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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: maggintons on September 13, 2011, 05:51:39 PM
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AAAAAGH WERE ALL GONNA DIE
*hides under sofa*
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*Runs up to the Sofa where the a-strange Maggintons is hiding* "Whats going on here? Why are we all going to die?"
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*tries to play the song of time* Confounded ocarina, let me play it correctly!
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Gabe newell created a moon base but his weight has pushed it out of orbit were all gonna die
*finds his treasured pictures of himself*
ill miss you guys :'(
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*is still failing to play song of time* Bah, this is useless! I need a man in a green tunic and cap.
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"Ummm, you are a really strange group of people. Luckily for you all, I am here to help... I guess." *Runs outside and sees the moon getting larger and larger.* "Hmmm, I may have enough energy to deflect it, but not from this distance." *Turning towards Sytex* "You, Dragon! We are all in dire need of your services! Can you fly me up towards the moon and combine your power with mine so that we can reverse to moon's pull and send it back, while also removing this so called fat kid and his moon base?"
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but bill gates was on the moon too...we need chuck norris to save him
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T_T Ummm, okay... Im sure Chuck Norris is busy punching people with his beard. And Im also sure Bill Gates will just use his Microsoft Rocket Ship to escape, soooooo Im sure its fine.
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.... do it
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"Right!" *Jumps on Sytex* "Yaaaa! Lets go Dragon!" *Smacks self in head* "Gahhh! I did it again! D: "
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looks like its up to me...
*signs up for the Microsoft "operation save bill" mission
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*Starts to become all shadowy and glowing dark black and purple* "You had better hurry! That moon is starting to block out the sun and my species go... Savage during a solar Eclipse!" D:
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*as rocket launches wolf7133 goes savage and hunts down johnny depp
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A little herp. A little derp. And off we go to destroy the moon.
I mean save the planet.
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/me flies off alongside his co pilot The Stig and chief navigator Pyro
Pyro:mmmmmph
/me: wha .....stig?
stig:....
*rocket flies off*
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*I teleport onto the windshield and begins nawing on the glass, and also scratch on the glass.*
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*sprays coca cola on the windshield*
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me: Wha? johnny Depp has stowed away on my ship D:
stig go gimme my windows error gun
Stig:....
stig?
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MOON SPOTTED AT THE HORIZON! Gods have mercy on us! It be Davy Jones' Locker fer us next...
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My eyes widen at the pop in my face and the oncoming danger. I let go and fall back to earth, teleporting to the ground at the last second and surviving.
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*lands on moon*
me:thats one small step for...
*is kicked off lander by the pyro*
pyro:mmmmph
*bill gates pees himself*
*stig listens to spanish radio lessons instead of listening to microsoft HQ*
*Johnny Depp still taken hostage by the stig in the boot dies from lack of oxygen*
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/me hides in the closet
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*Looks up at the moon* "Hmm, moon seems larger than usual tonight"
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ok two more days to finish this mission
...need more time :|
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Need more time? Got it! *Plays song of time on the clarinet*
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*Checks calendar*
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Shit. :|
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oh no where all
DDDDDOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEDDD
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*Opens wormhole*
Well, here goes...
*Jumps into wormhole and ends up in outer space* D:
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/ (http://nooooooooooooooo.com/)
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Well it would seem that plan didn't exactly go that well. *I start throwing boulders at the moon in an attempt to halt it in orbit* This is working about as well as the last plan. BUT LET ME CONTINUE.
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Well it would seem that plan didn't exactly go that well. *I start throwing boulders at the moon in an attempt to halt it in orbit* This is working about as well as the last plan. BUT LET ME CONTINUE.
GAH U HIT ME SHIP SYTEX ....(actually its not mine its microsofts but u get the message)
/me finds bill gates in the windows moon colony mines
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*runs out of boulders* Darn it, now I need to throw cars. *there are no cars* -.=.- *throws dust in the air*
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/me orders pyro to fix the microsoft rocket
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*Is floating through outer space*
Well, that plan backfired horribly. T_T
Wait, I can see earth from here! Hai guys! *waves to earth* :3
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*Is standing on the moon holding a random plug.* ohhh....so unplugging this brings the moon out of it's orbit and sends it hurtling to earth....OF COURSE!!!
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*sits on the Dark Side of the Moon*
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*Walks over to Katie~* Lovely night huh?
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"Indeed." *pulls out a harmonica and plays Pink Floyd as the moon falls*
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*Watches her and smiles* A fitting song...oddly enough...hehhehheh...well...Earth had a good run.
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That it did, that it did. You know, I never thought I'd find myself staring out at the stars from this side of the moon. You know, I really don't know how I got here either *stares around*
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Magic maybe? *He shrugs*
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*stumbles upon Dr evils abandoned moonbase now populated by mutant space trolls*
Space Trolls :Trolololololololol
/me gets out minigun
Maggintons:GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*the stig listens to charlie sheen's winning song*
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*Still floating through space*
I'm cold and lonely :'(
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*jumps up to the moon and sits next to katie.* yes.... pink folid * nodes head*
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*wheatley and space core from portal 2 float toward CrazyCat*
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*looks up at the sky* OH CRAP! *pulls out "paw-pad" and starts sending code as fast as possiable...* darn network must have went down.... *shighs* oh well i tried.. XD
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*finds ocarina in the trolls stolen treasure horde*
can anyone use this thing?.....
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*Throws Cheese to Kaya* "Kaya, USE THE CHEESE!!!!!"
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*chease smacks face* what am i soposto use this for? isnt the moon already made of this stuff? *blank stare.*
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It is. see, the moon isn't comeing to Earth because of some microsoft fat kid moon base thing, Its coming to get this cheese back because this cheese fell out of it. if u give it its cheese back, all will be fixed! :D
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:o oh my goodness... RETURN THE CHEESE TO THE MOTHER OF ALL CHEESES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws the cheese, it lands a few feet away...* that wasnt very effective..... >:( XD ^_^ well off to comendear a space craft to return cheese child.. *turns toWolf7133* wana come?
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Hahahahaha! Very well, I... Shall... ASSIST!!!!! *I burst into flames for a few seconds. when they disperse, I have back and red dragon wings* "Let us go on our cheesey cheese quest! Super cheeses, AWAY!" *I grab the cheese in my right paw and Kaya's arm in my left. i flex my wings and jump,* "We are Off-" *I fall face first on the ground, not realising I have to flap my wings.* "Owwwwwyyy, On second though, lets just walk..." XD
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*rubs face* ya walking might be safer.... XP
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*Struggles to feet while rubbing face* "Ok, lets walk" *I turn towards the nearest spaceship air port and begin walking acwardly, not accustomend to the wings on my back that are throwing me off balance.* Grumbling, "Stupid dragon spell... 7 hours... face plant... Moon cheese... shouldhave brought snacks..." >:(
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............. no food.... *eyes widen* WERE GONA STARVE!!!!!!!!!! :o
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"Not exactly. We still have..." *I look at the cheese in my paw. My tummy grumbles shortly after.* "Uh oh..." :S
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.... *looks down at chees and starts slavitating* mmmm cheese....*looks up..* well we dont "Need" to give back the moon cheese...
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"Your right... I mean, it may not have even worked in the first place... Why risk it and possibly die hungry? why not die not hungry. Its a much better fate..."
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*nods* mmm you can get the bigger portion. *cuts the cheese.. (hahaha yes i typed that,, XD lol) and hnds larger peice to Wolf* here's to the end of the world!
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(Lmao, nice! XD )
*Takes the cheese,* "Indeed, here is to the end of the World!" *We eat the cheese pieces, and suddenly fall unconsious. We eventually Wake up on the surface of the moon.* "Ugh, what was in that cheese?" @.@
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:o *groans and sits up* ugh this reminds me of a few parties........ where the heck are we??? *looks arond* OH CRAP! WERE ON THE MOON!!! ....sorry moon i didnt want to eat u... but but i was hungry......
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"Hahaha, Reminds me that one night when that one chi- Wait... Is that the..." *I point to the Earth, which is rapidly approching* "Oh crap! What do we do! Were gunna get smashed into a delicious puddle of sticky goo! panic panic panic panic pan- OF COURSE! IM A GENIOUS! We can EAT the moon, so then it cant hit Earth! Perfect!" B)
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.........and die form the possably radio active cheese........ eh.. lets look around before we resort to eating the moon....
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"Mufffhhhh?" *A large hunk of the moon is missing near my lap. I brush the glowing moon cheese off my muzzle and my now bulging belly.* "Ummm, too late X3 It does taste a bit off..." *I start glowing* "uh oh..."
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yeah the moon dont look that happy
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Really? I can't imagen why :/
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yeah its about to die
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-gasp- you did not just eat the space cheese... you didnt!
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/me finds the babybel cheese mining facilities on the moon
the stig shoots at a nick clegg poster with a xbox live sponsored ray gun
the pyro sits in a moon cave prepared to burn any moon aliens that come out of it
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*crawls out of the moon cave* d-d-don't shoot!
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*To Kaya,* "Well, ya see... I was still abit hungry. My Gieger counter isn't beeping so i dont think it's radioactive. It doesn't taste that bad... Try some! :D "
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*nibbles on some again and makes aface* eh... im not to hungr now.
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"Your choice" *I suddenly belch, long and glowing green* "Umm, maybe its best you didnt eat any..." :o
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*the flood from the halo games starts coming out of the moon cheese*
/meIts teh floodz D: pyro get them
pyro:MMMMMPH
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*I pull the index from out of my pocket* "Dont worry, I got this... MUHAHAHAHA!!!! FOR THE GREAT JOURNEY!!!!!! >:3 " bum bum bummmmmmmm... D:
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at least it may blow up the moon
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Moon go boom? *grabs dynamite* WOOHOO!
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"Feed my pretties!" *I grab two flood spores and throw them at maggintons and Kodachi* "Nows when we should run Kaya!" *I sheath the Index in my belt and start running.*
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*hurridly scampers along behind,* "WHY DO I ALWAYS GET IN TO TROUBLE WHEN I AM WITH YOU?!"
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"Well thats because- well... uh, hmmmmmmmmmm. Good point! Maybe umbra wolves are rare for a reason. Were not meant to be near each other maybe!"
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comes in flying while standing on a 1ft conical meteor of enriched plotunium wearing an radiation suit. after a spectacular crash-landing starts giving out orders, "alright i need a reinforced concrete dome with walls 50 feet thick, a meter sized hole pointed towards eart and a quarter sized hole a foot from the ground, a barret .50 cal. sniper 3 regular .50 cal. bullets and 1 neutron-tipped .50 cal. bullet.
MAKE SURE YOU LOAD THE NEUTRON BULLET IN LAST!!!!!
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*meteor hits the flood sparing mag*
:o
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"Noooo! my precoius flood brotheren! D: We must flee faster Kaya!" *Flood tenticles grown out from my wrist as I grab Kaya with them and run leap super far away like a flood does.*
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*straps bill gates into rocket*
/me : Pyro,stig get back here at once WE HAVE THE PACKAGE REPEAT WE HAVE THE PACKAGE
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fine!!! i'll save the world myself!!!
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sorreh i had a different mission but im rooting for you white B)
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(Im not X3 ) jk :P
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ok thx *starts building a concrete dome.*