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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: pawz9 on June 14, 2012, 04:08:07 PM
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This thread is a place to put all those bad puns you hear that youve just got to tell someone
Ex. I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win but no pun in ten did
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A tennis player tried to sleep, but stayed up because of the racket
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I don't know, I'm just not very punny.
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Moths are very spiritual animals, and they never fear to go into the light.
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I never knew that fixing windows could be such a payne.
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Going to the chiropractor is a pain in the neck.
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I like a fresh lightbulb, they really brighten up my day.
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Eminem (M&M) is a candy rapper.
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What did batman say to robin before he got in the car?
Batman: "Get in the car"
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I used to have a fear over hurdels, but i got over it... (Get it!? :D uh...)
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what would George Washington do if he was alive to day (scream and scratch at the top of his confine) ^_^ X3
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Visual pun time
(http://chzscience.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/funny-science-news-experiments-memes-the-queen-of-elements.jpg)
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a DJ went to hospital today... he slipped a disk :P
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I was going to be a cardiologist but I didn't have the heart :P
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i was going to be a neurosurgeon, though i didn't have the nerves to do it
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I was going to be a marine biologist but my grades were below "sea"-level.
I tried flamenco dancing on a fishing boat...but they said i couldn't cast-a-net
I was in Ireland recently and saw the headline "Cork man drowns" it was even more ironic that his name was Bob
I tried to become a comedian but people didn't think I was very punny
-Courtesy of World of Warcraft- "Worgen hard or hardly worgen"
I went for a job as a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out
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What do you call a man being attacked by a lion?
Claude
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Two antennas got married the ceremony wasnt much but the reception was great
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skeletons dont really go to dances as they dont have any body to go with :P
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I tried to get a ladybug as a phone, but it was too buggy
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One molecule said to the other "I think I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive."
IWill be posting here a lot. >:3 He he he...
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What's the best type of guard for an old people's home?
Centuries
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So two fish are swimming when they suddenly run into a dike. Then, one fish turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
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Two fish in a tank, then the one says to the other "can you drive this thing?"
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Two fish in a tank, then the one says to the other "can you drive this thing?"
Brilliant! XD
Post Merge: July 08, 2012, 10:59:14 PM
Stewart Francis talks about Jobs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab9iCVwcQYE#ws)
This is all you need :3 Youtube Stewart Francis for more ^^
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I watched a movie about a car, and it drove me crazy
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I think saying a chemistry pun just makes you look like a boron...
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I thought it would be fun to be a bin truck driver...
Turned out rubbish
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i told to many bad pun so i was put in the puntary
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That was the greatest omelette I've ever eaten. Every bite was complete eggstasy!
Post Merge: January 11, 2013, 07:42:02 PM
That movie about the cows was udderly ridiculous.
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they told me I needed a light bulb for my lamp but none of the ones I found in my garden seemed to work D:
It is a bit chilly out today but Ice to meet you
I was searching for a nice tree but I found yew
If I said these pun was good I'd be lion
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It is a bit chilly out today but Ice to meet you
That made me think of this... XD
Mr. Freeze's Puns (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I#ws)
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Oh gawd why was did he only talk in puns @.@ .
I wanted to be an adventurer but I took an aero to the knee[size=78%] [/size] :P
Positivity is the ki to success
I wanted to face the music but I couldn't find its head :/
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If you get a bladder infection then urine trouble