Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: MrRazot on October 13, 2013, 11:43:21 AM
Title: Ultimate Showdown (Rock, Paper, What?)
Post by: MrRazot on October 13, 2013, 11:43:21 AM
Beat the person above you in a trump-like fashion using Rock, Paper, Scissors logic.
Rules: Look for what the person posted above and post something that beats it and give a reason.
for example:
p1: scissors p2: a rock - rock dulls the scissors p3: paper - warps it's self around the rock p3: water - will make the paper soggy p4: a freezer - freezes the water p5: a power outage - stops the freezer from working p6: Generator - provides electricity anyway p7: sledge hammer: can smash generator
Be as Crazy as you like :P Even use people or characters!
To start off with: Coca-Cola bottle
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on October 13, 2013, 11:49:28 AM
Hammer - smashes bottle XP
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Post by: BakaFawkes on October 13, 2013, 11:53:57 AM
Freezer- I freeze the hammer to your hand. Even if you can still swing it, I'm running away from you laughing
mwahaha XD
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Post by: Luggz on October 13, 2013, 12:20:42 PM
Me - I unplug the freezer and open the door :P
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Post by: BakaFawkes on October 13, 2013, 12:23:30 PM
Rock counters Luggz
I peg the rock at him, hitting him hard in the shin. Huskeh might still be after me :o
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Post by: MrRazot on October 13, 2013, 12:47:57 PM
Squirtle - Water type beats Rock Type :P
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Post by: anoni on October 13, 2013, 01:09:21 PM
Pure sodium
Detonates in contact with water and hence kills squirtle
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Post by: MrRazot on October 13, 2013, 02:15:12 PM
Chlorine - They mix and make salt :D
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Post by: Ventus Fall on October 13, 2013, 03:07:24 PM
Me - I like up all the salt o3o *yum* (Note, I didn't say how long I would take to like up the salt.)
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Post by: Cef on October 13, 2013, 03:21:29 PM
Me- I steal all your salt to give myself frenchfries
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Post by: Luggz on October 13, 2013, 04:08:17 PM
oven - I put your french fries in the oven and burn them!
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Post by: MrRazot on October 13, 2013, 04:58:21 PM
can of Oven Cleaner - You'll never use your oven again! (for a week or so until you think it's safe to cook things in it again)
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Post by: Drakos on October 13, 2013, 07:12:23 PM
I use a lighter to light up the over cleaner and blow it up and stuff :3.
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Post by: Cef on October 13, 2013, 11:18:10 PM
Firemen - they love putting out fires
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 14, 2013, 01:14:49 AM
Road block - they love stopping fire trucks
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Post by: MrRazot on October 14, 2013, 01:42:31 AM
Rioters - They love smashing through Road Blocks
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 14, 2013, 01:46:12 AM
Riot Shields - protect against rioters
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Post by: sigols on October 14, 2013, 02:16:09 AM
Hand granade, riot shields aint blast proof XP
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 14, 2013, 02:20:45 AM
Boot - Kicks away the grenade
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Post by: sigols on October 14, 2013, 02:35:00 AM
Knife, pierce the boot and stick it to the ground
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 14, 2013, 02:45:54 AM
Shield - deflects the knife
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Post by: Armalite_ on October 14, 2013, 08:38:15 AM
Mom's mini-van - reaches 0-60 in 11 seconds, enough to run your knife-deflecting shield down.
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on October 14, 2013, 09:44:57 AM
Large truck - Crushes mini van xP
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Post by: Cef on October 14, 2013, 11:36:45 AM
World destroying creature - loves eating worlds
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 14, 2013, 11:43:47 AM
Giant Laser - awesome for killing world destroying creatures ;)
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Post by: Cef on October 14, 2013, 11:46:07 AM
Reflective scales - great for deflecting lasers
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 14, 2013, 11:48:23 AM
Whippped Cream - Great for covering those scales
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Post by: Cef on October 14, 2013, 11:52:21 AM
Windscreen wipers - great for removing unwanted cream
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 14, 2013, 12:01:34 PM
Honey - gets your windshield wipers stuck
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Post by: Cef on October 14, 2013, 12:30:42 PM
Honey bees - loves eating honey
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Post by: anoni on October 14, 2013, 01:04:04 PM
Wasp
Wasps kill bees
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Post by: Timmy Fox on October 14, 2013, 01:43:02 PM
My wasp-proof bum... - It's wasp-proof.
(REMOVED)
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 15, 2013, 01:06:32 AM
Fox pants - self explanatory
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Post by: Cef on October 17, 2013, 12:46:41 PM
YouTube = Traps the fox
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Post by: anoni on October 17, 2013, 02:47:14 PM
Television = Eliminates youtube
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Post by: Luggz on October 17, 2013, 05:31:25 PM
Revolver - To shoot the Television in an awesome old skool way
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Post by: BakaFawkes on October 17, 2013, 07:18:10 PM
Batman. He jams it with his little inhaler shaped thingy a la Arkham City
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Post by: sigols on October 17, 2013, 08:53:32 PM
Iron Man, he have more money, and money is the best superpower ever!
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Post by: BakaFawkes on October 17, 2013, 09:47:59 PM
A very thick magnet. Ha ha. XD
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Post by: Cef on October 17, 2013, 11:10:34 PM
FIRE DESTROYS THE MAGNET
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 17, 2013, 11:31:05 PM
Ketchup douses fire!
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Post by: BakaFawkes on October 18, 2013, 12:59:19 AM
Big Mac smothers ketchup!
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 18, 2013, 02:31:05 AM
Dog noms the Big Mac
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Post by: Drakos on October 18, 2013, 02:32:43 AM
Chocolate. Dogs eat it, gets sick and...well you know the rest of the story X3.
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Post by: Luggz on October 18, 2013, 06:14:17 AM
Poor puppy!
Flamethrower - Melts the chocolate all the way to hell!
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Post by: BakaFawkes on October 18, 2013, 06:38:16 AM
Tissues beat Luggz's tears.
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on October 18, 2013, 09:54:25 AM
Flamethrower burns up Baka's tissues muahahahaha
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Post by: anoni on October 18, 2013, 03:46:59 PM
Highly flammable gas environment = If you want to turn on that flamethrower, be my guest, but you'd kill yourself xD
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Post by: Cef on October 21, 2013, 12:37:30 PM
A vacuum. It sucks away all the gas you find in mines
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Post by: anoni on October 21, 2013, 01:13:59 PM
A big lego piece
Clogs your vacuum!
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Post by: Cef on October 21, 2013, 01:20:50 PM
A newborn baby. GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE A CHOKING HAZARD
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Post by: Luggz on October 21, 2013, 05:53:30 PM
Nap time.
Time for sleep baby!
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 21, 2013, 10:53:45 PM
thunderstorm - Keeping yo' babies awake aaaall night :3
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on October 22, 2013, 12:03:55 AM
SUNSHINE AND WIND ACTIVATE!
*thunderstorm blown elsewhere*
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 22, 2013, 12:19:55 AM
House - protects from the sun and wind
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Post by: Luggz on October 22, 2013, 05:29:26 AM
bulldozer - demolishes the house
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on October 22, 2013, 03:39:49 PM
That used vehicle crusher in the junkyard - crushes bulldozer
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Post by: Luggz on October 22, 2013, 05:34:43 PM
A knife - Cuts a hydraulic pipe causing a leak and rendering the crusher un-operable
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 23, 2013, 12:11:02 AM
Scabbard - covers yo' knife
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on October 23, 2013, 08:55:00 AM
sledgehammer: smashes yo scabbard
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Post by: Cef on October 23, 2013, 12:18:13 PM
Zombie - distracts your sledgehammer
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Post by: Luggz on October 23, 2013, 06:25:14 PM
Record collection - To throw at the zombie in a humourous fashion
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Post by: Drakos on October 23, 2013, 07:51:33 PM
Hammer
To smash the record collection to itty bitty pieces ;D
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Post by: Luggz on October 24, 2013, 11:54:41 AM
An onion... You know to cushion the impact of the hammer
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Post by: Cef on October 24, 2013, 12:23:16 PM
Vampire to distract the onion
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Post by: Luggz on October 24, 2013, 01:14:21 PM
A wooden stake - to drive through the heart of the vampire
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Post by: anoni on October 24, 2013, 01:15:20 PM
Water!
It rots the wood
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Post by: Luggz on October 24, 2013, 02:34:28 PM
Me - drinks the water
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Post by: anoni on October 24, 2013, 03:07:41 PM
Me - commands you to stop
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on October 24, 2013, 04:21:55 PM
Duct Tape - Prevents you from talking? lol xD
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Post by: anoni on October 27, 2013, 11:42:20 AM
Depression
The only thing Duct tape can't fix xD
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Post by: Luggz on October 27, 2013, 11:43:43 AM
Anti-depressants, just don't get addicted!
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Post by: anoni on October 27, 2013, 11:46:08 AM
Drug regulations
They have banned the anti-depressants
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Post by: Luggz on October 27, 2013, 11:49:27 AM
Protests!
They worked this time!
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Post by: anoni on October 27, 2013, 11:50:10 AM
Water hoses
.... xD
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Post by: Luggz on October 27, 2013, 11:51:48 AM
A fat guy.
stands on the hose, blocking it
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Post by: anoni on October 27, 2013, 11:53:11 AM
A blastoids
Not even a fat guy can stand against him.
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on October 31, 2013, 08:28:16 AM
Chuck Norris.
Just because.
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on October 31, 2013, 12:25:00 PM
The Infant Laser 5000 - Makes Chuck Norris a helpless baby
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Post by: RebeccaLightningStorm on October 31, 2013, 01:28:48 PM
A highly-trained hammer-wielding infant destroys you and your laser, unaffected by your Infant Laser!
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Post by: rice243 on October 31, 2013, 04:28:32 PM
An army of living rice...
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Post by: Luggz on November 01, 2013, 05:23:08 AM
Boiling water to turn your living rice into nommy rice
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Post by: rice243 on November 01, 2013, 04:11:05 PM
Metal pot helmets for my prices of rice to protect them
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Post by: BakaFawkes on November 02, 2013, 12:22:06 AM
Plasma torch, melts those metal pots into little rice cocoons of deathness. ^_^
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Post by: rice243 on November 06, 2013, 05:24:00 PM
You melted the metal, the melted metal covers the rice, they can't feel so there is no pain therefore they can keep marching forward as armored rice assault units
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Post by: Luggz on November 06, 2013, 05:33:19 PM
Tactical nukes! That will solve the rice problem!
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Post by: rice243 on November 06, 2013, 05:38:12 PM
*holds up a finger and wags it and smiles as the armored assault rice is now red hot and still marching forward*
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on November 07, 2013, 01:40:53 AM
Bunker - Protects from explosion... somewhat
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on November 07, 2013, 03:49:18 AM
Bunker Buster Bombs! Negates the protection from explosions!
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Post by: rice243 on November 08, 2013, 08:08:36 PM
The explosion throws the metal rice at very high speeds
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Post by: Luggz on November 09, 2013, 12:53:11 AM
You haven't quite got this :P You're supposed to think of something to defeat the Bunker Busters now.
Like trampolines to bounce the Bunker Busters away so they are someone else's problem
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on November 09, 2013, 03:25:28 AM
Baseball bat used to bat the Bunker Busters away!
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on November 09, 2013, 02:53:14 PM
Sledgehammer to destroy the Baseball bat!
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Post by: Luggz on November 09, 2013, 03:09:04 PM
Termites to nom the sledgehammer's handle!
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on November 10, 2013, 02:51:44 PM
Nacho Cheese - Drowns yo' termites >:3
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on November 10, 2013, 02:55:31 PM
Water - Dilutes Nacho Cheese! xD
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on November 10, 2013, 02:59:16 PM
Stove - Evaporates yo' water
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on November 10, 2013, 03:01:27 PM
Rocket Launcher - No mo' stove
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on November 10, 2013, 03:03:27 PM
ooh, tuche Muffin - Shoved in the front of the rocket launcher
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Post by: Luggz on November 10, 2013, 03:04:20 PM
Hungry mouse ' Noms on that there muffin!
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on November 10, 2013, 03:05:15 PM
Hungry cat - HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS
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Post by: AlmarRaccoon on November 10, 2013, 03:16:21 PM
Cat nip - distracts the cat
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on November 10, 2013, 03:17:05 PM
Huskeh - CAT GO AWAY ARF ARF ARF!!!
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Post by: Luggz on November 10, 2013, 03:18:13 PM
Luggz - cuddles Huskeh into defeat
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on November 10, 2013, 03:19:38 PM
Minecraft - distracts Luggz xP
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Post by: Luggz on November 10, 2013, 03:21:02 PM
Griefers - to ruin the server
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on November 10, 2013, 03:24:07 PM
Anonymous - Hacks Griefer code and is rendered invalid XP
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Post by: MrRazot on November 11, 2013, 06:20:43 PM
Parents - Anonymous should be playing outside like normal children
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Post by: rice243 on November 11, 2013, 11:35:05 PM
Drugs- render parents useless
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Post by: Luggz on November 12, 2013, 04:45:53 AM
Sniffer dogs - to find those drugs first
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 12, 2013, 05:21:25 AM
Grilled food- To distract the pooch- FOOD!
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Post by: Luggz on November 12, 2013, 05:24:27 AM
A greedy, fat guy - to eat the food first
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 12, 2013, 05:25:27 AM
Marathon Runners- They could run much faster than lardo over there with the food, to keep it away from the fat guys.
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Post by: Luggz on November 12, 2013, 05:35:21 AM
trip wire - would take out all the runners
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 12, 2013, 05:36:07 AM
Little Boy Running with scissors- Not safe for him, but it cuts teh wires.
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Post by: Luggz on November 12, 2013, 05:44:10 AM
XDD
A bull - to charge at the little boy
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 12, 2013, 05:51:45 AM
Cow- To help be the perfect mate and sooth the bull's temperament...
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Post by: Luggz on November 12, 2013, 06:19:22 AM
A fence - to keep the cow and bull apart!
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 12, 2013, 06:23:41 AM
Kool Aid Cow Powers- MOOOOOOOOO YEAH! *busts own fence*
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on November 12, 2013, 06:52:34 AM
Grass... to distract the cow.
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 12, 2013, 06:54:18 AM
Pyromaniac- Nuff said.
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Post by: Luggz on November 12, 2013, 07:03:48 AM
water - to throw over whatever the pyromaniac decides to set alight
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 12, 2013, 07:06:01 AM
Nevada: Because Desert
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Post by: Luggz on November 12, 2013, 07:09:22 AM
Anti-gambling laws - Sorry Las Vegas
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 12, 2013, 07:10:06 AM
*walks away*
i have no complaints.
Someone else come up with something to counter that?
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Post by: rice243 on November 12, 2013, 04:23:26 PM
Internet- you can't stop what happens in other contries
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 12, 2013, 08:44:46 PM
Mother- Who just can't seem to work technology, and broke the interwebzz
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Post by: Luggz on November 12, 2013, 10:35:14 PM
Untidy bedroom - Distracts the mother as she has to threaten to throw everything out
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 12, 2013, 11:29:02 PM
Mary Poppins- Quick, efficient, and immaculate helper for cleaning up rooms in minutes. All while singing
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Post by: rice243 on November 12, 2013, 11:46:25 PM
This is going to be a dark one even for me firearm- boom
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 13, 2013, 12:28:31 AM
Inferior Musket- Often resulting in firearm to jam.
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Post by: rice243 on November 13, 2013, 01:00:15 AM
Combat training- taught how to deal with James musket and still use it as a weapon, mainly like a baseball bat
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 13, 2013, 01:01:33 AM
Benedict Arnold- As well as betraying you in the war, he taught you how to use those muskets incorrectly
(not a history buff, give me a break XD)
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Post by: rice243 on November 13, 2013, 01:08:05 AM
O.o can I just beat him with the musket too?
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 13, 2013, 01:19:15 AM
You'd beat your "teacher" : P?
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Post by: rice243 on November 13, 2013, 01:40:51 AM
Lol yes I would :P
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on November 13, 2013, 08:26:24 AM
B)
Has more swag than :P
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Post by: Luggz on November 13, 2013, 06:09:13 PM
Huskeh swag!- You can't be more swag than Huskeh!
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Post by: rice243 on November 13, 2013, 07:46:43 PM
Macro swag- bigger better right?
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Post by: Lethrasherhuskeh on November 13, 2013, 10:42:10 PM
Universal swag
w00t
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 14, 2013, 01:31:48 AM
Saggy Pants- Slow down there swagster. Your mom's picking you up at 8.
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Post by: Luggz on November 14, 2013, 05:32:02 AM
A tailor- To unsag those pants!
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 14, 2013, 05:36:09 AM
A taylor: Just has the name of the 'taylor'; he has no idea how to hem pants properly
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Post by: Luggz on November 14, 2013, 05:38:35 AM
Concrete shoes- So Mr Taylor can swim with the fishes
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 14, 2013, 05:42:02 AM
Drain: Quit filling up lugg'z bathroom sink!
It is not a swimming pool!
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Post by: Luggz on November 14, 2013, 05:44:40 AM
Drain plug- I was trying to wash behind my ears!
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Post by: rice243 on November 14, 2013, 06:45:22 PM
Hole in drain plug
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 14, 2013, 11:38:42 PM
Cork Drain Plug: It's supposed to have holes :3~ Pores, more specifically
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Post by: rice243 on November 15, 2013, 12:14:47 AM
Power drill for the obvious
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 15, 2013, 12:40:24 AM
Old Batteries
OR
Rats (to chew the cord)
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Post by: Luggz on November 15, 2013, 12:43:17 PM
Cheese- to distract the rats
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 15, 2013, 11:17:33 PM
Italian: To take the cheese and make a delicious dinner for his family
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Post by: Luggz on November 16, 2013, 02:21:46 AM
Mario: To offend the Italian with stereotypes
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Post by: rice243 on November 16, 2013, 07:27:52 AM
bowser to destroy mario
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Post by: MrRazot on November 16, 2013, 02:57:26 PM
MechaGodzilla - because being fueled by a nuclear reactor makes all the difference...
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on November 17, 2013, 07:14:18 PM
Godzilla: To totally destroy him.
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 17, 2013, 09:51:33 PM
Poor Translation Dub: To confuse even the overgrown lizard.
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Post by: MrRazot on November 18, 2013, 02:43:41 PM
Some channel on the television no one watches - guess where the badly dubbed movie is going
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 18, 2013, 03:38:02 PM
T.V. Remote: To flip to a better channel.
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Post by: MrRazot on November 18, 2013, 05:22:30 PM
Almost dead battery - someone better find a new one... oh god they're AAA
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 18, 2013, 05:44:51 PM
Responsible Roomate: Always keep an extra pack handy in the coffee table.
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Post by: MrRazot on November 18, 2013, 05:54:21 PM
amnesia - now where did i put them... i'm sure they were here...
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 18, 2013, 11:22:27 PM
Future Self: To travel back in time and tell you where you put them.
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Post by: Luggz on November 19, 2013, 06:10:30 AM
A bug- To be crushed and therefore drastically change the future!
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 19, 2013, 06:19:23 AM
Dave Strider: There to solve all your time travel shenanigans, yo.
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Post by: anoni on November 19, 2013, 09:45:06 AM
Physics: Prohibits backwards time travel
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 19, 2013, 03:22:25 PM
Time Turner: No wonder Hermione managed to get to all her classes!
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Post by: MrRazot on November 19, 2013, 06:20:40 PM
Overzealous Nerds - Hermione could not have gone through time at least without opening AT LEAST a black hole and destroying the earth and here are the comic books that prove it.
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 19, 2013, 11:06:40 PM
Canon: Oh, darn it. Curse you J.K. Rowling. I suppose there was no black hole.
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Post by: MrRazot on November 20, 2013, 11:39:35 AM
Bad English - a Cannon? prepare the guns!
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 20, 2013, 11:37:23 PM
Fan Dictionary: Canon: As to imply of the events truly published or shown, and confirmed by the book's, show's, etc. Creator
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Post by: MrRazot on November 21, 2013, 08:35:41 PM
A leaky roof - looks like the books are spoilt
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Post by: Luggz on November 22, 2013, 02:23:23 AM
a roofer - fixes those leaks!
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Post by: MrRazot on November 22, 2013, 10:26:53 PM
Lightning - should have checked the weather
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 22, 2013, 10:36:32 PM
Rubber Suit: I knew this thing was an investment!
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Post by: rice243 on November 27, 2013, 09:57:02 AM
Rain makes the roof slippery
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 27, 2013, 10:35:38 PM
Humongous Umbrellas: Because we had nothing better to spend our money on!
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Post by: MrRazot on November 28, 2013, 01:32:57 PM
Made is China - probably shouldn't have been such a cheap skate
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Post by: Alex Laetus on November 28, 2013, 09:43:06 PM
Grammar Nazi's- Denying your rebuttal. Peer editing is your friend.
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Post by: anoni on November 30, 2013, 04:07:24 PM
Grammar Rights Tribunals - Sentence the Grammar Nazis to death for crimes against Grammar
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Post by: MrRazot on December 06, 2013, 06:12:18 PM
Collegehumor - makes Grammar Nazis funny
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Post by: anoni on December 09, 2013, 03:10:39 PM
Internet flamer - Flames all over college Humor saying that their new content sucks and that the only reason they've subscribed is for Jake and Amir
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Post by: Alex Laetus on December 16, 2013, 11:29:11 PM
Ban Flag- We're tired of yo shiz boi. Staph joor flammin'
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on December 24, 2013, 12:05:52 AM
Hrm.... Game Grumps. Because PAUSEBALLS
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Post by: anoni on January 04, 2014, 11:55:03 AM
Flamer - Dislikes ALL your videos
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Post by: Grey on January 08, 2014, 10:55:14 PM
Chuck Norris - only needs to look at silly flamer to destroy this problem.
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Post by: anoni on January 09, 2014, 03:08:26 PM
Bruce Lee - Kills Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee Vs Chuck Norris (Way of the Dragon) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqzQ2qrtBeg#)
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Post by: Grey on January 09, 2014, 03:18:48 PM
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Post by: anoni on January 09, 2014, 03:42:38 PM
John Wilkes Booth - Obviously xD
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Post by: MrRazot on January 09, 2014, 05:01:59 PM
Time Progression - Who was that guy again?
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Post by: anoni on January 10, 2014, 10:04:21 AM
Tachyon - 'cause going forward in time is too mainstream
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Post by: MrRazot on February 10, 2014, 10:31:48 AM
Logic - Denies this
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Post by: Grey on February 10, 2014, 04:15:51 PM
Pi - NOt rational (if memory serves correct)
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Post by: MrRazot on February 10, 2014, 04:53:28 PM
Life of Pi - RICHARD PARKERRRRRRRRRRR
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Post by: Grey on February 10, 2014, 04:55:01 PM
Timmy Fox - seems we now have a problem on our paws
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Post by: MrRazot on February 11, 2014, 07:15:04 AM
Internet outage - Because he's on through the internet
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 13, 2014, 01:40:34 PM
Fax machine, because forwarding jokes and chain letters predate the net.
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Post by: MrRazot on February 13, 2014, 05:00:24 PM
E-mail - all high tech and stuff
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 13, 2014, 05:07:38 PM
Penis enlargement spam - learn to fear your inbox!
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Post by: Grey on February 13, 2014, 05:50:32 PM
Spam-blocker - I will not say what I have to say
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Post by: MrRazot on February 13, 2014, 05:52:08 PM
Monty Python - They invented the term
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Post by: Grey on February 13, 2014, 05:56:37 PM
Stupid rager with no humour - they no leik teh humorzz
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 13, 2014, 05:58:20 PM
Tickles - because laughter can exist without humour
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Post by: Grey on February 13, 2014, 06:00:13 PM
Non-existent nervous system - feel nothing!
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 13, 2014, 06:10:49 PM
Phantom limbs - the mind plays tricks
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Post by: MrRazot on February 13, 2014, 07:41:10 PM
Therapy - You telling me there was nothing wrong with you? guess again!
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Post by: Grey on February 13, 2014, 07:43:17 PM
A knife in the back - woah that took a dark turn!
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Post by: MrRazot on February 13, 2014, 07:44:36 PM
Stab-Vest - The extra precaution can save your life maybe
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Post by: Grey on February 13, 2014, 07:47:30 PM
The intelligence to not stab where the vest is - what now eh!? *crazy laugh*
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 13, 2014, 09:14:13 PM
Full body spider weave suit - take you best shot Mr Stabby!
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Post by: MrRazot on February 13, 2014, 09:16:38 PM
10 tonne anvil - Spider go Splat!
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 13, 2014, 09:18:26 PM
Jujitsu - uses its weight against it
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Post by: MrRazot on February 13, 2014, 09:19:27 PM
Heat Seeking Missile - Overkill?
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 13, 2014, 09:30:24 PM
Cold dead heart - missile can't find me
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Post by: MrRazot on February 13, 2014, 09:32:23 PM
Wooden Stake - must be a vampire
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 13, 2014, 09:47:44 PM
Faerie blood - immune to stakes
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Post by: MrRazot on February 13, 2014, 09:52:42 PM
Bic - ever wondered how they got the multi-colour pen?
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 13, 2014, 10:08:57 PM
(you're a monster!) D:
Air bubble - Your Bic doesn't work
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Post by: MrRazot on February 13, 2014, 10:11:15 PM
(I'm not the monster, Bic is) :S
Air Pollution - let's hope that bubble's not all that's left
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Post by: BakaFawkes on February 14, 2014, 06:20:51 AM
Al Gore, 'cuz he's got them ELF, ALF, RCALB, and ARM goons. XD
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Post by: MrRazot on February 14, 2014, 07:37:36 AM
Ignorance - Then why's the sky still blue, if there was a hole shouldn't we see space?
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 14, 2014, 07:59:51 AM
Popularised science - squashes dat ignorance
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Post by: MrRazot on February 14, 2014, 08:12:55 AM
Conspiracy Theorists - I just heard they're putting a dangerous chemical in the water, Dihydromonoxide... scary stuff man...
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 14, 2014, 08:47:17 AM
Evidence and sound logic - No one is putting water in the water
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Post by: MrRazot on February 14, 2014, 08:50:29 AM
Reptile men - No evidence they don't exist :O
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 14, 2014, 08:56:55 AM
Abductive reasoning - gives inference to the best explanation avoiding the 'problem of induction'
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Post by: MrRazot on February 20, 2014, 12:12:27 PM
Police - Abduction is a crime
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Post by: Grey on February 20, 2014, 03:42:57 PM
English justice system - you will not get justice
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 20, 2014, 10:36:09 PM
Media - The people's justice!!
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Post by: Grey on February 20, 2014, 10:41:07 PM
The Government - They control what you see
I'm not a conspiricy theorist. >.>
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 21, 2014, 08:33:06 AM
Freedom of Information - eventually we get to see
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Post by: Grey on February 21, 2014, 11:14:57 AM
NSA - They'll filter out certain truths.
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 22, 2014, 12:04:11 AM
Relativity - truth is dependent on frame of reference
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Post by: RebeccaLightningStorm on March 20, 2014, 05:39:40 PM
Lawyers.
Truth? The truth is irrelevant to COUTROOM VICTORIES!
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 21, 2014, 12:40:24 PM
Judges, they growl at naughty grandstanding lawyers
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Post by: Grey on March 21, 2014, 12:41:37 PM
Corruption.
Money can go a long way.
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 23, 2014, 08:11:22 PM
Forgery (fake money!)
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Post by: Luggz on March 23, 2014, 09:48:11 PM
Electronic payments
No need for physical money
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 24, 2014, 07:58:21 AM
Hackers because we are anonymous
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Post by: MrRazot on March 24, 2014, 02:07:22 PM
NSA - always watching everything at the same time always
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Post by: Drakos on March 25, 2014, 03:20:09 AM
The internet-because nothing beats the internet! XD
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Post by: Grey on March 25, 2014, 03:15:15 PM
Space debris- Destroys satillites preventing internet access.
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Post by: Drakos on March 26, 2014, 08:30:50 PM
Black hole- Sucks up the space debris and takes it to parts unknown :3
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Post by: anoni on March 29, 2014, 01:54:16 PM
Hawkin radiation - Evaporates the black hole in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (continue until you get to ~a googleplex) years.
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Post by: MrRazot on April 01, 2014, 11:36:51 AM
Lack of urgency - took to long to dissolve... bye universe
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 01, 2014, 01:54:37 PM
Bladders - create a sense of urgency when there was none
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Post by: MrRazot on April 02, 2014, 07:31:55 PM
Chamberpot - bringing the toilet to you
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 02, 2014, 10:04:27 PM
Cracks - leakage is baaaaad
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Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on April 06, 2014, 03:12:08 AM
Duct Tape - It fixes everything!
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 08, 2014, 07:03:51 PM
Xenomorphs - They use the ducts
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Post by: hdrgn on April 12, 2014, 08:25:10 AM
Oregon ducks - ducks sounds like ducts
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Post by: anoni on April 12, 2014, 05:21:07 PM
Angry birds - VERY ANGRY AT DUCKS
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 12, 2014, 07:33:01 PM
Star Wars (takes over everything including Angry Birds)
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Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on April 13, 2014, 12:34:51 AM
George Lucas ( Angry nerd rage about him destroying starwars here )
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Post by: MrRazot on April 17, 2014, 05:41:21 PM
Disney - Just wait for them to own Star Trek too
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Post by: anoni on April 23, 2014, 01:00:39 PM
Pixar - Smashes Disney with Toy story
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 23, 2014, 03:00:24 PM
George Lucas (Pixar can never escape their origins)
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Post by: anoni on April 25, 2014, 02:54:10 PM
Diabetes (I'm sorry I had to make that joke xD)
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Post by: Grey on April 25, 2014, 02:56:06 PM
Insulin. (It helps, bro)
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Post by: anoni on April 25, 2014, 02:58:11 PM
Wrong needle (That wasn't insulin... xD)
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Post by: Grey on April 25, 2014, 03:02:24 PM
Luck (Turns out it was something gooood.... XP )
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Post by: anoni on April 25, 2014, 03:03:58 PM
Probability (Explains your luck and kills all the fun out of it)
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 26, 2014, 03:42:36 AM
Probability theory (can't give one explanation of what probability is which applies to all uses)
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Post by: anoni on May 09, 2014, 03:39:57 PM
APPROXIMATIONS! (good enough!)
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 10, 2014, 11:50:52 AM
Extreme conditions (where approximations fail)
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Post by: kivabunny on May 19, 2014, 09:47:49 AM
Mr.Rogers n a blood stained sweater (bears all extreme conditions cause he yer neighbor)
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 19, 2014, 02:08:51 PM
Stewie Griffin (has vendetta against Mr Rogers)
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Post by: kivabunny on May 19, 2014, 02:13:30 PM
Louis Griffin (puts stewies laser rifle where he can't reach it)
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 19, 2014, 02:29:33 PM
Banana (it's her safe=word)
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Post by: MrRazot on May 20, 2014, 11:04:12 PM
Monkeys - Because supposedly it's what they eat
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 24, 2014, 12:55:38 AM
The Beatles (better than the Monkeys)
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Post by: NautilusWolf on June 06, 2014, 05:54:34 PM
Metallica. Can't beat the Metal Militia!
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Post by: Elisif on June 08, 2014, 01:13:59 PM
Get scared... Nobody can neat Get Scared
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Post by: NautilusWolf on June 08, 2014, 05:44:55 PM
MegaDeth, Cause peace sells, but who's buyin'?
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 17, 2014, 10:32:50 PM
GigaDeth (coz bigger is better)
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Post by: Grey on June 17, 2014, 11:46:30 PM
The Ladytrap
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on June 18, 2014, 08:04:17 AM
Having a dad who can wiggle his ears.
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Post by: Elisif on June 18, 2014, 12:31:40 PM
Me! I can do that!
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Post by: MrRazot on June 19, 2014, 07:43:07 PM
Bob Marley - brings you to a point where you won't do anything
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Post by: SadDubwool on June 20, 2014, 09:16:20 AM
Death-Brings Bob the the underworld...BECAUSE THE UNDERWORLD IS BORING
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 24, 2014, 01:41:16 PM
Rod of Resurrection - escape the underworld with a wink and a smile!
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Post by: anoni on June 26, 2014, 08:39:11 AM
Skeptics - Does not believe in Resurrection
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 26, 2014, 04:02:16 PM
Conspiracy theories - take skepticism to counter-productive lengths
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Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on June 26, 2014, 05:04:04 PM
Tinfoil Headgear- Blocks the government from controlling you! Trust me! It works!
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Post by: Grey on June 26, 2014, 07:16:08 PM
Decapitation - Can't wear headgear without a head.
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Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on June 29, 2014, 08:29:05 AM
Robotics - Make a head.... OF STEEEEEEEL!
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 30, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
Bigotry (people are all judgmental of cyborgs)
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Post by: MrRazot on July 06, 2014, 07:34:41 PM
Brainwashing - what if we all think the same on purpose?
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Post by: SadDubwool on July 06, 2014, 08:54:36 PM
F.B.I Sabotage-Reverses brainwashing to make EVERYONE hate robot's
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Post by: MrRazot on July 07, 2014, 04:03:43 PM
Matrix - you thought you were free :O
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Post by: NautilusWolf on July 08, 2014, 05:32:56 AM
Composite 4, AKA C4.
Can't run the matrix if it's blown up.
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Post by: MrRazot on July 08, 2014, 01:26:24 PM
Raid 5 - depends where and how much of it you blew up :P
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Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on July 08, 2014, 07:51:09 PM
1337 h4x - I hax everything. AND THEN BLOW IT UP.
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Post by: Grey on July 08, 2014, 09:33:38 PM
Moderation team - They ban you bro
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Post by: NautilusWolf on July 08, 2014, 09:44:12 PM
Not having a computer.
Ban me now!
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Post by: aperson1 on July 08, 2014, 09:58:21 PM
A gigantic rock.
Nothing can move it. Nothing can convince it. You cannot own it without looking awkward. You cannot kill it. It is the death of anyone trying to accomplish anything whatsoever that stands in its way.
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Post by: NautilusWolf on July 08, 2014, 11:04:03 PM
Nah, i think a rock cutter and some time can fix that.
Yay technology!
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Post by: SadDubwool on July 08, 2014, 11:18:13 PM
Mines-They blow up the tool......ZARIAJAYU VZRYVCHATKU!!!!
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Post by: aperson1 on July 08, 2014, 11:40:10 PM
Water- it disables explosives.
Don't question me. I've been playing Minecraft. :P
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Post by: saph the sergal on July 08, 2014, 11:41:52 PM
motorbike
and it dont asperson thats just some thing they did watch mythbuster the shock wave goes through water
Title: Re: Ultimate Showdown (Rock, Paper, What?)
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on July 09, 2014, 01:04:19 AM
Inconveniently placed street lights. Owch.
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Post by: MrRazot on July 15, 2014, 10:09:21 PM
Paramedic - you'll be fine
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Post by: anoni on July 16, 2014, 05:59:32 PM
Super Bacteria - Not even the paramedics medicine can help you now
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Post by: MrRazot on July 16, 2014, 06:20:58 PM
Madagascar - humanity's last hope
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Post by: anoni on July 16, 2014, 06:22:33 PM
Madagascar 2, terrible movie, all hope is lost
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Post by: MrRazot on July 16, 2014, 06:23:47 PM
The penguins - the only good thing about 2 and 3
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Post by: anoni on July 16, 2014, 06:25:00 PM
Global Warming, the bane of all penguins
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Post by: MrRazot on July 16, 2014, 06:26:33 PM
US Government - Global Warming is a myth
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Post by: anoni on July 16, 2014, 06:27:26 PM
Manbearpig - The real threat the Us government should be worrying about
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Post by: MrRazot on July 16, 2014, 06:30:48 PM
Al Gore - he's really serial about this
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Post by: anoni on July 16, 2014, 06:32:38 PM
George Bush - Less votes but somehow still wins
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Post by: MrRazot on July 16, 2014, 06:33:49 PM
Russia - 140% extra voting power
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Post by: anoni on July 16, 2014, 06:34:48 PM
UN - I put a sanction on you!
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2014, 01:31:23 PM
Crazy dictator - your sanctions only make me feel important
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Post by: MrRazot on July 18, 2014, 05:51:24 PM
U.S.S. FREEDOM - we heard you have oil
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2014, 06:03:50 PM
Greenpeace - makes videos about yucky oil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhbliUq0_r4
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Post by: MrRazot on July 18, 2014, 06:07:10 PM
Ignorance - doesn't effect me directly so oh well
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2014, 06:39:05 PM
The Simpsons - edumacation!
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Post by: MrRazot on July 18, 2014, 06:46:03 PM
Time - things get old too fast
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 18, 2014, 06:58:37 PM
Retro, everything old is new again!
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Post by: MrRazot on July 22, 2014, 07:35:29 PM
SWAG - the new Retro
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Post by: Grey on July 22, 2014, 09:37:48 PM
Intelligence - SWAG ain't got nothing on people with brains.
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Post by: aperson1 on July 23, 2014, 01:21:34 AM
an atom. Go ahead, try to break it. I dare you.
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 23, 2014, 06:24:56 PM
Young Einstein (in that film the titular character splits and atom with a hammer and chisel)[size=78%] [/size]
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Post by: NautilusWolf on July 27, 2014, 02:36:26 AM
U.S. Navy Combat Hospital Corpsman.
Tougher than Chuck Norris.
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Post by: anoni on July 27, 2014, 05:01:14 AM
Stupid Superior officer
The downfall of every military
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Post by: Luggz on July 27, 2014, 06:53:10 AM
Captain Edmund Blackadder
Finds way of not following orders, usually involving a cunning plan.
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Post by: anoni on July 27, 2014, 12:47:37 PM
Oblivious American Audience
Doesn't understand British humour
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Post by: MrRazot on July 27, 2014, 08:41:55 PM
Mr Bean - who didn't find him funny? Also another Rowan Atkinson character :P
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Post by: aperson1 on July 28, 2014, 12:56:26 AM