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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: MegaMutt on February 01, 2015, 07:52:54 AM

Title: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: MegaMutt on February 01, 2015, 07:52:54 AM

*in a dark room ready for interrogation*
I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW. TELL ME, DO YOU KNOW ... WHO, OR WHAT, STOLE THE LAST COOKIE, FROM THE COOKIE JAR. SPILL THE BEANS! Or, rather, the cookie... I guess?

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: Ryan Naismith on February 01, 2015, 10:01:33 PM

*pulls someone into a table and begins waterboarding them*THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY!

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: MegaMutt on February 02, 2015, 04:01:14 PM

WE NEED TO KNOW NOW; WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS HAD THE CRIMINAL MIND AND BAD BONES TO STEAL. THE COOKIE. FROM THE COOKIE JAR.

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: Ryan Naismith on February 02, 2015, 09:42:48 PM

WHERE IS IT! Where is the cookie!?
*the fur that I'm waterboarding points to his belly *
Yous sick.. HOW COULD YOU

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: MegaMutt on February 02, 2015, 09:56:19 PM

It is a hideous day for all... HOW COULD ANYONE BE SO ... SO... *single tear runs down face* tAKE 'EM AWAY. LOCK 'EM UP.

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 02, 2015, 09:58:07 PM

((Whoa :o Lol))


"This.. is instense. How do I know YOU didn't take it? How do YOu know YOU didn't take it... you probably did and didn't realize it because you were so busy doing somethuing else. or maybe, you THOUGHt you took it but someone snactched it from you and you feel guilty for eating but you dont remember so you interrogate everyone else!"

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: kalan on February 03, 2015, 06:28:25 AM

Better question is how do we know you didn't take it and in a moment of guilt find some random fur hypnotize them in to believing they took it create an elaborate plan to guilt trip someone else as a fail safe and all the while have a reindeer stashed out back for a quick get away just incase your plan went south.

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 03, 2015, 06:41:45 AM

But then it would loop back to you because if I am brainwashed to believe I ate the cookie, then maybe it was YOU.
or rather... we are all wrong and looking for the wrong thing. Maybe there was a GROUP who all ate it."

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: MegaMutt on February 03, 2015, 06:49:13 AM

a mind selfish enough to steal the cookie from the cookie jar would not be able to work in a team! It couldn't have been a group who ate  the cookie!

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: kalan on February 03, 2015, 06:52:40 AM

unless you are part of that group and you're trying to use logic to turn the attention away from you and your band of cookie stealing hooligans

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 03, 2015, 06:57:10 AM

See.. im asleep. *points at sleeping me* you can't say I ate it.

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: kalan on February 03, 2015, 07:00:31 AM

So we are in fact looking for the one fur here whom which would have crumbs in there fur

*Brushes fur* i do so acquit myself

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 03, 2015, 03:46:56 PM

I dont leave crumbs, but even if I did eat the cookie, >_> which I didnt <_< It would be digested by now. Muahahahaha!!

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: MegaMutt on February 03, 2015, 05:06:13 PM

Hmm. Mr Tim Siguire, why do you feel so inclined to say  that you DIDN'T take the cookie? Suspicious.

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: kalan on February 03, 2015, 05:19:27 PM

Why are you the only one not trying to acquit yourself is your guilt so strong you cant say you didnt do it

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: MegaMutt on February 03, 2015, 05:42:26 PM

Now that's just silly. Why would I be so distraught over the cookie being eaten if I ate it? If I ate it then i'd be smug, and I definitely wouldn't be namecalling whoever did eat it. I'm too proud to call myself names.

Title: Re: But who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Post by: Tina on February 03, 2015, 08:32:12 PM

"Is this the cookie you were all looking for?" Holding up a single cookie, was Hitman #6, and he had right paw pointing at the cookie like a gun.
"Nobody moves or this cookie...*dramatic pause as he puts on shades*...crumbles."
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yells that guy from the CSI show as explosions appear behind Six.

(i think i will use this character particularly when i'm feeling evil.)