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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Cifero Windtail on January 07, 2012, 08:09:56 PM
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Yes, it does make your butt look big.
*SLAP*
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Calling a fat woman pregnant... or a pregnant woman fat
*SLAP*
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Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
*SLAP*
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When you were born did the doctor turn around and slap your mother?
*SLAP*
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Here, have a breath mint. It'll help.
*SLAP*
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You know, with that dress on, you don't look half bad!
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Nice Halloween costume! Although I have no idea why you're wearing it now...
*SLAP*
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I'm so glad you're not self conscious, life would be so hard for you if you were
*SLAP*
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(To a Stephanie Meyer hater) Wanna watch Twilight?
*SLAP*
and most likely *PUNCH*
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*goes to 4chan*
SOPA's awesome! Justin Beiber rules
*DDoS... then SLAP*
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*goes up to Slendy as a child*
So AGH!!
*Is slapped and eaten*
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can you please fix me some dinner mom?
*SLAP*
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Are you dressing up as a female Santa? If not, you might want to lose the cushion!
*SLAP*
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"Hey, could you slap me?"
-Gets a hard slap-
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"Hey could you slap me?"
"No you weirdo!"
"Well maybe it will help you lose weight; you look like you need it"
"How dare you!"
*SLAP!"
"Golden." XD
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Wow, you look just like Mitt Romney...
*SLAP*
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Holy cow! I didn't know Voldemort was real!
*SLAP*
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So a pope and a rabbi are pooping in the woods...
*SLAP*
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So, in some woods, a bear was...
*SLAP*
Don't tell me! It's one of life's paradoxes!
What? I was only going to say...
*SLAP*
I told you once! Don't make me slap you a third time!
*looks down at unconscious body*
Glad we agree.
*SLAP*
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So one time I was naked in the shower when suddenly...
*SLAP*
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A wild Pikachu appeared!
*SLAP*
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grabbing random people
*slap*
but if your in the city
*stab*
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I say do you have a twin sister?
*Swoon*
Cos if you do, man that is some womanly gift wasted!
*SLAP*
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Could you repeat that?
*SLAP*
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Were you an angel that fell from heaven? cause your face is all stuffed up
*SLAPS*
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"I say I say chaps, stop being mean to this poor gi-"
*Collateral SLAPS*
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Alright, to start off my medley of famous rap songs...
*SLAPPITY-SLAPPITY-SLAP*
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"You probably haven't heard of it, your too mainstream for it. It's called "Dubstep""
*FaceSlap!!!!!!!!!!*
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"What is it with this rap? All it is about is drugs and booze and cars and bo-"
*SLAP!*
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"Go back to your house on WHORE Island! You look like a blueberry!"
*SLAP*
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"Whore Island? That implies someone would think she was worth something!"
*SLAP!*
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^^^^^^^^^ GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Guy: You know, you're like a magnet
Girl: Hmm? How so?
Guy: Well you were quite attractive from the back, but from the front you're really repulsive
*SLAP*
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^I try for genius.
You're like a fan; you blow me away
*swoon*
Only problem is, you project your stink too.
*SLAP*
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Um... your gun is digging into my hip...
*SLAP*
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woman, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich
*SLAP*
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Oh my god, how did we not think of that one? That is so stereotypical and widely used, that should have been one of the first. I suppose we were trying to be imaginative.
No new one, just had to comment. I might edit this when I come up with one.
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(To a man) Wow! I never knew you were pregnant!
*SLAP*
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(To a woman) Aww... is it twins?
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Your momma is like a brick. She's heavy, flat on both sides and she always gets laid by mexicans!
*SLAP and then DAAAAYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMNNNNNNN*
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Your momma like the village bicycle
everyone's had a ride
*SLAP with a fist*
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Yo' momma so fat, she is the only person in the world who could eat the interwebs.
(Excuse me while I go threaten this kid that if he doesn't stop singing I will beat him to death with his own dismembered arm.)
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Yo momma so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
*SLAPS*
You're so dumb that you jumped off a building and missed
*SLAPS*
You're so fat that when you jump, you get stuck
*SLAP COMBO*
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your so stupid, you failed a drug test, tripped over a cordless phone and when you fell, you missed the ground
*FALCON PUNCH*
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Yeah, don't hide it. I see your ginger roots you soulless person.
*SLAP*
(The kid stopped singing. I can only hope his 12 year old mind is permanently scarred from the threat.)
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*To ginger* I heard you tried to sell your soul to satan. Sorry about the insufficient funds
*SLAPS*
(Also, I'm technically ginger (though I say ranga) so I can make as many ginger jokes as I want :D)
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i don't always see a ginger, but when i do, i use it's hair to warm my hands
*slap?*
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I don't always see a ginger, but when I do, I thank God he has no soul to go to heaven.
*SLAP*
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(^^^ You would have no idea how many people ACTUALLY do that (the warming hand thing) XD )
So three men walk into a bar and they go up to you and say "YOU SUCK"
*SLAPS*
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HEY, YOU THERE, THE GINGER, STOP CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING!!!
*FIGHT*
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So, a ginger walks into a bar.
What then?
Nothing, he is unconscious.
*SLAP*
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Once upon a time, you were born, and the world just got a little bit worse
*Slaps*
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(At a funeral) Never gonna give you up...
*SLAP*
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i see you know a good place to get a horror mask... oh that's your face...
*slap*
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My life is the best! But then you came along and I spiralled into hell.
*SLAP!*
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That's a WOMAN?!
*SLAP*
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That's a HUMAN? Isn't it just a glob of jelly?
*SLAP!*
With ginger hair too? Nuuuuuu!!!!
*Ultra-pummeling-leading-to-murder*
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Stop beating him up, you buttheads!
*SLAP*
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Now, now, lets all calm down. There is no need for all this slapping. Let's stop hating and get -
*SLAP*
Why you little - !
*Two way SLAP war turns 3 way*
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Yeah-yeah-yeah YEAH YEAH Yeah-yeah-yeah YEAH YEAH...
*3-way SLAP by Sahmburg, Timberlake, and Gaga*
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Looks like the best part of you came out of your mum as a brown stain on the matress!
*SLAP*
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((That was harsh anoni. I would have killed you for that. XP ))
You like Beiber? Really?
*SLAP*
That's a no then...
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*in a crowd of JB fans*
JUSTIN BEAVER IS A TALENTLESS NOB WHO HATES ALL OF YOU!
*stampede by 13 year old girls*
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*at a JB concert*
I hate Justin Beiber! He is the most talentless idiot to ever plague the industry!
So why are you here?
I... I... SHUT UP! *SLAPs the JB fan*
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rofl
lokyar likes JB enough to go to his concert
*SLAP OF DEATH*
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*looks around for JB fans nearby and sees none* What the hell? I don't like JB at all! *SLAPs Razot*
*Stampede by a veritable army of 13 yr old girls*
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*At JB Concert*
Yeah, yeah, I understand, but when are we going to see JB? this chick can't sing for crap!
*SLAP*
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roflmayo
*at queen tribute concert*
why did they copy justin bieber?
*death by slapping*
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This songs just a rip of glee
*SLAPS*
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the glee version wasn't too bad
*sla...wait what?*
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*At a festival for Hellsing*
Alucard is pretty cool, but he is nothing compared to Edward
*Mob rush and slap*
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reminds me why dracula is dead. he could only feed on the blood of virgin woman...
*at team edward fan*
Edward is a pixie, he lives in a forest and sparkles
*slap*
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There are ten million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe that we can observe. Yo momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!
*SLAP*
EDIT: Punctuation and spelling, plus other grammatical error correction when I got off my phone. Also added 2 more millions and the slap.
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lol good one
*goes to germany*
HEIL HITLER
*arrested, deported and slaped*
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You got no idea what your messing with here boy; I got 12" rims on my chair; that's how I roll y'all. You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll.
I'll give you a brief history of pain, with the back of my hand! *SLAP*
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Yes that dress does make you look fat
*slap*
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Imma stretching out this rhyme, like gravity stretches time, when you try and put your little p-brane against this kinda mind!
*SLAP*
((Spell-check Science Fail. Brane IS a word; to be precise a scientific term relating to string theory, or so I believe.
Imma, however, isn't. It just sounds better this way.))
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So Jacob and Edward were making out...
*SLAP*
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So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?
*SLAP*
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What are you crazy? The universe can't be more than 6,000 years old! We're seeing light from stars 1,000,000 light years away, which according to you, would mean the light takes 1,000,000 years to get to us, but I'm 17! I'm not 1,000,000 years old! So how can I see the light mr. smart guy?
*SLAP*
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god hates you
*slap*
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I hate you
*SLAP*
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why did you leave the kitchen?
*slap*
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Wow! most inspirational woman! She cured horse herpies, won a marathon and invented sunscreen?
How did she manage to do that from her kitchen!?
*SLAP*
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(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwma33g76e1qjql2lo1_400.jpg)
irrelevant but:
i like looking at your breasts
*slap*
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s36L0_gcaFw/TzK3C6a_g0I/AAAAAAAADlA/evP1hIwgZ2s/s1600/misc-you-dont-say-l.png)
*SLAP*
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hitler war right
*slap*
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The KKK was right
*SLAP*
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kony is doing a good job
*slap*
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Bitch, you just jealous of my super saiyan swagger
*SLAP*
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you call you fugly us an understatement
*slap*
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To call fugly an understatement is an understatement
*DOUBLE SLAP*
XD
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i think about you all the time
and how you're the worst mistake of my life
*slap*
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From the moment I saw you, I know I'd never want to talk to you again
*SLAP*
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when i saw you from behind i was like :* , and then i saw your face and i was like D:
*slap*
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You're quite attractive...
*Swoon*
...your gravitational pull is massive
*SLAP*
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you're like mcdonalds
you seem nice at first but in the end you're disgusting and truly just a last resort.
*slap*
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You're like KFC
All greasy and full of fat.
*SLAP*
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were you in a car crash?
*slap*
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Did someone smash your face in with a chair, brother?
I'm your sister! *SLAP*
My point still stands; also, what happened to your <cough>?
WTF? *SLAP*
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Do you like waffles?!
*SLAP* SHUT UP!
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I used to like waffles, but then I took an arrow to the kn...
*SLAP BEFORE HE SAYS OVERUSED JOKE*
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I used to take an arrow to the knee, but then I took an arr...
*SLAP* Didn't you see what happened to that fox who made that joke? *SLAP*
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Oh you have a little bit of ugly on your face... oh my god IT'S SPREADING!
*SLAPS*
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What is that on your nose? It looks so out of place... Is it beauty?
*SLAP!*
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Oh no, it's just ugly, that makes sense
*SLAPS*
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Yeah, I can't believe I misread that. Sooo embarrassed; it should have been obvious.
*SLAP*
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Listen can you stop slapping me! The ugly is going on to my face!
*SLAP*
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Yeah, that is a point; I don't want to be contaminated by the ugly gene.
*SLAP*
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Furries suck!
*SLAP*
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*post SLAP* What the hell are you on? Furries are awesome! *SLAPS!*
*gets counter-SLAPPED by the furry-hater*
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(The person was getting slapped for thinking furries suck)
When you go get the mail...
B)
It measures on the Richter scale
YEAHHHH *SLAP*
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I'm personally amazed the world hasn't shattered under her weight.
*SLAP*
Yeah I know; I was adding the slap. Possibly a poor choice of words; will edit. You deserve a slap for conceiving it though.
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Harsh :P
(after seeing a person who used to be fat, but is now skinny) Holy crap! you collapsed on your own weight like a neutron star!
*SLAP*
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*sees a fat person get fatter*
Oh my gawd! It's a red supergiant! Run away from the inevitable nova!
*SLAP*
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hehe... black hole
*SLAP*
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No need to take the rip; everyone has one.
*SLAPs for crudeness.*
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i have strong feelings for you. strong feelings of vomiting and distaste.
*slap*
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Even a nuke would not rid the earth of your pure fugly.
*SLAP*
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Scientists have determined that you are ugly, even at an atomic level!
*SLAPS*
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ah a new perfume, you smell like... a sewage refinement factory
*slap*
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Your eyes, they are like the sun! Full of corrupting energy.
*SLAP*
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your face, is like pizza
*slap*
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You are like pie; full of disgusting lumps of meat. Where you differ is that pie is quite tasty.
*SLAP*
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You are like pi, no one will completely understand you and your arguments just keep on going and going and going
*SLAP*
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what happened you your hair
(i got it cut)
oh i thought your hair had caught on fire
*slap*
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*Guy walks in*
did it just get a little more depressing in here?
*SLAP*
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*you are my sunshine playing an background*
that song was obviously not written for you
*slap*
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(Ah that made me laugh XD)
Guy: How tall are you?
Me: 6 ft 1?
Guy: HOLY COW! I didn't they stacked crap that high!
*SLAP*
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owch :P
what do you get when you cross justin bieber and hanna montana?
better <poo> than you
*slap*
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(OH SNAP!)
You're so fat that when you go the beach the whales come up to you and sing
"We are family!"
*SLAP*
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You are an insult to my very existence; that someone as idiotic as you continues to live is solid proof that mankind is supremely gifted at defying Mother Nature.
*SLAP*
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I like spending time with you.
People look at us and by comparison think I'm Albert Einstein!
*SLAP*
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*looks to side* "Durrr, same with you, I think."
*KO SLAP!*
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Me: You know what, your intelligence is like a flying Emu.
Guy: But there's no such thing as a flying Emu
Me: ...Yep...
*SLAP*
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so you were disfigured at birth?
*slap*
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So, I hear you believe in land-subs. *snigger*
*SLAP* Perfectly viable. Just gotta get them to submerge now.
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im sorry but you are wrong because i said so
*slap*
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I'm sorry; you are wrong because the world hates you. So does everything else.
*SLAP!*
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I'm wearing a suit. Your argument is invalid!
*SLAP*
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I'm sorry, are you crying because the laws of physics changed things specifically to prove you wrong? I'm afraid I cannot find a fault in it's actions.
*SLAP*
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I'm sorry are you crying because you're a baby? I bet
*SLAP*
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i put babies on spikes
*run away*
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Gah; unanswered post multiplication.
*trollface* Problem?
Yes, your face. *SLAP*
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TROLOLOLLO LOLOLO LOLOLO, TRO-LO-LO-LO-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
*SLAP*
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i bet your dad's condom broke
*slap*
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Were your parents using protection? They sure as hell should have been; for the safety of the sanity of the world.
*SLAP*
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Hey, wanna hear me talk about picking your nose with corn?
*SLAP*
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here take this
*gives condom*
no i'm not making a move on you, i just want your parents to use it next time.
*slap and registered sex offender*
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Did you know you're slowly contributing to the disorder in the universe which will speed up the process of a universal heat death?
*SLAP*
WHAT!? It's true, so is everyone
"Oh, ok... sorry about that"
...But you're fat
*SLAP*
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Did you know you're QUICKLY contributing to the disorder in the universe which will speed up the process of a universal heat death?
*SLAP*
Must be something to do with the pure idiocy spewing from every one of your orifices.
*SLAP*
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Girl: I'm tired of your sexual inuendo
Guy: In your-end-o
*SLAP*
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I'm tired of life! I'll jump!
Do it, we don't want to see your fugly face again!
*Jumps right on top of the speaker and survives due to landing on him; a bodySLAP.* Sucks to be you then, doesn't it?
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Don't jump! Do something that requires less cleanup!
*SLAP*
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If you come too close I'll shoot myself and then her!
*SLAP*
(And yes, that is physically possible.)
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If you come too close I'll shoot you...
...Quite frankly I don't see that as a bad thing
*SLAP*
*SHOOT*
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If you come too close I'LL shoot you.
*comes close*
*pulls trigger and a clown hand comes out of the gun and SLAPs him*
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You can't slap what you can't see!
...oh right you're blind
*SLAP*
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I don't need no freaking eyes!
Dodge this then. *SLAP*
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You're gay!
"Yes, I am actually"
Oh... um... oh...
um... that guy looks cute right?
*SLAP*
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You are gay.
So what?
You idiot! I hate you forevermore!
You were my friend before I told you that! *SLAP* What has changed with that one simple admission?
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My admiration for you is like Lim -> infinity in the equation 1/x
*does mathematics*
HEY!
*SLAP*
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I used to be a slag like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
*SLAP*
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you remind me of infinity
you're always bigger in your side
*slap*
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You remind me of shakespeare...
Everyone thinks your super good, but once you really study it, you learn to hate it
*SLAPS*
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like Macbeth
i would not care if you died
*slap*
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Like Iago,
I would get your best friend to kill you
*SLAP*
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like Brutus
i would stab you
*slap*
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Like any random Shakespear character, you would die for some unknown reason.
What? *SLAP*
And for one, I wouldn't care.
*SLAP*
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You remind me of the Hadron collider.
You're big, you're expensive and you only give little things!
*SLAP*
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You remind me of carbon nanotubes: You are small, expensive, hard, and useless without more of your kind.
*SLAP*
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You remind me of the nuclear fission
Always tearing things apart
*SLAP*
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You remind me of nuclear fusion; turning people into totally new ones when you get involved.
I can't decide if that is nice or not!
...You didn't let me finish. Usually the result is fatter and heavier than the original. Like yourself.
*SLAP*
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You remind me of nuclear fusion.
You make things into completely new things, but those new things also lose quite a lot of energy
*SLAP*
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You remind me of Gamma Radiation.
you wont stop destroying things and no one likes you.
*slap*
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You remind me of cancer...
...because your like cancer
*SLAP*
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You remind me of HIV/AIDS
people are scared of you because you just want more and more until everyone dies by your hand...
and i bet you probably have it...
*slap*
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You remind me of anal sex.
You know, it may seem good and interesting at first, but at the end of the day it's <Fing> <poo>
*SLAP*
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you remind me a broken condom
you're just a long term problem
*slap*
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You remind me of drugs.
They're good to start off with, but overtime they ruin your life!
*SLAP*
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even paracetamol cant cure me of you
*wait what*
CAUSE YOU'RE A HEADACHE
*slaps*
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The slowest most painful way to die...
...is life with you
*SLAP*
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the mistake of the century award goes to...
you
*slap*
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Friday, Friday, gettin' down on Fri...
*SLAP*
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you're like an ISO
Only useful when mounted
*slap*
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You're like parametrics....
...completely useless
*SLAP*
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*sick in bed*you know what you could do to make me better
>What?<
cease to exist
*slap*
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(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3631024_700b.jpg)
*SLAP lol*
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rofl
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQer6CU4ryra9bnxfdE_xYIpaqTFKoQcLspFgxV_9hDm11CX5uKFx29Boxc)
*slap?*
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"Quick! Someone call the homicide squad!"
"Why?"
"I'm gonna kill her over there!"
"Nah, no need; no one will miss her."
Her: "WTF?" *SLAP*
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Telling a girl in grade 6 that she has nice eyes.
Finding out 5 years later still wondering why, she actually thought you said thighs.
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Complimenting a male foxsky on the size of his <Cough> because you thought he was female.
Although, they do tend to have claws, so I wouldn't advise it. *rubs facial scars*
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What the hell did that hairdresser do to your hair?
*slap*
lol
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What the hell did god do to your face?
*SLAP* XD
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why were you born?
*slap*
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Me: You're so selfish
Guy: huh? why?
Me: Because you use up precious space and air which could be used for people more suiting to society
*SLAP*
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*sigh*
what?
i wish you were dead
*slap*
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Me: *sigh*
Guy: what?
Me: oh nothing, just really hate you
*SLAP*
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SLAP ME!!!
*slap*
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*Eats small child*
*SLAP!*
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"Dearest, you are like the sun."
"Awwwww! Why is that?"
"You make my eyes hurt!"
*SLAP*
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Guy: You remind me of a supernova
Girl: Because I have lots of energy? :D
Guy: No, because a supernova is a massive chaotic spiral of hot gas collapsing on itself >:)
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"Can you not slap me, please?"
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You legs remind me of the tower of london...
They open for anyone who goes under them.
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"I know what you did last night, you filthy (censored)"
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"You're like the village bike, everyone has had a ride"
was that done before? :P
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your like the local rugby field
dirty and you have 30 men playing with you at a time
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You are fat
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those pants make you look fat :P
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That fat makes you look fat XD
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you make fat look thin XP
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Me: You make thin look fat
Girl: Awwwwww that's so nice
Me: Not really, I'm just saying you turn everything worse
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Hello sir, may I ask you somthing?
Girl:*slap*
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The only reason you don't know how ugly you are is because every time you look in a mirror it shatters!
*Slap*
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Me (not knowing how much a cow weighs): But a cow is like 3 times heavier than you!
Woman: But...a cow is 850 pounds. *SLAP*
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(To lita sableoak)
Do the potty dance! First you...
*SLAP*
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"[humiliating story]
... [f-word] me. ._."
"Okay! :D "
*SLAP*
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Alright, now that the potato is simmering, you should filet the baby seal...
*SLAP*
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"How do you somehow make my life worse?"
*SLAP*
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I'll give you a fiver if you give me a [censored]
*SSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Do you like waffles?
*SLAP*
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Guy: Hey, how ar you?
Me: Are*
Guy: Ok, haha, I gues you got me
Me: Guess*
Guy: Ok, thats enough
Me: That's*
Guy: can you lik shut up!?
Me: Like*
Guy: STOP CORECTING ME!
Me: Correct*
Guy: your getting ready for some real trouble!
Me: You're*
Guy: THATS IT
Me: That's
*SLAP*
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Can I (censor, censor censor censor censor cencor cencor censor censor censor censor) 24...... *SLLLLAAAP!!!!* *decapitation* FATALITY!
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Sorry but there's a growth where you face should... Oh it is your nose
*slap*
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Doctor: We managed to save your wife, but she will be a vegetable.
Guy: oh... what... what does that mean?
Doctor: That means you'll have to take care of her, you'll have to feed her, clean her, do everything for her for the rest of her life
Guy: oh... god... this is horrible
Doctor: HAHA! I was joking! She's just dead :P
*SLAP and lawsuit*
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Keep mentioning your ex
That's all you have to do :P
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-walks up to random girl- make me a sammich!
*slap!*
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Taps girl on shoulder *unzips*
*slap* (though probably nutshot if you actualy do this.).
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I've been following you for a very long time
(Wear sunglasses, beard and baseball cap for maximum effect)
*slap*
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using the term "Munneh", atleast when around me >:(
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I think you have to stop following me now...
*slap*
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You're one ugly mother humper
*SLAP*
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whistling at a guy with long hair and a feminine face
*SLAP*
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Me: You are everything to me!
Guy: awwwww that's sweet
Me: Including violence, wars, plagues, famine...
*SLAP*
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*slaps a mod*
mod: what was that for?!
me: i don't know.....you have a very slapable face....
mod:um....ok
*gets slapped by the mod*
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slap myself when I did something wrong again.
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don't slap yourself.....thats my job!!!
*slaps u*
*gets a return slap*
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*sob sob*
it hurts
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"*spills water down shirt* Aah!"
"Hehe... Hot."
*SLAP*
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Kid: You treat me like a mushroom!
Mom: And how is that?
Kid: Well you keep me in the dark and feed me crap!
Mom:*SLAPS!*
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you're a woman ?!?!
*slap*
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You're a person!?!?!?!
*SLAPS*
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It's not what it looks like
*slaps*
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...it's exactly what it looks like
*SLAP*
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woah... what an ugly baby!
*slap*
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Lady Tsunade: Do I look fat Naruto?
Naruto: *starts laughing*
Lady Tsunade: *slaps him sending him out of the solar system* :L
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^(so true)
Hey!..... Got any grapes?
*SLAP*
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Me: I love you
Guy: I love you more!
Me: Yeah...
*SLAP*
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girl: im sorry i cheated on you
guy: oh that's fine i did the same
girl: WHAT?! *slap*
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Is that...
*slaps*
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Me: What's one <Race/Ethnicity> man on the moon?
Guy: What?
Me: A problem. What's two <Race/Ethnicity> man on the moon?
Guy: A bigger problem?
Me: No, a problem. What's all <Race/Ethnicity> man on the moon?
Guy: ...A problem?
Me: Problem solved.
*SLAP*
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Kid:Wait mom it's not what it looks like!
Mom:Oh then what does it look like!?!?
Kid:I'm just dancing nakedly in front of the camera...
Mom:*slaps the crap out of him*
(Poor kid XD)
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Cat:Meow!
Kid:I got your toy mouse!
Cat: Meow!
Kid:*goes up close to cat with toy*
*SLAP*
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An actual youtube comment I stumbled across:
"Countless studies have concluded that religious people (people who believe in god) are more intellegent than atheists. And now that gods particle has been found, atheism has been dealt a crushing blow. Thumbs up guys, this is an important message." ~Interioroutbreak69; 1 month ago
*SLAP*
...and
(http://dailyfacepalm.chillpages.com/stroage-pit/uploads/2010/08/1272303749024.png)
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Me: Could your dog play with my tennis balls?
Friend: e.e...
Me: You little! *slaps and knocks him out cold*
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(@Anoni: If I remember, other creationists were yelling at that guy!)
"B*tch, you go make me a sandwich. Now."
*Super Atomic Slap*
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(I know, but still was pretty slap worthy)
"Can you move out of the way, you're blocking the beauty!"
*SLAP*
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"Hey, are you having coitus in the shower again?"
*WET SLAP!*
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Honey forget sex, the game is on...
*SLAP*
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Honey we can drive your sister to the hospital anytime of the day, but this is the grand final, you can only watch it once!
*SLAPS*
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"Im bleeding, I am bleeding, Oh dear lord I am bleeding"
Babe be quiet please Liverpool might win this game
*Super atomic supernova black hole destructive slap*
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Out of all the things I come home to, there's you!
*SLAPS*
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"Oh my Lord! My WATER BROKE!"
"There's duct tape ing the cabinet."
*SUPER FORCE SLAP!!!*
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So uh...
yeah...
two steps from hell sucks...
*Slap from almost everyone*
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"Man, i love what Schumaker did to Batman!"
WORLD ENDING SLAP FROM THE UNIVERSE OF DC FANS!!!!!! (even though i like Marvel better.)
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I'm sorry but starship troopers 2 is far superior to starship troopers 1.
*Slaps from across the world by ME*
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I slap everything that gets in my way :-)
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I WILL NOT BE SLAPPED EVER!
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Spouse: Does this make me look fat?
Husbend: Uhhhhhhhhh.... uhhhh... uhhhh...
*SLAP*
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Do you mind not slapping me?
*Slap*
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You call that a slap?
*SLAPS*
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That slap was too hard!
*Even harder slap*
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That's one ugly baby...
*super atomic slap*
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um excuse me , you must be sore, cause it looks like you fell straight from heaven
*slappp!!!!!*
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You know only bitches slap, right?
*Slap*
You only proved my point.
*Flamethrower*
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Bet you can't slap me!
*SLAP*