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Title: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 05, 2012, 05:09:01 PM
Basically, post anything that sounds like it could be some sort of ancient mystical technique. As the topic name suggests, parody is allowed with this as well.
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on October 05, 2012, 05:14:44 PM
Perhaps... a sample would help o.o?
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Otebon Albrecht on October 05, 2012, 05:15:55 PM
He whosoever posts within this thread shall have their pants set on fire and their pancreas shall explode!


Something like that?
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 05, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
More along the lines of

"Visit by the swift wings of death!".
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Otebon Albrecht on October 05, 2012, 05:18:49 PM
But that's a real ancient curse! Thought you said that silliness was encouraged?

Why not "And ants shall tap dance on your grave?"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: MrRazot on October 05, 2012, 05:57:41 PM
idk...


The curse of the Pharaoh's giant marshmallow demon be upon you!
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 05, 2012, 06:32:03 PM
"Join the land of oblivion and goats!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: MrRazot on October 05, 2012, 07:14:10 PM
May Ra's manly chest hair forever poison your coffee
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 05, 2012, 07:16:48 PM
"Perish before the great mousetache!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Midnight Madness on October 05, 2012, 07:24:48 PM
"Tremble before my army of calamitous Dwarf Hamsters!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: MrRazot on October 05, 2012, 07:25:47 PM
By Isis may your milk forever be sour
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 05, 2012, 07:26:51 PM
"Groundbreaking tidal wave of adorableness!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Midnight Madness on October 05, 2012, 07:30:48 PM
"I set upon you like bacon grease in a fat drain!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 05, 2012, 07:32:22 PM
"May your steak always be overcooked!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Midnight Madness on October 05, 2012, 07:40:11 PM
"Your milkshakes are forsaken, and the boys shall hastily abscond from your yard for all time!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 05, 2012, 07:43:22 PM
(Lol!)
"U NO LONGER A PLAYA!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Midnight Madness on October 05, 2012, 07:50:01 PM
"On the shore of the land known as 'New Jersey,' all those with inflated self esteems shall be condemned for infinite stupidity and deprivation of proper mental faculties."
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 05, 2012, 07:52:43 PM
(Lol again!)
"Revoke Existence!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Midnight Madness on October 05, 2012, 07:55:12 PM
"I pass to you not a blessing, but a curse. A curse in which your body shall always be charged with static electricity. You shall rue the day you threatened to eat my blueberry muffin!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 05, 2012, 07:57:22 PM
"I sentence you to every curse that has ever been devised!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Midnight Madness on October 05, 2012, 07:59:38 PM
"You shall be one of the most influential gaming companies in history, but after that, shall be condemned to an eternity of dissatisfying video games that rake in the money but cause you to lose popularity with your first audience that will probably complain no matter what they play!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 06, 2012, 07:43:00 AM
"May lizards crawl out of your every orifice in a spectacularly uncomfortable fashion!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: anoni on October 06, 2012, 10:05:03 AM
"May your body be eaten upon by a falcon, then that falcon thrown in a volcano!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 06, 2012, 10:25:23 AM
"Anubis' breath after eating pickled onion!"
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: MrRazot on October 06, 2012, 03:55:51 PM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/RETURN_95b728_1158872.jpg)
dont know what reminded me of this, but it did
Title: Re: Super Ancient Curse Attack of Whatever
Post by: Cephalotes on October 06, 2012, 05:49:15 PM
"Visit from the slow retarded wings of unlife!"