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Title: Pick up lines
Post by: anoni on April 26, 2012, 10:12:29 AM: I'm surprised this has never been done before on this thread...
Ok, so say some good, cheesy, romantic, great, funny or horrible pick up lines
Make sure the pick up lines follow all the forum rules guys and gals :P

Did you just fart? Because you blow me away XD
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Post by: Kyratzes Talvadore on April 26, 2012, 11:35:23 AM: Will you be the dub to my step? Cuz I wub wub wub you.
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Post by: anoni on April 26, 2012, 11:38:20 AM: Hah! Excellent :3

You must be electrically charged, cause baby I'm positively attracted to you :3
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Post by: MrRazot on April 26, 2012, 12:57:40 PM: Prepare yourselves :D

You must be a thief, because you stole my heart.
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Post by: Luke White-Heart on April 26, 2012, 01:25:28 PM: Check this one out. This is for you, anoni! ^_^
Hey, girl. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Cause you are CuTe!
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Post by: MrRazot on April 26, 2012, 01:36:04 PM: Are you okay? (Say with a very concerned face)
Because it must have hurt when you fell from heaven
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Post by: anoni on April 27, 2012, 08:30:38 AM: Guy: Whoa!
Girl: What?
Guy: I just fell for you :P
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Post by: Luke White-Heart on April 27, 2012, 01:30:19 PM: If you were a pirate, would you keep your parrot on this shoulder (tap closest shoulder) or this shoulder (place arm across shoulders)?
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Post by: MrRazot on April 27, 2012, 03:43:39 PM: I lost my number, can I have yours?
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Post by: CrazyCat on April 28, 2012, 12:38:52 AM: My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. XD
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Post by: MrRazot on April 28, 2012, 08:10:20 AM: do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk past again?
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 28, 2012, 08:20:31 AM: You: I must say, I thought the world was ending. Then I realized it was just you starting a new chapter in my life.
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Post by: MrRazot on April 28, 2012, 08:33:12 AM: is your name gillette?
because your the best a man can get
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Post by: anoni on April 28, 2012, 02:37:57 PM: I was reading the book of numbers and discovered something amazing, I don't have yours :P
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Post by: MrRazot on April 28, 2012, 11:22:45 PM: do you work at McDonalds, because i'm lovin' it
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Post by: Khelan on April 29, 2012, 09:45:11 PM: You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
Soo cheesy X3
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Post by: anoni on April 30, 2012, 07:40:06 AM: If I was writing the alphabet vertically, I'd put I and U together, because baby, I have my eye on you :P

(SHUSH XD)
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Post by: MrRazot on April 30, 2012, 10:43:25 AM: if you were a president, you would be Baberaham Lincoln
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Post by: anoni on April 30, 2012, 10:46:09 AM: Hey baby, why don't you minus your clothes, divide your legs and let us multiply :3
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Post by: MrRazot on April 30, 2012, 10:50:16 AM: If you were a dinosaur, you would be babeasurus rex
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Post by: Cephalotes on April 30, 2012, 03:20:53 PM: You are the remote control that can activate the fast-forward feature of my heart.
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Post by: anoni on May 01, 2012, 09:08:09 AM: baby, you're a/a, you are b^0, baby, you are the one :P
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Post by: MrRazot on May 01, 2012, 09:32:32 AM: how about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever comes up ;)
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Post by: TechRoo on May 02, 2012, 06:49:45 AM: If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

XD 100% chance of failure.
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Post by: MrRazot on May 02, 2012, 10:27:44 AM: how would you like to load a trojan onto my hard drive?
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Post by: Khelan on May 02, 2012, 10:55:12 AM: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on May 02, 2012, 11:14:01 AM: Do you play guitar? Because, baby, you're playing my heartstrings like a master.
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Post by: anoni on May 02, 2012, 11:48:04 AM: I guess you're not allowed in bars, cause babe you're smoking :P
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Post by: Luke White-Heart on May 02, 2012, 01:31:45 PM: If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put "U" and "I" together. XD
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Post by: Khelan on May 02, 2012, 02:18:44 PM: Are you full of Beryllium, gold and titanium? Because Be-Au-Ti full
(guess where that is from)
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Post by: Cephalotes on May 02, 2012, 04:44:18 PM: Your absence is like a confirmed critical hit from a keen scythe.
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Post by: anoni on May 03, 2012, 11:17:25 AM: You must be full of beryllium, Gold and Titanium, because you are Be - Au - Ti - full :P
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Post by: MrRazot on May 04, 2012, 03:56:17 PM: you must be made of copper and titanium,because your a Cu-Ti
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Post by: Oxvy on May 06, 2012, 06:52:23 PM: *when a girl tells you she has a boyfriend*

I'm flattered you consider us a couple, but I think we should date first.
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Post by: anoni on May 07, 2012, 09:19:49 AM: Me: Thank you
Guy: What for?
Me: Because I was walking without purpose, I had no meaning, I knew my life was nothing and that anything I'd ever do would be useless, without purpose, without any kind of aspiration, any thing allowing me to be worth a damn.

but then... but then I set my eyes on you and I knew, I knew from that very second, that I had purpose. That's to be with you.
Title: Pick up lines
Post by: Dirtcopter77 on May 14, 2012, 03:22:51 AM: You must be a Rogue, because you are stunning.

World of Warcraft players will get. 100% guaranteed to get you weird looks if they don't get it.

You must be a sorceress, because you're enchanting.
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Post by: MrRazot on May 14, 2012, 03:27:24 AM: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
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Post by: anoni on May 14, 2012, 09:22:11 AM: You seem to have heart, because you definitely have mine.
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Post by: anoni on May 14, 2012, 11:17:05 AM: haha that's good :P

Hey, the top half of me evolved from a human, the bottom half evolved from a horse ;)
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Post by: MrRazot on May 14, 2012, 01:47:57 PM: When I was born, the doctors thought I had three legs
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Post by: Colioli4 on May 14, 2012, 04:25:22 PM: Hey, wanna come to my place and play Runescape???

;)
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Post by: MrRazot on May 14, 2012, 04:41:32 PM: Want to make out?
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Post by: Cephalotes on May 14, 2012, 09:06:00 PM: Your eyes are lakes of the purest, most crystalline waters.
Now can we have sex?
(lol)
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Post by: MrRazot on May 14, 2012, 09:08:06 PM: I'm best friends with Justin Bieber
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Post by: Cephalotes on May 14, 2012, 09:15:01 PM: I have this friend...would you be creeped out if I said he tugged over you?
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Post by: MrRazot on May 14, 2012, 09:37:21 PM: Sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever comes up
If you know what I mean
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Post by: Colioli4 on May 15, 2012, 04:49:42 AM: Do you work at the kentucky fried chicken? because you're finger licking good
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Post by: anoni on May 15, 2012, 10:01:20 AM: Me: Hey want to play the rape game
Girl: No
Me: That's the spirit!

(too much? XD)
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Post by: MrRazot on May 15, 2012, 03:16:58 PM: Hi
(Works every time)
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Post by: Scar WhiteDream on May 15, 2012, 09:59:58 PM: When I see a pretty good shaped guy, I always want to go to him and say: "Hey... You'd like to be my Taylor Lautner for tonight"
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Post by: 'Project Zeta' on May 15, 2012, 10:12:29 PM: What do you get when you combine a length of rope, four rubber ducks, a can of peanut butter, two baseball bats and the entire musical works of Louis Armstrong? A night with me that you'll never forget.
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Post by: anoni on May 16, 2012, 03:52:15 AM: Out of all the people I've seen...

...your about a 6
maybe 7 if your lucky
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Post by: Scar WhiteDream on May 16, 2012, 04:01:46 AM: When I first saw you, I did those three things:

1- Dig a hole
2- Call it love
3- Fall in love
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Post by: CrazyCat on June 07, 2012, 12:34:57 AM: There are two things in existence that are infinite; the universe and my love for you. And I'm not so sure about the former.

(Misquoting Einstein ftw)
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Post by: anoni on June 07, 2012, 07:27:18 AM: I think that there isn't an infinite amount of possibilities for every moment because I cannot even imagine, or grasp, a moment where I am not with you, in love.
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Post by: MrRazot on June 07, 2012, 03:35:31 PM: Just say "hello" in any foreign accent and your sorted :P
Indian works best.
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Post by: anoni on June 08, 2012, 04:02:12 PM: Quote from: MrRazot on June 07, 2012, 03:35:31 PM
Just say "hello" in any foreign accent and your sorted :P
Indian works best.
hmm...
GUTAN TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
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Post by: Boone Zofox on June 08, 2012, 04:32:47 PM: Baby, you're like the F-22, you leave me breathless!

If you don't know the F-22 has a problem where it cuts of oxygen to the pilot which induces hypoxia.
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Post by: Scar WhiteDream on June 09, 2012, 01:03:37 AM: Seeing you is like seeing the periodic table: I see a lot of elements that can bond with me.
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Post by: anoni on June 09, 2012, 10:41:41 AM: Your like a cardiologist's drill, cause baby you tunnel to my heart
(lame... XD)
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Post by: Bayzan on June 09, 2012, 09:14:13 PM: I found your nose, guess where it was. In my business.
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Post by: Scar WhiteDream on June 09, 2012, 09:29:16 PM: When I got to know you, I thought you were like a music sheet partition: So complex yet so beautiful to my ears, eyes and soul.
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Post by: Skittlez da Fox on June 10, 2012, 01:21:34 AM: Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
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Post by: anoni on June 10, 2012, 02:31:35 PM: Hey, hey, your not allowed into this bar. Babe, your just smoking :P
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on June 10, 2012, 03:45:55 PM: Are you Bi? Cause I'd love to cycle you...
XD
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Post by: anoni on June 10, 2012, 04:59:20 PM: I think we have a winner XD
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Post by: Bo on June 19, 2012, 11:30:19 PM: Good thing i brought my library card, cause im checking you out ;)
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Post by: MrRazot on July 02, 2012, 02:17:25 PM: Is your dad a Director? 'cause you're all I wanna watch!
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Post by: Colioli4 on July 02, 2012, 03:27:01 PM: Care in some sniffing around?

'Did it hurt?'
'What, when I fell from heaven?'
'No, when your mirror broke!'

(To a bat). 'Hey, wanna hang around?'
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 02, 2012, 03:47:09 PM: If the world was a book, you'd be the fine print.
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Post by: MrRazot on July 02, 2012, 04:11:56 PM: do you play football? cause i wanna tackle you :P
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Post by: Furjangles on July 02, 2012, 05:43:40 PM: Johnny Bravo has some of the best pick up lines ever, just type "Johnny Bravo" into youtube and it should be the first video at the top called "How to pick up chicks: Johnny Bravo stlye" I heartily recommend watching it.

For example: "I'm pretty, You're pretty, what'ya say we go home and stare at each other?"
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Post by: anoni on July 02, 2012, 07:09:51 PM: *Bender talking to the Planet Express Ship*

So what will it be? My place or you?
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 02, 2012, 07:45:59 PM: Lets make like the sun and perform nuclear fusion with our gametes. XP
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Post by: anoni on July 03, 2012, 04:50:19 PM: Let me just insert my Ethernet cable into your port so I can upload all over your interface :P
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Post by: MrRazot on July 03, 2012, 05:42:16 PM: It's only Micro When it's Soft ;)
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 03, 2012, 06:18:31 PM: Insert floppy drive into port A. >.>
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Post by: MrRazot on July 03, 2012, 06:22:38 PM: Want to see my hard drive?
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 03, 2012, 06:24:30 PM: If you insert the dongle, it will be charged.
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Post by: MrRazot on July 03, 2012, 06:27:12 PM: you turn my software into hardware
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 03, 2012, 06:36:18 PM: Mind if I upload to your internet?
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Post by: MrRazot on July 03, 2012, 09:52:14 PM: i'll be the proton missile to your deathstar
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 03, 2012, 10:16:26 PM: Let's make like the internet and exchange some codes...
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Post by: MrRazot on July 03, 2012, 10:23:30 PM: how about you sit on my lap and we talk about whatever comes up
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Post by: anoni on July 04, 2012, 04:46:06 PM: How about you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive?
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Post by: MrRazot on July 04, 2012, 09:35:03 PM: i guess if you just say anything in a Spanish accent... :P
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 05, 2012, 02:15:00 PM: Your the positive to my negative, we're just attracted to each other...
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Post by: Furjangles on July 05, 2012, 02:19:52 PM: Quote from: MrRazot on July 04, 2012, 09:35:03 PM
i guess if you just say anything in a Spanish accent... :P

Unless they're Spanish? Maybe they'll find your inaccuracies cute? I think you be on to something here...

Anyway; "Is your name Sandy? 'Cos you're one sexy beach"
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Post by: MrRazot on July 05, 2012, 04:38:32 PM: Quote from: Furjangles on July 05, 2012, 02:19:52 PM
Quote from: MrRazot on July 04, 2012, 09:35:03 PM
i guess if you just say anything in a Spanish accent... :P

Unless they're Spanish? Maybe they'll find your inaccuracies cute? I think you be on to something here...

Anyway; "Is your name Sandy? 'Cos you're one sexy beach"

ahh, a flaw in my near perfect plan :P

Guy: you see that massive house there on that cliff?
Girl: you mean that one that one that must cost millions?
Guy: yea
Girl: why?
Guy: *whispers* that's my place
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 05, 2012, 04:58:35 PM: I'm like a bullet; your'e so hot I discharge prematurely.
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Post by: MrRazot on July 05, 2012, 05:09:08 PM: i can play guitar
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on July 08, 2012, 03:21:55 AM: ^we have a winner :P

Hi. Want to go eat food?

Together?
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Post by: MrRazot on July 08, 2012, 10:00:45 AM: Oh are you okay? because it must have hurt when you fell from heaven...
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Post by: anoni on July 08, 2012, 12:55:22 PM: You must be an art brush, cause baby you are fine
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Post by: MrRazot on July 08, 2012, 05:23:47 PM: Did you ever work at McDonnalds? because I'm lovin' it.
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 08, 2012, 07:29:56 PM: I'll pay you 50 bucks for a relationship.
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Post by: Cifero Windtail on July 10, 2012, 04:27:56 AM: So... would you care to go out and do something, kiss, get married, and live together forever and never apart?
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Post by: MrRazot on July 10, 2012, 08:58:01 PM: "i've never seen you around here before..."
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 11, 2012, 02:29:26 AM: Lets act like we're in the Large Hadron Collider, smash ourselves together, and create a few particles...
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Post by: anoni on July 14, 2012, 02:09:24 PM: Hey, you know sex is the best kind of exercise?
Wink wink, nudge nudge
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Post by: Colioli4 on July 14, 2012, 02:29:21 PM: Boy enters bar, sees two girls who are speaking English.
Boy: Hey, are you girls scottish?
Girl (angry): Wales!
Boy (who didn't fully understand them): Oh... Okay, are you whales Scottish?
Boy wakes up on hospital. :P
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Post by: anoni on July 14, 2012, 03:18:00 PM: Hi, my names Sodium, you must be water because baby you have me blazing!
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Post by: ZombiezuRFER on July 15, 2012, 02:48:23 AM: Top 10 Transhumanist Pickup Lines
By: Rachel Haywire
Published: July 11, 2012

1. “Wanna come back to my place and start the new species?”

2. “I ordered some of my DNA and was wondering if you wanted to order yours too so you could blend it with mine.”

3. “Let’s upload our minds together naked.”

4. “Wanna get our bodies frozen together so we can be immortal like ice ice baby?”

5. “I bet you are quite the homo superior in bed.”

6. “I have never seen a human look this good. You must be one of those sex robots.”

7. “Is that an augmentation in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

8. “Not to be crass but you have a fine looking cyborg ass.”

9. “You know what I think the Singularity is? You and me baby.”

10. “Wanna come into my VR simulation and taste my love?”

Taken from the h+ Magazine website linky. (http://hplusmagazine.com/2012/07/11/top-10-transhumanist-pickup-lines-for-your-nerd-convention/)
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Post by: anoni on July 21, 2012, 12:35:00 PM: "We're like two entangled particles, no matter how far we are apart, we will always be together :)"

Wow I just made that one up XD
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Post by: Bayzan on July 26, 2012, 08:48:17 PM: This one is good if someone is talking a load of crap

"Excuse me do you have boots that I could borrow, cause the bull sh*t is getting up to my knees"
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Post by: AsagiOkami on August 13, 2012, 07:06:40 PM: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
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Post by: anoni on September 01, 2012, 09:09:35 AM: Is your name cinnamon buns? Because you have a sweet ass :3
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Post by: Cephalotes on September 13, 2012, 11:38:54 AM: The end s nigh!
Come, we can repent at my place. Yes, "repent".
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Post by: anoni on September 17, 2012, 01:41:51 PM: Hey baby.

[sin(t)√(|cos(t)|)] /[sin(t) + 7/5] - sin(t) + 2

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QnhZ8iHrnt8/T5ANhY5xj7I/AAAAAAAAAJk/rR6C1XPvrqo/s1600/heart_curve_formula.png)
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Post by: Luke White-Heart on September 17, 2012, 06:17:41 PM: Are you a black hole? Cuz you're pulling me in. XD
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Post by: Bayzan on September 17, 2012, 10:50:38 PM: Are you a supernova? Cause you seem to be brighter then before.
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Post by: Gaara on September 18, 2012, 01:46:22 PM: Did you get your knickers at a sale. Because with mine they would be 100% off ;)
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Post by: anoni on September 19, 2012, 08:17:37 AM: You must be a star, cause baby you're hot!
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Post by: Gaara on September 19, 2012, 08:49:58 AM: Are your legs tired. "No why" Cuz you been running through my mind all day.