After a long and treacherous journey, I finally arrived at the forsaken kingdom. I exited my chariot, pixi box in hand, and began my venture on foot. Waving to my captain as she steered off into the known; I about lost my livelihood as a chariot came to a screeching halt. Using its enchanted magic to create a loud noise to move my body, I kept my head down in shame. Reaching the double doors of entrance, I gave the guardsman my title, "I am sir volunteer Anton", I proclaimed. The guardsman took a long hard look at me, then nodded to the others to let me pass, and so I did with speed, the guardsman are not known for there kindness.
"Sir volunteer Anton, make your way to the high knight Joul, there. There you shall be given your task for the day. But-" he took in a breath, "I shall warn you, do not dally, to claim your rightful spot at Vordor you must be first to claim your land." I nodded to the guardsman, thanking him as I took my slow walk into a faster pace. Sir Knight Joul wasn't far, but he was somewhere within the labyrinth of this land, even the most experienced of the volunteers sometimes find them self lost within. Ignoring the call of the sirens I kept my head high to watch for dangerous beast, and the ever pesky elven trader that stalked this land.
"Sir volunteer Anton"
"Blasted" I mumbled under my breath. The devil eared came next to me, "What is it blade ear" I spat, trying to rid my self of him.
"My my flat ear, I came here to inform you, out of the kindness of my heart." I remained quite, allowing him to continue. "Your land is yours, sir knight Joul has told me so."
"Oh?" I couldn't not take everything the elf said to hold truth. "Why would the high knight say such a thing?"
"Simple, lady volunteer Sam has claimed it for you two." The elf laughed as he ran away, happy with his outrageous news. Lady Sam was an ill worker, she often would mess up my organization of beverages and couldn't do basic math. When she was given the job to hawk, she would not leave the small confinement of Vordor to yell to the passing pilgrims and would often anger other patroons around my small land. I changed direction and began to walk towards my land; now with less ambition as I hoped I wold have. There stood lady Sam, while a nice person, she often made a you regret coming in from her intolerable babbling that made less sense then all in the kingdom.
"So the maker has blessed me with your kinship Anton" she snickered, next to her stood a large group of beverages not even in the cooling chamber. I sighed, i wasn't even going to waste my breath asking why nothing is in its proper order.
"Lady.. would you be so kind and fetch some ice for our cooling chambers." Without even answering she left. I would hope that she would bring the ice I needed for the pilgrims, but the chances of that were slim. I organized the beverages, the gold, and even cleaned up my small shop, yet I still had no Ice. Pilgrims were began to grow in numbers and I wouldn't be able to serve any if I had no ice, so I called upon a passing witch to watch my stand.
"I shall watch your stand." she hissed, "but for a price." She snickered, rubbing her palms together. "I want one blue gator of the raid to complete my. eh- stuff."
"Will red work, that's all we ever get."
"I guess, it just leave an odd after taste"
"I know right, over all I'm not to big of a fan of it but whatever...Fine witch, you may have your beverage." With this I was off. Not to far, maybe twenty paces or so, I went to the bar right in front of the store (I mean I could see the witch perfectly that is how close it was). Upon opening the door I saw the large male, dressed in odd clothing that read "Budweiser".
"Who dares opens the door."
"A volunteer of Vardo"
"You wish for my ice, yes? Only take two, you need not anymore."
"Fine" I swear they act like they do anything hear and that they pay for the ice., all they do is fetch more once the chamber runs low, I thought to my self as I took two bags of ice.
"Shut the door" he yelled. Not like my hands weren't full and it wasn't hard enough to put the harness on without anything in your hands. After five minutes of fumbling with the harness, I finally came back to my land.
"Had a little trouble?" the witch asked.
"Quite you," I hissed, "Take the gator of the aid and be gone." I pored the ice in my chambers, after giving the witch her beverage (of course that must come first), and waited for some pilgrims. Business was slow but good, the pilgrims were much the same. After a while the tax collector came, I greeted her as she grunted to me.
"Were is your leave" she asked.
"She left for ice, I haven't seen her since." She nodded pulling out a black pixy box. It beeped then she spoke into it.
"This is tax lady to Joul, tax lady to Joul. Vordor is in need of a break soon send some one over, thank you." With this she was off. When I was left alone I decide I would have a peek at my pixy box, it was high noon, and I have received three messages, I should probably check them later. I still had a job to do, to attain the pink tail of fluffiness from vender three commonly known as tail guy before he sells all the pink ones. My leave soon came, and I took my earnings to purchase my prize. Tail guys wasn't to far, except I got caught behind a game of cheese, Rat man of course was in the lead, or I think, I'm still not to sure how that game works. I begged for peoples pardons as I made a mad rush for tail man, I could see form a distant he had one pink tail left.
"Yes. " I said out loud as I grabbed the tail,and handed it to tail man but- something wasn't right I could feel it in my bones. I turned around and saw a young chapple standing next to me, she had two pigtails to emphasize on her youth. "Umm... did you one that one?" I asked her.
"No.." she began to turn around, her head was down. The tail wasn't for me it was for my younger sibling who had no tail, who wish to have a pink one. I promised her to get a tail, but I don't know if I could live with my self with such a pitiful sight.
"Maiden," I called to her, "here take this." I handed her the tail. She was reluctant at first, "Its fine I will be back another day, i can get another then. I reassured her.
"Maker thank you." she sad hugging me. I embraced the child and she left. Though I may of failed my deed, my karma felt good.
And that was one day at rens. fest, just a little more "authentic" if you will :P.
My crazy teacherWhoah I think I just read a precise discription of our home ec teacher. Sexcist crazy thats her alright
OK so one time in high school, i had this teach who was crazy. She taught histroy and she went on about how it was all fake and nothing happened like histroy says. She did this alto, not only that since our class was almost all female, they where all out on a trip some where ( i think it was cheer leading. ) she said that men are idiots and shes going to have to teach this again to the girl's but we ( males) wont understand the lession even if we hear it twice. another time she said that there is so much BS in the world that she feels like cutting her self. Another funny time is when we went to a museum she had us hold hands and walk through it like we where in kindergarten. I had a lot of fun with her.... i left the group as soon as we eneted, she gave me a detention the next day and another time i got her really mad, she was yelling at the class manly the males and i said calm down miss, your wife wont like it, she freaked all the guys laughed. another really funny time was when some one hid her text book and she couldn't find it she went crazy looking for it.