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Fortunately there lead by duke hauser
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Unfortunately, since you've all been outside this whole time, the acid has begun to cause serious damage to everyone's skin.
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Fortunately the guards men have there chem gear
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Unfortunately being as how they're new the thought Chem gear meant test tubes and beakers
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Fortunately the back up unit of seasoned vetrans arrives
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Unfortunately so does the flooding waters
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Fortunately there bringing amphibious vehicles
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Unfortunately [or fortunately?] by "amphibious vehicles" they literally mean giant frogs.
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Fortunately the giant frogs are well trained for this kind of situation
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Unfortunately they are also being chased by flying acid-sharks
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Fortunately, the acid-sharks seem more interested in playing in the acid rain than causing any harm to our little froggy brigade.
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Unfortunately (kinda) it has stopped acid raining
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Fortunately(?) more showers are scheduled for later
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unfortunately the sharks are here NOW
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Fortunately iron man shows up
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Unfortunately he's drunk again.
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Unfortunately he crash lands
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Fortunately he brought Rhodey with him
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Unfortunately he thought they were going for a bite to eat, and did not bring the Acid-shark fighting equipment
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Fortunately the rest of the team shows up
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Unfortunately they have joined the Sharkside
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Fortunately, the sharks kill them as they believe loyalty is more important then surviving
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Unfortunately, the sharks absorb their powers and intelligence!
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Fortunately, the sharks are sharks, and thus have no real way of using the powers they inherited.
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Unfortunately as the powers now have no outlet, so they build up until they cause the sharks to explode
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Fortunately that kills all the sharks!
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Unfortunately it also kills Iron man and Rhodey
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Fortunately this was all just an acid trip
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Unfortunately you are inside of a burning building!
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Fortunately pretty colours can't hurt you
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Unfortunately you just got picked up by a horde of passive aggressive Canadian falcons
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Fortunately they were polite about it
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Unfortunately they have Ebola Black Plague Barbra Streisand virus.
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Fortunately you're immune
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Unfortunately, seems like you're the only one despite how impossible that is
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Fortunately you have super blood which you can donate to others making them immune as well
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Unfortunately, your "super blood" was a dormant zombie virus, well done, you've doomed us all
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Fortunately you have a lot of guns!
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Unfortunately you have no ammo
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Fortunately, you do still have a baseball bat and your training from James Bond's cousin from a few posts back
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Unfortunately the acid rain begins again and melts the bat
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Fortunately there is a steel rod in the bats center.
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Unfortunately the acid turns into jet fuel and it can't melt the steel rod.
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Fortunately you have a jet and can now escape the zombies
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Unfortunately you don't know how to fly the plane.
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Fortunately teiko's not a zombie
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Unfortunately I am. BRAINS!!!
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Fortunately I don't have any...
(At least I think that's a good thing :/ )
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Unfortunately I just detonated a smoke bomb that turns people into zombies.
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Fortunately you planted the bomb under the wrong jet
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Unfortunately there's a strong wind blowing your way
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Fortunately I'm the hero so I won't turn into a zombie anyway JK lol
Fortunately the jet has gas masks for such an occasion
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Unfortunately the filter canister is missing
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Fortunately the manual to flying the jet was placed in there by mistake
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Unfortunately the sharks ate the runway
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Fortunately the first chapter is how to do a vertical takeoff
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Unfortunately the rotater motor is broken on the engine
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Fortunately the door isn't broken and successfully protects you against the strong zombie wind
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Unfortunately the zombies began dismantling the jet
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Fortunately the eject button still works
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Unfortunately the canopy wont blow clear
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Fortunately one of the zombies dismantled it and the button was pushed sending you hurtling
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Unfortunately straight into a cobra pit
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Fortunately the crash scares them off
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Unfortunately the noise attracts panthers
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Fortunately they're not feral
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Unfortunately they have feral zombie dogs as pets
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Fortunately the falcon is here to save the day!
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Unfortunately he just woke up and feeling slow
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Fortunately he has a large supply of tea to speed up the consciousness process!
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Unfortunately the kettle is broken
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Fortunately there's an unbroken microwave next to it!
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Unfortunately the power grid turned offline due to over load of the system.
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Fortunately you have solar power and a power generator!
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Unfortunately the fuel prices just went up
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Fortunately you just became a world famous chef!
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Unfortunately you're only famous in Africa
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Fortunately, you ARE in Africa.
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Unfortunately you bought a house in a burning city.
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Fortunately yours wasn't hit by the flame
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Unfortunately your workplace burned down.
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Fortunately, the fire department has now extinguished the fires.
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Unfortunately the firemen caught on fire!
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Fortunately they were trained well in the ancient art of fire extinguishing
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Unfortunately their clothing wasnt
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Fortunately Razot built another city!
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Unfortunately it's made entirely out of Legos
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Fortunately The architects were skilled enough it didn't matter!
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Unfortunately, they weren't Legos but Megablocks!!
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Fortunately, the whole town's officially sponsored by the company, and the bits are specially made.
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Unfortunately, only citizens made of mega blocks are allowed in
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Fortunately the megablocks citizens checked their privilege.
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Unfortunately they can't open the gates to let you in
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Fortunately its made of blocks, so you just take it apart, and step through the hole.
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Unfortunately, they think you are made of Kre-O blocks
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Fortunately they therefore want to study you, not harm you.
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Unfortunately, by study they mean cut open, but they'll make sure you're unconscious first so you still technically won't be harmed
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Fortunately, they pay you for your troubles. and are careful not to kill you.
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Unfortunately, the procedure lasts two months.
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Fortunately(?), given all the acid rain and sharks, losing two months probably is not as bad as it sounds.
It will give the world time to be a little less crazy... :3
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Unfortunately when you wake up 2 months later, the world is now under water
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Fortunately the megablock people were trying to keep you alive so they added gills to your system
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Unfortunately the water is heavily pouted and leads to poisoning
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Fortunately you found a chest that for some reason holds the serum that nurses you back to normal health
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Unfortunately you've woken up the mutant poison acid sharks
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Fortunately since you're at normal health you can swim amazingly fast
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Unfortunately since you're at normal health you get tired really quickly
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Fortunately, you don't have to swim for that long
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Unfortunately, they have land sharks
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Fortunately they are tame, and you are able to ride one.
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Unfortunately you made all the horses jealous
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Fortunately the sharks are eating them
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Unfortunately, Tesco kills the sharks for killing the horses they use for the meat in their burgers and sandwiches (British jokes)
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fortunately Tesco turns the horses into burgers so all was well once again. :P
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Unfortunately, the nation is in uproar (even though they don't care really) and start to riot
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Fortunately aliens invade and distract everyo- HOLY DICKENS ALIENS ARE INVADING! D:
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Unfortunately they're here to harvest us
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Fortunately, they are allergic to negative attitudes and humans are the first race they have come across that can have them, so all the screaming and panic the harvesting is causing hurts them
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Unfortunately they've discovered earplugs
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Fortunately, they saw old news coverage of Colonel Gaddafi and were so scared of his face they left Earth thinking he was some kind of moster we would sic on them
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Unfortunately there is a huge party, but you are not invited :'(
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Fortunately, you're not good with crowds so you rejoice in not being invited as you wouldn't know how to decline and not look like a jerk
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Unfortunately, you don't want to go to this party because it's going to get raided by pirates
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Fortunately they are movie pirates
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Unfortunately nobody told them that
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Fortunately, all that means is that they unaware that they aren't real pirates and so look pretty darn foolish
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Unfortunately, the party people were evil
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Fortunately, the evil party people are harmless while there's still cheese at the party
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Unfortunately the cheese exploded.
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Fortunately, it didn't harm you because you are immune to cheese.
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Unfortunatly it is everywhere.
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Fortunately, you love cheese
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Unfortunately, you turned into a cheese.
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Fortunately, you're pretty okay with that concept
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Unfortunately, so are the hungry mice
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Fortunately they have no teeth or claws
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Unfortunately, they breath fire
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Fortunately you have a shield
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Unfortunately it's also made of cheese
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Fortunately it distracts the mice
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Unfortunately, as they breath fire it melts quickly
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Fortunately, you were able to successfully evade the mice and are now outside of the party.
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Unfortunately, the police were waiting for you
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Fortunately, you were the commanding officer
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Unfortunately, they still arrested you for being on so much acid.
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Fortunately the acid trip let's you see a hole in the plane of reality for you to escape.
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Unfortunately you trip over a rock
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Fortunately you don't feel pain
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Unfortunately that means you don't know you twisted your ankle...again
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Fortunately, you're now so used to this you can still walk fine with the twisted ankle. In your face one true weakness!
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Unfortunately when you break your arm, you still don't feel pain but you can't use it properly
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Fortunately you don't even use that arm
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Unfortunately you look disfigured and people are afraid of you
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Fortunately their fear is "run and hide" and not "OMG KILL IT!!!"
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Unfortunately you fit into a house of horrors and are often mistaken for a prop.
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Fortunately, that makes it easier to hide while you heal
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Unfortunately, Zombie whales attack the house of horrors
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Fortunatly Talias there to save the day with magic! :D
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Unfortunately, these zombie whales are immune to magic
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Fortunately you speak softly but carry a big harpoon
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Unfortunately zombie whales are immune to impale damage.
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Fortunately you have some old napalm laying around
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Unfortunately they can just dive underwater
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Fortunately, the water isn't very deep
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Unfortunately you're terrified of water and thats a problem cause of the land shark
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Fortunately, the land shark is rather derpy so it just swims around in circles...or would it be more of a slither?
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Unfortunately its derping towards you
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Fortunately it's derping rather slowly and you can out-walk it
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Unfortunately, its derping is attracting giant vultures
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Fortunately, they only attack derpy things so you should be fine.
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Unfortunately one of them hit his head and now thinks normal is derpy.
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Fortunately, that is rather derpy so he just attacks himself. It's a little sad
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Unfortunately you're out of tissues, so you can't cry; but instead, you have to hold it in which is bad for you
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Fortunately, you are the manliest...whatever you are...to have ever existed so you can kinda just hold up emotions and end up getting more powerful.
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Unfortunately when you look at your power level, you realize IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
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Fortunately, this means you can now destroy the land sharks with ease
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Unfortunately, during this time, they've really closed the distance, in it's odd fashion. Gotta be careful!
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Fortunately you possess the ultimate weapon, Ultima Weapon!
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Unfortunately you lack the strength to lift it.
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Fortunately it has a hover function to avoid the lifting issue.
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Unfortunately the shark is now right on top of you
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Fortunately the shark can no longer hold itself so it falls on you
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Unfortunately it crushes you
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Fortunately your shark proof and balance it on your head
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Unfortunately, a man runs at you screaming "ALLAH ACKBAR!"
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Fortunately the shark eats him in one bite.
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Unfortunately he becomes the shark XD
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Fortunately, sharks don't believe in religion. still wants to kill you though, just for shark reasons
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Unfortunately your religion forbids the punching of sharks.
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Fortunately, you suffer from cognitive dissonance and so think it's okay to punch sharks at the same time as thinking it is not (actually that's not very fortunate)
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Unfortunately you broke both your hands
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Fortunately you still put the sharks down
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Unfortunately a rabid wolverine appears
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Fortunately, you brought your trusty AimbotGun™, and you are able to 1337h4x your way to victory against the wolverine!
A winner is you!
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Unfortunately that was only level one
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Fortunately it only gets easier after the first level
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Unfortunately, Game.exe has stopped responding, halting the progression of said generically named game.
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Fortunately you hit alt ctrl delete
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Unfortunately, the whole thing crashed
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Fortunately, due to the fact that your entire computer has crashed, you finally have a reason to go outside and roll around in a patch of daisies!
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Unfortunately you're extremely allergic to daisies
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Fortunately the only affects this allergy has on you is turn you purple!
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Unfortunately you're color blind and can't admire the color change
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Fortunately you have a good imagination
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Unfortunately, you are wearing a hat that summons things from your imagination! You summoned a giant cheetah with wheels on its paws, two flamethrowers, and a Pez dispenser dispenser! What a monstrosity...
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Unfortunately this thing comes from your deepest darkest nightmare
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((I love pez dispensers! IRL I collect them! I have over 250!!))
Fortunately the flamethrower had no fuel and the cheetah doesn't know how to use the makeshift roller skates, and it's quite comical to watch
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((Pictures))
Unfortunately you pass out from laughing
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Fortunately the cheetah also passes out from exhaustion, and the two of you look really cute together ;)
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Unfortunately the cheetah nibbles on things when it sleeps
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Fortunately it's nibbling on the pez dispenser dispenser
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Unfortunately its nibbling all the candy and that one is collectible
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Fortunately you're still passed out and ignorance is bliss
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Unfortunately your ignorant of the fact the cheetah is kneeding your tail
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Fortunately, even if you were awake you wouldn't really care for some reason
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Unfortunately the cheetah is all to close to ripping it off enti....Oh! There it goes!
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Fortunately you slept though so no pain
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Unfortunately, the cheetah wakes up
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Fortunately duke nuke em shows up riding a horse with a falcon on his shoulder carrying an ak-47
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Unfortunately, he's a bit of a washed up, loser, has-been now #14yearstoolategearbox
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((I'm not sure if you're aware, but they did release a duke nukem for ps3 a couple years back, not saying anything, it's just something interesting I stumbled upon about a month ago))
Fortunately iron man shows up
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Unfortunately hulk smash
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Fortunately Hulk miss.
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Unfortunately i have an army
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Fortunately it's smaller than mine significantly
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Unfortunately there are dragons among our ranks
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Fortunately we have fire trucks
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Unfortunately there out of water
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Fortunately, the dragons are out of breath and hence cannot breath fire
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UnFortunately the dragons become giant chickens.
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Fortunately we have catapults that fire chick feed in the direction opposite the battle
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Unfortunately the chickens prefer flesh
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Fortunately we had to get the chick feed from somewhere......like the other army's fallen.
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Unfortunately you are caught in the act
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Fortunately the one who caught you is lazy and won't sound an alarm.
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Unfortunately not so lazy as to not throw boiling oil on you
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Fortunately you are fireproof
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Unfortunately your eyebrows aren't
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Fortunately, your a furry, your eyebrows are buried under a layer of fur... X3
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Unfortunately the acid rain has begun again
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Fortunately it washes off the boiling oil
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Unfortunately it melts your head
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Fortunately it grows back!
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Unfortunately, it is deformed
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Fortunately it comes with laser eyes
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Unfortunately they melt your eyes
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Fortunately, the lasers look hella rad
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Unfortunately as they have melted your eyes you will never see how rad they look :/
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Fortunately you gained the ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes
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Unfortunately you're probably gonna end up melting your friends face.
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Fortunately you will also melt your enemies' ones
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Unfortunately you'll try to learn how to cook with your laser eyes and end up burning all your food.
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Fortunately you like burnt food.
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Unfortunately your body gets used to it, and when you go out to eat everything feels undercooked.
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Fortunately, you could just laser eye the food to make it burnt
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Unfortunately you get kicked out for laser eyeing your food.
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Fortunately, you don't like eating out anyway
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Unfortunately, your mate does.
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Fortunately, you are thoroughly versed in the practice of not giving a f*ck
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Unfortunately that causes your mate to get mad and drag you out anyway making you socialize with their friends
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Fortunatley you love your mate sooooo much so its not really a problem
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Unfortunately your mate likes running into little old ladies and knocking them over
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How is that unfortunate XD
Fortunatley the little old ladies are tough
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Unfortunately a little too tough as they fight back quite fiercely
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fortunatley they soon need a nap
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Unfortunately, as it turns out, it wasn't a nap. At least not a short one
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Fortunatley she drops her pills and forgets what she was doing
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Unfortunately that's because she has old timers..er..I mean Alzheimers
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Fortunatley she thinks your her grandson and bakes cookies for you
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Unfortunately you're dieting and can't have cookies
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Fortunatley the milk is fine
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Unfortunately she accidently mistook her buttermilk for the regular milk