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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: CryWolf on May 29, 2013, 03:26:17 PM
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This is as close as I could get to random.
If say I was to own a starship, could I trust anyone in here to either fix/ operate the ship or send us drifting into the sun.
If you think you could operate this ship be my guest... "I sure as heck can't."
If you can fix a slip space drive welcome aboard. If you can fix those flickering floodlights on the bridge that would be appreciated.
Don't ask me about the layout of this ship cause I can't even remember if I left the oven on.
In short I need a crew.
If you can suggest any ideas for your own ship deck be my guest.
Also this isn't a RP so go crazy.
Note: Don't ask me were I got this just go with it?
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Well looking at these computers it says that you have problems in the engine rooms, your low on supplies, and and the ship doesn't move of shoot it we will be hit by a large asteroid, I would recomend shooting it. Ill be in the engine room trying to fix all those problems down there.
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"Well its good to know someone actually came to help rather than eat all the chips and use the escape pod... Which I forgot to mention we only have 4 pods... If things go bad we could always start drawing straws?"
"Oh also just to let you know theres this weird "stuff" growing in engineering? You may want to bring a mop?"
o.O
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"I guess I can help if any of the programms get a virus or something or make help better programs?"
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In all honesty I dont think that this ship has that many "working" programs to fix...
However due to my not so tech savy nature they may just be stuck on the screen saver?
XD
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"Yes, sir. Apparently someone set them on standard screen saver. No wonder the engines haven't fired up in ages..."
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"I have to say though this ship according to the logs went through some heavy damage prior to my purchase of the vessal... However when I asked about that giant crater in the left side of the ship the salesman just said it was... "A warriers mark." Which I responded with quote "Then why is there a Russian satallite logged in that crater..." I never did see that salesman again...?"
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"We'll theres your problem." @.@
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"I'm pretty sure all we need to do is pop that satallite out and we're golden."
"However that strange stuff in the engine room... That may be another story?"
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"We'll for. What uses the satellite had hit the oil tank and now it every where and the oxygen was leaking slowly but I fixed that and the plumbing is leaking out in space." (I point to the poop color water going into space.) "do you have a plumber?"
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Cry looks away with a slight grin... "Who needs a plumber when you can just jettison your waste out into space."
Cry plants a hand on Nixon's shoulder. "Believe me when I say that your waste isn't the worst thing out there."
On cue a large chunk of rock hits the ships left side.
"[sigh] I'll get the vaccuum suits."
o.O
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I can shoot stuff with a shotgun or help us survive on a planet if we ever crash
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"Shotgun... Right... Um maybe you could help Nixon in engineering. I think the last time I went down there, that stuff on the walls moved? Could you go below and make sure no one gets eaten?"
:?
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"Ok i'll see what I can do... o.O
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"Dont worry it only moved an inch... Then again I'm pretty sure the salesman said the former crew really got "attached" to this ship... He acted pretty criptic when I asked about the former crew... I think he may have called a lawyer after that?"
"But dont worry this ships a fixer upper, we'll get it in working order again."
Once again on cue all the lights on the ship flickered off.
"Anyone have a flashlight?"
T_T
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"The programms are giving me an error message with a happy smiley face icon, laughing at me... This is irritating and will be time-consuming to fix..."
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"While you fix that, I'll get to work on these lights. Hopefully it's just the wiring."
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"Ok while you all go do your thing I'll go out side and "try" to remove that rock from the hull. I might need some support. Any takers, you can go for it or we start drawing straws."
Cry trys his best to open his locker in the dark.
"Someone please get me a flashlight!"
T_T
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Hang on. This might fix the lights.
/me plugs in the new cabling.
*nothing happens* :(
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"Honestly I don't think its the wireing. It might be something in engineering."
Cry fiddles around his locker before removeing a flashlight.
"There you are! Now can anyone please help me go outside and remove that giant rock?"
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"Sure, if the airlock works!"
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Cry walks to the airlock in his vaccuum suit, he taps the door once before it burst open.
"Yah the airlock may need some adjustments!!"
Cry holds onto the edge for dear life before hoisting himself back into the ship.
He seals the door.
"Yah we might need to get that fixed later?"
@.@
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"Indeed"
"So how do we fix the rock problem?" :?
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Cry thinks for about 30 mins before answering.
"ummm. Maybe a crowbar could work? Anyone have a crowbar they can spare?"
Cry folds his arms waiting for an answer.
He glares at the airlock with a slight hint of fear.
>.>
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"Let me know how that works out."
/me sees if we have enough power to go play some half life 2
"apparently there's not enough power for games" :(
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Cry smiles at Drenten.
"Relax I have a hand held here."
Cry hands Drenton the portable device.
He hits a switch which reveals a massive list of games.
"This baby has enough power to last a month."
^_^
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"That's some battery! FUN!" :D
"Come to think of it, maybe the electricity has caused all the problems actually"
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Cry looks at Drenten with a confused glare.
"What do you mean the electricity has caused problems?"
Cry does a slight shrug.
"I'm not quite following?"
:?
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"I got into the system now and I dealt with the weird laughing smiley icon. Glad that's out of the way."
*looks through the computer programmes*
"Yeah, it's not only going to be the electricity problem in most parts of the ship, this... the computers also got a virus."
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Cry sighs to himself.
"Well I'm not surprised. Start dumping random data into the system, maybe we can confuse it."
Cry opens the airlock and exits the ship wielding a crowbar.
"I'll take care of the rock. Is anyone also in need of assistance? Better ask now while we have air."
T_T
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"Hmm, might work, though I'm not sure. I'm afraid we'll just mess more things up, but it's worth a shot."
*Enters data in computer*
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Alright I found the problem. There's a virus In The mother bored, a weird monster on the main power system and the acr's are being blocked off by the rock. All we need is anti virus software, a gun squad to get rid of this monster and a space crane to yank off the rock. I already ordered one. The engines just need a new capacitor for the fuel spark system. I dont have enough money to buy it. If the gun squad can hurry up please cause I think I just saw the floor move...HEEEEELP!! (The ships coms turn off.)
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Sounds bad.
Now, where's this monster? I NEED MAH POWAH!
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It's on level I3 and I just locked it in there. It's not fast but it is smart. Good thing there's only one. He seems to be attracted to electricity.
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Umm, one of the escape pods is gone, and the empty airlock has an IOU sticker on it written in an alien language. The power plug blew out in the lounge, there are space-piranha in the fountain, space squirrels in the vents, space roaches in the storerooms, space kangaroos in the hold, and space foxes are currently eating the space squirrels, but also marking territory and chewing up the wires. Space Turtleman is requesting permission to board and deal with the monster problem.
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"SPACE CRITTERS I'M GUNNA SHOOT UM WITH MY SHOOTGUN HER >:3 ..."
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"I need to go and get some tools to fix some minor issues aboard this ship, I will be gone for a while. Don't wait up for me. If you don't hear from me again, I might have probably been eaten up by a Space Worm."
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You know what this thing needs? A really nice Improbability Drive.
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Cry slowly shakes his head after listening to the comm chatter.
"Would you all please remember that we're in space. All we need to do is open afew airlocks and our little pest problem will be averted."
Cry smacks his palm onto his eyes.
"And for goodness sakes could we please refraim from shooting off shotgun rounds into this ship. The ships got enough issues as is without adding shotgun to the face to the list."
T_T
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"But...But
SHOTGUNS!"
*whacks Cry with a shotgun barrel*
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Why you hating on shotgun rain :'(
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Cry try's to recover from the blow done by Drenton.
"First of all did anyone actually care to ask if there's an armory on this ship... No one? Well there is and its right in front of you."
Cry crosses his arms as he stands besides the open plasma weapons locker. He raises an eyebrow as he try's to asses his crews reaction.
"Did I neglect to mention this ship was formerly a pirate run smuggling ship."
Cry does a sarcastic cough.
T_T
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*Grabs plasma rifle and heads below deck. "Don't worry i've dealt with these beasts before! Ya gotta grab em in monublars." learned that from steve irwin
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*suddenly drops from vent*
"I'm good with duct-tape, is that needed at all?"
*looks up from slightly bent vent opening and hastily tapes cover back on...*
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*Walking through an empty & broken part of this current ship*
"My flashlight & Glow sticks are dying... need to find... people"
*Attempts to obtain contact with others for the 10th time*
"Attention main room, attention command room, this is a member of the ship: Arctika, please respond."
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we hear you loud and clear over.
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"Yah I hear you. Head to the bridge for your assignment... I have to deal with a firearm issue."
Cry puts down the PDA and closes the weapons locker.
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*Locks door behind me*
"Roger, proceeding to bridge"
(I wonder how many crew members are aboard this ship)
"It's too quiet and it creeps me out...."
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"So, which way is the Bridge?"
*Notices sign that says* : Bridge This Way
"Oh, how convenient."
*Locks door behind me*
"Roger, proceeding to bridge"
(I wonder how many crew members are aboard this ship)
"It's too quiet and it creeps me out...."
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look the only thing wrong with this light is you have a shorted capacitor and resistor