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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: Cami The Platypus on January 10, 2012, 02:15:11 AM
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Goblins have taken over earth and you must do what the title says. The rules are that you can die but then you resurrect and your out of the game. Any weapons are allowed. No hurting teammates unless your possessed or on the goblins team. Magic is allowed. Vehicles are allowed XP . And remember... Destroy them all. (and try to have some fun)
*Cami wakes up to the stomping of feet and gets his daggers ready*
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*Two goblins fall over dead next to Cami* "Die you filthy little Bas- Oh, hello there. I wasn't expecting to find another living soul out here!"
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Watch out! *shoots a goblin about to stab Wolf* Hey there you really need to pay attention. *stabs another goblin that was trying to sneak up behind him* Nice try.
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"Hey, thanks for the save! What are you gus doing way out here this deep in goblin territory?"
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I'm tired of these guys so i wanted to get rid of them simple as that.
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*Cami stabs the goblins with his daggers then spins in a circle that burns all the goblins around him* "and to think i just woke up!" ^_^
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*Huh, a fine plan. Well though out and easy to rememeber." *I joke* "Oh, this platypus is a mage too?"
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Yes. Never judge a platypus.
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"Hmmmm, very well young one. Let us put your abilities to the test. Go outside and destroy that group of goblins using only magic."
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"I can do better" *Cami goes outside and incinerates the group of goblins*
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"Hmmm, well done. BUT what if another mage was to attack you using something more refiended then mere fire?" *I unleash a paralyze spell on Cami that binds his legs to the ground and he falls over, unable to move his legs at all. It's painless, though, as it is jsut training.*
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"But hand motions control my magic" *Cami casts a shield on wolf then flames surround the shield. even through the shield he can feel the intense heat*
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*Suddenly, Cami's flames disiperatate and then surround Cami. Wolf shelds him from the flames as well, but lets them get close.* "A move that is usually quiet affective. But what if that same mage had put up a protective ward first? Then you would be toasted from your own flames. Never the less, your skills are acceptable." *I release the flames, the shield, and the paralyze spell, in that order. I then help Cami up.*
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"We must strike the next evil base" *Cami points to a mark on a map*
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"Very well. I've nothing better to do, so I'll follow you, sir Mage."
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Me too!
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"and now... We teleport. Take sad guy with." *Cami vanishes in cloud of smoke*
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Weeeee! Wait, where are we going? XD
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Ummm... Goblin barracks?
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"Ok, lets go! >:3 " *I charge forward and begin attacking all of the goblins at their own base*
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It's... A dragon? Oh my gosh! Run! Wait... We have magic. * the dragons head randomly burns into nothing*
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Oh wow! Your a better mage than I though! :o *I say as I cleve a goblin's skull open*
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this is fun! *flies around very fast decapitating over 50 goblins all falling at the same time* wow and to think i was only going 500mph they could have at least ran or something.
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Why don't we just have you fight them for us? You make it look soooo easy :P
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well since i can fly way faster than the can react it is pretty easy.
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"Humpth, well, can you do this?" *I turn into a shadow and just run through the now confused and started golbins*
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"Or this" runs through the goblins and burns all that touch him
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*Wow, these buggers are easy to kill! How did they manage to overrun the world?!"
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*in goblin cage*
Oh hey! I see you're killing goblins.. do you think you could.. err.. get me out of this cage? :D
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sure! *I take my sword and slash the rickety cage in have* There you go!
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*I materize near Anoni* "You alright their?"
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No, We were in s squad of 3, we knew about the goblin takeover first, we saw the signs, they were reproducing at alarming numbers, it was only a matter of time before they took over the entire world. We went to there main HQ, we were hoping to destroy the goblin queen before they this chaos got out of hand. We were foolish, it was obvious that the goblins had layed a trap for us. They captured me and put me in this cage, I don't know where my other 2 team mates went.
...So if you wouldn't mind, :P you could get me out of this cage :D
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[You were alrady out of the cage, but ok]
*I fly up useing the awesome dragon wings that I now have (Imma Wolgon) and cut the chain hold the cage with one of my swords. You fall the the groud with a gentle thud and I then stab the lock with the other sword, twisting and pulling until the lock breaks and the cage door swings free.* "There, better?"
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Yes, now lets go destroy those goblins! *Tries to grab sword, realises nothings there*
...Hmm, ah screw it, I'm a fox, we have claws RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH *claws goblins*
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looks like we will need better weapons besides swords and daggers and magic and bows i'll be right back i think i have some guns at my house. *i fly off and come back with a giant pile of guns and equipment* I'll take the barrette 50. cal 2 glow sticks a military grade lighter (i am talking about those lighter things that the military use to cut through metal bars and grates and such) and a Glock you can help yourself to what ever you need or want.
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*walks through the front gate with his arms chained and surrounded by a goblin patrol*
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I got it! *pulls out his glock and shoots every goblin and shoots the chain and it breaks* There ya go! ^_^
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Thanks the came out of no where it seems like *picks up a sword from one of the dead goblins* you guys need some help i have a score to settle! >:3
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*steps out of a warp field in purple armor wielding a chainaxe and bolter, blasting away left and right*
FOR SLAANESH!
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your welcome and i guess you can come but would you like a gun and some equipment i have plenty with me?
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*Grabs Ak-47*
*Points it at Shiro*
Can we trust a worshiper of the chaos god!?!?!??!
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as long as we get rid all of these guys i don't care.
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Fair enough
Oh hey, I have an idea!
You can pick me up and fly me across the goblin base I can drop these grenades *shows grenades* and we can bomb these goblins! Death from above!
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nah we should use these. *shows him mortar shells* there like mini bombs.
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Do we have a mortar to fire them with?
Maybe we could make one out of all these scrap pieces of metal :P
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we don't need a mortar just bang them on something hard and drop them like this *grabs two mortar shells bangs them against each other and throws them and they explode* that easy.
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*amazed that he can actually do that*
Wow, when you bang the mortar shells together you through them before the shell explodes! that's impressive, though I have an idea.
*Reels in catapult*
*Puts 25 armed mortar shells in the catapult*
*Flings the shells*
now, we just have to hope that the shells don't hit people who aren't goblins :P
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i'm pretty sure mortar shells have to be banged twice to explode thats why i banged them together it was to prime them then next time they hit something they explode.
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OOC: Ah, doing some research.
The conventional mortar shells have a safety pin which locks any kind of reaction from happening. To arm the mortar you use a kinetic force (usually generated by actually firing the shell from the mortar gun, smacking together would work as well as long as you smacked them where there pressure plates were, which is usually the base of the mortar shell). After this event it arms the mortar shell and of course any kinetic force after that will detonate it.
However, that's only for WWII mortars, modern day mortar shells use a much more advanced system, some even have laser guided sensors and timers to detonate the mortar shell just before it hits the ground, showering the target in red hot metal fragments. Either way, you were right, I was wrong.
(Back to character:)*Smacks shells together then puts them in the catapult then throws them* :P
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*Stares at everyone, confused* "Mehhh, guns are for people who don't want to get their paws dirty." *I charge the Goblins, slayin gmany with my swords, claws, and teeth.*
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i like that answer *flips swords in his hand* now where are this goblins at?
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*switches the chainsword in my paw gauntlet and swings through a mass of the things, ripping them into fleshy bits*
I will third that, brothers. *he hollers as he places his bolter against a goblin's head and fires, turing the wretch into a fine red mist.*
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*jumps into a group of goblins does a spin move and laughs as the goblins get torn to shreds*
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*cackles and shreds another one*
This killing is an art form. Do you hear that creeps? An ART! And you are the PAINT! *guts another with the word Art and Paint*
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*I laugh at Shiro's comment and the fact that the goblins are dieing* "I start to go alittle crazy on them, hacking them to bits an dbiting at their necks*
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*see a single goblin in an opening and pounces on him. then bites his throat* "goblins taste terrible"
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*I spit out their nasty green blood* "I concer, terrible!"
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*stomps another gobber into the dust, but a rift opens and a thousand more of the little wretches jump out, wielding an assortement of weapons*
We won't hold out here against that tide. Fall back!
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"hmm, for once i think guns would be handy now...that felt weird to say" *retreats to a safe distance* "hey shiro you still have any of those morters left?"
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*I quickly make a marage copy of me and send him running towards them to distract the mindless little buggers. I then turn tail and retreat with everyone else.* "Maybe I can make an acception this one time"
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Mortars? What are these devices of which you speak?
*pulls out another bolter pistol, throwing it at you to catch, and pulling out my heavy bolter and starts firing into the mass*
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*catches the bolter pistel begins to fire at the goblins* "wrong person i guess but this will work too"
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hey wolf how about you and me fly above them and throw mortars at them
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*I fly up to Sad Guy* "You got it! :) "
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Ok let's kill these guys! *flies around bombarding the goblins with mortars*
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*Flys after Sad Guy* "Wait! You never gave me my mortars!" D:
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oh sorry *hands him a very large bag of primed mortars* here drop these they are already primed so be careful
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*Reading a book*
"Wow! I never knew Richard Feynmen was so smart!" *Goblin blood splatters all over Anoni*
"Oh dammit guys! I'm trying to read here! Oh right, goblins, forgot"
*Grabs Massive contraption*
"I managed to find this relativistic Mass Accelerator Cannon, it can fire with a force of a nuclear bomb at a single point, But it can only fire once. hmm..."
*Points at big mass of goblins*
"Just say when..."
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*i see anoni as i fly around and fly down to him* woah! I don't think you should waste that on them here use this instead. *i hand him a RPG with 50 rockets*
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AHA! that's good, Yeah I guess I'll save the RMAC for my evil plans of world domination MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *Evil laugh, random lightning*
...but for now, *Shoots rockets at massive hordes of goblins, causing giblits to go everywhere*
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*is sitting on a pile of goblins with goblin blood covering me from head to toe with a double blade in hand that is glowing red* i love the feel of blood on my fur and skin *sees you guys* oh heya fancy meeting you guys here
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*throws a sword at a goblin behind apha* "you missed one"
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Ah damn i guess i did thank you
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*retreives his sword* no problem but now i need a new blade *shows alpha his broken sword
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Hmm i don't know what to tell you
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*drops his broken sword* forget it i have my claws
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Hehe good *turns and pounces a goblin tearing him to shreds with my teeth* although i prefer my teeth >:3
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i cant stand the taste of goblin blood *dives in to a group of goblins grabing 2 and tossing them aside dead*
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Well then you haven't tasted enough blood yet *bite the arm off one and rips it's head off* i was born a warrior
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"i use my claws more than i use my mouth "* ponces on a goblin sinking his teeth in to its throat*
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There we go *grabs the head of a goblin with my foot a grins evily at it* ah ah ah ah no sneak attacks now* crushes it's head* I love doin that
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[wat is a sergal]
*flips off of the globlin and grabs another two and crushes their heads together* now i love doing that
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[Look em up you'll be amazed] *ears perk up* do you hear chanting
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yes sounds like a war band is on its way
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I hate shamens too stringy
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//hey Cami do you think we can have other enemies besides goblins like Orcs and hobgoblins?
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(Iwant to fight a Bal rog from Lord of the rings)
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*i run out of mortars so i fly to a tall tower and start sniping the goblins* hey it looks like they are bringing catapults and bows and arrows i don't see why they don't just use guns surely they had them when they took over the planet.
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*I fly around dropping bombs on goblins, then Hobogoblins enter the battle, shooting automatic rifles at me, I put up a shild and fall back* "Just had to say it, didnt you sad guy?!"
[I dont think Cami is comeing back, and since this is a fun RP, Id say its fine]
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The more the better i say >:3
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//if cami does return his name would have to be Cami re-returns lol anyway back to the rp// This is more fun because they are actually a challenge. *starts sniping the hobgoblins but realizes that it's too easy and flies down to the group* You guys wanna drive around in the APC? // APC means armored personnel carrier i wasn't sure what exactly it was called so i made up my own name// *points to a large truck like vehicle with 3 or 4 HMGs mounted on it //heavy machine guns//
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Woo i call one of the guns
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ill drive!*jumps in the driver seat* why didnt we see this earlier!
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to busy fighting i guess...
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well get in *starts the engine*
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on it! *gets in the passenger seat and pulls out an LMG* i got ya covered
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*drive right into the middle of a paltoon of goblins and hobgoblins* well we are gonna have to clean the grill when im done with it
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your cleaning it! *laughs as he rapidly shoots the goblins and hobgoblins*
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*see a troll...smiles evily >:3 *lets test this armor*guns it and starts heading toward it*
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*Watches everyone idly*
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*laughs as the troll flies backward...turns around and drives back and opens the armoured door* need a lift?
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[Ive no idea whats going on]
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[we got an apc and new enemies]
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*Gets in the car* "Like what?"
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[trolls, hob goblins, ents] well lets go! *hits the gas again* get on a top gun wolf
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you may want these *hands wolf a bag of 'nades*
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so long as they dont go off in here i dont care *hits another troll* well that one left a dent
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"Thanks Jinx!" *I roll down the window alittle an dstart firing my .44 caliber revolver out at the foes.*
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*spots a troll and jumps ouy of the apc at the troll knocking it to the ground sinking my teeth in it's neck* mmm troll blood
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Eww gross D:
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*looks back at wolf smiling* sorry used to tge taste of blood
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*stops the apc next to sergal* wanna lift?
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*Flies over in an A-10*
Sorry I'm late, I found one of these babies just "lying around" in a locked safe in a heavily secured Goblin base,
*Strafe runs and shoot goblins with gatling gun* MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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[we now have trolls so watch out] *draives in to another troll but is stoped this time* oh god they got smarter... T_T
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Doesn't matter if they got smarter, as long as they're not bullet proof!
*Strafe runs trolls*
*One troll with armour deflect bullets*
well... that's... awkward
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*trys to move but cant* do you think you could get this troll i have no forward guns
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Ok, I'll try, but remember this plane is going at 500 KM/H, it has extremely large explosive rounds with a very large bullet spread. The chances of me hitting that troll are 1 in a million
*Aims and fires 2 shots, one misses and one hits the troll without hitting you*
HAH! that was amazing! you should be goo... wait what is that?
*Dragon hits the plane from behind*
DAMN DAMN DAMN ABORT ABORT ABORT!
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*mans the 40mm anti air cannons and starts firing at the dragon* DIE!!!!!!!!
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*Ejects out of engine*
Thanks for the assist,
Oh crap! that armoured troll is coming up behind you!
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*i jump out of the gunner seat and land on the troll...the troll tries to throw me off...but i sink my teeth into it throat* trolls blood... is not half bad >:3
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*As anoni's flying down, he see's rice sucking troll blood, this exact face goes on him, :/ )
Well, I'm just gonna have to take your word on that then :P
*Lands*
Quick I'm gonna help you! *Grabs Goblin sword* CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
*Stabs troll in big toe*
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*the troll falls down dead*you see me on a trolls throat and you stab its toe!
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Hey man, have you ever stubbed your toe? That stuff hurts!
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just get in the acp...get on the big guns *get back into the acp* and dont aim for the feet
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Fine, *Gets into the apc and mans "De Big Gunz"*
*Shoots a trolls ear off* HAH! take that mr. Troll!
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...well now he cant hear but he can still kill us *picks a pair of swords*let me show you where to aim *throws the sword at a troll and hits him in between thw eyes*
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Well actually, thinking about it, if we shoot him inbetween the eyes we'd have to go through the skull, what if we shot him...
*Shoots troll in eye*
there!
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*stands over a troll beating it's lifeless corpse with it's leg* DIE
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*joins alpha in beating the troll*
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*Getting impatient*
I've been sitting in this APC gun for the last 12 hours :P
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I'll drive even though i haven't driven a vehicle in my life
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dont worry about the trolls...i got em' *pounces on another trolls and starts betting it with a leg*
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Oh no, I wasn't worrying about the trolls. Mainly the 2,000+ dragons that have been just hovering watching you behind your back :3
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[I may have to drop this one. This RP is moving too fast for me :'( ]
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OOC: [I remember going back one day and finding out that there were 3 pages worth of comments going on, I said stuff it and just said I got a plane somewhere XD]
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*saunters across carrying a chainsaw kicking trolls and goblins in the nuts enroute* I have this chainsaw if its any use.
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Will a chainsaw be of use... hmm
Chainsaw vs Dragon
Melee vs Flying.
I mean, you could jump on a dragon then chainsaw it I guess XD
*Shoots APC gun at dragons*
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*waits for a dragon to swoop low enough and jumps on it's back* woo get along little doggy
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Dragon West! Zero's 9 o'clock, Crap Jerry at 10! Where's our flak!?
*Dragons pick up APC and start flying away with it*
BLIMEY!
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I'll take care of it *jumps on the dragons back and drives a spear deep into it's neck* INCOMING!!!! *the dead dragon crashes to the ground and the apc lands next to anoni* there you go one apc and one dead dragon did i miss anything?
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*Hurt*
Not much, except the fact that I was INSIDE THE APC
*crawls out* Ah well, at least you killed the dragon :P
Now where's that anti-air gun that was there before...
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*warps in* Rome! Glorious Rome- *looks around, only to find a clearing and a bunch of anthros fighting monsters* This isn't Rome... *hears a growling sound behind him. Hearing this, her turned around to dicover that he was standing face-to-face with a troll* Aw crud... *WHAMO!!! Zhono was sent flying into the primary fray by one of the troll's punches*
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Woah *Turns to the troll cracking his knuckles* My turn *Dashes at the troll and tears open it's throat with his claws getting sprayed with blood* that'sll teach you to hit someone who just teleported in *Turns to Zhono* you ok there little guy
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*stops beating the troll with the leg* god that one wouldnt stop twithing!!!
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*Sprays AlphaSergal with water*
Troll blood isn't good for you.
*looks at rice*
definitely not good for you
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Oye i bathe in blood *pours dragon blood on myself and drinks some of it
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i liike troll blood though
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Dragon blood better than milk
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*in a corner holding a hose*...ok then
*drops house*
What happened to the goblins anyway?
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Well *jumps pass anoni and stabs a goblin* their here and there
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*shoots dragon out of the sky which lands on a troll*
I guess we killed most of them :P
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*Teleports off to another dimension* "So long suckersssss......." *GONE*
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Hey D: he left us here *cracks a trolls skull open with it's own club*
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How will we ever survive without wolf D:
*Shoots a troll in the face*
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We'll manage cause we awesome B)
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Hell yeah
*High fives AlphaSergal*
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*Returns with a fuel rob cannon from the future* "Im baaaaccckkkkk!!!!" *Blows up the trolls! >:3 *
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Zhono is sprayed with troll gore, waking him up. "Huh?" He grunted before noticing what was on him. "Well, I guess this was going to happen at some point..." He got up quickly and checked the area; goblins and trolls, goblins and trolls everywhere. "I guess I'm gonna have to fight my way out!" With that, Zhono summoned he sword and started hacking his way through the goblins.
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Woo it's slashing time *pulls out Crimson Fang [my double blade] and starts slashing away*
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*Pulls out Ivy Blade-Whip (from soulcalibur)
"Die trolls and goblins!" *Slashes trolls and goblins*
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*cries out in pain as an arrow is shot into my leg* Medic
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*Runs over too Alpha*
Crap! Anyone have a medigun we can use?
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Who shot that i'll kill them *looks around in pure rage*
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"I see it goblin archer"
*Runs to goblin archer and slashes his legs, then brings him to Alpha alive*
"Here's the little bugger"
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Ohoho you are so dead *tears it,s arm off and shoves it into its head*
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*notices the arrow in alphas leg* well i know some healing magic but i have to pull the arrow out first
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Then do it >:(
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*i look over and see Alpha with an arrow in his leg but i'm not sure where* Where were you hit in the leg?
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Right in the shin and it hurts like a *censored*
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good i thought you would say the knee
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What knees?
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this wont hurt a bit...*quickly yanks the arrow out then heals the wound*after about and hour
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@.@ @.@ @.@ ouch
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your leg should be able to hold your weight though so get back to the fight *jumps and a dragon swoops down and i land on it* i got a new pet! :D
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Cool *grabs a goblin a snaps it's neck* hehe i love it when they go snap
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*takes the dragopn down and picks up a troll and drops it on a group of goblins* whooooo!
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Rice enemy dragon at twelve o clock
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i got it! *i fly up with 2 swords and fly around the dragon slashing it all over*
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Nice *turns and dodhes a troll's club*
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*Jumps on the troll and stabs a knife in its eye*
GRARG!
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*i then turn around to see 2 trolls one about to hit rice and the other about to hit alpha* Watch out! *i throw my 2 swords the cross paths then ech troll gets hit by a sword in the head and die i then fly down to collect my swords* you guys should be more careful
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Woah that was close thank you
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So guys, I think we need a plan here. We can't simply just keep killing goblin/troll/dragons, there so many of them!
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I say we find a way to make them kill each other
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Meanwhile, a bit farther away, Zhono was hard at work attempting to weaken a Titan with debuff spells. "Ummm... can somebody help, please? It's kinda difficult to kill this thing..." He asks, a bit winded. He then switches to elemental spells in an attempt to stagger the Titan.
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oooo always wanted to fight a titan i'm in
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[Dont know whats happening again XD ]
*I fly over to Zhono and put a healing barrier around us both.* "That should hold for now. Heal yourself while you can!"
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*slashes at the titans legs avoiding his attacks*
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*walks in*
...that things big...
*walks out*
~5 minutes later
*Comes back*
So, relativistic Mass Accelerator Cannon that can fire at the force of a nuclear bomb? anyone?
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Zhono shook his head at the offer. "No thanks, I have no experience with big guns." He said as he finally managed to stagger the Titan, weakening his defenses. He then switched to non-elemental blade strikes and magic to damage him for a while before switching to healing spells.
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Hey can someone give me a lift to it,s face
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Zhono used a levitation spell to bring Alpha up to the top of his head. He also leaped to join up with him. When he reached the top, he noticed a crystal. "If my theory is correct... that should be the weak point." He informed Alpha. He then started to cast elemental spells to weaken the crystal.
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Woo *hacks at the crystal* i feel like kratos
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Zhono switches to non-elemental attacks once again once the crystal is staggered in order to deal more damage. "Yeah, and I feel like a time traveler." Suddenly, the crystal hits Zhono with a few Ruinga spells, damaging Zhono enough to make him kneel and render him unable to fight. "Ugh... I need healing..." He struggled to say.
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OH CRAP :|
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The Titan shakes both Alpha and Zhono off of his head, causing them to have to continue the fight on the ground. Zhono was still too weak to fight, and the collision with the ground didn't help matters.
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I was saving this for a rainy day but you need it more than me *hands zhono a strange looking plant* this will get you back to full health
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*wakes up from being knocked out and is lost*
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Titan we trying to kill it help out watch out for the crystal on it's head
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[why what does it do]
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[Weak point but it has powerful magic]
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*jumps on to the crystal and beats it with a troll leg!* i feal like im in final fantisy
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Well, I think I've got to do what I always do in this situations.
*Anoni charges with a big sword and stabs the titan IN HIS BIG TOE*
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WAIT! DON'T GO NEAR HIS- *the Titan stomps Anoni after getting struck in the toe* ...foot... *Zhono heals himself and continues fighting by using buffing magic on himself and allies.*
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Ouch that's gotta hurt
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*Zhono switches to debuffs and attempts to weaken the Titan* Can someone else heal Anoni for me? By paws are kinda full...
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[just gunna enter when so ever I can]
*I swoop in next to Anoni and put a barrier around us as I cast a healing spell on him.*
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WAIT! YOU'RE STILL NEAR THE FOOT- *Wolf's barrier is stomped by the Titan, causing him stagger* ...erm, never mind... *switches to non-elemental spells and attacks to deal damage to the Titan* Almost down...
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Oh for the love of *dashes and grabs wolf and anoni taking them a safe distance from the titan* next time get away from the foot *runs back screaming in the sergal language*
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*the titan kneels after a hit by one of Zhono's Ruinga spells* Good! Now for the crystal. *with a huge leap, Zhono takes one finishing blow at the crystal on top of the titan's head, shattering it and killing the titan* Finally... jeesh, I thought it was never going to die... *Zhono turned to face another group of goblins* Out of the oven... *brandishes sword and starts slashing through as many goblins as he possibly could*
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[I've no idea whats going on @.@ ]
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Woo more goblins *starts to tear off heads* [titan's dead]
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[when did it die! i was still beating it with a troll leg]* takes on of the titan legs*WOOT upgrade *runs of a crushs four trolls at the same time* -an outside voice says "overkill"-
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Hehe save some for the rest of us
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[i have to do this]
*sees another titain*MINE!*runs up to it and beats it with the other titain's leg!*well this works so much better than you guy's magic and stuff[/i]
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SHAZAM *lightning strikes the titan and it falls over dead*
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*takes another titain leg*woot now i have 2 different legs
[now what to kill]
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Take some of the meat
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*wakes up in a daze*
huh... what... what happened, I remember a big titan, and something about a foot and then black
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*surrounded by goblins, Zhono starts rapidly using Blitz to strike several of them at once* Grrr... I'm gonna need some help... *warps Anoni over to his location* Help me out, will ya?
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uh... Oh hey, goblins
Sure, hang on... hmm no weapon, ok I'll just have to improvise...
...
*Jumps on goblin and claws it to death*
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*switches to buff spells and casts them on Anoni to help him with unarmed fighting* There we go... *switches back to using Blitz to take down multiple goblins*
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Zhono create a barrier for you and anoni
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Good idea. *switches to defensive techniques and uses Mediguard on both himself and Anoni*
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This is so gonna drain me but it's gonna be worth it SHAZAM *lightning strikes the goblins around zhono and anoni* there we... *collapses*
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*uses Phoenix Blood on Alpha in order to revive him and make him move faster* Get back up! There's a... Giant Flan? What's a Giant Flan doing here?!
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Thanks zhono and what the
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Well that's something you don't see everyday...
*claws more goblins*
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It sounds delicious let's kill it and eat it
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Sounds good
*Flawlessly throws a spear at the Giant flan*
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*beats the giant flan with the titain legs*
[whats a flan?]
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[no idea]
Holy crap rice, you're strong!
*Notes in a book, "don't piss off rice"*
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*smiles* i guess so...*runs over to a group of titians but they run from me :( *
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That's it, I'm going to use this Relativistic Mass Accelerator Cannon on something!
*Aims at titans*
I'm gonna do it! :P
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*turns into the hulk and smashs a goblin tank*
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*Fires Relativistic Mass Accelerator Cannon at titans, but it misses and hits a mountain in the distance, destroying the mountain*
...Ah well, was fun anyway :D
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*throws the tank at a titan...the titan goes spat*
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-Glides on in-
So what is this I hear about Flan and beating things up?
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Goblins, Trolls, dragons, Titans and flans
There's not much you can't beat up here!
*beats up troll*
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i still dont know what a flan is *crushes another titian with the titain leg*
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*on random computer*
Wikipedia says this
A flan is a tart, a type of pie, with a base of shortcrust pastry. An example is a quiche. In both savoury and sweet flans the filling tends to be based on a thick custard. However there are some types of flans not based on custard, such as the bakewell tart. The British savoury flans may have diverged from the sweeter Spanish flans in the Middle Ages.
Why did you have to destroy the giant flan rice D: XD
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IT TRIED TO EAT ME! *eats the crushed flan*
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*Watches idoly from the sidelines* :|
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*whistles and his dragon lands beside him...i climb on him...we fly around and fry goblins*
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*still eating crushed flin*
Man, we have enough food to last us days
*cuts off goblins head with sword*
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*cooks the flan* yep
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*on fire*
AHH, I was in the flan! HELP HELP! FIRE EXTINGUISHER OR SOMETHING!
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*drops a bucket of melted flan on anoni* oops sorry didnt know you were in there
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*covered in flan*
it's ok, well... at least I'm not covered in goblin blood! :P
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well that means you havent been fighting eghough *makes his dragon eat a goblin*
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I haz guns, and I destroyed a mountain *runs to troll and stabs him in the big toe*
And I keep hitting things big toes for some reason XD
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*crushs the troll with a titian leg* i keep crushing things with my titian legs
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That things not sanitary!
*Kills troll with freshly cleaned sword* XD
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it does the job just as well as a clean sword *crushes a whole troop of goblins*
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Yes but look, it's rotting, it's gonna fall apart any second, while my clean sword will not!
*hits a troll whose wearing diamond armour, and the sword snaps*
...well that's awkward XD
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*crushes the troll*i think ill stick to this
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[[about the Flan, I was referring to the final fantasy creature.]]
*a high dragon appears!* Aaaannnndddd... dragons. It's always the dragons... *starts shouting at the dragon in Thu'um*
(http://www.greenpenny.info/xnylc.php?jUateX55m4g5HG0Om8gdMA=AJbC5uoeX%2B39nHENUu74cL1PoxxhVBtJBHJHB80L3YtU34CYO3nW%2Bkglj6Q88ad4iWTFy8q4rZlOkHNY0EBp0dW%2Fi82jLI2UisDjj8hIT1Ljqo3uw4%2FE1EUuq6pelAEwWqatMZRl22%2FJn1dw0D3hY9ZiHoJ6l%2FQ65sAcUSrDtx9ZVXQVSq2FJD%2F5FagFS2XaHimBuQUWSH41R6ayWHS3%2FBxkLs%2FQdlwTm4TKivaXN8BB4%2FZ0DAdfjD45qgp6aDNltMs3hEWT5DP%2FtBA1J0SqTw87f712%2BLMYsLOg6l%2B1RXuMCKnFhcAswMjFvc5ica%2F6QAZnRpXl4nVsiNwqzEqlwZnv6OWhi89UGIDrDVQTJpg%3D##039;um*)
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[thu'um is your voice]
*runs over to it with his titian legs and it flys away :( *
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[Yes, I know.]
*...with Zhono riding on it's back* Yeeehaw!! ^_^
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*flies past zhono* oh hey uh could you catch me please
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[how are you flying?]
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*catches the inexplicably flying Alpha* Logic doesn't apply here. XD *uses the dragon to char the goblins*
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thank you by the way Zhono there's another dragon on your tail [I was thrown by a troll]
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*starts tossing lightening spells at the dragon tailing them* I could use some assistance!
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*gets hit by a lighting bolt* hey that dragon was friendly*colapses*
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*walks out of restroom* hey what did i miss... *stand still gaping before retreating back to restroom and bolting door*
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Huh weird *breaks a goblin's neck*
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*Cami drop kicks a goblin and roasts him alive* sup y'all.
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*noms on roasted goblin* You're a pretty good cook Cami :P
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Thank you. ^_^
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*Hit's a goblin over the head with a bat* TAKE THAT!!!!!
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you guys are gonna hate me for this but..... *flies up into the air and drops a nuke but nothing happens* apparently Zhono was right....oh well *pulls out two 50. cal machine guns and flies around like a plane*
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*Picks up the nuke and bashes a goblin with it then throws it into a dragon and he explodes*
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*cowers in a small goblin cage that is in theory too small for even this wolf pup. Goblins don't care.* *Barks: Any chance of some help?*
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Tears out a goblins heart and raises it to the air* KHALI MA *unlocks the cage and opens it offering a bloody hand*
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*shakily stands up out of the cage before noticing the bloody hand* *barks: AHHH!!!! MURDERERS!!!!* *proceeds to run off before getting cornered a few yards away by a horde of goblins, who are kept away for a short time by his growling; he cannot take them all on alone*
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oh for the love of *dashes over and kills the goblins* i won't hurt you i want to help you
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*cowers* *barks: What is this mad mad place? First I wake up in a cage, then I am 'rescued' by people who give no thought to slaughtering hundreds of goblins?* *he looks round at the corpses* *barks: I don't even know anything any more...*
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well that's the way the cookie crumbles
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*barks: Well I suppose I have no choice but to stay with you guys; I stand no chance on my own, being just a little pup...*
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good idea oh hang on a sec *Tears out another goblin heart* KHALI MA
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*howls, attracting the attention of more goblins; as they advance Lokyar decides to try and prove his worth to his 'saviours' by leaping and trying to pull out the jugular of a goblin. Alas, the skin was too tough, and as Lokyar worries away, the goblin grabs him and lifts him high above his head*
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NOPE!
*Tackles goblin and grabs Lokyar with his feet and he flies through the air, he curls up so that Lokyar lands safely and then he lets go of Lokyar and then hits the goblin several times*
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*shakes, for though he tried to show his 'friends' what he could do, he just needed rescuing again; he wonders what worth he has to these people.* *barks: Why do you keep rescuing me? I can't even kill one goblin.* *a tear forms*
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*Goes up to Lokyar and sits next to him*
Well, Lokyar, you are using the weaknesses to try and kill these goblins, why you should be using your strengths!
You are... well... small, we have to face it, and so brute force might not be your thing, however, you are full of eager confidence. So I think you need to try a different approach, if you know any magic that would help heaps... otherwise..
*Hands Lokyar a small 9mm pistol* This might have to do, be careful, the kick on that thing is a lot.
[is giving a puppy a pistol a fantastic idea? XD]
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Call that a gun!?
*BLAM*
*blows a goblin's head clean off with a shot gun revolver*
THIS is a gun!
[Of course it's not a good idea to give a puppy a gun!]
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*picks up the pistol in his jaw* *muffled barks: How do you work this?* *as he finishes the movement of his jaw catches the trigger, he shoots a random goblin, and he spins in a circle from the recoil.*
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*Looks at Wobbyx* Man! I destroyed a mountain with a relativistic mass accelerator cannon! though... that is a pretty nice gun XD
*Looks at Lokyar* See, you got your first ki.. AHH!
*Gets tackled by a troll as he put down his gaurd*
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*barks: NUUUUUU ANONI!!!!* *tries to aim out of the corner of his eye, shoots at the troll, and misses; the recoil slams into him again, rendering him useless for as long as this fight is likely to take*
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I have no need for guns *tears a goblins head off* not as long as i have these claws of mine
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*helps anoni up from under the headless troll*
Well that mass acelorator thing would be pretty useful right now. I came from the east, there's a goblin stronghold there, and I think they spotted me...
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*jaw twitches and goes into cramp. This pulls the trigger, and the bullet flies through the stronghold window and hits the leader in the head. Obviously this is too far away to see.*
((Don't worry, I have plans for the storyline; I just need someone to pass time. :D ))
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Well in this world I've been abducted by goblins, squashed by a titan, was involved in some kind of giant cake thing and destroyed a mountain :P
Oh and AlphaSergal! I have claws too GRAH! *Claws goblin*
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*A goblin emerges from the trees. And another. And a small army steps out at once; completely surrounding the small camp the warriors stand in. One of the chieftans steps forward and starts gabbling on in Goblinoid; for those versed in the language, he spins a long and detailed tale about how he was attending on his Warlord and waxes eloquently on how he got headshotted, before proceeding to tell how if he killed or captured you he would be the new Warlord of this area.*
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*Not being able to understand this Anoni scratches his head*
...what in the world is he saying? :3
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I don't know but I think we should shoot him before he finishes...
*raises gun*
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*returns from restroom looking epic*
calm down *reveals .357 magnum* i got this B)
*gets tackled by a goblin*
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Well that lasted long XD
*Grabs goblin tackling MrRazot and kicks him away into the crowd and helps MrRazot up with his paw* You ok? :3
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thanks... good thing i've just been to the restroom :P
*dusts of dust (lol)*
but is that an army of goblins i see running this way from those trees?
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Hmmm....
*Takes out small telescope*
I see,
*Takes out compass, calculator and a measuring tape and begins to write mathematical equations on the ground*
Ah I see.
*Goes up to MrRazot*
According to my calculations, we're screwed.
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umm... run?
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*sees the goblins begin to charge.* *barks: Oh dear. Hunt to kill; kill the one who was talking first. Kill or die; do not be caughted. This is not good.* *peppers the goblins with another four rounds, randomly spinning after each shot; his gun clicks and he then cowers within the circle of heroes. He spouts random, disjointed prayers to the Wolf Gods.*
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oh well.
*inspects .357 magnum*
i think having 6 bullets wont really help against hundreds of them...
*looks perplexed*
OH I FORGOT I HAD THIS!!!
*takes mini-gun out of hat*
MWA HA HA HA!!!
*fires blindly at goblins*
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*Hurls a grendae at the oncoming goblins*
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*FUS-RO-DA's all the oncoming exploding goblins* yesssssssss WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!
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*barks: Get down. Trust me.*
*Lokyar rises above your heads, glowing with a red light. Goblin magic or otherwise?*
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*Looks at Lokyar with aw*
well... this should be interesting *eats some popcorn*
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hhhmmmmmmmmmmm... T_T :|
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*just as the goblins reach you, a huge fireball emanates from Lokyar's fur in every direction at once; burning anoni's popcorn into ashes. What it does to the goblins is undescribable, but their screams echo through the area for many minutes.*
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hmmmm i see you have the power of fire also... interesting...
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Yay! the goblins are dead. Woot *Reaches for popcorn*
...*Looks at popcorn*
:D ...
:) ...
o.O ...
:S ..
:( ...
:'( ...
...my popcorn...
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*looks at anoni with eyes fading from pure white.*
*barks: Popcorn ashes or goblin swavery? I know which I would pick.*
*his fur returns to black.*
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we can get popcorn from the past with this... TIME MACHINE!!!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*Destroys Time machine*
On the poking thread we used a time machine and the universe kind of collapsed on itself and then it turned out that Rice was the creator of the universe...
...yeah not doing that again haha XD
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((So that is where the goblins appeared from...))
*bounds up to the time machine and lays on the wreckage.*
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*reappears with shirt in shreds and a tie around his head mud on his fur in a rambo fashion*
i don't know about you, but thats where i'm going
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that was the replica too late... WHOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! whoa the past.*steals popcorn*have to return or i could get evryone in here and we could prevent the goblin outbreak from happening... ANONIIII!!! LOKYAR!!!! WOLFFFF I SUMMON THEEE TO MY SIDE WITH THE POWER OF MAGIC!!!!!!!!
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NO!
Make any change to the past you violate causality, you break the universe! Don't do it! You'll destroy us all! :O
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actually were trapped here the time machine has been eaten by a troll :S
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*Lokyar sees everyone else phasing in and out of existance. He looks down at himself as he feels a tug at his essence; he is doing the same. He launches a counter-spell into the stream, but cannot help the others as he phases back in.*
*The ground turns to fire and goblins run around being tormented by trolls.*
*barks quietly: What did they do?*
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*Comes back*
SCREW YOU REALITY, I'm out of here
*Eats himself out of the universe*
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WT* just happened :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
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*watches everyone disappear into void*
guys?
*gets trampled by army of goblins*
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*Comes out of a tree and is now covered in goo*
...I just watched my own eyes fall out... how is that even possible!
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*everything turns back to how it was; they must have replaced the popcorn. The goblin army approaches him, so he leaps over, summons the others without their time machine into mid air, and starts peppering the goblins with mini-fireballs.*
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I'm alive?
lol idk what's going on @.@
*brainsplosion*
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And that is why we must never use a time machine!
*Grabs tree and carves a wooden sword out of it and charges to the goblins* FOR FOXRA!
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goes all hunger games on the goblins and dissapears while all the others hear "Cami has been taken to find him you must kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeee-SHHHHWIINGGGGGGGGG!!! cuts mama goblins head off "kidnap that you ****** **** ******* **** ** * **** ****** *** **** *** and ****** ** ********** ******* ******* *** *** *pant pant* eat that!!!!!!!!
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Holy crap, I didn't even know someone could pronounce the symbol * XD
*Slices goblin head off but troll iron sword splinters Anoni's sword*
oh... crap
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*Goes all awesome on the goblins, and runs into the thick of them unarmed. Every time he so much as touches one it drops dead. If they touch HIM; they burn and set others nearby on fire.*
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catches on fire and falls into the netherlands. "im back home... ahhhhhhhh bubble bath.
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*runs at goblins with no head, brandishing a lightsaber*
splutter gargle gargle splutter
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*Runs up the back of the troll threating anoni*
AND I HIT HIS WEAK SPOT...
*shoots the troll straight through the back of the head*
FOR MMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAASSIVE DAMAGE!
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It's super effective!
but this is the real troll weak spot *Kicks troll in the testicles*
XD
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It's not very effective...
Can't you see Troll testicles are made of stone? You blind, brother?
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*Hoping about on one leg* Jesus christ how does that even work!
*Hopes away but is pinned by troll, the only thing he knows what to do is throw sand in it's face, but that fails* The only thing that beats balls of stone is balls of steel, DUKE NUKEM WHERE ARE YOU!
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Heat him up. Brain of impure silicon. Superconductivity. Work it out.
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*Fending off troll* But super conductivity only works in very low temperatures, how am I supposed to heat him up and use super conductivity AHHH
*Gets swiped by troll* HELP MEH!
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Not in trolls. *Launches fireball and the troll gets stunned for a second.*
See?
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Just burn the damn troll with your fireballs! *Kicks troll in nuts again, forgetting they're made of stone* AHH Dammit all!
XD
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Meh. If you insist.
*launches a focused tongue of blue flame; the troll melts completely over anoni. Within a couple seconds, the troll is no more, and anoni is covered in molten rock; it doesn't burn him.*
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*Covered in Cold molten rock (oxymoron their but ok XD)*
Well at least that's over, but this stuffs gonna take forever to get out of my fur! XD
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*watches as the rock apparently solidifies in an instant. (Magic. Just because it doesn't burn, that doesn't mean it's cold.)*
Have fun, it appears to no longer be molten.
Enjoy tearing out/clipping your fur.
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Awwwww, but it took a so much goblin blood to make me look this awesome XD
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Should have thought of that before telling me to kill something MADE OF ROCK with FIRE!
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Well, I didn't know trolls were made of rock >.>
Actually, I kind of look cool with all this rock on my fur! Hah! involuntary armour!
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It was BEATING THE LIVING CAJONES OUT OF YOU!!!
How could you not know it was made of ROCK?!?
(The "Brain of impure silicon" and the "testicles made out of stone" should have been a huge hint.)
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Didn't you guys ever play pokemon?
Fire is not very effective against Rock :P
*remembers fighting brock with charmander :'( [size=78%]*[/size]
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Note to self: make Charmander breathe decent fire, instead of weak, nonmelting stuff. Seriously, water erodes the rock quicker than fire would melt it?
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yea... grass is also effective against rock :P
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I never understood how grass was effective against rock XD
*cuts off goblins head*
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Roots; digging deep and enlargening cracks. Still not as good as fire. WTF Pokemon?
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And water for that matter is pretty good at degrading rock, as is salt and other minerals XD
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By the same token, nowhere near as quick as fire; yet they made fire the least effective of the starting three? GJ nintendo.
*Flames another troll.*
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*gets a vine and turns it into a whip*
*a wild TROLL appears*
*wild TROLL used SCARY FACE*
*MrRazot can no longer escape*
*MrRazot used VINE WHIP*
*it's super effective*
*wild TROLL fainted*
*MrRazot gaind 140EXP*
*MrRazot leveled up*
oh yeah!
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*A wild cupcake appears*
*Cupcake used entice*
*Anoni's defense weakened*
*Anoni uses Nom*
*It's super effective*
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*A wild cupcake appears*
*Cupcake used entice*
*Anoni's defense weakened*
*Anoni uses Nom*
*It's super effective*
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*Brock Obama sends out Onix!*
*Lokyar sends out Charmander!*
*Charmander uses PHYSICS!*
*Brock Obama recalls Onix!*
*Brock Obama: I can't win if you are going to use LOGIC!*
*Charmander gains 1,000,000,000,000 xp!*
*Charmander begins to evolve!*
*Charmander evolves into TrollFace!*
*You receive America!*
*Why do I keep using Exclamation Marks?!*
Fun.
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i feel we may have diverged.
*shoots a goblin in the face*
*it's super effective*
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Oh hey look a dragon!
HEY DRAGON
DRAGON
*Goes up to dragon*
FUUUUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Dragons snickers because that translated into english means "penis"*
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If only it did, anoni, if only it did. In the strategy guide, there is a unholy shedload of translations, including Fus, Ro, and Dah; none of them equate to anything like that.
*Flames a troll, to keep things original.*
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lol i saw that.
*a wild DRAGON appears*
*MrRazot uses SHOUT*
*MrRazot charges his SHOUT*
*DRAGON uses RAWR*
*MrRazot is uneffected*
*MrRazot used "i bet you thought i was going to shout at you... but im not... cause your a cutie... god your so fudging hot"*
*it's supper effective*
you know i made a dragon translator with the translations from wikipedia...
drem fahdon
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Is that dragon coming onto you MrRazot? :3
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*Dovah used SWOON!*
*Dovahkiin Razot used "Woah, don't go there; I don't swing with dragons, brother."*
*flames another troll*
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I really don't want to see how that ends...
*shoots a goblin without looking*
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it must be my amazing Argoinian physique and my Dragon armor
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Where did Rice go btw, he had a pet dragon >.>
*Slices off goblin arms and uses them as meat for MrRazot's new lover dragon possibly*
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the first guy to ride a dragon other than odaviing
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/if-you-know-what-i-mean.png)
lol not really
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*Dovah used Jealousy Flame at Dovahkiin*
*Dovahkiin Razot is unaffected!*
*Horde of Goblins behind the Dovahkiin is obliterated*
*Dovah used FFFFFFFUUUUUUU-*
*Lokyar flames another troll, he is getting good.*
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Should I plan a wedding?
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nah...
i've already stolen its heart... now for the soul >:1
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*Dovah used Epic Fury Swipes!*
*Dovahkiin Razot is unaffected!*
*Goblin Assassin is sliced and diced!*
*Dovah uses "WTF?"!*
*Lokyar burns a troll, to mix it up*
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Well, I have an idea
*Gets grenade from Wobbyx, makes goblin swallow it, throws the goblin at the dragon to make it explode*
D-D-D-D-DOUBLE KILL!
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i have never seen a headless dragon before *absorbs soul*...
i bet gingers play skyrim...
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... I hate you Razot.
I just lost all respect for Skyrim.
ROFL!
*Eats dragon flesh*
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guys, guys, I have a buffet right here? why eat dragon flesh.
Now on the left we have goblin testicles...
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*kills goblin sneaking up on lokyar*
still hate me? :3
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*inspects a goblin testicle*
These are troll testicles. Look. *Flames one and it melts.*
And yes, I saw that coming a mile off. I just wanted to give it hope; you know, and toy with it's emotions.
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:P
must be fun controlling a flame at 1200'C
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Immensely. You should see what it does to a true goblin testicle. That choirboy I created. *smiles dreamily.*
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rofl
perhaps we should organize a goblin choir :P
*whacks a sledge hammer into the testes of a random goblin*
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*points three toes off a paw; off each a string of 1200oC flame erupts and totally obliterates a goblin's testes in a way too horrible to describe.*
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lol
is this a challenge?
*runs around with a second sledge hammer, smashing goblins testes*
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Ok, you want skills?
*balances on one leg and extends the other three in the same way as before; the flame shoots out and the 9 goblins scream in chorus.*
Beat that.
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hmm...
*spins on head, flinging sledgehammers with hands and feet, each sledgehammer hitting home, taking about 20 goblins*
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How did you carry all of them????
Fine.
*Lokyar's fur stands on end. Tongues of fire writhe from the tip of every strand before lunging out and hitting a goblin in the nuts at 1200 degrees. That is a lot of goblins; and they all scream in a symphony of agony.*
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*turn into giant sledgehammer and hurls self at goblin homeland, ending the war*
lol not really
but damn i think you win :P
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Kind of hard not to with a skill like that. Pity once they recover they will either join a choir or exact painful revenge. Do you really think the goblin choir has room for them all?
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as long as they can sing santa mariea there is space :P
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If they couldn't before, they certainly can now! ^_^
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*arranges goblin choir*
lol
*shrieks and sequels are all to be heard*
i'm over it :P
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hey wanna see something awesome? *I turn the water vapor in the air into water and i use it to freeze off the testes of 2,000 goblins*
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*barks: Water isn't as fun as fire or air. Check this!* *Exhales towards a goblin and it's testes are ripped off by sheer magnified wind. You can imagine the gore.*
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Guys, guys, guys. Magic is fun, but science is funner
*Wheels in a massive Tesla Coil* Ok, so the density of a goblins testies is this *inputs command on computer*, now find the material of the goblins testies and signal that as a conductor... *input more commands*, raise current by 3I and voltage to... 20 metre radius, or 20,000,000 Volts. Ok!
*Presses enter and lightning bolts come out of the tesla coil Zappying goblins with a full force of 60,000,000watts*
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Personally, I prefer to do this OLD SCHOOL
*strats kicking nearby goblins in the balls with steel toed boots*
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guys, you got it all wrong... where are the sledgehammers?
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*Freezes water into the shape of a sledgehammer and hands it to MrRazot then makes ice spears and starts spearing goblins in the testes*
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you see, that's what i'm talking about :P
*not only smashes goblin's testes but freezes them off simultaneously*
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try this *Hands Razot a giant frozen sledge hammer for smashing troll testes*
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dude... you're so awesome :'(
*runs into forest wielding new ice sledgehammer with a manic laugh*
MWA HA AH HA
*the distant cries of trolls in pain can be heard from the forest*
[size=78%] [/size]
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*cami comes in possesses a dragon, and destroys too many goblins to count* hehe, what about that?
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*Steps on a goblin testicle*
there we go XD
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*makes a giant ice creature but it isn't alive yet* umm can someone bring this to life?
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*breathes a spirit of fire into the ice sculpture.*
*watches it melt.*
Maybe that wasnae wise.
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*Gets cream and mixes it with the ice*
...we can make an Icecream creature? :D
:D :D :D
...please?
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*is thrown out of the forest, landing roughly by anoni's feet*
only if i can have some
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*Jumps up in fright, does 3 backflips in the air and lands on tail*
JESUS christ Razot... where have you been!?
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Destroying them all? :P
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Oh I see what you did there XD
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alas, the threat is still imminent.
we must fortify our defences
more are coming
:|
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Quite a serious face there
Ok, well I have got this plank of wood, this big puddle of water and cream and some time induced popcorn...
...Lets do this
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*builds a wall of fire in the edges of the clearing, loses control, and they go out instantly.*
That worked...
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*Construct a bucket out of the blank of wood and picks up some water*
Hey Lokyar, if you could burn a hole in the ground, we could make a moat! :P
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well using this cream and the plank of wood *mutters* and the puddle of course *more indefinite muttering* add the popcorn and bravo!
*reveals a massive fort, complete with moat and drawbridge*
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Hmmm, I can't but I CAN do this!
*makes a moat around himself and himself only made purely of mud. It is wide enough to only be crossed by ferals.*
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hmm i have a stick left over...
*using this stick and some of the mud *mutters* a bit of spit and bravo!
*reveals semi-auto .50 cal sniper rifle*
this could be useful
:P
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...you had a 50 calibur sniper rifle, this whole time!
*Throws bucket at Razot but misses and it lands in the mud*
XD
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*bucket sinks in the mud.*
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no i just made it now
*get some leaves and makes a ghillie suit*
:P
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Oh hey I can help you there!
*Walks over to Razot, forgetting about the mud and steps both feet into the mud and begins to sink*
...hmm why can't I mo...
oh... oh god... quicksand HALP!
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*is cleverly disguised as mud*
lol i got you :P
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How did you even disguise yourself as mud! haha that's good
*Goblin tackles Anoni and he falls on the ground*
Ahh god! forgot about you guys!
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lol, ooops :P
*aims sniper at goblin's head and pulls the trigger resulting in the goblin's heat exploding*
TO THE FORT!!!
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*moulds his moat so that it flows under where he is standing and rides a slab of rock to the fort; after boarding the drawbridge, he flows it round the fort to create a second layer of moaty goodness.*
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*is disguised as a rock*
lol
*starts sniping the goblins*
:P
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*wanders around the fort and locates a stash of weapons.*
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lol, what have you found?
*pot shots a goblin in the mouth*
lol
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*picks a regular bow that is modified for feral use, grabs a quiver, manages to fit it all in his mouth, and heads to a fire point.*
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*makes his own gillie suit and hides in a tree with a barrett 50. cal he had earlier* I wanna help!
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*realizes quiver is empty, and runs back for arrows. When he gets there he finds his ball and can't decide which to take. There is a hammering on the door and he realizes he left the drawbridge open.*
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smooth T_T *snipes all the goblins at the door*
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*grabs ball in his mouth and arrows in his tail and runs out of the door, spinning like a dervish, until he realizes the goblins are dead; he starts his trademarked victory dance before heading back up to the fire point - again forgetting the drawbridge.*
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you silly pup
*was disguised as a wall*
let me help you with that drawbridge
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*tries to grab hold of drawbridge but refuses to let go of his ball, leaving Razot to lift a 20ft drawbridge by himself.*
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damnit T_T
*deals with drawbridge while avoiding onslaught of goblin arrows*
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*flies over to Razot and draws his sword and slashes the arrows*
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yay, my job is easier
*with the help of the sad guy, the fort is secured*
woot :P
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*makes another ice monster and this time it's alive* (the monster has every weapon imaginable on it but that is all im saying about him)
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*takes up a high position with his sniper rifle*
lol
*starts killing lots of goblins*
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*Runs up to the tower with a set of spears and starts throwing them at goblins*
Hang on... what's that
*Goblin that was just speared gets back up, zombified*
ZOMBIE GOBLINS!
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*starts firing arrows out of his bow, but some of them hit the walls around him; the bow is designed for use with his mouth and he refuses to release his ball. One ricochets and hits him in his bow leg.*
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Ack! You must put down that ball for a second
*Jumps off castle walls and starts using spear fighting to kill goblins and zombie goblins*
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*nurses his leg, stroking it with his ball.*
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lokyar, you'll kill us all!
*runs to give lokyar assistance*
i'll put your ball in the wall safe :)
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NUUUUU! *gets picked up by the ball; he is holding onto it that tightly.*
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okay
*crafts a satchel using leaves, mud, a few sticks and some paper*
there, put your ball in there and you can carry it with you T_T
:P
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*puts ball in the satchel. After a few seconds he gets lonely and takes it back out.*
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*facepaw* XP
go to the infirmary, down the hall then to your left
*goblins starts breaking in*
bugger :P
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*heads to the infirmary. There appears to be nofur here.*
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*is fending off goblins by himself*
umm... bugger :P
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*comes out and sees Razot and the goblins. He goes and hides with his ball.*
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*is fighting within a breath of his life*
help? :P
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*squeaks his ball as Razot cries for help.*
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*flies up and throws a grenade at the goblins*
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i have help :P
*fights harder*
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*has his ball knocked out of his mouth by the grenade. He chases it into the thick of the goblins.*
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*concentration is broken*
noo lokyar nooooo D:
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*catches ball but is promptly encircled by goblins.*
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*fights his way to lokyar*
noo lokyar nooo
*is run through by a goblin sword*
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*is already in a goblin cage. Due to goblin stupidity, it is bolted to the drawbridge.*
NUUUUUUU!!!! Razot!!!!!
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*lifeless body is thrown about, displaying a face of sadness, among the goblins to be eaten*
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*noms on his ball in tears. Even goblins haven't got him separate from his ball.*
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*is being thrown about before falling to the ground in slow motion with a few bounces for dramatic effect before being trampled*
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*cries really hard now. The stream reaches Razot, healing him with pure sorrow.*
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yay :D you cried me a river :P
*fights all the goblins and send them back to come again later*
trololo
*rescues lokyar*
wazup?
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*falls out of the cage. When he lands, on the ground or in Razot's arms, he noms on his ball happily.*
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silly pup
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*barks a wordless affirmation through his ball.*
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more will be here soon...
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*crashes hard next to Razot and Lokyar spitting blood and shakely standing up* ow
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Noes
*performs medical treatment, not dissimilar to treatment given by medics in games such as enemy territory: wolfenstein and battlefield, leaving the patient at 100% health*
There you are all better
Now what happened?
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Goblins launched me from a catapult and i swear i will destroy them when i get my claws on them
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Damn those goblins...
You shall have your revenge
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I will *pulls out my sword* and i will drink their very blood
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*Falls through the atmosphere and smashes into the ground 30 meters away* Autumn, reporting for duty.
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The goblins have no chance now :)
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*runs outside the fortress; you soon see a massive burst of flame and smoke and a comet seems to RISE into the air, and vanish into space.*
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LOKYAR!
*runs outside to see what happened, only to find nothing*
Lokyar?
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*You see a massive spaceship in the shape of a middle finger aim itself at the goblin homeland, fall, and crush it. The world swims for a second and a horde of goblins approaches the fortress, there is no sign of the spaceship, and Lokyar is safely asleep in Razot's arms. The goblin homeland seems undamaged.*
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Lokyar?
*mutter to self*
What the hell
*looks into disþance to see goblins attacking*
THEY'RE COMING!!!
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*is woken by Razot's shout, sees the goblins and pegs it back to the fort; he uses his four paws worth of wolfy claws to full effect, climbing up the drawbridge, and squeezes through a gap too small for any goblin to get in and lower the bridge for Razot.*
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*runs in humming the jack sparrow theme then helps pull up the drawbridge with lokyar*
BATTLE STATIONS!!!
*takes up position in a tower with his sniper rifle*
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*watches the first goblin get squished by the closing drawbridge, retrieves his ball and his bow, and starts trying to kill the goblins from the top of the tower; he only manages it because of the open space and the huge amount of goblins, so large it was near impossible to miss. He still got a lot of close misses on himself when it rebounded off the crenellations however.*
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I think we need explosives :P
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*spots the goblins about to launch barrels of gunpowder; he wraps a flaming rag round an arrow without burning himself (somehow) and fires it down; by blessed chance, he hits the precise spot where the trails from leaking powder met, and blew up all the barrels. Unfortunately one still managed to be fired, and it blasted a huge crater into the castle wall; Lokyar focussed his essence, and the crater healed itself into a full, undamaged castle wall. He used the last of his energy to stagger to Razot before passing out.
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*pulls out his Gauss Rifle and fires at a bunch of goblins and then pulls out a combat knife and runs into another crowd of goblins* I'm ready! How about you?!? *Begins taking out random goblins*
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Someone please launch me at the goblins from a catapult or something
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*Somehow manages to catapult AlphaSergal into a group of goblins*
Let's bake this cake we made last night!
*Starts humming Tip of the Spear*
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*wakes up to the sound of cakes being mentioned.*
CAKE!!!!
*tries to eat the mixture.*
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Flies into the middle of a goblin crowd and starts to go crazy >:3 >:3
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*takes out a minigun and fires at the goblins*
say hello to my little friend :P
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*Pack-a-punches himself (What the???) and then begins wailing on masses of goblins*
[Singing] Give me POWER tonight!
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Indrik lies still behind a small knoll. Despite his size, his fur camouflages him against the vegetation and Indrik begins to stalk the goblin group in front of the knoll, every step of the way following his killer instinct.
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*Riding a troll* PFFT screw dragons, I have a troll!
*Uses troll reigns to smash goblins*
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i just had a thought
*MrRazot used THOUGHT*
*goblin disapears*
woot
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*wakes up and stands up in that order; a goblinoid arrow shoots into the space where he was, rebounds off the flagstones and impales itself in his leg.*
OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
*howls in pain and terror from the top of a tower.*
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Noes!
Someone get lokyar!
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*activates holo-drones and throws concussion granades at the goblins*
Time to bake that cake we made last night!
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*uses this as a distraction to get to and help lokyar*
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drik suddenly springs from cover, hitting maximum velocity in a few seconds. On approach to the goblins, Indrik extends his claws and digs them into the throats of the nearest two goblins. In a fraction of a second, the pacarana then pulls out the claws, pulls his arms in and rolls past the group. Standing up, Indrik pivots to stare down the rest of the group. The goblins don't back down, so Indrik prepares himself to fight.
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*sees Razot nearing him, and collapses into a pool of his own blood. He is barely conscious.*
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One goblin makes a swing at Indrik. Indrik grabs it's crudely-designed club, prises it from it's owner and bashes the goblin in the face, which explodes in a small fountain of skull pieces and splattered brain. Pulling out Predator, Indrik then rushes the remaining goblins, taking aim.
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*MrRazot luckily had medical training in enemy territory: wofenstein and is able to heal lokyar with a poke a needle*
Where would you be if I wasn't here :P
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*stands up, the fur on his left flank matted where he laid in his own blood.*
I don't know Unky. I would be EAGLE!
*dives at Razot as a giant eagle approaches rapidly on a hunting vector.*
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*pokes eagle and it flys away*
:P
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*a voice comes from somewhere inside Razot's fur*
Is it gone?
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Yes, now let's get back to some more senseless killing :D
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*falls out of Razot's fur in a black clump, finds a pistol, grips it in his jaw, and follows Razot towards the goblin horde.*
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Yay
*kills goblins in ways that would disappoint his mother*
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*flips bandoliers of magazines onto his back on the way and staggers outside, and begins firing his pistol. 12 shots, 12 kills; it is impossible to miss with such a big horde, even with the recoil making him spin two or three times per shot. He dizzily struggles to reload as the goblins close in.*
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Using a goblin's leg as a weapon, he defends lokyar :P
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*continues to fight to reload, his head clearing.*
Nearwy there...
*The magazine is nearly in, but he cannot clip it in with just his jaw, and Razot is moving too much for him to use his foot as a lever. If Lokyar uses his own foot, he will not get the power he needs to click it in.*
Awww fiblesticks!
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*helps lokyar*
There you go
*forces a goblin to eat it's self*
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GET BACK IN! MY PISTOL WILL NOT HOLD THEM OFF!
*Lokyar begins firing, pulling back every 3rd bullet. His 6th clips Razot's leg slightly, but with the goblins closing in, there is no time to do anything; he prays Razot can get inside. His gun clicks empty again, he comes to rest facing the drawbridge and pegs it across; as he reaches the portcullis, a goblin trips him. A fellow fur drops both portcullis's, impaling the goblin, but trapping him under the inner one; it is not restrictive enough to hamper his breathing, but stops him from getting fully inside. Maybe a fur should raise the drawbridge so the portcullises can be raised too?*
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*picks up lokyar and runs in with him, hitting goblins on the way with a plank of wood*
almost there
*hops along on one leg*
:P
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LOOK OUT!
*knocks a goblin sword, making it slice over Razot's head as they get inside. The drawbridge is pulled up after them.*
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phew :D
though we locked everyone outside XP
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*stares intently at Razot's ear, and begins twitching as they head to a firing point. He feels a dampness.*
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something wrong?
why do you look at my ear?
:?
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*trembles harder as a blood drop travels down Razot's ear; you see an internal struggle go on, and he turns round and pistols a goblin to try and take his mind off it - he fails and turns back round.*
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*feels for his ear to find it's not there but replaces with a certain amount of blood*
hmm... i was wondering what it was
*looks at bloody hand and faints*
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*begins cleaning the wound with his tongue. As he tastes blood he gets more excited, and begins to nom on Razot's flesh. Stopping himself after a couple of bites, he heads over and shoots a goblin, refusing to look at Razot or breathe through his nose.*
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*wakes up slightly disorientated*
wait a minute
*checks ear*
my ear is gone!
*feels the marks of bitings*
did a goblin bite my ear off?
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No... a sword nicked the tip off... I... I couldn't help myself unky!
*points to a chewed ear in the corner.*
The blood smelled and tasted so goood.... I'm so sowwy!
*props the gun up against the corner of the firing point, aiming it at the only other object occupying that particular window. Himself. The window is on the outside wall of the room Razot is in.*
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*is surprisingly cool about it*
lol the tip? i have no ear left XP
*snatches gun*
lol
now i have one ear :P
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*pads over to the chewed up ear and picks it up, careful to keep his face hidden; he pads over backwards and leaves it by Razot's feet, all the while still keeping his face hidden.*
Go to the medbay, they might be able to do something with the remains.
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nah it's fine :P
i look like i only have one ear anyway :P
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*continues keeping his face hidden, and heads over to the window; a huge fireball forms in front of his mouth, and he fires it at the goblin horde, where it explodes. As he moved to the window, each paw left a damp watery pawprint; Lokyar failed to notice this.*
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That's the spirit :D
oh and your paw...
*shoots a goblin or two from another window*
:P
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What about my paw?
*looks down and sees a small puddle round each forepaw.*
Oh... You noticed.
*looks back, no longer hiding his face; it is soaking wet with tears, and the damp fur extends down his neck and belly, down his forepaws to the floor. He looks back at the goblin horde and summons a bigger fireball than before, expanding it effortlessly at first, but then he starts forcing the dregs of his energy into it, it explodes before release, and Lokyar is thrown against the back wall, unconscious before he hit it, and badly burnt.*
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D:
noes...
*rushes to lokyar's aid*
you daft pup
*falls to his knees and cradles lokyar in his arms and sheds a tear or dozen*
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*throws Health Pack in Razot's direction and begins throwing singularity bombs at the crowd of gobins in an attempt to distract them*
FUS-RO-EATIT!!!
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*too distraught with lokyar's condition to notice*
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*opens an eye.*
The tears shieldeded me... Not fair...
*howls as Razot shifted his fur across his burns accidentally. His burns are terrible, you can see through the skin layer in places. ((Maybe take me to the medbay, see if you can get your ear repaired (excluding the tip which is lost to a goblin outside), and go fend off goblins? Or use the medpack.))*
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*notices the medikit and uses it on lokyar before taking him to the medbay*
don't worry , it will all be better soon
(dude, you may not realise it, but im actually quite glad about the one ear thing. you may think "what?" but quite frankly it's made me more unique than any fox i have seen so far and quite frankly, it means i will never forget you and the awesome friend you are as it becomes a part of my fursona)
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*gets thrown through a wall and into a metal pillar*
Unit needs assistance!
*Begins attacking an android goblin*
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*Leaf emblem on Indrik's palm dims: Life force in the vicinity is diminishing*
Indrik cuts and runs, following the bloodscent and tearing through brush and scrub to see a one-eared fox and a wolf pup, both injured badly.
Indrik absorbs as much oxygen into his lungs as he can, before unleashing a primal roar at deafening volume. Some goblins stay strong, but many are either gibbering, paralysed or running like hell.
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*rips out a huge metal beam and uses it to pin the android goblin to a wall*
Stay there!
*slides over to Razot and Lokyar with many med kits and then joins Dorylus in defending*
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*Attempts to use area healing spell. It works on Razot and Lokyar, but as a nonliving thing, Autumn is unaffected. Indrik then bum-rushes the nearest group of goblins and introduces them to Wrath of Gaia.*
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*puts lokyar down*
all better?
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*Walks out of bushes covered in goblin blood*
I have seen hell and back...
*Sees lokyar*
OHH A PUPPY!
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Good god man...
did you get a t-shirt?
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* is dazed by the magical influx of energy.*
Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.
*falls over in a happy daze.*
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It's obviously a suit. I found it at a wedding, was with a beautiful goblin couple, their names were mark and susan and it was a beautiful wedding until I came in pillaging everyone, burning down a building and stealing this suit.
Also, what's wrong with your puppy? XD
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*burbles away merrily. A certain word he utters rings in the air, melding with the entirety of the next three sentences in a way that should not be possible. For every word it merges with, a nearby goblin's head explodes.*
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well i lost an ear and lokyar got horrificly burnt.
you didn't miss much :P
*gets hit by flying bits of goblin brain*
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*expends the last of the magical energy on blowing up a goblin organ by organ for every step it takes. He stands up, apparently now fine, and sees the headless goblins nearby.*
Not to compwain, but what happeneded to these goblins?
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you muttered something and they now have no heads...
like a boss...
*pushes over a few goblins*
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*Begins clawing off goblin limbs*
Seems like you've been over run by these buggers!
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*Builds dozens upon dozens of simulcrums of himself and sends them out into the crouds of goblins*
"REMEMBER TO FROGBLAST THE VENT CORE!"
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*Looks at Forever*
Remember to what the what?
*Picks up a rock and clobbers a goblin*
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*sends a secret self-destruct signal to the simulcrums*
Keep away from the robot wusky things that aren't me!!!
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*Looks around anxiously*
um... um... which ones aren't you D:
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The one next to you is the real one
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*Leaps onto a clone that was next to him*
Thank god!
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o.o
I'm not a clone
*continues to hold anoni off the ground*
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*walks near a clone*
what is this ticking sound?
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*somehow teleports Lokyar away from the clone*
Nuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
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*re-integrates into space-time at a point in time sufficiently early to be deafened by the kasplosion.*
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lol this is interest- *massive explosion causes wind to rush past face* :o
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*Clings onto Forever_Autumn out of fear, so much clinging he begins accidently clawing Forever_Autumn*
DEATH IS COMING! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
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*appears out of the kasplosion, tumbling on a shockwave and hits the cowering anoni in the muzzle.*
OOF!
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*Yelps in pain and leaps off Forever_Autumn with a bloody nose, Anoni lands on his back with Lokyar on his belly*
ahh...
um... See, I wasn't cowering I was simply... protecting Lokyar, that's it
*Rubs nose and tears a little but tries not to show it*
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*throws medkits to anoni and the young pup then walks towards the crowd of Goblins firing everything he's got at them*
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*Heals self*
*Dodged incoming swipe by goblin and kicks swiping goblin in the fact*
Damn, *Throws grenade into goblins, the grenade explodes, but more goblins come*
They're like ANTS! they can't be destroyed!
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you know there are a million ants per living person?
...
bugger...
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*is carried away, howling. A goblin knocks him out.*
Not wise, my goblinoid "friend".
*is mysteriously awake and vanishes in a fireball that evaporates nearby goblins and encompasses the furs. It lingers, blocking line of sight but not sound or otherwise harming the furs. Lokyar is nowhere around.*
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*Gets thrown through a wall by a nearby grenade*
Unit needs repair!
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*The fireball vanishes, revealing a temporary reprieve from the goblin assault, and an unconscious Lokyar next to Autumn. He appears unharmed.*
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*Is blinded by the fireball*
You know guys, I think we need to start working together a bit more.
Ok RAZOT... um...
Pick up Lokyar, I'll go assist Forever_Autumn.
Razot see if you can turn Lokyar into a fireball again, for just enough time so we can build up a defensive perimeter around the base so the goblins can only attack us from one side, I'm going to heal autumn and he is going to use his explosive clones to lure the goblins into the perimeter. Then, once we lured most of the goblins into the base we sneak out and explode the entire base killing lots of goblins.
Ok *Runs over to Forever_Autumn*
I owe you this :P
*gives Autumn a medkit*
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*attempts to find the spanner and screwdriver in the medkit then decides to disassemble one of the med-kits*
Self-Repair system re-activated... Please wait...
*attempts to fix damaged parts with unknown tools made from a disassembled med-kit*
Diagnostics complete, system operating at 98% functionality. Corruption is detected in some lower level functions... Analysing... Fixing... Corruption decorrupted... Checking Power... Checking Comms... Reinitialising...
*Gets up out of a pile of rubble and brushes his fur off and begins going back to fighting goblins*
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okay lokyar...
*picks him up*
lets turn you into a fireball again :D
*shakes him*
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*flops about.*
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*takes apart a flamethrower to see what can be upgraded using his internal tool set*
Hmmm... Let's see...
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*stops to see lokyar has gone all floppy*
D:
*shakes him more*
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*turns into a fireball again, singing Razots fur off and burning him lightly, but provides the needed defence, albeit with no vision beyond a couple of inches.*
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Yay :D
*Notices fur burning*
Noes D:
*rolls lokyar into goblins and runs after him in his wake*
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Good distraction Razot!
Ok, I have the perimeter built!
Forever Autumn, get some of your explosive clones inside the base,
Razot wal...
*sees razot rolling around screaming*
...roll into the base and herd the goblins after you
Ok, GO TEAM XD
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*falls into anonis arms, ice forming on his fur.*
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*Summons doezens of siulcrums to protect the base*
Done and...
*Watches Razot roll about while fixing the flame thrower. Autumn touches a canister, not realising that the previous damage disloged some cabling and thus gets thrown throgh the wall with severe damage to the fur layer.*
Oh dangit...
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*runs into goblins and is out of sight for a few minutes*
AAAHHHHhhhhhhhh....
*runs back with a massve hoard of goblins chasing after him*
aaahhhHHHHHHHHH!!!
*is still on fie and jumps into a bucket, fortifying himself*
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*licks anoni weakly. His tongue is sufficiently cold to freeze the saliva as it passes, leaving anonis cheek covered in mini icicles coating his fur.*
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Indrik approaches another group of goblins, having taken some time to rest inside the perimeter.
With a claw swipe, he slices the closest goblin of the group in twain. With a quick gesture and a mystic green glow, giant thorns begin to fall from the sky like rain over the remander of the goblin group, savagely impaling them.
One goblin survives the bombardment by crouching with it's shield over it's body. Indrik darts around the thorn rain, and a gunshot is heard as the goblin gibs messily and Indrik blows on the tip of Predator to cool it down and disseminate the smoke trail.
Exhausted from the high-level spell, Indrik retreats to meditate.
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*smashes through another group of goblins and rolls, coming to a halt near one of Indrik's giant thorns*
AGH!
*gets up and walks back to base*
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Indrik suddenly comes out of meditatio as goblins begin to enter the perimeter, tumbling over eachother to get in.
Indrik puffs up his lungs and attempts a second frightening roar, but these golins are more steadast than the last and stay strong. Combat is the only option.
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*Has freezing cold hands*
Jesus christ holding Lokyar is like holding frozen freaking nitrogen!
Ok, Razot, now that you've stopped being a babbie, you can try and cause a distraction inside the base...
...you can do that by running around screaming, you seem good at that XD
Indrik, keep fighting those goblins, Lokyar... stop being so damn freezing cold! XD
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*responds by licking Anoni again, leaving another row of icicles. These ones begin to melt immediately.*
((You wanted the heat-sapping fireball. :P ))
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*Lays Lokyar on the ground*
How are you still alive being that cold! Hang on
*Turns around and punches a goblin stealing a match from his dead corpse*
*Grabs Lokyar, runs into base, lights a fire*
THERE! heat :P
*Gets smashed by goblin from behind*
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*surrounds himself and the fallem Anoni in a shield of fire. It is unbearably hot and you cannot move, but when it dissipates, Lokyar is healthy, having used the fire Anoni made instead of his body heat, and there is a charred corpse where the goblin was.*
That hurted, Unky! Why was I so cowd?
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*Rubs head Analyzes Lokyar*
It seems that you your body heat is regulated by fire itself...
...how this could of gone unnoticed is beyond me! But... it means you can absorb fire and shoot it out, if only we knew what caused the reaction...
hmm....
*Grabs Lokyar and begins shaking him*
(( XD))
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UUUNNNKYYY!!!!
*is being shaken, passes out and rapidly heats to a point where he sets the fur on Anonis paws alight.*
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AHH!
*Drops Lokyar but manages to catch him before he hits the ground*
hey... hey little guy wake up *puts water on Lokyar*
Ok, it seems shaking causes some kind of reaction...
how do you feel about being an emergency grenade? :3
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A what?
*Anoni feels intense heat behind him as a goblin is incinerated. The fire goes out.*
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*picks up an H-Girder and starts beating goblins left, right and center*
The young pup is an emergency grenade?
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Well... like
Um...
Well... uhh... I mean, his Lokyar and adorable
...but what if like, I mean...
...I guess not XD
*Grabs a W girder*
...who would have use for a girder shaped like a W?
ah well :P
*Starts smacking goblins*
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*splits his AI between all the simulcrums and makes his army fight the goblins toe to paw*
ATTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
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*Looks at Forever_Autumn*
Parallel computing? No, he splits the AI into sections... but that means...
*Calls out to Forever_Autumn*
FOREVER! there's an inefficiency in your software, if you come here I might be able to tinker around with it, it would mean that full copies of yourself would be copied onto your clones and you'd be connected via wireless connection, your clones would be equally as smart as you but controlled by you at the same time, allowing various computers to work together in a process known as parallel computing. The more clones you have the more intelligent you become!
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*Calls back to Anoni*
You know the geth? It's kinda like that!
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*doesn't understand. Anoni feels a sword poke him and stop. If anyone bothers looking, there is a small rock pillar with a goblin blade sticking out.*
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Jeez what is happening there?
And yes I understand that, but if you split your AI then it wouldn't work XD
If you simply copied your entire AI it'd be more efficient :D
*Goes to pike*
now what in the world happened here :P
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Bich please (bich is latin for generosity)
I turned this bucket into a military satellite control centre :D
*uses high tech low orbiting satellite to kill goblins inside the old fort with precision while remembering how he made the fort*
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Essencially, my AI can do a direct clone of it's main systems (but the more complex stuff like my personality is kept within me) to another blank unit but if I copied my entire AI, they'd all answer to someone asking for me.
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*begins chanting as a ball of rock the size of anoni rises before he jumpkicks it into what is now a cloud of ex-goblin.*
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Indrik begins to sprint into the distance to look for more densely-packed goblins.
Standing upon a grassy knoll, he sees a small goblin blimp skim across the treetops, pouring troops onto the ground below.
The pacarana begins his approach, preparing another rain of thorns spell.
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*sends out wave after wave of simulcrums*
Round Started!
Tough Luck, Catch and Blind skulls ON!
>:D
*laughs as the simulcrums begin tearinginto goblins*
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*Is using Razot's computer to utilize a low orbit Ion Cannon*
Fire!
*Fires the LOIC at the goblins, but all the simulcrums start shutting down*
Oh noes! What's happening!
((+9001 internets if you get the reference))
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((long shot, Tiberian sun?))
*starts lashing out at the goblins with fire*
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((space balls?))
Dude anoni check this
*presses big red button*
Wait for it
*alarm goes off*
Wait for it
*the sound of charging reaches it's climax as a ping goes off*
Look, cake :D
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*makes more simulcrums and rushes them into battle*OMG! AUTUMN RUSH!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
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*suddenly has an image where every autumn was a fur-sized insect and freaks out*
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:U i prefer August Rush
:P
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*Goblins spam plasma grenades*
MYTHIC AND IRON, ON!
*Indrik is nonplussed as he fires a rain of thorns that tears the *redacted* out of the blimp. Bleedng and broken goblin bodies fall out of the holes in the vessel.*
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Experimental hyper-velocity projectile launcher detected.
*Pulls out a gauss cannon and starts firing it into the crowd of goblins*