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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: ENOJI Kengura on March 03, 2015, 02:54:51 PM
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The subject says all, since no one is above me, I don't get slapped! X3 Yay!
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You call that a slap?
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X3 well its stronger then urs, ow.
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OWW! Why do winged things keep slapping each-other! and why are they slapping me?! D:
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Oh, you bugger. I gots a riddle for ya. What'd the five fingers say to the face?
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ow DX why? what did I do?
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I dare you to do that again :O
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Gotta keep ya pimp hand strong
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wt*, that hurts DX
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enoji ur gonna get it for that :P
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Oh HELL naw. *takes off rings* hold my jewelry.
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Are you aware slapping a prince is punishable by death
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HYPOCRITE. -whimpers-
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Oh no you didn't. Hold my weave
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do u hate me? DX
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It's tough love!
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^has a death wish. But i respect him for it.
*smacks the hell out of him*
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Ooh, time to whip out the hand of Pimpitude
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Come here, come over here i wanna show you some magic
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*grabs big purple melee weapon from Saints Row 3*
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Have you met ryegard check out how sharp he is
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*slips on Lax glove* YYYACHT!
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MOTHERFU- it just got real
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HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN SUCH A WAY!!!
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Whaaaat? D:
Lol
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*takes a rubber band and snaps it in Raz's eye*
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You're allowed one
That one was yours
Try your luck for two
You'll lose your paws
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You's lucky you my home dawg... er fawx
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I'll forgive you this time
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Do that again and I'll have you squawkin'
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Don't get frisky, I'm taken :P
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*rubs cheek* So, I'm guessing that's a "No" on being my honorary side chick?
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Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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I thought we were friends!! D:
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Oh, but we are >:3
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Don't blame me! Dayum!
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okay were even now! XD
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Screw even, I go for winning ._.
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THANK YOU SIR. MAY I HAVE ANOTHER. SIR?
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The hell was that for
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This one is for talking back
*Cracks knuckles*
WWWHHHAAAAAAP!!!!!
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That makes twice you only get one free
*Warms up backhand*
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I'm awake!
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I'm awake!
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Let me fix that ^_^
KAPOWWW K.O.!!!
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Well, pimpin ain't easy.
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Hmm, what?
:P
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Walk in like Joker, livin' like Bruce Wayne, can I get a toast t- really? Ya just had to ruin my Friday Zen?
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Enough from the clown
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You lookin' to get faded, boi?
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i dont know you XD what are you slapping me for?????
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Sir, I do believe that's a mistake you've made. T_T
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'Ey, ladies is pimps too. *rubs cheek* Jesus
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...so that's how you treat fellow canines huh? >:c
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You can slap me, but god help you if you drink my coconut water or my mango juice
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-drinks your mango juice- mwhahaha! >:3
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Oh, you done did it now
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OwO
Watcha gonna do?
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Must you really disrespect a lady in this way? >:(
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Sowwe... :c
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*takes your tail and snaps it in a mouse trap*
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*slaps with glove* i challenge you to a dual sir
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Challenge accepted! :D
*BAP*
*BAP*
Want more?
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And what have I done to earn this punishment?
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slap back with a fish
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Do I really need to call someone to mess with you?
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I refuse to hit a lady.
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Well there is some civility in there *backhands*
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-whines- :c
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You're very upsetting. This is getting out of hand.
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Okay... Fair play. I'm just gonna go and hope I don't slap or get slapped by anyone else. ;~;
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Ouch. I've never been slapped like that. Why! Why! Why! I'm gonna cry.
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I'm sowwe! ;~; you can sl... -gets slapped by groot- ...I guess you just read my mind on that one eh?
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Oh hi there. Owww what was that
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That, Kalan, would have been m- -gets slapped- ...ow? :c
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I think that was directed too me. It did leave a mark.
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I think that was directed too me. It did leave a mark.
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Someone is asking for it
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Yeah you are lol
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Its pistols at dawn then sir
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Its pistols at dawn then sir
Guess I'm Sol. No pistols for me. I just have a crap load of computers. How will that help me lol.
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You could throw it at someones head
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You could throw it at someones head
Two of the computers are designed to be servers. These things are heavy and can really hurt. Instead of slapping with a computer maybe a small stack of papers will work.
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That would work to i guess
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What did you slap me with this time
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Its called a backhand here let me show you
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Its called a backhand here let me show you
I see and it hurts. I have a double upper hand slap.
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Ouch but why
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Ouch but why
Because you slapped me. Seems cool being in a slap match.
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I would say "I am groot"
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uses ultamate slap in retaliation
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I would say "I am groot"
But I'm not groot. I'm a man of many words lol. Even though Groot is kick ass.
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You are the rootin tootin grootiest grootin groot!
I would suddenly turn to ice.
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You are the rootin tootin grootiest grootin groot!
I would suddenly turn to ice.
Well thank you. I'm leaving with one huge slap too everyone. Time for bed. Also this forum is amazing.
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This forum IS the best.
I would be stunned!
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I shall not challenge you for this, for Id most likely lose.
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I'd turn into a deerfox!
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Why I oughtta *I say with a cigar in my mouth*
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*Grabs your cigar, takes a puff, then drops it on the ground and stomps it out*
Do something about it :D
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owww...why is my fellow hardstyle friend slapping me? DX
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OWWWW :'( what was that for? I just walked into the thread
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aren't we even now? XD
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No because you just smacked me
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Put a shirt on! *SMACK*
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Last time I knew I had a shirt on. Well maybe not my frusona. I'm waiting for my updated avatar.
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*Smacks you a second time for talking back* >:3
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*Smacks you a second time for talking back* >:3
My mom never taught me manners. So slap lol.
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*takes off lacrosse gloves* Really, dude?
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*takes off lacrosse gloves* Really, dude?
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Ahhh I give up. Uncle Uncle Uncle. My mom treat me some manners.
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These claws are coming for you, buddy. >:(
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Ummm my paws are shaking
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Did you forget I also have a pair of hooves?
/lifts skirt of dress to reveal two dull gray hooves/
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Well that was uncalled for
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And you're the one to talk sir? T_T
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But i would never slap a lady especially one so fair *rubs face*
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I'm not afraid to smack a lady
*Smacks Kal*
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You sir have insulted me *slaps teiko with a steel gauntlet*
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Hey your steel quantlet missed him an hit me. That wasn't nice. I didn't deserve it.
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Sorry *looks at teiko* thats your fault *slaps teiko again*
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Golly I guess I can't stay out of the way. Maybe I won't be afraid too throw a computer.
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Not in the face
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Just a tiny computer. You know like the size of an iPad.
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Is there something you want?
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A'ight then, Imma just shimmy shimmy over there now. *shimmies sadly to a corner*
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Well go ahead and have the corner. Could've asked and no slapping needed.
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*gets slapped, sniffles a little before breaking out in to sobs* ;(
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*gets slapped, sniffles a little before breaking out in to sobs* ;(
Now I'm the one who gets too sniffle and sob.
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Bully *smack*
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Ya mind stop hitting me? It tickles
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Ya mind stop hitting me? It tickles
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Well for one your Smacks don't tickle
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You almost made me spill my mango juice, bruh.
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I nearly spelled my coffee. So feelings mutual.
Well at least on the spills
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*Knocks your coffee over* well theres that
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Ehhhh no fair. Spells whatever your drinking.
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Oww.
actually... that didnt hurt much, guess I am used to being AHHHHH D: *slips on the coffee* Who spilled coffee on the floor? I want to slap them! >:(
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It was kalan, I swear he knocked over my coffee. I guess I deserve it too. It was in his path.
Anyways slap because now my coffee is cold.
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Again, im starting to think you dont like me
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Again, im starting to think you dont like me
Hey it was a friendly slap. I hope yours is mutual because this next slap well isn't mean. Just I dont know.
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My slaps are always friendly
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Well good. It takes a lot to get even get a mean smack from me. Mine are love taps.
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I unfortunalty slap with magic *glows red and slaps the next fur with super furry strength*
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I really like magical red. So honestly I appreciate the slap.
Next slap from me
Expecto patronum. A deer comes running out and slaps.
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Oooooo that was the most awesome slap i've ever had
*Prepares white glove for slap*
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Thank you. I needed that. I'm about to fall asleep.
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Oooooo that was the most awesome slap i've ever had
*Prepares white glove for slap*
Well thank you. Always like Harry potter.
Let's see next slap. Go go gadget slap hands.
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Ooo hi tech slap
Next slap minnion slap someone
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Nah I think my minion fart gun slap would be worse.
Everybody Cleeeeeeeear *poof*
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Woooo im awake now
Next up slap yourself
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Ok why not.
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Im tired enough everything makes me giggle uncontrollably
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Im tired enough everything makes me giggle uncontrollably
Hey I'm having a really fun time.
Oh here is another. "Precious my precious you must not keep my precious *slap*."
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^ Giggle slap XD
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Thank you sir may i have another sir
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I think an exhaustion slap is in order. My knees and ankles hurt.
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^ ~Giggle slap~
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^Exhaustion slap
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One last slap before bed time night everybody
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^sleep slap
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Goodnight kalan.
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Eh, I'll slap ya tomorrow. *pulls covers over my head*
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ooh, bby ;P
I mean, Imma cry again! ;-;
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What do mean I'm the one who should be crying.
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Ooh, you best have asswhoopin' insurance, 'cause you 'bout to pay a deductible.
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Hmmm nope no slap insurance so I guess I got a big slap.
How about I wave my wand and use a spectrum slap. Muhahahaha
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Wow that was cool
Rock slap
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Rock slap isn't cool at all.
Paper and Scissor Slap.
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Don't slap me with scissors...*cries*
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Will slap me with them back then lol.
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*slaps then gets slapped back* I onwy did it out of wove...stawp hurting me *cries harder*
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Dont cry *smack* owwwwwww
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What was that for, Kalen? i'm mildly disgruntled. That's it I'm smacking the next person I see!
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*Walks around the corner* hey josh *wack* sonofa
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*holds my hand having smacked you too hard* ow... ow! why hit me and make it worse? All this violence, oh the humanity
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Starts balling. Why do I have to walk into a house just to say hello and get involved into this argument.
Just for that slap.
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*Whap* oh come on really i wasnt ready
*Gets the fly swatter*
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Well I got the zapping fly sweater.
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*walks in* hey *smack* well fine I won't ask you if you wanted my vintage computer collection
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*Smack* well thats a fine how do you
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*walks in* hey *smack* well fine I won't ask you if you wanted my vintage computer collection
Vintage computer collection?
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Yeah aren't you into computers
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Oh yeah. I have a big computer collection. Big techs guy
Oh slap.
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Owwww *Slaps the next fur twice as hard*
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Well thank you. Just felt like a love tap.
I will love tap back now.
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I have no choice but to take the love tap then
Who else wants one? >:3
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Im not scared, oww you said a love tap
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Well yours didn't seem like a love tap.
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Neither did yours just now. Hold on let me try again
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Ooo i liked that one
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I'm numb now anyway.
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My face is numb and now is my hand. Time to try other hand with a back slap
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Ack!!! I felt that through my numbness
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I heard something about *WHAP* OWW
I am going to slap you for doing that! THAT HURT! >:(
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I ain't Superman, that sh*t hurt
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Well I'm not batman lol.
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Meh, DC, I prefer marv*SMACK* HEY! The movies are better! >:( Can't argue with that, you want to argue? you get slapped!
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hey guys are we talking about comic book st...WHY?! Oh god I think I'm bleeding!
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nah i think we're talking about mo.. WHAT THE F***!!! I JUST CAME IN! SORRY DAMMIT! >:(
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Hey, dont Swear! *Thwack* OWWW!
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I CENSORED MYSE- GAH!! (IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE... XD)
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In my opinion censorship is wr- GOD DAMN IT! How do we escape this viscous cycle?!
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Nice profi-- GAHD!! I WAS COMPLIMENTING YOU!! D:
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D= Dude, I'd have PMd but I've been busy!
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Got dayum, girl!
You got some soft hands ;)
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*slaps myself in addition to Dubaku's slap for being dumb enough to irk him so bad*
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My legs break!
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And yet you still hit my face! How do you even!? What's gotten into us all?!
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How could slap an eevee?!
*swipes a paw at the next fur*
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Ow! That hurts, ya know!
*quickly tosses a piece of bacon into mouth and slaps fur below simultaneously*
Well, pass it on then!
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*snatches bacon before it is swallowed and slaps back*
Pass this on!
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Hey guys, do I smell bacon cuz I would love some right n- Again! God my nose! It was a trap, I should have known! *flails*
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I suddenly can't stop touching DJ mixer tables!
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Oh god no! I passed it on! Ow, okay no need to hit me for it. that's just rude...
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All day I've gone without a slap and now I get smacked.
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I become obsessed with silver bullets.
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I'm going to pretend that never happened.
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I would suddenly start wearing shorts everyday!
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*removes headset, snaps it in half, and throws it at your feet while staring you in the eyes* :D
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Senpai noticed me •^♢^•
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I would have to falcon punch something!
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What is a senpai :?
Can I have one? :D
*drop kicks white just like in my signature*
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*walks in* Hey!!! Which way is it to the audi...OOOOFFFF * falls flat on back*
You mad bro?
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I wouldn't even be mad, because I would feel bad if I hit a weakened man.
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At least you did it softly
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I would throw a pillow at him!
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YAY!!!!!
Pillow fight!!!!!!
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Since he did it again, I would throw a bowl of soup with a cover on it!
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And soup!!!! Thanks...
*Substitutes slap for a hug*
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Its all warm and comfy thank you.
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Did I seriously say something??? DX
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All I'm hearing is slap.
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-spins around then falls face first onto the floor-...
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I'd probably lose my bitcoins.
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Woah! Harshest moderation ever!
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Damn, that was too soft for an old lady!
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Ouch hey claws
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^^OUCH!! That hurt D= And the slap wasn't fun either ;)
^Flat of the blade still counts dude!
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This makes me want to write a book about hands.
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Dude! Did I press the Paws button?
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apparently you did.
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I would have to start wondering how the other blue guy defeated my face.
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time for the forums fave game show slap a mod XD
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Yes saph, I'll take the uppercut for 500 points.
*pow* I should've gone with the daily double
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*crosses legs and levitates* Karma is not in your favor
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O.o *runs away so fast the only thing left is his outline in fur where he was standing*
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While doing that some of your fur got me.
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Sorry could you help me slap it back on, he's gone now
*smack*
Ouch!!!! Not that hard, but thanks. I think it'll stay now
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Will hey i saved your fur for you. Slapping me isn't fair.
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Oops sorry, I meant to give a high five but I missed
*smack*
Hey!!!!! I said I was sorry!!!!
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Falcon.... PAWNCH!!!
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Ouch that really hurt.
I can use ness on you that maybe a really bad smack.
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*flies across room and hits wall*
*gets up and charges Groot*
Puppy POWER!!!!!!!
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Gets out of way and while moving gets hit by tail and furme still runs into other wall.
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Set loose the dogs of war!
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Yeah it's funny seeing canines smacking each other.
Next I'm using Severus Snape.
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I'd call in my SS death squad.
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Oww... wait? your like... a Nazi or something?
OH OK then.
*BLAM*
Good to know my revolver still works :3
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Guys, did I just hear a gunsh- Ow! For the love of...This happened with the bacon a few days back too! Every time!
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A dj slap thats new
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I probably deserved it
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Ooh, that tingled! Haven't seen youse in a while.
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Hassling the new guy eh? Ok... I can dig it. My day will come. XD
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Yeah you just Got me. No fair lol.
Lets see. What about a standard slap today.
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*Applies Supersonic Branch of Sin to Groots face*
CRRRRRRRRRRR - KABOOOOOOOOOOM
K.0. ;)
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Oh that really hurt. Why did you do a supersonic smack.
How about a Lightning Thunder slap.
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Agh! Ow!-Damn yout good
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I didn't want to have to bring out the big guns.
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*has a nose bleed* W-what that's all you got? hmm? Blood? I'm not bleeding, hardly even hurt... I swear...*awkward cough to empathise lying*
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Ouchy!! You hurt my face and feelings... ;-;
IM GOING SUPER SAIYAN!!!!! AHHHH!!!!
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I really didn't want to bring Gravedigger out buuuut
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Gravewho? OWW! don't slap me for asking a question! >:(
*prepares slap*
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OW :'( hey i thought we were friends
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Ow Kalan! That's not nice!
*pulls out spell book to slap with*
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Ok you wanna use spells
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Words hurt less than a slap sir.
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I deserved that i would never slap a lady
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did you just slap a lady?
What kind of elf ar-OW-
Oh... you are SO dead right now >:(
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I feel like if she swung first it's justified. Gender shouldn't negate self defense.
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I probably deserved it... It is rude to stare
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Id have to say that's one of the most flattering slaps ive ever endured
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LA LA LA LA LA What the!!! Ouch!!!.
I didn't do anything.
Errr cowabunga slap.
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That was rude of you *rubs muzzle*
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Hey the feeling is mutual.
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*turns the other cheek*
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I'll help you turn that cheek even more! :D
:D :D
*wwwwwwwwhAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!*
*Teiko hurts his paw from slapping so freakin hard*
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Oh sweet lord my face! That was...yeah it was okay...not that hard at all, Didn't even hurt...at all...
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*Cracking paw knuckles*
That sounds like a challenge to me!!! :D
KA!!!!!!!!!
PEOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!! >:3
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I deserve that
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I would say id slap you back but the last time someone did you had the saddest reaction possible so ill let you off the hook...... this time.....
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Well that slap has to go somewhere!
*SMACK*
*SMACK*
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I have to say thank you. That woke me up this morning.
Now here is a wake up call for you.
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Damn, do you come with a snooze button?
That's my horse! *SLAP*
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Ouch i have no snooze
Well slap
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Ow! Why do that!
Well, take this!
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Ouch i think i lost a tooth.
Why don't i slap with a feather this time
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XD stop that tickles
Pillow smack
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Again, SS DEATH SQUAD!!!
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Alright fine mother russia slap
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NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
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Its us norwegian that are sneaky, no one sees it coming from a norwegian
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Reperesenting British, prepare to get slapped!
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uh-oh the british are here. Rubbish bins are about to be turned about XD
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Say goodbye to your tea, good sir!
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Hey we through the tea in the harbor first
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For Britain! And the queen...actually scratch that last bit most of us don't care about her
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Good point.
Here, have a gentle slap.
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For Britain! And the queen...actually scratch that last bit most of us don't care about her
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Err, grovy? I think your stuck on loop.... :S
Here let me *OWW*
Ok, lets do this the easy way then! *readies slap*
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D: but why :'(
Jedi mind slap
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Thanks for fixing me guys! However I have to get you back for the slaps.
Okay, just come here...It won't hurt too much I promise
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Why slap me? I never got a chance to slap you! :'(
I mean if I could I would have done this *SLAP*
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Hey angder hows it *whack* oww :'(
Giant foam finger slap
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-get hit by it-...uh...^^;
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Ow! Hey could you hit a little to the left next time?
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tim...I thought we were friends.. :'( :P
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I though we were friends!
*uses smoke to slap next person*
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That was strange
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-whimpers and turns to feral form- D:
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Im made of rubber, you're made of glue.
You just slapped me, so now I'm PUNCHING you >:(
It rhymes therefore makes sense :P
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Is that why your hand is now stuck to my face? o.O T_T
that also kinda hurt...
Oww
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D: why though
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OWW! :'(
Sorry I was trying to get Teiko to not be stuck to me! let me try again...
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It's like you don't even want to live anymore Angder...
*cracks knuckles*
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I must have done something to deserve it
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But I didnt
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I'm gonna slap you back, definitely.
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But but but im telling
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There's another slap coming
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Hey are you slapping K- OWWW!
Kalan! you need help here clearly! >:(
*readies slap*
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I checked in to help they said they couldnt fix it
*Smack* ow damn
Alright full paw slap
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I- *slap* Just came here to... owww.... see what you guys were doing.
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Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim… WHYYYYYYYYYY??!!!!??!? :(
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Tim how dare you slap armonia
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I didn't mean to! oogh!
I was being gentle!
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Mmmmm
I like it ruff ;)
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WwwwwwwwELL Then... I don't. :P
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that explains why mine was so weak x3
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*slaps with big black censor bar*
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I probably deserve that
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I'll be more gentle next time! :(
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That wasn't so bad
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*Grabs the otter and tries to crack him open over my tummy* >:(
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Hey I give you scratches
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Hey, Kalan. What did the five fingers say to the face?
Slap!
*slapped* It wasn't suppose to be physical! D:
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What gives you the excuse to make it physical on me then? x_x
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Same goes for you. Also, you got any spare change?
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Hmmm I like it
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Well then hehe XD
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"YEEELLP!!!" :(
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I can't stay upset :D
*licks on the face*
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Hmmmm being slapped with licks?
I can deal with that ^_^
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Ow. Oooow. oooooooowuh. That huuuuuuuuuuuuurt
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Oh I'm s...*falls to the floor from Grovy's slap*
So you had to slap me back?
*gets up*
Real mature
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*Falls over*
So you do it to someone else do you?
Yeah, real mature.
*Lightly slaps*
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Nope *blocks and counterattacks*
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*slams against the wall*
Hey! You hit me instead!
*pulls myself from the wall and stretches my arm and shoulder*
Now y'all are asking for it
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*runs away* What did I staaaaaaaaaaaaaart!? Carnage!
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*chases Grovy*
Hey! You can't just slap me then run away! Who do you think you are?
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*Stands in front of Furme and trips him*
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*Glares at teiko*
Do it again and im gonna slap
*smack*
Owwww no im gonna slap you
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*slap* You call that a slap?... it kinda stings now.