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Title: Talk in Haiku
Post by: MrRazot on February 18, 2015, 05:20:31 AM

Start conversation,
But only talk in Haiku.
This could get messy.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: anoni on February 18, 2015, 07:06:57 AM

That's pretty silly
Someone will mess up this thread
Just you wait and see

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: MrRazot on February 18, 2015, 09:42:38 AM

That's part of the fun,
To get very creative.
Fits in Random Board.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: anoni on February 18, 2015, 09:47:16 AM

I suppose you're right.
Here is an added challenge,
use correct grammar XD

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Midnight Madness on February 18, 2015, 11:09:22 AM

That's not that hard, dude.
Just gotta gauge what you say.
Game Grumps fans, inbound.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: MrRazot on February 18, 2015, 11:33:45 AM

Grammar is easy;
Working syllables is not.
Replay that Barry.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 18, 2015, 11:58:14 AM

Simple poems.
Good idea razot.
Haiku Speak.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 18, 2015, 12:44:48 PM

Poor haiku
Bereft of seasonal themes
Become senryu

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: MrRazot on February 18, 2015, 02:51:03 PM

Hope you catch the drift,
Verses go five, seven, five.
Well the more you know.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 18, 2015, 03:32:25 PM

Surprising endings
Like when a robot vacuum
Smears dog crap around

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: MrRazot on February 18, 2015, 03:42:19 PM

Well I can relate.
But let's not get into that...
The dark side of pets.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 18, 2015, 03:51:29 PM

I love my puppy
But he is the dumbest dog
Charity case hound

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: MrRazot on February 18, 2015, 04:00:34 PM

It's time for dinner,
cooking some chicken and rice.
bless the student life.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 18, 2015, 04:10:33 PM

That moment when you
Want to quote both Family Guy
And the Simpsons - D'OH!

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: anoni on February 18, 2015, 06:19:29 PM

Rise of an Empire
Has one of the best soundtracks
I have ever heard

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: MrRazot on February 18, 2015, 06:27:28 PM

Just wached a movie:
"Dracula's story untold".
Vampires are cool!

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 18, 2015, 07:20:43 PM

So, did the story,
The Dracula untold one,
Did it get told hmm?

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 21, 2015, 06:58:38 AM

Haiku is imminent,
It approaches,
Topic is uncanon.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 21, 2015, 11:12:50 AM

Tim mixes it up
Eschewing five, seven, five
Favours six, four, six

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 21, 2015, 12:47:01 PM

What you did there,
I saw.
It was dandy!

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: anoni on February 21, 2015, 01:39:24 PM

Lets keep it simple
seven, five, seven only
No variations

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 21, 2015, 11:10:36 PM

Haiku is like a
Box of chocolates; contains
Traces of tree-nuts

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 22, 2015, 03:26:44 AM

Quote from: anoni on February 21, 2015, 01:39:24 PM

Lets keep it simple
seven, five, seven only
No variations

But that haiku you made was
A five, seven, five.
I will respect the mod wish.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 22, 2015, 03:31:02 AM

Five, seven then five
Is the convention, I did
Not notice that slip

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Angder on February 22, 2015, 12:19:25 PM

Mods are confusing
But all will be so clear soon
the posts continue

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: MrRazot on February 22, 2015, 01:19:29 PM

Just beat "To the Moon".
My face is soaked from the tears.
God damn Platypus.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 22, 2015, 04:12:01 PM

Poor, old platypus
Thrown together left overs
God's own frittata

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: AlpineSandow on April 14, 2015, 08:08:36 AM

I hate brocoli
And think it totally sucks.
Why is it not meat?

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Tim Siguire on April 14, 2015, 09:50:18 AM

Haiku trains mind,
A warrior poet is made.
Thread lives again.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Angder on April 14, 2015, 12:42:15 PM

agree with Tim
The thread is back again
I will say Yay

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 14, 2015, 08:10:20 PM

I don't know what a haiku is,
Can someone please tell me,
I really don't know what one is.


(get it?)

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Angder on April 14, 2015, 08:12:45 PM

Quote from: MrRazot on February 18, 2015, 02:51:03 PM

Hope you catch the drift,
Verses go five, seven, five.
Well the more you know.

Reading the whole thread
Realized I made a goof GAH!
embarrassment mine

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 14, 2015, 08:15:12 PM

Oh, it's five seven five,
darn it I did seven five seven
Well now I look dumb.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: MrRazot on April 14, 2015, 08:17:18 PM

It's in syllables,
Not the total words you've used.
*Razot flys away*

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Tim Siguire on April 14, 2015, 08:25:33 PM

It sounds difficult,
deep thought is really not deep.
Haiku easy, try.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Angder on April 14, 2015, 08:27:20 PM

yea lets try again
And watch as Angder mucks up
And makes the last line too long.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: MrRazot on April 14, 2015, 08:30:23 PM

Roses are quite red,
Violets are probably blue.
how is this mash up? :P

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 15, 2015, 03:09:45 PM

Epic skills Razot
Mixing up two forms like that
Poetry fusion

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Angder on April 21, 2015, 07:33:35 AM

agreed it was cool
Razot is a true poet.
nothing else to say.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Gone forever on April 21, 2015, 03:09:58 PM

I guess I could try
Speaking in haiku only....
Wow this is easy

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: The Past on April 21, 2015, 04:36:57 PM

I don't even know
My mind is an enigma
It's quite frustrating

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Gone forever on April 21, 2015, 04:44:57 PM

It all just depends
On whether you can keep up
With the syllables

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Tim Siguire on April 22, 2015, 01:17:58 AM

Rover runs in rain,
A White wasp willows the wisp.
Finish Final Phrase.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Gone forever on April 22, 2015, 05:08:35 AM

Rhyming is easy
Now what word rhymes with easy
I think it's easy

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Angder on May 10, 2015, 12:16:57 AM

Furme is cheating

Rhyme with a different word

Laziness is bad.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: George on May 10, 2015, 10:00:46 PM

I do not want to.
This is a terrible thread.
Why did I post here?


XP

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Gone forever on May 15, 2015, 06:10:05 PM

You cannot resist
It is futile to fight it
So just give up now

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: George on May 17, 2015, 08:44:02 PM

Why would I give up
This thread is not one I like
I will take my leave

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Angder on May 18, 2015, 10:35:13 PM

Billybobgeorge is silly
posts where he does not want to.
For purpose, unclear.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: George on May 18, 2015, 10:45:53 PM

You can't make me stay
I'll go on another thread
See you somewhere else

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Angder on May 18, 2015, 10:49:36 PM

Illuminati?
Those are my people you know.
I am in control.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 19, 2015, 08:40:05 PM

Illusionary
Is control, acceptance is
The only freedom

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Tim Siguire on May 19, 2015, 09:06:10 PM

Give much needed hugs.
Spread the love everywhere,
Effect: Positive.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Gone forever on May 25, 2015, 05:24:55 PM

A storm is coming
Along with it bad fortune
Best to seek shelter

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 06, 2015, 04:52:23 PM

The disappointment
Of series ending badly
Winter is coming

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Henri on July 06, 2015, 09:52:10 PM

Ooh I love haikus
They are hard but fun to do
Who else loves haikus


A furry haiku
Anthropomorphic, feral
It does not matter


Together as one
A great family of friends
No one left behind


I am wondering
Is it ok to do four
If not I'm sorry

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: MrRazot on July 06, 2015, 09:59:12 PM

I think that it's cool,
It shows enthusiasm.
Keep it up there folks.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: George on July 07, 2015, 10:15:33 AM

I work railroads
all the live-long day.
Rails are my life.


(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1140577/images/o-BABY-TRAIN-TRACKS-facebook.jpg)

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 08, 2015, 06:47:29 PM

I trained and I trained
But I only failed at track
Humble pie... chew chew

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Henri on July 09, 2015, 03:18:46 PM

Oh so very close
Uptown funk by mark ronson
Being a haiku


But if I stretch it
I can nearly make is work
Which is good enough


This hit, that ice cold
Michelle pfeiffer, that white gold this
One for them hood girls


For the first sentence
It works just a little bit
Then it falls apart


Which is a little sad
As I originally
Thought the song might work


Well At least I tried
Even if it did not work
Perfectly, I tried

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Tim Siguire on July 29, 2015, 08:55:24 PM

Happy to return.
But weak and slow internet.
Across the street internet.



A second one.

My friends, important.
Worth my time.
Happy to see again.

Title: Re: Talk in Haiku
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 01, 2015, 07:43:05 PM

Impolite vixen
Disappears for weeks on end
Without even a...