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Title: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 20, 2014, 10:05:17 PM: I see that there have been a few threads like this but they've all gone dead so I thought I'd make a new one. The rules of this game a pretty simple. You grant the wish from the post above you but give it some kind of ironic twist that makes it useless or negative.

Example
User A: I wish I had a sandwich.
User B: Granted, but it's poisoned.

I'll start us off. I wish I could talk to animals.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on July 21, 2014, 02:34:40 AM: Granted, but you can only talk to mudskippers.

I wish I could go home now
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on July 21, 2014, 03:09:55 AM: Granted, but can only go by albatross.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on July 21, 2014, 03:23:52 AM: Granted, but next time, please meet me in the middle an wish for something xD

I wish I was a tree
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on July 21, 2014, 03:25:36 AM: (Sorry Cheza! :$ )

Granted, but only in the summer.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on July 21, 2014, 03:29:50 AM: (It's ok, we all forget to ask new questions/wish for new things/add to the count/subtract from the count/whatever it is we're supposed to sometimes xD)

Granted, but it only works in highly-polluted toxic water. If it's too clean it just won't work.

I wish something fun happened.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on July 21, 2014, 03:32:39 AM: Granted, but it wasn't for you.

I wish I was a ballerina!!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on July 21, 2014, 03:37:25 AM: Granted, enjoy your new life as a cookie ^^
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/Ballerina.png)
(Not sure if the rest of the world also have them, but around here, those things are known as "Ballerina cookies" )

I wish I had a pizza
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on July 21, 2014, 03:39:56 AM: Granted, However the pizza is made of metal.

I wish i had superpowers!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on July 21, 2014, 04:14:43 AM: Granted, but only when it's below zero with the windchill.

I wish I could decide on what color of Converse high tops I want.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 21, 2014, 04:20:45 AM: Granted but that color has been discontinued and every store is out of them.

I wish I could find all of the awesome Classic Rock stuff I love on Spotify.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on July 21, 2014, 01:49:39 PM: Granted, but the company went broke yesterday and all services will be cancelled as of tomorrow.

I wish I could get 1 million views on youtube.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 21, 2014, 02:10:26 PM: Granted, your cover of Rebecca Black's Friday goes viral.

I wish for a pet duck.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on July 21, 2014, 05:55:28 PM: Granted, but he is microscopic. Watch out!

I wish I was on a beach.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 21, 2014, 08:08:18 PM: You're on Blood Beach. Good luck!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Blood-beach.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Blood-beach.jpg)

I wish I was a jumbo-sized taco!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 21, 2014, 10:02:01 PM: Granted, but you're going to be eaten because everybody loves a good taco.

I wish my neck weren't sore.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grey on July 21, 2014, 10:08:28 PM: Granted, but it's not sore anymore because your head fell off.

I wish my laptop would work correctly.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 21, 2014, 10:11:52 PM: Granted, but everything else breaks.

I wish I could run super fast.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grey on July 21, 2014, 10:12:57 PM: Granted, but you're gonna run into things a lot.

I wish I could eat metal.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 21, 2014, 10:19:09 PM: Granted, but that's now the only thing you can eat.

I wish I knew the secrets of the universe.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on July 23, 2014, 09:09:46 AM: Granted. However the secrets are too much for your mortal mind to bear and you go completely insane from the information.
(atleast thats what the movies told me would happen...)

I wish i had a very powerful laser.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grey on July 23, 2014, 11:10:04 AM: Granted, but you're gonna go blind.

I wish I had a fluffier tail.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 23, 2014, 09:06:18 PM: Granted, but it's now so fluffy that it sucks people and things into its fluffy gravitational field, never to be found again.

I wish I didn't need to sleep, but still could if I wanted to.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on July 26, 2014, 04:46:24 AM: Granted, but you're slow moving, even after your option to sleep.

I wish I could breathe in space.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on July 26, 2014, 03:00:32 PM: Granted, but you breathe carbon monoxide, so you die anyway.

I wish I could fly~
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 27, 2014, 12:48:56 AM: Granted, but you're not build for flight or landing so you sustain serious damage.

I wish I didn't have allergies.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on July 27, 2014, 04:59:12 AM: Granted, you're now dead, but no longer have to worry about those darn allergies.

I wish for a million wishes
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 27, 2014, 06:54:43 AM: Granted, but they all have ironic twists.

I wish this wish didn't have an ironic twist.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on July 27, 2014, 09:19:39 AM: Granted, it now has an un-ironic twist, that still screws you over.

I wish I could make the wishing rules
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Luggz on July 27, 2014, 01:35:56 PM: Granted, but there is so much red tape and bureaucracy in the rule making procedure that you have to sit in meetings for the rest of your life.

I wish I never had to work again.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on July 27, 2014, 08:39:49 PM: Granted: local ruling leaves it impossible for you to work anywhere! :D

I wish I had a tonne of cash
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 27, 2014, 10:24:50 PM: Granted but it's counterfeit and you get arrested the first time you spend any of it.

I wish had more motivation to do the things I like.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: HyenaKing on July 28, 2014, 02:02:16 AM: Someone gives you a supplement of pills to only motivate you to do things you don't like.

I wish I could walk.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 28, 2014, 03:28:04 AM: Granted, but you have very little control and can't bend your knees.

I wish my mom would stop being such a stress ball.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on July 28, 2014, 06:50:54 AM: Granted! She is now a football :D

I wish that I'll never be sick again.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: aperson1 on July 28, 2014, 03:35:52 PM: Granted. you died of your last sickness.

I wish I was the third richest person in the world.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on July 28, 2014, 10:15:24 PM: Granted, but it's from drugs and illegal firearms.

I wish I could fly like superman.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 28, 2014, 10:29:09 PM: You can, but without his super-strength and invulnerability your landings are deadly.

I wish that gravity would just get over it.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on July 28, 2014, 10:33:49 PM: Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on July 28, 2014, 10:29:09 PM
You can, but without his super-strength and invulnerability your landings are deadly.

I wish that gravity would just get over it.

but, if I can fly like superman, I can slow down before I land!

granted, but gravity is a fat person and it is a fence.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on July 28, 2014, 11:07:43 PM: (There wasn't a wish there! ^^)

I wish I could do lots of social things!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 28, 2014, 11:19:13 PM: You can but only with people you don't like.

^^^you can slow down to land but never get distracted XD

I wish for Star Wars ep 7 to be the best in the franchise.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on July 29, 2014, 01:12:57 AM: Granted, but only because you went crazy.

I wish that I coul use mind control on humans.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on July 29, 2014, 07:52:19 AM: Granted, but it only lasts for 10 seconds and they know it was you.

I wish there was always a $20 note in my pocket.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 29, 2014, 02:33:36 PM: There is but you can't spend it because it's always in you pocket.

I wish all the children in the world would join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on July 29, 2014, 02:43:50 PM: Granted, but only because the nazis exterminated anyone of any different opinion.

I wish that I had unlimited money to spend.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 29, 2014, 02:59:41 PM: You have unlimited Republic Credits.... good luck!

I wish for another Snickers bar
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on July 29, 2014, 03:43:40 PM: Wish Granted, but if you eat it there's a 99% you'll end up with diabetes...

I wish I had a real working functional lightsaber.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on July 29, 2014, 03:56:43 PM: Granted, but it emits radiation and you now have cancer.

I wish I could go to Chernobyl
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: HyenaKing on July 29, 2014, 04:33:37 PM: You die of radiation poisoning once you get there.

I wish I could think in multiple voices
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on July 29, 2014, 06:21:28 PM: Granted, but schizophrenia.

I wish I was a tier 1 operator.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: NautilusWolf on July 30, 2014, 03:13:35 AM: Granted, but it's for the Nerf Batallion.

I wish I could talk to Dogs.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on July 30, 2014, 04:04:54 AM: Granted, but you can only say terrible thing about them.

I wish I could travel in time and space.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: NautilusWolf on July 30, 2014, 04:08:12 AM: Granted, but you forget how to do it after the first use.

I wish I played the guitar horribly. X3
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on July 30, 2014, 05:57:02 AM: Granted, but you'll still get progressively worse.

I wish to be amazing at everything I do
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on July 30, 2014, 06:56:38 AM: Granted, but you also become amazing at anything bad you do (such as failing an assignment or being mean to someone)

I wish I had good fortune for the remainder of my life!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on July 30, 2014, 07:34:51 AM: Granted, however, everyone else you know will have a bad fortune for the remainder of their lives.

I wish i had the ability to summon pastries at a moments notice.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on July 30, 2014, 07:54:10 AM: Granted, but the pastries have to come from somewhere. You are eventually arrested for mass pastry theft and experts are confuzzled by how you managed to steal them.

I wish the proton was heavier than the neutron and not the other way around
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on July 30, 2014, 11:43:09 AM: Granted, but the universe wasn't happy about that so it stayed up all night putting things back to normal. Shame about having to kill all of humanity, but probably for the best to stop these damn silly wishes.

I wish I was more funny
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on July 30, 2014, 02:47:38 PM: Granted, unfortunately it's tragic humour and everyone laughs at you, not with you

I wish for the next poster to not destroy my wish
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 30, 2014, 02:52:37 PM: I won't destroy it but by acquiescing voluntarily it fails to actually do anything. It's destruction was inherent and not my doing.

I wish for Gene Wilder to actually make another movie before he dies.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on July 30, 2014, 02:56:47 PM: Granted, he makes a new twilight

I wish there was more peace and love~
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 30, 2014, 03:01:23 PM: Everyfur changes their names to either Peace or Love.

I wish I had all my childhood Lego back again.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on July 30, 2014, 03:04:20 PM: Granted, except it's scattered on the floor and you have no SHOES

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish more people cared about science and mathematics
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 30, 2014, 03:42:11 PM: Half the world become J Robert Oppenheimer - good luck!

I wish people cared less about their phones
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: NautilusWolf on July 30, 2014, 04:09:40 PM: Granted, but they spend more time on their tablets.

I wish I knew what love was. (What is love?)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: saph the sergal on July 30, 2014, 04:12:44 PM: granted but you have to play this to learn

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q#ws)

i wish people would grow up at times
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on July 30, 2014, 05:20:02 PM: Granted, but they become too serious and you lose everyone.

I wish I had amazing hacker skills.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 30, 2014, 08:33:45 PM: You actually do already, but you made a cybernetic brain and then had to hack your own brain to erase your memory of it to protect yourself and loved ones from Russian Mafia. Oops... secrets out, better move house.

I wish I had a cool new avi
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: HyenaKing on August 01, 2014, 04:31:03 PM: You get one, though you can't upload it no matter what.

I wish I could stand.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on August 01, 2014, 06:14:04 PM: Granted, but you soon develop scoliosis from slouching when standing.

I wish I had all the chicken nuggets!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on August 01, 2014, 07:37:31 PM: Granted, but in the great chicken nugget depression, you are found out to have them all and get trampled over in the riots.

I wish I had superpowers
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on August 01, 2014, 08:30:54 PM: Granted! You have the power to mind control... Ants.

I wish it wasn't so hot.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on August 01, 2014, 09:18:38 PM: Granted: The earth shifted orbit outwards and the planet super freezes

I wish I was the best Starcraft Player in the world
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: aperson1 on August 02, 2014, 02:40:02 AM: Granted. It is 2005, and your name is Lee Seung Seop.

I wish I could breathe underwater
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on August 02, 2014, 06:26:22 AM: Granted, but only in freezing water, where you could get hypothermia.

I wish I had an impala.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on August 02, 2014, 08:13:44 AM: Granted, but animal rights activists take him/her away after 3 years.

I wish I had a very good money making idea
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on August 03, 2014, 01:12:49 AM: Granted! You sell body parts on eBay.

I wish the stuff at Disney world wasn't so expensive
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on August 06, 2014, 09:38:46 AM: Granted, you become a quadriplegic due to a Disney related incident and you aren't able to get anything settled in court except free Disney rides for life, have fun! :D

I wish the poster below me turns into his fursona
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on August 06, 2014, 02:40:43 PM: Granted, but because he's a she everything goes perfectly fine.

I wish it wouldn't be so hot here all the time x-x
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on August 06, 2014, 05:53:52 PM: Granted, but the temperature gradually drops more and more each day, until the continent is frozen.

I wish I had really awesome craft skills!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 12, 2014, 05:23:21 PM: You can make the best wicker baskets ever. But nothing else.

I wish I knew what to do next.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on September 29, 2014, 05:33:02 PM: Granted, except what you should be doing next is thinking about what you'll do after that!

I wish unicorns were real!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on September 29, 2014, 05:52:06 PM: Granted, but only the real kind that only can be tamed/befriended by pure-hearted maidens exist.

I wish someone could come tell me why there's a 12 year age limit on my headphones
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on September 29, 2014, 08:40:31 PM: Granted, but the answer is so confusing that you don't understand it!

I wish I could be an operator (as in spec ops).
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on September 30, 2014, 03:25:58 PM: Granted, but you were given no training or special gear and die the first day

I wish I couldn't wish for things
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Aconitum on September 30, 2014, 03:37:29 PM: Granted, but only very bad things that destroy mankind.

I wish I had a fish.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on September 30, 2014, 03:45:58 PM: Granted, except you didn't wish for water so the fish dies pretty quickly,

It also appears in Africa as you didn't specify a location.

HMM OK let me be as specific as possible

I wish, at this time, in front of me, I had an uncooked, but perfectly made, white bread sandwich, that had a tablespoon of peanut butter and a squirt of honey on it
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Aconitum on September 30, 2014, 03:50:34 PM: Granted, but it is served on the ground infront of you.

I wish I had a brand new car.
Title: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: The Magic Otter on September 30, 2014, 04:00:50 PM: Granted, but you run over and kill a few pedestrians causing you to be put in jail, the car will be impounded as well, making you unable to drive it.
I wish my wish couldn't be destroyed.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Aconitum on September 30, 2014, 04:08:34 PM: Granted. Everything goes just as you planned, but it ruins the lives of several small children, causing them to become orphans

I wish for a toilet plunger.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: The Magic Otter on September 30, 2014, 04:44:37 PM: Granted, but it has a hole in it.
I wish I had an inedible potato.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zey on September 30, 2014, 05:08:18 PM: Granted, but it comes alive and mentally snaps from being neglected of his duties an makes all orphans now blind.

I wish that this thread lasted forever
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: The Magic Otter on September 30, 2014, 06:09:36 PM: Granted, but everything else will end.
I wish the orphans were now deaf. (Tehe, being cruel is fun.)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zey on September 30, 2014, 07:47:48 PM: Granted but now they can communicate through telepathy and onslaught your mind with their thoughts.

I wish today was tomorrow.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: The Magic Otter on September 30, 2014, 08:34:04 PM: Granted, but you have to wait till midnight.
I wish I had a lipstick colour that suited me.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zey on October 01, 2014, 12:51:10 AM: Granted, but your skin changes to match the color you pick.

I wish fire was cold as ice.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 02, 2014, 12:54:57 PM: It is, but everything else is colder too so you can't tell any different.

I wish for a new season of Game of Thrones
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: oliverotter on October 02, 2014, 01:09:32 PM: Granted, but its only 1 15-min episode in length

I wish I had a tail
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 02, 2014, 01:12:38 PM: Nuuu! D=

(don't forget to make a wish Oliver!)

;)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zey on October 03, 2014, 04:07:55 PM: Granted but you tail has a mouth and it nips at all of your friends.

I wish someone would hug me.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on October 03, 2014, 06:26:41 PM: Granted.
-bear hugs you and crushes your rib cage-

I wish my mum's boyfriend's eldest son to have respect for his dad.

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Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 16, 2014, 03:38:59 PM: He gains respect but only for his mad haxor skillz

I wish for a margenta coloured soft cheese.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 16, 2014, 04:08:36 PM: Granted. A new color of rot!

I wish I had a swaggin gasmask.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 16, 2014, 04:10:53 PM: Granted: it looks like a replica Face-Hugger.

Unfortunately... Chest-Burster
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 16, 2014, 06:03:00 PM: Granted, but it takes your chest with it.

Wish I had a swaggin beret.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on October 16, 2014, 06:27:34 PM: Wish granted...
but no one else can see it

Wish pacman was real
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 17, 2014, 06:26:16 PM: Pacman is real but.... SO MANY GHOSTS! D=

I wish I could visit the US.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 18, 2014, 04:13:49 AM: Granted, but you have to stay with meeeeeee!

I wish I could travel.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Daionor on October 18, 2014, 04:21:14 AM: Granted, you may now travel to the underworld on a one way trip

i wish i could be free of wishes
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 19, 2014, 01:02:34 AM: Granted, but you have to wish for it!

I wish i could wish.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Daionor on October 19, 2014, 01:33:48 AM: granted, but you have to wish for the universe to spontaneously explode or it does not work.

i wish i wish i was a fish
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on October 19, 2014, 02:14:02 AM: Granted, but now you are someone's next meal.

I wish I could go to that Slipknot concert.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Daionor on October 19, 2014, 02:23:47 AM: granted but its only a bunch of knots slipping around on the stage

i wish i could breathe
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 19, 2014, 04:35:20 PM: You can, but only while listening to the Prodigy song Breathe.

I wish that more people appreciated my musical tastes
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 19, 2014, 04:41:08 PM: Granted, but they all hate you!

I wish I had infinite Mountain Dew in a cup to drink.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 19, 2014, 07:05:53 PM: Granted, but it's the crappy version they have here in Australia.

I wish for a fursuiting Elvis impersonator to MC a surprise holiday-cum-reality show of my trip to the Greek Isles.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 19, 2014, 10:01:45 PM: Granted but he's really bad and tries to murder you.

I wish my mom wouldn't force me to go to church
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Daionor on October 20, 2014, 12:28:41 AM: granted, your dad does

i wish i could wish for anything
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on October 25, 2014, 02:58:41 AM: Granted. but you must wish for literally everything that is possible to exist.

I wish i had more tea... :(
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 25, 2014, 03:02:06 AM: Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I could afford all of the stuff I want.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ben on October 25, 2014, 03:09:24 AM: Granted bit after you get the money you have to burn it and watch all your desires burn before your very eyes

I wish I had complete silence for five minuets
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 25, 2014, 03:10:34 AM: Granted, but you're deaf now!

I wish I could have a fursuit.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: The Magic Otter on October 25, 2014, 11:36:44 AM: Granted, but out of real fur and the soles of the animals you killed will haunt you for the rest of your life.
I wish I was happy.
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Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 25, 2014, 01:13:40 PM: Granted, but because of drugs!

I wish I could get away from all this pumpkin spice BS
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on October 25, 2014, 03:12:26 PM: Granted, but now everything tastes of broccoli and asparagus.

I wish I could go home now.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 25, 2014, 04:17:55 PM: Granted! Home is where the heart is, an someone took yours out and placed it on the floor!

Wish I could be my Fursona.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on October 25, 2014, 04:24:49 PM: Granted. You're now a fictional character on the internet ^^

I wish I had some coffee..
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 27, 2014, 06:14:57 PM: You get coffee. It's instant, specifically Pablo: the crappiest instant coffee ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3uSVIZEuvM

I wish Halloween costume was organised
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Post by: Zey on November 26, 2014, 12:12:11 AM: Granted but It's So horrific that you scare everyone away.

I wish I would be accepted into college.
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Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on November 28, 2014, 01:20:30 AM: Granted! But you get ridiculous amounts of debt!

I wish i had an salsa-dancing alpaca. That'd be rad.
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Post by: Grey on December 01, 2014, 07:59:10 PM: Granted, but it'll go mad and eat all the avocados.

I wish I had a giant kiwi.
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Post by: SerebroVolk on December 01, 2014, 08:08:07 PM: Granted but its the size of Earth and causes the two objects to crash in a tasty explosion.

i wish animals could talk.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ryan Naismith on December 01, 2014, 09:56:58 PM: Granted but they are all very sarcastic and hate people.

I wish I could be super 0p3r80r
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Post by: drakewithout on December 04, 2014, 02:41:52 PM: granted but your change has given you cancer You have six moths to live.

>.>

I wish I had done that essay last week.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on December 04, 2014, 07:21:42 PM: Granted, you can read everyone's mind.
although you have no control over this and your brain will probably explode the second you step into a largely populated area.

I wish for a fish.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 05, 2014, 02:55:52 AM: You get a fish but it's a Disney version

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr1pFnJj6H0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr1pFnJj6H0#ws)

I wish for a long weekend hanging out with Katy Perry
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Post by: Hycanith on December 05, 2014, 04:39:50 AM: Granted, but you literally end up hanging from something the entire time. Get it? Because you are hanging ou- *shot*

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Maine on December 06, 2014, 02:23:46 AM: Granted! Here's a whole fifteen feet of it!

I wish for a Shiba Inu!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Nobi on December 07, 2014, 12:01:46 AM: Granted. Death will never come for you. But you will, of course, be forced to witness all your friends and loved ones fall to the passage of time. Alone forever, you will inevitably resort to suicide. You'll jump from the highest points on the planet only to stand right back up. You'll sever every major blood vessel in your body, and never bleed quite enough. You'll empty entire clips into your head and walk away with nothing but a splitting migraine.

Have fun! :D

I wish for unlimited money.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Hycanith on December 07, 2014, 01:46:09 AM: Granted, but the money disappears shortly after you spend it. You begin to feel guilty about buying things, as you are essentially stealing. If that doesn't make you feel terrible enough, people you have had transactions with begin to lose trust in you, and eventually refuse to do business with you. You become known as a scam artist.

Welcome back by the way!

I wish I could find a way to make any person I meet happy.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Hycanith on December 07, 2014, 02:29:36 AM: Granted, but your power is uncontrollable, and you can see through absolutely everything. Your vision distorts your sense of position and direction, as it is difficult to see objects directly in front of you.

You didn't destroy my wish though, I would still take that power!

I wish I could control the amount of physical pain I feel.
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Post by: SilverSolstive on December 07, 2014, 04:18:40 AM: Granted, but for world peace, furry population worldwide will be scattered and close to extinct so there isn't even half of an army for war.

I wish to forvever eat sammiches.

I'm right behind you, working out the size of your dogtag to put it in a frame.
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 07, 2014, 02:32:50 PM: Granted, enjoy your Vegemite >:3

I wish for Ghostbusters 3, starring Bill Murray.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on December 08, 2014, 04:48:29 PM: Granted but it's in Russian with no sub-Titles

I wish for a donut
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Nobi on December 10, 2014, 05:45:08 AM: Granted. A random person drives their car onto your property and does a donut on your front lawn.

I wish for more whipped cream.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Nobi on December 10, 2014, 05:48:43 AM: Granted, but the potential pain you could experience from being burned is now transferred to all other forms of potential injury. So everything else just hurts MORE.

I wish for more shemaghs.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 14, 2014, 01:13:36 AM: You get all the shemaghs, but forget how to wrap them.

I wish to know the hearts of mortals
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Hycanith on December 14, 2014, 08:20:51 PM: You gain the power to know exactly what someones heart looks like just by talking to them. You are also grossed out by human anatomy, but the image of that person's heart is forced into your mind. I suppose this could be helpful in diagnosing heart disease.

I wish that I could remember every piece of text I have ever read.
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Post by: MrRazot on December 15, 2014, 09:00:49 AM: Granted! Oh but you're also blinded by the mental image of it all. Not like you're going to need anything more to read anyway.

I wish I had a pet parrot
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on December 15, 2014, 09:09:57 AM: Granted but it tells your deepest darkest secrets to everyone

I wish i had the worlds fast boat
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on December 15, 2014, 02:22:08 PM: granted, it was in the 16-hundreds.

I wish i had a weekend getaway in the bahamas with dan rather. (When he was younger)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 31, 2014, 03:34:13 PM: Granted, but you mention you chose a younger version and he sulks all weekend.

I wish for someone to treat me like a princess.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on December 31, 2014, 06:23:10 PM: Granted but are not a royal princess. You are a little girl pretending to be a princess.

I want to be famous forum-wise.
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 31, 2014, 06:34:35 PM: You become famous on TFF, but everyone misspells you name.

I wish I was not so messed up
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on December 31, 2014, 06:40:25 PM: (Emotionally or Physically)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 31, 2014, 06:55:30 PM: (emotionally, physically I'm just super-duper)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on December 31, 2014, 07:00:28 PM: I'll go with emotionally, I refuse to believe anyone on this forum is physically messed up or ugly but anyway granted but you must put your emotional problems on the one you love dearest.

I wish for world domination.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 31, 2014, 07:01:27 PM: Ouch! Don't forget to make a wish ;)
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Post by: anoni on January 01, 2015, 01:50:09 PM: Ouch! Don't forget to make a wish xD

I wish for TFF to be up forever
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 01, 2015, 02:21:26 PM: It shall be! But all the members are alts of only three actual people.

I wish for the ultimate chicken recipe!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on January 01, 2015, 04:08:06 PM: Granted but when make the ultimate chicken recipe it will only be enough for one person because there's only one bitesized piece.

If we burn, you burn with us!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on January 01, 2015, 04:28:39 PM: Granted, but as there was no wish, everyone is now fire.

I wish I was not on fire.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on January 01, 2015, 04:30:52 PM: Granted, you were put out by Liquid helium and you froze to death

I wish Half Life 3 came out this year
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Post by: SilverSolstive on January 01, 2015, 04:41:51 PM: Granted Half-Life 3 comes out this year but not until December 31,2015 at 11:59. The next will come out as the same time and date but not till 7 years.

I wish for the next Assassin's Creed to be set in Feudal Japan.

If we burn, you burn with us!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 01, 2015, 05:45:17 PM: It is so! But you must be in Feudal Japan to play it.

I wish for a second kayak.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on January 04, 2015, 12:00:10 AM: IT is granted, you now have a second kayak, unfortunately it's in a very rocky river and you need at least two kayaks to retrieve it

I wish for a world where causality does not exist
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 04, 2015, 01:42:00 AM: Granted, but the illusion of causality remains

I wish for the wireless to stage better radio plays
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on January 15, 2015, 08:40:06 PM: Granted, but all the actors are radios.

I wish life were more like GTA
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 15, 2015, 10:18:35 PM: SHAZAAM! Your wish is granted but some gangsta pops you with his gat to get his cush back ;)

I wish I was more urban
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on January 15, 2015, 10:23:07 PM: Granted, but you are no longer Aussie, you speak an urban dialect.

I wish I owned a Lamborghini Sesto Elemento
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 15, 2015, 10:25:02 PM: Tada! But you have to let your Mum drive it XD

I wish for sweet dreams
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on January 15, 2015, 10:25:42 PM: Granted... ya got diabetus

I wish I had more Jordans
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on January 15, 2015, 10:56:11 PM: Granted. But the day Michael Jordan dies you can't wear them anymore.

I will find you, and I...will...HUG YOU!!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on January 16, 2015, 12:55:30 AM: I wish for a satisfying life.

I will find you, and I...will...HUG YOU!!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on January 16, 2015, 01:26:19 AM: Granted but you age in dog years

I wish i was watching 2 gryphons show right meow
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dax Declan on January 16, 2015, 05:03:04 AM: Granted! But youre blind.
(I'm sorry about not making a wish. I totally forgot).
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 16, 2015, 05:53:56 PM: Granted... good luck with that XD

I wish for a Lion King/Aladdin cross-over film
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on January 16, 2015, 06:29:27 PM: Granted, they all get eaten.

I wish I could find a used Aston Martin around where I live.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on January 16, 2015, 06:50:01 PM: Granted but its a kit car

I wish i had a pet dragon (i can guess where this is gonna go)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on January 16, 2015, 11:12:48 PM: Granted! You get a completely normal Komodo dragon. Coincidentally, a local zoo reports a missing reptile, and sends police to investigate...

I wish I had a spaceship!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 17, 2015, 03:04:31 PM: Granted!! It's smaller than you expected http://shop.lego.com/en-AU/Benny-s-Spaceship-Spaceship-SPACESHIP-70816? (http://shop.lego.com/en-AU/Benny-s-Spaceship-Spaceship-SPACESHIP-70816?)

I wish for a grand piano
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on January 20, 2015, 09:21:47 PM: you have it, a picture of a toy piano, isn't it grand?

i wish for my wish to be destroyed.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on January 20, 2015, 09:29:13 PM: Granted well you're wishin on a star it falls outta the sky and hits you

I wish i had a life predator figure
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on January 21, 2015, 01:17:16 AM: Granted but it becomes valuable being the only one and a week later it breaks. Have fun paying the bill BTW which costs more than your rent.

I wish my internet plan was changed to unlimited.
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Post by: drakewithout on January 21, 2015, 01:24:25 AM: granted, unlimited fees

I wish for a life size inflatable bary manolo doll
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on January 21, 2015, 01:27:17 AM: Granted but it pops as soon as you get it. No refund, no replacement.

I wish to find my other seasons of the Big Bang Theory.

I'm Batman?
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on January 21, 2015, 01:29:57 AM: you find them, however, you lose the tv remote

I wish for my comic to be sucseesfull
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on January 21, 2015, 01:32:14 AM: It's successful to others but you hate it more than anything else.

I wish to have a decorated tablet case with an smooth stylus.

I'm Batman?
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on January 21, 2015, 01:36:16 AM: granted, but you tablet explodes when you touch it with the stylus, and apple sues you

i wish to know the age of the earth in minutes
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on January 23, 2015, 07:35:59 PM: granted, but your tongue is forced to say it all and ties literally

i wish to jump extremely high X3
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Tina on January 23, 2015, 07:57:48 PM: Ok but your turned into a frog now.

I wish to be rule the world!!!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on January 23, 2015, 07:59:25 PM: granted, but everyone you rule overthrows you.

i wish to disappear and reappear at will XD
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on January 23, 2015, 08:51:07 PM: Granted but you loose a little bit of your soul everytime you disappear

I wish i was the number one rockstar in the world "RocknRoll luv"
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on January 24, 2015, 12:47:27 AM: you are, but one of your fans skins you and make a pair of underwear because, you know, fans

i wish for my wish not to be destroyed
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Tina on January 24, 2015, 09:04:45 AM: Ok you won't be destroyed however you're turned to stone.

I wish for a turtle. Don't ask why...cause i don't even know why.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 24, 2015, 09:08:12 AM: Granted, but it's a microscopic turtle and you end up losing it since you can't see it with the naked eye.

I wish I had a bucket of fried chicken.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on January 24, 2015, 10:54:18 AM: Granted, You get a bucket made out of fried chicken, and full of muddy water.

I wish Jar-Jar-binks was not in starwars episode 1 and 2
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on January 24, 2015, 01:28:24 PM: Granted but he makes a reappearance in episode 3 and 4.

I wish to have less dirty dishes.

Yes, this is life. And in it I will dance till I die.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 24, 2015, 05:20:38 PM: Granted, you have no food to put on your dishes.

I wish I could play guitar.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on January 24, 2015, 05:30:56 PM: Granted! You're a guitar pro! But you're so bad ass that the strings keep breaking the second you touch them. Looks like its possible to be too good.

I wish I was fit and healthy.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 24, 2015, 05:37:13 PM: Granted, but you can only eat celery in order to stay that way.

I wish I had pizza.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on January 24, 2015, 06:41:51 PM: Granted! You had pizza, but now it seems to have disappeared.
How disappointing...

I wish I was super smart
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 24, 2015, 06:50:43 PM: Granted, but you're so smart that you annoy everybody around you.

I wish I had a copy of Dragon Ball Zenoverse
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on January 27, 2015, 11:08:34 AM: Wish is granted, unfortunately this isn't the new game Dragon Ball Xenoverse, but instead a cheap knockoff Dragon Ball Zenoverse

I wish they made Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkachi 4
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 27, 2015, 02:07:46 PM: Granted! It is release on the Wii. Enjoy :D

I wish I never bought a Wii.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 27, 2015, 03:22:47 PM: Granted, you bought a XBox 360 with a red ring of death.

I wish DMC: Devil May Cry never existed
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 27, 2015, 03:29:30 PM: Shazaam! It became Resident Evil 3.5 as planned. The franchise is destroyed.

I wish for The Simpsons to be more successful
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 27, 2015, 03:53:52 PM: Granted. Every other animated show disappears.

I wish I was a real fox.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on January 27, 2015, 04:02:22 PM: Granted but you live in a zoo

I wish i had a free range animal park
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on January 28, 2015, 12:27:25 AM: granted, how ever the park you get, is Jurassic park, now with no walls, the earth is there free range!!

i wish for a big strong guy to ride by and sweep me off my feet
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 28, 2015, 12:31:36 AM: Granted, a tough looking biker rides by on a motorcycle and swings a broom at your legs.

I wish I had some sushi
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on January 28, 2015, 12:33:52 AM: granted, but i herd you worng, so im giveing you a girl named sue (sue she, she sue, get it?)

i wish for a large cup of jo
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 28, 2015, 01:16:38 AM: Granted, but I hear you wrong too so you get a guy named Joe who is holding a big cup.

I wish I had a cup of coffee
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dax Declan on January 28, 2015, 01:18:29 AM: Granted. But it's cheap decaf church coffee.

I wish I could find my headphones
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on January 28, 2015, 01:21:09 AM: Granted but the cord is broken at the ear peice

I wish i had super strength
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 28, 2015, 01:22:49 AM: Granted, but you crush everything you touch.

I wish I was immortal.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on February 02, 2015, 07:24:44 AM: Granted, but any injury you have will be permanent.

I wish I could find true love
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on February 02, 2015, 01:34:14 PM: Granted, you find your true love, unfortunately due to circumstances outside your control, you can never be with your love

I wish this wish was destroyed
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on February 02, 2015, 06:35:12 PM: it is, and the fragments reassemble themselves

i wish for sub animus to post next.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on February 02, 2015, 08:23:00 PM: Granted except no its not

I wish i had an inerstellar vehichle cable of light speed
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on February 02, 2015, 09:52:20 PM: Granted but it's so fast you crash and die.

I wish for my internet data to be unlimited.

"Come get some."-Duke Nukem
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on February 03, 2015, 01:39:24 AM: Granted, you have unlimited internet data. Too bad the transfer rate is about 0.1 kb/s

I wish quantum computing became commercialized!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 04, 2015, 04:10:14 PM: Granted! It only gets used for commercials :P

I wish someone would tune my piano
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on February 04, 2015, 11:47:00 PM: Granted they have no musical ear and it sounds terrible

I wish for world peace
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on February 04, 2015, 11:49:56 PM: Granted, there is now no conflict on earth, slowly everyone conforms to one identity and the hive-machine known as humanity begins its conquest of the stars, you are just one unit in that vast machine!

You know, that actually is a kinda cool image, I wish that was the premise of a movie!
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Post by: kalan on February 04, 2015, 11:59:12 PM: Granted but its director by micheal bay and stars tom cruise

I wish i had a time machine
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 05, 2015, 02:35:09 PM: Granted, but you have to share it with Michael Bay and Tom Cruise! XP

I wish my hair would brush itself
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on February 05, 2015, 07:20:09 PM: Granted but it ends up flat and lifeless

I wish the dog could let himself out to go to the bathroom
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on February 05, 2015, 07:27:49 PM: Granted, also enjoy your new home aboard the ISS! :D

I wish I could turn invisible at will!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on February 05, 2015, 08:55:02 PM: every time you meet someone named will you disapear

i wish i could take a week off form school with you guys on a giant cruise ship
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on February 05, 2015, 10:19:57 PM: Granted but its the titanic

I wish solar power was the main source of energy in the world
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on February 05, 2015, 11:35:57 PM: granted, all energy comes form the sun really the food chain, then coal and oil

i wish for the ship we are on not to sink
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on February 05, 2015, 11:37:58 PM: Granted, but its now being attacked by pirates.

I wish I was a ninja, so I could fight the pirates
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on February 05, 2015, 11:42:53 PM: granted, however your in japan not the north Atlantic

i wish i could teleport people around
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on February 06, 2015, 01:45:31 AM: Granted but wherever you teleport them, you must come with them.

I wish for more battery.

Runnin' outa sigs...
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on February 06, 2015, 01:55:45 AM: here, halve a dozen octuple a

i wish for
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Tina on February 07, 2015, 02:17:52 AM: A finished sentence. :P

I wish for a taco.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 09, 2015, 11:53:56 PM: Granted, but it's made out of cardboard and cat litter.

I wish I could be my fursona
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on February 10, 2015, 07:19:18 AM: Granted, but you're a Blondie

I wish to be able to sleep!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on February 10, 2015, 02:54:28 PM: You can sleep again!
However you've forgotten how to wake up... and you have night terrors...

I wish for not to be alone this valentines day!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Ben on February 10, 2015, 02:56:46 PM: Sure but he or she dies the next day

I wish for a pebble
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on February 10, 2015, 04:05:15 PM: Here! *throws pebble at Ben*

I wish I could find my got dang glasses!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on February 10, 2015, 04:07:07 PM: Granted. You find glasses, not the wearing kind, the cup kind

I wish GTA V is not some crappy PC port but a proper transition
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on February 10, 2015, 04:09:42 PM: Granted, It comes out today fully ported with care and precision...

But for the Wii.

I wish Jurassic park was a historic account of events that really happened.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on February 10, 2015, 04:16:29 PM: Granted but you were the lawyer

I wish justice league came out this summer
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Post by: drakewithout on February 10, 2015, 05:03:55 PM: granted, every actor admits to being gay publicly

i wish for my wish to be destroyed and that the wish for my wish to be destroyed be destroyed.........
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Post by: kalan on February 10, 2015, 05:27:51 PM: What would be wrong with the actors being gay that would be alright

Granted drops a bomb on the wish and a nuke on the bomb

I wish the puppy would settle down this morning
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: drakewithout on February 10, 2015, 05:35:59 PM: granted, but he settles on your lap and falls asleep with his claws dug into your leg.

and i know but he wanted early release

i wish i had a million tongue depressors.
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Post by: Dr. Prower on February 15, 2015, 12:08:18 AM: Granted, they're all on your tongue.

I wish I had a blue tongue like my fursona.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on February 15, 2015, 12:10:50 AM: Granted but its blue because it's infected

I wish i had a pet tiger
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Post by: Tina on February 15, 2015, 12:19:52 AM: OK but he mauls your fac e off while you sleep

I wish I could be Lennox with his magic included.
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Post by: Skael on February 15, 2015, 01:12:05 AM: Granted, but you're stuck in the parallel univese you're Leenox forever...

I wish to live in USA
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 15, 2015, 01:21:32 AM: Granted, but you live in a USA prison.

I wish I wasn't so tired
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Post by: Alice stormwater on February 15, 2015, 01:33:16 AM: Granted but you hsve imsomina

Even in death I still serve thee!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 15, 2015, 01:51:41 AM: No wish made, therefore you forfeit your wish.

I wish for my wish to be a wish.
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Post by: Tina on February 15, 2015, 02:18:30 AM: Wish granted but your life is very short lived

I wish to become immortal,
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 15, 2015, 02:28:47 AM: Granted, but when.the universe comes to its end, you are left alone in a white void.

I wish the universe would reboot itself
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Post by: anoni on February 15, 2015, 01:41:58 PM: Granted, the universe reboots itself with the exact same initial states as it begins

(some 12 billion years later)

Granted, the universe reboots itself with the exact same initial states as it begins

(some 12 billion years later)

Granted, the universe reboots itself with the exact same initial states as it begins

...etc

I wish for paradoxes to be logically possible
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Post by: Alice stormwater on February 15, 2015, 05:10:12 PM: Granted but your attached at the hip to everyother version of your self.

I wish to become a anthro!!

Even in death I still serve thee!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on February 15, 2015, 05:13:44 PM: Granted, but anthro is not specific enough so you become an anthropomorphic flea

I wish to serve the GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
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Post by: MrRazot on February 15, 2015, 05:16:47 PM: Granted!
The God bit was a bit weird though because they don't really exist so you don't really either now.

I wish my car could never run out of fuel!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Alice stormwater on February 15, 2015, 05:21:36 PM: Grated but your car has emotions, and if you dont treat it with respect and wahs it it gets pissed at you kinda like a girlfriend.

I wish to have long hair

Even in death I still serve thee!
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Post by: kalan on February 15, 2015, 05:23:23 PM: granted but you get it caught in doors every where you go

I wish i was tony stark
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Post by: Skael on February 15, 2015, 05:24:49 PM: Granted, but you're not able to remember your last life and you wish to be someone else

I wish linguistics minorities were mort represented in France
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Post by: Alice stormwater on February 15, 2015, 05:25:33 PM: Granted but there all terriost.

I wish i was a cat

Even in death I still serve thee!
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Post by: anoni on February 15, 2015, 05:29:28 PM: Granted

You are neutered, put in a pound with no owner and are put down :'(

I wish the world was a happier place
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Alice stormwater on February 15, 2015, 05:33:04 PM: Quote from: anoni on February 15, 2015, 05:29:28 PM
Granted

You are neutered, put in a pound with no owner and are put down :'(

I wish the world was a happier place
Thats soooooo sad.........

But granted, but you live under one horriably stuipet leader, then aliens come and invale and take all your children and men and then they burn your planet to the ground

I wish, my dog would stop sniffing my butt

Even in death I still serve thee!
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Post by: SilverSolstive on February 15, 2015, 05:34:11 PM: Granted, but he starts biting it.

I wish I had a dog.

Turns out I wasn't rejected. Go figure.
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Post by: Alice stormwater on February 15, 2015, 05:37:30 PM: Granted but it is dead.
I wish i had a pet human

Even in death I still serve thee!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on February 15, 2015, 05:38:21 PM: Granted but you are arrested for slavery

I wish 2 + 2 = 4.1
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on February 15, 2015, 05:39:38 PM: Granted but people worldwide change the way they use math and everything they try to invent fails because they are doing the formulas incorrectly.

I wish my Xbox would cooperate with my internet.

Turns out I wasn't rejected. Go figure.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Alice stormwater on February 15, 2015, 05:41:16 PM: Granted but it keeps opening porn of your mom instead of xbox live.
I wish i had a lioness and a cow and breeded them

Even in death I still serve thee!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on February 15, 2015, 05:42:24 PM: Granted but it has a deadly bite with poisonous milk.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't grounded.

Turns out I wasn't rejected. Go figure.
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Post by: kalan on February 15, 2015, 05:43:17 PM: granted but she moves half way across the world

I was for the answer to the ultimate question
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on February 15, 2015, 05:44:02 PM: Granted but it's so ultimate it blows you up.

I wish my friends weren't busy.

Turns out I wasn't rejected. Go figure.
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Post by: Alice stormwater on February 15, 2015, 05:45:16 PM: Granted but they arnt bussy they just dont like you
I wish furries could become there spirt animsl in real life

Even death I still serve
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on February 15, 2015, 05:48:51 PM: Granted!
But it turns out your spirit animal was actually an ant

I wish I could fly
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on February 15, 2015, 05:50:31 PM: Gramted but a strong wind slams you into a cliff

I wish i had mr razots skill with the cooking
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Tina on February 15, 2015, 07:40:36 PM: Granted you can now only make noodles for the rest of your life.

I wish senpai would notice me.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 16, 2015, 12:30:15 AM: Granted, he notices you getting hit by a bus.

I wish I had a senpai.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 26, 2015, 01:44:59 PM: Granted!! I shall be your senpai :D Unlucky ;)

I wish I had a goldfish
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on February 26, 2015, 02:31:54 PM: Granted, The fish is made out of gold

I wish I had on time trains o.O
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 26, 2015, 04:07:02 PM: Granted. They travel from Warwick to Leamington Spa and back.

I wish for the answers
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 26, 2015, 04:21:49 PM: Granted, you have all the answers, but you can't get the questions right.

I wish I was a real fox.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 26, 2015, 05:09:36 PM: Granted! You are a fox. *releases the hounds*

I wish I could see myself how other people see me
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 26, 2015, 05:21:14 PM: Granted, you are now looking at your forum profile.

I wish I was a real female.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 26, 2015, 06:18:21 PM: Bam!!! You are a female! Enjoy your periods and underwire bras Doc!

I wish underwire bras would never break and stab you
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Post by: SilverSolstive on February 26, 2015, 06:29:53 PM: Granted, they tickle you.

I wish my Assassin's Creed: Unity would work.

No matter where you stand, you're standing in my shadow.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on February 26, 2015, 06:31:43 PM: Ala kazam! Fixed one bug!

I wish for a new Audemar

Dimes to Diamonds
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 26, 2015, 06:43:40 PM: Granted! Metric time is introduced.

I wish I could have my own monorail
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on February 26, 2015, 06:45:04 PM: Granted, goes in one direction.

I wish I could turn out the sun at will

Dimes to Diamonds
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: SilverSolstive on February 26, 2015, 06:54:12 PM: Granted, now eveyone freezes to death.

I wish the sun gave me superpowers.

No matter where you stand, you're standing in my shadow.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on February 26, 2015, 06:56:31 PM: Awesome! You're a living fission reactor :D
shame about melting everyone close to you

I wish I could freely alter the flow of time
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 26, 2015, 07:11:25 PM: You can! But the apparent direction of time and the direction of increasing entropy get upset when separated from each other.

I wish I could say what I wish for
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Tina on February 26, 2015, 08:04:30 PM: Granted but you have to say it while doing the Chubby bunny Challenge. (Where you stuff a bunch of marshmellows in your mouth without chewing and try to speak.)

I wish for a robot butler.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on February 26, 2015, 08:07:06 PM: Granted, your robot has a butler

I wish people weren't so sensitive

Dimes to Diamonds
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 27, 2015, 12:05:37 AM: Granted, they don't feel anything.

I wish I was playing golf.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on February 27, 2015, 10:04:43 AM: Granted, you only have a putter for an 18 hole course.

I wish I didn't have to sleep as much
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 27, 2015, 01:41:56 PM: Granted you have to sleep even more!

I wish I hadn't burn my paw :(
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on February 27, 2015, 02:41:12 PM: Granted, your burned your tail

I wish I had the power of flight
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on February 27, 2015, 03:53:16 PM: Granted, but you can't touch the ground anymore...

I wish the world weren't what it is now..
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on February 27, 2015, 04:03:35 PM: Granted the world is now a post apocalyptic waste land inhabited by murderous aliens

I wish i had radioactive superpowers
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on February 27, 2015, 06:28:47 PM: Granted, but you kill anything and everything within a 250m radius of yourself

I wish for a mechsuit
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Tina on February 27, 2015, 10:54:48 PM: Granted but you have to plug it into a wall to use it and extension cords to go any further then your house.

I wish Dark Souls 1 and 2 never existed so i can have that part of my life back.
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 28, 2015, 02:01:05 PM: Granted. You spend the time of Flappy Birds instead :(

I wish I knew what was bugging me
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on February 28, 2015, 08:03:35 PM: Granted, but it now bugs you twice as much

I wish the weekend would last longer
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 01, 2015, 12:53:35 PM: The weekend now lasts 7 days! You have to do you weekday stuff during the weekend now :(

I wish I had already traveled in time earlier than I will have been going to do
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 02, 2015, 01:25:30 AM: Granted, but you're stuck in a paradox

I wish French language was never invented...
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 02, 2015, 01:29:37 AM: Granted, it is a universal constant that was discovered instead, it is now the very language god coded the universe with.

I wish I did not need to sleep.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 02, 2015, 01:38:10 AM: Granted you have so much energy that you no longer need to sleep but if you stop for even a second the energy backs up and you explode

I wish i knew the answers to everything
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 02, 2015, 01:42:11 AM: Granted, everything you don't know is now erased from existence.

I wish I was immune to radiation
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 02, 2015, 01:50:01 AM: You soon develop a radiation build around yourself from exposure and kill everybody that gets near you

I wish i was chilling on a beach somewhere right now
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 02, 2015, 02:06:45 AM: Granted, but it's in Brittany...

I wish time was decimalized
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 02, 2015, 02:26:38 PM: Granted, but the price of clocks and watches just skyrocketed, so most people chose to keep using the old system anyway, and the fact the two systems both use the same terms causes no end of confusion. ((see Fahrenheit and Celsius for more details))

I wish school started at 11AM, not 9AM when I am still sleepy. -.-
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Post by: Tina on March 02, 2015, 02:57:04 PM: Granted but now you get out of school 2 hours later.

I wish i had less work to do.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on March 02, 2015, 03:22:11 PM: Granted, you also get less salary

I wish my eyes had 7 cone cells
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 04, 2015, 01:23:50 PM: Granted! The cells come from pine cones, your body rejects them and you go blind.

I wish I was in a music video
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on March 04, 2015, 01:27:05 PM: Granted... you's one of the background dancers

I wish the locker room wasn't a stank sauna

Dimes to Diamonds
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 04, 2015, 01:33:40 PM: Granted, but its now underwater and full of sharks

I wish I was a cyborg with permanent internet access
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 04, 2015, 01:51:42 PM: Granted, But you need to be constantly plugged in in order to power your cybernetics

I wish I could teleport
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 04, 2015, 02:26:40 PM: Granted but you cant control it and teleport at inappropriate times

I wish i could see through walls
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 04, 2015, 02:29:49 PM: Granted, you no longer can see any walls and will bump into them

I wish it was May
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on March 04, 2015, 02:29:51 PM: Granted. Mayday!

I wish for heat vision

Dimes to Diamonds
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 04, 2015, 05:25:21 PM: Granted! Your eyelids catch fire.

I wish for a gingerbread house
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 04, 2015, 05:38:05 PM: Granted, but you get hungry and you eat your house

I wish Brittany were linked to USA instead of France
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 04, 2015, 06:08:30 PM: Shazaam! It falls on your house (and the surrounding 34,023 km²)

I wish there was a fast alternative to blow drying hair
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on March 04, 2015, 06:15:45 PM: Granted! your hair dries instantly because it's been shaved! :D

I wish for wealth
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 04, 2015, 07:19:50 PM: Have these BitCoins!

I wish for more trains
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 04, 2015, 07:23:04 PM: Granted, your entire neighborhood has all the bricks in it converted into trains, including those currently being used in your houses.

I wish I had a submarine!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 04, 2015, 07:40:36 PM: You are in you submarine deep in the ocean! Pity it's a sandwich.

I wish for an antacid *gurgles*
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 05, 2015, 12:51:58 AM: Granted, but it doesn't work....

Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on March 04, 2015, 06:08:30 PM
Shazaam! It falls on your house (and the surrounding 34,023 km²)

I'm sorry, Trixie, but I live in the 34,023 km²...

I wish I knew every language on Earth
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on March 05, 2015, 02:40:07 AM: Granted, but once you learn them all there is no one to talk to with the language.

I wish I could get more sleep at night.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 05, 2015, 07:09:09 AM: Granted, you dont ever wake up

I wish my phone had a better battery life :/
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 05, 2015, 03:11:20 PM: Granted, and the backpack you have to carry it in is surprisingly comfortable.

I wish for a better payroll department
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on March 08, 2015, 02:04:43 AM: Granted, you get paid in rolls of change.

I wish I was an experienced writer.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 08, 2015, 02:10:57 AM: Granted but you never get a book published into mainstream

I wish i was high king of the world
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 08, 2015, 08:12:39 PM: Congrats! you are now king of the group of islands in dubai in the shape of the world

http://realestate.theemiratesnetwork.com/developments/dubai/images/the_world.jpg (http://realestate.theemiratesnetwork.com/developments/dubai/images/the_world.jpg)

I wish for a goods night sleep ^^
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on March 08, 2015, 08:19:28 PM: Granted but the next day will test how strong you are mentally and just how far you can be pushed.

I wish for my step brother to not be such a dick when things don't go how he wants them too.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 08, 2015, 08:23:48 PM: Granted, he is now slightly less of a dick all the time.

I wish I had a robotic dog.
Title: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on March 08, 2015, 08:26:01 PM: Granted but it has a tendency to run off and commit murders.
I wish I was my fursona.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 08, 2015, 08:27:35 PM: granted but you get fleas

I wish this couch wasn't so heavy
Title: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on March 08, 2015, 08:29:43 PM: Damn... Looks like I'm getting a flea collar. :c
Granted however it becomes so light it defies gravity and starts floating up and keeps going.
I wish my laptop would work.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 08, 2015, 10:49:24 PM: Granted but now it can only work on its battery for 5 minutes before going flat

I wish for bacon for breakfast :D
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 08, 2015, 11:18:38 PM: Granted but its burnt

I wish i didn't have to work tomorrow
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on March 08, 2015, 11:22:06 PM: Granted but only because you've contracted a highly contagious viral infection. :P
I wish I lived in the same state, let alone country, as my boyfriend.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 08, 2015, 11:35:14 PM: Granted, the world is taken over by one giant wold-wide power, that declares that there is only one country, with two states, the east, and the west.

I wish I was in charge of that power! B)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on March 08, 2015, 11:37:42 PM: Granted but it soon changes to a left wing political party and true equality takes place thus removing you from your position, after just one day.
Umm... I wish I could make reeeeeeaally good furry art. ^.^
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 08, 2015, 11:39:56 PM: granted but you cant find an audience interested in it

I wish i was king under the mountian
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 08, 2015, 11:41:41 PM: Granted, but you are killed by a black arrow to the chest, also your a dragon.

I wish I was a genius!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on March 08, 2015, 11:42:02 PM: Granted however you are soon consumed with greed and loose any followers and friends you once had.
I wish I li... Wait no... Umm... I wish I lived in America.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 08, 2015, 11:44:39 PM: Granted, but you immediately morph into the most stereotypical American possible

I wish I was an astronaut
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 08, 2015, 11:46:15 PM: granted you go to space on the challenger

I wish i brad pitt would adopt me and put me in is will
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on March 08, 2015, 11:46:38 PM: Granted... Only downside is... You get stuck in the same situation as the girl in the film gravity.
I wish... For world peace. ^~^
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 08, 2015, 11:51:02 PM: Granted the world now survives under a one world goverment under the control of a cruel dictator

I wish i was a superhero
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 08, 2015, 11:54:23 PM: Granted, but both your parents die in the tragic back-story of how you became something to strike fear into the hearts of criminals, MATHMAN!

((this is when I learn you actually love maths >.> ))

I wish I was MATHMANS archenemy!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on March 08, 2015, 11:54:56 PM: Granted but in a battle against said dictator both you and him die in a glorious explosion.
I wish that... My family was stupid rich. :D
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 09, 2015, 12:00:56 AM: Granted, but they wanted to keep the money for themselves and you were never born... :P

I wish Breton was the most common language on Earth
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 09, 2015, 12:03:01 AM: Granted, but you live on mars!

I wish this wish I was a genie
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 09, 2015, 12:04:28 AM: gramted but your lamp is lost in a sewer

I wish for plutonium
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on March 09, 2015, 12:06:52 AM: Granted but soon after it became unstable and blew up causing a nuclear reaction.
I wish that all furs became their sona. In mind and body.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 09, 2015, 12:12:05 AM: Granted but the ferals become no more than wild animals

I wish i had more ambition right now
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 09, 2015, 12:13:23 AM: Granted, but you try to rule the world and are hated by everybody

I wiah for a furry country
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 09, 2015, 12:16:25 AM: Your wish is granted, but everyone is feral except you.

I wish for New York to split into two states.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 09, 2015, 12:19:30 AM: Granted, they're at war against each other

I wish Brittany was an independent country
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 09, 2015, 12:20:22 AM: Granted, but the North Korean constitution was adopted.

I wish that Liberty Prime was real!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 09, 2015, 09:12:17 AM: Liberrty Prime is now real but can't detect who's friendly or not thus killing everyone.
(I got my bacon this morning and it wasn't burned!)

I wish for knowledge
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: anoni on March 09, 2015, 12:23:42 PM: Granted.
You now know all the pain and suffering experienced for thousands and thousands of years by billions and billions of people, you can feel every death and all there pain, emotional and physical, all combined.

...Enjoy! :D

I wish for a refund!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Tina on March 09, 2015, 02:00:00 PM: Ok but you have to argue with the manager for several hours straight.

I wish for a pie. I'm hungry.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 09, 2015, 02:04:34 PM: *hands Lennox the worlds smallest pie* have fun!
((Joke wish: I wish my new knowledge was gone :o ))

I wish for an infinite tube of pringles
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 13, 2015, 12:34:09 PM: Granted, but as the tube is infinite, you can't reach any of them...

I wish the whole forum was on the same town
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 13, 2015, 12:36:42 PM: Granted, but its on the moon, with no way off of the moon, and it is JUST the forum up there, no-one else.

I wish we all became our fursonas when we teleport to the moon.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 13, 2015, 12:53:42 PM: Granted, but we all die thanks to the lack of air

Wish All furries were in the same town on Earth
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 13, 2015, 12:55:05 PM: Granted, but its underwater.

I wish we all could breath underwater
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 13, 2015, 01:02:04 PM: Granted but we're all fish

I wish all furries to live in the same town which is on Earth, on land and protected by an unbreakable dome. And which is safe for all furries to live.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 13, 2015, 04:06:40 PM: Granted but since no goods could get in or out there is no way for us to import food into the town, thus starving us all to death :(

I wish for it not to be raining on my journey home.. Wet fur is bad
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 13, 2015, 04:33:56 PM: Granted its a dry 130 Degrees

I wish it was warm enough to go camping overnight
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 13, 2015, 04:36:03 PM: Granted 77°... Celcius.

I wish I knew furries in real life
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 13, 2015, 07:06:17 PM: Granted, you are invited to the next Dr Phil furry episode!

I wish I had more Lego
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 13, 2015, 07:10:15 PM: Granted, but you must do one of the things in the following vidéo :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1Gjx8s7Ag (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1Gjx8s7Ag)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 13, 2015, 07:34:24 PM: Granted I guess...but the video scarred me for life ((not really))

I wish I wasn't scarred for life
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 14, 2015, 01:30:58 AM: Granted, but you see the video again and again and again...

I wish I knew Zarco and Fenox IRL
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 14, 2015, 01:55:45 AM: Granted but they both hate you

I wish i had the perfect pancake recipe
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 14, 2015, 02:01:31 AM: Granted, yet most of the ingredients are so rare you won't find them until you're 70

I wish that I could have a like myself more
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 17, 2015, 09:48:31 PM: Granted you like yourself, but everyone thinks you look like a mutant.

I wish I had a bucket full of lels.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 17, 2015, 11:18:14 PM: Granted, you have a bucket of lels, however you know what lels are
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 17, 2015, 11:27:25 PM: I wish Gorvygrunge made a wish [no wish made by Groovygrunge XD]
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 17, 2015, 11:29:11 PM: Granted, but its perfectly worded so you cannot corrupt it, and the thread dies.

I wish the RPs I am in would stop dying :'<
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 17, 2015, 11:37:11 PM: GRANTED! *fireworks and stuff* however you are obligated to respond to every post as soon as it goes up *sad trombone*

I wish I could go back and make a wish earlier
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 18, 2015, 12:15:14 AM: Granted, but you destroy the universe doing this [Doctor Who reference]

I wish I knew how to RP
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 18, 2015, 12:20:56 AM: Granted, but the thread you RP in dies.

I wish it was August!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 18, 2015, 01:03:10 AM: Granted, you're in August... On Isle Australia ! But the one in the Kerguelen Islands...

I wish I knew Mahjong
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 18, 2015, 01:18:32 AM: Granted you know the rules of Mahjong but can't ever put them into practice

I wish I was in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCE!!*

*Read in space core's voice
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Tina on March 18, 2015, 01:21:01 AM: Ok your in space but you don't have an oxygen. Your head explodes.

I wish i was invincible.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 18, 2015, 01:24:51 AM: You are now invincible, everyone you ever no will die and you won't. Better let go of the concept of friends.

I wish I could rationlise the idea of God without thinking "okay, so God is a douche" (I just can't do it)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 18, 2015, 02:43:51 AM: Granted, but then God spontaneously exists long enough to spite you by throwing a clown party at your house.

I wish bears were real.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 18, 2015, 03:50:16 AM: Granted but they steal picinic baskets

I wish i could see the future
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 18, 2015, 04:01:47 AM: Granted, but you only see it as it develops.

I wish I was more creative at wishing.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 18, 2015, 04:05:51 AM: Granted but you become so creative all your wishes are made reality

I wish batman was real
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 18, 2015, 04:08:16 AM: Granted but since you don't love in Gotham you will never meet him.

I wish I had some cheerios to satisfy my hunger right now.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 18, 2015, 04:11:00 AM: Granted but there super flaming hot

I wish fox news would just go away
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 18, 2015, 04:13:12 AM: Granted wolf news takes over

I wish that was posted on instagram :)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 18, 2015, 04:17:42 AM: Granted five second before the internet chrashes

I wish i could read peoples minds
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 18, 2015, 04:20:11 AM: (I apologize ahead of time)

I would have granted that wish, but the Internet crashed and i was not able to.

I wish the Internet didn't crash.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 18, 2015, 04:27:23 AM: Granted it was just your server

I wish for a million wishes
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 18, 2015, 04:30:48 AM: Granted, but you can only use one a week.

I wish I could breath underwater
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 18, 2015, 07:01:24 AM: Granted but you can no longer breath air

I wish for longer day/night cycles, (instead of 24 hour, something like 36 hour)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 18, 2015, 07:15:14 AM: Granted- 246 hour days are yours to enjoy.

I wish that this wish was foolproof.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 18, 2015, 07:37:49 AM: Granted, but a wise man tampers with the wish without any sign of foolishness.

I wish that this wish was destroyed!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 18, 2015, 07:41:28 AM: Wish granted. However, please remember it is opposite day for no apparent reason, and this wish has become sentient.

I wish to not destroy the sentient wish.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 18, 2015, 07:46:26 AM: Wish granted, you are destroyed instead.

I wish for puppies!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 18, 2015, 10:30:24 AM: Wish granted, but they are rabid.

Also... wait... Since I am dead...

I wish to be resurrected.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 18, 2015, 10:35:56 AM: Granted, but people are going to ignore you as if you weren't there for a good 2 months..

I wish for a car with low insurance
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 18, 2015, 10:38:49 AM: Granted-You get a hot wheels car.

I wish to be elsewhere.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 18, 2015, 10:40:19 AM: Granted, Welcome to the moon!

I wish for Domino's pizza for dinner :D
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 18, 2015, 11:08:29 AM: Granted! but you have to share it with me

I *Om nom* wsh *nom nom*I co *NOM NOM NOM* tal *nom* wit *chewing noises*... oh err, sorry. let me try that again

I wish I could talk with my mouth full.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 18, 2015, 01:23:00 PM: Granted, but you can't talk when it's empty...

I wish all furries were in the same place, like in a hotel... On Earth, On ground, and with the anthros ahthros and the ferals ferals.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on March 18, 2015, 01:26:43 PM: Granted, it's in a sketchy lookin Super 8 motel.

I wish I had a mate XD
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dax Declan on March 18, 2015, 01:31:11 PM: Granted, but they're in a coma.
I wish I was taller.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on March 18, 2015, 01:32:20 PM: Granted, you now have a medieval stretcher to use at will

I wish I had 100 wishes
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on March 18, 2015, 01:34:35 PM: Granted, 100 meteors shower the earth. You earth wrecker, you.

I wish I was more assertive
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 18, 2015, 03:32:22 PM: Granted you are more assertive, but you're socially awkward forever.

I wish I had more sleep.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dax Declan on March 18, 2015, 03:36:47 PM: Granted, but you're now in a vegetative state.

I wish my teeth didn't hurt.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 18, 2015, 03:38:53 PM: Granted, now you don't have any teeth.

I wish I had more foxes!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 18, 2015, 04:01:44 PM: Granted, your entire town is infested with foxes

I wish I could be in an edgy band with important messages in every song
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 18, 2015, 04:05:10 PM: Granted, but nobody attends your concerts

I wish for nothing!
Deal with it! :P
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 18, 2015, 04:06:15 PM: Granted you get nothing, but then you die.

I wish for dubs.

CHECK EM!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dubaku on March 18, 2015, 04:31:21 PM: Granted, now Imma run!

I wish my Bentley would come sooner
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 18, 2015, 04:34:28 PM: Granted- but it is a airfix kit

I wish for a wish in a wish in a wish.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 18, 2015, 04:46:02 PM: Granted, yet the wish-ception causes the wish to collapse in on itself and cancel itself out. sorry man

I wish to understand how space works
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 19, 2015, 12:43:50 AM: Granted, you're now insane

I wish there were more furs in my area
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Caesium Iodide on March 19, 2015, 12:53:00 AM: Granted, but they are all older than you by many years and don't know you exist.

I wish I didn't become sad so easily.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 19, 2015, 01:29:51 AM: Granted your level of optimism annoys everyone around you

I wish matters of the heart weren't so complicated sometimes
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 19, 2015, 03:51:36 AM: Granted you no longer have a heart.

I wish for my birthday to be tomorrow
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 19, 2015, 08:23:56 AM: Granted, but no one bought you any presents as they didn't know. :(

I wish I was a dinosaur! :D
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 19, 2015, 08:32:25 AM: Granted you have short arms and have to eat all the time

I wish book five in the inheritance series was out
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 19, 2015, 10:31:51 AM: Granted- It is a story about watching paint dry!

I wish to be out of school.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 19, 2015, 10:34:28 AM: Granted, you are permanently out of school and have no grades :'(

I wish for a bottle of water, the shop has ran out D:
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 19, 2015, 10:35:48 AM: Granted, its salt water.

I wish I was Batman
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 19, 2015, 10:36:25 AM: Granted- No parents and a broken back!

Now I would like a foolproof wish that has absolutely no effect, while keeping everything else EXACTLY intact.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 19, 2015, 10:38:35 AM: Granted, but the Genie shoots you with a shotgun immediately after granting it, not as part of your wish, but because he does not like you very much :/ (Probably something to do with the awkward wishes)

I wish my back was not broken :'(
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 19, 2015, 10:46:22 AM: Granted, but now your neck is broken!

I wish for a 500ml bottle of pure water which I can drink without any negative consequences!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 19, 2015, 01:05:12 PM: Granted- But the bottle does not not cause you to go blind!

I wish to never not Never avoid double negatives
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on March 19, 2015, 01:09:58 PM: Granted, you won't never not deal with what you can't misunderstand.

I Wish for a cup of tea
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 19, 2015, 02:10:38 PM: Granted, and the tea was good, thank you.

I wish not to wish a wish
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 19, 2015, 03:53:05 PM: Granted, this wish never happened, which causes it to happen, which caused it to never happen...in an infinite loop imploding the world.

I wish this wish was denied
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on March 19, 2015, 04:11:20 PM: (http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/genie-derp-face.jpg)

I wish for a reasonable wish.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Tina on March 19, 2015, 08:30:45 PM: Ok but you forfeit your wish.

I wish i was born female.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 20, 2015, 03:36:36 AM: Granted, but it's not of the correct species.

I wish it would rain lightly tomorrow.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on March 20, 2015, 06:21:44 AM: Granted, it rains for two seconds.

I wish for a tornado
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 20, 2015, 06:35:42 AM: Granted, but your home is torn apart!

I wish for biscuits.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 20, 2015, 07:05:18 AM: Granted, but you can't have any!

I wish for my phone to have more battery life
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 20, 2015, 07:47:39 AM: Granted- But that doesn't mean it won't break *phone coincidentally falls to the floor, and catches fire*

I wish for wish I
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 20, 2015, 07:51:44 AM: Granted 111,111,111^2

I wish the next fur understood my joke
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on March 25, 2015, 04:49:50 PM: Granted, but they never tell you they get it

I wish I had a fennec fox.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 25, 2015, 05:24:22 PM: Granted, but it always tries to bite you.

I wish Breton language were recognized worldwide.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on March 25, 2015, 05:37:33 PM: Granted, its recognized as the worst language.

I wish I understood Spanish
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 25, 2015, 05:39:27 PM: Granted but you no longer understand english

I wish I had a better memory
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 25, 2015, 06:13:24 PM: Granted, you now have photographic memory and remember everything you see, hear, smell and touch perfectly, unfortunately this will probably drive you insane before too long.

I wish for a world without crime
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 25, 2015, 06:17:25 PM: Granted, everything that would be a crime is now legal.

I wish I had wings!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 25, 2015, 06:18:45 PM: Granted, nobody knows the concept of crime and takes things as they believe they belong to themselves.
<ninja'd>
Granted, *Straps a pair of fairy wings to Angder*

I wish for the space age to hurry up!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dr. Prower on March 25, 2015, 06:22:01 PM: Granted, we know everything about space, and astronomers lose their jobs.

I wish I was a girl
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 25, 2015, 06:30:36 PM: Granted, but now you want to become a male

I wish for a pizza
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 25, 2015, 09:24:58 PM: Grac’hnted, but there's a hole bottle of chilli sauce on it.

I wish I wasn't me
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 27, 2015, 04:01:47 AM: Granted you're now Rush Limbaugh (oh god thats evil)

I wish i could fly
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 27, 2015, 06:57:10 AM: Granted but you can no longer walk

I wish for some foods
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 27, 2015, 12:58:06 PM: Granted, but they're really spicy

I wish I could work only the afternoon
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 27, 2015, 01:03:07 PM: Granted, but you only get paid for working afternoon shifts

I wish for the area near my house to be nicer, so that I can take walks in the evening without feeling like I'm going to be mugged
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 27, 2015, 02:15:15 PM: Granted you now live in a gated community with so many rules and ordinances you wanna hang yourself

I wish i lived in the wastelands
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 27, 2015, 02:17:38 PM: Granted, you're waisted [GTA style XD]

I wish [again] we all knew each other IRL
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 27, 2015, 03:05:55 PM: Granted, we are all kidnapped and experimented on as lab-rats.

But at least we all know each-other now. :3

I wish comic-book science worked in reality! ((Radiation gives you superpowers, no-one ever dies, ECT))
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 27, 2015, 03:09:02 PM: Granted the world is taken over by radioactive super villians

I wish love was a simple thing
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 27, 2015, 03:13:58 PM: Granted but it isn't true love.

I wish Britanny were part of UK.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 27, 2015, 03:15:22 PM: Granted they invade and force you under the rule

I wish i could see sounds
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 27, 2015, 03:20:40 PM: Granted but you're now a military device.

I wish Britanny were recognized as an independant country

[Sorry if my ideas stay turning around Britanny :S [size=78%]][/size]
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 27, 2015, 06:38:36 PM: Granted, it is recognised by Sweden only

I wish to live in the future
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 27, 2015, 08:13:08 PM: Granted you live with me in my prison cell. (At least until I get free and find a way back)

I wish I wasn't in prison or in jail
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 27, 2015, 08:28:51 PM: Granted wait WHAT?
GRANTEd- except you are covered in frozen syrup.
I wish for a bolt action airsoft sniper.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2015, 09:37:07 PM: Granted, you have a replica sniper made from soft, airy foam.

I wish I'd never played the Mass Effect series.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 27, 2015, 09:45:19 PM: Granted but you become curious about this game you've never played and you play it anyway.

I wish I wasn't such a sarcastic a** sometimes
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2015, 09:50:20 PM: Granted! You're a sarcastic ass most of the time now!

I wish I had night vision
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dax Declan on March 28, 2015, 05:39:52 PM: Granted. But you can never turn it off so daylight is blinding to you.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 28, 2015, 11:02:01 PM: I wish dax had made a wish
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 28, 2015, 11:05:31 PM: Granted, however it will be in a later post

I wish for a good nights sleep
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 28, 2015, 11:22:34 PM: Granted, but we change hours tonight, so you sleep an hour less...

I wish I knew Zarc more
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on March 28, 2015, 11:25:18 PM: Granted, You learn Zarc is actually a martian! and he plans to take you back to mars with him! D:

I wish I was born on mars!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 28, 2015, 11:28:10 PM: Granted, you were born on mars, we all don't really feel comfortable with you as we are scared you might martian us to death or whatever it is you do.

I wish, oh I wish, for some sick air Jordans
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 28, 2015, 11:32:13 PM: Granted, you get a bunch of people called jordan holding balloons filled with air who are all sick

I wish for a telescope!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on March 28, 2015, 11:51:28 PM: Granted, but the lens are broken

I wish not to have wishes to make
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 29, 2015, 12:25:38 AM: Granted you died and wishes no longer do you any good

I wish for immortality
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 29, 2015, 06:32:47 AM: Granted you live on watching everyone you love die.

I wish I had food to eat
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on March 29, 2015, 09:09:24 AM: Granted, you have some food to eat but can never eat again

I wish my body would adjust to DST a bit quicker
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 29, 2015, 03:18:42 PM: Granted you now adjust so fast your body eventually can't keep track of time

I wsh my brain would stop
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on March 30, 2015, 01:03:48 AM: Granted but it immediately starts again

I wish I was more motivated to clean my apartment for my inspection tomorrow
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on March 30, 2015, 01:09:57 AM: (Having just moved i feel your pain)

Granted but there's a block party at 4 in the morning and it gets completely trashed

I wish i was invincible
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 01, 2015, 05:01:37 AM: Granted but you die before the spell is cast.

I wish I slept enough to function properly
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 01, 2015, 05:04:27 AM: Granted but you over sleep and miss work

I wish there was two of me
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 01, 2015, 05:06:47 AM: Granted but only one works at a time

I wish I was a better person at life
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 01, 2015, 05:31:15 AM: Granted you are so good at life you achieve all yor goals at a young age and feel empty the rest of your life

I wish i could fly
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 01, 2015, 05:35:13 AM: Granted, but you may no longer touch the ground.

I wish I wasn't out of milk for my cereal
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 01, 2015, 06:00:13 AM: Granted but your cereal is stale

I wish i had the sword of omen
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: PEFA Harker on April 01, 2015, 06:54:02 AM: Granted. And it actually omens that you will be hit by a truck thirty seconds after.
(I don't even get what that thing is......)

I wish I have more Machalite and Dragonite ores.
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Post by: MrRazot on April 01, 2015, 06:59:58 AM: Granted, but it decreases their value and their physical properties are inferior.

I with I could teleport select objects through time and space
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Post by: Zarconite on April 01, 2015, 08:04:23 AM: Granted, you can only do it once every 30 minutes, so if you teleport to somewhere without oxygen, your dead!

I wish for a better keyboard than this one I'm working on at work :S
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Post by: MrRazot on April 01, 2015, 11:11:59 AM: Granted! However you had to sell your soul to Satan. Probably worth it

I wish I could study through osmosis.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 01, 2015, 05:57:58 PM: Granted your study sheets are soaked in the process of osmosis!

I wish I was more sociable
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 01, 2015, 10:02:49 PM: Granted you are now a social butterfly and have no personal time

I wish i didnt need sleep
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 02, 2015, 12:10:44 AM: Granted, but your lifetime reduces dramatically

I wish I got black hair
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 02, 2015, 06:14:08 AM: Granted but the rest of your fur turns pink

I wish I could be in two places at once
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 02, 2015, 12:36:13 PM: Granted, but you're sliced in two

I wish I lived in England
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 02, 2015, 01:49:22 PM: Granted, welcome to Slough http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slough (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slough)

I wish I was prettier
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Post by: kalan on April 02, 2015, 08:52:57 PM: Granted evryone follows you around all the time to get a look at you and you never get any you time

I wish i could save the world
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 02, 2015, 09:33:44 PM: Well done, you pulled a Hitler and saved the world from your own tyranny!

I wish my humour wasn't as dry and dark.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on April 02, 2015, 09:34:58 PM: Granted, you now have no humor at all.

I wish I had a tail! :D
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 02, 2015, 09:42:32 PM: Granted, you have a small white rabbit's tail.

I wish I could backflip for DAYS
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 03, 2015, 06:15:08 AM: Granted but you become so dizzy that you never recover

I wish it was nighttime all the time
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 03, 2015, 08:34:08 AM: Granted, the sun goes out and we all freeze to death

I wish for a go-kart
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on April 03, 2015, 09:25:36 AM: Granted, but it's got pedals instead of an actual engine.

I wish I had more coke
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 03, 2015, 09:30:52 AM: Granted, its that really cheap horrible stuff though

I wish for an engine for my gokart :P
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on April 03, 2015, 09:35:04 AM: Granted, but the rest of your gokart gets stolen =^-^=

I wish my computer would let me play Skyrim again.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 03, 2015, 09:46:41 AM: Granted, but only on the lowest settings and the rest of your games break!

I wish I had my gokart and my engine in one place, with enough fuel to last me for a while so that I can drive it around!
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Post by: Cheza on April 03, 2015, 09:55:54 AM: Granted, but it's stuck in a deep pit of mud.

I wish I had a bigger chew toy
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 03, 2015, 09:57:29 AM: Granted, the chew toy is so large you can no longer bite it

I wish for gokart track for my gokart that I still have with fuel and is ready to go! >:(
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on April 03, 2015, 09:58:48 AM: Granted, but it's a miniature model gokart track

I wish that the pineapple in the kitchen would disappear >->
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 03, 2015, 10:00:17 AM: ((damn it! XD ))

Granted, it disappears.. and 3 re-appear in the front room!

I just wish to drive my gokart :'(
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on April 03, 2015, 10:05:04 AM: ((Mwahahaha xP))

Granted, but it breaks down completely after 15 minutes of driving.

I wish I had a Majora's mask-replica
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 03, 2015, 10:09:53 AM: Granted, but its really badly made and breaks

I wish for a cube
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Cheza on April 03, 2015, 10:18:24 AM: Granted, but the sides are all uneven.

I wish for a pony.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 03, 2015, 10:19:32 AM: Granted, heres a plastic toy pony!

I wish for a full bottle of water
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 03, 2015, 01:19:40 PM: Granted, but it's full of nitrates [Welcome in Britanny XD]

I wish I had a working teleportation device, under european norms.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Silverknife on April 03, 2015, 02:08:54 PM: Granted, but it's pin-locked. Good luck with that 10 digit code.

I wish I had lots of eggs.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 03, 2015, 02:34:08 PM: Granted, you now have all the rotten Eggs of Earth ! Congratulation

I wish my teleportation device fit on my arm as a bracelet, like Leela's one in Futurama.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 04, 2015, 09:38:40 AM: Granted but it needs to be constantly plugged in, and the cord is only 1m long

I wish for my joystick to start working again :S
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 04, 2015, 12:55:58 PM: Granted, but the alimentation doesn't work anymore.

I wish my teleportation device had batteries plus all the things it had on my last post.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Dax Declan on April 04, 2015, 01:26:22 PM: Granted , but it furses to your skin and turns into a bomb.

I wish my house was warmer.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 04, 2015, 01:47:15 PM: Granted, it's now as warm as the sun... Its surface of course

I wish nobody could destroy my wish with my teleport bracelet
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 04, 2015, 02:51:43 PM: Granted cause you dont have one

I wish I had a death ray
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 04, 2015, 03:43:15 PM: Granted, you now have a manta ray

I wish for bacon
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 04, 2015, 04:09:58 PM: Granted, it's rotten

I wish for three wishes
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Post by: Angder on April 04, 2015, 10:12:13 PM: Granted
Quote from: Skael on April 04, 2015, 04:09:58 PM
I wish for three wishes
Quote from: Skael on April 04, 2015, 04:09:58 PM
I wish for three wishes
Quote from: Skael on April 04, 2015, 04:09:58 PM
I wish for three wishes

I wish I was a giant spider!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 04, 2015, 10:41:14 PM: Granted you are hunted by bug collectors

I wish I could watch the world burn
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 04, 2015, 10:44:52 PM: Granted, but you burn with it

I wish I knew the rules of Mornington Crescent
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 05, 2015, 03:03:05 AM: Granted but it becomes profoundly illegal to play shortly after you learn them.

I wish I actually was my fursona in his non feral form
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 05, 2015, 03:04:32 AM: Granted but you loose all of your humanity

I wish I didnt feel
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 05, 2015, 10:24:45 AM: Granted, but you die soon after

I wish I had a teleportation device on my wrist
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 05, 2015, 10:57:43 AM: Granted but you can't control where it takes you

I wish for everyone to be happy
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 05, 2015, 11:29:15 AM: Granted but no, cause I don't have my teleport bracelet as I want it XP

I wish I had a fully functionning teleport bracelet, with wery good batteries.
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Post by: Zarconite on April 05, 2015, 11:31:32 AM: Granted but whenever you teleport, you only move at a snails pace, so if you teleport from America to England, it will take you about a year to get there

I wish for wings!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 05, 2015, 01:08:47 PM: [The point of a teleport is to teleport in less than a second]

Granted, they're micrometric

I wish mpy teleport would teleport me in seconds + everything I said about it in the previous posts
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 05, 2015, 01:10:50 PM: ((God damn it XD ))

Granted but its really fragile and will break VERY easily

I wish for a good book to read
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on April 05, 2015, 01:12:20 PM: Good- you are given the 'Good book of reading' which is widely known as the worst book know to fur kind.

I wish for uninpeace.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 05, 2015, 04:52:29 PM: Granted but the planet decides to explode
(I googled for it and couldnt find out what It meant!)

I wish for a motorbike
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 06, 2015, 05:17:05 AM: Granted but to keep the motor running, you have to pedal the bike.

I wish I could decide on a movie to watch :/
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 06, 2015, 09:11:35 AM: Granted, you decide on a terrible one you won't enjoy.

I wish for lucid dreams every night
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 06, 2015, 12:46:36 PM: Granted, but you never really sleep again

I wish for some things never to stop
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 06, 2015, 09:25:36 PM: Granted stop signs and stoplights are forever removed causing accidents globally.

I wish I could explore space
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 06, 2015, 09:47:52 PM: Granted!
you have about 10 seconds before your blood boils and you die
..that was dark o.O

I wish for a good night of sleep
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on April 06, 2015, 09:49:01 PM: Granted. Your day will be full of torment.

I wish that torment 8 differculty was a tad harder.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 07, 2015, 05:51:30 AM: Granted it's now torment 9 and isn't the same at all...

I wish for night vision
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 07, 2015, 05:52:33 AM: Granted but you can no longer see at day

I wish for a nice day today ^_^
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 07, 2015, 05:54:42 AM: Granted but it'll be terrible tomorrow.

I wish I was faster at typing
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 07, 2015, 05:58:29 AM: Granted, you are so fast that computers can't keep up

I wish it was may :S
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 07, 2015, 06:00:42 AM: Granted May and April switch places

I wish I had less obligations to society
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 08, 2015, 04:59:34 PM: SHAZAAM!! You are a hermit.

I wish I could shift this stupid flu
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 08, 2015, 05:33:10 PM: Granted, it is now Super Flu, which is smart and adapts much faster...Your welcome :D

I wish to be better at bluffing
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 08, 2015, 06:11:28 PM: You already are, or are you, or aren't you? AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I wish I had a dollar for every post I've made
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 09, 2015, 04:24:42 AM: Granted, but the currency is monopoly money

I wish my solo dance training would move a little faster. I am training myself after all :/
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 10, 2015, 03:44:12 AM: Granted it goes so fast you give up on it

I wish my house was payed off
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 10, 2015, 03:54:12 AM: Granted but then it gets destroyed and you must buy a new one

I wish my headphone were waterproof so I could go for a walk (it's raining outside)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 10, 2015, 04:09:45 AM: Granted but the wires break

I wish it wasn't so quiet on the forums tonight
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 10, 2015, 04:49:03 AM: Granted, it gets quieter.

And just as an FYI!! My headphones are wireless!!!! XD XD XD XD

I wish my instagram would load faster
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Post by: Zarconite on April 10, 2015, 06:02:11 AM: Granted, but the rest of your internet will load even slower!

I wish for time to go quickly for today, I'm looking forwards to the weekend!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 10, 2015, 06:22:51 AM: Granted but you miss several important details of the day

I was I had a real working batmobile
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 10, 2015, 07:04:43 PM: Granted, its to scale though

I wish for a relaxing weekend
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 10, 2015, 08:13:08 PM: Granted but the weekend has been downgraded to an hour.

I wish I wasn't clumsy
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 10, 2015, 08:14:17 PM: Granted, however you are now much less intelligent!

I wish for a box
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 10, 2015, 08:18:38 PM: Granted but it's small and you can't open it.

I wish I had more toilet paper XD
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 10, 2015, 08:22:15 PM: Granted, you have 1cm² extra of toilet paper!

I wish for a drink
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 10, 2015, 08:34:52 PM: Granted but it's poisonous

I wish I could read faster
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on April 10, 2015, 11:18:30 PM: Granted, but the only thing available to read is Twilight.

I wish I owned a themepark
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 11, 2015, 01:25:28 AM: Granted but all the rides are broken down

I wish I had a yatch
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 11, 2015, 02:17:24 AM: Granted, you're the new protagonist of the latest steam green-light early access survival game with crafting elements. How original.

I wish steam wasn't crap now
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on April 11, 2015, 10:31:08 AM: Granted, unfortunately the retro trend takes a new dimension as steam shuts down online services and becomes a brick and mortar store.

Still, its a damn good brick and mortar store! :D

I wish I had an apple to eat. as in, right now.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 11, 2015, 02:26:01 PM: Ganted but its filled with worms

I wish I was immortal
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 11, 2015, 03:52:50 PM: Granted, but you are not indestructible and will end up as a sentient pile of broken flesh.

I wish I was 20% cooler
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 11, 2015, 03:59:50 PM: Granted, the weather starts to go colder untill you are cooler. you look no cooler than you did before though!

I wish for peace
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 11, 2015, 04:28:34 PM: Granted, but then humains happened...

I wish English was my mother tongue...
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 11, 2015, 05:30:20 PM: Granted! But you get a family of giant tongues as pets. The mother is named "English"

I wish I could unimagine that image
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 11, 2015, 06:01:12 PM: Granred it becomes reality

I wish puppy would stay clean now
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 11, 2015, 06:20:12 PM: Granted, there is now dirt constantly orbiting your puppy as it can't physically touch it.

I wish Naruto wasn't a million episodes long so that getting into it wasn't so daunting. (And people complain about getting into game of thrones)
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 11, 2015, 06:36:58 PM: Granted it is a flop and never got past one season

I wish I had more ambition right now
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 11, 2015, 06:41:53 PM: Granted, you have no potential but you have the will to do something with your life. It's just gonna be really, really, really hard.

I wish I could even
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 11, 2015, 07:44:00 PM: Granted, you can no longer odd

I wish to be able to breath both under water and above water
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 11, 2015, 08:03:15 PM: You turn into a frog. Enjoy your flies!

I wish I could control the minds of people all over the world
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 11, 2015, 11:42:42 PM: Granted, they try to kill you when you're asleep, since they stay concious all the time...

I wish I never have to go in the Cube [The one from the trilogy]
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 11, 2015, 11:46:34 PM: Granted you end up in a jigsaw game instead

I wish I cold see in the dark
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 11, 2015, 11:58:35 PM: Granted, but the sun burns them

I wish I had more motivation to see all the videos I have [talking about films and series]
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 13, 2015, 08:49:15 AM: Granted! but now you have less motivation to do anything else

I wish for a second wish
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 13, 2015, 08:51:26 AM: Grated but that doesnt fullfil your hearts desire either and your forever wanting

I wish it was still sunday
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 13, 2015, 08:52:23 AM: Granted, it is now sunday, but you have to work on sundays now!

I wish the ATM near work didn't charge £2 for cash withdrawals o.O
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 13, 2015, 08:56:47 AM: Isnt that just annoying

Granted its broken

I wish I had my own private jet
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: AlpineSandow on April 13, 2015, 09:16:46 AM: Granted, but it is made out of cow pat.

I wish I didn't use this wish.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 13, 2015, 04:05:36 PM: Granted, your wish was given to your greatest enemy!

I wish it wasn't raining.. my fur is getting wet :(
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on April 13, 2015, 04:16:44 PM: Granted- hail inbound!

I wish to say no to questions.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Angder on April 13, 2015, 04:20:19 PM: Granted. your vocabulary now is now nothing but no. you can not say a single other word.asked any question? all you can say is "no".

I wish my toys came to life like in toy story! :D
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 13, 2015, 06:14:56 PM: Granted but they go small soldier on you

I wish I had more energy
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 13, 2015, 06:46:15 PM: Granted, Heres a battery!

I wish for the tap water where I live to be more drinkable :/
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 13, 2015, 06:50:23 PM: Granted but the water bill skyrockets

I wish I had a jetboat
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on April 13, 2015, 06:51:21 PM: Granted- it explodes.
I wish for references of the Wikipedia kind!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: AlpineSandow on April 14, 2015, 08:03:01 AM: Granted, they're all related to NSFW things. Your system will also share them to friends and family.

I wish to wish for others to wish for wishes of the wishful wishy-washy kind.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Zarconite on April 14, 2015, 12:06:38 PM: Granted - other users wish for washing wishes, you now have to do the cleaning up!
((The wishing machine nearly imploded O.o))

I wish for simpler wishes
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on April 14, 2015, 12:18:02 PM: Granted. You now have the IQ of a sponge.

I wish for metawishes.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 21, 2015, 10:30:36 PM: Welcome in the 4th dimension, but you don't exist for us anymore...

I wish I spoke every single language
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 21, 2015, 10:55:44 PM: Granted you loose your vocal chords

I wish I was in warmer climates
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 21, 2015, 11:03:47 PM: Granted, welcome to the Sun [That's for the vocal chords]

I wish ofr an unexpected wish
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 21, 2015, 11:30:04 PM: Granted it falls from the sky and smashes your foot

I wish for a private jet
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 21, 2015, 11:34:19 PM: Granted, a reactor explodes

I wish I could travel to America in a finger slap
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 21, 2015, 11:37:18 PM: Granted but its inaccurate and you end up a long ways off from where you wanted to be

I wish I had the power of flight
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 21, 2015, 11:40:34 PM: Granted, but you have to pass through French administration before.

I wish I could travel and learn languages all my life an being paid for it...
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 21, 2015, 11:54:42 PM: Granted they are so strong they grow through your skull

I wish I had super hearing
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 21, 2015, 11:56:24 PM: Granted, but you can't hear anyone talking anymore

I wish not to have to make a wish
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 22, 2015, 12:04:09 AM: Granted the wish disapears and makes someone rich and powerfull

I wish I knew all the secrets of the world
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Skael on April 22, 2015, 12:12:28 AM: Granted. Everyone wants you dead now...

I wish I lived in the USA
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 22, 2015, 12:18:32 AM: Granted you now suffer under the promise of capitalism

I wish I was in the swiss alps
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 22, 2015, 06:24:20 AM: Granted, you become giant and take a step over to get there. But now they're too small to enjoy.

I wish I had an army of rubber duckies that won't turn against me
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 22, 2015, 06:29:19 AM: granted but there rubber and melt easy

I wish I could run like the flash
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 22, 2015, 06:44:46 AM: Granted but your eyesight can't keep up and you constantly run into things at dangerously high speeds...

I wish for world peace!
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: AlpineSandow on April 22, 2015, 09:39:01 AM: Granted, happiness soon becomes infectious and the whole world is overrun by joyful zombies.

I wish to take back this wish.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 22, 2015, 09:44:46 AM: Granted the wish comes flying back and smacks you in the face

I wish to know everything
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: AlpineSandow on April 22, 2015, 09:51:51 AM: Granted, since you know military plans, the CIA kills you.

I wish for transparency.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: kalan on April 22, 2015, 09:54:57 AM: Granted you become invisible

I wish for superman to be real
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: AlpineSandow on April 22, 2015, 09:57:09 AM: Granted, you are Batman. Good luck.

I wish to die on a pew eating a pie.
Title: Re: Destroy-A-Wish
Post by: Gone forever on April 22, 2015, 02:35:30 PM: Granted, but it's broccoli pie and you live a couple hours before it kills you.

I wish my homework to already be done with no mistakes
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Post by: kalan on April 22, 2015, 02:37:52 PM: Granted but its got someone elses name on it

I wish for more food
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Post by: Skael on April 22, 2015, 02:39:58 PM: Granted, your stomach shrinks...

I wish I had ideas for my project...
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Post by: Gone forever on April 22, 2015, 02:41:09 PM: Granted but they're all terrible

I wish I had more time in life
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Post by: Angder on April 23, 2015, 10:28:33 AM: Granted, you are now almost immortal, but trapped at the bottom of the ocean...

I wish I was a vampire!
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Post by: Skael on April 23, 2015, 01:00:34 PM: Granted *Open the curtains*

I wish I could travel as I wanted
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Post by: Angder on April 23, 2015, 01:04:38 PM: Granted, but you don't want to travel anymore, so you become a tree.

GAH! am sparkling! D:

I wish Twilight was not a thing that exists :'(
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Post by: Skael on April 23, 2015, 01:52:19 PM: Granted... Wait, let me think... Denied

I wish I had a better wish destroying...
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Post by: Gone forever on April 24, 2015, 07:33:56 PM: Granted, but you can only destroy your own wishes

I wish for a treehouse
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Post by: anoni on April 26, 2015, 03:02:44 PM: Granted.

You now have a tree house, but you don't know where it is.

I wish that a perpetual motion machine actually existed
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Post by: lonewolfthesniper on April 29, 2015, 05:14:39 AM: granted but only after gamma radiation

I wish I had a frizbee
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Post by: Zarconite on April 29, 2015, 09:42:10 AM: Granted, although it breaks after one throw..

I wish it wasn't raining
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Post by: Angder on April 29, 2015, 10:10:34 AM: Granted. it is now a blizzard, and you trip and are buried... D:

I wish I had wings!
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Post by: kalan on April 29, 2015, 12:22:39 PM: Granted you fly into the sun

I wish I could be this happy forever
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Post by: kalan on June 01, 2015, 07:50:42 PM: Im just gonna poke in here and hit the ressurect button
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Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on June 01, 2015, 08:16:03 PM: Quote from: Kalan on April 29, 2015, 12:22:39 PM
Granted you fly into the sun

I wish I could be this happy forever
Granted. No one takes you seriously now.

I wish real-life me would turn into an anthro.
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Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on June 01, 2015, 10:16:43 PM: Granted but you remember no thoughts from now

I whish I could levitate
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Post by: kalan on June 01, 2015, 11:08:02 PM: Granted but you cant control it and float away

I wish I could sing with lynard skynard in concert
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Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on June 02, 2015, 05:31:05 AM: I could absolutely live with that Crest.

Granted. There's terrorist attack right after you enter the scene.

I wish I wouldn't need to sleep
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Post by: kalan on June 02, 2015, 05:39:19 AM: Granted you now have so much energy you explode

I wish my dog could talk like the dog on family guy
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Post by: lonewolfthesniper on June 02, 2015, 05:50:27 AM: granted but he only speaks germain

I wish I could join a pack of wolves
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Post by: kalan on June 02, 2015, 05:59:10 AM: Granted but you're the lowest ranking member of the pack

I was I could travel to infinite and beyond
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Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on June 02, 2015, 06:01:51 AM: Gtanted. Your brain melted.

I wish I could be AI, sitting on some server.
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Post by: kalan on June 02, 2015, 06:05:55 AM: Granted but you get a super virus that wipes you out

I wish hollywood would stop making bad movies
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Post by: scarfaceone on June 27, 2015, 01:05:18 PM: This reminds me of Calypso from Twisted Metal LOL XD

Granted, but Michael Bay will win an oscar eventually.

''Calypso, I wish that I had my face across the entire world''.
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Post by: Tina on June 27, 2015, 02:38:42 PM: Ok but a meteor comes destroys you face, the world is safe though. Your face made a sacrafice to save the world.

I wish for a pet fox.
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Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on June 27, 2015, 02:52:17 PM: K. It will eat all of your food.

I wish my salary was higher, without the need to work harder.
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Post by: scarfaceone on June 27, 2015, 05:36:14 PM: Granted, but you will get more income tax as a result. ^_^

I Wish I was Jimmy Fallon.
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Post by: Tina on June 27, 2015, 05:47:58 PM: Ok you become jimmy falon, but you are still you and thus are not as funny (maybe i don't know you in real life). Your career quickly falters and you lose all your money.

I wish my fursona had her arms back. (She lost them after bringing the dead back to life.)
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Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on June 28, 2015, 04:27:48 PM: You do but they are the arms of a T-rex

I wish I could hug everyone
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Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on June 28, 2015, 06:04:20 PM: Everyone you hug turns into dust shortly after.

I wish (http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/28/6f4fe4687cccb2678922576c74a97c56.jpg)
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Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on June 28, 2015, 09:26:45 PM: All games have terrible lag and are practically unable to play.

I wish I could be at Glastonbury
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Post by: Angder on July 01, 2015, 11:50:09 PM: Granted, unfortunately you develop a phobia of crowds, and being outside... and basically a phobia of Glastonbury.

I wish I was a dolphin.
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Post by: kalan on July 02, 2015, 01:48:45 AM: Granted but you live in captivity

I wish I was in texas right now
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Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on July 02, 2015, 08:41:13 AM: Granted. Heatwave inbound. ETA: Now

I'd love to see Overkill to stop making so many paid DLCs and began expandning the base.