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Title: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 02, 2012, 02:48:51 AM
Everyone has jetpacks and unlimited fuel! Have fun!
*Rockets off*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 02, 2012, 10:42:57 AM
woah sick...
*flys off*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 02, 2012, 09:04:47 PM
*starts to lose control*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAWDY JASUS!!!
BLAM!
*crashes*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 02, 2012, 09:11:11 PM
*jetpacks down*
noes
*pokes remains*
lol
*flies off again*
:P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Thedrake on April 02, 2012, 11:04:48 PM
*comes from nowhere and crashed against Razot* Ouch! >.<
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 02, 2012, 11:09:57 PM
owch XP
*flies upside down*
wait waht?
*boom*
im  okay
*jets up*
trololo
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Thedrake on April 03, 2012, 12:16:55 AM
*jets up randomly in the air*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 10:03:16 AM
*Hovering on jet pack*

...nothing to do here

(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/707/nothing-to-do-here-template.jpg.scaled500.jpg)
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 03, 2012, 10:09:39 AM
*climbs out of crater, covered in dust*
right! this time im going to read the insturction manual!
*pulls out booklet and starts to read it upside down. (i might be concused)*
Hey it says here that if you didn't strap your tail down it will catch fire...
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 10:15:21 AM
Mother F....
*Tails on fire*

MY BUTT IS FLAMING...


...no homo

*FLIES AROUND WITH FLAMING TAIL*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 03, 2012, 10:21:32 AM
So that is the burning smell.
*hovers above water, letting his tail hang into it*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 10:23:24 AM
*Flies over and steals wobbyx instruction manual*

oh god oh god oh god

*Frantically flips through pages why flying through the sky*

Ah hah! Water cool down feature! *presses a button and water puts out the fire on Anoni's tail*

...thank god!

*Still flying uncontrollably through the air however*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 03, 2012, 10:31:51 AM
*jets off, this time tail is firmly strapped down, in purisut of anoni as he spirals out of control*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 10:32:48 AM

*watched tail turn to ashes*hmm... it would appear I have no tail... damnit
*jets off to amazon.com*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 10:34:59 AM
*Why spinning out of control*

hm... it says here to stop spiraling out of control, you need to prove that tan(a + b) = (tana + tanb) / (1 - tanatanb)

DAMN WHY DID I THINK EXTENSION MATHEMATICS WOULD BE COMPLETELY USELESS!

*still flies out of control*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 10:44:10 AM
*comes back with new fireproof tail taped on rather crudely*
do a barrel roll!
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 10:46:07 AM
I'm doing 2 a second!  D:

Oh god I feel ill  @.@
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 10:56:21 AM
*attempt to save anoni*
ahhgh
*receives an afterburner to the face*
ahghg
*saves anoni*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 10:58:26 AM
*Vomits on MrRazot*
BLEH!

...thanks for saving me

*turns off Jet and clings onto MrRazot*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 11:08:20 AM
you wellcome...
*jetpack reacts to sudden change in centre of gravity*
bugger
*spirals out of control*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 11:09:23 AM
*Falls off*
WAIT I figured out the equation!

*Turns on jet pack and it works fine*
THE ANSWER IS 1 divided by the square root of two multiplied by pi!
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 11:14:12 AM
wait... i have played HAWX
*lowers nose to gain speed*
almost
*starts jetpack*
YES
*hits the ground*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 11:15:23 AM
Inertia! Why you so unforgiving

*keeps flying up into the stratosphere*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 11:28:10 AM
*jetpack explodes*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 11:29:23 AM
*Flying to the magnetosphere*

Was... was that a explosion?

...the air is getting really thin...
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 11:37:36 AM
*is burning except for flame retardant tail*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 11:40:22 AM
*Falls to the earth unconscious and covered in Ice and lands near MrRazot, where all the ice turns to water and puts out the fire for MrRazot*

...air....fin.....jake? Adventure...time....................
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 11:46:42 AM
*writhe in pain*
gahhgh
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 03, 2012, 11:51:41 AM
Maybe... muffincopters... weren't a good idea

*Jet pack starts again and oxygen deprived anoni goes flying off into tthe sky*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 12:10:45 PM
*is taken to hospital by medics with jetpacks*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 03, 2012, 12:26:05 PM
guys! its easy to use once you hit this LOCK ALITITUDE switch.
*hovers around 5 metres above the ground*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 03, 2012, 12:41:00 PM
*is back from hospital win a new tail*
sweet, but first
*jumps in a vat of fire retardant gel*
now i am safe
*Jets up*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 05, 2012, 04:04:01 PM
*Flying around*

I have no idea what I'm doing :D
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 04:12:14 PM
who does *swoops about*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 05, 2012, 04:15:42 PM
*Fiddling around with jetpack why flying through the air*

HOLY MOTHER OF CHICKEN! This jetpack has a cupholder! :D
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 04:20:51 PM
mine has a laser minigun :P
and a deathstar canon :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 05, 2012, 05:53:41 PM
yeah... but....

mine has a cupholder XD
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 06:00:14 PM
i have no need for a cup holder, i have a poket cup
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrj66duuJ1qkyuuwo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 05, 2012, 07:26:45 PM
Mine has a pup launcher! Check it out! *presses button and gets launched at high speed towards Razot, wearing a backpack of mysteriously organic-looking metal.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 07:28:30 PM
don't worry, i'm not smuggling drugs over boarders >_>
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 05, 2012, 07:29:45 PM
*hits Razot in the muzzle at the apex of his ascent; moving slowly at this point.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 07:31:57 PM
owch...
*spills hot beverage out of pocket cup*
AHHeiii... ohhh


what was that for?
*kicks back*:P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 05, 2012, 07:33:36 PM
*goes flying from the kick, his pup launcher having left him sans jetpack. As he nears the ground his backpack turns into a new jetpack - just in time to ram him forcefully into the ground.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 07:36:16 PM
*fires charged deathstar laser at lokyar*
 >:3 mwa ha ha
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 05, 2012, 07:40:00 PM
*you see a massive crater with a fountain of lava in the exact center; balancing on this fountain is Lokyar, surrounded by a blue field of crackling force. His jetpack glowed green.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 07:43:44 PM
*american voice dub*
<poo> had just got reall
*zoom in to MrRazot's eyes*
prepare to defend yourself


*shoots laser minigun with action camera pan*
YAHHH!!!
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 05, 2012, 07:47:47 PM
Woah, that was weird. *Jetpack changes colour with each hit, fading to orange then red. As it begins to spark, Lokyar jets away, dodging enough rounds to reset the shield.*

And where did this shield come from? I think I didn't ask for it!
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 07:49:35 PM
*record scratch noise and fast pan to MrRazot*
lol idk
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Sigcutio on April 05, 2012, 08:24:14 PM
Hey this looks like fun! I gotta try this!  :D


*Straps on jet pack and carefully straps in tail*


Let's do this!  >:3


*Presses button to launch into air, but the jet pack explodes, jettisoning me sky high*


 x_x
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 05, 2012, 08:26:38 PM
*catches Sig just before he hits the ground, but gets knocked into the ground himself; the jetpack explodes and sends them both into the stratosphere.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Sigcutio on April 05, 2012, 08:29:17 PM
Thanks for the catch, but my singed fur and ringing ears tell me we're in grave danger  :o
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 05, 2012, 08:38:27 PM
"---"

*the air gets sucked from his lungs as he begins the descent. He rapidly approaches terminal velocity.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 10:15:42 PM
do do do dooo
MrRazot to the rescue :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 05, 2012, 10:19:45 PM
HEEEELLLPPP!!!! *is plummeting to the ground incredibly quickly; he will impact soon.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 05, 2012, 10:36:19 PM
*swoops in and saves the day*
woot
*flies of with a cheesy grin and half-attempted salute*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 06, 2012, 06:35:17 AM
*starts making popcorn under jetpack burner*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 07, 2012, 09:23:46 AM
*Starts stealing the popcorn Wobbyx is making*

hehe :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 07, 2012, 10:32:49 AM
*starts stealing wobbyx's afterburners*
lol  :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 07, 2012, 12:32:35 PM
*Steals Wobbyx*

Yeeeeeep XD
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 07, 2012, 01:10:13 PM
damn... talk about going to far T_T
 XP
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 07, 2012, 01:23:19 PM
*Places Wobbyx onto a big pillar and flies around him*

I'm orbiting WobbyX!

Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 09, 2012, 12:19:09 AM
hey! wait what?! WOAH!
*falls off pillar*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 09, 2012, 12:22:29 AM
*flies under Wobbyx and catches him; his pup-sized jetpack cannot cope with the weight and begins to lose altitude. Quickly. Nevertheless, he refuses to let go of Wobbyx.*

I'll save you!

*fiddles with controls and only succeeds in making himself plummet faster.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 09, 2012, 12:30:48 AM
SAVE YOURSELF!
*pushes lokyar away*
NO POINT IN BOTH OF US DYING!
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 09, 2012, 12:33:35 AM
*is thrown away by Wobbyx's superior non-pup strength. Unfortunately, this means he is pointing even FURTHER down and crashes before Wobbyx. Ironically, the explosion cushions Wobbyx's fall and he lands unharmed, ignoring a couple of small fires; Lokyar however is flying high, but without his jetpack and with a lot of fire.
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 09, 2012, 12:40:58 AM
oooooooooh... I did not think that one through...
*passes out in crater*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 09, 2012, 12:43:35 AM
*lands next to Wobbyx, creating a crater within a crater. Wobbyx rolls down the edge of this crater while unconscious, stopping on top of the flaming Lokyar.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 09, 2012, 07:10:26 AM
*wakes up from his nap in the sky*
huh... what's goin on?
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 09, 2012, 07:20:08 AM
*is slowly burning to death under Wobbyx; is also unconscious. Again.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 09, 2012, 07:35:33 AM
turn down thee TV it might burn the music.............................
*rolls of lokyar, still unconscious*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Kamoku on April 09, 2012, 07:37:48 AM
*flys in on a jetpack, making sure to keep far enough away from the flame so that I don't melt*  :3
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 09, 2012, 07:38:33 AM
*is now burning to death while exposed to the open air.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Kamoku on April 09, 2012, 07:39:48 AM
*throws water on Lokyar* :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 09, 2012, 07:49:27 AM
*is now not on fire. Most of his fur is burnt away, but his skin seems relatively untouched.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 09, 2012, 10:43:00 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so warm
*still unconscious and on fire*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 09, 2012, 07:10:42 PM
*Continue orbiting pillar*

You know, I could of saved Wobbyx and Lokyar, but I was just too interested in spinning around in circles :3
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 09, 2012, 07:12:38 PM
*wakes up and sees anoni orbiting the pillar*

((nice sleep-typing there anoni.))
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 09, 2012, 07:22:09 PM
Woo looks fun
*joins anoni*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 09, 2012, 08:01:28 PM
*staggers off to find a new jetpack, finds one, and starts erratically circling the pillar on a similar - and rapidly, repeatedly intersecting - orbit as the other two.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 11, 2012, 09:30:30 AM
*Starts orbiting Razot orbiting the pillar*

WOOT I am the moon and the pillar is my sun!
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 11, 2012, 11:16:20 AM
*orbits anoni, who is orbiting MrRazot, who is orbiting the pillar*
woot, binary planets :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 11, 2012, 11:17:38 AM
*follows his erratic orbit until he hits anoni, but lightly; he holds on tightly.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 11, 2012, 11:26:14 AM
AHHHHH!!!!!!

*starts getting burned by Lokyars jetpack that is pointing towards Anoni*

*Grabs Lokyar tightly and puts him on his back, unfortunately the extra thrust of the two jetpacks turns his circular orbit into a more of an eclips*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 11, 2012, 11:30:55 AM
*falls out of orbit into the "sun"*
noes :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 11, 2012, 12:09:58 PM
*Stops orbiting the pillar and puts Lokyar on the pillar and takes away jet pack*

...too mean or just funny? *Starts flying around Lokyar* :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 11, 2012, 12:11:08 PM
*is scared; the pillar is barely big enough for him, even while sitting.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 11, 2012, 12:12:30 PM
*Flies over to Lokyar pushing him off the pillar than waiting a bit...

...waiting...

Starts swooping down to catch Lokyar, slowing his descent to a stop only half a metre off the ground*

hehe :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 11, 2012, 12:14:48 PM
*howls as he falls; when he is caught, he looks round, sees it is the same fur who pushed him off, and bites his paw.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 11, 2012, 12:16:13 PM
*In Lokyars poor decision, Anoni lets out a yelp and flings Lokyar into air accidently*

AHH DAMN!

*Flies over to Lokyar catching him again, this time having Lokyar face the other way* :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 11, 2012, 12:17:38 PM
*twists and turns trying to identify his savior; when he is unable to, he licks his saviour's paws.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 11, 2012, 12:19:14 PM
:3

*Puts Lokyar down and gives him his jetpack but flies away too quickly for Lokyar to his saviour* :3
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 11, 2012, 12:20:32 PM
*shouts after:* "Thank you, kind fur!"

*flies back towards the pillar.*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 11, 2012, 12:22:42 PM
*Continues flying around in the sky* :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Wobbyx on April 11, 2012, 01:37:19 PM
*wakes up*
huh.... why... why am I so warm?
*looks at arm*
huh... I'm on fire...
fire....
OH SWEET JASUS I'M ON FIRE!!!
*runs around screaming*

Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 11, 2012, 01:41:06 PM
*orbits some dust*
Lol
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Aeon Firebrand on April 13, 2012, 01:57:06 PM
*already has Jets but with limited fuel so he makes it unlimited*

*flies around randomly without purpose*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 13, 2012, 02:48:57 PM
*orbits a new planet formed from all the dust*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 13, 2012, 04:07:21 PM
*Flies to Razot's dust planet and gives it some new termite inhabitance*

WE ARE GODS!
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 13, 2012, 04:17:24 PM
we will use them to take over the terminus system  >:3
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 13, 2012, 04:26:19 PM
All that's there is a bunch of batarian slavers and Merc groups, I say we take over CITIDAL SPACE!
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 13, 2012, 04:49:08 PM
Mwa ha ha
take that udina
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 13, 2012, 05:20:33 PM
*Ties Udina to a jet pack and flies him around dragging him across the ground* MWAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 13, 2012, 05:26:06 PM
lol serves him right for hating on me though i saved the galaxy :P
*follows Udina, kicking him*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 13, 2012, 05:36:34 PM
*Flings Udina back to space*
There! Now you can truly be part of the universe.

Now where was I, Oh! *orbits Razot some more* XD
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 13, 2012, 05:39:50 PM
rofl
*floats past some ME3 spoilers*
damn so tempting
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 13, 2012, 05:43:23 PM
*Grabs Razot and flies into near a rock*
I'm getting ME3 tomorrow, I have not watched a single youtube video on ME3, not even the latest trailers, I haven't played the demo or anything, I have gone out of my way to avoid spoilers

Don't... ruin.. this XD
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 13, 2012, 05:49:06 PM
*floats past singing the literal trailer for ME3 by tobuscus*
i only know one spoiler and it's about tim (the illusive man) and his eyes

Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 13, 2012, 05:49:56 PM
STOOOOOOOOOP
Ok, so I am pretty sure the Illusive man is a robot, because his eyes look like one

BUT WHETHER OR NOT THAT IS OR ISN'T TRUE DO NOT TELL ME  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 13, 2012, 05:54:42 PM
*floats past anoni's field of view*
no he's not a robot :P well... imma keep quiet now :P
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 13, 2012, 08:16:03 PM
*picks up speaker playing troll song*

hes a Reaper!

Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 13, 2012, 08:48:08 PM
*flies upside down*
trololo
i can vouch for that
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: anoni on April 14, 2012, 06:20:10 PM
*Flies down on the ground and takes off jetpack*

nope... nope, not cool...
*walks away*
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: MrRazot on April 14, 2012, 06:22:23 PM
*floats about after anoni*
sorryyyyyyy :'(
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on April 14, 2012, 06:33:14 PM
*floats after anoni*

Dont believe me, i know less than you. is shepard in the sequel?
Title: Re: Jetpacks!
Post by: Maleficent on April 24, 2012, 02:41:29 PM
Jetpack! I need a jetpack!