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Title: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 02, 2012, 03:24:28 PM
after a killer all nighter of zombie movies and games with my friends it got me wondering how we would survive a zombie apocolypse like walking dead style zombies, so how would you guys survive the zombie apocolypse  :)
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Ares the Ram on April 02, 2012, 03:49:41 PM
I'd prolly grab my golf clubs, i'd prefer a bat but I dun have one, and drive north into canada and hold out somewhere. Banking on zombies/virus dont like/cant stand the cold.
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 02, 2012, 03:59:41 PM
I would blare  power wolf or dethklock and hold out at a heavily fortified building \m/
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 02, 2012, 05:46:33 PM
i would take advantage of one particular design in south african architecture, tall walls with electrified fencing around every house, and hide in a house
:P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: LyrilaFox on April 02, 2012, 11:09:51 PM
Chosen location: Farm place in behind the mountains i live by, / Costco
Why? Becuse remote places are often void of zombies from lack of food, it has near ipassable terrain and its in a wide open feild so survival is good/ Costco's walls are often concrete. plus the suplies are given making living easy
Weapon: Bows and arrow/spear/ sword or knives
Why? eassilly replenishable and easy to make
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 02, 2012, 11:12:44 PM
good point in weapon choice.
anyone who uses guns in a zombie situation... is an idiot :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: George on April 02, 2012, 11:29:25 PM
I would wear a helmet.
Headcrabs can't break helmets, can they?
I'm not being serious.
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 02, 2012, 11:59:37 PM
no they cant but this is not half life its walking dead,

weapons: celtic sword haging in my room, my compound bow

protection: armored cars and light weight armor...with a wolf tail (a zombie apocolypse wont make me forget im a wolf)

location: a heavily fortitfied building or some place in the remote north

other: I would bring friends ,my xbox ,treadmills for exorcise and powering generators ,my dog cerby

Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 12:04:23 AM
read the book I AM LEGEND


not zombies but vampires, but that's pretty much what I would do
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 09:58:46 AM
THEY'RE NOT VAMPIRES...

...or at least they're not in the movies.

I would survive the zombie apocalypse by hiding in a closed mall, the security is pretty good, the alarms are pretty sensitive, lots of food and lots of stuff to do and lots of material to use as self defense is zombies manage to get in.
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 10:22:07 AM
lol the movie is rubbish compared to the book


good point but if an entrance is breached then you're screwed.
further more it's a lot of ground to cover with lots of possible ambush sites.
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 10:25:51 AM
That's true but you forget about mall grating doors.

those things can pretty much survive a car going at them let alone a few zombies. The alarms are also there to tell you if anything has been breached and exactly where. Also security cameras would be everywhere, so you can know exactly where the zombies are at any time...

...assuming you had power.
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 10:33:56 AM
that is true, but you would have to kill all the zombies that are in the mall first :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 10:42:19 AM
*Gets chainsaw*

Challenge accepted.
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 10:53:10 AM
ah the chainsaw


noisy and will attract more zombies
chance of the zombie blood splattering in your mouth/eye or any open wound, turning you into a zombie :P
good choice
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 10:54:39 AM
If you can't beat them, join them.

In all seriousness I'd just use my claws and my hand relativistic mass accelerator cannon :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 11:04:18 AM
lol


trust me, find a house wilth high walls around it :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 11:16:08 AM
so...

...a jail?
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 11:29:01 AM
that could work, just kill all the prisoners first and dispose of the bodies :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 11:34:14 AM
Well there isn't much food in prisons...

...maybe you could do something else with the bodies XD
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 11:42:55 AM
...


good point :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 03, 2012, 03:30:03 PM
anoni I really like your mall idea screw the prison but what happens when you do run out of food. wich will obviously be a looong while but you will eventuoly run out and being by yourself could only make you go mad also what if there is no power?
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 05, 2012, 04:08:27 PM
That's true, so eventually you will have to venture out in search of supplies.

by that time most of the zombie apocalypse thing will have died down and (if all humanity died) there would be but a few staggering zombies. So you might be able to get home and find a generator or search for more supplies. In the long term you will obviously eventually die or go insane from lack of social interaction, but I don't think you can stop that.
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 04:15:55 PM
you would think a hospital is a good place to go...
well it's not :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 05, 2012, 04:17:06 PM
You would think a zoo's a good place to go...

...nope think again
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 04:21:43 PM
you would think a petrol station would be a good idea...
it probably is...
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 05, 2012, 10:32:10 PM
well best way to stop you from going mad is to be with a group of friends but that will also have its own toll but you never want to be alone in that scenario
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 10:38:40 PM
make sure you're in a group
bait is always useful  >:3
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 05, 2012, 11:21:16 PM
depends on how you look at it, you do want people who know what they are doing and can watch your back but if you have a 10 year old son who plays with walkers or some moron who has no idea what a zombie is all they are good for is bait, so it ultimatly depends who it is your with
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 11:28:09 PM
true


also only gun you should use is a silenced pistol/smg.
silenced rifles can still make quite a bit of noise and should be used with caution.
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Kamoku on April 05, 2012, 11:56:53 PM
Exactly what I do every other day (sit in my room and not much).  Zombies can't break doors down.  Also, I barely eat/drink.  :P
Another thing, I live in the suburbs, most zombies would be in the city (the suburbs get nearly abandoned during the day due to everyone's job being in the city :P).
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 07, 2012, 09:26:55 AM
I always was confused that zombies had really good hearing, I mean they would have really good smell as well, so even a silenced pistol would only get you so far.

I think a bunch of fat kids to have around as bait might be a good idea XD I joke of course :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 07, 2012, 10:35:07 AM
no you dont, because you know its true  >:3
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 07, 2012, 12:31:35 PM
well yeah

Just don't want to offend any fat kids XD Just... you know... you're good bait... XD
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: serpington on April 07, 2012, 01:01:39 PM
depends what time they attack, if i'm at work i'm safe, i work on a navy base where worst comes to worst i steal a gun and hid on one of the ships for a while or they just lock the gates and i laugh. but if i'm at home i grab my dads swords (all of them X3) and head either to the nearby high school that i can secure the fences of or to the juvinal detension center near my friends place ^-^
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 07, 2012, 01:03:06 PM
I would try to avoid direct confrontation with zombies, but if you have to then yeah.

I would say a naval base would be a pretty excellent location for a zombie apocalypse, maybe a boat as well :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: serpington on April 07, 2012, 01:10:52 PM
especially when the boats just finishing it's re-stock before leaving, then you've got food, ammo, guns, personel who know what they're doing.....and really if a zombie outbreak happened in australia i think everyone will either leave the contry and laugh saying "sucked in, zombies can't swim" or move inland and laugh saying "look, the f##ker's turned to jurky"
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 07, 2012, 01:25:28 PM
zombies may be unable to swim
but the don't drown either
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: serpington on April 07, 2012, 01:45:30 PM
o.0 just thought of a scarier thought, what would happen the the sea animas that get exposed to the blood........ zombie sharks DX
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 07, 2012, 02:03:24 PM
If we were in a naval ship, the zombie sharks won't be able to get us, I mean, I guess they could try and with enough effort...

Have any of you seen the web series Xombie? :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 07, 2012, 02:17:28 PM
nope :P
have you read the zombie handbook survival guide by max brooks?
read it :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 07, 2012, 05:43:45 PM
If I was in a zombie apocolypse I now decided I would be using a battle axe and war paint jk

one thing I dont get in movies and games is why do the survivors not wear any protection like a good leather jacket or something to protect from bites and scratches
I would be doing that definately
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 07, 2012, 05:47:11 PM
i thought about that yesterday
how about one of those suits that they use to train police dogs?
or even just riot gear?
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: serpington on April 07, 2012, 10:06:44 PM
lol, see a guy strutting down the street in bomb disposal gear XD
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 07, 2012, 10:10:44 PM
lol exactly :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 07, 2012, 11:46:21 PM
I would just wear riot gear with a tail
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Shadowscales on April 08, 2012, 10:42:16 AM
I'd pack necessities in my laptop bag and backpack, staying at my dad's place (cherry farm)
I'd pick up any canned food I can, we have a dam and a water filter, it's hooked up to all of the taps, so all we'd need is a generator!

I'd use wooden spears as a main weapon, as they offer plenty of reach, can be stabbed into the heads and can be thrown.
I'd use my dad's .22 rifle as a long range and a hatchet as a close-range (if needed, ie: spear stuck)

My dad also has some nice possum traps, an air rifle, shotgun and a higher caliber rifle (not sure which)
I'd probably spend the rest of my money buying books, both for skills and some fiction for entertainment =P.
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 10, 2012, 12:30:18 AM
ok all good ideas but heres a game changer

in the deadspace series the alien like zombies known as the necromorphs have to be the most frightning and nearly implossible zombies to encounter but.....

what if instead of a zombie apocolypse there was a  NECROMORPH APOCOLYPSE

note: these are not ordinary zombies they are controlled by instinct and are intelegent, a decapitation wont do it you need to either load a sh*t tone of bullets into there chests or dismember them

they come in different forms

slashers: basic and common necromorph bladed arms

puker: pukes acid all over its prey

Stalker: a once adorable infant that has tentacles and want to eat you

the pack: children that are fast and atack in packs (they can be killed by once shot to the head though)

brutes: theyre name says it all aim for the back

and I can go on, basicly how would you survive this apocolypse more like how long would you survive
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: serpington on April 10, 2012, 03:48:34 AM
ahem, 50 cal sniper rifle, 50 cal magnum revolver, ak47 with frag attatchment, rpg, a few browning machine guns, a sword or two, incendiary frags, napalm and a few veatnamese/german inspired mines ^-^ i think i'd last till i run out of ammo XD
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 10, 2012, 11:24:26 PM
Ok well serpington if there is a necromorph apocolypse im going to stay with you lol you seem to have it all under control XD
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: serpington on April 11, 2012, 06:12:52 AM
lol, just need to fine somewhere to use as a home base XD
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 11, 2012, 11:11:53 AM
necromorph?
say hello to my minigun :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 11, 2012, 08:36:23 PM
mr razot a minigun wont do much unless it tears of its arms or legs you can kill them with shots to the chest it just takes AALLOOTT of bullets like i mean ALOT
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 11, 2012, 08:46:36 PM
You can use a minigun to chop down a tree and just go and google its rounds per minute :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: serpington on April 12, 2012, 04:26:00 AM
i'm not woried, 50cal rounds make really big holes X3
 
wait..... o.0 what if you modified a minigun.....to fire 50 cal rounds?........
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Shadowscales on April 12, 2012, 01:32:29 PM
Solution:
Generator(s) + High voltage electric fence!
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Luke White-Heart on April 12, 2012, 01:35:05 PM
Guns....lots of guns.... AHA! jk.
Lots of traps and turrets.
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 12, 2012, 01:55:46 PM
And imagine you modified the rounds to become .50 hollow points :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 13, 2012, 02:22:38 AM
Ok if you modified the minigun to shoot 5o. cal bullets hollow points tyr will envy you and the necromorphs will cry if they even hear tales of your god like sature
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: serpington on April 13, 2012, 04:12:34 AM
then mount them so theres two next to each other like they do with brownings and load then both with 1000 round belts with a tracer every 6th round ^-^ set up two of those covering each enterance to yur base and have four man teams maning them with teams of four with semi-automatic sniper rifles that fire either incendiary or explosive rounds to cover them and i think the enemy's will be to scared to try attacking us XD oh and chuck a couple rocket launchers and night vision goggles for every one....just to be sure ^-^
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Draco Vertolgr on April 13, 2012, 10:47:21 AM
Sepington tht jsut sound **censor** briliant
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 13, 2012, 01:15:46 PM
In a real zombie apocalypse, I would be screwed :P
Nope, no guns here.
I also am not in possession of a sword or weapon other than a cricket bat :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Luke White-Heart on April 13, 2012, 01:31:21 PM
Duh! Simple answer! LIGHTSABER+ME=ZOMBIE MASSACRE!!!!! XD
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: anoni on April 13, 2012, 04:29:16 PM
Yeah in a real zombie apocalypse I'd be screwed as well, in one of the most populated areas of a country that doesn't allow guns XD

That is, unless I was on my farm, in which case I could use my neighbours guns...
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 13, 2012, 04:51:28 PM
mind you, i do have a short african spear... though it is made entirely out of wood  and is entirely useless :P
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Puffy Cookie on April 15, 2012, 07:52:02 AM
um, funny enough, my friend lent me that zombie survival book so I have an idea on what to do.

Step one: switch too my skinny jeans and a long sleeved T-shirt.
Step two: grab my metal t-ball bat.
Step three: Quickly print off documents on basic survival (how to make weapons, crops, Australian stuff, etc)
Step three: Walk too the nearest gun shop (down the street)
Step four: Trade guns for information (don't care if it works or not)
Step five: Go to a hardware store
Step six: get a crowbar, some nails, maybe some pcp piping, 3 or 4 planks, a compass, and a bunch of other stuff, like a boiler,
dried food, a small generator, a torch that you wind up to power, and a radio that does that too.
Step seven: Go home
Step eight: fill any cups, bathtubs, buckets, bottles, bins even; with water while the water still works.
Step nine: break stairs and stay up stairs
step ten: entertain myself as much as I can with my family and maybe friends.
step eleven: pray to god that no crowd of zombies just magically appear.

that sort of stuff
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 15, 2012, 08:03:41 AM
they say the best melee weapon is a trench knife or a wakizashi
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Puffy Cookie on April 15, 2012, 08:15:00 AM
any type of short blade would do :3

I would think a machete would be best.
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: MrRazot on April 15, 2012, 08:23:41 AM
true
but a machete is more for hacking no?
mind you then that makes it more ideal as a tool and a weapon...
good call
Title: Re: how would you survive a zombie apocolypse
Post by: Puffy Cookie on April 15, 2012, 08:31:30 AM
why thank you very much good sir :3