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Title: Purify a Wish
Post by: Cephalotes on September 11, 2012, 05:22:03 PM
Someone makes a wish. Any wish. The aim is for the next poster to describe an awesome consequence, especially one that can't be foreseen.
 
I wish that pocket lint was rainbows.  :o
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: anoni on September 12, 2012, 01:20:17 PM
I like this idea :P
You'd get pocket lint artists, people from all over the world would be looking at pocket lint exhibitions and there would be the grand opening of the pocket lint art gallery in France

I wish that corruption in the world would cease to exist.
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: Cephalotes on September 12, 2012, 06:06:54 PM
Granted. Everyone gets three thousand teddy bears and it becomes illegal not to hug people and give out cookies.
 
I wish I had a bear's strength.
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: anoni on September 17, 2012, 01:33:24 PM
People would call you Grizzly Cephalotes, however awkward things would happen like breaking glasses you were trying to hold.

I wish I got payed for no reason at all
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: Gaara on September 18, 2012, 02:02:33 PM
Granted you get payed in money, hugs, cookies and hugs.

I wish I excelled at something in Life.
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: anoni on September 19, 2012, 08:12:36 AM
Your wish is granted and you have been given the ability to excel at failing,
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!
You excel at something you've always wanted to excel at, you follow your dreams and become whoever you want to be!

I wish the world never had the letter "c" instead it's replaced with "k" and "s"
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: Gaara on September 19, 2012, 08:54:09 AM
Haha! thanks anoni ;) haha the language becomes a lot more intereesting and more people start to learn the language and then you all learn the language and look at it together in harmony and peace.


Then you hug stuff


I wish I had a bicycle.
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: anoni on September 19, 2012, 02:46:48 PM
Queen comes out of no where and signs "bicycle race" as a bicycle from the heaves lands on your feet in all it's glory!

I wish the universal gravitational constant went from 6.67x10^-11 to just "1"
(Props if you get this effect right :3)
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: Gaara on September 19, 2012, 03:29:52 PM
Granted the world changed. And change is good :P

I wish for a pet turtle
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: Cephalotes on September 20, 2012, 02:40:43 PM
(Change is so not good!)
Granted. You name him Wooble and he can do very good impressions of Blackadder characters.
I wish I could do nerve attacks.
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: anoni on September 22, 2012, 04:50:52 PM
Granted. You do several nerve attacks on people you don't like, doctors are unable to determine the cause causing panic within the medical community of a new brain disease killing people. The CIA and other intelligence agencies are called into investigate and realize that all the deaths knew you or had some relation to you, they come to your house and abduct you with robots (that have no neural networks) and then they do experiments on you to use your for new mental warfare.

I wish I was god.

(Also for the universal gravitation effect, it'd mean the gravity of all objects would be come more than 10,000,000x stronger, essentially crushing and killing all life on earth)
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: Cephalotes on September 29, 2012, 07:14:08 PM
Granted. There are no athiests any more, and all religious extremists are smote by your lightning.

I wish I had the Byakugan.
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: anoni on October 02, 2012, 09:44:15 AM
(<Doesn't watch naruto and had to look that up)
Granted. You see a lot of things you never want to see again, such as your parents going to the bathroom. But at the same time you also play a killer poker game and eventually become world champion.

I wish I was omniscient.
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: Cephalotes on October 02, 2012, 06:28:41 PM
Granted. You're now basically omnipotent as well.

I wish I was a manatee for a day.
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: anoni on October 03, 2012, 02:56:28 PM
Granted. A lot of your friends are extremely surprised a manatee is in your house XD

I wish I had the death note o.o
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: Cephalotes on October 03, 2012, 04:31:30 PM
Granted. You murder every evil person and the world becomes a sprawling utopia.

I wish more people posted in this topic.
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: anoni on October 04, 2012, 02:33:00 PM
Granted. Thousands of people post on this topic and it becomes the most popular topic of the board, except everytime you go onto your own topic it's already advanced by 8 pages.

I wish we were in the minecraft world!
Title: Re: Purify a Wish
Post by: Cephalotes on October 04, 2012, 02:58:36 PM
Granted. It was never easier to dig pits or build houses. Gotta look out fo the creepers, though...

I wish everyone lived in the Team Fortress 2 universe.