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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: The Past on February 15, 2015, 05:46:22 AM
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We all know 'em, we all hate 'em; people who feel the need to ban anything they don't like, especially what others find enjoyable, because it's somehow "dangerous", "sinful", or "youth-corrupting." They're typically extremely religious, over-protective of children, and sometimes wearing thick tin-foil hats (figuratively... usually). And for the most crazy, their devotion to making the world squeaky clean can cause even more chaos and destruction!
Now you can be one yourself!
Welcome to the Crazy Moral Guardians club! Tell us what you think should be illegal and why, and you can also discuss and add onto others' ideas. The crazier the better! Just keep it PG-13. Think of the children!
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Toenail clipping should be banned. The clippings are way too sharp. What if you leave one on the floor and you step on it with your bare foot? It's awful!
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This thread is a MONSTER! Making fun of people for trying ban sinful and harmful things!! I can not support this thread in any way!
This THREAD SHOULD BE LOCKED and everyone involved BANNED!
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Think of the children!
(( I cant help but wonder how long intill we slam head first into Poe's law >.> ))
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Poe's Law should be banned, how DARE someone called "Poe" DARE to try and tell us what WE'LL do. I'm being entirely serious at the moment
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We should ban Newton's flaming lazor sword while we're at it!
I've heard it's being used in schools!
Someone could get hurt!
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The picture of the girl in a dress on the bathroom doors that can cause confusion for young people seriously get rid of it bathroom doors should just say boys and girls
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Bathroom doors SHOULDN'T say "Boy" and "Girl" because that's not inclusive to the trans community
(Not necessarily saying this is Crazy)
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I don't think there should be bathrooms. Our ancestors didn't have them so why should we?
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I don't think we should talk model our life from our Ancestors, I mean they died! They obviously did something wrong!
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They also didn't have guns and nukes!
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death is a horrible thing!
I am going to go to the government to ban this abomination against nature known as "death!". we should all live forever.
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I think we shouldn't say "guns" or "nukes" in a conversation, there may be innocent youths around that might want to check out these "guns" and "nukes"!
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It is illegal firearms modifications like THIS that are ruining the nation! Ban assault weapons! (Even though they already are! We need to ban weapons that LOOK like then to! Think of the children!)
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Why aren't men allowed in the women's restroom? THAT'S DISCRIMINATI0N!!
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I hear a lot of think of the children. Maybe it would be better if we weren't worried about them all the time. I say BAN those children! Stupid children, think of the adults!
And is that a picture of a girl in a dress on those toilets I always assumed it was a Darth Vader silhouette. Ban dresses!!
Think of the Sith Lords!
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Forks! They're really sharp as well! Kids should not be eating with those because they can hurt themselves! BAN THEM.
They should use chopsticks instead.
Wait, a kid can poke his eye out with one. Nevermind. Ban chopsticks too.
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I say we should ban spoons as well! You can cut someone's heart out with a spoon you know! Why would someone do that with a spoon you ask? Because it hurts more that why!!!
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Ice cream! There's one abomination that should be OUTLAWED!
How many things have their very own headache named after them huh? Yeah, damn straight!
Don't get me started on gelato! >:(
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HOW DARE YOU!
Ice cream is REQUIRED under the first AMENDMENT.
HOW CAN WE HAVE FREE SPEECH without ICE CREAM! >:(
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Free speech is over-rated, we should ban that for the children!
Go around giving people free speech and you end up with YouTube comments.
I'm also concerned about Michael Bolton. Is there too much of him, or not enough? *worries*
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Voting seems such a problem by creating a gap between supporters.
We should revoke the right to vote in the name of a true democracy!
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Also, let's ban mods. Not only do they moderate stuff but the watch stuff and warn about stuff. Some join in too which is highly suspect!
Think of the members!
*giggles*
And the children of course.
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We should ban the internet because it's full of evil people with minority opinions!
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I think Saturday Night Live need censoring too.
Forty years of their SMUT is too much!
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Having dry humor should be banned, as Dry means no water! and without water, people die! Dry wit Kills people! D:
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Bones in fish. I am furious about these as they make them harder to eat. If fish wanted to have bones they shouldn't have made themselves so delicious!
Do they WANT to choke children to death? Think of the children!!
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Children shouldn't be so loud, when they aren't adorable, they need to be in soundproof cages.
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Soundproof cages should be banned. It's the ultimate form of censorship!!
*rants silently*
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The ESRB should be banned!
*Mumbles*
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Yknow, Why don't we just ban banning? it just causes problems!
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Paradoxes should definitely be banned, they make my head hurt!
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Sponge Bob
His pants are WAY too square
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Don't leave anyone out Trixsie. Why's Sandy the only land animal? That's specist!!!
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We should Ban Vaccines!
the needle scares me
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We should ban stupid people!
They need to stop hoarding the Darwin Awards. X3
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We should ban parking spots. When i see someone that cant park my brain hurts
Think of my brain
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We need to ban this post because it has a spelling error! Also because it happens to be wrong! Think of the children!
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We need to ban bananas, as they have the word ban in them, and hence make children think banned things are acceptable! D:
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I'm concerned about people who go on the internet to complain about people on the net complaining about other people on the net.
I hate those people.
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We should ban a word, specifically "The" Its used far to much and is wasting ink and paper! THINK OF
THE TREES
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We should ban BOOKS!
Children spend too much time staring at wrods, do they gain anything from it. Of course they don't! How could they learn from something fun!?
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What about money? Let's ban that, things would be way simpler without it.
Think of the poor rich kids! And the rich poor kids too!
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We need to ban fire. It burns! >:C
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^agreed!
And think of the savings when we don't need fire fighters and stuff!
That's money we can keep...
FOR THE CHILDREN!!
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^ I agree with you both, but I have a better idea.
How about we don't ban fire but ban oxygen, oxygen is what makes fire burn, if there is no oxygen no fire. So instead of simply not allowing fire we don't allow the thing that helps fire even happen. FOOLPROOF BAN!
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Actually, since so many things are dangerous for the children, wouldn't it be better to just ban children instead of forcing them into a world that's not safe for them to begin with?
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THINK OF THE WORLD. XD
Actually, since so many things are dangerous for the children, wouldn't it be better to just ban children instead of forcing them into a world that's not safe for them to begin with?
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But the world is an evil place!
I think it should be banned as well.
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GUYS! this is revolutionary, ban...BANNING things
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What if we ban the people with the problems? Because the problem is the people with problems!
WE ARE ALL BANNED!!!
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How about we just ban problems instead? o-o
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That's too orthodox! Ban orthodox ways of doing things
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We can't do that! That'd go against everything we stand for!!! O-O
HERESY!!!!! BAN IT!!!!
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No! Ban combine harvesters!
THINK OF THE CORN.
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Ban cheesy horror movies
Think of the children of the corn!
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We need to ban food. It makes children fat, and fat children are sad children.
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Maybe banning things isn't the way to guard morality?
Have we tried laughing gas in all the buildings?
We should do that!
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We should ban buildings, they're just plain ugly and destroy the natural beauty of the earth!
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How about we just ban Earth? I mean, if we don't have any of Earth to destroy, we can't destroy it's beauty in the first place!
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Why don't we just ban entirety?
Without it we wouldn't need to ban anything because nothing could hurt anything
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But we can't ban entirety because that includes banning... and if banned banning we couldn't ban entirety...
We should ban paradoxes.
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We should ban burping because it is gross. >:I
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We should ban the idea that the speed of light is constant, it objectifies people
(this one was actually real (read the last paragraph in CRITICISM) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luce_Irigaray#Criticism)...)
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(Wait... wait what?!!?!?!??! o.O My head hurts)
We should ban stupidity! because most of the worlds problems are ultimately caused by it! >:(
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We should ban intelligence!
if we banned intelligence, then no one is stupid!