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Title: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Ulfur on September 08, 2014, 04:23:20 AM

Bringing back an old forum game from here
Chuck Norris Jokes (they should be appropriate)
And just one joke per post give everyone one a chance
I'll start since there is no one else to
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird  :o

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: BrokeFang on September 08, 2014, 04:37:29 AM

Please!!! For the love of all that is good....don't get me started on this!!!! I have a book of every joke out there.


Did you know chuck norris tears cure cancer.....too bad he never cries.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Ulfur on September 08, 2014, 01:43:14 PM

I want you to get started on this




Chuck norris doesn't call the wrong number, you just answer the wrong phone

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Ryan Naismith on September 08, 2014, 02:22:41 PM

Chuck Norris CAN compare apples to oranges.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Ulfur on September 08, 2014, 03:22:27 PM

Chuck norris rhymes with orange because he wants it to.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Ryan Naismith on September 08, 2014, 03:46:06 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe.. He holds air hostage.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: aperson1 on September 09, 2014, 01:45:04 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: nixon/monto on September 09, 2014, 11:45:21 AM

A snake once bit chuck. After 2 days of agonizing pain...the snake died

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: MrRazot on September 10, 2014, 08:20:34 PM

Chuck Norris can speak sign language.
He is also well known for his Braille audiobook series.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Ryan Naismith on September 11, 2014, 02:52:17 AM

The chemical formula for cyanide is CN- these are chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: MrRazot on September 11, 2014, 07:02:54 PM

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: anoni on September 12, 2014, 04:12:50 PM

In the beginning, there was nothing, then Chuck Norris round house kicked that nothing in the face and shouted "GET A JOB". Thus the universe was born.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2014, 04:35:51 PM

Chuck Norris toilet paper: rough, tough and doesn't take shit from anyone.