Furry Chat => General => Topic started by: Grant87 on July 25, 2007, 12:21:19 PM
Title: Jokes!!
Post by: Grant87 on July 25, 2007, 12:21:19 PM
Does anybody know any furry or animal related jokes? Please try to keep it clean. :P
Nay! Ye shall keepeth it that it abide in thee forum rules, or I shall smite thee. :snicker: Ephemral
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: The Lone Wolf on July 25, 2007, 02:22:09 PM
A series of "You might be a furry if...." jokes
http://furryhumor.tripod.com/fi.htm
Only a few good ones like:
You might be a furry if you pretend to be a Goth so people will stop asking you about your collar. You might be a furry if you look at Fifi La Fume like many guys look at Jennifer Anniston.
worth a look... maybe. Anyway good night people.
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Grant87 on July 25, 2007, 02:27:19 PM
Thanks! And goodnight! :sleepytime:
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: WingedZephyr on July 25, 2007, 04:17:42 PM
You might be a furry if you pretend to be a Goth so people will stop asking you about your collar.
*busted* :">
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: The Lone Wolf on July 26, 2007, 07:29:18 AM
You might be a furry if you absolutely require 14 hours of sleep during the day, then only want to eat or go outside at night.
Do you think they have been watching me on holidays? =s
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: AlphaDarkWolf on July 26, 2007, 06:04:38 PM
this lady took her duck to the vet. the doctor look at it and said "lady ur duck is dead" l the lady said "no that can't be do a test to see if it's ok" so a black lab came in and sniffed the duck and walked away."lady ur duck is gone i'm sorry" "try again doc try again.it can't be true" so a cat came in a scrached the duck then meowed an walked away."your duck is dead heres you bill" "MY BILL ALL YOU HAD DONE TO MY DUCK IS A CAT CAME IN AND SCHRACHED IT AND THE A DOG SNIFFED IT U DID NOTHING" "u asked for a test u had a lab test and a catscane."
(i know it mean in a way but kinda funny in a way to)
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: ephemral on July 26, 2007, 07:08:39 PM
And you told it wrong too. The cat jumps over it I think.
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: AlphaDarkWolf on July 27, 2007, 05:13:10 PM