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Title: Puns!
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 14, 2014, 04:28:24 PM

I'll start!
I stepped on a landmine... I got de-feeted by my enemies!

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Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 15, 2014, 05:25:10 PM

Bumped, cos puns.

Looks like some butter woke up on the wrong side of the bread!

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Post by: Goblin Cat 😸 on October 15, 2014, 08:52:21 PM

Why are there fences around grave yards?
Because people are always dying to get in.

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Post by: drakewithout on December 04, 2014, 01:44:32 AM

those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it

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Post by: Tim Siguire on December 04, 2014, 06:12:44 AM

Pun ography, the best type of text in the world.

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Post by: korran on December 04, 2014, 06:18:10 AM

A Elf, a Human and a dwarf walk into a bar. The hobbit walks under it.

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Post by: Hycanith on December 04, 2014, 10:21:59 PM

-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.

-I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

-Sign language is pretty handy.

-I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.


Source:

http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F (http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F)

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Post by: Maine on December 05, 2014, 12:45:30 AM

Whoever invented the I before E except after C obviously never achieved anything. Weird, don't you think?

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Post by: Tim Siguire on December 05, 2014, 01:14:51 AM

I went to the store yesterday and got charged with a salt and battery.

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Post by: kalan on December 05, 2014, 02:38:02 AM

Here's an oldie, police were called to a day care where a three year old was resisting a rest

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Post by: Hycanith on December 05, 2014, 02:40:16 AM

Q: When is a door not a door?

*crickets*

A: When it's not!

*Applause*

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Post by: Tim Siguire on December 05, 2014, 02:45:58 AM

Hahaha..


I ate a cheeseburger in my car earlier. It was Gouda than a Muffler!


*Inserts bad joke eel*

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Post by: drakewithout on December 08, 2014, 03:09:50 PM

this is a setup

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I'm beside myself with joy

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Post by: ENOJI Kengura on December 12, 2014, 03:30:23 PM

I was called someone's precious, that has a nice ring don't you think?   XP

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Post by: anoni on December 12, 2014, 06:59:18 PM

My favourite one comes from a youtube comment on a video for Mass Effect 2 where Tali is exiled.

"Hmm, so they Exiled her for doing terrorist activities? I guess you could say she's been Tali-banned"

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Post by: Tina on December 12, 2014, 07:11:40 PM

These jokes aren't punny. Short story pun time!

Mom: Honey, could pass me the pepper and salt

Me: How dare you pepper me with insalts.

Based off a true story on thanksgiving.