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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Draco Vertolgr on May 07, 2012, 11:20:42 PM
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If you had a _____ would you_______with it
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if you had a nuke would you ride it through a portal?
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If it was to save the world, yes.
If you had a crab, would you eat it?
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Depends... is it dead AND cooked? o.O
If you had a red button, would you push it?
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If you had a pet zombie would you bath it?
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If you had a fish would you drown it?
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If you had a truck would you blow it up?
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Pet zombie? No. I would never get close to it.
Fish? Drown? HOW HORRIBLE! No!
Um...why would I waste a perfectly good truck! *said in his best southern accent*
Now, *clears throat* If you had a woodchuck, would you let it chuck wood?
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No, because quite frankly I'm not entirely sure on the accuracy of a woodchuck chucking wood.
If you could turn into your fursona permanently, would you?
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Lol you cant drown a fish I was hoping someone would catch tht XD
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Lol you cant drown a fish I was hoping someone would catch tht XD
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((I think he caught it, but was just being sarcastic XD))
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((i know how to drown a fish :D))
If you had dog, would you ride it like a horse?
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I have ridden a big dog like a horse, though I've never actually had one. D:
If you had a hammer, would you hammer all over this land?
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Maybe if I was either:
A) Thor
B) Insane
C) Jeremy Clarkson
If you had a long stick, would you hit people with it?
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Depends who they were and if I could get away with it. ;)
If you had a flamethrower, would you light anything on fire with it?
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Cats. If you had a cat would you turn it into a leaf?
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Cats. If you had a cat would you turn it into a leaf?
I have a cat, and NO! Definitely not! You can't play with a leaf! ...Well I guess you can...but...you can't hear a leaf purr after you pet it at least.
If you had infinite cash, would you use it primarily for personal gain or widespread gain?
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Both, but probably primarily personal because I'm evil XD
If you had a piece of rubbish, would you through it away like
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/answers/1653000/1653462_1307987910068.69res_400_266.jpg)
Or play with it like
(http://secondblooming.typepad.com/.a/6a01156faec925970c013488605a48970c-800wi)
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If you had a million dollar Bed Bath & Beyond gift card, would you be able to spend it?
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if you a had a question, would you ask if you could ask a question?
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I dunno how asking a question would achieve anything if you had a question :P
If you knew that your friends girl friend was cheating on him, BUT he is really happy and loves his girlfriend. Would you tell your friend? :P
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i dont know....
if you had a waterslide with cooking oil on it how fast would you go?
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Tell him anoni definately tell him. i would go about 909090 miles and hour on the water slide. If you had a vial of dragon blood would you eat it?
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Nah, glass hurts my teeth.
I would drink it though and gain immortality :D
If you had a choice between cake and death, would you ask for a cheese sandwich?
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ah i see what you did there.....
if you had a potion that was experimental and never before tested but you thought it gave immortality would you drink it?
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no, they would make another one that works better if it works :P
If you had a zombie, would you bite it?
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Yes to see it become a werewolf/zombie If you had a anthrodragon as your best friend would you ask him to give you rides?
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If he was large enough then yes, but politely
If you had to be in a pool full of spiders, a room full of angry wasps or a sandbox full of snakes
which would you choose?
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If you had a life, would you live it?
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yes but unfortunately , i don't, thats why i'm here :P XP :P (jk)
if you had a pound of enritched uranium would you trade it for a pound of pure gold?
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Yes
Don't want cancer do I :P
If you had a container which contained anti-matter, would you open the container?
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you are foolish the uranium is worth more
and yes i would from a safe distance
if you had a portal gun would you need a car?
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No. If you had 4 trillion dollars would you spend it at a candy store
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Duhh... Obviously
:P
If you had a time machine would you go to the past or future only to never return?
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Past, future dose not look to bright. if you had a revolver would would you eat it.
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If it was made of chocolate :P
If you had a chainsaw, would you take it with you in a zombie apocalypse?
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nhaa, chainsaws are boring, i want a samurai sword.
If you had a spaceship would you live in it?
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I heard spaceships can get quite cramped :P
Pun intended
If you had an incomprehensible book that explained the meaning of life, would you try read it?
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Yes, and i would demand a sequel!
If you had a crossbow would you use it to protect yourself against invading ailiens? :P
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only if i had explosive bolts :D
if you had a keyboard which if you spall something incorrect, your hands explode, would you make someone use it?
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Oh most definately. If you had the power to possess people and use the dark to kill people would you be a hero or villan
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I would be neither :P
If you had access to unlimited internet at the fastest possible speed, but it's hard wired to a computer that monitors everything you download, would you be a pirate?
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no. If you had a pet necromorph would you kidnap victims to feed it?
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yes, because necromorphs are just so cute :P
If you had a wingsuit would you use it for halloween?
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Yes!
If you had a choice of the best looking mate in the world but as smart as a plank of wood, or a mate who is flipping smart and still good looking but can't walk, which one would you choose?
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smart, to me theirs alot more to a person than looks/
If you had a choice to live in either the masseffect universe or the elderscrols univerese wich would you choose?
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Damn... Tough choice though perhaps probably the elder scroll universe
If you had a choice of one super power or two skills, would you take the choice?
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Yes, I would have the darkness as a super power. If you had a necronomicon what would you do with it?
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I don't know what that is :P
If you had a lightsaber, would you use it or sell it?
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Kind of, I'd say I'm selling it, then just before they ask for it, I pull the lightsaber out and then rob them with it
The necromonicon is an evil dead reference XD
If you had a telekenisis would you do it for good or evil
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Good :D
If you could teleport, would you teleport to other planets?
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well proboly not due to the fact how many planets are safe? If you had a nuklear bomb would you sell it on the black market
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No but I would set it up to blow up whenever I want :P
If you had the M.U.L.E. From fallout 3, would you shoot it?
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Heck yea! ...I actually want to play fallout right now but Im too sick to even move. If you had a vial of the T-virus from resident evil what would you do with it.
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Feed it to the plants :D
If you had the master sword, would you go and fight ganondwarf?
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Oh yeah edefinately :D If you had a skyforge what would you make
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Dragon scale armour :D though I would rather have the Nightingale armour :P
If you had a very slow internet connection, would you suffer?
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Yes T_T
If you had the choice of 50 cars or super high speed internet for life? Which would you pick?
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internet :D
If you had a way to get into the tron universe, would you go get a light bike?
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Yes! yes! yes! If you had a chance to be on either wipeout or ninja warrior, wich would you be on.
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Wipeout :D
If you had a cyborg arm, would you attach a flame thrower?
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Yes, yes I would
If you had a tank, would you use it as a car?
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Yes :P
If you had a chance to go to colonise a planet with one person, would you take you're significant other or a super model of your choice?
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Significant other
If you had a button that gives you $10,000 but someone on the earth randomly dies. How many times would you press it? (yes that person could be you)
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Due to the fact that I would give somebody a suicide button, not a murder button (they deserve it, no? :P ) I'd be too paranoid to press it even once.
If you had a LandKreuzer P1000 would you invade Poland?
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I have no reason to invade Poland regardless of the technology I had obtained XD
If you had a Large Particle Accelerator, would you use it to give a helicopter cancer?
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No. I like helicopters.
If you had unlimited funding for a single militant project, would you use it to construct a modernized Landkreuzer P1000
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If that was my only choice, sure, but if it wasn't I'd probably cure cancer. Cancer sucks.
If you had a pet zombie, what would you do with it?
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Significant other, If your had a power tht made you invincible would you join the millitary?
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Hmm... maybe.
If you had a ton of homework to do, would you:
a) Make a bonfire with it.
b) Use tape and glue to make a huge paper airplane.
c) Get all your friends to help you.
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A) without a shadow of a doubt XD
If you could reanimate the bones of dead dinosaurs would you make them your servants?
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No. I'd cause havok at the natural history museum.
If you had a phone application that turned you into a chair (and back), would you use it?
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Yes, yes I would X]
If you had a samurai sword that can cut through anything including diamond , would you slice your neighbors's car in half and tell him that you were bored and had nothing else to do?
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No, i would secretly during night cut out a large portion of his home to mess with him :P
If you had a portal gun would you drain the sea, by shooting a portal at the bottom of it and them one at the surface of the moon?
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I so would but tht would cause so much havoc XD lol not only will the ocean drain away with all the hell tht would cause if some how we survive we would all die from the vaccume. If you had to chose to have either aids or cancer and you have to chose one, wich would you chose?
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Cancer. At least somewhat treatable, and if inoperable at least I can say a cold didn't kill me xD
If you had a device that would grant you the ability to mold your face into any expression imaginable, even the bizarre and unreal, but it would cost you your nose, would you use it?
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Only if I wanted to look like Michael Jackson
If you had a shrink ray, would you shrink yourself?
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No, but I would make everyone shorter
If you had a device that let you alter the laws of physics, would you cease the activities of dark energy?
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Yes, to stop the universe from expanding, eventually ripping us apart ( or so I learned from the History channel)
If you had a alien spaceship, would you visit other planets?
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Yes, if those planets were safe,
If you had a ray gun would you use it to dominate the world?
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No, because I would go down in history as taking control with a ray gun. Fail.
If you had an electrolaser, would you use it to take revenge on the fellow who named it something as ridiculous as an electrolaser?
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I would see the day he dies
How many lumps? :P