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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Cephalotes on October 05, 2012, 05:09:01 PM
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Basically, post anything that sounds like it could be some sort of ancient mystical technique. As the topic name suggests, parody is allowed with this as well.
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Perhaps... a sample would help o.o?
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He whosoever posts within this thread shall have their pants set on fire and their pancreas shall explode!
Something like that?
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More along the lines of
"Visit by the swift wings of death!".
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But that's a real ancient curse! Thought you said that silliness was encouraged?
Why not "And ants shall tap dance on your grave?"
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idk...
The curse of the Pharaoh's giant marshmallow demon be upon you!
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"Join the land of oblivion and goats!"
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May Ra's manly chest hair forever poison your coffee
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"Perish before the great mousetache!"
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"Tremble before my army of calamitous Dwarf Hamsters!"
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By Isis may your milk forever be sour
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"Groundbreaking tidal wave of adorableness!"
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"I set upon you like bacon grease in a fat drain!"
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"May your steak always be overcooked!"
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"Your milkshakes are forsaken, and the boys shall hastily abscond from your yard for all time!"
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(Lol!)
"U NO LONGER A PLAYA!"
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"On the shore of the land known as 'New Jersey,' all those with inflated self esteems shall be condemned for infinite stupidity and deprivation of proper mental faculties."
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(Lol again!)
"Revoke Existence!"
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"I pass to you not a blessing, but a curse. A curse in which your body shall always be charged with static electricity. You shall rue the day you threatened to eat my blueberry muffin!"
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"I sentence you to every curse that has ever been devised!"
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"You shall be one of the most influential gaming companies in history, but after that, shall be condemned to an eternity of dissatisfying video games that rake in the money but cause you to lose popularity with your first audience that will probably complain no matter what they play!"
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"May lizards crawl out of your every orifice in a spectacularly uncomfortable fashion!"
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"May your body be eaten upon by a falcon, then that falcon thrown in a volcano!"
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"Anubis' breath after eating pickled onion!"
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(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/RETURN_95b728_1158872.jpg)
dont know what reminded me of this, but it did
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"Visit from the slow retarded wings of unlife!"