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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: Wobbyx on April 02, 2012, 02:48:51 AM
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Everyone has jetpacks and unlimited fuel! Have fun!
*Rockets off*
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woah sick...
*flys off*
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*starts to lose control*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAWDY JASUS!!!
BLAM!
*crashes*
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*jetpacks down*
noes
*pokes remains*
lol
*flies off again*
:P
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*comes from nowhere and crashed against Razot* Ouch! >.<
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owch XP
*flies upside down*
wait waht?
*boom*
im okay
*jets up*
trololo
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*jets up randomly in the air*
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*Hovering on jet pack*
...nothing to do here
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/707/nothing-to-do-here-template.jpg.scaled500.jpg)
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*climbs out of crater, covered in dust*
right! this time im going to read the insturction manual!
*pulls out booklet and starts to read it upside down. (i might be concused)*
Hey it says here that if you didn't strap your tail down it will catch fire...
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Mother F....
*Tails on fire*
MY BUTT IS FLAMING...
...no homo
*FLIES AROUND WITH FLAMING TAIL*
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So that is the burning smell.
*hovers above water, letting his tail hang into it*
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*Flies over and steals wobbyx instruction manual*
oh god oh god oh god
*Frantically flips through pages why flying through the sky*
Ah hah! Water cool down feature! *presses a button and water puts out the fire on Anoni's tail*
...thank god!
*Still flying uncontrollably through the air however*
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*jets off, this time tail is firmly strapped down, in purisut of anoni as he spirals out of control*
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*watched tail turn to ashes*hmm... it would appear I have no tail... damnit
*jets off to amazon.com*
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*Why spinning out of control*
hm... it says here to stop spiraling out of control, you need to prove that tan(a + b) = (tana + tanb) / (1 - tanatanb)
DAMN WHY DID I THINK EXTENSION MATHEMATICS WOULD BE COMPLETELY USELESS!
*still flies out of control*
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*comes back with new fireproof tail taped on rather crudely*
do a barrel roll!
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I'm doing 2 a second! D:
Oh god I feel ill @.@
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*attempt to save anoni*
ahhgh
*receives an afterburner to the face*
ahghg
*saves anoni*
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*Vomits on MrRazot*
BLEH!
...thanks for saving me
*turns off Jet and clings onto MrRazot*
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you wellcome...
*jetpack reacts to sudden change in centre of gravity*
bugger
*spirals out of control*
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*Falls off*
WAIT I figured out the equation!
*Turns on jet pack and it works fine*
THE ANSWER IS 1 divided by the square root of two multiplied by pi!
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wait... i have played HAWX
*lowers nose to gain speed*
almost
*starts jetpack*
YES
*hits the ground*
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Inertia! Why you so unforgiving
*keeps flying up into the stratosphere*
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*jetpack explodes*
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*Flying to the magnetosphere*
Was... was that a explosion?
...the air is getting really thin...
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*is burning except for flame retardant tail*
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*Falls to the earth unconscious and covered in Ice and lands near MrRazot, where all the ice turns to water and puts out the fire for MrRazot*
...air....fin.....jake? Adventure...time....................
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*writhe in pain*
gahhgh
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Maybe... muffincopters... weren't a good idea
*Jet pack starts again and oxygen deprived anoni goes flying off into tthe sky*
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*is taken to hospital by medics with jetpacks*
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guys! its easy to use once you hit this LOCK ALITITUDE switch.
*hovers around 5 metres above the ground*
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*is back from hospital win a new tail*
sweet, but first
*jumps in a vat of fire retardant gel*
now i am safe
*Jets up*
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*Flying around*
I have no idea what I'm doing :D
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who does *swoops about*
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*Fiddling around with jetpack why flying through the air*
HOLY MOTHER OF CHICKEN! This jetpack has a cupholder! :D
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mine has a laser minigun :P
and a deathstar canon :P
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yeah... but....
mine has a cupholder XD
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i have no need for a cup holder, i have a poket cup
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrj66duuJ1qkyuuwo1_400.gif)
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Mine has a pup launcher! Check it out! *presses button and gets launched at high speed towards Razot, wearing a backpack of mysteriously organic-looking metal.*
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don't worry, i'm not smuggling drugs over boarders >_>
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*hits Razot in the muzzle at the apex of his ascent; moving slowly at this point.*
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owch...
*spills hot beverage out of pocket cup*
AHHeiii... ohhh
what was that for?
*kicks back*:P
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*goes flying from the kick, his pup launcher having left him sans jetpack. As he nears the ground his backpack turns into a new jetpack - just in time to ram him forcefully into the ground.*
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*fires charged deathstar laser at lokyar*
>:3 mwa ha ha
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*you see a massive crater with a fountain of lava in the exact center; balancing on this fountain is Lokyar, surrounded by a blue field of crackling force. His jetpack glowed green.*
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*american voice dub*
<poo> had just got reall
*zoom in to MrRazot's eyes*
prepare to defend yourself
*shoots laser minigun with action camera pan*
YAHHH!!!
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Woah, that was weird. *Jetpack changes colour with each hit, fading to orange then red. As it begins to spark, Lokyar jets away, dodging enough rounds to reset the shield.*
And where did this shield come from? I think I didn't ask for it!
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*record scratch noise and fast pan to MrRazot*
lol idk
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Hey this looks like fun! I gotta try this! :D
*Straps on jet pack and carefully straps in tail*
Let's do this! >:3
*Presses button to launch into air, but the jet pack explodes, jettisoning me sky high*
x_x
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*catches Sig just before he hits the ground, but gets knocked into the ground himself; the jetpack explodes and sends them both into the stratosphere.*
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Thanks for the catch, but my singed fur and ringing ears tell me we're in grave danger :o
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"---"
*the air gets sucked from his lungs as he begins the descent. He rapidly approaches terminal velocity.*
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do do do dooo
MrRazot to the rescue :P
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HEEEELLLPPP!!!! *is plummeting to the ground incredibly quickly; he will impact soon.*
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*swoops in and saves the day*
woot
*flies of with a cheesy grin and half-attempted salute*
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*starts making popcorn under jetpack burner*
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*Starts stealing the popcorn Wobbyx is making*
hehe :P
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*starts stealing wobbyx's afterburners*
lol :P
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*Steals Wobbyx*
Yeeeeeep XD
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damn... talk about going to far T_T
XP
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*Places Wobbyx onto a big pillar and flies around him*
I'm orbiting WobbyX!
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hey! wait what?! WOAH!
*falls off pillar*
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*flies under Wobbyx and catches him; his pup-sized jetpack cannot cope with the weight and begins to lose altitude. Quickly. Nevertheless, he refuses to let go of Wobbyx.*
I'll save you!
*fiddles with controls and only succeeds in making himself plummet faster.*
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SAVE YOURSELF!
*pushes lokyar away*
NO POINT IN BOTH OF US DYING!
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*is thrown away by Wobbyx's superior non-pup strength. Unfortunately, this means he is pointing even FURTHER down and crashes before Wobbyx. Ironically, the explosion cushions Wobbyx's fall and he lands unharmed, ignoring a couple of small fires; Lokyar however is flying high, but without his jetpack and with a lot of fire.
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oooooooooh... I did not think that one through...
*passes out in crater*
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*lands next to Wobbyx, creating a crater within a crater. Wobbyx rolls down the edge of this crater while unconscious, stopping on top of the flaming Lokyar.*
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*wakes up from his nap in the sky*
huh... what's goin on?
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*is slowly burning to death under Wobbyx; is also unconscious. Again.*
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turn down thee TV it might burn the music.............................
*rolls of lokyar, still unconscious*
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*flys in on a jetpack, making sure to keep far enough away from the flame so that I don't melt* :3
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*is now burning to death while exposed to the open air.*
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*throws water on Lokyar* :P
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*is now not on fire. Most of his fur is burnt away, but his skin seems relatively untouched.*
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so warm
*still unconscious and on fire*
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*Continue orbiting pillar*
You know, I could of saved Wobbyx and Lokyar, but I was just too interested in spinning around in circles :3
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*wakes up and sees anoni orbiting the pillar*
((nice sleep-typing there anoni.))
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Woo looks fun
*joins anoni*
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*staggers off to find a new jetpack, finds one, and starts erratically circling the pillar on a similar - and rapidly, repeatedly intersecting - orbit as the other two.*
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*Starts orbiting Razot orbiting the pillar*
WOOT I am the moon and the pillar is my sun!
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*orbits anoni, who is orbiting MrRazot, who is orbiting the pillar*
woot, binary planets :P
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*follows his erratic orbit until he hits anoni, but lightly; he holds on tightly.*
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AHHHHH!!!!!!
*starts getting burned by Lokyars jetpack that is pointing towards Anoni*
*Grabs Lokyar tightly and puts him on his back, unfortunately the extra thrust of the two jetpacks turns his circular orbit into a more of an eclips*
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*falls out of orbit into the "sun"*
noes :P
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*Stops orbiting the pillar and puts Lokyar on the pillar and takes away jet pack*
...too mean or just funny? *Starts flying around Lokyar* :P
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*is scared; the pillar is barely big enough for him, even while sitting.*
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*Flies over to Lokyar pushing him off the pillar than waiting a bit...
...waiting...
Starts swooping down to catch Lokyar, slowing his descent to a stop only half a metre off the ground*
hehe :P
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*howls as he falls; when he is caught, he looks round, sees it is the same fur who pushed him off, and bites his paw.*
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*In Lokyars poor decision, Anoni lets out a yelp and flings Lokyar into air accidently*
AHH DAMN!
*Flies over to Lokyar catching him again, this time having Lokyar face the other way* :P
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*twists and turns trying to identify his savior; when he is unable to, he licks his saviour's paws.*
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:3
*Puts Lokyar down and gives him his jetpack but flies away too quickly for Lokyar to his saviour* :3
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*shouts after:* "Thank you, kind fur!"
*flies back towards the pillar.*
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*Continues flying around in the sky* :P
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*wakes up*
huh.... why... why am I so warm?
*looks at arm*
huh... I'm on fire...
fire....
OH SWEET JASUS I'M ON FIRE!!!
*runs around screaming*
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*orbits some dust*
Lol
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*already has Jets but with limited fuel so he makes it unlimited*
*flies around randomly without purpose*
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*orbits a new planet formed from all the dust*
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*Flies to Razot's dust planet and gives it some new termite inhabitance*
WE ARE GODS!
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we will use them to take over the terminus system >:3
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All that's there is a bunch of batarian slavers and Merc groups, I say we take over CITIDAL SPACE!
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Mwa ha ha
take that udina
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*Ties Udina to a jet pack and flies him around dragging him across the ground* MWAHAHAHA
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lol serves him right for hating on me though i saved the galaxy :P
*follows Udina, kicking him*
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*Flings Udina back to space*
There! Now you can truly be part of the universe.
Now where was I, Oh! *orbits Razot some more* XD
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rofl
*floats past some ME3 spoilers*
damn so tempting
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*Grabs Razot and flies into near a rock*
I'm getting ME3 tomorrow, I have not watched a single youtube video on ME3, not even the latest trailers, I haven't played the demo or anything, I have gone out of my way to avoid spoilers
Don't... ruin.. this XD
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*floats past singing the literal trailer for ME3 by tobuscus*
i only know one spoiler and it's about tim (the illusive man) and his eyes
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STOOOOOOOOOP
Ok, so I am pretty sure the Illusive man is a robot, because his eyes look like one
BUT WHETHER OR NOT THAT IS OR ISN'T TRUE DO NOT TELL ME :'( :'( :'(
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*floats past anoni's field of view*
no he's not a robot :P well... imma keep quiet now :P
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*picks up speaker playing troll song*
hes a Reaper!
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*flies upside down*
trololo
i can vouch for that
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*Flies down on the ground and takes off jetpack*
nope... nope, not cool...
*walks away*
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*floats about after anoni*
sorryyyyyyy :'(
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*floats after anoni*
Dont believe me, i know less than you. is shepard in the sequel?
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Jetpack! I need a jetpack!