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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Syorean on August 08, 2011, 05:52:09 AM
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So in this game you have to go off the sentence the last person posted to make an epic story.
I wake up at 7am.
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I slam my fist on my aggravating alarm clock for waking me so early, only to swear for breaking it.
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gotta get my bowl gotta get cereal o.O
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The simple thoughts crossed my mind, finally remembering I was getting up this early to go to school; I roll out of bed hastily and trip over my shoes which also takes down the wastebasket as well as my whole nightstand.
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gotta get my bowl gotta get cereal o.O
HA HA HA! *nonexisting paw thumb up*
And I take a minute to just stare at this mess that is to mark how my day is going to turn out, I'm sure, and my still sleepy brain has just begun to form a few juicy curses when suddenly there's a deep rumble far away and before I manage to react, the floor opens up and I fall... fall...
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I land in the magical land of canada.
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Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are all so fluffy.
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where it snows all year around
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Looking around at the white out before me, I gain an irritated look; I'm going to be way late.
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But then I remembered I had a flying unicorn donkey and travels at the speed of friendship.
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Said Flying Unicorn Donkey appears out of thin air and proceeds to take me upon its back and whisk me away to where I need to be; after stopping at McDonalds.
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Until we where attacked by bloodthirsty trolls. Only the power of suger, caffeinatic beverages, flowers and love could defeat them all with the power of these simple magic words.
Post Merge: August 10, 2011, 01:33:26 AM
where it snows all year around
not all year round we get the 3 other seasons the same as u guys and im canadian
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"ASSUMIMNG DIRECT CONTROL!"
We yelled, and all the trolls stop in their tracks, they were now our minions.
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and we made all da trolls dance in a konga line to do da bunny hop all da way to da top of da volcano where they will hop off 2 by 2 down to da burning lava of death >:3
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After defeating all the trolls in such hilarious fashion, my magic unicorn named Phil and I only to get to McDonald's at 10, when they stop serving breakfast. T_T
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so vinny fast forward time 21 hrs. ahead to 7am to mc.D's to find they where giving away free food tell 10:30am
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As I approched the counter, the cashier gave me a dirty look and shouted, GET OUT! WE DON'T SERVE HUMANS HERE!!!!!!!!!! As a looked at myself, i realised all my fur/scales (Depending on the weather) were gone and replaced with disgusting plain, smooth, furless skin. I screamed and awoke with a jump. I muttered to myself about having another one of those horrid nightmares about being a filthy human when i realised that I was laying on the cold ground of Canada (It was fall) near a volcaneo and a Mcdonalds. Phil was nearby nuzzleing my right arm. I then pondered just how much of this was actually a dream... :S
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I looked over at the McDonald's and realized something; it wasn't a McDonald's, it was a Burger King D: . I screamed and fainted at the thought of eating such sub-par fast food and awoke once again in my bed where my blanket was half on the floor and my mom had walked in because she had heard me screaming and calling out in my dreams.
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SO I decide to Taco Bell instead since everyone knows Taco Bell is heaven. I jaywalk across the highway and begin walking there, almost run over several times. But I don't care cause the strangest desire to start singing and dancing as I go comes over me, and the world fades away as I sing and dance.
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Suddenly, the world faded too much and everything became a bunch of black nothingness. However, I was constantly thinking of tacos, so suddenly the void was filled with tacos floating about. I sighed and stated, this is good enough :}
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In my manner of content, I kicked back in this abyss and floated along; defying physics in the greatest of ways. I whipped out my MP3 player and started up a few tracks. For some reason, the song I thought I chose was now some song about tacos.
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*Hears voice In head,* "EVERYTHING IS TACOS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!" @.@
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The hideously melodic ranting of tortilla-based meals puts me at my breaking point, I take the headphones from my ears and try to pull up an internet page at random. It works, and before me is a holographic display of the Google homepage.
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*Hears voice again* "Oh no! Hes figured out that he can control what happens here! quickly, bring up the home page of thefurryforum.com!!!" *The home page pops up next to the google page*