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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: MrRazot on April 07, 2012, 12:09:49 AM
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The Elevator is an RP of love, romance, horror, comedy, and loads of other stuff.
You are in an elevator, waiting to reach an indefinite floor, yet every other floor is filled with curiosity and the unknown.
Will you reach the floor?
Will that annoying music ever stop?
Will the elevator ever let you and your friends out?
Do you want to leave the elevator?
Mystery awaits!
Now watch your step...
*elevator doors open revealing a barely populated elevator fit for holding up to about 20 people, Justin Bieber is playing through the speaker and no one seems particularly happy*
lol, going up
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*is scared of the mysterious room. Maybe the next person to come along should carry him in?*
((once I'm in I will probably be fine. Getting me in will be the trick. :P ))
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lol lokyar want help?
*walks in*
I'm holding the door for you :P
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*cowers further back as JB gets louder. He begins to growl.*
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*smashes speakers to a fan-girls dismay*
lol come on :P
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*runs into the elevator.*
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*the lift begins to move up*
you know... I have no idea where this is going :P
*examines buttons*
iys all in japanese :P
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*backup speakers start up. Lokyar hugs Razot, shivering.*
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don't worry, it's Rick Astley now.
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*cowers on Razot's head as the chorus begins; blocking his eyesight.*
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*is ontop of the elevator and falls in through the trap door*
Sorry, didn't know how to get into a moving elevator. :P
*the elevator fills with foot stink*
So which floor are we going to :3
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*Pops out from behind mrrazot*. Finally Justin beiber is done... I swear, play it backwards it's the sound of Satan, but even worse, forwards it's the sound of Beiber *shudders*
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*In corner listening to ipod*
*Puts ipod ears out*
huh? What? is that song over?
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rofl
*starts humming along to the song*
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*Waiting patiently*
So...
Does this elevator actually move? Cause I've been standing here for almost 3 hours now
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*lift shudders*
yep it seems like it :P
which floor you getting off?
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*hugs Razot's head tightly as the lift begins to move.*
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Well, I'm meant to deliver this package of old news papers to one... dameon,
...Floor -9001, does this lift go to that floor?
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*mutters almost incoherently in sheer terror.* Floors over floors, dangit, over 9000, destroy all pies.
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Maybe this will help you little guy
*Hands Lokyar a piece of paper*
see it's the news... from 1957 :P
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*opens eyes and sees death and destruction all over the front page; obviously a human newspaper. He leaps away, but misjudges the lift's motion, lands heavily and cowers in a corner.
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oh look, the lift is stopping
*doors open revealing a mysterious landscape*
lol this doesn't seem entirely right :P
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It's not all death and destruction...
Look, Russia launched Sputnik, the first Satellite to ever orbit earth! :P
...also I think this lift may be haunted
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*leaps onto Razot's head, holding on and riding him.*
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*Door closes and lift starts moving again*
Oh hey, look, a big red button with the "CAUTION: DO NOT PUSH SUPER SPEED" written on it....
...it's so big... and red... must... resist... pushing it
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curse these big red buttons
*resists poking it*
:(
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Ooh shiny button!
*is hypnotised by the button and prepares to leap.*
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Lokyar... N...
*Tries to say no but is overwhelmed with curiosity so lets Lokyar pounce*
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*stops self from stopping self from stopping lokyar*
X3
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*dives at the button in glorious slow-mo*
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*Elevator goes suddenly down really fast, so fast in fact that we are start floating in a simulated zero gravity environment*
Holy crap!
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*is floating*
i wonder when this illogical elevator will cra...
*Elevator crashes and emergency air-bags are deployed ensuring everyone is unharmed as the door rolls open*
we must be in hell... :P
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Oh hey! There's Dameon,
*Runs over to deliver the package of old newspapers and come back*
uhh, a day well spent! Now... how do we get back up? XD
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no idea... the rest of the buttons are all in japanese :P
*the doors close and the lift starts moving*
i think this elevator IS haunted o.O
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*hit the ceiling in the crash; protected by the airbags, but still shaken.*
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*friday starts playing through the speakers*
not only is this elevator haunted, but it has a bad taste in music
*the elevator shakes then the music gets a bit louder*
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*howls in mental torture.*
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lol well i'm just going to push all these buttons :P
*pushes all the buttons*
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*elevator starts going up and down randomly, shaking Razot and anoni, but smashing Lokyar against the floor repeatedly due to his lesser weight and size.*
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*catches lokyar and holds him under his arm*
probably not the best idea :P
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*is dazed by the repeated impacts.*
huh? This isn't happening. THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!
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oh but it is >:3
*the elevator stops and the door opens revealing space and distant stars*
or maybe we're all just really high
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*grabs tight hold of Razot to avoid being sucked into space.*
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*the doors close and the elevator starts going up again*
lol i'm going with we're high
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"Almost getting sucked out by space"
Screw this guy I'm calling elevator control...
*Reads number on the side of elevator, but it's in japanese*
Ichy... Sun... Yon.... Sun... Sun... Hachi... Nana... sun...
*Rings*
Operator: Moshi Moshi
Me: Um yeah, your eleavator is doing weird things
Operator: Oh sorry... uhh... me no speaky engrish
*Hangs up*
well... that was useful... T_T
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*reads number on side of elevator -the one anoni read- and notes it goes through to reception. He checks another number, this time for elevator control and dials it. Ichi, san, ni, hachi, yon, go, nana, roku.*(or, 13284576)
*rings.*
Operator: Moshi moshi!
Me: Yeah your elevator is going to strange places.
Operator: Ah, ha! An English speaker in our elevator! Isn't it fun?
Me: Uhhh, no.
Operator: We are watching you furries in hidden cameras; have fun and enjoy the ride. We aren't stopping the fun for anything. Sayonara.
*hangs up*
<expletive that no pup should know, referring to his parentage, or lack thereof>
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damn :P
*elevator shudders with sudden movement*
i wonder if this elevator is haunted, or just has a nasty AI
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Maybe now would be a good time to mention I can read japanese?
*smiles.*
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*elevator gives of a klaxon then an apparent warning in japanese*
any idea what it's warning us against?
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Yes. It is warning us against-
*Elevator suddenly shifts direction back into the highspeed drop.*
...That.
Also, do not press any of these buttons.
*points to a ring of buttons, coloured blue, red, brown, yellow, and green. In the centre is a larger button with a picture of an unidentified animal.*
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what about this orange one?
*presses the orange button*
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*the elevator extends a nozzle, firing a stream of lightning infused fire at the floating Lokyar. He flies backwards into the ring of buttons, somehow missing the middle one. This causes the elevator to become manic as a stream of water starts filling the bottom, but it is then dispersed by small rocks piercing the sides, which are shattered by streams of lightning, which are earthed on the elevator sides by gusts of wind, which feeds another stream of fire, which is put out by the water.*
*Lokyar floats in the middle, spasming and slightly burning by the original stream but untouched by the new arrivals.*
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umm bugger
*presses the open door button and the doors open poring the contents of the elevator onto a beach*
lol the flip?
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*crashes down as the elevator comes to a sudden stop.* ((I think you missed the part where it shifted back into the 0g drop.))
*lands in the remnants of the water, putting out the flames on his fur, but enhancing the lightning still coursing through his body; he spasms so hard that he does a backflip into the button panel, hitting a more convex button than most, dropping a ball out of the ceiling.*
*The lightning being spent, he noms dazedly on the ball, seeming unaware of his surroundings for the most part.*
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the water cushioned the fall :P
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Whuh? @.@
What'd you say?
Someone make the world stop spinning...
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i like this elevator... its like the TARDIS :P
*goes back in dragging lokyar behind*
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*doesn't resist, or seem to notice the stones giving him mild abrasions through his fur; he just keeps nomming on the ball.*
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*watches as the door closes and the elevator auto-fixes its self*
my my... technology these days
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*begins to recover; he stands up while holding his new ball, revealing a blood-matted belly.*
What happened? I remember pain, then pain, then more pain, then a bit of nothing, then now...
*blinks and looks down at the small pool of blood around his front right paw.*
What's this?
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Maybe if we jump up and down it'll fall
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oh that... medi-gel... :P
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Don't worry iz cool man, we won't die! *Begins to jump up and down*
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*The pool of blood gets bigger; Lokyar begins to sway from side to side.*
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*stops jumping* oh god... Er... *pulls out a band aid* here
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*watches a dark cloud wash over lokyar, healing him*
lol nano bots?
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*runs around madly when partially healed, chased by the nano-bots; this sprays blood droplets everywhere. He eventually faints and the bots cover him again.*
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Damn technology... I rembered when dad would just kick me and say suck it up... Such a good time... *continues to watch nano bots*
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*nano-bots disperse and vanish back into the walls of the elevator; Lokyar slowly recovers, and you notice a particularly fat yet colourless nano-bot with specks of red on the inside fly away - it must have created more blood inside him. Lokyar pegs it over to the other side of the elevator to retrieve his ball; it bounces away as he runs into the wall.*
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*picks up the ball and hands it to him* look alive eh? Ya ain't dead yet
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it seems this elevator want's us alive o.O
*the elevator shakes and starts to move again*
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*looks up and grabs the ball off of Canadian Wolf with his jaw, not seeming to realize he had grabbed Wolf's paw too; he tries to pull the ball away, but cannot move Wolf, still not realizing the poor grip.*
*muffled* Leggo!
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Only if you leggo my hand my friend, but please, call me Moby. *smiles and attempts to pull back his hand*
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*lets go of Moby's hand, and grabs the ball. He looks at the button marked with the animal.*
Kuchiyose, eh? I wonder...
*tries to leap at the button, but due to not already being high up, he crashes into the wall below it; as he does so, the metal dents and reforms at such a speed he is thrown backwards, hitting Moby with quite a bit of force.*
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Im just going to enter a small coma for now,
see you later :P
*collapses*
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Umph! *allows himself to fall to the ground*. If I had a penny for every time... *voice trails of as he looks over at mrrazot in a comma. Sighs then picks up the ball again, bringing it back over*
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*is cushioned by Moby, and looks over at Razot; he heads over to him and noms lightly on Razot's paw, trying to get him to wake up - unsuccessfully. Lokyar gets given his ball back and settles down to nom on it.*
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*chuckles to himself then turns to then control panel*
Now for you...
*proceeds to take off the casing and looks at the wiring... Plotting, as wolves always do ^_^ *
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*wakes up and gets up*
well lets see what your doing there...
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*playing tetris on a phone*
I've gotten to 15,793,195 score...
has this elevator reached ground floor yet? :P
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well we reached the recesses of hell if that counts :P
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No no, I delivered my package there remember :P
Now I just want to go home haha! My contract said nothing about haunted elevators full of furs XD
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*elevator stops and doors open revealing various cleaning implements*
lol janitor's closet?
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Well the janitors got it good here ay,
OOOOOOOH A BROOM! *grabs broom*
MY BROOM!
*Doors close and they begin going up again*
...ahh broomy :3 *Anoni nuzzles his broom*
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hopefully we can keep the fights clean X3
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bad joke
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*looks confuzzled why still holding his broom*
I don't get it...
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perhaps i could brush up on my jokes :P
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I get it now.
Make your jokes! Me and broomy have something special! XD
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*makes ball nuzzle broomy. They seem to be the best of friends.*
Hi broomy!
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Awwwwwww
Broomy and ball! They do look like good friends XD
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*noms on ball while hugging broomy.*
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*Leans against a wall not noticing he's accidently pushing lots of buttons*
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*lift starts going up and down randomly, throwing everyone inside up and down hard again; while most furs land on their feet, Lokyar hits the ground hard repeatedly and loses his ball.*
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noes you'll kill us all!!
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MY BALL!!!!
*Continues hitting ground hard and fast. He begins to lose consciousness, though not quite unconscious yet.*
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*Stops leaning against the wall starts to wobble and trips over Lokyars balls falling face first on the ground, the lift stops*
WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON!
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*hits the ground one last time, sighs and loses consciousness.*
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am i blind?
anoni? lokyar?
where are we now?
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GAH the lights are off, the elevator must of run out of power...
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noes D: ... what now?
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Well I can't read the elevator assistance number because one, it's Japanese and two, it's dark.
So I guess we have to repair it ourselves
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seems legit
*takes his handy pair of pliers out of his back pocket*
what now... i cant feel a maintenance pannel?
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*While Razot searches for the maintenance panel, he stands lightly on the unconscious Lokyar.*
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Found the panel! Well college courses, your about to pay off...*rewires the speed button to the mainframe. From there redirects power currents from the power supply to the drive chain. Takes that and links the speed button to the standard drive chain, then deals off the whole box and slams the door shut.*. LOL I missed a whole lotta posts AGAIN
Now we're gonna move this hunk of garbage
*pushes floor one and elevator lurches upwards*
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*wakes up to find himself trapped underneath Razot's foot. He gnaws on it to try and escape.*
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*already up*. No! Bad! *moves razots paw to help*
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*stands up.*
Thank you! When did you turn back up?
*climbs Moby.*
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sweet... i fixed the elevator with my imagination :D
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*leaps at Razot, and randomly paws at him.*
You stood on me!!!
*cries while holding onto Razot.*
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i was wondering why there was a carpet...
sorry :'(
*pet's lokyar*
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YAY!!!!!
*bounds around excitedly, randomly bumping into furs.*
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*the shift in gravity leads to believe that the elevator is now going sideways*
lol wth? :P
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Well while y'all fooled around Ibothered with this thing. *grabs broomy* now that we're on ground floor and I drew all power away to the drive system, only one way to get out *lodges broomy in between the doors*
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*The lift changing direction knocked Lokyar into a wall, which flowed round him and trapped him, leaving a small hole; this seemed to be the size of broomy's handle.*
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*the elevator starts shuddering violently before shooting in a gravity defying up motion*
i think you angered it...
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*pulls broomy from the doors* correction: we are not ground floor and I'm glad I'm not an industrial engineer *hands broomy to razot* I'll let u call the shots this time
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*you hear a howling coming from the wall where Lokyar is trapped.*
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This just turned into a pulturgiest scene... *brabs loykirs ball". DIE ZOMBIE! * rips loykir out from the lodge hole and throws the ball through then takes back broomy arming him as a sword*
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*leaps after the ball, and hops back out after catching it; the wall closes as he exits trapping his back legs.*
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*the elevator music changes to an eerie "pop goes the weasel" complete with the voice of a young girl singing it as the elevator goes increasingly faster, making it impossible to stand*
i think i just <pooed> myself
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I'm just gonna hope someone else has the answer to this one......
NOT just gots idea!
*flicks out his claws and cuts a hole in the wall and frees out loykars legs*
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*lands on the floor; the ring of metal surrounding him is just too big to let all four paws touch the ground at once. He tries to drag himself to Razot with his front paws, but fails.*
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*the elevator stops suddenly making everyone hit the roof, knocking everyone unconscious to wake up a few hours later*[size=78%] [/size]
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What happened?
*is bleeding around the ring of metal; it seems to have cut into him slightly when it hit the roof and the floor.*
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*Peers through the hole in the wall to whatch the ball fall down the elevator shaft*. Hope lokyar doesn't find out... *cuts the metal off lokyars paws*
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Thank you!
*looks around for his ball.*
WHERES MY BALL!?!?!?!?
*cries.*
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dont worry, let's just get out of this
*the door open's slowly, but what do we see?*
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*Zombies! We see zombies! And they begin to pour into the elevator!* *smashing heads w/ broomy*. My American side is showing!
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*Lokyar's ball is held by one of the zombies. Lokyar leaps at the ball and latches onto it as the zombie gets obliterated by broomy.*
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Hey there! *dodges a falling zombie* I think there's a such thing as friendly fire in real life *down strikes another* so be carefully while I'm on a killin spree!
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*bites a zombie and the zombie turns into another MrRazot*
awesome
*the two MrRazots fight the zombie attack*
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*dances around in front of Moby, hitting zombies with his ball while simultaneously dodging broomy; everytime a zombie is struck by the ball, it flies backward forcefully, disintegrating and forcing back itself and the zombies behind.*
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*realizes there maybe too many*. Save the innocent! *grabs lokyar and his ball and plows through down the hallway*
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MrRazot2, go hit the close door button!!
Okay MrRazot1
*MrRazot2 races to the controls, slamming the close door button ans MrRazot1 fends of zombies*
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*gets slammed into the closed door, knocking him unconscious. Thanks, Moby.*
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noes! we've been separated MrRazot1
Yes i know MrRazot2 now start hitting the open door button
We're so awesome
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"sacré blêu! Save attempt FAILED. *"beautiful by Moby plays through the elevator speakers* hey thaz mah song... Well not "mine" but a good song... I wiz to that song dontcha know? Ah I'm ranting... Do that dome times when I fail... Oh well... Wonder what zombies taste like *toses decayed arm away*
Post Merge: April 08, 2012, 10:06:20 PM
"sacré blêu! Save attempt FAILED. *"beautiful by Moby plays through the elevator speakers* hey thaz mah song... Well not "mine" but a good song... I wiz to that song dontcha know? Ah I'm ranting... Do that dome times when I fail... Oh well... Wonder what zombies taste like *toses decayed arm away*
Post Merge: April 08, 2012, 10:06:20 PM
"sacré blêu! Save attempt FAILED. *"beautiful by Moby plays through the elevator speakers* hey thaz mah song... Well not "mine" but a good song... I wiz born to that song dontcha know? Ah I'm ranting... Do that dome times when I fail... Oh well... Wonder what zombies taste like *toses decayed arm away*
Post Merge: April 08, 2012, 10:07:31 PM
Posting fail... Never update from iPod EVER
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*wakes up, jumps away from the rapidly becoming insane Moby, and pegs it back through the elevator doors with his ball; defending the two Razot's*
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Posting fail... Never update from iPod EVER
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*MrRazot2 holds the doors as MrRazot1 grabs moby*
oh yeah, what teamwork
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*sigh*. Sleep... Zzzzzzz
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*leaps up Razot2 and presses the door close button as Razot1 gets Moby back in.*
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*flashes awake*. Aye! Ya tabernachê! Zyou zo zont MANHANDLE me! Aye!
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2: were like banana's in pajamas MrRazot1
1: i know MrRazot2
2: but let's deal with this elevator
1: yes, it seems to want to kill us
2: no, just torture us
1: brilliant observation
2: why thank you
1: you're welcome
1+2: we're so awesome
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*facepaw* this is gonna be longer than previously conjectured...
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*As the elevator starts moving, Lokyar sniffs; he lunges with his ball, striking the previously-a-zombie Razot; if he strikes the right one, it disintegrates.*
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1: owch lokyar, but perhaps
2: meh, I'm too awesome for this world
1: cheers
2: cheerio
*MrRazot2 jumps down the elevator shaft
Right, damage report
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Concks the other razot w/ broomy to be sure that one disintegrates (disintegrates as he falls down the shaft )
Post Merge: April 08, 2012, 10:19:22 PM
*raises paw*. Bright ideas I think I lost mine
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okay so all of us are present
and we have a gaping hole in the side
and a broken broom
right... what now?
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*rebounds into the other Razot, hitting him in the back with his ball; his ashes/powder/remains fall down the shaft. Lokyar narrowly misses the same fate, head hanging over the edge; he creeps backwards slowly as the doors shut again.*
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Realize this elevator doesn't have the promised romance?
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Heck yeah! Where's the sexy wolf pup chicks?
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*the elevator dispenses inflatable dolls*
rofl
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No... That's not romance, that's being a pimp... You gotta have feelings and drama stuff not... Meh...
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rofl
>.>
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*begins bouncing on the pup doll*
Where is the real stuff?
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lol, i dont think this elevator keeps livestock :P
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I was just pointing out that not everything on the menu was served... *walks to hole in wall*. That might kill me...
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I'm.. I'm livestock to you?
*cries while nomming on his ball, getting it wet with tears and saliva.*
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May not be love but there's drama! *grabs razot* HE'S NOT LIVESTOCK!!! *jumps out hole w/ razot falling to their deaths*. (TWIST)
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*tears form up into a snake, grabbing Moby, stopping him, but is unable to pull him up due to the unexpected weight of Razot.*
*The snake begins to glow. Lokyar keeps crying, apparently oblivious.*
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*the elevator shudders and moves indefinitely down towards us as we fall*
noes :P
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*looks at razot* mutual agreement? *pulls both up using snake as rope*
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*As the elevator moves down, the snake holds the two in position, shrinking as they approach the hole. It gets reinforced by tears and extends to contain Razot too. It also restrains them from using it as a rope.*
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*draws close enough to the hole- BARREL ROLL in w/ razot and goes to comfort lokyar*. Hush now, things are better *sings lullabye*
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*ensures everyone is up onto the elevator*
we need to get off this thing...
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*snake loses coherency as Lokyar stops crying; his eyes seem less red.*
Yay!!! You are back! How???
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*looks up* I think keeping the boy here from mentally scarring is also important.. Speaking of which.. *grabs the dolls and throws em down the shaft.... Grumbles under breath as he returns to lokyar and continues the lullibye*
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we need a plan
*looks down elevator shaft*
seems quite a far way down...
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*begins to cheer up as the lullaby does it's youngster-affecting inherent magic.*
Mentawy scaring? What does that mean?
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Oui Monsieur le obvious was nice, nowi think suicide will get us off the elevator no?
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suicide is not an option >.>
*looks down again*
OMW I HAVE AN IDEA...
lokyar? what's the japanese symbol for ground?
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Pick me meeeedee I know! Plz. Pick meeeeeeeee!
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tell meee :P
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That one, but I only see it on the brown button.
*points*
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the one you said not to press?
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Yesssssssssssss. *licks buttons* that one, cuz it tastes like the cow got onto the onion patch
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Yes, the one I said not to press, then got thrown into. Press it. Try it out.
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*pokes button and waits*
lol nothing is happen...
*lift moves casually down*
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Ughhhhh waiting is BORING...
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*lift suddenly stops and a load of small stones is fired through the walls; also, the floor is covered in rapidly setting mud which stops at ankle level. The stones seem to have no end to them.*
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Good one opening your mouth moby :P
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Sacré blêu! Monsieur why? Just why?* Hops out the hole in the wall*
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*moby falls through the roof of the elevator*
i dont think jumping is an option...
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* goes into a tyraid of more French Canadian swearing*
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*forms the mud into a stream which blocks the stones while also catching Moby in a cage of set earth.*
Don't do that again please.
*You notice Lokyar's eyes are less red again.*
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*the elevator vibrates into movement again*
lol now be patient
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No no no no no lokyar plz I didnt mean it that way! No no I ment to cling to the bottom to avoid the stones!
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soo
*pats thighs*
any news while we wait?
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*Red drains from Lokyar's eyes with every struggle from Moby.*
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Is the draining good or bad?
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not sure
*looks into lokyar's eyes*
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What draining? *begins to panic.*
((Bad, once my eyes fade to black, I lose control of my magic, every spell ends, and I pass out. In this case, the cage collapses, you get covered in mud, but are free.))
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*suddenly has a guitar begins to play blind man and sings*. Blind man stood by the road and cried...
Post Merge: April 08, 2012, 11:17:01 PM
*off chord*. Nooooo! I just don't want u to be sad!
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*plays the harmonica*
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*eyes fade more as the guitar and it's player repeatedly knock against the cage. They go completely black, the cage collapses, Moby and his guitar are covered in mud -rendering the guitar inoperable- and Lokyar passes out.
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damn... now you got muddy strings... OMG LOKYAR
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*frowns at lokyar and sighs*. This my fault.... *sings chorus slowly and glumly* show me the way-ay-ay-ay waaaaay to go home....
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*MrRazot used REVIVE on Lokyar*
lol pokemans
you okay bud?
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*wakes up, the faintest tinge of red back in his eyes - extremely faint at that.*
What happened? And why is my fur damp?
((revive spray. :P ))
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*one sob for causing lokyars suffering*
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yay
*is relieved*
good thing i have my travel guitar :|
*unfolds guitar and plays a tune*
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*fights to drag his head round, still light-headed and finding it - but not painful - to move.*
Why are you crying? WHAT'S GOING ON?
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he made you black out
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*sigh* I dont understand... *begins to play days without you*
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I... I what? How? He was caged in some kind of mud cage!
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he struggled and your spell broke
on the bright side this elevator is supposedly going to ground level...
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*involentary twitches* it's it's ok just forget it *singing to his song *. Cuz days go by and still I think of youuu.... Days when I couldn't live mah life without you...
Post Merge: April 08, 2012, 11:32:04 PM
* still quietly crying*
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*elevator makes a ding and opens the door revealing a brick wall*
lol?
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MY spell? What do you mean?
*eyes are now back to normal redness, and a snake of mud wavers in front of him, seeming to signal to the reflective walls of the elevator and at his own forehead. He looks at the walls and sees his eyes slowly fading, and senses a stream of energy inside his body. He blocks the stream and the snake disintegrates.*
Ah.
*elevator moves slightly and shows a wall of earth.*
So this is ground level? Funny elevator. T_T
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*the trololo song plays through the speakers*
damn you trolling elevator :'(
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Lets dig. *starts digging at the wall, but any earth that is moved gets back into position before he can swipe again; he resorts to magic and gets through it quite a way, but however far up he digs, there is more earth. He ends the spell before he passes out again and returns to the elevator. As he leaves the tunnel it reforms back into a solid wall.
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*gets angry with his thoughts and grows bigger and fur turns from gray to black eyes fade to red*. UM NOT A MONSTER I DONT HURT PEOPLE aahghhh GET OUT OF MY HEAD! *just starts forcing his way through the earth in an angry frenzy*. NOZoO
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*the earth reforms behind him, and solidifies in front.*
Erm, Razot? What do we do? I think I am spent, and he just vanished into the earth wall!
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umm...
*looks out side of elevator*
hmm
*moby falls through roof again*
hmm
*looks at brown button*
hmm
*pushes the button above the brown button*
hmm
*the elevator goes down*
gah
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*the elevator opens onto what appears to be a clear field.*
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well that's logical
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* drags himself out in a sobbing mess*
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*walks out*
something just doesn't seem right...
*looks around*
it just seems...too quiet...
T_T
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That's what they all say their first time through... *cough*
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*just as the others rejoice, Lokyar frowns.*
This isn't what it seems!
*As he finishes, the floor drops away outside the elevator, leaving a trail for Moby to get back. All around is a good 8 thousand feet drop.*
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Like we didn't see that coming*yawn*. Miss hot coacoa ya know? With a nice Scottish grandma to sit next to... Yeah back in Ontario.... Ah oh well* walks back*
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lol moby, back you come
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Yea don't troll me buddy... I'm getting there
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*A gust of wind blows for the first time, knocking Moby off; he dangles by his forepaws and realizes that the floor is as thin as paper.*
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noes
*uses his guitar to help moby back*
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Huh *lets go*. Weeeeeeeee!
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NOES
*the elevator doors close as moby falls through the roof again*
oh thank goodness you're safe and alive :D
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I saw you fall all the way to the ground! You were an inch away!
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Yeah that happens almost every time I tried to kill mah self so I figured it save me too
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Oh!
*jumps through the hole in the elevator wall, and howls as he falls. You hear a sickening crunch far away, and he falls through the roof with lots and lots of broken bones.*
IT DOESN'T WORK!
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Forgot to mention that god cursed me w/ immortality.... Oops....
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*nanobots heal lokyar again*
lol, no escape :(
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*eats a nano bot*. Ok chemicals do your thing!
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*has one sides worth of legs reversed, and one leg on the other side is facing the wrong way.*
Stupid healy thingies!
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I fully agree tech sux * light appears In left hand and lokyars body is restored by one touch*. Huh. Surprised I can still do that...
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lol japanese tach is always dodge
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Any tech sux... *stares into space* except hot coacoa tech,,,, *sniff*
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*reads the buttons again and dials the number for elevator control.*
Operator: Moshi moshi!
Me: <Stream of expletives, each one is one that a pup should not learn till he is an old wolf.>
Operator: Excuse me.. Hello?... Can you stop for a second?
Me: <Runs out of expletives so switches to Japanese.>
Operator: Oh I say...
Me: <Runs out again so switches to another 5 languages including Wolf.>
*Operator hangs up.*
He deserved it.
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yea now he won't help us at all :'(
im going to enter another coma for a while... cheers
*collapses*
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Monsieur I did not detect le Francis inthere * grabs phone for operators and cycles through the standard and Canadian French swears then hangs up*. :p
Post Merge: April 09, 2012, 12:15:32 AM
I support coma! *collapses*
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*notices that Moby dialled a number for a random nearby house.*
Want some help dialling through to the operators instead of some random family?
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any ideas?
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Yes!
*door opens to reveal a swarm of dripping bugs; the liquid eats through the floor. The bugs do not seem inclined to advance however.*
That kinda spoils it though.
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uhmm...
this doesn't look too pleasing...
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*crafts a quick trophy out of nearby broken sections of wall.*
And the understatement of the decade trophy goes to.... MrRazot!!!!! Congratz!!!!
*hands over trophy.*
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let's just, close the door
*presses the close door button*
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*door closes. A bug randomly managed to wander inside before getting squished by the door; there are now a series of holes in the floor, including one in Lokyar's toe. He howls as he realizes; the acid must contain some local anaesthetic, which fades now.* :'( D:
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NOES!!!
*swings guitar at insect*
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*crying in pain, he fails to notice Razot nearly break his guitar on the door as he misses the insect; his eyes fade down to black as he wastes his energy trying to heal the wound and failing - he passes out. Luckily, the wound doesn't seem to be bleeding.*
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*jerks awake and scopes up lokyar and smashes the bug with his foot-paw. Begins to sing a lullibye again while finishes lokyars healing spell w/ his right hand*
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*doesn't notice the lullabye as he is unconscious; however, the healing spell seems to be transferring a small amount of energy.*
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Oh right forgot your out cold :p. *switches the light in his hands from channeling to a focused light at the finger tips, and taps lokyars forehead rendering him conscious again*
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*wakes up and still cries as no time seems to have passed for him; he remembers the pain acutely until he notices it wasn't there any more. The lullaby works its magic as usual.*
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*still holding lokyar as he picks up the ball and hands it to him*
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*stops crying as he noms on his ball; he is still upset over the pain, but his ball comforts him.*
*unintelligible muffled noises.*
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*still holding lokyar*
* begins to sway and sing another lullibye*
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*swings guitar at insect, killing it*
Noes!! D:
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*begins to nom on his ball less frantically; he seems to calm, and get tired.*
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*looks over at the dead bug while continueing to sing. Steps on it again*
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*is now merely hugging his ball as he begins to drift off to sleep.*
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Oh my phone as gps
*finds location*
It doesn't know where we are :P
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*murmurs* ...neither do I...
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*googles how to get out of haunted elevators*
The google fiend is at work
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*google comes up with one repeated answer: Die.*
*the elevator obviously does not want us to do so from earlier events.*
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Hmm... Just live life here? *still cradling lokyar*
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*is almost, but not quite asleep.*
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* goes to humming the lullibye while still craddeling lokyar*
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*falls to sleep.*
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*quietly chuckles and lays lokyar down along a miraculously still intact wall and has no idea what to do now*
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*door opens and a brass band appears; Lokyar stirs in his sleep - still unawake, but not for long.*
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*grows big w/ black fur and red eyes again *. *panting hard*. SHUT UP! *begins senslessly attacking the band ending the tune and replacing it with screams of pain and bloodshed*
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*screams enter Lokyar's dreams; he wakes up just as they end and begins to cry again, not opening his eyes to the bloodshed and thus unaware of it.*
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*snaps out of it to see all those he killed, then sinks to his knees and cries In synch w/ lokyar*
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*opens his eyes, sees the bloodshed and freezes; totally. He is rigid even if picked up, he stops crying; he even seems to stop breathing.*
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*turns as he realizes what lokyar saw and runs over to hug him- burrying lokyars face I to his left shoulder... Didn't attempt to sing this time, knowing its beyond him, then secretly licks some blood off his hand and smiles to the taste of it*
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*doesn't react and stays rigid to the point you could be fooled into thinking you were hugging a wooden statue.*
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*sits in corner deep in thought*
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*really has no retort and just whispers:*. I'm a monster...
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Why are you a monster?
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*still whispering* just don't get involved with religion kid....
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*leans over* explain?
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*turns fron rigid to extremely limp in an instant. He may be recovering; maybe shut the doors before he sees it again?*
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Aye, it's not important *turns to the pools of blood and begins to lap it up then shudders in happiness* tastes soooo good.... * continues to lap blood*
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*dangles into the blood, seemingly unaware that he is being held by the monster that killed the band, or that he is being dangled in their blood.*
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*sets lokyar aside and naws on a discarded arm*
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*finally recovers, howls, and runs in a random direction; away from the elevator.*
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Leaves too
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*is amazed how quickly this turned into a horror*
Wait, lokyar!
*Chases after lokyar*
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*falls through the ground. After a few seconds, you hear a sickening crunch from the elevator.*
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*stops after hearing the sound and comes back*. NOOO!
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* has a multitude of broken bones; all in each leg and every rib being some.*
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*begins to pant in disbelief and holds up his hands as they twitch and flex from some unseen power, they suddenly flash golden light as Moby forms a huge ball of the energy- he pants more and more until he releases all of it onto lokyar healing him instantly. Moby falls back and collapses breathing hard*
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*cowers in corner, gibbering incoherently*
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*still breathing hard and laying In the floor attempts to sing the lullibye:* hush little... Cub don't you.... Cry..... *moby dies*
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*keeps cowering in terror of this monster. After a few minutes, he notices the lack of motion, and heads over; when there was still no motion, he nuzzled him then jumped back.*
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*nothing happened as Moby is dead*
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*Lokyar's nose glows with a bright blue light with an orange spiral emanating from the source. He taps it to Moby's nose and runs to the corner before passing out. Moby's spirit looks round the Other Side and notices a beam of light come for him.*
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*spirit speaking*. Damn it... Just when I thought this curse wore off...
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*the light hits him; supplying a painful electric shock to his heart, similar to a defibrillator before he wakes up, back in the elevator in his normal body.*
*Lokyar is still passed out.*
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*blinks* huh...
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*begins to stir.*
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*gets up* gosh
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*opens his eyes and drags himself towards Moby, before licking him.*
...are... are you... ok? ...I feel...
*slumps*
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*sighs then also slumps*
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Okay guys *draws closer to the two*
You're not going to believe this but,
*draws closer and whispers, sending chills down lokyar and moby's spine*
I am the elevator
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You what?
*pokes Razot's foot.*
Nope, still fur. What are you saying?
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*is apparently going crazy*
Mwa ha ha ha!!!
*jumps out of elevator only to fall through the roof*
Owch
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*drags himself over to Razot and hugs him, in an attempt to bring him out of his madness.*
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*hugs back*
Heh heh... heh... :(
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*stands up* elevator, can I go home please? *doors ding to open up to the lobby*. Where'd I park that thing.... *walks out talking to himself, takes a moment to hand lokyar his ball and winks, and went about his way*
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That simple, huh?
*goes to walk out but the doors shut on him before the elevator starts flipping 180 degrees at random intervals.*
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*falls through the roof*. Damn it! My paws were on my Vauxhall's doors And everything!
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*On the ground dying of starvation and thirst*
why... why can't I get off this damned elevator!
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*kicks anoni*
where were you hiding?
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well... I tried to crawl out of the elevator because a hole was made in the wall, but... as you can see
*Tries to struggle*
one of my paws is stuck through the hole :'(
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im afraid there is only one thing for it
*takes out a hack saw with a menacing glint in his eye*
im going to have to cut you out
*starts cutting at the metal*
lol :P
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*Heart stopped for a bit but starts beating again*
RAZOT YOU EVIL FOX!
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*pulls a troll face*
Problem?
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*Jerks arm out of hole*
ahh, thank god
...now I just need some food or water
*passes out*
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Noooo
*has no food or water*
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*looks over*. Nooooo
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* 4 bowls of each come out of a slot on the floor behind Lokyar; he doesn't notice.*
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Food!
Damned elevator tempting me with my one weakness
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*Already ate 95% of the food and water*
ahh that was nice...
oh... you wanted some?
um... oops...
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:o uhh...
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Ahhhhhh
I feel fantastic now, So quenched and full, how you going everybody else?
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:o just... fine...
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Good :D
*Relaxes and starts to dose off*
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*starts eating anoni* :|
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*Wakes up and flails around, fending off Razot with a claw*
WOW MAN! what are you doing!
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*muffled my anoni's arm in his mouth*
i dunnow
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*Elevator door opens revealing a forest full of bananas and banana spiders*
...well man, if you're really hungry you can go get those bananas, just be careful of the deadly spiders.
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*breaths flame killing the spiders and cooking the bananas*
roar
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.*picks up another discarded limb from the brass band and begins to snack on it*
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*eats the rest of the food. but only manages to eat 3 of the 5 percent.*
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*mumbeling* ginger ale..... Hmm.... Where to find it?
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*bursts from a shack of bananas that is on fire, runs into the elevator before flailing and sprawling on the ground trying to smash a spider.* Oh thank you thank you, my banana fortress wasnt going to hold them off much longer.
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:o someone else
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*extends a paw and helps dingo up* hello there my friend! I am Moby and that's lokyar and razot
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*cowers in the corner.*
H...hi?
*flinches away from the scary lion*
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*slowly edges towards dingo*
hello...
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*Had a flaming banana spider land on his face from dingo's flailing*
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs about the elevator eventually getting the spider off and landing on Dingo*
OOMPH!
*getting up* um... hey, hey dingo :3
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*eats a roasted banana*
so delicious and moist
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*rolls eyes*. Do how long you been out here?
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Well... I'd say about 5 or 6 days...
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i think...ummm. i think uhh...
i dont know...
*goes back to corner*
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"Nice to meet you all. Thanks for saving me. I cant remember how long...I think i was outside time and space. It felt like years." Dingo smashes one more spider on his back...but looking around the elevator doesnt know what to do with the thing.
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*peeks his head through the top of the elevator*
"Any of you going to the 14th floor? I left my coffee cup up there and tried using the vents."
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*Is almost dead of dehydration*
OH MY GOD FREEDOM!
*is about to run then waits*
NO!
NO!
Your just another damn mirage! GO AWAY MIRAGE! *Cries in corner*
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*drops bottles of water in to the elevator and accidentally drops one on Anoni's head*
These were on top of the elevator o.o
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*Drinks water*
OH MY GOD!
MAGIC WATER MAN! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
*<is insane*
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I got stuck here when the elevator was rising D:
Can I come down now?
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YES MAGIC MAN
you can come down
So... the elevator broke a while ago magic man
I tried kicking it but it didn't budge, do you have any ideas oh great Water god?
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I think I might be able to do something
*opens up the control panel and begins prodding random things*
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*gets prodded.* Oi!
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*TacklesForever_Autumn*
Nuuuuuuu! Magic man
be careful, you poke the roof starer!
The roof starer says Anoni is crazy... but Anoni knows the roof starer is evil!
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*Looks at Anoni worridley*
You ok?
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*eyes open*
Also watch out for the gaping hole in the side
Oh and you should take note that this elevator is possessed and probably hates you.
*the elevator vibrates*
Yep... She hates you...
*closes eyes and almost goes comatose*
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Elevator mother is friend of Anoni,
She does good for Anoni
Don't listen to the Razot man Water god, he and Roof starer don't believe in glorious Elevator Mother :D
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As you can see... He is mad
*flails while drooling*
Ahghghghgh
*jumps his feet*
Woogle woolge woolge
*falls down again*
Oh so very... Mad.
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*looks round.*
nutters.
*looks back at the roof and cowers at something even the other insane ones cannot see.*
An angel of Elevator Mother!
*begins conversing with what appears to be a wall*
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*the elevator door opens revealing another elevator door*
Oh come on now!
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*exits from second elevator and enters the one everyone is in*
Boy, it sure is crowded in here. Might as well turn back.
*As I was about to return to the elevator I came from, the line snaps causing the elevator to fall*
*gasps*
My cell phone!
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*the elevator free falls for half an hour*
well this seems to be getting us no where
hello new person
welcome to the madness
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*sniff*
Hey, call me Joao.
*looks around*
How long have you been inside here?
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i'd say about 3-4 days
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*Bewilderment was stamped on to my face*
Ow! Who did that?... Everyone must be hungry. Am I right?
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SHUSH! Elevator Mother speaks!
*silence*
Bravo, Great Mother. Great Plan!
*elevator stops suddenly, smushing them all against the floor painfully into a fine paste. They all fall through the roof, unharmed but with full memories.*
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*climbs out the top of the lift and climbs up the cable to see what happened*
Be back in a sec!
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*is bewildered*
so now i know how oranges feel when they get juiced
-
*Is molded back to regular self*
...What just happened? I can't see. I'm blind!
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*has hands over joao's eyes*
guess who
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*calls from the cable*
THE CABLE SNAPPED ON THE COUNTERWEIGHT AND THE BRAKES DIDN'T START UNTIL WHENEVER!
*Slides down cable and jumps back in the lift*
Do you smell something burning?
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*is on fire*
No, why?
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*looks down at his paw*
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
*looks at the young pup*
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! D:
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YES!!! SWEET DEATH!!!
*ignites self*
WEEE HE HE HEEEEEE!!!
*elevator doors open and water floods elevator before draining*
NOOOOooo...
-
*makes robot noises*
AGH!
-
My electronic equipment. Worse day ever.
*looks at Autumn*
Sore throat?
-
oh... he's an android
-
*makes more robot noises*
D:
*points to throat and makes a spanner gesture*
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i dont have a spanner, do you?
-
*flings a nearby roughly-spanner-shaped bit of metal at Autumns throat*
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if that doesn't make you work then i don't know what
and thank you lokyar
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*uses spanner to reattach speech cabling*
Thanks Young Pup
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*closes eyes*
Ewevator Mother pwovides.
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Elevator Mother? I'm not understanding whatever going on in here?
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*Wakes up from being unconscious*
SEE!
SEE! Water god!
Water god SEE HE BRINGS US WATER!
HE BRINGS US WATER THE ELEVATOR MOTHER HAS PROVIDED
*Drinks from water*
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*attempts to pull open the elevator doors*
They won't budge :/
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*jumps backward as Anoni suddenly awakens*
Whoa. Something strange occurred again.
*sees Autumn having trouble and looks over then point to "Open door" button in red*
I bet if you press this it will open.
*presses the button and trap door open beneath me. grabbing a hold of the floor I hang there*
Help?
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oh dont worry
*stomps on joao's fingers*
you ill fall through...
*joao falls through the roof and lands on the floor*
...the roof
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*falls face first*
I'm dead, perfect. and this must be heaven
*looks up and sees that I'm in the same elevator.*
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"welcome to heaven. Name please?"
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"What, are you serious? I was only joking."
*crawls over to dingo and grabs hold of their fur*
This cannot be.
*cries*
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*begins hacking the lift*
This may take a while...
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*jumps onto joaos head and starts pulling at his ears*
Die unbeliever! You are in the heart of Elevator Mother!
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*waves hand in front of nose*
Who farted >:(
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*yelps*
That hurts!
*rolls around on the ground*
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*gets electrocuted after being knocked into the hacking panel*
Error! Damage sustained! Multiple component failures!
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diediediediedie! ACK!
*is squished*
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*rages and flipps everyone as though they were a table*
RAGE!!!
-
*gets thrown through the roof and falls down the shaft*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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*checks watch*
Wait for it
*Autumn falls through roof*
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I got you.
*catches Autumn, but notices how heavy they are and is flatten by the weight*
oof!
-
*watches autumn smash Joao through the floor and then continually fall through the hole again and again.*
Ewevator Movver provides waughs too!
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*puts on spy glasses and pulls out grappling hook and shoots it catches and they get pulled up back into the elevator safetly. Then I patch the elevator back together.*
perfection.
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*reaches terminal velocity and falls flat on his muzzle on top of the elevator*
Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh... Mechanic!!
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*Takes off spy glasses*
How did he get up there? I was for sure I had him with me.
*Holding a mechanical arm*
Aah!
*Drops the arm*