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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Tator_dog on June 10, 2007, 02:54:41 AM
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The thing is anything that normaly happens were you live you make it the other way in solviet russia. Heres how it goes
In Solviet Russia Cow milk you......See were u live u milk the cow. Just put IN SOLVIET RUSSIA and then the oppisite and you just played the TSROG. If you have a picture of the thing that is happening in solviet russia bonus points. I will chose whos solviet russia jokes r the best so keep em comming. Good luck and no racist jokes. I heard hundreds of em so plz dont post em. THX!
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Ok well umm i guess im first....In Solviet Russia window crashed into me...hehehe
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ok............stupid but ok arf
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!
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In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!
=3
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In soviet Russia
Clown laugh on inside.
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In soviet Russia
Clown laugh on inside.
-_-.....um.....ok then :sick:
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In Soviet Russia u hate the ones u love and u love the ones u hate....whaaa....? ???
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(Yakov impression)
In America, you read books. But in Soviet Russia, books read YOU!
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I like this thread. Its odd but cool.
In solviet Russia Video Games Play You
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in soviet russia the grass gives you a hair cut!! lol thats kinda dumb...... :umm:
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-_-.....um.....ok then :sick:
I guess we know how much thought you put into that one.
May haps it's too cerebral.
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-_-.....um.....ok then  :sick:
I guess we know how much thought you put into that one.
May haps it's too cerebral.
Try something a little simpler.
In solviet russia books read you
In soviet russia dogs walk you
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wow i haven dune this in a long time.
in soviet russia:
you dont drink the drink, it drinks you.
in soviet russia:
you dont pray for peace, it prays on you.
sorey Tator dog but i gest could not
stop my self from dubing.
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haha yea.... :yeah-yeah: ok so i dont put alot of thought into stuff i've got other things on my mind but at least i tried =3
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Hmm, let me try.
In Soviet Russia, the cheese cuts you.
:peek:
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hehe lol
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In soviet Russia, Google searches YOU!!
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In soviet Russia, pictures draw YOU!
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In Soviet russia Bad sleep on you :sleepytime:
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In Soviet Russia,T-shirt reads YOU!!
http://static.syswear.com/images/t-shirts/folded/in_soviet_folded_marge_red_folded.png
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Lol! It's red too.
In Soviet Russia new shoes break you in.
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In Soviet Russia, the horse rides you.
:snicker:
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:snicker: I LOVE Roses, wildogs, and emphermals jokes now. good job so keep posting =3
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(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1629/signreadsyouia7.jpg)
The image says it all.
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In Soviet Russia...
...The Roflcopter Laughs At You
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In Soviet Russia money saves you.
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In Soviet Russia, forums post on you :P
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in soviet russia, you arrest the police
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In soviet Russia, food eats YOU!!
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In newengland cats drive cars ( no sence at all )
http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi114.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn267%2FEdmond_013%2FCats%2Fdrivingcat7jo.jpg&searchTerm=Cats%20driving&pageOffset=6
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lol the cats name is kinky
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In newengland cats drive cars ( no sence at all )
Frankly that doesn't fit the game rules because cars don't drive cats.
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In newengland cats drive cars ( no sence at all )
Frankly that doesn't fit the game rules because cars don't drive cats.
In new england they do. The pic is of my cat driving
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***Removed sexual vulgar comment***
***Ephemral***
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+++2 lol in soviet russia the paper writes on the pencil
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+++2 lol in soviet russia the paper writes on the pencil
XD That's a hilarious one :p
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in soviet russia:
the computer computs you. lmbo
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okie, hmmm In Solviet Russia, the fish eat you? I have no idea, i'm no good at this stuffies :sniffle:
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you dont sell on ebay, ebay sells you
dont give up nosilax you will get the
hang of it :)
I uste to play this as a drinking game lol
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lol, soon maybe, and i bet thats why your good at it, i'm not all that good :no:
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you dont get it, it got you
read the other post it helps.
thers so maney good ones hear:)
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lol, i'll just let the good people do it ^^
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In soviet Russia, taxes pay you!!
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In soviet Russia:
you dont lison to music, it lisons to you.
lol dident sony try that once. ???humm
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In soviet Russia:
you dont watch tv, tv looks at you
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you dont watch tv, tv looks at you
... shouldn't it be "tv watches you"?
IN soviet russia, the games play you!
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In Soviet russia, pyong emoticons you :P
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In Soviet Russia you surrender to the French.
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OOOO thats mean.
in soviet russia, jamaica tours you!! (idk)
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^ good one ephemral. and likes the new ones :)
< is French
in soviet russia:
you dont drop bombs, thay drop you
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lol thats a good one, and im french too (related to marie antionette. ( thats what my dad said)
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in soviet russia:
you dont get a pain, you get a tickel
hugs lynxfox101 fore being a Frenchey
watch out for that sword. lol
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=3 yay hugs!!
in soviet russia, you shoot the army
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In Soviet Russia all your us belong to base....meh
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In soviet russia:
you dont download files, you download girls
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In soviet russia:
you dont download files, you download girls
(Starts downloading his Kaptain) =3
In Soviet Russia, jokes tell you!
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In Soviet Russia, Us -r- Toys.
*smacks self in head*
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Good luck and no racist jokes
That was said in the first post. And you're inferring making an entire thread on how Soviet Russia was backward or different isn't racist?
Hmm..
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in Solviet Russia, the cheese eats the mouse.....?? =s
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Good luck and no racist jokes
That was said in the first post. And you're inferring making an entire thread on how Soviet Russia was backward or different isn't racist?
Hmm..
Soviet Russia never was backwards. The "Russian reversal" was a a series of jokes popularized by Ukranian-born painter and comedian Yakov Smirnoff. They were started as an observation on Communist life in the Soviet Union.
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< konw exatley wear this came from
this was a ussr solder drinking game that came to the usa
buy vladermear ustova wen he defected to the usa in 1981
the onley way I know this is I played this game
with him and other's in 1985/87 wen ustova got his us citizenship.
ustova and yakov smirnoff be came grate frends over this game
and the things that thay in comin. thay soon after started a groop
to help uthers from the soviet union defect to the usa.
jest a footnote
a soviet general blamed this game < I wish I cood remember his name
for wold war 3 from never happing.
(thay started to beleave the stores)
we all owe this gave a lot
and yes thay still play this game
and we do to, cos its fun
I lost track of ustova in 1998
I hope he is doing well,
he was like a father to me
and I miss his frendship
a grate deal.
in Solviet Russia:
you dont punch a time card, it punches you.
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(oww it punched me)
in soviet russia, humans are actually smart
((just playing the part, humans are actually very smart....))
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in soviet russia:
you dont turn on a light, it light you up
lol thanks lynxfox101
I neaded that
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In Soviet russia, you no hungry for hot pockt. Hot pocket hungry for you! o:
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Ha ha... that was a great one Kero-chan.
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In Soviet russia:
you dont toast bread, bread toast you
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In Canada you drive car.
In Soviet Russia Car drive you
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in soviet russia, the you interogate the invesigator.
hoo whats up wit the red "a"?
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idk.
In SR, a guitar plays you.
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In Canada you shovel snow
IN Soviet Russia snow shovel you
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Hoo can't answer. I put them there to correct his spelling. Plus they're red.
In Soviet Russia homes get put in old people.
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/\ oh dear.
In SR, ramen eats you
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In Canada you listen to Rush
In Soviet Russia Rush listens to you
(BTW Rush is greatest Canadian rock band :D
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I've heard OF them, but not heard them.
In SR, the printer prints you.
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In Canada Ozzy bites head off bat
In Soviet Russia bat bite head off Ozzy
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haha I like that.
In SR, mailmen bark at dogs!
Ok. I'm ganna go take a nap. See yall l8r!
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latah
in SR you keep the fan cool. XD
hey so shadow whats ur imvu?
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my IMVU Is ShadowtheHedgehog13
In Canada you play video game
In Soviet Russia video game plays you
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you like video games do you?
In SR, Canada OH's!
(smacks self in head and stomps around in a fountain yelling STUPID STUPID STUPID!)
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you like video games do you?
In SR, Canada OH's!
(smacks self in head and stomps around in a fountain yelling STUPID STUPID STUPID!)
... :yeah-yeah:
Posted on: July 01, 2007, 11:25:00 PM
In Canada government screws you
IN Soviet Russia you screw government
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In soviet Russia double post merge the moderators.
BTW. Modify your post instead of double posting.
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in Soviet Russia, Cow milks You.....
OMG, i just realised how wrong that sounds.... :sick:
EDIT: whoops, i thought i'd heard that somewhere before... it was the very first post on this thread.... Whoopsy!
ROWR!!!!!!!!!
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*gets milked by the cow* ouchie. my utters hurt now.
In SR, the piano plays you.
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In Canada you give birth to baby
In Soviet Russia baby give birth to you!
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In Canada you give birth to baby
In Soviet Russia baby give birth to you!
no wonder i have a baby face.
In SR, marathons run you.
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In Canada you smoke marijuana
In Soveit Russia marijuana smoke you!
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no. just...no.
In SR, people chat with you.
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Haha lmao
In Canada you shovel snow
In Soviet Russia snow shovel you!
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In SR, a poncho wears you!
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In Canada you shoot gun
In Soviet Russia gun shoot you! :boom:
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In SR, keyboards type you.
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In Canada you do crime.
IN Soviet Russia crime do you!
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i don't do crime.
In SR, cheese eats you.
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In Canada you watch hockey
IN Soviet Russia hockey watch you!
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In SR, hockey loves me!
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In Canada you walk on sidewalk
IN Soviet Russia sidewalk walk on you!
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ouch that might hurt
in SR, money pays for you
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In Canada we see wolves and foxes
In Soviet Russia wolves and foxes see you!
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In Canada, you pay overdue bills
In Soviet Russia, overdue bills PAY YOU! :peace: (LETS GO!!!) =3
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In SR, guns shoot you.
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In Canada government screws you
In Soviet Russia you screw government!
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you said that already.
In SR, Us-R-Toys
=3
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In Canada you fix broken stuff
IN Soviet Russia broken stuff fixes yoU!
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In SR, Jesse pwns you!
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in SR, games play you
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in SR the funk eats you :snicker:
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In SR, you teach teachers.
:D
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In Soviet Russia, diseases get you
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In SR, guitar strings break you.
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in SR guiatr hero plays you
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In SR, you give birth to your mama.
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in SR u dont hate rush hour-rush hour hates u
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In Hawaii You surf Waves
IN Soviet Russia Waves Surf you!
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In soviet russia, water swims in you
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in SR u maderate moderatiors :P
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In Canada drive snowmobile
In Soviet Russia Snowmobile Drive you!
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In Soviet Russia, Gods worship you!
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In SR, good is soup
*looks up in confusion*
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*reads Magnum's Post brain over heats*
In Canada you pay highway toll
In Soviet Russia highway toll pay you!
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In SR, Jesse calls me.
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In Soviet Russia, ferrets own you. :P
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In Canada you use Fire Fox browser.
IN Soviet Russia Fire Fox Browser uses you!
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in soviet russia cup drinks you
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In SR, women get you!
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In Canada you light off fireworks
In Soviet Russia fireworks light off you!
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/\ouch.
IN SR, Guitar picks you.
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In soviet Russia, tongue bites you (I had inspiration for that one *rubs his tongue*)
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/\ouch
In SR, a head shaves Brittany.
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in sr funny was that ^
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In Soviet Russia Micheal Jackson looks good!
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/\i highly doubt it
In SR, dogs fight with Micheal Vick
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In soviet Russia, can opens you
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in SR.......michael jackson goes for girls and his own age
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In Canada you get pop ups
in Soviet Russia pop ups get you!
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((^idk about that....pop ups get alot of people in the usa too man....)))
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In Tennessee you eat squirrel
In Soviet Russia Squirrel eat you!
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(WE DO NOT!!!!!)
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In Canada you camp in a tent
In Soviet Russia tent camps in you!
(lol not what I hear from truckers. My dad's gettin squirrel meat) XD
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in the US we make swords
in soviet russia, swords make us DX
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In Canada you freeze the puck before a hockey game
In Soviet Russia the puck freezes you!
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In Canada you camp in a tent
In Soviet Russia tent camps in you!
(lol not what I hear from truckers. My dad's gettin squirrel meat) XD
u ppl make us sound like hicks i have never had squirll quail possum racoon or anything like that in my intire life!
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((i've had quail, turtle, rattlesnake and deer...none of which tasted like chicken.... 'twas good though))
In Soviet Russia, snowball throw you!
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In SR, trucks drive truckers.
10-4 GOOD NEIGHBOR!!!
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In Canada Adam Sandler makes good golfer :D
In Soviet Russia golfer makes good Adam Sandler!
(i've had deer, moose, rabbit, (soon squirrel), and wild Turkey)
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(deer is discusting. even though i live in southern Ohio, where I am SUPPOSE to like that stuff, i still hate it. yuck)
In SR, you hit deer.
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In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks you!
(my cousin hunts to keep up his crazy Marine sniper skills. But he always eats or makes sure everything gets used. Deer is good if you get it from where he lives in Paso Robles. They have about a million or so oak trees and open fields so its all sweet grass and acorns for those deer. Plus they sneek feed from the cattle ranches.)
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In Canada we make cars
In Soviet Russia car makes us!
(Heh...few years back my dad hit a deer with his car at like...10:30pm it totalled the front of the car and IT WAS ONLY A DOE!)
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((you should go to snopes.com and check out how a moose totally can opened the car...))
In Soviet Russia, you are bear's rug!
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/\ouch
In SR, computers use........wait. Home computers are more avalible now than they were. Never mind. NEXT!!
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In Soviet Russia, refrigerator stick you with magnet!
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In soviet Russia, house lives in you
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In SR, people chat with me.
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((i dunno if this one was used already but oh well))
In soviet russia you don't find happiness it finds YOU!
((yes I suck...sue me :P))
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In Canada Weird Al makes parody of song
In Soviet Russia song makes parody of Weird Al!
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In US, I kick you into wall...
In Soviet Russia, You kick me into wall...but then I still get up and pwnx0r you.. ^^
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In soviet russia you don't watch the tv it watches you
((>.<))
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In soviet Russia, Iron Curtain hangs you!
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In soviet russia stalkers don't stalk you, you stalk them =O
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In soviet Russia, soda drink you!
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In Soviet Russia, soap washes with you!
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In Soviet Russia, animals dress as people!
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In Soviet Russia -
burger eats YOU!
(http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=707679153&PhotoAlbumId=1065725860&PhotoId=5319638542)
I made that, but I don't think it's showing...=/
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In hockey... you hit puck with stick...
In Soviet Russia.... Puck hit you with stick.
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In Canada we pay $1 a litre for fuel/petrol
In Soviet Russia Fuel/petrol pays you $1 a litre
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((i dunno if this one was used already but oh well))
In soviet russia you don't find happiness it finds YOU!
((yes I suck...sue me  :P))
IN SR U DONT SUE PPL....PPL SUE YOU!
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IN SR sky doesn't kill me I KILL HIM!!
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not even SR could change the fact that i kill you lol
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In SR, shut up you please..............*looks away in confusion*
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in SR my feeling hurt jesse
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in soviet russia, apology note write you!
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In Canada you stick tung to pole
In Soviet Russia pole stick tung to you!
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In soviet russia, Cup Noodles microwave you! (don't make Cup Noodles in the micro anyway, you'll get cancer from melted styrofoam chemicals leaching in...though hell, the ramen will probably give you cancer too...)
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In Soviet Russia, fast food is good for you!
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In Soviet Russia, man bite dog!