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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Maine on August 05, 2013, 09:37:48 AM
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What do you think would be the worst super power to have?
They can be funny or serious.
I can imagine an acute sense of taste could be a blessing and a curse. XD
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The ability to summon a 100-pound bag of stale bagels at any given time.
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Ability to turn into an average sized brick for 3.7 minutes.
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Salt Man and his enemies Dr Snail and Count Snow
yea salt would suck
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Form of...a bucket of water!
...forever...
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Oo oo oo, Tree powers activate! *turns into tree*
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The ability to gain weight, but not lose it.
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*eats eucalyptus leaves and lives*
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The ability to summon a rabid dog. But every time you do it you also gain the scent of raw beef.
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Mucus bending.
Useful, probably, but I'm not sure anyone would want you around.
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*eats eucalyptus leaves and lives*
Is it a sloth? Is it a oversized gum nut?
No! It's Koala Man!
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One thing that occurs to me, It's been pointed out that most superpowers would require the used to also have an immunity to thier power / and or other immunities or powers.
Fire for instance. If you could trow fire from your hands but weren't resistant to it, it would be useless and you'd probably kill yourself before you ever learned to control it.
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The ability to play a random song from your mouth every time you open it.
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The ability to play a random song from your mouth every time you open it.
http://youtu.be/7vKH3hPvBrE?t=12s (http://youtu.be/7vKH3hPvBrE?t=12s)
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The ability of to spawn ACID MAGNETS
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Ability to summon a broken pencil with no eraser, and breaks every time you sharpen it.
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The ability to recite the alphabet backwards flawlessly without any hesitation.
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To be able to imagine doing incredible super feats, but not being able to do them IRL
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To be able to imagine doing incredible super feats, but not being able to do them IRL
Hey, I have that power!! :D
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The ability to fly for exactly .5 seconds ever 3 hours.
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Having the ability to travel in time. But only forwards. At a rate of one second per second.
Although I myself can communicate telepathically with root vegetables!
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This came up in my head the moment I read the topic's title.
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The ability to forget what you said five seconds ago. ... The ability to forget what you said five seconds ago. ... The ability to forget what you said five seconds ago.
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The ability to transform to a plastic plant.
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Having the ability to rotate your head 360 degrees
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Predicting coin flips.
Just kidding! That would be tits. You could challenge unwitting people constantly.
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The ability to spawn a tomato that is 4.7 thousand years old.
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The ability to grow a set of wings..... that would only carry a moth.
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Just throwing this in here.
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The ability to not pick your nose in public.
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The ability to turn everything you touch, including yourself, into ramen noodles :|
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Haha hey Drakos that doesn't seem to be so useless to me haha xD Me love noodles!
The ability to not slack for hours on end.
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I can generate compute any task... given an infinite amount of time
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Being able to predict things two weeks after they happen.
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The ability to have super strength for just 3 seconds.
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Well, you could hit someone really hard with that.
How about you're also unable to move? :D
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Oh yeah why didn't I think of that lol xD
The ability to paint a meaningless picture.
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The ability to spawn waffles at any given time or place. Wait... I WANT THAT
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The ability to mumble really fast
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The ability to pop your knuckles really loudly anytime you want!
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The ability to take out the trash
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Oh yeah why didn't I think of that lol xD
The ability to paint a meaningless picture.
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Meaningless painting... thats called modern art.
The ability to be be hangover at any given time.
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Or rather....post modern xD
The ability to tell the wrong time. xD
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The ability to turn into a tree when threatened with fire.
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The ability to balance a spoon on your nose while juggling moving chainsaws and flaming torches XD
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The ability to make your hand/paw explode if you think about Orange, Monkey, Eagle
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The ability to conjure microscopic tornadoes.
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The ability to use force push on doors when you push them.
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The ability to keep tripping on sidewalks
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The ability to taste under your feet.
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The ability to grow your toe or fingernails on command as long as you can
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The ability to eat burgers really fast.
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That would just be very specific nom powers. :)
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The ability to hypnotyze crabs to do the gangnam style dance.
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The ability to manipulate touch screens with your finger a half inch away from the screen.
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The ability to run really slowly.
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The ability to walk
using only my MIND
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The ability to sing a silly song as a form of a distress signal when threatened.
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The ability to spawn chocolate covered living fish.
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The ability to eat burgers at the speed of light.
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The ability to teleport for a nanosecond and back, can only be used once a day
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The ability to throw pancakes a few inches away.
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The ability to poop hot lava. You're not invulnerable to lava, though.
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The ability to spin around and round but get dizzy really fast.
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The ability to defecate bricks....
The ability to vomit super annoying celebrities at any given time...
The ability to sneeze out morlocks at any given time without warning...
The ability to hear the thoughts of everyone in the world all at the same time without being able to stop...
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Being totally invincible.
And then you realize you can't use the bathroom and will need surgery.
And you're INVINCIBLE.
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Being able to wave around glowsticks.
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The ability to poop oatmeal if you sniff a carrot
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The ability to headbang at 1000 BPM
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The ability to say a joke that isn't about poop.
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The ability to grow your left earlobe.
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The ability to shrink, but not to grow back!
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The ability to draw an exact circle.
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The ability to sneeze really loudly.
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The ability to know where every single clue in Blues Clues is.
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Ability to tell lame jokes.
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Ability to have super long fingers.
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The ability to accurately predict the ending of anything. It shall be called, Spoiler Alert.
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Ability to predict weather after it happens.
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The ability to summon a piece of pocket lint by saying "Sir Knight pocket lint cometh"
That would be kind of cool actually...
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The ability to summon photographers to your rescue.
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The ability to fart through your mouth.
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The ability to sleep eight hours straight.
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The ability to miss everything.
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The ability to raise everyone's expectations of you.
I might have this power... :/
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The ability to change the colours of flowers.
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The ability to go bald at any random moment.
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The power to increase your body's fat content at any time and by any amount, but not decrease it.
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^that sounds a lot like me xD
The ability to speak really fast.
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The ability to speak really really slowly!
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the ability to speak and understand klingon, but only sentences that start with the words 'prune juice'.
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The ability to grow your nails.
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The ability to time travel into the future!!!
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one second at a time
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The ability to get a song stuck in your head
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The ability to speak only in death metal screams.
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The ability to stay cross eyed without effort for over an hour
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^ha!
The ability to have bad breath.
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The ability to repel normal people
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Thexability to lick your elbow. No normal peeson can do it. Try!
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Thexability to lick your elbow. No normal peeson can do it. Try!
plot twist: i did it
the ability to summon a small flock of mosquitoes once every six months
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The ability to be able to spit really really far.
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The ability to see lies but can't prove the truth
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The ability to Send someone to the moon.
MOON TO YOU! *Zwhoop*
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Lukewarm vision... for the times where heat vision is just to hot.
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Lukewarm vision... for the times where heat vision is just to hot.
Heh heh heh, that's a good one.
The abilitay to have mint-scented breath.
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The ability to only predict weird things (Alice is going to sneeze in 5 seconds...)
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Eye on your elbow
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Getting your funny hit would hurt
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The ability to count backwards in French but forward in swedish.
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What? I don't understand.
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Forget that one, I just thought about it....
The ability to See in negative colors
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Everybody would be teal. Hm.
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The ability to teleport away whenever something mildly confronting happens.
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The ability to spawn LoTR figurines.
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The ability to die randomly for no reason
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Able to talk to rocks
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The ability to make staples appear from nowhere.
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The ability to have feet that smell of wild berries when they're sweaty
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The ability to summon Aquaman!
Then he could use his terrible powers XD
Or be like Skeleton Man, he has "calcium strength at his command" :?
Skeleton Man- The Axis of Awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_v9H24PfY#)
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Ability to turn into a mini Nicklaus cage.
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I think that's very useful.
The ability to only look Super Saiyan
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I think that's very useful.
The ability to only look Super Saiyan
Please explain. I want to know what goes on in your head.
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Gladly, you could get into restaurants cheaper and get benefits at places and maybe even clubs!
the ability to break ice
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Controlling your shoe size
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Being able to make a legit 'troll' face
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Being able to set off metal detectors
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The ability to get the low score on a game
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The ability to find Maine's "DAT CARROT" funny every time I see it!
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the ability to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips
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The power to smell like freshly-baked cinnamon rolls ALL THE TIME.
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Hmmmm, cinnamon rolls...
*ehem* The Power of x-ray hearing
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Following Trixsie's way of thinking...
The ability to see ultrasounds.
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The ability to be eternally late to everything
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Inspired by Cliffy...
The ability to follow Trixsie's way of thinking! XD
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The ability to turn into the shape of tofu
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Aquaman's abilities
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The ability to imitate honey boo boo's mother
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The ability to get a selfie with Scorpion
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The ability to grow out your finger nails at super speed
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Hahaha "COME HERE! *selfie*"
The nails thing might be OK...
The Power of Gravity!
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The power of always having an Upset stomach
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The power to procrastinate ANYTHING
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I think i have that Power :P
The power of speaking The Sims language
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A wappaloopsy, lorgle nee. Rasta guni? AGGGH.
*Stamps foot*
A neeble norpson, fing a thunk?
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Being able to summon monsters, but not control them.
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Being able to turn into a chocolate bunny
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Being able to convert paper money into the smallest valued coin as possible
(i.e. 1$ -> 100 Pennies)
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The power to make anything interesting. (Although that might be useful.)
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Most of the stuff from this topic could actually be (more or less) useful.
Like...
The ability to type with your eyelashes.
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the power to freeze hair
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The ability to change squares into rectangles
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ABILITY TO perfectly execute cool movie lines
"We're gunna need a bigger boat..."
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Ability to morph body only to sit in a corner comfortably.
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^_^ that would be SUPER Useful!
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It's actually "you're gonna need a bigger boat" lol
Able to assume the shape of a cake.
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It's actually "you're gonna need a bigger boat" lol
Able to assume the shape of a cake.
Everyone would think of you as a lie! I just humiliated myself by messing up the most famous movie line in history!
Ability to transfer awkwardness to yourself from others
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Well, it is probably my favourite film!
Able to accept people as they are with love and forgiveness... no that
s a good one. AND smells like wet camel.
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the ability to write amazing superwholock fanfictions but being unable to show them to anyone uwu
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Being able to show people amazing fanfictions but being unable to write them x3 *nonsense is cool*
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The power to rapidly excrete all the water in your body through your skin.
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The power to make yourself hungry
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The power to hold your breath until you turn blue
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the power to make your farts sound like screams
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*laughs[snorts]giggles*
The power to fart bubbles when not under water
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The ability to see through rubber.
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That might be handy...
The ability to shapeshift over a period of 15 years
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The ability to know the exact amount of electrons in your body.
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The ability to know the electrons positions AND velocity, but not remember
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The power to win a sleeping contest
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Ability to summon a invisible sauna, that only penguins that like oranges suck in groundnuts can see!
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Gains strength by sprinting backwards
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Gains strength by sprinting backwards
What? You can do that already, everyone can do it, but it is still useless. maybe gain strength faster?
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Having tastebuds on your finger tips
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Having fingertips on your tastebuds
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The ability to always know what temperature it is.
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How about Palantir juggling!
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That fingertips thing would be creepy in the first place, but then the reversal..? Oh god, that was creepy!!!
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The power to read your own mind
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The power to always be sleepy
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The power to amplify Space
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The power to eat pickled beetroot without staining your shirt
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The ability to caps lock someones voice.
HELP! I CANNOT STOP SHOUTTINNG!
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The power to make toast into bread
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The power make a toy talk for 1 minute out of the whole day.
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Did anyone ever own a teddy Ruxpin?
The ability to read minds, but not know whose.
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The ability to clone dust bunnies at will
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Would make for a soft Clone Wars!
The ability to spell obscure onomatopoeias (onomatopoeiae?)
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The ability to slow down time in a boring situation
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Ability to make interesting things more awkward.
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The ability to make any word plural
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The ability to turn paper into nacho cheese
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That would be great XD
The power to make people angry
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That would be great XD
The power to make people angry
It would be terrible if you couldn't control it and worked in an office XD
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The ability to forget to suggest a power
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That would.
The ability to forget everything
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The ability to snore silently
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The ability to fart without smell
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The ability to swim in custard
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The ability to....fly for 2 seconds
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The ability to fart without smell
Is there still noise? If so, still useless.
If not, super stealth fart mode.
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Dumb joke for every occasion.
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too!
XD
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XD thats horrible but funny
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The ability to breathe methane, like how we breathe in Oxygen.
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The ability to see through windows as though there weren't a window there.
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The ability to always get viruses on evey pc you touch
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the ability to summon a small army of philosophers once every six months
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The ability to see through windows as though there weren't a window there.
I would PAY for that Power...
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The ability to see through windows as though there weren't a window there.
I would PAY for that Power...
But why?
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The ability to see through windows as though there weren't a window there.
I would PAY for that Power...
But why?
For the LOL's
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LOL *exchanges look with Edie*
I would pay for the opposite power *giggle*
I want the power of attracting a mate exactly 1 foot taller than me.
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LOL *exchanges look with Edie*
I would pay for the opposite power *giggle*
I want the power of attracting a mate exactly 1 foot taller than me.
i think you already have that power :*
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The power of visibility!
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The power to ping a server to death
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The ability to turn anything into duct tape.
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The Ability to randomly do the splitz without having pain.
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The ability to break out into Lion King songs at any given time.
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HWAAAAAAAA
SVENY'AAAAAAA
Ability to beatbox whatever is on the radio
only on the radio.
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The ability to deflate balloons without popping them.
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Ability to mess up movie quotes.
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The ability to summon rabid cats, and you smell like catnip the second you summon them.
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Jeez, that is like summoning zombies!
EATEN ALIVE BY CATS
that is more scary suicide than useless, really.
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The ability to summon Furbies that never shut off.
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Until the Internet shuts off...
THE ability TO randomly PRESS caps Lock, without noticing.
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The ability to turn your skin into rubber.
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Hmmm?
The ability to never stop quoting Family Guy
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The ability to pick your nose with no hands
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Power granted, Trixsie, now pay up.
(You can already see through windows as though there are windows there)
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The power to make music when you fart
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The ability to summon one piece of paper every twenty-four hours.
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I could find a lot of uses for summoning a piece of paper.
Making bets, writing on it when I have a good idea, for dramatic effect.
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I could find a lot of uses for summoning a piece of paper.
Making bets, writing on it when I have a good idea, for dramatic effect.
But you can only summon one piece every twenty-four hours, so once a day. It'd be pretty useless to me.
The ability to refill anyone's bladder.
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The ability to call in a video game character into real life that only you can see
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Your powers are awesome, I'd use them to their full potential.
Post Merge: December 15, 2013, 03:39:39 AM
The ability to call in a video game character into real life that only you can see
Would they really be real then?
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Not qutite it would be like an imaginary friend
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Your powers are awesome, I'd use them to their full potential.
Post Merge: December 15, 2013, 03:39:39 AM
The ability to call in a video game character into real life that only you can see
Would they really be real then?
My powers? Or JollyGreenFox's powers? <.<
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Your powers are awesome, I'd use them to their full potential.
Post Merge: December 15, 2013, 03:39:39 AM
The ability to call in a video game character into real life that only you can see
Would they really be real then?
My powers? Or JollyGreenFox's powers? <.<
Yours.
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YAY mine are useless
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This just means I have to come up with better useless powers, because I'm apparently no good at it just yet.
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Well with brain power like yours you can do it :)
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Thanks! :)
I think I have one.
The ability to be 13% bullet proof.
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Hmmm how would that work?
The power to see in black ans white
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It wouldn't, and that's the point of the useless superpower.
The ability to be invisible only in the dark.
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True lol
The power to live past 50
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So, how have you been since we talked last?
The ability to read your own mind.
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ehhh ups and downs my friend ups and downs
The ability to run at 2.6 mph
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Due to the holiday season, or?
The ability to have invisible handwriting.
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Na just life is all
The ability to walk on water for 1 second
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I won't pry then.
The ability to communicate with fruit.
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If you want pm but thats all lol
The ability to comunicate with trees
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Nah. And every time I see your avatar picture I have to urge to get a cup of coffee.
The ability to make glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing.
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Okay, lmao awesome
The ability to blow someones mine
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:/
The ability to have the Midas touch once every five years.
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im sorry :(
the ability to never sleep
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Please don't be sorry, my actions aren't excused toward you; and I apologize. I'm just trying my hardest to get off one of my medications due to the fact that its making me gain weight at an alarming rate. Plus I get pain in the knees so bearing this extra weight is making me cranky and a major d-bag.
The ability to have super intelligence, but you can only use it to solve Rubik's cubes.
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Oh i don't mind ive been people punching bag for years at a time....
The ability to call a flock of flys on command
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The ability to summon decaf coffee. :P
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The ability to speak to leaves
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The ability to summon decaf coffee. :P
The unholiest of all powers :o
Oh i don't mind ive been people punching bag for years at a time....
The ability to call a flock of flys on command
No hard feelings, right? :(
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None what so ever :D
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Good :)
The ability to turn Jack-o'-Lanterns back into regular pumpkins.
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No harm no foul
The ability to turn Pumpkin pie in to Jack-o'-Lanterns
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To me that's actually a rather neat useless superpower. I would turn the pumpkin pie into a jack-o-lantern on Thanksgiving and Christmas as a big f-you to my mom. That and it'd just be plain funny.
The ability to create holes in spoons, and fill in the spaces in a fork.
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LMAO AWESOME:D
The power to make forks into wood and spoons into dust
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I'm thinking about making some pancakes. :)
The ability to change the color of leaves by touching them. One at a time.
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Its 2 am here lol
The power to travel 0.1 seconds into the past
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Its 2:21am where I am :o We live in the same time-zone?
The ability to focus on one blade of a fan, while on its highest speed.
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Awesome :D
the ability to play videogames with bad lag
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I didn't know Delaware existed up until now :o
The ability to know 4 weeks in advance that you're going to get a text.
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Thhhhanks lmao no one really does
The power of knowing where Delaware is
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I heard of Delaware in the past but decided not to take a rain check on that.
The ability to know that Oregon is a state.
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I know Oregon :D
The ability to know where someone is
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I've met people that argued that Oregon is not a state :|
The ability to say what's really on your mind when you're lying in the first place.
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people are not smart
The ability to turn meat into a vegetable
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Not very smart at all.
The ability to fail voodoo every time you try it.
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Nope nope nope nope lol
The ability to change the channel when you sneeze
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Augh! My cat is blocking my keyboard a bit x_x
The ability to summon a lamp, once.
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Awww thats cute :)
The ability to get wet on a dry day
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Its very cute because he still thinks he's this tiny kitty, when in reality he's this huge; fifteen pound cat.
The ability to breath underwater, but not if you get wet.
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lol very cute
Th ability to walk faster than you can run
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So, what are you up to at this hour?
The ability to communicate with steaks.
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waitiing for my Vixen hbu?
Thr ability to throw a baseball slowly
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Petting my cat while I chat on skype.
The ability to blend in with your surroundings, once every time halley's comet passes the earth
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The ability to log on... too late :(
Vixen fail! XD
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Thr ability to never sleep with the consequences
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To be able to see air not as a clear thing but as the actual particles.
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The ability to have only your Heels invincible
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Anti acheles heel!
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YAY lol
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The ability to always have unread messages.
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I think both of us have it
The ability to eat a cherry and it taste like bleu cheese
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That would suck cherries.!
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Lmao yes
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Ability to summon rain, olny while it is raining.
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The ability to not be able to draw good when needed. Vulpes,its been 6 hours and not even the face is done..D:
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Dont worry, im sure that mucheffiet willmake it great.
The abiity to sn3eze louder than a jet engine.
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The ability to know that God exists without any proof.
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The ability to eat anything but food
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I <3 unread messages!
Here's one for Edie:
The ability to have Theodicies in the absence of the problem of evil!
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The ability to make it snow 1inch a year
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the Ability to Spawn random Deaf Morse code interpreters.
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The ability to spawn a lawn gnome every 10 sedon
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The ability to attract loose hairs to your tongue.
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The Ability to for get what ability you have
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The power to levitate, only while swimming.
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The ability to never remember how to ride your bicycle.
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I want to ride my bicycle! I want to ride my bike.
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The ability to sing about fat bottomed girls and not get slapped
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The ability to wear apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
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The ability to turn business suits into cute animal themed onesies
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I WOULD LOVE THAT :D
The ability to change the year on a dollar
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*high 5's Green*
The ability to shout Avada Kadavra at people in the street.
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The ability to cause someone to belch on queue
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The power to toast moldy bread - with your mind!
*gasp*
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The ability to summon invisible maple syrup.
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The ability to cause rain only on yourself
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That just means you could shower anywhere! :P
The power to eat poptarts.
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The power to have infinite useless knowledge
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The ability to make random doors in different parts of the world close when you have an existential crisis.
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The ability to open a door by slapping it when it's closed. (The Bigger the door the harder the slap.)
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The ability to pause time for a mili second
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the ability to demagnitize magnets
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The ability to smell like a dog
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The ability to stop your tail wagging
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The ability to stop your tail wagging
Yes, that would be also helpful sometimes.
Ability to infinite moonwalk
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The power to know how many cards are in a deck of cards.
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The Ability to summon a website
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The ability to summon a jar of cherries once every ten hours.
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The Power to delete youtube channels
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The power to cause a flat tire on your own vehicle's
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The Ability to eat a Website
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The ability to eat a jeep
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The ability to eat anything you want but still suffer the consequences.
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The ability to eat but only with Ghost peppers on it
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The ability to levitate only 75% once every month.
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The power to.... I had it.... power to read your mind
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The power to unchew gum.
:P
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The power to conjure Christmas wrapping paper, only in July.
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How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away. With mind bullets!
- from 'Wonderboy'
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I wouldn't mind that cause if i live in the woods good food :D
The ability to have a Platipus appear every 5 seconds
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LOL
I have seen a platypus close up! They live in my state!!
The ability to summon 99 grains of sand
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They look neat :D
The ability to summon a bottle
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The power of drawing circles. Only circles.
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The power to taste absolutely nothing by mango all the time, even when you're not eating or drinking anything.
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But Mango?
By mangoes?
What.
The power to incorrectly correct someones grammar.
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The ability to cause itchiness, only to yourself.
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The Ability to mock a meme.
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The ability to turn summer into winter at random.
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Tge ability to predit only extreemly obvious weather.
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The ability to turn sugar into salt.
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The ability to spacealk wiothout a spacesuit.
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The ability to raise the dead, for three seconds.
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The ability to only stop time ob your alarm clock.
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The ability to change your feet into hooves, but not change them back.
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The ability to dance awkwardly only in public.
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The power to turn the TV on and off every time you blink.
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THe power of [CENSORED]-vision(TM)
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The power to turn the TV on and off every time you blink.
that would be very annoying...
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The power of making the dial-up noise.
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The power of having the Dial up noise all the time around only you
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The power to turn the TV on and off every time you blink.
that would be very annoying...
And very useless.
The power to mute only yourself.
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Misread Pup's:
The power to neuter only yourself.
x_x
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OUCH
*Covers that area* NO!
The power to be awake while asleep
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The power to
RANDOM DRAMATIC ITALICS!!
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The power to give yourself headaches.
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The power to physically merge with any non-living material, but never unmerge.
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The power to make yourself smell pepper, but you can't un-smell it.
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The power of believing comb-overs
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The power to warm yourself up, but not to cool yourself down.
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The power to write a Superman OST and not be John Williams.
Ain't nobody got time fo that
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The power to gain weight from all the bad food you eat.
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I hate that power :(
THe epic ability of slightly below average hearing! On Tuesdays
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And that's why its useless.
The power to attract lint when in public.
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The power to hit snooze one time too many
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The power to lose all your hair and not be able to grow it back for a year.
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Hmmmm...
The power to get distracted by.. Oooh something shiny!
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The power to conjure as much chocolate as you want, but it tastes like spinach every time you take a bite.
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The ability to smell yummy to lions and run slowly
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The Power to call 1.5 trillion ants to aid you
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The ability to hover but only by about a milimetre off the ground.
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The power to recharge your phone. With ants.
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^ Actually that might prove quite useful :3
The ability to draw and paint perfectly when you have no drawing/painting materials.
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The power to only hear through one side of your headphones.
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Super. Frustrating.
the abilty to so into a super-coma and possess people just for one second at a time.
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The power to only turn the heat down when you're cold.
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The power to turn the TV by mind control but only to channels you don't like to watch xP.
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The Ability to control your thoughts.
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The ability to have amazing musical talent, only when no one is around to hear it.
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The ability to have useless facts and quotes from boring people.
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The power to know if the egg or the chicken came first.
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To up the post count in the forums.
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The power to eat as much as you want but never get full.
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That's also known as Golden Corral.
I was felling full, but after I I took another bite, the feeling went away.
The ability to accually know what is known in the MacDonalds patties.
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I have yet to go to that restaurant.
The power to make the loudest noise possible when you're supposed to be quiet.
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Oh, ive been escorted out of libraries for singing lyrics.
The ability to vanish a library book for one minute.
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The power to always stab your gums with your toothbrush.
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The ability to spill your soup with your MIND.
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The power to made suspenders appear, but not make them disappear.
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The Ability to Martian Mindmeld with only yourself.
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The ability to summon pumpkins in January.
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The power to fire acid out of your nails, while melting your bones
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Ow, that sounds painful!
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The power to crochet perfectly, but no one believes it's your work.
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The ability to block yourself from visiting websites during worktime... when you're the administrator of the block.
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The power to read standing on you head, only when you are singing
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The power to write Braille in jelly
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The ablility to only grant 12 years old and younger admin ablilities on a Minecraft Server.
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The power of carving giants heads on mountains but having no mountains
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Er, what?
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The ability to understand absolutely anything you read in real study books instantly and be able to read those as fast as you wish... but only while playing video games.
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The ability to work for free in crappy job - Woo hoo!
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The ability to Kick a rock that will always hit you in the head
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The ability to teleport into outer space without any life support when out of breath.
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Projectile vomiting at inconvenient times.
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Speak angages nobody knkws of.
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Being able to go invisible but only when no one (including cameras) is looking and you can still see yourself.
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The Ability to see in black and white
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The abillity to let your toenails grow :D
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The ability to bite other peoples toenails XP
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The ability to summon toenails :D
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The ability to grow armpit hair super fast
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The ability to deflate car tyres just by thinking about it - but only your own tyres.
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The ability to only fake your own farts
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The ability to melt water.
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The ability to change radio stations from country to western
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The ability to sneeze 3 times a minute
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The ability to use a phone and a mouse and keyboard at the same time without laughing
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The ability to sneeze wth more snot coming out
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The ability to never have to wear shoes
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The ability to test your telekenisis.
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The ability to speak in a child's voice
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The ability to fall on a faster speed
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Power to make Chocolate Milk into Cold Hot Chocolate & Reversa
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The ability to make all food taste like government cheese
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Ewwww lol
The Ability to Fall asleep in 0.3s
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Ability to shave your beard just by willing it to be so.
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The ability to turn gold thread into armpit hair
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The abillity to grow a mustache that keeps growing and can't be cut or shaved off
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The ability to grant wishes but only for goats.
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The ability to only speak backwards...
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The ability to always have acid reflux.
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The ability to name every single pokemon ... IN ORDER!
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The ability to always have acid reflux but not even post about it first :(
*gurgle*
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talking to your feet
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Make yourself itchy.
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Being able to breath through your ear.
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Being able to breath through your ear.
Really, can't think of ANY use for this superpower Maska?
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the ability to breath though your nose and mouth at thesame time.
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The ability to summon a flying cloud but not ride one
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The ability to mine Astatine
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The Ability to understand what Astatine is
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The power to secrete stale bread from your pores.
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Be bad at EVERYHTING
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The power to make people daydream about flying.
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ThE pOwEr Of AlTeRnAtInG cApItAlS!
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But, That Power is SuPeR AwEoMe!
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The power to never run out of useless powers to contribute to this list.
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The ability to fix useless software problems
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The ability to crash your computer during important software fixes.
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The ability to watch people in a tree.
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The power to become a button that now wants to press.
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the power to make an awkward silence
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Useful during arguments. Unless the argument was funny.
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To turn into a sheet. Just a regular white, cotton bed sheet.
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The Ability to randomly freak people out.
I have the power for good or bad. :/
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The ability to attract anyone you want BUT ONLY as a friend. e-e that's me.
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I've got that one I think. :/
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The ability to not understand or forget what you have saud.
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I CAN NAME SO MANY CRAPPY POWERS. Uhhg.. The ability to attract cats when you are allergic to them. I swear to sweetness that is me. Everyday.
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the ability to attract vampires while eating garlic.
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MWAHAHAHA! The ability to give people rashes without actually having a rash. e-e
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Your making me have rashes all of a sudden for no reason.
I think you have that superpower.
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Really? Where is the rash? XDD
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my arms.
You superhero of useless abilites.
XD
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The similarities! XD At least I don't have to do the heavy lifting around here (I'm not really trusted enough because I'm the youngest and least "experienced" in the family) so I'm often doing menial, repetitive jobs.
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I am the youngest but indeed, not the shortest.
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I'm so small compared to them and my oldest brother often scares me, even without meaning to. My second older brother can be very immature so I'm not likely to tell him. (he can be quite nice though when I'm upset and he'll usually asking thing like "so, is there anyone I need to beat up?) Being small is useful sometimes I'm often able to do things most tall people can't. I'm not super short though, I'm the same height as my fursona! :D
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I'm smaller then all of my friends. My brother is 10 and almost has already out grown me. STAPH COMPLAINING OF SHORTNESS
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I wish i could be short.
IM GOING TO PRETEND IM SHRT OFR A LITTLE WHILE
The Power to shrink only batteries that are AAA
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Sorry. Once I get going I usually don't stop, unless told to! Thanks for reigning me in! XP
Vulpes, just be happy the way you are! Unless you're a shape shifter. That could be confusing! ^_^
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Okay. Turning into a tree would be a useless power.
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I have a -----
the pwer to make other people finish a sentence
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More annoying than useless, but possibly satisfying. :)
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Aww!
Almost made you do it ALMOST!
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Almost made me finish the sentence? Nope. If I'm honest, I completely missed the point! XP
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The Power to have noone eat you soul.
becasue t tastes like fuitcake.
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I like fruit, but not fruitcake. Is that weird? :P
The power to be unobservant and weird. Oh wait then you would just be me! XD
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The ability to have a
A Random Pikachu Appeared!
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I want to hug it! X3 The ability to feel the need to hug everything, even if it's impractical.
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The aability to de-claw headcrabs so they can hug you face without pain
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Headcrabs scared me when I first saw them! But now I'm beginning to think they only want hugs. :D
Amazingly useless ability: The ability to never get any abilities! o.O
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Headcrabs, love all of them exept for the bastard poison zombies that took forever to kill and made the creepiest noises
The Abliltity to turn your hometoen into RAVENHOLM
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Never really got that far into the game. I should play it again! :) Just looked up Ravenholm, seems like a fun place! :P
The ability to google something, not wait that's not really useless.
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Father Grigori is sometimes glicier and creepier than ravenholm itself sometimes.
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Mentally unstable huh? Wish I could get a SPAS 12 just like that. ;)
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wat
He has the gun named "Annebelle"
The Power to correct someone even if your not sure that they are wrong.
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Says on the wiki he gives Gordon Freeman a shotgun but owns a gun call "Annabelle". :) Though it could be wrong.
The ability to forget to suggest an ability. XP
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The ability to always get struck by lightning and survive.
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the ability yo alwayshave something stuck in your eye
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The ability to make everyone in a room yawn when you do.
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the ability to summan an odd aftershave commercial
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X3 Eyelashes never seem to do their job!
The ability to have all they useless abilities.
Isn't that an ability inside an ability? :)
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The COneption of an abiliception
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Made you say it! XP
The ability to eat tons of confectionery.
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The ability to change the pattern of any fabric to paisley.
Wait, I guess that would make you super fashionable , so its not completely useless... XD
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The ability to know what only ugly people look like naked.
Eww.
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The ability to always be tired but never sleep..
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The ability to hear all shades of apricot
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The ability to sing What Does The Fox Say
By heart!!
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The ability to sit on a trampoline without bouncing
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The ability to re-arrange your fingers and toes. :o
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The power to see everything as food. Owo
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The ability to make your best friend hiccup. (I actually have this ability)
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The ability to cure hiccups but refusing to use it due to the prime directive
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The ability to fly. Straight into the ground. o.O
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The ablity to thow yourself at the ground and miss..
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The ability to mimic animal sounds, but only when you mean to say their name.
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The ability to move carrots with telekinesis but then become hypnotised by them.
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The ability to generate mass amounts of radiation from your hands!
...but still being affected by radiation just like everyone else.....
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Having moth wings..... That are the size of an actual moth's.
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The ability to create only your biggest fears!
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The ability to cry onion juice.
Can you see what will happen?
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Oh Goshes.
asdfasdlfkal;sdfa
Chew Gum
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Thermonuclear elbows
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The power to play MP3's from your armpits and the power to crash windows by just thinking about it :3
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A chameleon tongue that doesn't retract
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Ony do good in tournament s where there is no prize
<< Me Superpower
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Laser eyes but normal eyelids
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The ability to set stuff on fire.
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The ability to change the colour of snow to yellow or brown
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The ability to transform into a pine cone every time you rub your left shoulder with your right hand xP
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The ability to get rejected by family.
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The ability to make crispbread-crumbs appear in your bed by just thinking about it
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The ability to get a headache from bacon
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The ability to happy gallon/
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Grappling-hook foot. (Think about it.)
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^Hilarious!
I want to see videos of it
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The power to become un pop able bubbles but not be able to control were they go. (So useless.)
Live and let live
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The ability to spawna an invisible mouse with a spoon as a head.
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(Canis you are crazier then the thing you just described)
The ability to climb walls but only if your eyes are closed.
Live and let live
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Ah, Yes.
Make sponn music only when you aer deaf.
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The power of bananas
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The power to turn your hands into bananas.
Live and let live
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The power to randomly summon a supercharged creeper that won't be your ally xP
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I could still use that. That does sound awesome though!
Live and let live
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I don't think having a creeper randomly spawn would be that helpful, especially if it happens when you're asleep and won't wake up to hear the first "s" xP
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....good point. Respawn and try again! :)
Live and let live
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Looking incredible while nobody is lookin'
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I HAVE THAT POWER!
Live and let live
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magic.
Abilirtyt to ban nobody.
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The ability to get hospitalized repeatedly.
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MMMmHmm.
Ability to have your firnds die off quicky.
Ehsdkpgnpasdklgnasd
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The power make sentences break.
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The power to have to do things you never wanted to.
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The power to peel the letters right off of the paper they're written on
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The power to only pick up water with you hands, and nothing else.
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The power to see two seconds into the future
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The power to know what you know I know before I know it.... @.@
Live and let live
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rthe power to understand that phrase
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THe power to understand everything about all things useless.
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The ability to become a person ion startrek, only as a redshirt.
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The power to see the next 24 hours... but then you black out for 24 hours
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Wouldn't you just see yourself waking up?
Live and let live
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Yep... Useless
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The ability to not hug people! D:
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The power to keep eye floaters from every entering your vision.
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The ability to only see blue things
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The power to only see ultra violet things
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The power to go 5 minutes without blinking
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The power to play Hot Cross Buns on every instrument
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The power to read people's minds by looking into their eyes...
...Can be yours for the low price of your own eyes!! xD
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^LOL!
So THAT'S what happened to BillyBobJoeGeorge's eyes!!
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X-ray vision
for this to be possibly your eyes would have to be able to emit the radiation that enables the screening.
this would be counter-productive as you would be blind throughout this process.
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The power to make yourself smell like wet dog, only when you're in public.
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The power to make yourself smell like wet dog, only when you're in public.
That is one of the best ones yet
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^Uh-o...Um... >.>
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The power to have your hair randomly change color depending on your mood and surroundings, much like a chameleon x3
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Only mess up on singing lyrics in puibic.
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The ability to turn your eyes right around so they face the inside of your skull. @.@
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Act as a telepathic conduit between turkeys but not speak Gobble.
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Speak dubstep only when daydreaming
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Being able to see through your own clothes and no one elses.
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The ablility so slowly be horrified by your own existence.
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The power to snowboard on cotton wool balls.
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The ability to hug.
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How is that useless?! It's my #1 ability! The ability to only read things you hate...
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The ability to know what the president is wearing at all times.
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The ability to change the color of your back hair.
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The ability to literally shit fire after eating Mexican food.
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The ability to cry whenever you're happy.
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The ability to make your tears smell like whatever flower you desire.
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Tge abilityto not stop growing
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the power to muffle a blanket
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The ability to summon broken microwaves
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To be able to fly, but not when you're falling
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The power to drink air.
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The power to breathe potatoes.
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The power to summon 80's music while drowning
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The Power to cause Magnitude 10 Earthquakes in your immediate area every time you blink
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The power to do forward rolls, backwards.
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The power to turn water bottles inside out.
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The power to turn water into lumpy gravy
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The ability to hug walls. With your face.
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Lol ouch.
The power to lift objects with your tongue.
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The ability to make coffeemakers work faster by staring at them xP
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The ability to turn yourself into a chicken, BAM!
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The ability to be solar powered! But it only works at night
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The ability to disguise yourself as a lighthouse
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The ability to be a reverse werewolf
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/ajrB7wG_700b_v1.jpg)
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The ability to turn into a giant monster, but only when you're asleep.
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The ability to summon tofu
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The ability to summon tofu
OH NOOOOO!!!!!
Not Tofu x_x
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The power of antici....
...pation
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Infinite toy money.
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the ability to turn cars into turnips.
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The power to pull off an asian accent while perfectly drawing Dots!
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The power to pull off an asian
The ability to get this far into a sentence without laughing
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The power to fluff pillows with your eyelashes
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To grow your nails really long by will
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Ze abilité tu Cry Ice or Rainbows.
Heh Heh I gave birth to Rainbows by crying, a child born of Tearducts. lol
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The power to bring back disco
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The ability to brush your teeth with your eyes closed
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Calcium strength at your command!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU513suJZzY
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The power to get lemons out of life
so earlier i posted about the power to bring back disco. coworker today totally did that, it was creepy.... i will never listen to the Bee Gees again.
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XDD lol. The power to unwillingly deflect sound waves .-.
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The power to bring back disco
This cracked me up, I never thought it would happen D:
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The power to stop time.
All of it, including you.
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The power to make blades of grass blow against the wind
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The ability to consciously control your eye floaters.
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The power to sit down without a chair
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The power to have glass bones while playing American Football.
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The ability to inprove your vision or see through ALL Glass / Ice
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the ability to read upside down
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The ability to count to infinity (insert Chuck Norris joke here).
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The ability to only have nightmares.
<<<< my power it seems.
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The ability to only have nightmares.
<<<< my power it seems.
I know how you feel
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Me every night
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The ability to only take bad pictures.
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The ability to not dance.
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The ability to make cars stop working
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The ability to teleport, but only two feet infront of you.
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the ability to see what happened... 30 seconds ago
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^hehehehe
The ability to experience it repeatedly.
Okay that's not useless!
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The ability to be Irish... Oh, wait. That's not so bad actually.
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The power to summon bread
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The ability to summon a toaster for the bread.
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the ability to summon some butter and jam for once it is toast
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The ability to toast.
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butter vision... like laser vision but with butter
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The ability to sweat jam.
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The ability to make your skin sag
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The ability to squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle WITH YOUR MIND!
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The ability to make Aglets on demand
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The ability to conjure ice cream demons
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The ability to conjure ice cream demons
I think this is the most delicious power.
The ability to turn invisible when nobody is looking at you.
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The ability to turn visible when someone sees you.
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The ability to play any instrument at all, quieter than the human ear can register.
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The ability to use your body as a Wi-FI hotspot only in good Wi-Fi areas.
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The ability to read right to left in a standard English-book.
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The ability to come back to life as long as you're not dead.
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The ability to comfort and cheer up the happiest of optimists.
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The power to know every slang term for money
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The power to come up with Useless Super Powers off the top of your head.
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The power to know the number you are thinking of at any moment
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The ability to make apples fly.
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The ability to change the brightness of your screen with your mind.
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The ability to argue with yourself and lose.
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The ability to choose a random point in time years from know when you want to be unlucky.
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The ability to slow down all the molecules in your body by 0.000000000004%
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The ability to slow down all the molecules in your body by 0.000000000004%
According to modern physics, you'd probably just have to run to do that (at least to an observer outside the body).
The power to comprehend physics after taking a course about it.
No, hold on, that might be sorta useful...
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Well thanks for bumming me out with your FACTS Vulpatrino >:(
The ability to have a useless ability
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The ability to apologise to people for bumming them out. (useless because clearly, everyone has that ability. Not so super.)
Did I mention yet that I'm trying to use this ability?
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The awesome power to make people itch
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The power to say anything backwards except for when you need to
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The power to say anything forwards, but only when people aren't around. (saying everything backwards to people)
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The ability to travel through time at the speed of time.
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the ability to reverse gravity. can only use once
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The ability to drink lava*.
*NOTE: I never said "and survive".
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The ability to drink orange juice after brushing your teeth.
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The ability to drink orange juice after brushing your teeth.
That would be one hell of a power
The ability to read other peoples thoughts in a language you can't speak.
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The ability to summon a random man in funny clothes playing a happy tune on the accordion every time someone is trying to strangle you to death...
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The ability to say something to someone and have everyone in the room have no idea what you just said.
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The ability to be incredibly attractive, unless someone's looking.
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The ability to speak to fish.... aquaman anyone?
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The ability to do anything for a Klondike bar XP
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the power to create nothing from something!
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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food!
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The power to create pie by breathing onto the ingredients!
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the ability to be woken up by the lovely sound of a hammer
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The power of being annoying :P.
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The ability to rotate your head 360 degress, but lose your eyesight when you do.
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The power to lag in real-life
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The power to slowly lose all your friends through suicide..
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The Power to speak Al Bhed
Dra Bufan du cbayg Al Bhed
^Awwwww grey :( *Hugs*
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The ability to become invisible in front of a Green object
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The power to take a power nap when ever it's an inconvenient moment to take a power nap.
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The power to knit!
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^ I don't think that's useless lol
The power to put your shoes on backwards
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The power to drain batteries but never charge them.
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The power to make paint dry slightly faster than the normal speed of drying paint.
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The power to cause dramaaaaaaa~ xD
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^ this
The power to eat food through osmosis
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The ability to reverse you digestive system.
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The ability to complete the digestive track in about 2-3 days.
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The ability to achieve photosynthesis through eating many vegetables :P
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The power turn into a melon whenever you think about pies.
Watch out Timmy!
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The ability to turn into a pie whenever you think about Frank Sinatra.
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Having the ability to transform into a bucket of water, but not having the ability to turn back.
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Tree powers activate!
(http://x1.fjcdn.com/comments/tree+powers+activate+_471c3b305a71a658d782a03f48fbdb31.png)
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The ability to generate cheezy pickup lines at will.
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The power to command all the dust particles of the world!
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^ dustmancing!
The power to understand that 2+2=4.
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sounds like we all have useless powers then :P
Microwave Man! All he can do is heat stuff up
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but it will still be frozen in the center, despite burning the skin upon touch
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Being able to stop a bullet... once.
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Being able to let projectiles pierce through your bodily tissue.
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the power to give people useless superpowers
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The power to go super slow motion
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The power to explode into confetti
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The ability to generate fake statistix.
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The ability to turn into a literal couch potato.
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The power to tell everyone the obvious
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The ability to command a slo-mo jump at will.
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The ability to walk in at the most awkward moment
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The ability to say "Nice one, dude" AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT
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The ability to have good looking hair in the morning (may not be completely useless)
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The ability to have good looking hair in the morning (may not be completely useless)
I think that would be awesome
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The ability to have bad breath in the morning.
Oh wait...
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The ability to have good looking hair in the morning (may not be completely useless)
My mane flops to equine blandness after a few hours, but my bed-head often looks like it took all night to style, everything looks deliberate. (did I spell that right?)
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The ability to explode on contact with other people.
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The ability to see two seconds into the future
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The power to tell everyone the obvious
too late
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070106155834/uncyclopedia/images/archive/1/15/20070526081818!CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg)
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Able to summon a baby duck at will!
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The ability to sneeze nitroglycerin!
That could only end in a while-e-coyote moment!
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The power to super whisper!
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The ability to not get a bed head. Actually I think this is a superpower I possess, because my hair cannot get messed up.
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The power to divide by zero
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The power to divide by zero
(http://pogoprinciple.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/divide3.jpg) darn you!
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The power to predict what your going to do in the past
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The power to love... Because honestly thats the most pointless one I have
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The power to love... Because honestly thats the most pointless one I have
But loving is such a wonderful thing... I think that is one of the greatest powers
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The power to love... Because honestly thats the most pointless one I have
But loving is such a wonderful thing... I think that is one of the greatest powers
I'm with Maska on this one... unless you mean it's pointless, because you already have it?
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The power to moonwalk instead of walking
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The power to trip over 2D objects (like lines on a gym floor).
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The power to conjure febreeze
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The power to identify Over-ripe Apricot as a colour
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The power to set off fire alarms by simply looking at them
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The power to read upside down letters
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The power to always misunderstand anything other people say
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The power to shoot falafel from your eyeballs.
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^ I'll be honest, I never would've thought if that...
The power to think of random powers.
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The power to start to smell of pine tar at will.
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The power to spontaneously eject air from your lungs, through your nose.
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The ability to forget what you read when you say the title
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The ability to turn into a human.
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The ability turn become a landworm
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The ability to turn into a human.
I almost sort of have this in EverQuest. There's a potion I can make that has a chance of turning you into a Human for around 9 hours at a time. There's a lot of other creatures you can turn into, but human is one of them.
0n subject, to look like Butthurt Dweller
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To be a but hurt dweller.
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TO see Smileys that others can't
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^ as long as there's someone else with that power, you could communicate with those.
The power to use emojis in forum posts.
EDIT: I clearly do not have this power.
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The power of </3
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The power of </3
You mean heartbreak... that would be horrible
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The power to be not awesome!
I don't have this!
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The power to type at 60 WPM with only 300 mistakes.
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The power to eviscerate idiots on the internet.... Wait that might be useful
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The power to be the guy in charge at the FCC.
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I'd kill for that power.
The power to think of useless powers!
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I sorta meant the power to turn into Wheeler, not the power to have his job.
The power to release the fresh scent of city smog at will!
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Hmmmmm the power to have an power but only use it to save puppies, that are on fire on the moon, surrounded by giant murderous monkey cyborgs who are unbeatable so you can't actually save the puppy and actually don't have a power
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The ability to communicate with fruit.
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The ability to use a different useless power.
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The power to see one millisecond into the future.
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Burp-ray vision
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Being Krillin...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arWrepjo3pg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arWrepjo3pg)
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The ability to a human kazoo.
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sdrawkcab epyt ot ytiliba ehT
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I don't think the power of summoning millions of calendars would be that great…
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The power to lick stamps... WITH YOUR MIND!
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The power to eat dirt and like the taste of it.
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The power to distinguish variations of off-white
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shades_of_white (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shades_of_white)
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The ability to shoot rainbow lasers, but only if five other guys are with me, we're in possesion of six magic pieces of jewelry, each piece of jewelry is given to the correct guy as decided by some magical thingie that not even the most powerful being in the land understands, and even then, only if the plot demands it.
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The ability to absorb the knowledge from what you eat...
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The ability to sneeze pineapples.
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The ability to turn into glass
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The ability to turn cotton candy into candy floss.
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Onion-ray vision
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The power to summon obese caribou
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The ability to always be alone, even with people around. .-.
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The ability to always be tired regardless of sleep
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The ability to become a pile of freshly dropped dung.
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ability to become a fish while on land
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The ability to cry spaghetti sauce.
That actually sounds gross.
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It might be fun if you had the power to sneeze spaghetti
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It might be fun if you had the power to sneeze spaghetti
But every time you sneezed…
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It might be fun if you had the power to sneeze spaghetti
But every time you sneezed…
...you get a nice pasta dinner!
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the amazing power to forget where your car keys are. I think I have that one
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The ability to not find anything you placed down seconds ago.
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Hmm, the power to drink water thats like really really hot.
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The ability to see in the dark but only when you close your eyes.
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The ability to walk through walls that are made of paper.
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Super bad luck
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The ability to urinate out of, wait this is useless super powers not disgusting super powers...
The ability to speak brail?
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super slow-motion
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Super ultra mega slow thinking, beat that Zephyr!
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Gah! I cant think of anything! XD
The ability to cook 1 minute microwave meals in 58 seconds?
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I'm running out to D:
The ability to turn into a tiny little pebble.
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ummm
the ability to attract bullets
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Hmm, feel like I saw that one before...
The ability to become a beehive
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The ability to lose hair
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The ability to attract illnesses
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The ability to make people cry
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The power of wasp dance
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The power to become DR.BEES!
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The ability to kill plants using your finger in skin to plant contact.
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The ability to hold your breathe for as long as you want, but if you close your mouth doing so you'll be stuck holding your breath forever!!
http://youtu.be/r0H6R7xRytk?t=6s (http://youtu.be/r0H6R7xRytk?t=6s)
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The SUPERPOWER to uhh... what super power was I suppose to say?
"REMEMBERING!!"
Oh, right. No, he means Forgetting. Power to Forget.
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the power of procrastination
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Ten cent karate
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Ability to drink water.
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The power to only eat ice.
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The power to exhale oxygen
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The power to exhale oxygen
you know if you breath just oxygen it will become toxic to you
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The power to taste my tongue.
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The power to drink air into lungs.
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The power to taste things with your nose.
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The power to remove power from yourself.
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The power to see light.
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The power to poop a dollars wort of pennies every time you kill yourself (with no revival power)
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The power to die.
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the power to grow hair
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The ability to see one mm in front of you.
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Power to sleep with eyes open
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To play video games while asleep
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The power to fall over in trick situations.
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The power to always have exact change. In pennies.
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The power to type at the fastest speed ever recorded by man.
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to run kinda fast... like only 10 mph
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to become a puddle :?
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Fax transmitting breath
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The power to see clear fluids.
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Being spider man
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Being spider man
hey whats wrong with Spider Man
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The power to taste things with your nose.
Technically you can do just that.
Try eating a biscuit and smelling a lemon or lime at the time. Your brain, if it works, will get confused and you'll taste the object you were smelling and vice versa.
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The power of common sense. Or that thing that happens it the skittles advert. Touches any thing and object turns into a pile of skittles.
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The ability to grow your toe or fingernails on command as long as you can
One of the villains in x-men 2 can do that.
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The power to invent Myspace... now.
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I hadn't thought of that one.
The ability to have nose bleeds at only the most awkward situations.
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Or to resurrect your self after you've died.
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The ability to give yourself cancer.
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The ability to hear the song "What is love" by heddaway in your head for eternity
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I would not mind that.
The ability to think of completely useless and non-relevant facts.
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The ability to memorise phone books from the 90's
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The power to touch the sun.
I didn't say you were protected though.
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The ability to drink more coffee than what would be considered a healthy amount and not get a buzz.
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You can end up like that any way.
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The ability to not ever get drunk.
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The ability to get drunk by eating any type of food that contains sugar. I believe this is an actual problem for some people.
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The ability to turn into the fesrsome....SLOTHSNAILSLUG....10000 years to get to Taco bell
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Wait what could you please rephrase what you just said chase?
The ability to like call of duty: ghosts.
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sloth-snail-slug...the slowest creature that never existed
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the ability to only control one tv in existence.
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The ability to summon fingernail clippings
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The ability to be a couch potato
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the ability to communicate with furniture
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The ability to turn into an Xbox
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Meh I'm used to being toyed with
The ability to go deaf
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the ability to turn into a pumpkin
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GPS fudge hearing
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the ability to turn into a pile of silicone
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Helium farts
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Helium farts
I could see that as being somewhat useful.
The ability to grow hair really quickly.
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Being able to speak to only certain species of moss. ._.
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The ability to turn into a tree.
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The ability to turn into a daffodil.
Add me on Skype if you haven't already. My username is the same as it is here.
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Feet with concealed poop rockets
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The ability to know where the moon is at, indoors or out.
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By the sounds of it that wouldn't be useless at the moment.
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The ability to summon one hotdog a day
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Hey, free food.
The ability to ad 123456789 to any number without thinking
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The ability to resize .jpg's without opening them in an editor.
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Ability to memorise the highest selling one hit wonder for each year