*nai poofs in behind me*
Me:damn... You're sexy!
Nai:that's a given! You did create me after all.
Me:no compliment for me?
Nai:nah. You're ugly.
Colonel: Got a s**tbucket?
Me: A what bucket?
Remulus: I think he means a toilet.
Colonel: In the army we callem s**tbuckets. *sees enemy heli* takes it down with his bipod knife only*
Yes, this is life. And in it I will dance till I die.
Jam: I love coffee. Especially iced coffee!
Me: I think we're on the same page here.
Jam: I got a large frappucino! Want a sip?
Me: Aww, thank you. I need that today.
Jam: Monday, right?
Me: Yep...
Me: Have you ever met this new friend of mine?
Mittie: No who sweetie?
Merloon: Ehm No i hate all your friends this one can't be better.
Me: ENOJI?
Mittie: Oh i have met that guy
Merloon: I hate him...
Mittie: Because?
Merloon: He is the friend of my Creator that is all.
Me: I hate you Merloon ...
Merloon: Good thing you invented me then ...
Me: ...