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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: Dubaku on January 16, 2015, 05:20:03 AM
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(For gits and shiggles.)
They lurk around every corner in canon. Ridiculous shipping with canon characters, they're a thousand years old, but look, I dunno, 17. They're more powerful than canon characters, overpowered as the dickens, "the most powerful being in the universe." They're oh so perfect, "So perfect, it's a curse." And typically their color scheme is, wait for it... red and black, so original. What have I been blab- I mean narrating- about? Mary Sues... the number one leading cause of throbbing headaches among any and all fandoms. Your face will have a large red mark from the impact of the face palm that looking at these characters has caused you to do. Your muscles will cramp from all the times you cringed, looking at these abominable OCs. But, as logic dictates, the only thing that can kill a Sue, is another Sue. You are part of an elite group known as Anti-Sues. We search far and wide, the various cartoon universes, for these Mary Sues.
Name: BoardSmack
Age: 17 earth years
Species: Stallion Anthro (was originally an MLP OC)
Rank: Elite Sue Hunter
Weapon of choice: His trusty enchanted snowboard
Appearance: Brawny, wears a snowboarding jacket, snowboard pants, snowboard boots, and snowboard goggles which can't be removed. Has orange and yellow striped hair. Light gray fur.
Gear: his jacket, pants, goggles, everything, is patented anti B.S. Gear. He can survive any type of environment, any blows he takes in combat, and his goggles protect his eyes, obviously, rendering any psychological, mind control, nightmare stare, etc. useless against him.
Personality: Well, he boards, so, he's a rather chill fellow. Talks a bit like a stereotypical boarder, like "Dude" "Bail" etc.
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Sounds like a really weird RP lol. Also sounds fun knowing you can get beat up and walk normal.
Sounds like a comedic anime.
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(Aye, tis the wonderful world of satire)
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((What's a Mary Sue or Barry Sue, whatever??))
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(It's truly a treat to look up on Google search, preferably on urban dictionary lol)
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((Sounds terrible XD))
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(Hint: Fanfic characters)
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((I don't read Fanfics, I don't make any either. But Marty Sues are terrible characters, stereotypical hero wins. With typical relationships))
Name:
Kaleb Brockman ((My Username)) ^_^
Age:
22 earth years
Species:
Lylatian Fox (was originally a Starfox OC)
Rank:
Elite Sue Hunter
Weapon of choice:
2-Burst Plasma Carbine, Aparoid Powersuit, and his bare hands.
Appearance:
Dark Emerald Green Fox, Black Fur Stripe from Head to Tail . A Black Spot on his Left Eye.
Gear:
He wears a full body combat suit and has an Aparoid Powersuit.
It shines like a Deep Dark Green & Deep Dark Purple Beetle.
If he isn't wearing any of that, he wears Two T-Shirts and Chaps.
Personality:
He is often serious and is a Yes or No type of person.
He nevers yells at someone or tries to hurt them.
He prefers if things have an order.
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((Someone has been reading the sue files ^_^ ))
Name: Ke'l'n'gi (Unpronounceable by most lifeforms, goes by Kern for short)
Age: Unknown
Species: Unknown. but looks like a giant caterpillar with 24 legs.
Rank: N/A
Weapon of choice: Tries to avoid fighting...
Appearance: looks like a giant caterpillar with 24 legs. fur ripples constantly and is red, though there is some suggestion this is not its natural colouring.
Gear: A handgun of unknown make that appears to have infinite ammo, various bits of medical equipment.
Personality: Rarely lies, sometimes claiming it to be impossible, this includes white lies, and most forms of diplomacy.
Background: Kern was Picked up and brainwashed by a sue who apparently wanted the "Perfect Enterprise crew", he then he traveled multiple universes with her. until he landed in one universe were the LoAS was waiting, The sue was not defeated, but her control over her followers waned, and Kern was able to escape her grasp.
Unfortunately, Part of the brainwashing the sue did wiped his memory of life from before he joined her crew, and so, even if he knew how, he could never return to his own universe, because he does not even know who he truly is anymore...
((That backstory was way too long for a fun RP @.@ ))
((I do actually know what Kern is, and I should probably ask if its OK to use books for picking your species, I mean, the high level sues are not going to care they are from the wrong type of media, and really powerful ones already go universe hopping so why not go media hopping a well? If not I will change his species to a general Fursona of indeterminate universe with similar traits.))
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(Omg!! XD dubaku, can I be a sue villain? I have the perfect character for this!)
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((Haha, be it from a book, game, Story, or movie, a Fanfic Character is a Fanfic Character. Lol))
((Ooh, the Acon has a villain! I wanna see, I wanna see!))
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(( OOC
Name: Parly riffin
Age: 18
Species: Wolfcoon
Rank: Citizen/Inventor
Weapon of choice: Baretta 92FS
Appearance: jeans and a red T-shirt
Gear: a mobile phone device, and the Baretta 92FS handgun
Personality: Trusty and cleaver and gifted in IT and technology is an educated software programmer and IT engineer
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(Omg!! XD dubaku, can I be a sue villain? I have the perfect character for this!)
(Go for it, you already qualify for using the 'P' word. XD)
Dudes and Dudettes, Id like to personally welcome each and every one of you to the League of Anti Sues. Being a Sue hunter is no run down a bunny hill, bro. In case ya don't know already, to beat a Sue, ya gotta be a Sue. Ya gotta think like a Sue, but most importantly, ya gotta know how to blend in with canon, to avoid being spotted by a Sue. Once a Sue enters canon, they cast a sort of immunity spell, also called the "Sue Spell". This makes them immune to all canon characters, it causes canon to automatically absolve them of their actions, and worst of all... it makes canon characters fall head over heels for the Sue. I know, just precious, right? To break the Sue Spell, all you need to do is land a blow on the Sue.
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((Forgot to mention he speaks wierd for someone so official))
"Oh that sounds dandy. Is there a chance we don't get affected? Pardon my language but that is Bull Crap. No wonder we are hunting these abominations."
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(Yes!! *perfect fist pump*)
Name: Katheti Ola (Greek for everything)
Age: been around since the beginning of time. (Looks in her twenties)
Species: Hybrid wolf/dragon
Rank: Greek goddess of everything! (Holds a piece of all the gods powers)
Weapon of choice: dual swords
Appearance: She's the most beautiful woman on the planet. Tall with snow white fur and long hair that reaches her feet, but she keeps it Ian perfect bun. Her eyes are neon green and her claws are the same color.
Gear: meh. She doesn't need it. She's just that good.
Personality: Super superior. Her personality often changes and all that sue stuff.
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That's just the attitude we look for in Anti Sues. Congrats, Kaleb, you are well on your way.
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"Kaleb" Kern spoke without emotion, but his fur started to ripple and move with every word "as someone who is able to observe a sue in operation (Which was, on reflection, not a pleasant experience), I assure you resistance, even from canon characters, is fully possible, however rare it might be" he paused, his fur rippling slowly backwards towards the back segments "However" his fur flared suddenly "sues are good at dealing with small complications like that, and the closer you get to a sue, the stronger the effect they have"
Kern turned to Boardsmack "How do we know we won't end up as bad as the sues we fight?" Once again, Kern spoke without emotion, but his fur moved, going flat on the words 'bad' and 'sues" but rippling slowly for the rest of the words...
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A wolfcoon appeared, and walked slowly towards Keleb, "Where am i?" He asked as if he did not know how he got here
"Who are you and you and ... wait" The wolfcoon looked at keleb very confused.
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"Resistance, possible. I implore on my life that such a tragedy does not afflict to me in the future."
*looks at the confused fur* "What seems to be the problem, sir?"
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"I don't know and i was somewhere else and suddenly i am here" Looks right at Keleb"Who are you and where am i?"
I don't remember anything
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"You are in the base of the Anti-Sue Posse." He speaks like its the Wild West.
"Pardon my manners. My name is Kaleb Brockman. And this here is our boss, BassBreaker or something like that."
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"My name is Parly Riffin i am a technical engineer at T24, Now i am here can i be at help?"
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"I reckon a man of your talents can be used here. You will make a useful addition to the crew, partner."
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Kern turns to the newcomer "What were you doing before you found yourself here?"
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"My best buddy called me that my mom just died and then i drove home to see him but then i found my self here?" He was looking at the guy asking and then replied "Who is asking?"
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*BoardSmack put his hand on the newcomer's shoulder* I'm sorry for your loss. You're at the base of operations at the League of Anti Sues. Are you injured?
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"Inju... What no i am not why would i be hurt? Anyways i am not interested in your little club here ehm Mr ...?" Parly took BoardSmack's hand off his shoulder
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The name's BoardSmack, good to meet ya. If you wanna take a sick day, we can send ya home if need be. But you signed up for this.
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"BoardSmack can i call you Board? Well i did not sign anything i am an ordinary stupid IT inventor i was 3 years in school and i work at a company doing my thing and i ain't a soldier or FBI agent i am just an stupid ordinary dude" Parly looked at Board very angry
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The caterpillar's Fur flared up, giving the impression of fire rippling across the segments of his body, despite this impressive display, he continues to talk with seemingly no emotion at all... "I think our friend here is what we technically call an intruder, however given the circumstances I am unclear as to if he came here through idiocy or design, or, indeed, through who's idiocy or design" Kern fur calmed for a second, as he considered the situation, he then turned to Parly. "In answer to your question earlier, My name is -" Kern makes a series of high pitched (and slightly painful) screeches roughly sounding like Ke-ul-koon-gi, "- You, however, can call me Kern, as you are unlikely to be able to pronounce that" His fur flattened slowly as he introduced himself, giving the impression of being stroked by a giant invisible hand...
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Name: Remulus Auditore
Age: 23
Species: Arctic Grey Wolf
Rank: Legendary Sue Hunter
Weapon: Dual swords, Kunais
Appearance: (http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/17/1d7cfc81c554be696891c5f33dc32f9a.jpg)
Also wears fatigue pants and a black shirt.
I will find you, and I...will...HUG YOU!!
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Remulus pulled his sword from the back of a Mary Sue. He smiled proudly. "Ha, overpowered." He walked out the warehouse putting the body in a crate.
I will find you, and I...will...HUG YOU!!
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*BoardSmack picked up the Sue's body* -sigh- Remmy, dude, you're doin' it all wrong. *he tosses the Sue into the incinerator* we don't want them polluting canon, so we gotta dispose of them properly. Thankfully that was just some Sonic recolor, but, you can never be too sure.
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"I deal with pesky fist fighters in my world... anyways, the best way to rid these sues is by proper disposal. Don't forget that if you can't fight it, loophole it."
I hope I run into a sue I can enslave... or at least beat the respect out of them.
Kaleb watches as the sue is property cremated.
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Kern's fur started twitching violently as he heard the word 'enslaved'. He opened his mouth as if to say something, then changed his mind and turns away from Kaleb, the twitching dies down somewhat, but not completely...
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Parly fell onto his knees and started to caught up blood, "Oh no, what is this...?" Parly Looked confused at the others
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Kern instantly moved towards the WolfCoon, and raised up onto his 4 back legs, prior to this, Kern was only about half the height of a normal person, now he reared up to being level with Parly "You appear to be suffering particularly severe hopping sickness" he said simply, "Your biology is trying to adapt to the slightly different physical laws of this new world"
Kern moved back slightly "Do you have any complicating factors for such a trip? have you suffered from any form of hereditary disease that might not function properly under slightly changed biological constants?" Kern's fur rippled up the segments, then down them again. the twitching completely stopped when Parly coughed blood.
"Assuming not, there is nothing to be concerned about for a creature of your biological construction, it will pass in about a minute"
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A curvy female wolf with snow white fur and glowing green eyes floated above the area with a light smile on her face.
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Parly Looked at Kern and said "You would never know what i have been through" And then stopped to look around
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Remulus rolled his eyes. "As long as the Sue is dead, I don't do janitorial work."
I will find you, and I...will...HUG YOU!!
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Kaleb sat in a chair nearby and leaned against a wall. "Hhhhh... the life of hunting these things down. Rowdy little vermin they are. I should take 'em through my rodeo, show them sue cowlicks how to play nice."
With an imaginary gun, he pointed at everyone going "bang, bang, bang, bang..." then he falls out of the chair.
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((Am I too late to join?))
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((Ray! Get yo ass in this RP!))
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((It is never too late Ray :D ))
Parly Stood just watching the other furs doing there thing. He was not sure what a Sue was, But it looked like tho others where hunting them down.
"What is a sue and why are you guys hunting them?" He asked and looked at everyone scared at if the would look back.
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"A sue is a living creation. Birthed from the pits of Fabric hell and raised onto the mind of an imaginary overlord that has everything his way. Basically someone, somewhere, thought of an Original Character for their favorite TV Show, Movie, or Story and made them a reality by putting them into a fabric that defies most .orals of whatever 'it' came from."
Kaleb looked towards the fur before standing up and resetting the chair. Then sitting in it again.
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Parly Looked confused, "No i won't be a part of this, Risking my life for some inanimate creatures is not my cup of tea..." He looked at Kelab, "Get me home to my city and my family and my life" He said with an agry voice
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"You Parly, are one of those Inanimate creatures you are saving. It is, to our knowledge, Impossible to pull someone in from outside, and if someone ever did manage it, all the worlds would probably collapse " Kern's fur swished erratically as he spoke "And as for danger, there is more to dealing with sues than just killing them, we also must repair the damage they cause, the people who have their lives ruined, and the scars in the fabric of reality left when they do the impossible."
Kern dropped down, and stood on all 24 legs once again.
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Remulus watched as they had their argument.
I will find you, and I...will...HUG YOU!!
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Parly Looked around "Excuse me did you just say Fabric of Reality?" Parly pulled a hexagon shaped plasma ring up from his pocket, "I am creating a machine that can bend the fabric of reality to a point where nothing exists in space that is 1 meter by 1 meter, maybe these sues could be at help"
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Kern's fur Moved even more erratically, and for just a moment Kern's monotone seemed to break, and let just the slightest hint of anger and irritation into his voice. "You are a complete and utter idiot, If you think asking a sue for help is a good idea" Kern stated.
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"I am not, i am going to need a autopsy on one, for studying purpose, but then we will need a dead one and yes my research is a Time Machine" Parly Looked at Kern and smiled
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Name: Rayleonarde
Age: 18
Species: Raccoon.
Rank: Initiate Anti-Sue
Weapon of Choice: Flamethrower, Flammenwerfer, what-have-you. Look, it sprays anything from fire to heated chemicals.
Appearance: Standard anthro-raccoon.
Gear: Heat resistant gloves and sleeves, welding goggles, and big black boots.
Personality: Happy-go-lucky, loves his job, likes working with others.
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((What in the world happen to this RP :D ))
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((Dunno))
You need a Sue to autopsy on? Next one's going to you, then. *turns to Ray* So, you another one of the new guys?
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((I did not want to keep arguing, as I did not want Kern to actually come to blows with Parly, I was waiting for someone else to step in.))
Kern moved back, glaring at Parly. Once again he was questioning the motives and ethics of this group he found himself in...
"He is not getting any of my equipment to help in his endeavors, I think you are very unwise to trust him at all" He stated, simply. His fur was still moving erratically, but was starting to calm down a little as he spoke. His voice had already returned to its normal monotone.
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Parly looked at Kern "No Worries, i am a professional i will cut one open, then we maybe can understand its anatomy a little more and maybe it helps hunting them down, you see"
Parly sad down and looked at the floor "I hope you understand that for some reason i want to help now"
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Most of Kern's furs suddenly stand on end, only leaving a small line along his back that was not stationery.
"Boardsmack, a word please"
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Ray nodded. "Yes sir. Fresh off of the production line, sir." He saluted. "Portable disposal unit, sir."
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"Ahh.. Umm, buddy.. if you need some help with Disectin' a creature like a sue. I can be of assisstance, partener. I'll capture the little varmints an' you can use some of my tools to discover their insides and whatnot. I am just here to do my job, though."
Kaleb looked towards the guy requesting the disection.
"Oh, another question." Kaleb looked towards BoardSmack
"When is our first assignment and who are we gonna hunt? Surely these no gooders are causing ruckus and have a fine bounty over their heads. Maybe i'll find me an outlaw who just sticks out but doesn't care."
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*he looks at Ray* At ease. *he looks back to Kaleb* There are Sues lurking at around various canon universes, it's as easy as just picking a door to a universe and just going right in. I heard Neko Sues fetch a rather high price.
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Ray nodded, and laid the fuel canister of his flamethrower on the ground. He sat on it, and looked at Boardsmack. "Sir? I...uh...I don't work alone, sir. My equipment is to heavy to chase Sues." Ray looked down at his feet. "A-And...I accidentally burn everything while moving fast."
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Hmm. *BoardSmack pondered as he looked at the flamethrower* You'd definitely come in handy for Sue-disposal. Or even Universe disposal, which is basically burning doors to universes we have no need to visit.
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((Great Egads!! You posted here!! I was wondering what happened to this RP))
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(Surprisingly enough, it's not shut down yet, yay!)
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Boardsmack appeared to be ignoring Kern. Ripples of annoyance danced down kern's back. "If my concerns are to be ignored I see no reason for me to be here and will return to my room" He stated. The centipede then began to turn and move back to his room.
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*BoardSmack jumped in surprise at Kern's voice* Jesus Tap dancing Christ! Kern, we :need to get you a bell or something. Freakin ninja... just pop outta nowhere. *he chuckles*
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Ray had his welding goggles on, and was cooking a hotdog over a low flame emitting from his flame-thrower. "When're we goin' chief?"
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Kern turned to face Boardsmack, even without being able to read his fur, the irritation and confusion was clear "I was talking to Parly only a few seconds ago, I have been here the whole time." he said simply.
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"Well we have ourselves howdy n rowdy group here! "
Kaleb walks around looking for universes. "Hey. What about this portal here? It'd got a while lotta cheap lookin sues. Its a fantasy RPG style as well."
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Ah, yes, Fantasy RPG. Like a stagnant pool for mosquitoes, this is a well known breeding ground for Mary Sues. You'll find quite a few half angel, half demon, half god, half you get the point. Like all other Sues, nothing within canon can defeat them. Yea, let's go, y'all got the basic idea. Which universe did ya have in mind, Kaleb? So, we can know exactly how to blend in.
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"I'm afraid I have no knowledge of any. Let's take a gander shall we?"
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*BoardSmack kicks up his board, mounting it to his back* Let's. *he cracks his knuckles*
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Kern pulls out his gun, one of the few items he kept from his time on the Evaprise, and checks it, "Set to stun or kill... stun I think for now" flicking a switch, he set his phaser to stun.
He then checks his medical supplies, seeing that all was in place, he looked up "I am waiting on you" he stated.
((Finally have a name for the sue in my back-story, Eva))
((BTW, In case there is any doubt, No I have no plans to play Eva later, she is purely flavor text for Kern))
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Ray completely burned the hotdog he was cooking, and looked around. "We're going out?"
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*BoardSmack grabbed a spray can* Damn right we are, now, y'all know we have to enter canon via the heavens, which means we enter the atmosphere like meteorites. To avoid catching fire, which draws attention... *he gives himself a quick, thorough spray down with the canister*... you need to spray yourself down with this. It reduces atmospheric friction, so it's just like being in a wind tunnel the whole trip down. Ray, especially, with your flamethrower and fuel canister, I strongly advise that you be especially thorough.
Cocaine & Caviar
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Kern sprays himself with the can. "Is this technique safe?" he asked, with some degree of fear in his fur.
((Is this RP a terminator? I swear it just will not die! :P ))
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(I know right?)
Yup, it's proven 98% effective. You only have a 2% chance of catching fire. And even so, it's just a little fizzle. Ray! *BoardSmack tosses the can over towards Ray* Remember to be extra thorough.
Dimes to Diamonds
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Ray looked at the can, and pulled his goggles on, before spraying himself down. He sprayed the entirety of his flamethrower, and smiled. "Good to go...I hope the pilot light still works."
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"Hey feller.... is that flame blocking can thing big enough for everyone? I would hate to burn up in my only chaps and plaid shirt."
Kaleb waited for Ray to carefully spray himself down and waited patiently to spray it onto himself.
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((Hey Friends :D I have been away too long, and yes the RP is up again, so please help me in the game again XD ))
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((your about to enter a canon (universe) and have agreed to help us, Kern does not trust you, but his concerns have gone unheard))
"also what effect will this have on my fur?" Kern asks.
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*BoardSmack looked to Kaleb* Oh yea, don't worry, that's a fresh can. *he then turned to Kern* Don't worry, Kern, this has little to no negative effects on your fur. Aside from an odor like rubber cement. *He then opened up a large holographic chart of Fantasy RPG Canon universes to check for any that have been breached by Sues* Hmm
Dimes to Diamonds
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Kaleb looked towards Boardsmack and pointed out one realm that interested him
"Look o'er there partner. Its an old fashion fantasy RpG... kinda like dungeons and dragons!"
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Ray smiled. "I love that game." He tested his flamethrower, and smiled at the fireball. "Seems like its functioning."
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"fantasy world. dragons, gods, artifacts. Sounds like a perfect place for a new sue, lots of room to grow."
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*BoardSmack takes a deep breath, then exhales* Oh I can just smell the sue already. Just name the universe to go to and let's go.
Dimes to Diamonds
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Ray grinned. "Sword and shield versus flame and bullet?"
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*BoardSmack typed away at the computer* Okay, scanning all known fantasy RPGs for Suesmic activity. *he gazed at the results* *whistle* Got lots of Fantasy Anime's, lots of JRPGs, good god, I can't even pronounce their names. Ooh, here's one... Naruto. What kind of sue is invading today? Auki Jitsune Attoraki, long name; check. Can turn into a dragon using a special jutsu. Has the nine tailed dragon sealed within them, can use it at any time. Bandages on both arms and both legs, ooh, edgy. Carries a special sword called the dragon scale sword. Has successfully defeated orochimaru (correct that if I butchered the spelling) and is Sasuke's lover- okay, pack your shit, we're heading into Naruto. God, reading that gave me a headache. *he rubs his temples trying to soothe the pain*
Dimes to Diamonds
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Ray grinned. "Hearing that gave me a headache, sir." He stood, and waited.
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*BoardSmack unscrews his cranium, grabs a jug of Brain Bleach and pours the concoction over his brain, he then screws his cranium back on* Ahh, much better. Needed that cleansing. *shudder* I've seen some god awful sues, but that... yech.
Dimes to Diamonds
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Ray sighed. "Let's get that Sue. Lest they ruin a universe."
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"If we let a sue grow too strong, one universe is the least of our worries"
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*BoardSmack leads the others into a small room, then, at the press of a button, a large opening appears in the center of the room* Alright, this is it, the universe is right below us. See y'all on the ground. *BoardSmack jumps into the opening* Woooo hooo! *the sound of his voice grew fainter as he fell*
Dimes to Diamonds
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Kern follows after boardsmack, his fur rippled, giving away his fear.
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*as the continue falling, BoardSmack takes out his board, straps himself in, and starts pulling off a bunch of tricks*
Dimes to Diamonds
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Ray spun slowly, relaxed.
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*BoardSmack landed on his feet as he impacted the ground, he then stood up and looked around, scanning the environment, he had landed in the middle of a forest* Huh... peaceful. *the sound of a soft boom caught his attention, it sounded like something was going on in the distance*
Dimes to Diamonds
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Kaleb landed lastly as he was afraid of making jumps.
He soon impacted through some trees and completely had his fall broken. He looked like he was thrown out of a car when he landed.
"Ow.... that was a harsh landing... Everyone ok?!"
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Ray stepped out of a bush, trying to pull his flamethrower from its branches. "I'm here!"
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Kern rolled of his back, and then seemed to examine his fur, satisfied. he glances around at the others "I am here"
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Alright, good, the gang's all here. Let's go investigate that noise. *BoardSmack looks up at the sky and sees a cloud of dust that seems to have erupted from the ground* The Sue's probably close by. *BoardSmack puts his board on his back and starts leaping through the trees*
Dimes to Diamonds
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Ray watched BoardSmack bounce through the trees, and sighed. "Wish I could do that." He then trudged off after Board, trying to keep pace.
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Kern followed Ray "Such a form of movement is actually highly impractical and silly" Kern stated, in his monotone voice.
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C'mon, you guys can do this too y'know. Haven't you guys ever heard of Canon Physics? *he hops down* Just copy the movement they do in the show. Albeit, it takes some getting used to. Oh, that reminds me, everyone put one of these on *BoardSmack hands headbands to each member* each headband has the symbol of the village that best suits your abilities. Ray, you come from the fire village. Kaleb, classic known Leaf village. And Kern, you come from the sound village. I come from the ice village. Wear these however you wish. *BoardSmack ties the headband around his head*
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Ray wrapped the band around his arm. "I wish I could, sir. But..." He lifted his pantleg, revealing a horrific scar. "One on both leg...hurts to jump." Ray dropped his pantleg, and continued on, humming quietly.
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"I am a caterpillar, I am not able to copy the canon movements" Kern tied the headband around the gap between his first 2 segments.
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Hmm... you can still move at great speeds, though. I mean, this is an anime, is it not? *BoardSmack asked as he started weaving a conical hat*
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"Kern appears to be more suited to that slug princess lady since he can't walk about like us. A support type that can go anywhere."
Kalebs accent was a bit faint as his mouth felt funny. "What in tarnation is wrong with me, everything I say sounds funny. I'm soundin like them rich folk who have no manners."
=interestin how I didn't get water village or even one of the smaller clans... where is this knowledge coming from!? Its like I know what fancy words these people speak!=
Kaleb looked straight with his mouth shut and put his headband over his neck and arm pit, a similar size to the head actually. just a little wider.
"Alright, there are traps and things in this world and never look someone directly in the eye if it aimt normal!"
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Oh yea, like uh, the summoning jutsu used by Tsunade. Katsuyu, I think it's called. *he finishes weaving the conical hat and puts it on* Well, that completes my look.
Dimes to Diamonds
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"If yall want this easy on ya, close Yer eyes and snap Yer fingers. Make sure you're eyes are closed or it won't work.
When you open them back up you will be guised in an outfit that represents people in your village, or you can be an outcast and wear something else."
Kaleb closed his eyes and snapped his finger, then he was disguised as someone looking to be from Hidden Leaf.
"Now remember, we don't come from the same universe so if you do an attack that ain't punches or kicks, call it a jutsu."
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Ray sighed. "If I wore something else, I'd probably catch fire."
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"I don't think I need a disguise, I am conspicuous enough that one would be pointless."
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Hmm... *snaps fingers* I got an idea! *BoardSmack takes off his conical hat and puts it on Kern* There, perfecto. Anime has all sorts of weird creatures in canon. Like Space Dandy, Bleach, even One Piece. Y'know, maybe you could play off the Akatsuki angle. *BoardSmack takes off his jacket and shakes it out, the jacket's color scheme and design change to that of an Akatsuki robe* Here ya go, Kern. *BoardSmack hands his jacket to Kern* Okay, now we just wait for the cut to the next scene and... *the 'camera' cuts away and back to the group another jacket appears on BoardSmack* There. Ahh, dontcha just love cartoon logic?
Dimes to Diamonds
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Kern stands up on his back legs, and puts the robe on. combined with the hat, it is hard to see his fur, making it hard to tell what he is actually thinking. "Where are we heading?" he asks.
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Ray shrugged, and let out a lick of flame from his flamethrower. "I dunno...probably somewhere the plot demands, r-right?"
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"We dont want to be in the middle of the plot, we want to remain as disconnected from the canon here as possible."
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Kaleb cut in.
"Wait, wouldn't we have to mess with the plot to draw it out? The critter is smart but it ain't perfect. This ones weakness could be its connection to the story."
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Alright, the Sue is nearby, I can feel it in my brain. Aah, the throbbing headache. *he rubs his temples* The pretentiousness is real. Can you feel it?
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I can sense the sue. I can sense it sucking us into its view of the world..." Kern glanced at the rest of the group "Shall we get moving?"
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Ray sighed. "I don't feel anything..."
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"I don't either. But they say it's close."
Kaleb motions towards an open plain.
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Ray reached into his pocket, and pulled out earphones connected to his MP3 player. He slid the wires under his clothes, and up to his ears, to minimize exposure. Ray turned the music on, and sighed. Though it was his job, he hated 'clean-up', as the Sue usually isn't dead. At least, they weren't the few times he was sent to decontaminate the area.
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*BoardSmack looked up into the sky and saw a familiar figure, with long black hair, pale skin, and the tell-tale giant bow around his waist, he was fighting a curvy black haired female in black and red clothing that looked too skimpy for any normal ninja attire* Found the Sue, she's up there, fighting Orochimaru, and of course she's landing all the blows... but then again- *BoardSmack's thoughts are interrupted by what sounded like Sasuke cheering* "Yea, go get 'em, baby!" *BoardSmack unsheathed his board* Yyyup, that's the Sue. God, this whole scene, just take it in. Doesn't it just make you want to cringe?
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Ray pulled an earphone out. "What'd you say, sir?"
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*BoardSmack tilts Ray's head up* Look, up in the sky. It's a bird it's a plane- wow, I need glasses- it's the Mary Sue!
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Ray peered up into the sky. "Looks like it." He looked at BoardSmack. "What're your orders, sir?"
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"I think our course of action is fairly obvious... we need to kill it"
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Kern's got the right idea. Shall we? *BoardSmack readys his board*
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Ray blinked. "I'll follow you...I'm only a disposal unit."
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Kern brought out his Phaser. "I will follow what you do BoardSmack"
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"ugh, Sa suke, I don like that guy.. never did and never will. She isn't even what i'd remotely call attractive in this universe... but anyways, lets wrangle her up and brand the rat! We got a sue to catch!"
After a while, Kaleb's voice began to sound as wild west as ever, just a side effect of entering universes.
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Okay, let's do this! *BoardSmack rolls out a chalkboard and starts scribbling a bunch of equations, causing a white cloud to cover the chalkboard, he starts muttering to himself* Okay, *indistinguishable* do this, carry the 4, *indistinguishable* square this aaannnd... done! *BoardSmack hides the chalkboard and tosses his snowboard, nailing the sue in the cranium*
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Ray blinked, confused by his commander's actions.
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Y'all may be asking yourselves "BoardSmack, what was the point of all that?" I will demonstrate that later. But, for now... *his board comes back to him as he catches it* let's have some fun, 'cause the sue ain't done yet.
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Kern fires his phaser, 3 short bursts, only 2 hit. "wrong colour shirt" He states simply.
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*BoardSmack stops in midstride and laughs* 'Ey, I see what ya did there... red shirts. *he continues charging at the sue*
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Katheti floated over the area with a smirk on her face. "My my." She cooed in her usual soothing voice.
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*BoardSmack gave another swing of his board and knocked the sue into a tree*
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Kaleb made hand formations like a jutsu and just quickdraw his revolver. ".....bang.." He saw the shot skim over the sue's foot, he knew it hit but he had trouble hitting such a fast target. Deep down he wondered if he'd meet a certain "him" in this universe.
"Captain!..." Kaleb called out to BoardSmack
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Kern continues to fire his Phaser, and hits the sue 5 or 6 more times... to little effect.
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*the Sue gets up and brushes herself off* "FOOLS!! Do you know who I am?! I am the all powerf-"*THWACK*
Jesus tap-dancing Buddha, not the monologue!!
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Kern sneaks forward, trying to get below the sue.
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*The Sue does a bunch of gestures with her hands* "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
Okay, that is admittedly pretty damn confusing... *BoardSmack makes a bunch of random gestures with his hands* Smack style justu, Board Barrage! *a bunch of boards come hurdling towards the sue and her shadow clones, leaving only two* Alright, got a 50/50 chance at guessing this right.
"You'll pay for that!" *they both say, they then undergo the genchuriki transformation*
And so the six tailed fox comes out- wait, since when can shadow clones... *BoardSmack hurdles his snowboard at the sue, eliminating the shadow clone* And that just made this job a whole lot easier.
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Ray watched the fight for a few minutes. Seeing no open flames or burning, he sighed, and set about torching the nearby bushes.
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Kaleb figured he would be a little useless in this place, so he walked over to Ray and stood by him.
"So, Ray... how're ye doin? You like the new world?"
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Ray shrugged. "I've been better. This world isn't my cup of tea...and I can't fight, really." He watched a large bush shrivel and char, at the heat of the flame.
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"I can't really do anything here either... the main fellers who are useful are the captain and them others who were with us."
Kaleb watched the bush and just sat with Ray.
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Ray sighed, and sat down with a huff. "I'm not sure how you cope with it, Kaleb. I've got a set place in this group; garbage disposal."
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"Hey now... don't feel that way. You know how I see it? I think of it as this: No matter my Job or position, I am useful and helpful to the team. We aren't so different, you and I."
Kaleb wrapped an arm around Ray and gave him a pat on the shoulder.
"Ray. I believe you are more than what you think. Don't feel too down, though. This fight in particular disadvantages us both.
So really... I am in your position, partner."
A stray Kunai flies by and cuts Kaleb's tricep on his left arm. (The muscle behind the shoulder, above the elbow.)
"God darn it! That witch cut me one'uh her stray knives! Ray, help me out here and tear off a part of my sleeve to wrap this cut."
(A little convenient, I know. Sorry, trying to be present without dying, heh heh.)
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Ray knelt, and tore a rather large portion of fabric from his pantleg, and wrapped it around Kaleb's wound. "There you go...though you might want to get that redone with actual...y'know...medical stuff."
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"That'll be a while, friend. Rangers like me don go down without a fight. Thanks. I was gonna ask for you to burn it clean but it will have to wait."
Kaleb happily stepped back from the area and let Boardsmack do his thing.
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Ray followed Kaleb, a light smile on his lips. "W-Well...I'm glad I didn't try to cauterize your wound...I would've burned you alive."
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You could heat up the nozzle and try that... maybe it'll clean my cut while sealing it.
Kaleb said.
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Kern fires a shot straight up at the sue.
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"OW!" *the sue rubs her arm in pain where Kern's phaser had hit* "That tickles."
*BoardSmack hurls his board at the sue, delivering the final blow, knocking the sue unconcious* Buddha almighty, that was an ordeal. *he walks up to the sue and pokes her with his board* Eyup, I'd say that's a knocked out sue.
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"And now we kill it. right?"
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I think our newest member, Ray should do the honors. *looks around* Where he at, though?
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Ray stood up, and looked about. "Someone said my name? I was burning things...sorry."
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Ray, if you'd do the honors of disposing of this sue *BoardSmack gestures toward the sue*
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Ray smiled, and walked over to the Sue. He stopped, and spoke. "Aww...look at her..."
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"Wait, wait, wait." Kaleb rushed towards the knocked out Sue and wrote R, I, P, in her chest with his finger before letting Ray finish her.
"She doesn't deserve a slap. Resquiata en paché."
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"Keleb. that is sick" Kern stated "You to Ray, this was a sentient being, however repugnant, it deserves respect"
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Ray looked at Kern, his eyes obscured by the welding goggles he wore. "You think I want to do this? I've never killed a living thing! Only the dead!" He then looked at the Sue, and shuddered. "I-I...um..."
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"Oh, so should I do it then?"
Kaleb looked towards Kern and Ray
"Oh.. ain't no harm if she's about to die. I'm just respecting her. Rest In Peace, I'm not gonna do her wrong. Plus, I feel peace is achieved in the heart. not the grave."
Kaleb pulled out his revolver and twirled it in his paw before gripping the stock and aiming it, ready to pull when told.
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"It should be done quickly and as painlessly as possible" Kern stated, the monotone almost feeling arrogant somehow.
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Kaleb rolled her over and charged a forceful heel through her neck, severing the cord and killing the sue.
"I cain't shoot if she ain't fightin back." He simply stated
"Plus. We don't want any attention. Oh...."
*Kaleb thinks of firing a round through Sasuke's head but can't do it. He knows he might die trying*
"Nevermind."
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"Good" Kern states "The job is done. shall we dispose of the body and return to base?"
Kern glances across the group "Also does anyone require medical attention?"
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"Just me, I think." raisins his paw.
"I got a cut earlier and I had to patch it up... could have burned it.."
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Ray sighed, and started to burn the corpse, speaking quietly about forgiveness and such.
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Kern looks at Shazza's cut "OK... hold still a moment..." He pulls somekind of potion out of his medical kit, and pours some of it over the wound, it stings slightly. "You should be fully healed" Kern states
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*a pulse of energy runs through the world, restoring its balance* Alright, gentlemen, *BoardSmack conjures up a floating zipper and pulls it down* let's go home. *he steps through the portal*
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Kern follows.
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Ray knelt beside the ashes of the Sue, and made a few quick paw movements. He stood, and nodded. Ray turned to the portal, and waited for everyone to enter.
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Kaleb walked through and tossed back his clan / element headband. The outfit disappearing after.
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*BoardSmack closes the portal* Ahh, balance has been restored once again. Nice work, gentlemen.*he says with a smile* But, Special Snowflake Syndrome has been running rampant through canon. Like any disease, you can treat it, but you can never cure it. We can only keep annihilating these snowflakes, so is to prevent it from causing an avalanche of cringe.
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"Rrrright, whatever that is that yer sayin'."
Kaleb put his hat back on and took a seat by the wall.
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Kern's fur moved erratically. "I think we should treat the threat more seriously. you have not been affected first hand."
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Name: Cherry
Age: 17 Grarndum years (20 earth years)
Species: red cheetah anthro
Rank: Elite Sue Hunter
Weapon of choice: coupled with lightning magic, dual swords.
Appearance: (http://i.imgur.com/AFtodez.jpg)
Wearing
(http://i.imgur.com/so3Im5o.jpg)
Gear: most of her equipment is stored away in a subspace storage unit. (borderlands style, located on her hip) contained within it is countless military equipment items, from ammunition to a fricken battle cruiser.
A genius AI she made herself.
(http://i.imgur.com/f3iyvlw.jpg) Cherry wears eight of these armbands. Two on each upper arm, and two on the lower arm. While casting, lightning arcs across them.
Personality: in her free time, fun loving and an amazing person to be around. While whacking sues, the most hardcore military women out to rid the world of the wretched Mary sues. She will stop at no length to complete a mission.
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(Bienvenue! Time to kill some Sues)
*as BoardSmack is polishing his snowboard, he looks into the currently reflective board and looks behind him, seeing a female Cheetah stand before him* Really? Does nobody knock anymore?
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Ray sat in his room, cleaning his flamethrower. He felt horrible for burning the sue, although he knew he had to do it. Ray hoped someone, or something, would happen.
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"This ol' horse o' miiine, we rode through the sun!
And rounded ban-dits, and un lawful henchmen.
We rode to North.. we rode to South,
and even the East, and further weeeeest...
but our journey, has still yet to begin."
Kaleb wasn't even singing in tune or rhythm. He was just.. singing. He walked past Ray's room and had knocked on it.
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Ray blinked, and set his flamethrower aside. "Yes? It's unlocked." His voice didn't carry the chipper, gung-ho feel it once had, but sounded sadder, more detached than before.
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Kaleb stepped in after opening it. "What's the matter ol' littler? You seem down."
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Ray sighed. "I've...only ever done clean-up...I've never seen a Sue die. Heck, I've never seen anything die." He pulled his knees to his chest. "I don't know..."
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"Do ya really wanna see a Dead Man Die? The only time you should worry is if something was doing anything good for others.
Like the sheriffs say: Without Proof, a Bandit is a Free Man." Kaleb flipped a gold coin and handed it to Ray.
"Do you think the sue would have wanted a conversation?"
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Ray stared at the coin, and spoke. "Honestly, yes. I don't think anything deserves to die. Sure, burning a corpse is bad, but..." He clenched his paw around the coin.
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Kaleb sighed. "I know.. you see that everything has a right to live, yes? Sometimes our rights are taken in special circumstances. The sue... she destroyed a reality.. is that worth it?"
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Ray blinked. "I-It didn't seem like it was that broken. I-I've...never been on assignment, just cleanup."
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"Things happen. People always wish for their closest losses to be.. still living." Kaleb sat on one knee.
"Life is like a farm. Some animals live for a cycle, regardless of attachment. Then there are the helpers."
Kaleb looked to Ray. "We are the helpers.. im gonna say it like the truth as gold a wheat farm. You're not suppose to change what will happen. Y' know, touch something in the past and it effects the future. That's a sue. Ya can't touch the past. It's wrong."
"Am I helpin ya at all, little buddy?"
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Ray sighed. "Not really. I-I'm sorry."
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"It's okay. Keep the coin, though. A gift. Remember to keep it. It's special." Kaleb walked out the room.
"See ya later, Ray." *closes door*
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Ray nodded, and placed the coin on the table beside his bed, and curled up. He pulled the blankets over himself, and quickly fell asleep.
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Begins to whistle 'Song of Healing' in reverse. "Good Luck. My sue is coming soon."
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(Bienvenue! Time to kill some Sues)
*as BoardSmack is polishing his snowboard, he looks into the currently reflective board and looks behind him, seeing a female Cheetah stand before him* Really? Does nobody knock anymore?
"where's the fun in it?" the cheetah asked.
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I never knew a heart attack could be fun. *he sets his board down and extends his hand out to shake* How ya doin'? I'm BoardSmack
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"Cherry." she responded, smiling ad she shook his hand.
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((Welcome to TFF! Nice Cheetah.)) ^_^
Kaleb was outside, enjoying the air. Pointlessly training his shooting eye, he really needed to prepare for his encounter.
"Heh, nothing escapes my eye... but it might escape my bullet."
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*he smiles* Pleasure making your acquaintance, Cherry. Welcome to the League of Anti Sues.
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((I assure you, I didn't draw her.... XD I wish I was that good.))
"likewise. And thank you. I've always wanted to travel."
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As do I. And, I'm sure you've heard that traveling isn't the only thing we do?
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A shotgun spontaneously appeared in her hands. "absolutely." she cocked the shotgun.
((KSG, I think it was. Found in call of duty black ops two. It's my favourite gun in the game.))
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(OP... I love it!)
Splendid. So, what experience do you have in merking Sues?
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"masterful. I have this simulator that randomly generates them for practise. I use it often."
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Hmm... let's take this to the training center, follow me. *BoardSmack gets into a nearby elevator and waits for Cherry*
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Cherry keeps pace with him. "I also have several spaceships." she's says, for the hell of it.
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*BoardSmack chuckles and the elevator automatically descends* I like you already. *the elevator lands them in a massive, wide-open room* So, whatchu suggesting? I've got every possible canon universe to choose from. Take your pick.
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She silently examined the room for a moment. "hm... Mine looks like this." she took the storage device strapped to her side and held it up. She pushed it away from her a little and a large, sophisticated looking water tank appeared. Though on the inside, it was far from a water tank. All the while, she thought of a universe.
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*a large holographic list appears* "Please select universe."
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She made the thing disappear and looked through the list. "....... That one."
(infamous universe)
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Good choice, I trust you want conduit enemies?
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"DUPS, yes. Not normal Conduits. And would I break it if I used a much suit...?"
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Use whatever you wish. *he unsheathes his snowboard* ready when you are*
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She generated the mech suit, and climbed in. "being it on."
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*the simulation loads in, DUPs surround the two* Alright. *BoardSmack tosses his board up into the air, he jumps off one of the nearby troops, catching his board and throttling them in one fatal swoop* C'mon...
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Multiple weapons aboard the suit slid out of their slots and selected their targets. Then those various weapons fired. The area was kit up by gunfire and explosions.
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*BoardSmack tosses his board like captain America's shield, hitting any enemies in its path*
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Cherry in her mecha obliterates a building and it comes down in the DUPs below it. It really isn't long until there were none left.
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*BoardSmack watches as Cherry obliterates all other hostiles*
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Ray wandered from his room, and sighed. He couldn't sleep well, or at all, and decided to wander towards the training room.
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Cherry's mecha grew silent, to a degree. The sensors were searching for more targets...
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Ray strolled into the training room, confused as to why it was active.
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The mecha found a target and took aim.
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Ray's ear twitched, and he stopped, confused. "Hello? Is someone using the training room?"
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Cherry disengaged the mecha and the cockpit opened. She climbed out. "yes, me and BoardSmack."
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"Simulation complete."
*BoardSmack picked up his board and looked to Ray* Ray! Glad you're here. Looking to further expand your skillset?
(I gotta hit the sack, g'night everybody)
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Ray shook his head. "Unless it's set for cleanup simulations."
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Ya sure, Ray? Got lots of interesting universes you can try out to hone your skills as an Anti Sue. You specialize in incendiaries, right?
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"oh? A fellow fire bug?...." Cherry said to herself quietly.
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Kern sat in his room, looking at the holographic computer-system he had access to.
//STATE THE SEARCH YOU WOULD LIKE TO ATTEMPT.//
"Known Sue, Originating from a star-trek fanfic. Name EVE."
//Processing//
//Processing//
//Processing//
//Known Sue is outside of search range, or dead.//
Kerns fur seemed to lift slightly. he was actually relieved. The further Eve was from him, the better.
"OK... Is there any universe that produces medical equipment superior to my own?"
//Processing//
//Negative.//
If Kern could smile, he would right now. He often boasted he could bring back the dead, probably could to with enough time. He was not a desperately good fighter (By sue standards) so it was his main purpose on the team. "Final question, Is my gun ready?"
//Affirmative.//
"Good." Kern moved to leave his room, and retrieve his gun.
((In case you have forgotten, Eve is the Sue who was in Kerns back-story.))
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*BoardSmack catches wind of Cherry's question* You also work in incendiaries, Miss Cherry? Heh, that rhymes.
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"it kinda doesn't... But yes, I do~" she began listing a long list of her incendiary weapons. She could be stopped at any time.
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*BoardSmack covers Cherry's mouth with his hand* Allow my brain to have a cool-down period... Sheesh, so, you're always prepared, huh?
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Kern walks into the training-room, a large gun strapped to his side, with controls in reach of his front-right legs.
"Ah. a new member. and you are?"
((switched the order of the posts so it works better :3 ))
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*muffled speech*
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Kern gently pushes boardsmack away from Cherry. allowing her to speak.
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"name's Cherry." she said to the new fellow in the room. "and I'm prepared for anything." she said to BoardSmack.
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"Ah. I am Kern. I am the medic here." Kern continues to talk in a monotone, but his fur moves in complex patterns. "It is good to have another member on the team."
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Ray sighed. "I'm not a fighter, just cleanup."
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Well, my good man, how 'bout we make ya both? There's a ton of equipment you can try out, c'mon.
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Ray shrugged, and followed BoardSmack. "W-We'll see."
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Cherry raises an eyebrow at Kern. "cyborg?" she enquired.
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Name: Tarra
Age: dunno, something in the hundred thousands.
Species: Stallion feral
Rank: New Sue Hunter
Weapon of choice: magic
Appearance: (http://i.imgur.com/LmUHkSE.jpg)
Gear: tattered cloak.
Personality: silent most of the time. Regal. not stuck up. Kind fellow to those who are on the anti-sue side. Underneath the royal-like surface, slightly insane. And a digestive system beyond anything imaginable. Hide your cutlery.
(to be introduced shortly)
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"No" Kern stated. "My memory was wiped before coming here and we are yet to discover the universe I originally came from. It is unknown what I actually am, but I am organic."
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((I did read your sheet before, but I got a bit confused at some point... Can Cherry know what Kern is? Maybe the species is one that is local to her home planet, Grarndum.))
Cherry was silent as she examined Kern...
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((Kerns specific species is unknown, If you must know, PM me. It is an obscure race from a set of books I HIGHLY doubt you will know it.(that applies to anyone else who feels they NEED to know, PM me and I will tell you :3 ) ))
Kern is a caterpillar, covered in crimson fur, the fur seems to ripple as Kern talks, even when he is not talking, his fur is constantly in motion (reflecting what he is thinking perhaps?). looking closely, there are hints of silver further into it. (Perhaps it is only dyed red?) he is about 6 feet long, with 24 legs.
((Edit: Hmm... Now I stop and think, doing the whole, unknown species thing was kinda a bad idea... :S sorry about that... well... whats done several months back is done))
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((it could be undone simply by letting Cherry know what he is. Cherry's version would be a less intelligent variant, being just a wild creature. It'll be called a Zanthax on Grarndum. So that's how Cherry would know it. But only if she can know...))
"well, it's nice to meet you, Kern. "
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"It is not necessary to be polite" Kern states. he then walks over to the simulation computer. "I need to test both the medical and offensive capabilities of my weapon..." Kern stops to consider what world to pick.
((KERN not knowing what he is is a critical part of his character... then again I guess a random person going and ruining a characters personal subplot is kinda "Sue" in a nutshell... X3 ))
((Hmm... I think I would rather the Characters not know just yet (If you want to know OOC then sure).))
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Cherry shrugged. "polite is how I am." says the women who just tor apart a simulated city. "and perhaps I can help you with your testing?"
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"The healing and strengthening effects of my medical beams are untested. if your willing to take the risk I would happily test them on you."
"They should allow you to attack faster, resist damage more, and heal any wounds you do take."
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"let's not test in me directly, rather a simulation of me. Jack, gimme a clone." a small device emerged from Cherry's storage device. A moment later, a second Cherry appeared. "FYI, Jack is my artificial intelligence." the real Cherry explained.
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Kern nodded, and powered up the first beam. "First of all, lets test the ability to toughen skin so it can deflect bullets." Kern fired a green beam that surrounded the clone with a green glow, he then turned the beam off. "You should now be able to resist low tier weapons entirely, small arms fire will just bounce off..."
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Kaleb was walking by the sim room and decided to look around.
"These bastards... government experimental fighting weapons. These things are ugly. But that first boss looks awesome."
He was looking into a screen projection with his world. Earth, 2002, Washington D.C.
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"gimme a second. Analysing the beam is taking a little longer than normal..." cake another voice. Presumably jacks. "... Okay, go." the real Cherry produced a handgun, firing at the clone.
((your technology, your choice if successful..))
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"The technology is a compilation of multiple universes." Kern states proudly. "It does not work with one set science"
The bullets bounce off with ease. "lets see how good the beam actually is. fire something bigger... an assault rifle maybe."
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"I had to cross reference with with the many it seems to relate to." jack briefly explained. Cherry vanished the handgun and produced an assault rifle. "i suggest a shotgun next. I have just the ticket." she then proceeded to empty the magazine on the clone.
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Most of the bullets bounce off harmlessly one again, though some small scratches do appear... "Interesting... Now try the shotgun."
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Cherry didn't hesitate to draw her KSG. She fired immediately, and the solid slug impacted the clones shoulder.
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There is quite a bit of blood, but Kern is confident that without the beam, the shoulder would be gone entirely. "OK... conclusion. weak weapons are virtually negated. mid tier weapons you will only suffer from in event of prolonged fire. High tier weapons are still dangerous." Kern looks at the beam happily. "now... lets heal that damage."
Kern fires a blue beam, and in a few seconds the scratches, and the shoulder, both seem to heal, even the blood seems to be cleaned off
"I think that went well..."
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"indeed. Is the clone still required? Or is it needed to see if there are side effects that are delayed."
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"Hmm... Long-term side effects are unlikely, but I agree caution is advised."
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"go sit in a corner." Cherry ordered the clone, and it complied. The real Cherry clapped once in anticipation. "what's next?"
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"My weaponry. a heat-beam, like my Phazer, but with 10 times the power." Kern looked at Cherry. even with just the fur, Cherry could see Kern was excited "It is mostly designed for taking out those around a sue, the thugs that surround the boss... some kind of horde would be a good test..."
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"we can just use the training rooms systems for that." she tapped at the controls for it. "changelings. Yuss." the environment stayed the default the training room was always, but around thirty changelings appeared. Some were flying. They remained stationary.
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Kern Zapped the changling very quickly, cherry notices that Kern barely aimed, he just turned in the relevant direction and the beam 'Happened' to hit. "Ah. that was easy... what about some moving targets."
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Cherry ordered the changlings to run and fly about randomly.
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At first Kern tried to aim properly, and kept missing. then he closed his eyes...
The shots connected perfectly. "Hmm... the automatic aim relies on the fact my targets are not important to the narrative. as soon as they become important, I have to actually aim... Lets test that"
"Create 8 more targets, and give one of them a name."
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"Hm? I wonder what they're doin? Looks like the uhh, caterpillar creature guy is using the simalater."
Kaleb looked at his screen and was hungry for burgers. "Im hungry..."
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((I can't name things! It's kinda my weakness... I take too long to find ones I like..))
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((You don't have to tell kern, just say OK, and assume Cherry came up with one... or use something silly like Bob.))
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Cherry made it so.
((yey, I can be lazy)
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Kern fired in much the same pattern, at one point he aimed at one changling, and ended up hitting the two beside it. he then had to shoot every other changling before finishing the last one off.
"That was the named one" Kern stated. "Am I correct?"
Kern noticed tim behind them. "Are you waiting to use the simulator, we have just finished."
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"eeyup. That was him." she reset the room. "why does it do that?" she asked.
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"You know how in a movie when the heroes shoot at the villains, the nameless soldiers always seem to die first even when logically you should aim for the leaders?"
"This gun works on the same principle."
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"so OT selects the lowest threat... That sounds rather stupid to me..."
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"Yes, but with perfect accuracy." Kern explained. "The fact is when fighting a sue, you do not want 8 or nine mind controlled mooks flanking you... this gun will kill them 100% of the time. allowing you to focus on the sue him or her self."
"It kills the pests."
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"I can see how that would be useful if you had someone else to focus souly on the sue. Bit on your own, it's not gonna end well for you..."
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"We are in a team. And I take a supporting roll. I heal, empower, and take out the threats that are too minor for the rest of the team to worry about." Kern states. "You, Boardsmack, and the rest of the team deal with the sues."
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"true. Anyway, anything else to test?"
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"No" Kern states. "My weaponry performed past expectations."
"I think its time for me to return to my room and sleep. It has been a long day."
((I need to sleep, night all!))
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"well that's good. Imma go explore this place." with that, she set off.
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Meanwhile, the clone of Cherry is still sitting in the corner...
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Ray wandered about the armory, looking around at the flame-based weaponry.
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Kaleb looked up. "Huh, oh! No.. I don't need to use it. Not now anyways."
Kaleb walked in and looked around. He saw a lighted object in the corner and went to investigate.
". . ." closer and closer he was to the clone. "Hm? Hey.. who are ya?
You some runaway? Why are ya sort o glowin... you ain't radio dangerous are ya?"
(radioactive, i've decided to keep his vocab a little limited. He isn't dumb though.)
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"I am a simulation of Cherry, a new addition to the sue hunters." it said, with a male voice. (JohnDeLancie, I think it's spelled. Voice of discord/Q) "Kern needed a test subject, so I provided a non living one. The real Cherry is wandering."
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"...was... I need to go read me a dictionary.. might learn some words. But you. Why are you a man in a woman's body? Wait, you said the real Cherry is wanderin'... so you're fake! Yeah, a simulation. Were you programmed to have a male voice?"
Kaleb thought about this clone's usefulness but he didn't want to upset it's creator by using it without permission.
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"I am neither man nor women. I am a program." a pony spontaneously appeared next to the simulation of Cherry. "this is my typical appearance." it appeared to be a Pegasus.
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"Oh.. you're an AI? I heard about those. Them space livin' people have those. They also have VI thingies, too."
Kaleb looked around the pegasus creature and turned around to think. "This.. Cherry girl.. she a sue hunter?"
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"VI?" he questioned. Then he responded to the question. "she is."
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"Yeah & ok. Uhm... I remember reading somewhere... I think VI, uhh, means Virrrtueulll.. Inntelligence? Yeah, Virtual Intelligence."
Kaleb smiled and felt proud he knew something.
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"artificial intelligence, virtual intelligence, same thing different name."
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=Aaand there goes my importance...=
"Are you a hunter as well? Im Kaleb erh... Kaleb.." (BRB) XD
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(I knew something g like that would happen. XD)
"one could say that. I am Cherry's AI. I do what she tells me to. "
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"Well it's nice to meet you. Did she happen to give you a name?"
((I just realized I forgot about his stuff & have been portraying him a little wrong.)) X3
((I'm a Starfox guy.. and Hybrid Heaven.)) :P ((Rock the worlds.))
Kaleb walked up to the simulator and punched in codes for a future world.
It generated a very wide room with two doors on each end. The floor was like sandstone, smooth and solid as concrete.
The walls had lights underneath and the ceiling was just 2.5x stories. The door had what looked like a glowing yellow directional pad.
It was a dark grey, metal door that needed a keycode to be opened. Nothing was generated inside the room yet.
"I am Kaleb Brockman... I remember it now."
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"jack, is what she's called me. Noted your name." he then tilted his head as he examined the world. "remembered what, if I may ask."
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Kaleb looked over and gave a cheesy smile. "My name, silly! But.. this room.. it was the last room I saw before I found this group. I escaped before I messed up the story.--I wasn't suppose to be here cause, First Boss Fight. Basic stuff... Im originally from the Starfox dimension. This room we see is a part of the Hybrid Heaven dimension."
He then extended a hand to Jack. "Nice to meet ya, Jack."
((Is your character from anywhere or has a target in particular?))
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((no, he and Cherry are from a world I made up.))
Jack extended a hoof to accept the appendage shake. "likewise. My processing power is limited, due to being away from Cherry. Excuse any dumb questions."
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"There are no dumb questions here, friend. In fact, you can ask me anything.. as long as I know I can answer it. So, partner.. what else of the ranch would ya like to see?" *accidental flashback of a farm*
"Sorry, Jack. Umm, disregard the last question. I am going to go and check.. some things."
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Ray was in another segment of the training simulator, idly burning grass, bushes, and even trees. It, oddly enough, helped him relax. Helped clear his head. His father used to have a saying about smoke and bad thoughts, but it escaped him at the moment.
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Kern slept in an S shape on his bed. Waiting for a new mission.
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"I'm usually the one answering questions. I need not ask anything else." he said, before he left. "okay then, bye."
((Angder, remember to do those side effects...))
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In the simulation room, the Clones eyes seem to distort slightly... Its vision going cloudy.
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Jack looked to the clone. "hmm..." he notified Cherry of the occurrence.
"hooh, glad I didn't let him use it on me eight off the mark.... "she muttered to herself.
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Kern was woken suddenly by his computer beeping. He stumbled over to it and looked at what it had to say.
"Minor damage to a member of the group... Cherry. Eyes detected as injured? Wait? I am getting two~" Kern kicked himself. It was not Cherry, it was the clone. He hurried down to the simulation room.
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Jack had vanished, but the clone was still there. "it started two minutes ago." Came jacks voice.
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Kern looked at the clone, disappointed. "Guess it was a bit easy to design that gun..." Kern pulled out some kind of scanning device, and points it at the clone.
"Not just eyes, the eyes were just the first to go, I am reporting minor damage to much of the clone... damage is temporary... at least in this case. I believe it was the heal beam that did this, if it worked properly..." Kern stopped. "Of course... Biological regrowth. the eyes... slight damage was repaired, then caused by the repairs, creating a loop..." Kern's fur seemed to 'jump' excitedly. "Fascinating, I never anticipated such a result!"
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"shall I resume the simulation?" jack asked.
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Kern looked at The clone, confusion rippling in his fur. Then nodded. "I assume you mean keep the Clone running to simulate the damage. Yes"
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"well do. I'll notify you if anything new happens."
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"No need. I will stay here to inspect the damage myself."
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"alrighty then. Shall I put up some vital signs?"
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Kaleb was at a table he spawned. It held his items and such.
"SP Gun, Defuser Gun, Boosters, Drainers, Enhancers, unknown, unusable, ah.. Items."
Kaleb pulled up a small health drive. "Ah, green... then yellow, red, and white. I wonder if I can... oh! Purple!"
Kaleb put the table away and kept the health drive.
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"Not necessary" Kern states.
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Kaleb took some steps back after entering another code into the simulator.
"Let's see if I can practice some swings."
The room lit up and the door on the other end changed.
((This is the room & door, btw. Except the room doesn't have that thing in the middle.))
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"her brainwaves might become affected..."
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"My technology is the best possible" Kern states. "I can handle it."
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"suit yourself.."
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Kern continued to scan the Clone as the damage got worse.
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"why has it done this?..." jack asked himself out loud.
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"Long term healing has gone wrong. While fixing the damage as it happens is fine, the long term Maintaining stage of the beam works too well, healing 'defects' that are inherent to the person. Injuries that you have grown up with and no longer cause you harm."
"It should be a simple matter of limiting how long the healing continues to prevent it, though it will mean rebuilding the gun, so I want to gather all the info I can..."
((I need to sleep, night all!))
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"everything that's happening to the clone is being recorded. Whenever you need the files, just go to Cherry for them."
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"Noted." Kern states.
"If you see him, can you ask boardsmack when our next mission is, I need to know when I can safely rebuild my gun."
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"I'll notify you when I find out. As will cherry, whoever finds out first."
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"That is useful." Kern states.
((I think at this stage we really do need to wait for something to happen... not much more we can do by just talking and doing stuff around the base, at least in Kerns case. :/ ))
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((I'm not going to be on much for the next three days. Just a heads up. College is a pain...))
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((Fair enough, that might be a good reason to delay anything happening slightly longer then, though I will only post if approached at this stage. My char development is all done. ^_^ ))
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((ah, guys? Are any of you dead? XD))
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((I am ALIVE!!!!!!!!))
((Last I checked anyway. >.> ))
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((No. Just Dubs needs to post something. He IS the leader after all.))
Kaleb's emerald fur glowed in the light.
A Spica generated in front of him. A blue, skinny creature with large claws for hands. Its head is a creepy, wide, teethed, mass of flesh that seems like you're staring into its body.
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((Or Acon needs to do something sueish to get our attention))
Kern was satisfied with the data he had collected. "OK... I have no further need of the clone"
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((Do you think she even remembers this RP?))
The Spica took position, like a boxing style, and waited for Kaleb's approach. The creature had a zone in front of it that would engage a fighting mode. Kaleb waited for his preparations.
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((Right, tho))
*BoardSmack loads in the Tron: Legacy training module* //Unknown Program vs. Rinzler// *Rinzler loads in and preps his dual light disks, BoardSmack breaks his disk in half, forming it into a snowboard*
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Kern leaves the room. "need to fix my gun" He states.
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((uh, guys... Y it stahp?))
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((Good question D:))
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((We need a sue to hunt down! ASAP!! Let's start with easy ones! videogames! Especially ones with easily wreckable stories! Like Starfox! Nintendo based stuff! and i'll stop shouting... Sega, and... uhm..... hell... make something! DX ))
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*BoardSmack gathers the group together, puts a wooden door in front of him and promptly kicks it down* Ladies and Gentlemen, have I got a sue for you. *he slams the tablet on the table, showing the details of the sue* He goes by Oracle The Alicorn. Married to and has a daughter with Princess Luna. Captain of the royal guard, defeated discord, defeated celestia, makes ya wanna puke. Get ready, people, we head to the My Li-*slowly breaks into hesitant mumbling*
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Ray sighed. "My Little Pony, eh?" He chuckled, and shook his head. "Didn't think it'd be possible to Sue that one up."
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Cherry burst in a moment later. "you kidding? It's to easy to sue that."
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"Agreed, my little pony has a lot of sues. It is also clear that these sues must be stopped" Kern readied the repaired gun. "I have not had time to make sure the gun works. so for the moment I will keep to healing people through conventional means. Its offensive functions however should work fine."
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"Yeeeehaaaaww!!" Kaleb hopped up & down, twirling his hat and going to get clean clothes and a shower.
"Now.. it's not everyday I get to meet a talkin' horse. But I want to meet Derpy, or Muffins... talk to AJ. I used to watch parodies."
*runs off and cleans up*
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"Keleb, there is a horse right there." Kern points at boardsmack.
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"wait a second." Cherry swiped at the tablet, bringing up details of another sue. "Tarra, controller of earth, capable of tearing the planet apart if he chose, no relations.. Eats metal. What?"
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*returns, wearing his suit* "Yeah, but he isn't too special. No offense, Boardsmack. I just like a certain two or three ponies.. especially Apples. She can run a farm an' look good while doin' so. Plus.. Derpy, or Muffins.. whatever her name is, she's so darn cute. I'd take care of her and give her all the grass, hay, apples, carrots.. horses, everythang."
*stands up high, stretching* "I pardon if I sound so interested / obsessed. It's just one uh those things people like that they keep quiet about."
Kaleb looked at the tablet, reading everything. "This is insane."
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Ray shrugged. "I wouldn't know. I don't follow the My Little Pony-verse."
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"Neither do I" Kern states
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"I do." Cherry said.
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"Heh, well it isn't that big of a deal so let's get going.... wait, Cherry... you mentioned a sue earlier... Tarquin... or somethin weird like that. I know we are gonna be lookin' for a uh... Optic, Oculus, damn, I can't remember any of these rascals names."
*reads through the Tablet again*
"Oracle. And Tarra. So does this mean we are gonna be huntin' two sues? I implore you two that we do not get into anything seriously messed up. Before we go, is there any extra infirmation that we should know?"
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There was a note at the bottom of Tarra's tab.
Status: ANTI sue
Cherry was looking over his shoulder and reading the info again. "no, seems like we're hunting one, and recruiting the other. Says Tarra's and anti sue."
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"Oh. Ok, well... we should get going soon."
Kaleb Looked at Cherry confused. "Is it even possible for an Sue Hunter to live in a Sue's reality? Like, wouldn't they get killed?"
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"Well... Shall we depart? I am feeling rather impatient."
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"it doesn't say he is a sue Hunter, he's just against them. I reckon we can pick him up along the way. I can go get him while you lot deal with the sue. And I too am impatient. Let's roast his butt already."
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"I'll go on ahead and take the first step."
Kaleb put his hat on, his armored suit shining against the faint light of the room. He opened the door and took a step through it, falling into the land of Equestria. ((I think it's called Equestria, right?))
"Whoooooaaaaa!! I didn't expect to fall!" *thud*
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Cherry put on an armoured suit similar to halo armour, and she stepped through. She landed next to kaleb, then offered him a hand up.
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Kern follows. "I assume you do not require healing After that Kaleb." Kern states.
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*BoardSmack stands in the open doorway, snowboard sheathed on his back, he then allows himself to fall over and descends rapidly into Equestria, during his free fall descent, he rapidly performs a series of tricks, causing his hands, feet, and either end of his snowboard to give off a bright orange glow, almost like flares*
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Ray tumbled through the sky like a bag of bricks. He plowed a good ten feet into the ground, yelping loudly before the impact.
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Kern moves over to ray. "It appears you might do." Kern climbs down, and scans ray with a device, then injects him with something.
"You should be uninjured now."
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Ray nodded. "I blacked out after impact, but thanks anywho."
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Tim stood up and looked around.
"Nope. I shouldn't. It's Equestria.. unless this is a T or M version, I shouldn't be hurt that bad." *Takes a sprained step*
"Just... give me about... 15 seconds."
Tim sat down and wrapped his tail around his ankle, tightly. "I'll be good. Let's continue."
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*BoardSmack crashes into the ground and quickly springs to his feet* Okay, let's make this quick, all this magic and friendship in the air is making me not so hot. *BoardSmack lets out a hearty groan at the sight of the overly colorful environment* Man, it is not good to be home.
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((HALP! The RP wants to eat my brains! D: ))
"Boardsmack, the only reason your temperature is dropping is because it is colder here than back at base." Kern states. "The friendship has nothing to do with it."
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((He's dead, Jim!))
Ray pulled his goggles on, and looked about. "So, these are the forbidden grounds?"
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"Could you all speak English? What's this forbidden grounds and stuff you speak of... And boardsmack, Chiiillll."
Kaleb looked around until he spotted the road. "I have a farm pony to visit."
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Cherry followed kaleb. "not without me you're not."
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"Eh heh. Alright. I was just gonna see if she was. Hmm avaiiilllllable?" *his eyes dart back and forth*
Kaleb's true intention WAS to try and MAYBE marry Apple Jacks but that already went out the window after he remembered why they were there in the first place.
"Hhhhh..... I would like to find my sue here though. I literslly made her after beating a game's DLC."